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 15410693[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15410695>>15410706>>15410747>>15410753>>15411012>>15411243

I work at a asylum.
Had a tough day again. And yes it's me that Soyteen doctor.

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>>15410693 (OP)
Thank god I didn't get attacked again.
Finally going home to wind down after a 9 hour shift.

 15410706[Quote]>>15410715

>>15410693 (OP)
Are you an ACTUAL soyteen or just larping as a soyteencvck just for association

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>>15410699
I don't give a tralalalala if nobaldi cares bout

 15410715[Quote]>>15410796

>>15410706
I've been on the Sharty since late 2023 (I would say about 2024). I've been OC also. But I have a job. or something

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Ok seems like this is a shit Nophono cars anout. Time to bump this

 15410747[Quote]>>15410755

>>15410693 (OP)
Are there any phonos with OGD that are contained in the asylum

 15410753[Quote]>>15410757

>>15410693 (OP)
Ok but serious question, what was your weirdest experience over there

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>>15410747
No. Haven't seen yet. They don't have the attention for that.

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>>15410753
Went to checkup on a patient. Saw him gooning in the bathroom and painting the walls. Then he got violent when told that no gooning allowed

 15410760[Quote]>>15410776

make some schizo scared of nophono

 15410776[Quote]>>15410829

>>15410760
Wouldn't want to do that. It makes our job harder. Then we have to deal with them yelling and getting violent while believing Nophono is spying them. I already had a case where someone was yelling that the jogurt we give him is somehow made out of 6G Nanobots created by Jews at the CIA.

 15410796[Quote]>>15410810

>>15410715
Show some OC

 15410805[Quote]>>15410811

Have you seen irl 'jaks (aka phonos who look like your everyday 'jaks) locked in the asylum
>Bald
>Glasses
>Stubble
>Sometimes with a gaping mouth

 15410808[Quote]>>15410820

are there any hot crazy woman where you work?

 15410810[Quote]>>15410822

>>15410796
You can find on the 'ru. Under Adolftrumpson.

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>>15410805
Bald? No.
Glasses? Yes.
Stumble? Depends.
Gaping mouth? Only if they are drooling or stimming.

 15410820[Quote]>>15410828

>>15410808
A couple. Not patients but staff. I would bone this one foid I work with. Fucking 10/10 fine foid. But patients? Are you insane? Some of them are under 18. Some are over 18. We are supposed to offer them help and assistance. Not date them.

 15410822[Quote]>>15410826

>>15410810
You made the sharty propaganda video?
Also your account is as old as I have been on the site geg

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>>15410822
Yes. I have a lot of unfinished work in progress videos. I'm more experienced with video editing

 15410828[Quote]>>15410832

>>15410820
Do patients ever have insane schizo meltdowns and start babbling

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>>15410776
>Believing that yogurt is infested with 6G nanobots created by da joos in the CIA

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>>15410828
Yes too many.

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>>15410832
Do they scream?

 15410837[Quote]>>15410846

did you have any patients that were very smart?

 15410839[Quote]>>15410848

Have you made thread like this over a month ago?

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>>15410833
Yes very loudly. That's why we put them in the calm room. A reminder for all of you to take your meds. Or you end up with me taking care of you.

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>>15410837
Yes a couple. One cannot speak but can solve a rubix cube literally under 5 minutes along with puzzles. Basically autists.

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>>15410839
Yes. I'm happy that some remember. Its kinda calming to have 'teens to speak with.

 15410851[Quote]>>15410855

>>15410848
'adults*

 15410853[Quote]>>15410862

>>15410848
Only ‘teen to ever have a real job and not enlist in the millitary
What was the craziest patient you ever had?

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>>15410851
Oh yeah rule 13 came into being a couple months ago

 15410858[Quote]>>15410866

Scariest experience in the asylum or anything slightly horrifying

 15410862[Quote]>>15410867

>>15410853
I was in the army also.
One craziest was a extremely violent and misanthropic one. Who would also try to cut herself and touch herself in public. It was hard to deal with her.

 15410866[Quote]>>15410883

>>15410858
That someone died in the toilet

 15410867[Quote]>>15410870

>>15410862
Damn are you 30 years old?
Thats crazy

 15410868[Quote]>>15410875

show timestamp of you at asylum or larp

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>>15410867
No. I'm in my 20s

 15410874[Quote]>>15410890

i was actually in an insane asylum once this post made me geg

 15410875[Quote]>>15410888

>>15410868
Cant take photos at work. New policy due to people snapping about the work and violating privacy police

 15410883[Quote]>>15410895

>>15410866
From what, he pooped out his organs or something
Was he a nigger? Because if it was, it would've literally been poop and niggers dying

 15410888[Quote]>>15410894>>15410906

>>15410875
or maybe instead, take photo that proves you work there with a timestamp, anything that is related to it

 15410890[Quote]>>15410900

>>15410874
it was a horrifying experience and they basically told me i either had to go willingly or they would kidnap me and put me in there for the rest of my life

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>>15410888
Yeah like your gloves or whatever clothes specific to the asylum

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>>15410883
Not sure. But they ruled it out as cardiac arrest. He was white.

