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ITT: We study pre-/qa/ soyjak culture (December 30 2017 - April 11 2020) which is sadly not that documented on the wiki.
Discuss, study and ask questions on the origin of certain stuff.

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>ITT: We study pre-/qa/ soyjak culture (December 30 2017 - April 11 2020) which is sadly not that documented on the wiki.
>Discuss, study and ask questions on the origin of certain stuff.

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>>15348335 (OP)
gem and coal was a tranny forced discord meme
also everyone who posted 'jaks were discord users

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>>15348342
only /tv/ soyposters were corders

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>>15348347
you dont think /qa/ didnt have discord users too
4cuck was full of discord users during that period pre-sharty

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>>15348359
soyjaks were created by epstein

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the nu-male smile

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>>15348359
ok fine maybe mid-late 2020 /qa/ as well

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>>15348373
I think mocking soyboys began on early 2017 /pol/

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it all started on wojchan, something something soyjak something something sharty
you're welcome op

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>>15348455
Fell for the fake wiki page award

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>>15348347
Nah not really

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>>15348483
chad won

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Around 2019, during the outbreak of scuffles on Kway, headed by a weab avatarfagging with Satania, the soyjakkers would occasionally interject to soyquote scathing walls of text, typically posted by the weabs. The pedoweabs of kissu.moe liked to refer to anyone on Kway they didn’t like as teens, or teenbros, which is a trend that goes back many years before any soyjaks were ever posted on Kway, which only emphasizes how old and decrepit weabs are. After Soyjak spammers established dominion over Kway, the term morphed into Soyteen as a reaction to them, and this was the term that stuck.

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here is a proto-soyjak for you nusois to fiend at.
>arrow because i dont look like that

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In about December of 2020, holotrannies from the recently created Veetee board starting spamming the shark girl on kway. This would be another instance of mod protected spam.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3738757/

This was partially what incited Annoying Orange posting on Veetee as a way to make obsessed weebs seethe by bursting their tranime bubble. Outside of the spam, there was never really much to it, just another indication of the wicked forces of darkness constantly trying to assault Kway.

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>>15348502
This is nothing im dropping/qa/ lore

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Doe
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3418094/

In my recollections, I partially fueled this, since when I saw and became aware of thoughquoting and the thoughjak, I more deliberately added though to the end of my sentences to prompt thoughquoting. But I wasn’t the only one to do this, since saying though at the end of a sentence is grammatically correct though. This then gradually warped into all manners of vernacular that is collectively referred to as “soyspeak”. It started with someone, who I think was claimed to be Mexican, making fun of people on Kway for using the word though at the end of their sentences (even doe using though at the end of a sentence is grammatically correct thoughbiet). He would bring attention to this by soyquoting the though of a post with an edit of photo negative soyjaks, with a lens flare around their eyes. In Soysylum threads, the interjection of the Thoughposter into discourse was seen as a supernatural entity reacting to ritualistic uses of a seemingly benign word

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Lots of archeology threads recently. This is good because the period between the Swedish win and Chad's raids is very undocumented.

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>>15348496
When can you safely assume soyposters took over the board? April or june 2020

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>>15348529
This was before soy posters dominated

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Old stonetoss

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>>15348565
There's way more than that

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>>15348580
I know but we can consider this raid as the start of the colonisation of /qa/.

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>>15348590
No this is
Since the explosion of innovation regarding Soyjaks, all boards were technically overrun with them, sincer they were a form of spam. The moderation of 4chan would ban the posters, and sadly the posts would be deleted as well. However, since the Mossad lackies that controlled 4troon ignored Kway, it would slowly experience Soyjak spam over the course of 2018. This early, experimental period happened in conjunction with the increasingly schizophrenic battles between the adept super schizos from both the weab and frog side, which clearly left a mark on soyjaks that would define its nature.

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/490324624/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2886209/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2845386/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2910952/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2821544/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2820145/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2971816

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2880479/

Soyposting was aggressive and quite time efficient. I would say that people participated in posting soyjaks for two main reasons: it was a reflection of reality, it made the people it reflected angry, which is funny. It was the culmination of years of abstract meme development, based on intensive theory and study. 4trans, being overran with Soylent guzzling Soyboys, and being run by far-left Israel funded pedophiles, made it countercultural. It was punk to post Soyjaks, because it would almost always result in a ban, similar to sneedposting. This combined idea of the act of posting Soyjak being rebellious added to the appeal, and further embolded people to continue doing it. When people noticed what I had noticed, that there was the secret board Kway, that was minimally moderated as a sort of inside joke between the moderation, it became the most obvious home for Soyjaks.

It is impossible to put accurate dates when Soyjak spammers “took over” Kway, since that isn’t really the reality of what Kway was. Over time, people who liked posting Soyjaks, and as a result of this activity, had a disdain for the 4cuck moderation, and acquired the forbidden skills of ban evasion; would on a person by person basis be made aware of Kway, and they might notice what I had noticed before regarding it. Upon noticing, they would post Soyjaks and not get banned for it, solidifying their presence on the board, and turning Kway into a nexus for Soyjak posters from all the other boards.

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>>15348604
So basically many soyposters all over 4chan, who got constistently targeted by jannies, and got tired of ban evading 24/7, flocked to /qa/ 24/7 because it was a board on 4chan with 0 moderation and no set topic

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>>15348496
Desuarchive snopes? I’m adding to the wiki

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>>15348483
this visionary created soy culture as we know it

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>>15348504
geg i found lee in the wild

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i wonder where this oldGOD is at now

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There should be a wikipage about the pre-soyset era

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>>15348760
Do this.

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>I'm nearing 30, browsing since 2007 and I unironically love basedjak.

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>>15348562
4chan, Discord, Nintendo, Sony, and Valve need to be included in a modernized version of this.

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>>15348875
Yeah you're right.

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>>15348709
can anybody send the gif lee is talking about?

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Literally going to import this as I can't link to it, but this has already been done

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All information presented has been peer reviewed and fact checked as TRVE by Real American PQtriQts.

To begin with, as a disclaimer: I have sworn no oaths with any society, organization or fraternity, and possess no allegiance to any group, either by contact or affiliation. I will however name and detail certain individuals and groups as they relate to certain topics. What I intend to present is a decades long history of a certain internet board on a website, and all the mysterious things that preceded, proceeded, and occurred alongside it, not an endorsement of any behavior or ideology. Almost every event that has been recorded here will be of my first hand account, either as a witness, or as an active participant. The only reason this document exists is because of personal, selfish interests, and I kindly ask whoever is reading this to exercise discernment while reading.

Some stories I am about to disclose in this account have never been shared, and if so, have only been shared as isolated incidents in a vacuum. Also, since I’m publishing this on the Soyjak wiki, and I haven’t checked this site for the past three or so years, I might be presenting redundant information contained in other articles. I am presenting these events as a narrative so that everyone might be informed, and come to their own conclusions, and form their own opinions.

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/qa/, we will shorten this to Kway henceforth, was created on January 22nd, 2015, at the end of Christopher Poole’s (he’s Jewish by the way, not sure if that matters) stint as the admin of 4chan, as a board to host his ending Q&A livestream before passing ownership to Hiroyuki Nishimura, also known as Hiroshima Nagasaki. After the day it was needed, the board continued to persist under the guise of a board to ask the moderation of 4chan questions, and engage in discussion of the site itself. The former never actually happened though, because the mods actively refused to respond to anything. The later was heavily contested as well, since all sorts of malicious riffraff, mainly weabs, would assert otherwise.

Kway was a small board, even at it’s most influential. Hardly anyone knew it even existed, since it wasn’t listed as a board on the front page most of its existence.. I would say that the vast majority of people that did visit Kway were active posters, as opposed to the rest of 4chan, where most traffic is people watching discussions play out in threads and post nothing themselves, which made active awareness of Kway lower in comparison.

Since Kway was created in 2015, and most activities record in this history happened in 2017 onwards, I will not deal much with explaining events preceding that time frame, especially famous events that are already readily researchable elsewhere.

You can read about trends on the other wiki. and oreos

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What was supposed to be a place for feedback, ironically, or maybe not, became a place for the biggest and most powerful shitposters on the site to hone their skills against each other.

