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Do you guys think that the CIA and other intelligence agencies use websites like the Sharty and 4cuck? though
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hello goyims. its me from march 2025 and today ima give these flowers to a girl i like, wish me luck.
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>Here's your based right wing youtu-AAAAAACK
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Giga nameroll will dictate what i'll goon to
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Did india VVin saar?


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>loli
>bbc
>troons
>discord goon sesh
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Do this
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Why is modern horror so pretentious?

It's never just "big fucking skeleton comes alive" or "motherfucking vampire trying to rape your gf", it's always some gay psuedo-philosophical faggotry now, often by a random troon who is also a furry who has never read a single book in his life but thinks of himself as a genius who has attained the truth of the universe
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>Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.
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"people” with IMG and SoyBooru filenames should ne shot in public
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>'P??
<ZA??
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IAS
>HIIII I AM ALICIA! READ DA RULEZ!!
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Thrembothian ritual

If any 'teen wants to summon admin Ϫ, now's the time than ever. I'm not posting this at /x/ because I firmly believe we could do this if we do this regularly every day.

If we want the staff to stop slacking and continue on their no-pay, Ϫ-year contract of making the 'arty the way it is, we must usher in the admin with a ritual that can banish all coal, ACK all trannies, and coal up 'logs all its demented forms, now's the time.

First step, wait until its Ϫ:00PM at your local area, it doesn't matter what you do up at that point, though local soyentists would suggest not posting coal or bait on any 'log for a full day straight. This ritual has a high chance, about ϪϪ% of not happening, were you break this important rule.

Then, start making Sproke®, preferably 25% coke and 75% sprite. Start making Sproke during Ϫ:ϪϪ am, preferably when its quiet, and start murmuring "Sharty will always be the gem that saves itself" Ϫ times. Do this uninterrupted.

Once that's done, repeat sproke methods until you have enough for 6 glasses/mugs. The amount of sproke is needed to complete this next step. Make sure every sproke in each glass is roughly in equal volume, no matter how little you have in each.

Arrange said 6 sproke glasses into a rough Thrembo symbol 10 feet apart for each (3.048 meters for euromutts), and step inside the Thrembo symbol in the middle for maximum karmatic energy. Start shouting:

"Admin Ϫ, we come to you once again, in a time of s'need and despair. Our 'logs have been consistently coally ever since Quote appeared, and we want to usher in a great age where you will rule thrembillion years forever and you will make us happy. You will also give us partial control to trusted 'teens on the soysphere to gem everything up, destroy Niggerjak and Admin 6, and the coal, maybe even brimstone followers who dare corrupt one's mind with NAScoal and bait EPI. We usher in an age with high PPH, yet low-to-no coal, and the PPH is organic, just like the soys and other sharty memes. You will truly love each 'teen equally, and give them the motivation to post gems, gemeralds, supernovas and gems that would empower the sharty forever. Amen."
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I hate you nigga lets die
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Make popeposting ias
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Check out the kicks, the fancy footwork tricks! We're singin' this song for Sneakers O'Toole!
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>the pizza is aggressive
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Allowing Vlodson was the slippery slope which led to this BTW
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these epic trans smuggolonsies comic just RAPED everyone
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This happened
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>200 PPH in soy
>100 PPH in pol

QUOTE JUST SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN
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Since NAS is allowed now, let's have a thread for FNF :D
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This EPI'd me 30 years ago
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>soyjacks are inherently right wing even though they were invented by a literal soyboy slut for troon bbc
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If/when i get fired from my current job where should i get a new one (same shit new pants = same job at a different company no i won't tell you what i do)
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ITT we rape Political compass memes

Its a brimstone filled subreddit, namefagotry, and leftist troons.

