I keep getting a lot of "but Melissa fucking a dragon would kill you" comments lately Friendly reminder I've done the math 😌
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Didn't we agree Dragons aren't lizard? Why are we basing off the assumption that lizard anatomy applies there?
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Reptiles are the closest creature to dragons in the real world so that's the best we have- Someone should ask Ed Greenwood 🤔
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Replying to @AuntieHauntie @TieflingMelissa @TheTherazan
Well, that would rather depend on which matter about me the ladies are considering. ;} Melissa's human/dragon copulation math is just fine. The Realms had half-dragons before D&D came along, and Gary put them into D&D, confirming human/dragon copulation survivors, so... ;}

Jul 25, 2024 · 4:11 AM UTC

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Replying to @TheEdVerse @AuntieHauntie @TheTherazan
Ed you are a literal legend, Tiamat's blessings
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Replying to @TheEdVerse @AuntieHauntie @TieflingMelissa
Me realizing who replied indirectly to the question I raised: Thank you!🤩 Me realizing I'll never be able to tell to my Realms enthusiast DM or the D&D group, bc we're a LGS game where it would be WILDLY inappropriate to bring up the subject matter at all: Oops! 😵‍💫🤐
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Replying to @TheEdVerse @AuntieHauntie @TieflingMelissa @TheTherazan
He responded AND it was based? Nice.
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Replying to @TheEdVerse @AuntieHauntie @TieflingMelissa @TheTherazan
Okay but question… Do dragons and other reptiles like lizardfolk or even Dragonborn Have cloacas? 😛
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Replying to @TheEdVerse @AuntieHauntie @TieflingMelissa @TheTherazan
Thank you, Ed. You are a gift
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