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>>15410894
maybe censored ID (HEAVILY CENSORED THOUGH) or just clothes would be recommended

 15410900[Quote]>>15410918

>>15410890
Aren't you the phono that went there because you tried to ack yourself

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op if you ever want to know what it's like to be the patient i can tell you my experience

 15410903[Quote]>>15410909

Were you able to get them to use soyspeak

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>>15410894
>>15410888
Next time I'll do so. But I did this in the bathroom. Yes the toilet paper is behind a cage due to someone eating it and trying to build a rope to hang himself.

 15410907[Quote]>>15410910

>>15410906
I saw this in operation reality

 15410909[Quote]>>15410927

>>15410903
Well one loves to yell
>Skibidi! Skibidi!
Or
>Geeeegggyyy geggyyy

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>>15410907
I did it at my work actually.

 15410913[Quote]>>15410921

>>15410906
when i was there i remember everything was built around not letting people hang themselves. the door handles were semi-circles and you had to push them down to open doors, the shower was a gray metal box with a button, and i had to get the drawstrings from my clothes removed and i had to get somephono to buy me a new pair of shoes without laces

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 15410921[Quote]>>15410950

>>15410913
Typical.

 15410925[Quote]>>15410929

Have you shown any of them any Jak's, sharty related videos or clips

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>>15410909
>Geeeeggy geeeggy
That's just Darius

 15410929[Quote]>>15410931

>>15410925
Only once. They don't have the attention unfortunately due to autism.

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>>15410929
What did you show them

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 15410949[Quote]>>15411014

Currently listening to this im trans btw

 15410950[Quote]>>15410960

>>15410921
one of the people there with me was this autistic guy who just acted like your typical autist, he looked the part two. he would sperg out about troonslop and had the autistic accent but he was cool and i tried to give him company while i was there. i was sitting in my room reading a book when all of the sudden i hear this loud banging noise, so i come out and he's trying to kill himself by banging his head against a chair while the staff are all standing around him in a shame circle trying to gentle parent him into stopping, and he got put in time out for the rest of the day

 15410960[Quote]>>15410969

>>15410950
Really? At my work they get heavily involved if such of a thing happens.

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>>15410938
some of the people there were groyper FOIDS (yes, foids can be groypers) who were obsessed with looksmaxxing and the tcc and they would ask the very tired and confused staff to put on commentaryslop on the big flatscreen tv made by drag xueens or something

 15410963[Quote]>>15410964

Any paranormal experience, obsessed ghosts or something

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>>15410963
None. Yet award

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>>15410961
We've never had any of those

 15410969[Quote]>>15410981

>>15410960
i don't know if he was trying to kill himself or if he was just having a tantrum but i assume it was the latter because he didn't get put in a straitjacket and just got sent to his room. he got overwhelmed very easily and could tell he probably gets bullied constantly so i tried to be friendly with him

 15410980[Quote]>>15410993

the only two times i got in trouble was when i was talking during group therapy and when i made a charlie kirk joke

 15410981[Quote]>>15411013

>>15410969
Once. A case of bullying ended with two people getting stabbed with a knife.

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>>15410980
I would laugh instead.

 15410995[Quote]>>15410996>>15411007

geg I thought those closed down

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>>15410995
No. Only the old ones.

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>>15410995
no ev&oe it's basically torture and should 100% be outlawed

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>>15410693 (OP)
Oh hey Doctor Soyberg, good to see you again, I remember the last thread you made. How ya been?

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>>15410981
one time there was a lone tranny in the ward so i made a joke about it and everyone started dying laughing and the troon had a sad look on xis face

 15411014[Quote]>>15411020

>>15410961
So brannigger foids, I assume they look niggerish and outright horrible because the only time I saw something like that was when we tried to 'ox (I think) some branegro pakistani(?) foid that larped as white, and she was ugly
>>15410949
Unfortunate nameroll

 15411018[Quote]>>15411027

>>15410906
okay i believe you soysolumGOD, i hope you survive the harsh asylum
also do you often hear screams?

 15411020[Quote]>>15411028>>15411038

>>15411014
they were either anorexic whites or overweight blaks

 15411027[Quote]>>15411035

>>15411018
Its not that bad.

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>>15411020
'craft skeletons and magma slimes

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>>15411027
also do you hear screams?

