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 2961102[Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>2961838>>2961911>>2962391>>2962597

ITT we share foid stories.

 2961114[Quote]

Earth was better before women

 2961124[Quote]>>2961148>>2961164>>2961708

I have female friends and a female partner and they are great and genuine people. The end.

 2961137[Quote]>>2961149>>2961159>>2961267>>2961276>>2961284>>2961762>>2961785

There's this foid I like and she's a generic arthoe with dyed hair and I'm scared of talking to her. Previous year I sat next to her in every class until the end of the 3rd year and we haven't spoken a word o algo. I'm really scared I'll say something and creep her out

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>>2961124
>I have female friends and a female partner

 2961149[Quote]>>2961188

>>2961137
>Is scared that actually talking to a girl instead of being a creepy, silent weirdo will hurt his chances
It's time to shut the sharty down

 2961158[Quote]>>2961173

>>2961148
Incels malding

 2961159[Quote]>>2961201

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>>2961137
>Serbian arthoe.
its over.

 2961162[Quote]>>2961183

To be honest I don't really talk to women unless it's family or work so for the most part foids don't bother me and I don't bother them.

 2961164[Quote]>>2961190

>>2961124

And then you woke up from comma

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>>>2961148
>Incels malding

 2961171[Quote]

>To be honest I don't really talk to women unless it's family or work so for the most part foids don't bother me and I don't bother them.

tsmt

 2961172[Quote]>>2961176>>2961177

>Xe thinks /po1/microdicklets actually talk to wahmen

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>>2961158
>unironically using the demoralization psyop glowie word

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>>2961172

brapzillian foid worshipper

 2961177[Quote]>>2961180

>>2961172
You are a great reason not to.

 2961180[Quote]>>2961187

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>>2961162
You live in Missouri, and the foids aren't bothering you? They are replacing you with Somalians. Just say you love bbc.

 2961187[Quote]>>2961195

>>2961180
Go talk to you ai, and cry afterwards.

 2961188[Quote]>>2961210

>>2961149
I try forcing myself to talk to her whenever we're next to eachoder but I can't no matter how hard I force myself. I think she doesn't even want to be around me so I don't bother
<how do you know that
I just do ok

 2961190[Quote]>>2961198

>>2961164
>Soycucks are so socially inept they can't imagine conversing with the female gender (or anyone outside their close family for that matter) outside of a dream
>Also can't imagine writing orthographically correct english

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>>2961187
Not mi fault if wan oger mogs 3Demons

 2961197[Quote]>>2961202

>>2961195
Then go.

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>>2961190
>orthographically

 2961201[Quote]>>2961207

>>2961159
There are 2 more of them and they're friends with the foid I was talking about

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>>2961195
>your husbando and xis blackBVLL

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>>2961202
nigga…

 2961207[Quote]>>2961216>>2961243

>>2961201
Go have your life then, away from here.
>>2961202
You enjoy making the already miserable suffer more. Arent you just a well of joy?

 2961210[Quote]>>2961243

>>2961188
Just try. And don't go for more than friendly at first. Noone's gonna get upset at some friendly small talk, and it's a good way to get used to talking to women in general. (And who knows, maybe you're incorrect and she ends up showing some interest back when you're actually willing/capable to talk to her)

 2961211[Quote]

>Writing in ethnographically correct English

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>Forgot my giga

 2961214[Quote]>>2961250

can we just 'nish brapzilla back to the 'fe already? they don't tolerate soyteens, why should we tolerate w*men?

 2961216[Quote]>>2961225

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>>2961204
Medicina
>>2961207
What's wrong with dat

 2961225[Quote]>>2961229

>>2961216
You lash out people you dont even know, scaring them, for what?

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>>2961225
I never did dat

 2961243[Quote]>>2961251>>2961255

>>2961207
>go have your life then away from here
Unfortunately this is where I belong. I have no social life besides people at my mma gym who I see 4 times a week and 2 friends I don't even like talking to. I spend most of my time on the phone and that has been all of my highschool until now that I'm 18 years old and job hunting. I wasted my highschool life and I'm fine with it.
>>2961210
No I'm pretty sure she hates me. It is what it is I guess

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unironically using the demoralization psyop glowie word

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>>2961214
> w*men
Xey are trans btw

 2961251[Quote]>>2961265

>>2961243
>hates me
Get a grip kid, she doesn't even fucking know you.

 2961252[Quote]>>2961434

>>2961246
It was always robot, they were robots, and now a new term was forced onto them. A word that doesnt even make sense.

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This one foid bit my ear from behind in 9th grade and I still remember

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What kind of foid story, how much of an affecting event does it have to be to be a "story"

 2961265[Quote]>>2961274>>2961277

>>2961251
No I can hear it in her voice. She doesn't like me and isn't interested in me. Sometimes accepting defeat is better than fighting a dead nigger battle. I'll try again in my 20's
>>2961255
Yeah it's that bad

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>>2961137
Just strike a conversation nigga, ask her about her favorite painter or something

 2961269[Quote]>>2961279

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Once there was this foid and uhhhh I fucked her or something to that effect

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>>2961265
I remember catching her drawing this in her book and I like to think that I dodged a bullet with her

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>>2961137
Put your fear aside and then engage a conversation
As long as you think of something that's not sadistic you'll be fine

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>>2961265
I'll trust your decision. But either way, you need to learn to be comfortable talking to women, or it's really not gonna matter when you decide to shoot your shot (or at who)

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>>2961274
Ask her to draw pepe