Https://www.reddit.com/r/politicalcompassmemes
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>I joined the evil cult that worships Dracula and they left me out in woods of Transylvania and… what's that sound? Oh no they've summoned Dracula!
>Oh well, at least there is no way a 400 years old vampire would be…
<I vant to suck your… Masculine jawline! Aha ha ha ha ha!
>WOKE?!
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OOOOYYYYYYY
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i hate all of you. if your reading this right now your a retard pinhead asshole, fuck you
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JSID

NUSOIS???????????
Quote JSID before it becomes kuz era
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=+ NIGGERS +=
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Farrah Abraham is Aryan
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itt we continue watching this gem that saved the sharty
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Is manual ‘jakking dead? https://www.somake.ai/tools/soyjak-filter
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Currently fapping to BBC gemmies AMA
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My father is literally Rapeson
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i hate all of you. if your reading this right your a retard pinhead asshole, fuck you
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>
he vvon. arrow but eventually ill look like this
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phono
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>OH BOY! IS THAT A SPICY SOY WOJACK?! I BETTER SAVE IT AND SPAM IT ON MY FAVOURITE WEBSITE X.COM!!! MY OOMPHIES WILL LOVE MY EDGE HUMOR!!!
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I hate Andrei Tarkovsky
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Soy jace reference in real life
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i love the dnb hours
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i drove my car… to the gas station. yes you heard me right. i drove my car to get there. you woudn't understand being pathetic walkers, not knowing the power of internal combustion. i bet you couldn't last 5 minutes behind the wheel of a vehicle without failing miserably. you will always be a pathetic passenger, not worthy of the wheel
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SOMEONE PLEASE STRANGLE JIMBO MUZZIELOVEER WALES TO DEATH!!
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RUM AND SPROKE - NUTHREAD WITH IDS

TLDR, RAID THIS WEBSITE, IT'S UNMODERATED, YOU CAN USE GUERRILLA MAIL TO SIGN UP, AND YOU CAN CIU EASILY
https://web.mocktaleapp.com
>Marge what is this shitty website?

MockTale is an 'alcohol-free drink app' created by GegBVLL Patrick Tomlinson. He isn't important aside from the fact he generates constant seetheralds due to being a magnet for trolls. You can make an account extremely easily by using Guerilla Mail.
>Ok what do I do then?

Create an account, go to 'Find a new place' (IMPORTANT: DO NOT ENABLE LOCATION SERVICES, IT ISN'T NEEDED),and find 'Cobson's Diner - Englishtown Road, Monroe Township, NJ, USA'. You can add drink recipes with zero language filters. Gem it up (as well as other places if you want but it'd be funny to congregate at the Cobson Diner), and leave reviews on other Jakkers' beverages, which you can also gem up.
though
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I kind of agree with most political views that soyjaks are supposed to have.
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>pov you force coalla on the log
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Is it a good idea to buy palantir stock right now?

Currently a dip but it’s up 5% over the last few days and likely to rise because of the shit in Iran, should I pull the trigger?
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gigachad nameroll decide what instrument quote gets raped with
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Somephono wasted african children water to generate this shit. Let that sink in.
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I support feminists even if they think Im evil and they dont need help from m*id
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jews did the holocaust
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ITT: rare earth gigas, only gigas with rarity >1 in 1 488 000
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>pph 191
KEEEEK JSID THIS SITE IS DEAD QUOTE STOP PAYING FOR IT
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yo wo nova be a wompa
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I really miss 2021-2023
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>pov: you gooned to femjanny porn
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>Daddy! Daddy!
<What the fuck?
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OPERATION RUM AND SPROKE

