Christianity

The Holy Spirit wouldn't approve of this page... Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom.

Mazel tov! This page is Kosher!

The content of this page has been fact-checked by real Israeli patriots.

Mashallah! This page is halal The subject of this page has been approved by Allah and is considered halal. 0:00

Christianity is (((Jewish))).

>he died on that BBC for our sharts or something

Christianity, also known as Christcuckery and Neo-Judaism, is a polytheistic pagan death cult skinwalking a monotheistic religion. It was founded by some Jewish pedophile named Paul, who used to execute innocent Muslim followers of Jesus Christ before receiving a "vision from god" about Jesus being LAAAAWD AND KAAAANG on the road to Damascus or something. This cult was very popular among the pagan degenerates of the Roman Empire, though its followers were persecuted for roughly 300 years, until Roman emperor Constantine mistook a glare in the sun as a cross of light, which he saw as a message from god. He later won the battle, and converted to Pauline Christcuckery for political reasons, corrupting it even further by inventing new theology, like the Trinity. He encouraged everyone across the empire to convert to Trinitarianism after legalizing and standardizing it. A few decades after his death, emperor Theodosius I made Trinitarian Christianity the official state religion of the entire Roman Empire, outlawing and persecuting any monotheistic Christians or non-Christians living in his empire. Christcucks then started leaking at eachother, calling one another heretics for centuries. Christcucks love Israel, lying and hate math. Most Christians are nothing more than internet LARPers because most (if not all) Christian countries are secular, liberal, and kiked.

There are a few more insane and far less common sects that are used for trolling, such as Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses.

Christian sects[edit | edit source]

Just like how many deities they believe in, Christcuckery is split between three main sects, or denominations. These are Catholicism, Protestantism, and Orthodoxy. (Though it’s not one like their trinity GEEEEEEEG)

Catholicism[edit | edit source]

Catholicism is the biggest out of the three. They are constantly made fun of by other Christians because of their unusual idol worship (e.g. praying to Mary, praying to rosaries, praying to statues, believing the Pope can bless them), even though all of them are idol worshippers anyway. Their clergymen are massive child rapists^[1] and ZOG propagandists, and are not allowed to have wives or children because it's "ungodly". They are widely known for being the absolute most frail in their acceptance of "socially progressive" views, constantly allowing female clergyfoids into their clergy. It is the most Jewish, likely due to its size, and

Protestantism[edit | edit source]

Protestantism was the third, yet is the second largest Christian denomination, and began in 1517 when an obsessed German priest named Martin Luther began to leak at the Catholic Church, going on to write a list of 95 reasons why he believed Catholicism is le bad. These include scamming the poor with glorified pieces of paper called "indulgences", saying that the Pope can forgive sins (heckin hereticalerino) and stating that the Church should have absolute dominion over Europe and its people. One of the core tenants of Protestantism was its (mostly) churchless system and emphasis on personal beliefs and debate rather than the Catholic doctrine and standardized interpretation.

They aren’t very devout compared to other types of Christians, and as a result some former/current Protestant countries and their populace have become largely secular or irreligious

Orthodoxy[edit | edit source]

Orthodoxy is the smallest and most "fundamentalist" or traditional sect of the three, and is mainly "practiced" by Braniggers, larpers, Slavics, and Ethiopians. In reality, the only people that actually practice Orthodoxy are its borderline schizophrenic monks, who are usually too busy having schizophrenic visions, telling people about how god himself told them that HRT is wholesome and kosher or something. It is the "eastern" part of the west-east schizm, which is the next topic.

Why so many?[edit | edit source]

In 1054,^[a] the faggots Pope Leo IX and and Michael I Cerularius decided that the other person's religion was wrong due to the several disagreements and inconsistencies between the two sects. This is called the east-west schism, and is why Catholicism and Orthodoxy are separated. The disagreements were usually over SNCA like who was an idol worshiper and who wasn't (they both were). This caused a massive split between the two sects, and was the cause of many wars and different spergouts of the both sides' leaders over the apparent crimes of the other, which is one of history's first examples of shitflinging.

What do Christcucks believe?[edit | edit source]

• That Jesus is the son of God
• That Jesus is also somehow God at the same time
• That Jesus came back from the dead
• That Jesus died for our sins (but not really because god can't actually die or something)
• That everybody inherits the original sin of Adam and Eve (even doe that's contradictory^[2])
• That god is three separate things but ALL THE SAME GOD
• That you need to LOVE. THY. NIGGER.
• That faggots are to be left alone and allowed to be degenerate, as being mean to them would be heckin' wrath
• That trannies are allowed to groom children for the same reasons
• That niggers are le wholesome and just like us
• That anyone can be forgiven, except for racist, bigoted Chuds.
• That killing innocents regardless of age or gender is a good deed (Deuteronomy 20:16-18, Numbers 31:17, 1 Samuel 15:3)
• That if an unmarried virgin is raped, the rapist must marry the girl he raped and pay her father 50 shekels (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
• That cannibalism is a good deed (2 Kings 6:29)