 2961279[Quote]>>2961282

>>2961269
I trust you, bro

 2961281[Quote]>>2961289

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>>2961278
>hey can you draw this frog from my bald man with glasses website

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>>2961279
Thanks bro

 2961284[Quote]>>2961292>>2961318

>>2961137
>arthoe
They are extreme slvts in a certain time, and extreme cold in other times
Good luck Serbo

 2961289[Quote]>>2961325

>>2961281
Might work btw, just imagine yourself as gigachad and you'll be able to talk to every girl
Keep constant eye contact and an open posture

 2961292[Quote]>>2961296>>2961309

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>>2961284
Yeah most "art hoes" are bloodless and boring

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>>2961292
I actually knew a girl who looked a lot like this and xhe was nonbinary GEEEG

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>>2961292
>bloodless
What does that mean

 2961312[Quote]>>2961315

>>2961309
No passion

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>>2961284
I use the term very loosely doebeit but she dies her hair and has badges of her troonslop bands so I think she fits the description

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>>2961289
I'll print it out and put it on my face like this

 2961327[Quote]>>2962685

OK, you get a story.

>Coworker

>flirts with me like crazy
>i dont deserve to have this 10 flirting with me
>stone cold retard, dont ever flirt back
>she admits to be a trap whore years ago
>she gets flown to Hawaii and gets married to a guy (hid it from me), flirts with me, even after getting married
>leaves my workplace
>find out she divorced him 3 months after they got married
<catholic
I will never be catholic.

 2961330[Quote]>>2961375

>>2961325
why did you print a picture of yourself and tape it on your face?

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>>2961330
Esoteric hitlerist church of Idaho told me so

 2961408[Quote]>>2961414>>2961415>>2961424>>2961425>>2961441>>2961457>>2961464>>2961689>>2961754

I have a crush on this irish-belgian girl who is an ex-pooner, she is obsessed with Japan and angrily corrects anyone who pronounces a Japanese word wrong, and is obsessed with tranime. She also is so bad at maths she gets panic attacks over seeing numbers, she has cried multiple times in geography class whenever we had to look at data. She has a very similar personality and interests to me besides that and isn't repulsed by me, should I ask her out?

 2961414[Quote]>>2962256

>>2961408
match made in /qa/

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>>2961408
If you're autistic, yes.
If not, absolutely no.

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>>2961408
Rooting for (you).

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>>2961408
pooner DNI.

 2961434[Quote]>>2961449

>>2961252
Only r9k users use that

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If you get your pooner I'll try to get my foid because I'm pretty sure she's a fag to some degree due to her troonish interests

 2961441[Quote]>>2961451

>>2961408
>she gets panic attacks over seeing numbers, she has cried multiple times in geography class whenever we had to look at data
Don't

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>>2961434
The robots have been turned into incels, and have been driven insane.

 2961451[Quote]>>2961469

>>2961441
It's kinda cute though ngl

 2961452[Quote]>>2961463>>2961465

Poster above wants to date women with down syndrome

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>>2961408
Stop jacking off to Ongezellig

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>>2961408
Yeah that sounds adorable. She's just so retarded, ask her out

 2961465[Quote]>>2961471

>>2961452
More chromosomes = more aryan heritage

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>>2961463
don't…

 2961469[Quote]>>2961478

>>2961451
It's cute until she gets some math homework and starts screaming because she doesn't know the answer
My mother does that

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>>2961465
she has that new DLC

 2961474[Quote]>>2961484

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Dating women with down syndrome

 2961478[Quote]>>2961495

>>2961469
Can't scream with a 13 inch BWC down her throat

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>>2961474
No arrow

 2961486[Quote]>>2961501

The girl i met is a hypersexual demonic entity that everyone at her school calls seductive what the fuck

 2961495[Quote]>>2961502

>>2961478
Do you have a fetish for disabled women or something

 2961501[Quote]>>2961510

>>2961486
>school
You mean college?

 2961502[Quote]>>2961504

>>2961495
>women
Yes
>disable
No, that's haram

 2961504[Quote]>>2961511

>>2961502
Why do you like women that get panic attacks then

 2961509[Quote]

test

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>>2961501
Ohhhhhh that's what you guys call it

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>>2961504
Fetish = sexual attraction

Cute = romantic/platonic attraction

 2961517[Quote]>>2961532>>2961571

>>2961510
Avoided being 'nished

 2961523[Quote]>>2961571

>>2961510
Salvada del siglo

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>>2961510
18+ board you stupid nigger

 2961532[Quote]>>2961571

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>>2961517
>Being in high school but you are so retarded you got held back until you are a senior at 26 years old

 2961542[Quote]>>2961571

>>2961510
Stay here

 2961556[Quote]>>2961571>>2961612

>>2961510
College and university

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>>2961579
Do not be interacting with politics, especially if its on this website, if you are a fucking child.