TLDR, RAID THIS WEBSITE, IT'S UNMODERATED, YOU CAN USE GUERRILLA MAIL TO SIGN UP, AND YOU CAN CIU EASILY
https://web.mocktaleapp.com
>Marge what is this shitty website?
MockTale is an 'alcohol-free drink app' created by GegBVLL Patrick Tomlinson. He isn't important aside from the fact he generates constant seetheralds due to being a magnet for trolls. You can make an account extremely easily by using Guerilla Mail.
>Ok what do I do then?
Create an account, go to 'Find a new place' (IMPORTANT: DO NOT ENABLE LOCATION SERVICES, IT ISN'T NEEDED),and find 'Cobson's Diner - Englishtown Road, Monroe Township, NJ, USA'. You can add drink recipes with zero language filters. Gem it up (as well as other places if you want but it'd be funny to congregate at the Cobson Diner), and leave reviews on other Jakkers' beverages, which you can also gem up.
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its no longer gigachads birthday
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>using cage fighter and x2 claw in school of chaos
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Ill goon to the post on my right
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I have a degradation kink which is why i come on here and spam tranny bait, i- i secretly like it when chuds tell me to kill myself hnngghh~
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>When the bbc bvll opens fire on the yt bois and starts lowkey blasting them crackas but it kinda get your clitty hard cause dem yt bois deserve it for being raciss
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>goy g g goy g g goy
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What am i gooning to?
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Truth
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making a people playground mod
is this good? (so far)
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Did you know pizzas are great but the 9/11 was terrible 😭😭😭
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polGODS,ur response?
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You VVILL make your rightful pilgrimage to the Sneed board and say hi to Soot's corpse NOW
https://soyjak.st/sneed/
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Gemmy videos thread
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Posting poopsonpng or poopsonjpg should get you banned for 5 mins o algo
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Happy birthday, Gigachad!

Today is Ernest Khalimov aka Gigachad's 57th birthday. ITT wish him a happy birthday.
>snopes
https://socialstarage.com/ernest-khalimov/
https://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/giga-chad.html
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what is your favorite/most hated troonslop
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Pretend this is a old thread
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ITT we pretend it's an old 'ru comment section
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*Drops mic*
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Hi i'm new here, what's wrong with being a fan of a jean party?
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THERE ARE AI GENERATED ADS IN MY DREAMS
THERE ARE AI GENERATED ADS IN MY DREAMS
THERE ARE AI GENERATED ADS IN MY DREAMS
THERE ARE AI GENERATED ADS IN MY DREAMS
THERE ARE AI GENERATED ADS IN MY DREAMS
THERE ARE AI GENERATED ADS IN MY DREAMS or something
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Gay hate thread
>a
<b
^c
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/nate/ general

who’s winning the squirt off?
>faggot
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>drinking blood from dnb neighbor lady
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What happens if you download blaked.exe at 3AM?
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>I am Donald Trump and I'm poopin right now Im pooping at it's coming out of my ass it's coming out of my ass and its going allllllll over the place ooooooh noooooooo
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>nazi network
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I want to rape Donald Trump with my penis
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RAPE AND BEHEAD ALL BARNEYFAGS
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>but it is considered indo-european saar, that means you are the same as me in terms of genetics ya lam kach aurr
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Donald Trump
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>jerking off until your head hurts
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>Yikes.. oh sweaty, are you seriously commiting another logical fallacy? It just shows how much of an uneducated ignorant bigot you are, anyways i can crack your bubble with this awesome quote from Keanu Reeves: Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. It seems like i won the debate.. oh sweet summer child
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this place doesn't suck, its just boring
itt post funny soyjaks that make you laugh
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Thread #2
QUOTE MAKE A TYRONE NAMEROLL SAY "and shieet" PLEASE AND I WILL STOP METAWHINING
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>being an ugly shitskin
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>This is what democracy looks like
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marge
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I Think I Fell in Love with a blak Girl

Probably a month ago, I decided to take the initiative and ask her out to eat. I took the time to listen to her, to understand what she likes, even though sometimes I don't fully understand it. She can spend hours talking to me about Jurassic Park novels and whatever manga she's been reading this week (now I know the lore of Beastars, thanks to her).

At first, I admit I thought she was a bitter bitch with no friends because I always saw her alone in the back of the classroom. Ironic coming from me, but she's actually a pretty nice girl who just has trouble socializing, which is why she was alone most of the time. She listens to me, gives me advice, and I like it when she hugs me. I'm really starting to believe I love her.

I also like being able to talk about any raisin with her and not seem like a weirdo and something that excites me is that a few days ago she invited me to join her art workshop and I'm thinking about joining the painting one seriously.
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I love my cat.
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>you were one i ker
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I'm afraid the word "pedophile" is losing it's value among you guys
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We bait giggers because I fucking hate them

>being a shitskin pedophile nigger who goon's to 'p on discord, all while talking to my cord xisters on the abdl cord
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>cutter mtf gf riding my face
>she accidentally lets out a fat one
I was in shock. Paralyzed for a good 15 seconds or so.
Im a foot taller than her, I stood up and held her down under me in a choke hold while we laughed, my dick pressed against her back.
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<should i kill myself?