The way the board functioned, was that shitposting was allowed with basically zero mod intervention, with only selective enforcement during certain special events. Being the “Questions & Answers” board, it seemed like an inside joke for the mods to refuse to actually engage in the board topic itself, but instead participating, often times in a very biased fashion, in the shitposting. This was what I originally observed, and was kept true to the end, with the locking of the board.

Since my first exposure to Kway only occurred in October 24th, 2017, I can’t really comment much on the history of the board itself for that roughly two and a half years. All I know is from what I gathered diving through the archive, and the testimonies of other posters over the years.

The neutral gist I can give for this primordial time is this: The board was aflux with people whining about random stuff no one cared about. Only occasionally would someone bring up something on topic that was actually important, but that was most of the time slided, or even deleted, which was a recurring theme for all of Kway’s history. Beyond the fighting between frogposters and weabs from jaypee, nothing else of much importance was occurring for this time. I will however touch upon weabs, and the war for Kway between them and frogposters, in a later section. For the rest of this chapter though, I will focus on the events that occurred contemporaneously with this primitive era; things which would come to define Kway in 2019 and beyond.

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To give full context to the origins of what Kway would eventually be, I will have to explain the theogenesis of Soyjak, which is the concept of soy and its manifestation, the soyboy.

Soyboy, nu-male, cuck, all refer to a phenemona of predominantly Millennial (but these traits are likewise present in the older generations, X and boomers, especially the connotation of cuck) men who are demoralized, physically deformed, and act out strange and backwards sexual fantasies. The study of these degenerated specimens have concluded with the speculation of covert government interference into the diets, entertainment, and education of society to produce a complacent, docile male that lacks the ability to live and think independently from a vast beauracracy controlled by an elite class, typically identified as being majority Jewish.


The backdrop of the association between those attributes, and soy consumption, was first discussed on Fit, sometime in 2014, or even earlier, coinciding with the creation of the drink “vegan” drink, Soylent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujGgYD8wL3c. Soylent gets its name from the film Soylent Green, which contains in the story a substance made from human flesh of the same name. After the conclusions of those discussions slowly trickled into Pol throughout 2015, it then exploded in usage across most boards shortly afterwards, especially on Vee, after the more intelligent users there discovered the concept of “fake fun”. Such discoveries were always quickly derided and mocked, always by government paid shills.

Soyboys are characterized by a lack of awareness, the inability to think introspectively; they’re materialistic, subservient, and lack empathy and morality. These attributes are what also constitutes the idea of a bug man, a person who has been demoralized to the point where they behave like a bug does. In regards to morality, they give contrived platitudes, but never actually challenge or stand up for something of value. They engage in faux outrage over trivial things; they mock and demean sincerity and sentimentality, but when it’s dull, consumerist, materialistic toys, they exert an exaggerated excitement. Experiencing the slightest inconveniences brings out a vapid vindictiveness. There is no sincerity behind their actions; shallow, superficial and glib; all while having an air of smugness, that’s soy.

The original Soyjak, which is heavily asserted since post-Kway to have been posted on Ent, however, this is an incorrect claim. Soyboys were marked and characterized on Pol, Vee, Teevee, and Fit well before that post on Ent. Soyboy caricatures were already being made and posted on several different major boards. As an example, https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/90142458/#90144035 predates the ent Soyjak by over a month, and https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/115115399/#115122970 goes back to March of 2017. Even further back, in 2016, an edit of nu-Kratos was posted on Vee that fits the definition of IAS: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/344186783/#344195797

I don’t really care to argue anything regarding this, since it’s better to not dig up the untainted origins of Soyjaks, and I already wasted enough of my time on such a stupid subject, digging through my memories and the archives for these example. It’s simply a piece of proof of the years of development that fed into the birth of the soyjak, from nu-male and cuck, and the backlash against Soylent, and Woke™©® propaganda in video games. This back and forth battle with video games is what also birthed the term NPC, which I needn’t really explain; Jews used the term goyim to express the same concept. or something

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Moving on, I’ll discuss the contribution that Vee immediately had on Soyjaks. Soyboys were heavily associated with the Nintendo Switch, so the connection with Vee was omnipresent, no matter the context. It was the shitposting on Vee that eventually refined into the style of soyposting that would be developed on Teevee, and then onto kway.


In those times of late 2017, Vee was in the midst of what I can only call the last Console War as of the penning of this history. The Sony Goldface, which emerged early in 2017, came from the goldface reaction images, warped into a Wojack and slapped with a Sony beany on top. This is the main character of interest during this period of Vee. The posting of that time was centered around God of War, or God of Soy as many came to call it before it even released, as it showed a betafied and cucked Kratos, walking through hallways between preachy monologues of subversive far left talking points; a staple of the movie game genre: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/348173892/. This discussion, along with the explosion of the soyjak in early 2018, was the final push that made the mods word filter the effective slur of soy, into onions, and soyboy into basedboy. Then there was Xenoblade Chronicles 2, which at release would get threads with 700+ posts in 15 minutes, maybe a couple of those posts would be about the game, maybe. And upon reaching page 10 someone would make the next thread for the game, where it would again reach 700+ posts in less then half an hour, the majority still being shitposts.

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/341248469/

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With that concluded, I can return to what has been largely forgotten on Vee, despite its massive presence, which was the Sony Goldface bullying the Nintendie Wojak. What truly defined Vee in 2017 was the image of the Sony Goldface anally voring a crying Nintenyearold, deperately reaching for his Nintendo Switch as he is sucked into the golden Sony’s sphincter, to the song Party Rock Anthem, by LMFAO. At any given time on Vee during the later half of the year 2017, there was at least two of these threads up. When a Janny left his computer to warm up his hotpocket, upon his return, half the catalog would be Wojak anal vore. There was also at least one thread up on Vee at any given time with a Shadman image as the OP image, and, regardless of the topic, these threads consistently got at least 100+ posts before getting deleted, a solid majority of the posts being the >Shadman.gif, and all the assortment of variations of it. The recent innovations regarding Soyjak and the recent announcement of the Nintendo Labo cardboard toys for manchildren (https://archived.moe/po/thread/560138/), marked an explosion of edits that would come to define the modern caricature of a Sojak, and most of this was done on Vee for the sake of the Console War. Most edits consisted of a Soyjak geared up in cardboard with the Nintendo logo, and various other Nintendo paraphernalia, and a Sony Goldface pouring water on him, ruining his advanced gaming technology. I should also mention that in most of these images, the Sony Goldface either has the acclaimed From Software title, Bloodborne, either tattooed on his arm, or nailed into a wall somewhere in the background, maybe both at the same time, since the PS4 didn’t have any other game. Outside of those domineering facets of Vee culture during that era, brap posting, nonsense spam, Pol crossboard posting, that one Resident Evil: Code Veronica thread, and a myriad other minor memes that all contributed to the overall culture. There was also some hushed discussion here and there about Mozart still being alive, and is being kept in a secret bunker under Nintendo HQ. There was also discussion on the Masonic imagery in Super Mario games, but that might have just been schizo nonsense. https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/wKsUiUmj0meo9lXHF73Ixg/order/asc/

As a conclusion for Vee, the console war ended shortly after the announcement of Stadia on March 20th, 2019 which was followed by Sony’s State of Play (also known as the Absolute State of Play). In tandem with E3 2019, these final acts ended the console war. Most present at the time have agreed that gaming has fallen to the corrosive influence of Woke™©®, and a white peace was silently agreed upon out of pure apathy for the destruction shown. All of this led to further radicalization of the youth and the gradual disintegration of Vee into ineptitude and degeneracy; Vee’s neghole got pozzed.