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>>2961556
Which are both schools

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>>2961408
More facts about her
1)When she wanted to become a man she wanted to be called Charlie after the character from Niggerbrim Hotel, when I first interacted with her she was wearing a Helluva Boss shirt, which she said she had worn for 3 days without washing.
2)Puts on a scottish accent whenever she gets angry for some reason
3)Talks a lot in class and will bring up random facts
4)Her family seems super rich, one of her cousins owns a massive vineyard in South Africa and she travels all over the world all the time
5)Has very similar interests to me, like trains and infrastructure in general, history, also niche tv shows I used to watch as a kid that I thought no one else knew about
6)Is catholic

Reasons why she may like me
-I am an Anglo-Saxon aryan with a 10 inch BWC
-She bought me a ring with a heart on it as a gift, I couldn't think quick enough and defaulted to saying "No thanks you can keep it"
-When we were out doing geography fieldwork she kept trailing behind where I was and tried talking to me, gave me a rock she found as a souvenir
-Asked me to go and get boba tea with her, I was a retarded nigger and declined
-Another time we were doing fieldwork I got caught in a wire, she was way up ahead but came back and asked me to stay still so she could free me even though I could've easily got out myself. The same day she kept offering to carry all my stuff and kept trying to talk to me even though I was giving one-word responses
-I was extremely tired in school and went into a side cupboard that nophono ever goes in during lunch and feel asleep, she came in a few minutes later and began to put together chairs to make a bed for me
-Interacts with me way more positively than other people, she hates talking to everyone else in school and is very socially anxious
This has all happened over the past year

Reasons she may not like me
-I am a vantablack self-obsessed retarded nigger who has done nothing in return and am incapable of conversation with her, maybe she has gotten disillusioned
-She has severe 'tism and may act like this towards anyone who is friendly towards her, although she doesn't have any friends so idk
-I have gotten fatter and cut off my long hair so she realised how ugly I am
-May be disgusted and tell everyone if I ask her out, or not know what to say and feel scared
-She is very progressive and keeps moaning about bigots online
-The interactions we have had with each other is enough to where we both get false impressions of one another
-Polluting my potential offsprings genes with 25% percent non-germanic DNA is a bad idea
-She doesn't want kids

There is no opportunity I have to ask her out except in front of everybody. I don't want to scare her by approaching her on her own. Coming up to her and talking to her normally would be very unusual and odd. Before the obsessed mutt starts leaking about the word school and me being underage I am talking about sixth form, we are both 18. Sorry for talking so much about myself and shit not even nonda ayr cares about

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>DNR

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>>2961689
>If you're autistic, yes
Yes

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>>2961689
Holy quirky chungoid

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>>2961702
Who is this why is she posted here

 2961705[Quote]>>2961718>>2961724

>>2961702
PUT THAT CHOPPED SHYT IN A BLENDER NOW

 2961707[Quote]>>2961724

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>She bought me a ring with a heart on it as a gift, I couldn't think quick enough and defaulted to saying "No thanks you can keep it"

Pain

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>>2961124
>partner

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>>2961704
Quirked up

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>>2961708
We don't use gendered language in this household sweaty

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>>2961689
You are EXTREMELY retarded she likes you

 2961718[Quote]>>2961721

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>>2961705
Where is the chopped part, idgi ?

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I got lucky with an amazing polack girl, and I have female family members, they're all great, my rating of foids is a solid 9 out of 10

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>>2961718
Her teeth are yellow as fuck, weird fucked up hair, ugly ass gum piercing, etc

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>>2961705
tsmt
>>2961707
Iketani is that you

 2961725[Quote]>>2961787

>>2961708
>Being too retarded to understand proper word flow
Yup,that's a brapzilian moment

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>>2961721
Didn't wait for the image to get approved award

 2961734[Quote]>>2961787

>>2961720
Is the polack whiter or darker than you? Are you castizo? If you are mestizo you are both equal

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>>2961721
Let's not get started on all that again, I just posted xher because xhe's a quirkoid. I hate the endless back and forth of "she's not hot" "yes she is" "shut up faggot" "you're a homo" it's very tiresome

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>>2961702
Her teeth are appealing, teeth are the most attractive features on women

 2961754[Quote]>>2961937

>>2961408
a few red flags, but since you claim to be like her, it doesn't sound too bad.
>>2961689
As long as you can fix her, it should be fine. The pooner shit and the autist obssesions plus lack of self-care are very bad indicators albeit. The fact she's rich and that you share interests is pretty good, but I guess all of that can play more or less of a role depending on what she looks like. Further reading shows she likes you, but even if something happened, I don't think it'd be sustainable

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>>2961137
TALK TO HER ASAP or she'll end up with another guy i know from experience

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One of the most important factors in a woman is if she's genuinely kind. This can't really be faked. It's more important than a bit of her hotness and CERTAINLY more important than if she's "ideologically aligned" with you (women who say this are predators btw)

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>>2961762
Yeah OP get over yourself and just call her now

 2961785[Quote]>>2961793>>2961795

>>2961137
What does arthoe even mean?

 2961787[Quote]>>2961791

>>2961725
ironic, considering that you were repetitive for the sake of using partner, better word flow would've been using wife/girlfriend
>>2961734
she's pale, blonde and blue-eyed, so whiter than me; I'm an Euromutt, mostly Iberian-Italian. Most of my luck comes from her appearance and personality, it's everything I could've dreamed of and it just got dropped on me, I didn't have to do anything. Definitely the jackpot of my life

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>>2961787
Say you're autistic without saying you're autistic

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>>2961785
This girl

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>>2961785
Your mom if she could draw stick figures

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>>2961795
I would roast you but she said I'm not allowed to burn trash

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>>2961102 (OP)
I had a coworker who was always kind to me and would often talk with me I even bought her a teddy bear and some chocolate as a gift but I never found the courage to give them to her at the end of the month I was fired from my job as I was leaving I saw her near the exit drinking water and said goodbye and she said goodbye as well not knowing I had been fired. that was the last time I ever saw her sometimes I think I should have talked to her but other times I feel it may have been for the best

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>>2961720
I had an Ukrainianx one but she lived out of state and I may still be a little obsessed over xer. I also hate you

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>>2961838
Don't you have her contact? Or did you only interact with her at work?

 2961869[Quote]>>2961943

>>2961852
too vague, historia?