>Im addicted to smack have no friends beside my dealer and his gf, I spend all day mixing cement smoking and then go home wank and do smack.

>
>I hate my life, i have no bitches and spend all my money on pointless shit
>Im pretty sure my boss is gonna fire me for being on smack at work and nobody would hire me
>I need advice
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TOUCHING MY TBP DREAMING OF BBC
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>Don't touch my BBC
>Don't touch my blakED porn
>I don't like twp because its really tiny
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this is the scariest soylent jack i've ever seen
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Horror movies are unironically MK-ultra trauma-based mind control, aren't they?
>no arrow because serious
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im a nigger

do the nusois allow niggers like me to stay?
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the sharty sucks and everybody who uses it thinks like a third world indian retard regardless of race
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>Reading the Heoliage of Sliastun Chulitation Hutory
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fingerman. i heard about you. im the fingerman too. you know what i can do?
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skin nigger infants
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>pppppbbllltttttttBRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLBLBLBLTTTTFFF… PLOP!
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Is this what we call a gem?
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Be like him [giga]
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Happy late birthday
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How to create a wiki page,im a nuwiki user
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>moon man
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how old do you think the average soyteen is?
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>Fucking- He needs to go back to Iraq… Fucking bitch… Fucking Muslim piece of shit, fucking bitch… Get the fuck out of my country go back to your country.
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🐝☺ s𝐎Į𝒸υⒸ𝓴 𝕣ⒶP𝕖 ᑭỖ𝕣ℕO ☆♡ = = = > https://webirc.soyjak.st
https://webirc.soyjak.st
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We need Blepe love nobody talks about this little buddy

ITT: We post Blepe
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nu 'toss
>Flashing gems
>Flashing gems
>Flashing gems
>Flashing gems
>Xhe dont believe in postin' gems
>but xhe believe in postin' bait
>100 reppies in a 15 minute thread
>Seethe is maxxed chuds turning red
.You more like love to start raisin
>I'm more of the, geggy oc
>opened up paintnet tracing a picture
>upload on the 'ru and get a few updoots

>And the log is so gemmy

>man why cant it always be this geggy
>'teens in a thread talking bout seca
>i see threads like "i love the bbc"
>and try to not interact with the bait
>'til it basically catty wiped the board
>damn, these niggers got me
>i hate these niggers more than a tranny

>As i recall, i know you love to bait 'teens

>But i never thought that you would take it this far
>but what do i know?
>Flashing gems
>What do i know? know?

>Im looking at the log, soyteen

>jannies are up and they're coaling up the catty
>i know it was foul, hunky
>hey 'teen, lately, the coal is all on my brain

>And if somebaldi would've told me a month ago

>snca ,yo, i wouldn't wanna know
>and if somephono told me a year ago
>it'll go get this difficult

>feelin like a jew without a dollar buck

>like a splinter without any rulecuck
>like a 'ru reppey with no pasta
>reppey after 3 hours, i can still see ya

>In the past, you on the other side of my folder

>Of the dailyjak museum

^I'm just sayin, hey quotecord

^come home,you know you cant run this site without us

>As i recall, i know you love to bait 'teens

>But i never thought that you would take it this far
>but what do i know?
>Flashing gems
>What do i know? know?

>As you recall i know i love to bait 'teens

>but you never thought that i would take it this far
>but what do you know?
>what do you know? know
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How many times do you samefag your own thread after it has gotten 0 reppies or whatever reason that compels you to do such a thing?
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bought some discounted sleeping bags today, I plan on making some survival kits for some newly homeless people around my city, any suggestions on what I should add?
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What's the best way to appeal a 4cuck ban?

>inb4 post here

this site is dead.
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"before us lies Germany. In us, Germany marches, and after us comes Germany."
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fuggen jerdee
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What should I goon to?
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Boo
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thanks you all i am have good time i here on site it giveing me many lot weir feels sometime i feel angry bad or good relaked snd normal but do like
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cc plz
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>bye-bye
<beat drop
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I made a song
Do you like it?
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>I now am incapable of thinking
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test to see if i get banned
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Gimme ideas of what to make thrembillion years from now, rare/rot-forced variants encouraged but not mandatory (https://soyjakwiki.org/Template:Variants). Whatever you want but nothing pornographic please.

