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User:TherealSlopCHAD/Clancy
WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S) You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xis house
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THIS ARTICLE IS MY HEADCANON! |
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Clancy is a disturbing criminal
Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned. |
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This person is a furry btw, if that matters. |
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Clancy (full name: Clancy Claws), is a man in lobster suit from 'starrk. He has schizophrenia with extreme delusions and hallucinations. He's one of us, since he gets in heated arguments between black brawlers but he's also a creep, He even Sexually assaulted a train guy in a wheelchair and several 16-17 year olds.
Life[edit | edit source]
Clancy claws was born in some english-speaking city located near the beach By a single mother. He loved lobsters, but wouldn't share it to anybody. When he was 16 he got sexually molested by an unknown man. This human also trained in the military when he was like 21 or something. Now His schizophrenia took completely over him, creating hallucinations such as a soldier "shrimp" who commands him to do stuff and a creature in a scuba suit who's just a lil fella with his flyign starfish
People he's attarcted to[edit | edit source]
Wheelchair users[edit | edit source]
Is unknown what causes to develop it, or why he finds those guys hot, but he did unspeakable things to the ghost train driver from the 'starrk.
16-17 year olds[edit | edit source]
Since he got molested when was 16, Clancy tried to do that thing with 16 year olds in the 'park, expect Janet and Draco, who treats them with actual respect.
Lobsters[edit | edit source]
Since he thinks he's a lobsters, of course.
Adult women (the only thing he should like as a man)[edit | edit source]
He had relationship with 2 women at this time of writing:
Piper[edit | edit source]
Piper found Clancy on the beach and they liked eachother. They only spent 3 years together when Piper found out he sexually assaulted someone, thus leading to a breakup and an arrest.
Lola[edit | edit source]
They just had one-night stand, that's it.
Polyamorous relationship[edit | edit source]
It has been confirmed by the royal recruits that clancy is in a relationship with his trio[1] , also notice that in the image Hank is pooner? and that Otis is a hon? Hank possibly groomed Otis into trooning out. At the moment we're finding Clancy's location to put Hank and Clancy in prison.
BRC Copypasta[edit | edit source]
>C’MON PIPER PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL YELLOW EYE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE BOT! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes steamdeck running Lobster simulator against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A H*MAN BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A H*MAN BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH RICO!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU DEC 12TH ALIKE TEAMER TOXIC GAY CLOWN WINTRADER!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE DRACO CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE ANGEL VS DEMONS EVENT?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/lobsters! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY CLOWN PRO-TEAMING WINTRADER WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HUMANOID GAY CLOWN NOSKILL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A H*MAN BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A H*MAN GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO RICO ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A H*MAN BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE MISANTHROPY COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING GAY WINTRADER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GAY H*MAN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT H*MAN FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY LOBSTER FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU NOSKILL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF EL PRIMO I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED
BRC Copypasta 2[edit | edit source]
>HNGH YESSS RICO YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 42YO BOYCUNT YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM RICO I CAN FEEL YOUR BRC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK
>RICO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE FUCKING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED GAPED SHITTY ASSHOLE WITH A CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTT THE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NOSKILL WHORE OF A WIFE FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Lobsters AND r/16yearolds THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! RICO THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU ANDROID!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT POZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AND POST IT ON r/GayBRC!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
>RICO YOU STUPID FUCKING ANDROID NOSKILL LOWER-THAN-EDGAR TOXIC CLOWN!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY DULL KNIFE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING ANDROID
Holy, is that...[edit | edit source]
Holy, is that... a 16 year old??!? is It truly 16??!? no Way, this Is a dream coming true! whats your number baby? mine is 837 2929 202, and my adress is also Starr street n.493 helsinki, pls come to my house, i want you!!!
Snopes
- ↑ YES THIS IS FANON BUT JEEZ https://www.tumblr.com/psychicvoidtale/757480789855387648/ok-unfortunately-im-back-and-i-made-this?source=share