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>>2961838
Brutal

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>>2961865
I only interacted with her at work so I thought it would be weird to ask for her number during our only lunch break of the day when everyone was quite tired

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>>2961816
Talk to her or else you'll end up like this:
>>2961838

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>>2961878
I have tried to buy her cookies on 4 separate occasions but have never had the courage to give them to her, I ended up giving all of them to my mum instead. Genuinely how do you go about talking to her, it would come off as weird if I just gave her something

 2961903[Quote]>>2961908

>>2961889
You need to get over yourself and force some courage, nothing good will ever happen without that. It will not come off as weird, why is it weird to have desires and want to be nice to someone? You seriously just have to force yourself to do what you want, have some agency. She'll love it

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>>2961903
Ok nusoi i'll try tomorrow but if it goes wrong it's your fault

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>>2961102 (OP)
this thread makes me want to hang myself

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And even if anything does flop and not land correctly, it's far weirder and more ridiculous and gay to never act on your dreams than it is to act and fail a few times

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>>2961908
I will commit hara-kiri if it does not go well, godspeed chud

 2961923[Quote]>>2961956

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What will humor be like in the next 10-20 years or longer?
would they make sense to us today?

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>>2961908
I hope it goes well for both of you chud

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>>2961754
What do you mean sustainable?

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>>2961869
We attended a dental assistant course together for like 2 months, we were never really boyfriend and girlfriend but we were together for a while, I guess the best word is a "hookup" or however the burger in consumed
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She went back to her state, we were on good terms, but I sometimes still stalk xer Instagrams and whatnot. I am a little obsessed and I hate you for succeeding at it or something

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>>2961923
All humor will be outlawed by the WEF world government obese foid council

 2961960[Quote]

>>2961937
Don't worry about that chud, all foids are retarded and gay it'll be fine

 2961988[Quote]

>>2961943
you dodged a bullet in a way, I don't know though. I wouldn't want to date a girl who's into hookup culture. Was she an actual ukranian or is that just her ethnicity? Mine's an actual polack

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>>2961414
Geeeeeg

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i cant post my foid stories because of "flood detected" fix your site froot

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forcing mi to do the twitter thing where you screenshot notepad

 2962315[Quote]

I'm too retarded to talk to anyone who doesn't talk to me first and that precludes most foids

 2962325[Quote]

My mother is a woman, I've had many teachers in school that were women, some good and some bad.

 2962381[Quote]

i dont know if i have brain damage or whatever, but like i don't recall any females interacting with except one time when a chinkette asked me for help on a assignment and a ugly ass fucking spic who kept annoying me

 2962391[Quote]>>2962428

>>2961102 (OP)
im actually a girl lmao look at my id its the same but I feel you guys because lots of these foids are stupid bitches
you just need to be a man and conquer her by force then you will tame a foid and have a gal by your side

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>>2962391
>>2962418
SYBAU nigga this is an incel only board. Trannies or foids are not welcome

 2962431[Quote]>>2962435

shut the fuck up and go shove a baguette up your ass

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>>2962431
sybau nigga nobody caresa bout your attentionwhoring

 2962436[Quote]>>2962444>>2962446

I SAW DAT FAIL NIGGUH

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>>>2961102 (OP)
>im actually a girl lmao look at my id its the same but I feel you guys because lots of these foids are stupid bitches
>you just need to be a man and conquer her by force then you will tame a foid and have a gal by your side

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i met a nice librarian the other day

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>>2962428
>SYBAU nigga this is an incel only board. foids are not welcome
Go suck muslim dick and shove baguettes up your ass while your at it go see if a champagne bottle fizzes nicely up their too vpn indian fag

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>>2962440
I'm literally whiter than you nigga LMFAO

 2962444[Quote]

>>2962436
>Nigguh
Did you even ask for a pass or are you just being racist

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>>2962436
oh man do you have stories about foids?

 2962447[Quote]>>2962448>>2962455

>>2962440
You are literally a spic in America geeg

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>>2962447
kill yourself nigger

 2962458[Quote]>>2962463

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>>>2962447
>kill yourself nigger

 2962463[Quote]>>2962466

>>2962458
go suck more brazilian nigger cock

 2962464[Quote]>>2962486

>>2962455
post hand faggot let's see how white you are

 2962466[Quote]

>>2962463
Hop off nigga

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>>>2962458 (You)
>go suck more brazilian nigger cock

 2962470[Quote]

>>2961689
>when I first interacted with her she was wearing a Helluva Boss shirt
should have beat her to death with a rock when you first saw that

 2962471[Quote]>>2962473

>>2962455
>Literally forcing an American accent
Sight

 2962473[Quote]>>2962479>>2962490

>>2962471
he doesn't sound like he is to me but i can never tell the difference with mutt accents tbqh

 2962475[Quote]

>>2961937
she sounds unstable and a bit dirty, also all the pooner autism shit while not wanting kids. Girls like that never have lasting relationships

 2962479[Quote]>>2962482>>2962485

>>2962473
new england has more accents than the entire UK it's annoying as hell. accept Boston that ones awesome

 2962481[Quote]

>>2962418
REEEE GET OFF OF MY BOARD NOW

 2962482[Quote]>>2962483

>>2962479

Who cares fuck America

 2962483[Quote]

>>2962482
T.moggedsomethinganian

 2962485[Quote]>>2962489

>>2962479
the first time i read one of your filtered posts and it's the most retarded shit i've seen ever. you can walk a mile and you won't be able to understand fuckers in the next village over in the UK. KYS.