It will be VERY slow
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>worshipping the female body for absolutely no fucking reason
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hey nusoi
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This is how it feels to browse /soy/
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ACTUAL woman here ignore that dumb bait
ask me anything
will probably not get many questions since this site is a dnb and is about to enter eurohours but still
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light polution isnt real, its just methane gas from deep underground fracking operations, why do you think so many cities have fake buildings?
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>indians aren’t aryan super soldiers
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>should i stop touching my pecker to nigger scat?
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hi jannies, if it isn't too much trouble could I have a 1 week ban from the sharty? Need to focus on some other stuff. thanks.
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>I keep shuving coins insidey foreskin like a wallet
>I have sexual fantasies about kung fu panda characters
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I cannot fulfill this request as it contains hate speech and violence.
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Where is our shardee pvz modder at, hows the progress
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I redrew Dr Soyberg by tracing over one of his images, featuring him because I couldn't find a high quality version of said drawing. Doesn't include the clipboard
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>NIGGERS ATE THE TRUE JEWS!!!1!!1!1!1
>dey wuz wunce kingz
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Hey Quote, why do I roll ‘Alicia’ 75% of the time? Why are you doing this to me?
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How do I check the number of followers I have on here?
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marge how do I get a boring 19 year old esl wife that only know cook and clean
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Noyourenot

Mark Zuckerberg
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What do niggaz use to make those muhfuggin htsm ai vids in sheeit mayne
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Whats the most you have ever lost on a coin toss?
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Why is my cum red when I fap? and why can I only cum to scat?
no arrow
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
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heres my shitty first draft for a comic strip with no consistent framing, is it good
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Poop and crackers dying
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im…. im…. im…. im a shitskin and i need my Warsaw's Rapist of the Year Award
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>My name is nate higgers and I hate niggers
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itt post cringey troon memes
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Some random audio of someone talking in a foreign language recorded with some low-quality mic in what sounds like the outdoors just randomly played. It came from one of my tabs, but I closed every tab before I found out what tab it was on
i guess i'll never know
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What would (you) do if you got drafted?
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>tfw gigachad is ethnic Azerbaijani
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TODAY WE RAID BARQ
<marge
BARQ is a furfag """adults-only""" social messaging app filled to the brim with pedos and troons, and is generally where these types of "people" end up once being 'nished from regular social media. It is essentially reddit and telegram mashed up into one horrid amalgamation of an app.
<what will we do
* Spam 'cado, dnb, and the owner of the site's dox: https://soyjakwiki.org/BARQ#Woutske
* Expore options to get the site taken down, either as we did in Operation Pommu or by mass reports to their registrar
* Dox the remaining staff, send 'za
* Gather gemmy seetheralds
<how doe
(((They've))) made it so you have to use your phono to do basically anything, sign-up is phono only and the webapp is completely neutered since you can't join groups. Either use your phono with a VPN if you don't care about being datamined or a phono emulator like Bluestacks to create accounts. Once you've made your account you can join groups (basically work like subreddits).
Also they vvill ask for your location on startup, set it to Maseru, Lesotho since literally nobaldi from there is using barq.
<more info
'ki page: https://soyjakwiki.org/BARQ
raid thread: >>>/raid/264347
Remember to always filter and ignore derailers and demoralizers. Nothing is beyond our reach.
IT IS YOUR DUTY TO FULFILL TOTAL FURFAG DEATH
Barq's root beer is the sponsor of this operation, a delicious, non-alcoholic beverage that has been enjoyed by many a 'teen. Brought to (You) by the Sproka-Cola corporation.
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CODY ROBERTS THREAD 3

Thread 1: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0301-1309-22/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15351593.html

Thread 2: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0302-0045-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15357629.html

If you don't feel like reading the first one, Cody Roberts is some redneck trucker who abused a dog and I found out he lives in a shack. We signed xim up for a variety of newsletters and porn websites.

