Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

Hell the next gen is apprenetly just yet another "Evil capitalist exploiting wants more power" type shit.
They're gonna do another rethread of Lusamine and Chairman Rose, and also yet another subplot about Pokemon becoming enraged and going out of control like we've had in every single game since SwSh (source):
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At least the evil team this time around seems to be properly evil instead of the goofy hoodlums we've had the past 3 generations.
 
people became fans of smash bros because it was the only fighting game on the game cube.
I love Smash (all versions) and universally hate every other fighting game in existence.

I want to pester my friends from the other side of the map using Lucas's PK Thunder or PK Ice until they close the distance and I remind them Lucas has a really strong up C attack or laugh maniacally as I launch Jigglypuff from half way across the stage with little to no chance of success,

Even if there is some overlap, the appeal of Smash is that it's fundamentally unserious as a fighting game.
 
I CANNOT KEEP GOING ANYMORE.
The obvious mismash of different games in the music (Final Fantasy victory theme, DPP music) just makes me wan to stop. Even if I could play this game on mute, there i still the obvious use of the TCG game characters, which were already an irritation point.

Wi this, I decided to ju sto playing Pokémon Aesthetic Red and go to Pokémon PureRGB, which, coincidentally, had a new version out yesterday. Unfortunately, that seemed to have broken SGB support. At least I can play in the GBC emulator.
I also wanted to try working with MSU-1 support, though that part ended up a bust.
Otherwise, I have been enjoying my experience so far. While no to the level of Polished Crystal, PureRGB already feel really good, especially wi the amount of options available.
 
Surprised that fire red and leaf green rereleases have the event items handed to you by simply beating the game, I truly expected some limited online distribution BS to drive sales. Good for them, still not worth the 20 bucks.
What struck me as odd is how they fixed the Roar glitch but not the legendaries always rolling bad IVs, assuming they had a version with the former glitch fixed since forever ago.
 
They're gonna do another rethread of Lusamine and Chairman Rose, and also yet another subplot about Pokemon becoming enraged and going out of control like we've had in every single game since SwSh (source):
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At least the evil team this time around seems to be properly evil instead of the goofy hoodlums we've had the past 3 generations.
On that note: has anyone noticed

that the gym setup is very similar to Paldea's progression?


Check this out:
  • Grass gym leader as the first/second boss, early-game (Brassius was my first in SV, so I misremembered him as first in the code. I am so fucking sick of early-game Grass bosses. It's been the standard since Sun/Moon and none of them have any fucking variety because they're all so weak.)
  • Flying boss as the strongest early-game/weakest mid-game boss
  • Normal gym leader as the fifth/sixth boss, mid-to-late game
  • Fairy boss as the near-final challenge, right before the league
That's half the fucking gym lineup being very comparably similar to Paldea, with most exceptions being placement swaps (Steel going from early-game to late-game, Poison going from mid-game to early-game, Dark going from early to mid). Ice, Bug, Ghost, Water, Electric, and Psychic don't appear as gym leaders, but every type except Psychic does appear as a new Titan... so they're still very likely to be bosses.

I realize that there were going to be similarities to Paldea no matter what, given that Paldea uses the entire type chart for its bosses, but could it have killed Gamefreak not to reuse half the fucking roster placement?

The only types that aren't near-confirmed to be bosses of some type are the following:

And that's only because their current purpose (and order) is very unclear. We don't know if they're to do with legendary encounters (my pet theory because they're majin and the game's legendaries seem to be all about weather), bosses, evil team leaders that specialize in types, or anything like that. They could just be placeholders for all we know. But they're still there, so I'm still bringing them up.

I'll even go as far as saying that WiWa seems to be recycling Paldea's entire structure, sticking with the "three paths of every type" thing again and doubling down on the open world (the latter has already been confirmed via the official site and marketing). It seems like it's not only ripping off Alola, but borrowing heavily from Paldea... which we just fucking had. How anyone can get excited for this is beyond me.
 
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I know I shared a somewhat similar tweet a couple days ago, but it seems like the general consensus is that Gen 6 is when the cracks started to form for people.

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I view Gen 6 as a sort of transitional period as far as Pokemon designs go. It was the first generation where they used 3D graphic and it was the last generation where Sugimori was the art director. With later generations, you can tell they designed Pokemon around being in 3D more, perhaps even being made as 3D models first and then drawn for some of them. I've seen it pointed out that many Gen 9 Pokemon in particular have official art that looks like it was traced over their in-game models. And later generations started switching between different art directors, and you can get a feel for how their different idiosyncrasies has an impact on the overall art direction and how it's different from when Sugimori was in charge.
 
Can we have thunder storm and wildfire version too?
We already have one Fire-type form for Castform to go with Harsh Sunlight, so I can't see them adding another.
But an Electric-type "thunderstorm" form to go with Electric Terrain? Maybe. It's not a proper weather effect in game mechanic terms... but it's weather-ish.

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Or, if Game Freak really leans into the volcanoes in Indonesia and the rest of the South Pacific for WiWa's environments, then maybe they could make some kind of "volcanic lightning" form for Castform. Or maybe just a different Fire / Electric Pokémon at that point, instead of trying to squeeze too much into Castform.
 
The people calling themselves [insert gen 1 pokemon] kings doing these big buyouts where they’re buying hundreds of copies of one specific card at a time are mentally retarded. It’s obvious what they’re trying to do and if you fall for it, you’re a mark just like everyone paying $30 for a first edition common card that was <$1 last year. He’s spent well over a grand on fucking trick or trade stamped cosmo foils, which are something that was so heavily printed.
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Speaking of gym leader types, I've always wanted there to be an early game ice gym. Lack of resistances wouldn't matter as much in the early game since ice types on average are pretty strong offensively.

Fun fact, the reason ice is always a late gym type is because in Japanese mythology, the snow is often associated with death. So in Japanese video games, that's why ice levels are always later in the game.
 
Speaking of gym leader types, I've always wanted there to be an early game ice gym. Lack of resistances wouldn't matter as much in the early game since ice types on average are pretty strong offensively.
Nice Grass starter you have there. Would be a shame if something bad happened to it :smug:

To be fair though, Fire Types have it worse with THREE rock type gyms at the beginning (Kanto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh).
 
At least the evil team this time around seems to be properly evil instead of the goofy hoodlums we've had the past 3 generations.
Everyone who complained about wanting just simple criminals instead of not-Aum Shinrikyo and not-Weather Underground being antagonists in Pokemon deserves to to be stuck with only playing games from Gen 7 and on.
 
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