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https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1140669/


https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/33991757/


After soyjaks became an escalating trend on Vee, due to Sonyponies including them in their anal vore edits, many soy posting escapades occurred on Teevee. Teevee during 2017 up to the end of 2019 was experiencing what could only be described as a golden age; during those days it was a cultural fount. No better discussion of kinos that appeared on the Electric Jew was found anywhere else during that time. Sneed was recognized there all the way back in 2015, from Season 11, Episode 5 of The Simpsons (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/60600161/). Such potency comes from dust, the little things of the earth. In those days discussion was centered around the aftermath of Hollywood scandals, and deciphering clues about satanic pedophile rings in (((their))) films. What exists of this time though, for me to recount in a coherent timeline, is almost impossible. So much happened on Teevee in those days that a breakdown of all the observations and developments is hard to fully comprehend in its totality. I find my ability to put my memories to words in describing what Teevee was, and the magnitude of its general discussion, so I hope the array of screenshots, links, videos, and images I upload with this section conveys a good portion of it. Anything else just doesn’t suffice.



https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/eat%20scooby%20doo%27s%20shit/type/op/order/asc/

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/A24-PRODUCED/type/op/order/asc/page/1/

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/bone%20chilling/type/op/start/2019-02-02/order/asc/

Culturally altogether, it was the most advanced of all boards during its golden age, only shadowed by kway in 2019 until it’s demise. There were two Jewtube reaction videos, one to a Star Wars trailer, and another to a Marvel movie trailer, and the two individuals in those videos were perfect caricatures of soyjaks. A24 and Jordan Peele were common subjects of speculation in the newly emerging “whyte peepo be creepy an’ shieeet” subgenre of horror. This is marked by soyjaks being used to represent fans of such movies as feminized and mentally degraded manchildren, that consume produc

ts, and can’t reflect on what is said, in contrast to what is presented in front of their eyes. Holding an emotional attachment to childish things, but retaining no child-like qualities themselves; warped and corrupted, filled with malice. It reflects the corrupting influence of the Electric Jew. This is why George Soros funded shills would frequently spam pornography and other Jewish filth on the board to slide the more intensive and inquisitive discussions that would occasionally happen in some threads.


https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/123797092/

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/104142496/

With regards to Teevee, discussion was generally higher quality, but that depended heavily on certain factors regarding the janitorial staff, who were disdained so much that people on Teevee made drill rap parodies mocking them. Much of the broader Teevee culture would follow soyjaks onto Kway, so in some respects Teevee during this golden age shared most in common with Kway out of any other 4chan board, but that’s mostly because Teevee was the biggest shitposting boards. Regardless, this fact is why it isn’t really needed for me to delve too much into specifics. As it pertains to the origins of soyjaks on this board, I’ll give one example: George Soros was running a demoralization psyop on Teevee in 2018, using Soprano threads to promote the homosexual act of eating pussy. Intrepid users would resist this, amongst other far leftist plots, by forming the first soyquotes, but instead of posting on Teevee, they would instead do it on Vee instead, to add an extra layer of confusion to the shitpost:


https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/412323580/

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/412434737/#q412434937

And while there could be much more to say of this, all manner of delightful details that would make good stories on their own, but I’ve dedicated more than enough time to this section. All I will say though, is that over the long years of Teevee’s struggles, the inherent nature of discussion revolving around motion pictures, projected by the Electric Jew, is always destined to end in moral collapse. More information regarding Teevee during that time will be in my Aftermath section. With this context established, I can now move on to the history of Kway itself.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/123365477/

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/119597844/

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Gemmiest gem to ever gem above me

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/qa/ catalog in 2019 vs 2020 vs 2021

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https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1021084/#1021275

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1635184/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2963984/#2964657

The now defunct board of Kway, a place created to host some corny goodbye livestream for a cuck, or at least in theory. I believe the beginning observations of its grand destiny started late 2019, witnessing the battle between two adept schizomancers using kway as their battle ground, but my intimate and authoritative knowledge of Kway goes back to the date in which its existence was revealed to me: October 24th, 2017.

There was a sticky on kway that I saw linked on Vee: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1644109/. It was the one which I personally and single-handedly spammed with zero mod intervention. I can’t really recall why I did it, but I did, and I noticed something in that exercise: Kway, until the ending year or so of its existence, and a small gap in time in 2018, was a hidden board, as in, public awareness of it’s existence was limited as it did not occupy the front page as an existing board as all the other 4troon boards did. Combined with what was revealed to me in that sticky thread; the mods didn’t actually moderate Kway. In the primitive workings of my mind in those times, even I had taken note of this bizarre quirk of seeming laziness from the mods; an initial observation that many other posters likewise noticed over the years. After the initial confusion I had upon realizing that the sticky thread went into the archive without me getting banned, I noticed a subculture of pseudo-blog posts, frogposting, tranime, and specifically Toehoe. It became apparent that Jaypee was trying to turn the board into their secret club.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1467211/

As a short aside, I’m going to explain Jaypee for those unaware. Jaypee was a board whose main topic was outsourced to Ent, giving it no real purpose to exist. This caused weabs from Ayy and other backwards communities to use the board as a sekrit klub, where they would post Toehoes, and these Toehoes would serve as a cover for something else. A thing I will detail much later. Jaypee weabs are not regular weebs, they have an a, not two e’s. When a weeb, who is already spiritually degenerated, is degraded into servitude to the communist gangster computer god, they mutate into a weab, a creature only capable of contempt for everything beautiful and pure. They are void of love and goodness; distorted shadows of what a person once was; husks that can only obey their dark lord: ZOG.

https://warosu.org/jp/thread/20047947

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/999998/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1365400/

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I also must not forget the [esfores] raids on Kway, and the sporatic battles over the years involving them. Their involvement to control Kway was also there in the earliest days (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/100000/). [esfores] is the cultural center for developing posting styles that would become a phenemona known as imptrash on Pol, and next to Jaypee weabs, were a scourge to other boards. Bant was created in 2017 to house all the said imptrash that would get spammed on Pol, since the mods wouldn’t delete it for… some reason, but if you dared post sneed, that was a 3 day timeout. Bant was Pol’s trashcan, and was also used by Jaypee and [esfores] to groom impressionable youths into their sinister cult on /ota/. Since Bant was quite literally made to be a dumping ground, very few Pol posters actually used it.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2361934/

I must have been one of the few outsiders at that time, beyond the original frogposters, to actually be aware of this clandestine groups. Even during those times, the frogposters were rather unbothered by their activities. I don't remember how much I interacted on Kway in 2018 until the weab’s began a new vector of raiding (which still preceded the soyplosion), but I recall making some threads of various success, making schizo claims about this and that. I like to think I contributed in some way.

It was in 2018 that more of the 4chan regulars became aware of Kway, during a series of sticky threads revolving around Hiroyuki trying to do a Vtuber scam: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2218443

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2219558

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2222886

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2369102

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2371519

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2374294

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2377476

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2452130

This, along with Kway being put on 4chan’s front page for the first ever time, caused more posters from eclectic boards, Vee, Espee, Pol, Fit, and Teevee to all joined together to bash on weabs. This caused an adept trannyweab schizomancer who frequently avatarfagged as Satania, a character from the anime Gabriel DropOut, to make some of the most unhinged schizo posts ever made on Kway, rivaling even some of the genuine schizo posts from Soyteens in later years. This would be followed by and continue through an often overlooked history in the early pre-Jak days of Kways, which revolves around the We*b Mafia, and the creation of the site Kissu.moe.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2149385/

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>>15349329
>2019
>the gradual disintegration of Vee into ineptitude and degeneracy
This is false. /v/ fell in 2015 when moot left. Banning gaymergayte completely instead of pushing it to /pol/ was a mistake, but for all his faults, he strangely put some tangible effort into managing /v/. ABIB is a pajeet tier subhuman closeted pedophile and porn addict that ruined it.

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>>15349320
I need a Chud starter pack.

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>>15349370
its just the opinion of the article I did not make this, I'm just importing it.

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>>15349379
Alright, but I was there through literally all of it. This needs to be known.