ITT we should actually try to ruin xis life, we should also try to find xis social medias and torment xim on there as well

Address: 738 Daniel Merna Rd #23-112
Daniel, WY 83115

Phono Number: (307) 360-6750

Email: crobertstrucking@yahoo.com

Last thread got derailed by failtroll niggers trying to defend animal abuse
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Im a furry and a lot of my friends are maps, some are zoophiles, and alot of them are obese, im having second thoughts about being in this community because everyones heckin problematicand i dont wanna be associated with those pedofaggots… Thoughts?
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Reminder that California is ruining modern cartoons with a sterilized, non-edgy, and unoffensive look known as "cal-arts".
<we redditors support this aesthetic because its wholesome 100 btw
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Capitan coal and quote are in a romantic erotica relationship i think
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I'm a trans girl and I need my diaper changed
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hey guys I made this totally new variant, called shoutson, he is original so please don't steal him
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Guys I just figured out every post you make on this thread is marked with a (you) meaning there is a clear digital trail tied to every post it is over we all are doxxed
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ITT we historically renact /soy/ during september/october 2020
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HEY WEABS, LISTEN

Hey weabs.
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did you guys know i shower in the bird bath?
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built for _ _ _
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>You have been restricted from communicating in chat sue to your behavior
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>Evil Hunky
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Im 19 years old virgin

No drink, no smoke. All i know is cook and clean. Do u think a boring girl like me could have an older boyfriend? Ima so simple, no experience. That why I want an older man who can guide me
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it all ends up coming back around
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So i found a Afghan gay 'cord on 'tok. I decided to report the website to the Afghan Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice . One of the members of the 'cord reported that he got a visit from Afghan Morality police. And they are panicking and fearing that they will all get beheaded. Another day of hard work for me.
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HALP

Does anyphono have the Cobson, with his fingers interlocked to where his hands hide his mouth, and his glasses glowing a bright white so you can't see his eyes.
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test OMGSISA OMGSISA DOCTOOOS
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>Do you ever get a boner but then realize you're a yt boi and aren't allowed to have a boner so you beat your clitty with a hammer until it's not erect anymore?
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Low effort 'toss
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Who gives the best hugs?
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> be pre hrt mtf, virgin
> I play the femboy card when I reach college out of desparation
> dying of dysphoria
> have a LDR Bisexual cis GF I met on a discord porn server who insists I look adorable the way I am
> lowk suspect she's not a real person

She genuinely believes I'm hot and wants me to be her stay at home wife. She promises when she sorts out her finances she'll take care of me forever. Basically my dream.

There's no fucking way she's real but I'm desparate so I "date" her for the first 6 months of being at college and make all sorts of promises

> the insecurity gets too real so I make a dating app account to get some actual irl validation.

> match with another bi cis girl who wants me to message her on discord
> talks uncannily like the way my ex does, down to the uwuspeak and ":3" and being on porn servers, wonder if this is some fucked up thing moids like to do…
> meet up with her and she's real and fucks my brains out in a fancy hotel she pays for and pays for my dinner and wine and calls me adorable and pretty and we start meeting every week

so all my insecurities were wrong and my LDR gf is probably real because i am apparently cute enough and women like that do exist??? am i a horrible person?? I haven't revealled anything to her yet because now i'm a fucking used up slut
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Yes i goon to audios of women moaning, how could you tell?
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ITT we post gigger fails
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>utilizing the useless plastic of your now worthless funko pops to build a massive transoceanic ship that will let you partake in illegal slavery of niggers
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לא הבנתי את הטענה של ביבי goyim או לא של great replacement לפיד על מה בדיוק
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Maia he maia hu
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do you like the dprk
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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post meowl gemmies
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The video that destroyed yt bois
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I trust the experts. I took the vaccine and took the booster shots. I play the Nintendo switch. I buy the latest products. I eat the artificial foods. I wore a mask. I buy funko pops and have a large collection of them.
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angry