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>>2962464
here ypu go indian vpn france faggot I am white and proud and I dont care if you jack off to my fucking hand because your going to hell anyway

 2962487[Quote]>>2962507

>>2962486
Fat mexican bitch award

 2962488[Quote]>>2962494>>2962507

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and yes i am whiter, and way less fat

 2962489[Quote]>>2962492

>>2962485
yeah and new england is a bigger landmass. youre the retard still.

 2962490[Quote]>>2962507

>>2962473
Whatver you say. Larpers usually speak in a high tone when using none native languages that's why I feel this shit is forced.

 2962491[Quote]

>>2962486
you need to lose weight

 2962492[Quote]>>2962500

>>2962489
I'm not the deadbeat dad addicted to alcohol so please don't compare intelligence with me

 2962493[Quote]

>>2962486
fat foid

 2962494[Quote]

>>2962488
this isnt you, you only post stuff that isnt you. stop posting this

 2962496[Quote]>>2962507

>>2962486
I am def whiter then that and I am not even that white

 2962498[Quote]>>2962502>>2962507

>>2962495
You literally have those yellow/brown knuckles latinx niggas have, meanwhile I have pink knuckles because I'm actually white. SYBAU

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>>2962492
you can try that but im home cuz i won

 2962501[Quote]>>2962548

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>>2962486
You're looking a little Latinx xista, maybe post an armpit or your feet next for proper evaluation

 2962502[Quote]>>2962506

>>2962498
>reposting the doctored image nobaldi felled for
we'll get solid proof you are a 5'2 man from bangalore one day

 2962504[Quote]>>2962505

why gender wars if we all humano

 2962505[Quote]>>2962509

>>2962504
whos arguing about gender? are you even reading?

 2962506[Quote]>>2962510>>2962516

>>2962502
I've literally done a timestamp before blud

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>>2962507
oh i see what happened here

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>>2962505
i reading i see people say foid its bad word for female

 2962510[Quote]>>2962514

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>>2962506
its been photoshopped 9001 times. doesn't count

 2962513[Quote]>>2962517

for the record what is happening now is obvious to anyone with a brain.
That being said, my hand photos are only under direct sunlight

 2962514[Quote]

>>2962510
SYBAU faglord

 2962516[Quote]>>2962521

>>2962506
>evendough you won't actually post any other pictures but the singular hand pic and you actively use filters to NEVER show your yellow/brown skin

 2962517[Quote]

>>2962513
ok you definitely havent seen the sun since before you were born

 2962521[Quote]>>2962524

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>>2962516
have the first photo on the house buddy.

 2962524[Quote]>>2962526

>>2962521
nuh uh

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>>2962526
hand doesnt even remotely match the other one

 2962533[Quote]>>2962539

>>2962507
Nigga why you even tagging me I don't care about your amerimutt inferior complexity

 2962536[Quote]

>>2962531
Even doe it does look twice

 2962538[Quote]>>2962543

>>2962531
That's because this pic is my left hand and the other one is my right hand! Genius!

 2962539[Quote]>>2962567

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>>2962533
hey that's OUR word

 2962543[Quote]

>>2962538
man you just ruined the setup for a great joke

 2962548[Quote]>>2962563

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>>2962501
okay gooner

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>>2962548
how many pushups can you do?

 2962565[Quote]>>2962579

if its not atleast 30 you gotta go to the UK and live with cuckgeta

 2962567[Quote]>>2962573>>2962583

>>2962539
And nigga was our word and now you use it too. I think this is fair on both sides.

 2962573[Quote]>>2962580

>>2962567
nigga was invented in america.

 2962579[Quote]>>2962581

>>2962565
i'm not having some random guy in my house sybau

 2962580[Quote]>>2962588

>>2962573
For us africanBVVLS to use and now that's meaningless because everyone uses it

 2962581[Quote]>>2962584

>>2962579
shut up nigga, im speaking for you.

 2962583[Quote]>>2962598>>2962599>>2962611

>>2962567
kill yourself indian nigger your lucky white women even choose your cocks its only because they are bored they will dump you any second faggot

 2962584[Quote]>>2962596>>2962636

>>2962581
stfu its some random guy making his foid talk into the mic to troll soicacas

 2962588[Quote]>>2962605>>2962617

>>2962580
i dont consider you African at all. if anything more euro than an Italian.

 2962596[Quote]

>>2962584
well good for them. pushup thing still applies.

 2962597[Quote]>>2962636

>>2961102 (OP)
I'm currently trying to get with this hot Spanish(from Spain not a spic) girl who is a history major and loves military history

 2962598[Quote]>>2962636

>>2962583
you're angry because you're fat

 2962599[Quote]

>>2962583
Leakage

 2962605[Quote]>>2962615

>>2962588
Ay maine that's a low blow, I am 1/48 Italian

 2962611[Quote]>>2962631>>2962636

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>>2962583
>white women choose Indians
since when?

 2962615[Quote]

>>2962605
well thats the only 1/48th of you thats truly brown. probably.

 2962617[Quote]>>2962620

>>2962588
Well it's about technicality. And technically I live in Africa.

 2962620[Quote]>>2962622

>>2962617
dude if it was about technicality then somalis would be humans

 2962622[Quote]>>2962628

>>2962620
Well that's a great point actually I didn't consider that

 2962628[Quote]>>2962632

>>2962622
thsts your 1/48th bringing you down

 2962631[Quote]>>2962635

>>2962611
Since never

 2962632[Quote]>>2962636

>>2962628
Some Italians are actually Aryan doe

 2962635[Quote]

>>2962631
Starting today actually sar

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>>2962636
OOOOOHHHHH KKKKAAAAAAYYYYY

JSID

 2962646[Quote]

>>2962636
Go fetch me a taco foid and tell your brother that hwnbaw

 2962647[Quote]>>2962657

>>2962636
rape is bad, listen to your boyfriend/brother/dad. im not going to judge but i hope its not more than one of those.