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https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1841135


Weabs, which were a special and rare kind in all honestly, even to this day, were quite bent on conquering Kway. At this point, some readers might be questioning: “why would these weabs care to control Kway so much”? The reason is straightforward, Kway was always prophesied to become the cultural zenith of 4chan, by which all things revolve around. To put it simply, whoever controlled Kway, controlled the Internet. With this on the line, the Jews couldn’t afford to not have complete control over this board, and so they tasked their most loyal golems, formed from red clay and had the word of life etched onto their foreheads by Commander ZOG, with the mission of rooting out anyone who dared challenge them. This is where the weabs come in, and to fulfill this command, they organized into a We*b Mafia, endlessly obsessed with raiding Kway and anything that stood in their path towards this objective.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2663288/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1976797/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2711032/


https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1384111/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2951478/#2951542

December 19th, 2018, after an odd year or two of trying to invade kway, the weabs that participated in this operation, who came from an eclectic mix of Jaypee spinoff sites like ota-ch, created an imageboard to further organize and plot against regular Kway denizens. A secret pact was formed amongst the weabs, to bring utter annihilation to both frogposters and eventually soyteens, as revenge for continuously BTFOing them. On kissu.moe they gathered, and on a Discord link, shared and deleted (kissu.moe has liveposting, the first of its kind to have this feature. This detail of liveposting becomes extremely important later with a different site in my Aftermath section) they formed a surreptitious cult and cabal, bent on subverting justice and rightousness. This was the neverending twilight of the We*b Mafia, which still haunts its spooking grounds to this day, but is now only spoken of in hushed whispers on the deepest reaches of the internet. The site that followed it was Heyuri.net, (re)launched on November 24th, 2019, and then continued with Frenschan and eventually the Sharty. All of this was done of course to groom and slowly initiate children into a Satanic death cult that vied for control over Kway, since truly it was the board in which the whole Internet would revolve around; whoever controlled Kway, controlled the Internet.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2816377/#2817799

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>>15349335
The a24 archive made me geg, i’m stealing some of these and reposting it

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It should be worth noting though that Jaypee weabs already had several other websites that effectively served as bunkers to raid boards and also occasionally trade illegal material. The experiment of this endeavor was spiritually what laid the foundation for what would become Soyjak.party two years later, which itself copied the ethos of weabs in their formation of spinoff sites and the We*b Mafia, which will explain certain aspects to its existence. However the topic of the Sharty itself will come much later in this history. And also for coherency, a person who was most likely a CIA agent made a site for Kway frogposters called frenschan.com (changed to a .org domain after some time). Frenschan.com is a bit more dubious to find an exact date of creation, since it was seemingly created post-Kway, but I have to guess that it was made a month or so after the deletion of Kway itself, likely as a reaction to Kway’s deletion. I will say though that that the dominant frogposting schizo on Kway was a consistent critiquer of spinoff sites, so I doubt he or many other native /qa/nons actually used the site. However, frenschan apparently could not keep up with server hostings, and went offline around September of 2024, not like it really matters, since most frogposters, or people imitating them, continued posted on the Sharty anyways.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2744415/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%20weabs%20must%20seethe%20/

With this established, the remnants of the We*b Mafia would still occasionally spam threads on Kway, often to increasingly more aggressive schizobabble replies from the trickling in of disgruntled posters from other boards who were quickly losing patience for all things cringe. The impact this has caused on all of 4chan is something few are even aware of, and the majority of it originally came from Kway. It’s also important to note that even though weabs had kissu.moe, and a myriad other offshoots moving into 2020, they would still post on Kway, albeit with a much lower presence. With all of that established, I can now move on to the establishment of soy posters on Kway, and their domination over it. I will also share that they used a client called Riot to form groups off-site, which will become important much later. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3059929/#3063578

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3156908/

With this Jaypee subtext broadly explained, along with the war between the We*b Mafia and the frogposters explained, but by no means is it in depth in any way, I can now continue onwards to the subject of Soyjaks inhabiting Kway, and the first soy duels.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2215185/

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Since the explosion of innovation regarding Soyjaks, all boards were technically overrun with them, sincer they were a form of spam. The moderation of 4chan would ban the posters, and sadly the posts would be deleted as well. However, since the Mossad lackies that controlled 4troon ignored Kway, it would slowly experience Soyjak spam over the course of 2018. This early, experimental period happened in conjunction with the increasingly schizophrenic battles between the adept super schizos from both the weab and frog side, which clearly left a mark on soyjaks that would define its nature.

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/490324624/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2886209/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2845386/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2910952/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2821544/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2820145/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2971816

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2880479/

Soyposting was aggressive and quite time efficient. I would say that people participated in posting soyjaks for two main reasons: it was a reflection of reality, it made the people it reflected angry, which is funny. It was the culmination of years of abstract meme development, based on intensive theory and study. 4trans, being overran with Soylent guzzling Soyboys, and being run by far-left Israel funded pedophiles, made it countercultural. It was punk to post Soyjaks, because it would almost always result in a ban, similar to sneedposting. This combined idea of the act of posting Soyjak being rebellious added to the appeal, and further embolded people to continue doing it. When people noticed what I had noticed, that there was the secret board Kway, that was minimally moderated as a sort of inside joke between the moderation, it became the most obvious home for Soyjaks.

It is impossible to put accurate dates when Soyjak spammers “took over” Kway, since that isn’t really the reality of what Kway was. Over time, people who liked posting Soyjaks, and as a result of this activity, had a disdain for the 4cuck moderation, and acquired the forbidden skills of ban evasion; would on a person by person basis be made aware of Kway, and they might notice what I had noticed before regarding it. Upon noticing, they would post Soyjaks and not get banned for it, solidifying their presence on the board, and turning Kway into a nexus for Soyjak posters from all the other boards.

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>>15349488
>whoever controlled Kway, controlled the Internet
It's sad how people didn't see that twitter already ruled it by the time /qa/ was made.

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Everything until 2019 can be considered background information regarding Kway, since until the soyjak spammers arrived, the board was much slower and preoccupied in battle with the We*b Mafia. That year was the year it became saturated with soyjak spam, the most powerful group on 4chan at that time. The reason for why any soyjak spammer moved to Kway originally is not concrete, but I surmise, due to my own personal experience, that because in those days, when threads were made that critiqued the moderation of 4trans in any way, they would either get deleted, which was most of the time, or moved to Kway, which would have exposed the people in those threads to being aware of its existence.

As stated multiple times already, but cannot be understated, the mods refused to actively moderate Kway, seemingly as an elaborate inside joke. When this was gradually realized by more and more posters, this presented itself as a critical point of error, by which their tyranny could be resisted. This contributed largely to the growing influx of Kway regulars, who regularly were banned from their home boards for inane reasons. The rampant far-left censorship on boards like Teevee, Vee, Ayy, Espee, and the myriad other niche hobby boards were pushing more and more posters to Kway, where they were able to freely discuss the nature of these things, and cultivate their trolling insticts; in the process, many learned how to perform the forbidden techniques of ban evasion. After getting permabanned for the first time myself in 2018, for getting “50+ bans” over the years, I too began training in this technique. The most powerful posters are those that achieve a state of unbannableness; permabans, rangebans, systembans, these things don’t even register to them. Even I achieved that level of power at some point.

Many special cases exist of ban evaders. Some ban evaders were in context fake ban evaders, because one can delete their own posts, or if they’re working with a mod or janitor, they can delete the post and give them a 15 minute time out, giving the illusion of censorship. This is most frequently done with pedophile spam on boards like Vee, where if you point out the spam and predict what the point of the thread is, you will be banned instead. Then, when the thread gets deleted later, a new pedophile spam thread is instantly made whining about “censorship”, that will then be ignored; unless, of course, someone says something that exposes the false, manufactured narrative, in which case that gets deleted and the thread continues until bump limit. This is just but one of the myriad techniques I’ve observed the 4cuck moderation staff using to obscure real dissidence.

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>>15348335 (OP)
kek, it's kino!

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If I had to describe a chain of events, it mainly went from Vee, to Teevee, to Kway. I would say the attention of /qa/nons was somewhat even between using Kway itself, and the collection of other boards, predominately using Teevee, as I was guilty of myself. That makes the history of using Kway and the archive of Kway threads by itself a very hard to follow subject, since there are so many splotches of missing information due to the scattering of soy spam across all the boards. In those days before Operation Clean Stable, I still mostly browsed Teevee, only checking in on Kway every so often. It’s culture was advancing so rapidly that sometimes after not checking it for a couple days I would be completely confused by the innovations made to language, math, and posting etiquette.