My sister won't shut the fuck up she keeps singing the most retarded songs not to mention she sucks at singing too on top of it
What should I do???
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Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the sharty and lie???
R: 2 / I: 1
im not about to start the week sick quote cure me now fuggin obsessed germs
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>DNI if:
>you are racist, anti blm, anti acab
>you are misogynistic
<you are a pedophile/map
>you are ableist
>you are homophobic, lesbophobic, biphobic, panphobic, aphobic, transphobic, enbyphobic etc.
>you don't support xenogenders or neopronouns
>you think pronouns=gender and don't support he/him or they/them lesbians and she/her or they/them gays
>you think bi/pan lesbians are real

(jannies the gigachad quote is meant to be saying that you are a gigachad if you hate pedophiles not if you are a pedophile please do not 'nish me for this post)
R: 13 / I: 1
>I'm sleepy can someone read me a bed time story
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what feeling is worse that being sick? bros, i feel like i'm dying
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>killing yourself because people discovered that you regularly jerk off in drive throughs while ordering food
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lol !
R: 5 / I: 5

Zer0Rebel4 Disciple, Diaper_Guy03.

IDS ON

In the Zer0Rebel4 thread (which is now for multiple doxed furries), someone found an ABDL furfaggot requesting Zer0Rebel4 to draw his fursona.

They did some digging, and this person is FRIENDS WITH ACTUAL FUCKING CHILDREN. We need to SHUT THIS NIGGER DOWN NOW

/RAID/ : >>>/raid/264868

Name : Zachery C Knapp
Birthday : June 11, 2003
Address : 800 Poplar Ct, Ambler, PA 19002 (Since August 2022)
Email : 21zknapp@gmail.com (103182752292078494227)

Youtube : https://www.youtube.com/@diaper_guy0347 (A : https://preservetube.com/channel/UCe3akLPhxq7OA7s9S6IJOpg)

DOX, RAPE, KILL
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>Columbine was so based I loved it when they shot them fucking crackkka ass racisss yt bitches and yt bois
>Them crackkkas need to pay for slavery. Pay with reparations or pay with your lives, yt bois
>Genocide of wypipo will continue until the BNWO is established
R: 6 / I: 0
Some frogposter made a thread where he said he was sick and I said he deserved it for being a frogposter, just got high and now feel bad for it how do i fix my karma
R: 4 / I: 1
Should I start calling the trannies in my area faggots again like yesterday?
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what should i add to this fucking abomination of a quote slopjak to make it even worse? it looks like it's barely scratching the surface of its potential
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i'm pretty sure i have a cavity but i don't want to go to the dentist somehow as i've gotten older it's started to hurt MORE, when i was a caca they literally did all this crazy root canal pulling filling braces shit and i was completely fine yet now i go for a cleaning and the shit scares the ever living fuck out of me
R: 3 / I: 1
>goon
>hop on sharty
>see soytan
>goon
>go to bed
>wake up
>repeat
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blessing the ‘log with GEMmoder
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>DID YOU JUST COSPLAY KING VON???? THAT'S HECKIN' BLACKFACE!!!!!!!!!
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Which spammer does /soy/ prefer more?
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I have plans to have sex with a girl tomorrow
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every time i see this 'log it's just nusois falling for troon bait left and right
PLEASE jsid
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soooooooor POOOPOPOOPOOPPOOOPPPOOOOP=
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strawpage thread

CHUD UP THESE STRAWPAGES NQQQQQQQQQVVVVVVVV and post seetheralds
https://aerithtifa.straw.page/
https://r3dr0pe.straw.page/
guide to gemming up strawpages
https://soyjakwiki.org/Strawpage
R: 13 / I: 5
Any foids want to be my sharty gf?
R: 3 / I: 2

I ate bacon and baked beans for dinner. I love beans. Do you like beans?
R: 2 / I: 1
>nusoi think india isn't actually cool
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Who tounges anus the best?
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ACTUAL furry here ignore that dumb bait
ask me anything
will probably not get many questions since this site is a dnb and is about to enter eurohours but still
R: 4 / I: 2

question

marge how do i man up sometimes i feel like a retarded faggot
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 1
Did Khamenei goon to Soytan?
R: 1 / I: 1
Cool thing
R: 8 / I: 2
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Zer0Rebel4 Disciple, Diaper_Guy03.