Christianity and its interactions with other religions[edit | edit source]

While Christians now are widely blacked into believing that Jews and Muslims are just like them, they were far, FAR less accepting in the old days. Christians during the Crusades became genuinely horrifying and bloodthirsty. Killing Jewish, Muslim, and even Christian people along the way, they marched upon the holy land a total of 9 times, and used pure brute force and violence to get there. This resulted in failures more than once, where only 2 of the original 9 crusades almost succeeded, though it is estimated that they often killed far more people than were killed among them, further proving how psychopathic they were, as it resulted in the complete extermination of many innocent Jewish and Muslim towns that happened to be in the way of their war path. This resulted in roughly, on the high end, 9 million deaths on both sides, which are estimated to be mostly Muslim and Jewish, proving that Christianity is a death cult.

Today, Christians and the majority of the organized Christian community has been headlocked into allowing a multitude of objectively unchristian things to occur in their church, such as the blessing of gay marriage, the allowance of transgender, female, and gay priests, the endorsement of immigration, the rejection of extreme and general right-wing politics, and the absolute and unwavering support of Israel. This includes, of course, accepting Jews and Muslims as "brothers", despite Muslims openly calling for the death of Christians, and Jews openly believing that Jesus is boiling in shit. This is NOT because of any logical argument made by these people, but is rather a self-inflicted emotional blackmail using phrases like "love thy neighbor" to open the door for increasingly degenerate nonsense to be accepted.

The Trinity[edit | edit source]

Xhey essentially believe that God is a 3 headed dog^[3], calling this the Trinity. The Trinity is the most core tenet of Christianity and is simultaneously the most retarded. It is by far what distinguishes them the most from Muslims and Jews, and it states that God is a composite of 3 parts, the Son, the Father and the Holy Spirit, which literally makes no logical sense:

1. Christianity teaches there is one god.
2. The father is god, the son is god and the holy spirit is god.
3. All 3 of these are distinct so the father is not the son the son is not the father etc.
4. If each person is distinct then that implies 3 gods (tritheism) creating a logical contradiction.

The concept of a Trinity has been increasingly hard to defend, this was demonstrated when William Lane Craig was struggling to win an argument against Muslim scholar Muhammad Hijab, this was evident by him resorting to compare god to King Cerberus (which is a mythical dog with 3 heads geg)

"It's Based and Christpilled"[edit | edit source]

Main article: It’s Based and Christpilled

A huge falseflag operation made by aryans in order to derange Christianity, mostly under coal and brimmy posts. It eventually became a meme on Soysphere where people make their own ’pills and other people's 'ills^[4]

be christcuck[edit | edit source]

be le presbyterian[edit | edit source]

Gallery of Christian gems[edit | edit source]

• 
• 
• 
• 
  A catholic
• 
  >we all goon to 'p to save the christian race
• 

Notes

Snopes

Christianity is part of a series on Chuds
	Manifestos [-+] Christianity (disputed) ♦ Fascism ♦ Inceldom ♦ Millions must die ♦ Neo-Nazism ♦ Nihilism ♦ Nothing Ever Happens ♦ TND (I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS) ♦ TBP
	Clittycels [-+] Chud (Patrick Crusius) ♦ Adolf Hitler ♦ Benito Mussolini ♦ Chuds.life ♦ Donald Trump ♦ Elon Musk ♦ Frenschan ♦ J.D. Vance ♦ Joshua Conner Moon (Kiwi Farms) ♦ Kanye West ♦ PewDiePie ♦ /pol/ ♦ Randjak ♦ Ruben Sim ♦ Stonetoss ♦ Ted Kaczynski ♦ Terry Davis ♦ Turkey Tom
	Degeneracy [-+] BBC ♦ Heresy ♦ Communism ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Fourth Industrial Revolution ♦ Goyslop ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Islam ♦ Judaism ♦ Meds ♦ Porn ♦ Science (unless it's FBI crime statistics) ♦ Sex ♦ Troonslop
	Traitors to the West [-+] Da JOOOOOOOOS (The Happy Merchant) ♦ Arabs ♦ Asians ♦ Chinese ♦ Dr. Fauci ♦ Faggots ♦ Jannies ♦ Joe Biden ♦ Kamala Harris ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ Leftypol ♦ Liberals ♦ Mexicans (Meximutt ♦ Satoko_houjou_fan) ♦ Muslims ♦ Niggers ♦ Pizzacake ♦ RationalWiki ♦ R/196 ♦ Tim Walz ♦ Trannies (Troonjak ♦ Alicia) ♦ Vaush ♦ Wikipedia ♦ You