What made Kway more potent was that random people would occasionally visit Kway and make threads whining about something happening on some other board (which posters from Kway were most likely involved with). This would then create the context of someone who is being serious, having their thread assaulted by a wave of differing groups of shitposters using memes developed and refined on Kway and Kway alone, often leading to the bewilderment of tourists from other boards.

To reiterate and expound on the section regarding Teevee, it was where the most bombastic posting would occur during this time, as it was the home nexus for Sneedposting, and was heavily contested by several malicious forces, most notably /leftypol/, plotting to subvert the intensive purview that is kino dialectics, and replace it with vapid flick chatter. This was most apparent with threads involving A24 movies, which paid George Soros shills would spam threads about incessantly. Courageous Teevee posters would challenge this clear aggression by Jewish forces with the use of soyjaks and soyquoting.


It was originally the weabs of Jaypee, Ayy, Bant, and [esfores], versus the frogposters from everywhere else, vying for control of Kway. It was a funny back and forth at the time, both sides relatively equal. But in 2019, the soyjak spammers, like an eastern squall, utterly dominated both sides, banishing most of the weabs to their bunker on kissu.moe, and further into secrecy they coalesced, where they would fester and plot against Kway from that point onward. They were the masters of Kway, it was at that point undisputed. They were sovereign, and with a place to cultivate and refine their arts, all the arts of the soyjak.
The battle between the We*b Mafia and the frogposters reached a fever pitch in 2019. Many threads were made, all directed at pointing out flaws in the other side, and “BTFOing” them. However, the bulk of fighting though was considered to be between only two people, adept schizomancers, vying for control over Kway. Some speculate though a possibility that both individuals may have been one person, pretending to fight himself, and in the process performed a powerful spell over Kway: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2961944/#2962536

If true, if only we knew. This hypothetical central figure, whether it existed in this context, or another, was the basis of the ward’s strongest schizo.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2916215/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2879692/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2875592/


https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2754874/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2932428/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2883929

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2933068/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2951478/

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/466003606/

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/121224250/

They appeared like the fog of the distant dawn, wrapping the land in a hazy mist, where everything becomes realer than real. And when they left and the witnesses were alone with their thoughts, it was hard to fully grasp the memory of their nature, as if what had happened might have all truly been a product of a feverish imagination, or a night mare strolling through the dark. It all made so much sense in the moment, but then that understanding leaves with it. Was any of it real, or just a dream?

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As mentioned prior, soy posters where found on all the major boards of 4trans, as there was always something soy to point out within any particular topic. Though it was the most active and explosive on Teevee, I by no means intend to diminish how widespread soyposting was, that it was regularly used on even the smaller boards like Oh and Ceekay. In this way, all aspects of all the disparate and unique cultures of 4cuck was selectively grafted together in the development of Kway soy posting, but that’s a subject too gargantuan to approach. Mid 2019 was when soyposters, upon realizing that Kway was basically free real estate, decided to test and organize spam. This would encourage the raiding culture, which was heavily censored by the moderation of all of 4chan ever since Gamergate. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/684295/#686446

The act of quoting someone’s post and simply attaching an image to it was an existing shitposting technique in pre-soy times, though much more sparsely used. It was mainly done with an assortment of reaction images, and then transitioned to brainletjaks. Any of those methods were basically used to proto-soyface posts. However, with this environment that Kway possessed, soy posting teenagers could now practice and refine their soy spam. What then followed was a breakthrough so profound, it would change the history of Kway forever; a poster would soyquote a soyquote, a novel idea. This was how the Jak Off came into being, eventually known as a Soy Duel, and on Kway were the first Soy Duels done. If you drive a white, 2006 Pontiac Solstice, I will kill you. This is a credible threat.

While Soy Duels, like all imageboard innovations, were done anonymously, in the last year of Kway’s existence, discussion arose surrounding certain Discord screenshots of someone posting incoherent ramblings to himself, and that such messages recede all the way back to August of 2019, around the time of the first soy duels. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3214660/

Because of this thread, and the historical record it shows, this is mostly why I glossed over Teevee in my own account beyond the bare essentials, and its immense contribution to Soyjaks, notably the A24 slow-burn poster. Even still, there is so much more of importance that occurred due to the cross pollination of Teevee posters on Kway, but maybe the subject is too esoteric to ever truly divulge with words. However, the historian in that thread did forget one detail I can add, which was that the theorem he wrote regarding the soy duel was originally posted on Teevee earlier in August, in this thread: https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/118979394/#118980547

Tiers of soy quoting:

Soy quoting a post in thread.
Having a soy duel in a thread.
Making a new thread soy quoting a post: https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/140217439/ (I made the original post that was quoted)
Soy quoting your own post: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3227977
Having a soy duel with yourself.
Having a soy duel through created threads, ruining the entire board catalog.
Soy quoting a post in different thread.
Making a thread soy quoting a post originally made on a different board.

Particpating in a multi-board soy duel.
Making up a post in your head and soyquoting it anywhere (This was how thrembo, sproke, toilet
niggers, Capitol Reef National Park, and Operation Clean Stable came into existence):
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/sproke/order/asc/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/Capitol%20Reef/order/asc/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/toilet%20niggers/order/asc/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/operation%20clean%20stable/order/asc/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/thrembo/order/asc/

Making up a post in your head, soyquoting it, then proceeding to soy duel yourself over it: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4536079

Posting sneed: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3297424/
And maybe there are certain advanced techniques still that elude me. The intricacies regarding the art of soyquoting and soy dueling is something no casual observer can ever truly comprehend when it’s done by those with immense mastery, so to go any more into specifics with mere words would simply be a pointless endeavor.

Moving on from this enormous topic that I just lightly scratched, and in in no way did proper justice, I will now describe certain detritus regarding the reactions made on Kway regarding the establishment of Soyjak’s prominence.

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Many have forgotten, most have never even heard of it. This is the proto-femjak birthed by a mod, molded on that troon infested hub, [esfores], in the year 2019, and eventually forced onto Kway in 2020. Looking back, it was rather quaint, and it allowed the proliferation of the Big Larry chudjak variant, which is what eventually led to the acceptance of the chud in chud spaces. This, and ENA (the proto-Ongezellig), were the dominant vectors of which the moderation team tried to exert influence during early soyjak rule over kway.

The proof of a mod being the one forcing this meme, especially on Kway, is very easy to prove, since they stickied an enbie thread and made several tellings posts regarding Enbie in general: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3664909/

This act is probably the most direct proof of that time of the clear disdain the 4trans moderation had towards soyjakkers and Kway itself. Enbie spam was the first and biggest reason that contributed to the raids on [esfores] in later years.

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In about December of 2020, holotrannies from the recently created Veetee board starting spamming the shark girl on kway. This would be another instance of mod protected spam.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3738757/

This was partially what incited Annoying Orange posting on Veetee as a way to make obsessed weebs seethe by bursting their tranime bubble. Outside of the spam, there was never really much to it, just another indication of the wicked forces of darkness constantly trying to assault Kway.

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Around 2019, during the outbreak of scuffles on Kway, headed by a weab avatarfagging with Satania, the soyjakkers would occasionally interject to soyquote scathing walls of text, typically posted by the weabs. The pedoweabs of kissu.moe liked to refer to anyone on Kway they didn’t like as teens, or teenbros, which is a trend that goes back many years before any soyjaks were ever posted on Kway, which only emphasizes how old and decrepit weabs are. After Soyjak spammers established dominion over Kway, the term morphed into Soyteen as a reaction to them, and this was the term that stuck.