 2962654[Quote]>>2962667

"hey sister i need you to do a roleplay with me into your microphone so i can troll some people online"

 2962657[Quote]>>2962666>>2962668>>2962669>>2962673

>>2962647
why the fuck do you think our pussies get wet ? its so that we dont bleed when someone breeds us idiot because women are docile and we are meant to be conquered

 2962666[Quote]>>2962675

>>2962657
A man wrote this

 2962667[Quote]

>>2962654
dude can you fucking dilate yourself with a baguette faggot

 2962668[Quote]>>2962671

>>2962657
You are not real.

 2962669[Quote]

>>2962657
You're typing these words with your nigga fingers and getting your 13yo sister (snopes) to voice over hecking problematic things

 2962671[Quote]>>2962674>>2962678

>>2962668
lmao cope me and all my friends frequent the sharty this site is at least 60 percent stacies like me

 2962673[Quote]>>2962676

>>2962657
i think you are probably a very nice lady irl and got caught up in some bad stuff recently. sleep it off and go seek help in the morning.

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>>2962666
Damn that weed I smoked started to hit hard. No shot this is real

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>>2962671
>60 percent stacies
HA I KNEW SHE WAS A FAKE! NOONE TYPES "STACYS" LIKE THAT

 2962679[Quote]

>>2962678
Shut up

 2962680[Quote]

>>2962678
Clock that nigga, knee on his neck

 2962681[Quote]>>2962684>>2962685

>>2962676
old pic but fr shut up and just show me some dumb foid stories so I dont behave like a retarded foid to my fiance

 2962682[Quote]

>>2962676
Tranny in pic

 2962683[Quote]

>>2962636
Gemmy latinx womanx

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>>2962676
Maybe we were introduced to each other the wrong way let's start over

 2962687[Quote]>>2962693

>>2962678
I've done it

 2962689[Quote]>>2962690>>2962692

You idiotic, moronic, retarded NIGGERS don't have to constantly slobber over every woman on planet earth it makes you look pathetic and women using this board is GUARANTEED and that's nothing to make a fucking scene about

 2962690[Quote]

>>2962689
Are you jealous?

 2962691[Quote]>>2962697

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>>2962686
lol im gonna get married in like 4 months sorry tunisian fag but I hope you find an italo arabic chick for your personal use

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>>2962689
I only did it to annoy you

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>>2962687
oh shit and you are a girl. guess this case is back open.

 2962694[Quote]>>2962707

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>>>2962678
>Clock that nigga, knee on his neck

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>>2962693
I am not a girl

 2962697[Quote]

>>2962691
Damn that sucks it's alright though

 2962698[Quote]>>2962700>>2962704>>2962718

nigga will correctly gender pooners but not me

 2962699[Quote]>>2962703

AND WHO THE FUCK IS AMANDA

 2962700[Quote]>>2962708

>>2962698
i just did

 2962701[Quote]

>>2962693
Goku….

 2962703[Quote]>>2962710>>2962720

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>>2962699
me lmfao

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 2962705[Quote]

why do we get these 4cuck schizos bruh

 2962706[Quote]>>2962711>>2962714

>>2962693
you are such an embarassment to the human race when aliens eventually come to make peaceful negotiations with the human race you will ruin the meeting and cause a war

 2962707[Quote]>>2962715>>2962717

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>>2962694
Why are Shias like this

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>>2962703
No timestamp
Not real

 2962711[Quote]

>>2962706
just like Goku would do

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>>2962707
It's called real Islam bigot

 2962717[Quote]

>>2962707
I swear there's some Shia Hadith that says not to marry niggers

 2962718[Quote]>>2962723

>>2962698
Not a single phono in the milky way galaxy would dedicate 10 minutes to this information

 2962720[Quote]

>>2962703
you look like if the ring girl had sex with jack Nicholson during his worst bender but thats a compliment i swear

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>>2962710
lol thats not my face lmao but it represents how I feel I am honestly so tired of all these men trying to prove i am not a girl. Like can another foid on this site just back me up ? jeez

 2962722[Quote]

>>2962721
back you up how the fuck

 2962723[Quote]

>>2962718
why so obsessed

 2962724[Quote]

>>2962721
brapzilla might but it will really devolve

 2962725[Quote]

>>2962721
@Brapzilla own this fraud

 2962728[Quote]

see, already starting

 2962729[Quote]

>>2962721
I gave you a stroy to read, and you didnt even react to it. What else do you expect?

 2962730[Quote]>>2962731>>2962732>>2962734

Too many wompas

 2962731[Quote]>>2962738

>>2962730
you are one of them

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>>2962730
then stop playing crash bandicoot retard. the PlayStation was garbage get over it

 2962735[Quote]

>>2962721
Hold on what are we arguing about someone said Knee and neck and I've been thinking about George Floyd making banana mayonnaise sandwiches in hell for a while

 2962736[Quote]>>2962737>>2962745>>2962750>>2962763>>2962768

I love all of you, you guys are really capable of awsome memes and shit but I honestly just wanted to hear some stories of retarded foids. Honestly you guys are all just hurting my feelings and I wanted to have fun on this site and just learn about retarded behavior so I wouldnt behave that way to my fiance.
like honestly can we not derrail this thread and can you send me some honest foid stories?