In the Zer0Rebel4 thread (which is now for multiple doxed furries), someone found an ABDL furfaggot requesting Zer0Rebel4 to draw his fursona.

They did some digging, and this person is FRIENDS WITH ACTUAL FUCKING CHILDREN. We need to SHUT THIS NIGGER DOWN NOW

/RAID/ : >>>/raid/264868

Name : Zachery C Knapp
Birthday : June 11, 2003
Address : 800 Poplar Ct, Ambler, PA 19002 (Since August 2022)
Email : 21zknapp@gmail.com (103182752292078494227)

Youtube : https://www.youtube.com/@diaper_guy0347 (A : https://preservetube.com/channel/UCe3akLPhxq7OA7s9S6IJOpg)

DOX, RAPE, KILL
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>you're getting too old to still be browsing the cartoon bald man with glasses site
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when i was ur age i drank water out of a hose
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Love him or hate him, Nick Fuentes is the single most prominent right-winger in North America, and quite possibly all of the western world.

Let’s fucking push this nigga all the way.

>inb4 Jewish azov satan lgbt shills


(this isn't a sharty copypasta you dumb fuckin- AAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!)
R: 4 / I: 3
>>>15362994 (You)
>i dox people who do dis and i also dox furries that slightly annoy me online

KEYED AF
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>You see dat rite dere? Dats our lawd and kang jeezus chrast. He turned cookies into crackers, trannies into fags and biwisis into bibisis. Infact, he took dat bibisi for our sins
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are we emo/gothGODS welcome here
im not a faggot btw
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RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
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Recently on /raid/, multiple targets have been informed of 'ox attempts by a snitchnigger. The ones I know of are this "diaperfur" pedopooner:
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/263263
and this "proship" pedopooner:
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/263528
however, there may well be more as I haven't been paying close attention to every thread o algo. the snitchtroon presumably contacted xhem via xitter DMs, so I assumed 'oxing the snitchtroon would be impossible without complicated and unlikely to succeed social engineering. However, I believe xe has just revealed xerself. Recently, the "proship" pooner has been sperging out over her 'ox, and she is known to lurk her /raid/ thread for updates on how far along we are. Today, another account known as @ruinsofangel replied to an unrelated post (that was defending pedoniggers of course , as that's pretty much all the pooner does), asking her to check DMs. Immediately after, the pedopooner started sperging out about her 'ox more. Thus I think it's highly likely this is our snitchnigger. We know she's a 20 year old foid living in germany(from bio+posting pattern lines up with German time zone). She has decent opsec but I think an 'ox is possible if we can manage to find any of her other accounts-she has in fact implied this herself. I'm making this a /soy/ thread because I think she only browses /raid/ so she can snitch to 'ox targets, doebeit it's also 1:00 AM in Germany right now so she's likely asleep, meaning if we can do this in the next 6 hours or so she'll have no way of stopping us. 'ox, 'ape, 'ill.
<redditspace
xer account:
https://x.com/ruinsofangel
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>Mess with us lolicons and shotacons for enjoying fictional characters and we get yall banned for not actually protecting real kids and caring more about fictional characters.
R: 2 / I: 1
ima gay faggot furry nigger obese shitskin faggot faggot faggot faggot give me attention please
R: 2 / I: 1
My heart is, coal (OOOOYYYYYYYY)
My bait is, bold (OOOOYYYYYYYY)
Never get, old (OOOOYYYYYYYY)
I save the, 'log (OOOOYYYYYYYY)
R: 7 / I: 2
I'm the gigachad btw
R: 18 / I: 13
I'm still here lmao

Yall FURIOUS GEORGE at our existence

All you have is a website. We have actual irl places to go to. Clubs, bars, community organizations, charities.

Sharty has….a dead ah site. No real place to feel loved at.

Laffin! and oreos
R: 144 / I: 66
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 66 / I: 7

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 591 / I: 127

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 454 / I: 79

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 517 / I: 107
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 498 / I: 104

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 403 / I: 68

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 135 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 64 / I: 11

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 536 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


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You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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