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https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3418094/

In my recollections, I partially fueled this, since when I saw and became aware of thoughquoting and the thoughjak, I more deliberately added though to the end of my sentences to prompt thoughquoting. But I wasn’t the only one to do this, since saying though at the end of a sentence is grammatically correct though. This then gradually warped into all manners of vernacular that is collectively referred to as “soyspeak”. It started with someone, who I think was claimed to be Mexican, making fun of people on Kway for using the word though at the end of their sentences (even doe using though at the end of a sentence is grammatically correct thoughbiet). He would bring attention to this by soyquoting the though of a post with an edit of photo negative soyjaks, with a lens flare around their eyes. In Soysylum threads, the interjection of the Thoughposter into discourse was seen as a supernatural entity reacting to ritualistic uses of a seemingly benign word.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1almXTSqOY

Lee Goldson is a semi-mythological figure, and was one of the most powerful 4chan posters to ever exist. He waged a righteous, yet extremely autistic, crusade against the shows My Little Pony and Barney.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/970030/

During the middle to late years of the 2010’s, it didn’t matter which board it was, if an image of a character from My Little Pony was posted outside of Emelpee, Lee would be there to counter its corrosive influence, often to the bewilderment and gradual amusement to every observer. Over the years, the intense struggle with which Lee took his cause was known to just about every 4chan regular, who either thought he was an extremely funny autistic phenomena, or was an evil gremlin terrified of his autistic powers. His famous image (bronies, this is your mindset), being the most reposted image in all of 4chan several times over.

How, why, and to what extent Lee Goldson originally interacted with kway is a mystery that not even I’m fully sure of. Such a thing can only be explained by Lee himself. What I do know, however, is that during the aftermath of the open war between the We*b Mafia and the frogposters on Kway, when soyjakking culture began rapidly developing, the esoteric art of Leebaiting was also being developed on Kway, and refined in such a strange way. But with it, a Lee did follow, but maybe not the Lee that was before.

They appear in the pupils (https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/they%20appear%20in%20the%20pupils/)

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Near the end of Kways existence, most posters did agree and discuss that, in some way, the person making posts that appear to be what is observed to be Lee, were not actually Lee, but someone pretending to be Lee, a Leelarper so to speak. Such ideas have already existed for years, even back in 2018; I have light recollections of discussions on different boards asserting such a claim. But it simply could not be understated how much influence Lee Goldson, or at least the concept of him, and his arch enemies, or at least the idea of an enemy, had over Kway during its golden age. Personally, I believe this theory of a Lee impostor to be true, and I consider this thread in 2020 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3309564/) to be the biggest example. The dialogue seemed very rehearsed, since the real Lee would have most definitely deleted his own post if that was really him. And before you fags start implying, it also doesn’t even make sense to begin with, considering how seemingly organized Lee was. To have coom material in a barneyfag folder for a misclick like that to even occur doesn’t make much sense considering his character, despite how comical it’s obviously supposed to come across.


https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4990215/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4838663/

The reasoning for why someone would impersonate Lee is a seemingly insane and nonsensical mode of expression. When one actually considers it, and actually researches the possibility, one stumbles into a most bizarre operandi. Lee did what he did for a moral statement, and despite how absurd and humorous his spam was, their was a genuine conviction, an air of sincerity to it that gave it character. An unbannable super autist spamming death threats at people posting pictures of cartoon ponies on an anonymous imageboard was novel, it was unique. For uniqueness to die, someone had to make it typical, mundane. Kway was the testing grounds for this advanced experiment, and the results were of a nature stranger than the individual components that make it up.


I will clarify that I have seen occasional Lee moments that seem like genuine Lee behavior up to 2019, but I believe that also exists in conjunction with already active impersonators filling in for an increasingly less active Lee. 2020 is when I find Leelike activity dubious. Ultimately, the veracity of Lee’s real involvement with Kway will always be up to heavy speculation unless he comes forward to give his personal account, but I doubt that would happen, since the identity between Kway and Lee are inseparable. I also doubt he would do it because of documents like this, where I have this whole section dedicated to him, and if you scroll down the page far enough, I have a section exposing a satanic pedophile cult and members of government.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5000000/

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https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4094907/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2865698/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4250456/

People who bait Lee, or the person who prompts a Lee impersonator, make up the cast of what is known as Leebaiters, people that seemingly likewise achieved an unbannable state of being, and posted in idealogical opposition to Lee. It should be noted though that several of these names were used by the real Lee for years before the Kway saga occurred, so these names weren’t constructed to rebrand barneyfagging. As stated in the previous section, people were becoming more aware of the possibility that the ones supposedly baiting Lee, and who is percieved as Lee himself, might be an organized and rehearsed cyber stageplay. This then leads into the question of why one, or even more baffling, a group of seperate individuals, do this act, and to such an extreme as what was occuring on Kway after the defeat of the We*b Mafia and the recognized and sovereign rule of soyjak spamming retards to spam a question and answers board that hardly anyone used or even knew about. After such an obvious observation was made, the conclusion of why becomes rather obvious: the mods were involved in Leebaiting (Jay Irwin’s Taykay company=TK47). This was most evident by the ways the moderation have fought and oppressed Kway users over the years, and injecting niggercoal, like Enbie, onto the catalog as a way of demoralizing the userbase. Any form of disruption towards the “undesirable class” as I’ll call it, was seen as a positive by them.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1273650/


I would consider the act of Leebaiting to overlap significantly with the We*b Mafia, especially as the years progressed, with a couple onlookers so amused by how nonsensical it was getting, they save the most humourous OC from it as a form of endearment. For both the Leebaiter and Lee to be one, would mean that all posting was orchestrated beforehand by a shadowy cabal. Such actions have been used before with the We*b Mafia, who used the off-site dens of kissu and ota-ch to plot against Kway. This insinuated the continuation of a guerilla war on Kway, done possibly by remnants of the We*b Mafia, and highly likely supported by members of the 4chan moderation staff. This meant that the rapid development of culture on Kway was seen as an active threat to their tyranny. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5116245/

While not pertaining to Leebaiting specifically, this activity of impersonation would be a common tactic of the We*b Mafia in later years as they continued trying to subvert Kway. They could masquerade as any group, even the ones they considered mortal enemies. An example of this style of attack would be a thread like: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4380752/

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https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3723681/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3353835/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3356331/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4382129

At the turn of the decade, the Shadow Government made up an imaginary disease and tried to force everyone to get a vaccine against something that doesn’t exist that would turn them gay, retarded, sterile and implanted nano-cameras with GPS functions so that the NSA track their every move, furthering their plan to enact white genocide. Luckily, intelligent and intrepid Pol users and soyjak spammers would catch on quickly to this satanic plot.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5276160/

With the plandemic and everything with it, mask mandates, social distancing, and vaccines, Quack doctors and sociopathic nurses were being funded by the Shadow Government to demoralize the populace, and with that came an incredible surge in soy activity in the real world, allowing its mirror to materialize through its shadow vector, soyjaks. This sparked a revival, a renaissance, it utterly reinvigorated soyposting development, allowing it to continue triggering Soyboys for years to come. All because as a matter of fact, Soyboys are Science™ worshipping cucks that pay for car insurance, have hot sauce and funko pop collections, believe in evolution, wear face muzzles, watch atmospheric slow-burns, and get vaccines that make them even gayer and retardeder.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/wear%20the%20mask/

During this time it seems almost as if the correlation between soy activity and soyjak spam seems to be almost 1 to 1 during this time, mimicking it, as a shadow does. I often time ruminated on the properties behind such machinations. But what happens when the shadow becomes so energetic, superseding its progenitor, that it begins to move by itself, animated independently from the subject it was originally imitating?

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3640761/

Later that year, Brandon would usurp God Emperorship from the Tangerine Tyrant, as decreed by the Council Occuria, issuing in total globohomo lockdown. But maybe because of that, Kway advanced further still, to a state even more powerful than before.

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https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3484141/


https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3755339/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3754173/

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/128628803

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3780662/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3570832

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4276556/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3362247/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3801053/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3558243/

https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/205524889

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3459553/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3661274/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4343542/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3772730/


https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4983018/#4983018

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4834584/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4199151/

As a result of the pushback against the satanic forced mask mandate and the nano-chip/sterilization vaccination campaign, Soyposting, and therefore Kway itself, entered a golden era of untold prosperity. Kway culture came to represent the antipode to modern 4chan. When it comes to a time like this, there is so much to say that it becomes almost blinding to extract it all into a coherent account. So much happened through Kway, and much of it was exerted on other boards. As Kway was ascending to be a place far above the degenerated squabbles that constituted the site of 4trans, Kway was unique and strong. Such a period has likely already been well documented, so I won’t put down much on what occurred during this time, but I will share some more abstract facets that I find important

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4444444/

When it comes to fully documenting Kway culture, it’s in all honestly too vast and advanced to contain in one single account, much less someone like me to do it gracefully. As an example, how would I fit in the existence of the Yeji general, and the reasoning for why it moved from Mew to Kway, and the ramifications it had on greater Kway culture? Where does one even begin in explaining a random Kpop idol’s fanbase being connected to soyjaks simply by the virtue of them sharing a board that shouldn’t have even still existed?