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>>2962731
Funnily enough i was previously going to try and attentionwhore by having my wompa friend act as me on the sharty

 2962741[Quote]

>>2962738
looks like someone beat you to it. to be honest i don't even mind it if niggas do that because if everyone does it then we stop having people who simp for foids.

 2962742[Quote]

>>2962738
Flimsiest lie

 2962745[Quote]>>2962751>>2962759>>2962770>>2962915

>>2962736
ome time a super hot goth girl stuck her finger in my butt when i wasnt prepared to make my orgasm more intense and she scarred me since. dont do that to your fiance if you want to stay engaged.

 2962747[Quote]

My libido is finally gone yay

 2962750[Quote]

>>2962736
In high school there was this decently attractive girl who'd follow me around at parties trying to get me to hook up with her. She'd get drunk and try to kiss me and stuff but I wouldn't do it bc she was Turkish

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 2962752[Quote]

unless youre lying then that never happened

 2962758[Quote]>>2962761

Remove gokufag's nipples

 2962759[Quote]>>2962762

>>2962745
Why are your pants on fire

 2962760[Quote]>>2962766>>2962771>>2962772

this is the same guy who said he hooked up with a guy on grindr btw

 2962761[Quote]

>>2962758
AMPUTATE HIS GONADS

 2962762[Quote]

>>2962759
i just admitted it never happened leave me alone i dont want to yo talk about it

 2962763[Quote]>>2962775

>>2962736
Alright I ll Start I remember that one time when I was minding my own business when this one 2/10 brownoid foid was asking me out of the blue about some Instagram account or something so I had to pretend I spoke an alian language. Pretty funny interaction now I am thinking about it

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>>2962760
i didnt say that

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>>2962745
lol thats honestly gross I wont do that geg thats really nasty

 2962771[Quote]

>>2962760
GEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>2962763
It was like
>Hey I was looking at you from there and I really like you can you give me your ig
<[Zogbot machine sounds]
>Sorry I don't really understand you
<[Zogbot machine sounds]
>Oh nvm then

 2962778[Quote]

>>2962770
50/50 shot he might really enjoy it. my soul left my body and i found jesus (ALLEGEDLY). wanna talk about something else unrelated to butts or women or fingers?

 2962781[Quote]>>2962784>>2962786>>2962788>>2962791>>2962795>>2962801

lol if i could i would show you guys my tits but I am not retarded I hope you guys believe mw I made this thread so I wouldnt be retarded in front of my husband

 2962782[Quote]>>2962789

Oh here's a funny one, when i was a literal caca itoddler i had a "girlfriend" on club penguin, they were a pink penguin that constantly called me "sweetheart"
i didn't even understand what a girlfriend was and i just thought it was a really weird and clingy friend and they made me uncomfortable

 2962784[Quote]

>>2962781
we would never even ask. you wouldnt believe me but that Brapzilla chick is actually my wife. we MET here.

 2962786[Quote]>>2962798

>>2962781
>no punctuation or spaces
>run on sentences
>lots of I statements
You might be a woman. Or a feminine man

 2962788[Quote]

>>2962781
Wow

Its already over for him

 2962789[Quote]>>2962792>>2962794

>>2962782
I could've pounded that wet penguin puh into the ground but i decided to incelmaxx and that's the most aryan thing caca me ever did

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>>2962789
cuckgeta but by choice

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>>2962789
I'm not even a bad looking guy myself people occasionally ask me if I modeled but I don't want to give pieces of my soul to people and want to wait for marriage

 2962795[Quote]

>>2962781
You don't have to do that for us dw sisa

 2962798[Quote]>>2962812

>>2962786
The best way to tell someone's gender is how they draw, if they draw really good they're a woman and if they draw in like the fucking fairy oddparents loud house cartoon style or in an anime style then they are MEN

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>>2962781
Sounds like you have small tits then ngl

 2962803[Quote]>>2962807

you wouldnt happen to be that Frankie Fey girl would you? because i mightve been exaggerating about how married me and brapzilla are. and you also already only said "fiance".

 2962804[Quote]>>2962806

allah is almighty and by his wrath, all simps and idolators will be burnt in hot excrement. or something

 2962805[Quote]

turk ruins a thread, who couldve seen that coming.

 2962806[Quote]>>2962810

>>2962804
HaShem said this

 2962807[Quote]>>2962813

>>2962803
Not even wikileaks could compare to your schizophrenia

 2962810[Quote]

>>2962806
He def did say this

 2962812[Quote]

>>2962798
Eh I think it kinda depends but generally yeah.

 2962813[Quote]>>2962814

>>2962807
im about to doordash a cigar because im too lazy to walk 15 minutes. i dont even smoke.

 2962814[Quote]>>2962817

>>2962813
Wait you can do that??

 2962817[Quote]>>2962824

>>2962814
i never wouldve actually tried. but yes i could. probably have to get something shitty like a black & mild at this hour but it is possible.

 2962823[Quote]>>2962832

sex with gokufag's mother

 2962824[Quote]

>>2962817
Damn that's actually so cool I didn't know you could do that

 2962825[Quote]>>2962828

honestly now that im thinking about doordash i want a pastrami sandwich instead. now im actually pissed.

 2962826[Quote]

raping the guy larping as a foid to teach him why he shouldn't larp as a foid and breaking him with my 8 inch bwc

 2962828[Quote]>>2962837>>2962839

>>2962825
doooood just realized i never heard ur voice post it

 2962832[Quote]>>2962840

>>2962823
she would hate you more than anyone on earth. shes a 2nd wave feminist.