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>>15411020
actually funny story, the day i arrived there i was feeling a bit down (because, of course, i was trapped in a fucking asylum against my will), i felt completely hopeless, and i felt like i was going to die of shock there.
i go to my first group therapy and this white chick says hi to me and the first two questions she asks me are "what are your special interests" and "are you anorexic"
i'm not autistic so i didn't give an answer to the first one but i had to explain to the girl that i'm severely underweight because i have an extremely overactive metabolism, not because i starve myself. i actually eat like a fucking land whale

 15411040[Quote]>>15411047

>>15411035
surprisingly i heard a lot less screaming than i thought there would be

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>>15411040
is there like…seperate mental asylums for people who are low-risk, or do they chuck you all in together like my meals when I get home from work.

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>>15411035
Not always. But sometimes it's someone over stimulated or happy while doing puzzles

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>>15411047
Yes indeed, they are separate. Sections for different types of people. There's a reason why, because those who are more problematic can attack the ones that are often non-violent.

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>>15411047
where i was they shoved everybody in one ward

 15411057[Quote]>>15411066

>>15411056
That's literally a violation of multiple laws and calling for trouble. Such places like that should be shut down by law.

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>>15411056
broootal.

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>>15411057
there were maybe only one or two violent ones where i was so i'm sure it's just because nophono noticed

 15411075[Quote]>>15411121

but yeah there were suicidal self-harmers like me, drug addicts (also me), edgelords, groypers, turboautists, and a few other people who were kookoo for coco puffs there. what was noticeable absent were the schizos. nophono there had schizophrenia when i went

 15411102[Quote]>>15411142

OP here. Came back home so ID might be different

 15411120[Quote]>>15411128

the first thing they made me do after getting officially committed was making me strop down in my underwear in what i assume was the straitjacket room and i thought i was going to get raped

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>>15411075
>SSH
>drug addicts
>groypers
>turboautists
I think you mean Aryan Warlords sir.
(JK I'm glad youre out of there bud)

 15411126[Quote]>>15411154

>>15411121
>groypers
>aryan warlords
FALSENVKE INCOMING
also thank you, i only had to spent eight days in there

 15411128[Quote]>>15411133

>>15411120
yeah they were trying to strip you of everything so you didn't ack yourself, it happened to my sister when she was in there for a few days.

 15411133[Quote]>>15411142

>>15411128
no it was to try and get me to show them my self-harm scars but i just told them to fuck off and they actually let me go on that one

 15411137[Quote]>>15411171

also geg i also had a sister who was admitted because she got addicted to niggerweed

 15411142[Quote]>>15411168>>15411194

>>15411133
makes sense
>>15411102
How you doing Soyberg? I remember you from the last thread you made.

 15411149[Quote]>>15411170

is there an archive of your last thread op because i didn't see that one

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>>15411126
He's talking like a grophyer here

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>>15496967 (You)
eww… downvoted

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 15411171[Quote]>>15411188

>>15411137
They always say
>no I'm not addicted bro, I just need to smoke before I eat, smoke before I sleep, smoke when I wake up,
I cant stand those people who say its not addictive, anything that can give you pleasure can become an addiction, some more strongly than others.

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>15838294 (You)
downwoted you too nazi🤮🤮

 15411178[Quote]>>15411182>>15411209

Ok. Im gonna go play some vidya games. So derail this thread.

 15411182[Quote]>>15411207

>>15411178
bye op don't get murdered by a schizo

 15411188[Quote]>>15411201

>>15411171
she's gone completely insane and turned into a bpd now

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>>15411142
Oh yeah the thread was archived. But 'ph got 'acked

 15411201[Quote]>>15411211

>>15411188
Aw damn, sorry to hear that bro, hopefully yall can try to help keep her head on straight. that shit sucks to deal with.

 15411207[Quote]>>15411213

>>15411182
Bruh death ain't that bad

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>>15411178
Cya later Dr.Soyberg, have fun.

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>>15411201
i cut her off once i got out because i got an angry wordswordswords text from her right after i got discharged, and i just don't want to have to deal with that abuse from my own sister.

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>>15411207
they will commit (you) for saying this

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also i didn't shit the entire time i was there nor did i shit during my time in the icu before that so i didn't take a shit for a whole two weeks

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>>15410693 (OP)
since you are a heckin healthcare professional, can you verify how soyentifically accurate the following treatment of patients is? fuggen jerdee

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>>15411243
Pretty good

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>>15411243
this is pretty accurate from my end except they made us go to get our meds ourselves

 15411271[Quote]>>15411299

>15723954 (You)
downwoate again…. so many rightoids on this site lol

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>>15410874(You)
shut up

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>>>15410693 (You)
you shut up too

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>>15411271
Enjoy your ID filter you cuckold communist.

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