At some point in 2020, on a day I can’t really recall, on a time that does matter, while observing Kway threads that didn’t particularly stand out; the same Soyjak spam, frog spam, Toehoe spam, Leebait spam, Enbie spam, and recently Vtuber spam. Then, a powerful, life altering sensation came over me. I began questioning things I just accepted at a certain point. My mind emptied; I unlearned everything I thought I knew as I entered a state of abject confusion. Then the fog came in; I was in the realm of the fae folk, the elemental spirits, and the animal spirits.

At some point I became apathetic to these theories and long winded and cringe arguments by dysgenic freaks. The more they wrote, the more green the page would be when I would soyquote it.

And then there’s the case of Ongezellig. Most people already know about it and the connection ot soyjaks; it was a cancer that stuck around, but few remember its prototype, ENA, spammed in the same way by the same people before Ongezellig took its place. Both were Israel funded queerslop for grooming goys into ingesting estrogen through products such as Soylent. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4879540/

NAS is what reality should be, IAS is what reality is. The truth is things like tranime, furslop, and pornography are IAS, because by their nature, they are soy, and are attributes of the Soyjak. Everything that is soy accumulates and melds into the conceptual vortex of IAS, creating a mirror of the subject that is being mocked. If all things soy vanished, then the Soyjak would have no meaning behind it, and vanish with it. I have given much contemplation to this over the years, and I still haven’t found a way to rectify this paradox.

Now when it comes to Markiplier, that one is straightforward, since one of the most popular soyjak variants was based on a photo of Markiplier:

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3411333/

This is why when Soyteens engage in raids, they claim they’re from r/markiplier.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4476988/

As for the tranime side of things, Chino became a popular tranime loli to edit into soyjak images; often times mistaken for Cirno from Touhou, or Chika from that other tranime I can’t be bothered to remember the name of.

I could go on and on with explaining details like this, but I need to move on eventually. I can at least share some of the more advanced Soy lore that became forgotten with time.

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The Asylum was a fictional setting that certain mentally ill and overly invested Kway ‘jakkers made up to place certain ‘jaks in to explore certain themes about schizophrenia, government authority, and the role of modern Science™ as mass scale cult indoctrination, subverting reality. This setting of course required asylum patients and doctors/caretakers to be made. The schizo markiplier was the first to be introduced on the patient side, and then other schizofied Soyjaks, and Dr. Soyberg being the dominant doctor character. This development was a cornerstone of Soyjak cultural development post Covid lockdown, as a response to the Galactic Confederation showing their hand in creating a sterilized slave caste made up of vaxxed goy cattle that eat bugs and watch Marvel movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E891xB9uiIA

Computer god computerized brainthinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine removal of most of the frontal comman-lob of the brain – gradually during lifetime and overnight in all insane asylums (after computer god Kosher-Bosher one month probation period)

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Chud is a word that has probably one of the most intriguing etymologies out of all words in the English language, probably up there with nigger. As an insult, people have theorized that it was originally a slur designated towards Finnish people. The oldest noted usage in modern English is the already well established name of a movie released in 1984, C.H.U.D, in which it is used as an acryonm for Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. The second noted time chud is used is in another film, Donnie Darko, released in 2001, in which Donnie calls the motivational speaker guy a “stupid fucking chud”. I only found this out because I was watching Donnie Darko for the first time in early 2024, and the second I heard it, I immediately tensed up, rewinded, heard it said again, and then subsequently lost my shit. On Teevee, there was a frequently cited film critic site called chud.com, in which a group of guys who called themselves chuds reviewed movies. This eventually led to people on Teevee using chud as a word to associate with this film critic group. In 2017 onwards, chud would be used by fans of the podcast group Chapo Traphouse, which was a group comprised of two Jewish communists and an obese Turk. Fans of this group, who typically made up the /leftypol/ board on 8chan, would sporatically call Pol posters chuds. Chud is also used to refer to a log of shit, like the kind Andy Sixx makes. In 2014, Lee Goldson himself called barneyfag a chud

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/38973684/#38973815

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/68549/#69070

5 years before /leftypol/ spammed it on Teevee. Ultimately its meaning is amorphous, and exists in the realm of a vague slur. The characteristics which would bring the word to mind are oddly widely applicable. The shitstorm around the usage of chud during 2020, as a term adjacent with incel, was so forced, but also just humorous enough that it stuck into common imageboard vernacular, where it is now an accepted slur in English.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/30626637/#30630316 (chud being used as an insult)

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/24282604/#24284635 (chud being used as an insult, December 16, 2013)

So in summary, my knowledge of known uses goes from: C.H.U.D (1984) → film critic blog chud.com (1998) → Donnie Darko (2001) → Lee Goldson (2014) → /leftypol/ spam (2020)

The drawn caricature of the chud is a likeness of Patrick Crusius, which had an earlier version originally posted on Kohlchan with the text “le Kohl face” and “le /pol/ face”, where it would occasionally be posted on 4chan. Only after a whole year did the term chud get associated with it, before that, it was simply called “ le /pol/ face” or “le Kohl face”.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/123025549/#123025826 (old instance of a /pol/ face)

The side profile version however, I consider to be made by /leftypol/ itself as a part of raids on Pol, Teevee, and Kway.

https://archive.md/WAj2B

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oldGOD here, i remember finding out about /qa/ because of the commie spam on /pol/ and because jannies kept moving meta-threads there

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https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3277303/

While Know Your Meme was generally regarded as a reddit-lite, another tendril for Mossad, for much of the 2010’s. Indications, such as filenames, that a poster used the site was, and rightfully so, met with mockery. The explosion of soyjaks, in conjunction with the organization potential of soyposters on Kway, allowed a special interaction to occur that likely couldn’t have happened before or after that frame of time.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3455754/

While on Kway specifically, for all its history, all instances of KYM filenames, along with historical revisionism, were heavily pushed against. Historical accounts, especially those online, are quite narrow minded, even this one, per-say. Sites such as the Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Know Your Meme, were “hubs” of “internet history”. The people that ran these sites though, and the people that published the articles, were often times known to have heavily slanted views, and a propensity to omit certain major details. A part of this could be because the author was absent from the events being told, making it a 2nd hand account, and this would be further exemplified by the bias in presenting the history, which can lean into bizarre political propagandizing. Their Israel funded meme history is shallow, vacuous, insipid, and insincere. All of these qualities, if you remember, are the qualities that make up a soyboy. That makes the nature of why Soyjak spammers would harass a site like Know Your Meme, make perfect sense. Know Your Meme was filled with weak, weasly, disgusting little kike slave critters, while soyjak spammers were strong, brilliant, and cunning; they were fighting and winning against the most oppressive and far left censorship known to man, the 4cuck moderation staff, a site like KYM was seen as a backwater in comparison. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3459189/

In all actuality, this was much less a war, and more an exertion of dominance over a vastly weaker, morally corrupt force that haughtily proclaims itself an authority. This massive success for /qa/nons against KYM was simply a matter of course, a reflection of the growing raiding culture that was rapidly developing on Kway. Often times, threads would occasionally be made solely to advertise raids on other boards or sites, which was a practice the moderation staff didn’t like to say the least. This culminated in near constant raiding on at least one board at any given time by at least one person, and several famous large scale cross-board raids, such as the one on [esfores]:

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4452601/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4452640/

and the legendary moment that ended kway, the Lgbt raid.

Though these raids were either in self defense against the forces of evil, or to make a moral point, of course, this behavior increased the animosity of the We*b Mafia, who began organizing again on Jaypee, ota-ch, and kissu to destroy Kway once and for all, and with it, love, beauty, truth, and justice.