 2962837[Quote]>>2962840>>2962841

>>2962828
is there any way i can listen to it before i record it?

 2962839[Quote]>>2962842>>2962845>>2962851>>2962859

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 2962840[Quote]

>>2962832
Sorry but im not asking. We rape terfs here saar
>>2962837
Idk how on phone

 2962841[Quote]>>2962850

>>2962837
Just a pure diamond of retardment, you gotta love this nigga

 2962842[Quote]>>2962843

>>2962839
Bruh i just got in bed kys

 2962843[Quote]

>>2962842
i dont see how thats my problem

 2962845[Quote]>>2962849

>>2962839
Wait you sound like my amerimutt friend Logan in the 'cord what the hell

 2962849[Quote]>>2962854

>>2962845
my name isn't Logan

 2962850[Quote]>>2962858>>2962859>>2962862

>>2962841
lol I dont care anymore its sleepy time for me i wont feel bad if you jerk off to my voice I get it you guys are men and it feels good, just know this thread was just to hear retarded foid stories not for hornyson activity

 2962851[Quote]>>2962855>>2962859

>>2962839
I bet you are like 6 foot but with really narrow shoulders and a poor frame

 2962854[Quote]>>2962856

>>2962849
Well you do still sound like him

 2962855[Quote]

>>2962851
cuckgeta can provide you with my frame

 2962856[Quote]

>>2962854
good for him

 2962858[Quote]>>2962867

>>2962850
Dw sisa ain't nobody doing this on my watch

 2962859[Quote]>>2962868

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>>2962839
boo you sound boring
>>2962851
his frame is decent
>>2962850
ywnbaw and if you were i could rape you to death. i could do it either way though so!

 2962862[Quote]>>2962865

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>>2962850
Why did blud quote me doe, it would be a gooning session if you threw something back for the boys

 2962863[Quote]

I don't want to goon ever again

 2962864[Quote]

Oops thats the nipple removed one

 2962865[Quote]

>>2962862
is this the guy from Skrillex?

 2962867[Quote]>>2962873

>>2962858
when did you start your watch?

 2962868[Quote]>>2962870

>>2962859
Damn better than expected

 2962870[Quote]

>>2962868
thats not even a good one

 2962872[Quote]>>2962876>>2962882

i actually do have nipples

 2962873[Quote]>>2962877

>>2962867
Two hours later

 2962876[Quote]>>2962878

>>2962872
Ill pay you to get them removed

 2962877[Quote]

>>2962873
close call

 2962878[Quote]>>2962885

>>2962876
thats gay

 2962882[Quote]>>2962886

>>2962872
Where the fuck are they

 2962885[Quote]>>2962889


 2962886[Quote]>>2962891>>2962894

>>2962882
on my chest?

 2962887[Quote]>>2962895

Remove the tattoos too

 2962889[Quote]>>2962893

>>2962885
why do you care enough to pay me to have cosmetic surgery

 2962891[Quote]

>>2962886
Is the hair covering it?

 2962893[Quote]


 2962894[Quote]>>2962896

>>2962886
Also how tall are you

 2962895[Quote]

>>2962887
tattoo removal just makes it look worse. ima just keep them and not care like ive been doing

 2962896[Quote]>>2962900

>>2962894
6'3 or 6'4 idk. 225lbs as well

 2962900[Quote]>>2962901>>2962902

>>2962896
I'm 5'9 185

 2962901[Quote]>>2962904


 2962902[Quote]>>2962907

>>2962900
man youre like a little me!

 2962904[Quote]

>>2962901
Very broad shouldered and robust.

 2962907[Quote]>>2962909

>>2962902
I'm like the equivalent of your height but 250

 2962909[Quote]>>2962916

>>2962907
oh. so you are fat.

 2962915[Quote]

>>2962745
geg. Thanks for the advice.

 2962916[Quote]>>2962926

>>2962909
No my family is from the Scottish highlands so they have really weird genetics

 2962920[Quote]

its cool i was 242 at my biggest when i was in pretty bad shape. strongest technically but not in good shape.

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nophono stories

 2962926[Quote]>>2962934

>>2962916
im half irish half cossack with maybe a smidge of native American but idk

 2962930[Quote]>>2962939>>2962955

I do like this Korean foid I've known since high school but she sends too many mixed signals. Not worth the effort.

 2962934[Quote]

>>2962926
I'm going to marry some 6'2 Swedish girl and have mammoth babies built like bricks

 2962939[Quote]>>2962947

>>2962930
Never mix nigger

 2962947[Quote]

>>2962939
You're right. I have to preserve my Aryan genes

 2962950[Quote]>>2962957

I'm waiting for marriage but once I get married I'm having as many children as possible

 2962955[Quote]

>>2962930
if you like her dont call her a foid. ive never called brapzilla a foid and she loves me more than anyone else here. its genius follow my playbook ill have you a korean foid in no time.

 2962957[Quote]>>2962960

>>2962950
I can't imagine having any more than one

 2962960[Quote]>>2962967

>>2962957
I want like twelve or something, maybe 20

 2962967[Quote]>>2962968>>2962969

>>2962960
youre going to need a few wives

 2962968[Quote]

>>2962967
id say settle for a solid 5x5

 2962969[Quote]>>2962976

>>2962967
I'll just have the surrogate stuff to help deal with that. My family is really wealthy and I'm an only child so it'll be fine

 2962976[Quote]

>>2962969
guess you are set then

 2962980[Quote]>>2963004

>>2962440
you look like this and say this

 2963004[Quote]

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>>2962980
i wouldn't wish that on anybody



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