It came to be, in January of 2021, after many years of cultivating my shitposting etiquette, and refining my trolling insticts, I ascended into an unbannable state of being, able to evade permabans, rangebans, hashbans, and systembans without registering that they even occurred. I was already quite the hooligan already, but at that point I was a full blown hoodlum. I would then use this unimaginable power to make some of the lowest quality posts possible on the Television and Film board.

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>>15349708
On other sites too thats just one archive

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well besides archived.moe and 4archive.org we don't have a lot

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Old stonetoss

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On the sixth of June, 2021, Cobson, originally known as Jacobson, was birthed into existence. Revealed on both the Sharty and Kway, but my memory fails me on which one was first, since I barely gave much attention to the Sharty, since it’s a datamining site. Cobson was the cob on the corn; a gem without peer.

It was apparent to all that Cobson was a glistening gem of the highest grade, which is why to no surprise, when the Satanic pedophile elite saw such a sublime specimen, in their anger they did as they can only do: imitate and corrupt. They gathered up the most vantablak brimestone straight from the depths of Niggerhell itself, and molded it into a warped facsimile. This derivative digital doppelganger became known as Spadeson, the most forced coal ever spammed in Kway history. This was in hindsight another of the many signs of what was to come, which was the deletion of Kway. The intent was clear rather early, to psyop Cobson into being viewed as either; 1: a slut for B(T, in reality)BP, or 2: coal. Of course, it was pretty obvious what was happening, so even after the immense effort that went into such a campaign, and an unnaturally large amount of vantablak Spadeson edits being generated seemingly out of thin air in a suspiciously short amount of time, Cobson’s innate gemness outshone the attempts of the We*b Mafia, the CIA, the tranny discord, Mossad, and the jannies, thwarting their combined pitiful attempt at destroying a gem. And spreading the most slanderous claims about Cobson, such as saying: “HWABASFB(T, in reality)BP”, which is completely unfounded and lacks any peer reviewed credibility.

However, one might argue, as I have seen proclaimed, that Cobson, falling under IAS, is a Soyboy, and therefore loves eating bugs, drinking Soylent, believing Science™ and all the other pozzed things of this world; that Spadeson is therefore the natural by-product it existing, creating a contradiction in character..

In the last period of Kway’s existence, its culture had rapidly advanced to such a state that the rest of the internet was at least a decade behind it. Specifically, Leebaiting and Leeposting has become ritualized to a potent degree at that point, which was likely a premonition. All of Kway itself a ceremonial ground for refining potent jewjew. It is no exaggeration to say that Kway was churning a memetic potion with the power to alter reality itself. Many times, if a thread got a certain number of replies, images and posts with seemingly zero relevance to the topic would be made. Regardless of the intent, whether done out of butthurt, or for comedic purposes, this typically signalled the end of lower level dialectics in the thread, and initiated the transfer of discussion to a more abstract form which facilitated the rapid growth of culture that kway experience. Though nowadays I consider no site, not even the modern Sharty, to hold that state of culture, likely done on purpose, so I consider the death of Kway to be a cultural regression, but that of course was the intent behind those that did so. All manner of irrelevant memes were created, either naturally or artificially, and in the mix of contributions, a smorgasbord of both sides of the spectrum became lost with Kway vanishing, too many to even bother counting; they were born on Kway, and then died on Kway, never venturing forth out of that board, unless brought along in raids elsewhere.

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Horrid We*b Mafia spam like Ongezellig, spadeson, chudjak, Hazbin Hotel, and the new wave of Leebait were from this O7 groups, protected by the moderation as always.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4093003/

With all these raids going out, they likewise invited all sorts of raids during the years of 2020 and 2021, like the We*b Mafia raids I mentioned earlier, and also the /leftypol/ raids, which were heavily focused on Teevee.

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George Droyd is the rebuilding of notorious pregnant woman robber and counterfeit $20 holder, George Floyd, who died of a fent overdose with a knee on his neck in March of 2020, shortly after the NWO plandemic was forced onto the populace. The origins of George Droyd comes from an edit from Vee of a death screen from the 2021 tranny game, Cruelty Squad, in which was wrote: “Divine breath severed; you are a flesh automaton animated by fentanyl”. This being the genesis of the concept of a fent reactor.

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I don’t really have much to say on this, other than: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4492217/

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running concurrent to the ending of Kway, almost like a signal, the We*b Mafia began strange and aggressive raids on Kway, forcing the most vantablak brimstone you could imagine. It was identified to actually come from Jaypee itself, and not the spinoffs

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5071528/#5073153 (prophetic)

https://warosu.org/jp/thread/36593948#p36595929

Which is curious considering what would happen just a couple months later.

https://https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/hi%20%2Fqa%2F/desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5203690/

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5207747

Horrid We*b Mafia spam like Ongezellig, spadeson, chudjak, Hazbin Hotel, and the new wave of Leebait were from this O7 groups, protected by the moderation as always.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4093003/

With all these raids going out, they likewise invited all sorts of raids during the years of 2020 and 2021, like the We*b Mafia raids I mentioned earlier, and also the /leftypol/ raids, which were heavily focused on Teevee.

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Old stonetoss

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https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5071528/#5073153
It was the tail end of 2020, the satan worshipping pedophile elite have fully lost their stranglehold over Kway, and as a consequence, Soyjak spamming teenagers had the freedom to challenge their evil dominion over humanity. This realization on their end began the birth of a malevolent plan sporadically proclaimed by schizophrenics in deleted or buried threads. The ball was in their court, they were planning a retaliation to stabalize what was once an overlooked and forgotten board on a tranime website. This was the prophecy of the end of Kway, known as Operation Clean Stable.

It began as a lone schizophrenic claiming that Lee, or the person impersonating Lee, was in a secret agreement with the moderation staff with the intent of foiling the soyjak spammers, and restore their corrupted dominion over Kway. This was originally derided as nonsensical schizobabble, mostly due to the prevailing, yet highly controversial theory at that time, that the real Lee no longer posted, and whoever was mimicking his posts was also the one posting the Leebait. Over the year, right up until the deletion of kway, individuals made inquiries into this concept of Operation Clean Stable, and what was uncovered far exceeded what was originally claimed. This revelatory aspect of Operation Clean Stable will be detailed in my Aftermath section, due to its extreme nature.

There was an adept pedoweab schizomancer that haunted Kway since 2017, who conjured up a powerful curse over Kway. He was sent to take over Kway by the command of his evil masters, who are known to shapeshift, fabricate elections, hoard gold, control Hollywood, control the banks, and poison the tap water. Though weabs would never conquer Kway, they would inflict the most depraved afflictions over the denizens of that board; through the production and proliferation of spinoff sites, producing the most vantablak brimestome conceivable, subverting all that is good and just through constant falseflagging, and by enacting Operation Clean Stable, they could hold Kway hostage, and the Illuminated Masters would have one less group resisting their oppressive rule over mankind.

The ending of kway came on November 3rd, 2021, when a small band of posters spontaneously decided to raid Lgbt. Lgbt was the antithesis of everything good and just, and was arguably the most soy board on 4trans, since soy and HRT is connected to making people pledge allegiance to Israel, eat bugs, get vaccines, and believe in Science™. Moot, the Jewish cuck-a-duck, made it because of Dark State influence. As a result, Lgbt was the most heavily protected board on all of 4cuck, even more than Jaypee, the We*b Mafia motherboard itself. Lgbt was antipode to everything Kway was, and the zenith for everything 4trans was warping itself into.

It happened after I went to bed, but evidence shows the entire catalog was flooded with troonjaks, and apparently remained that way for several hours, an incredibly impressive feat for a board with a userbase as large and protected as Lgbt. This raid has caused one confirmed death by suicide to a janitor. This act of raw passion, of great spectacle, of pure defiance, caused a seethe of such exceeding malice from the moderation team, that later that morning, all threads besides the sticky and the approved gossip thread were deleted, and the board of Kway was placed under permanent lock. No news of this decision was publicized and no declaration of grievances were given. Like that, the voices of the free were silenced, and the dark shadow of tyranny reigned unopposed over 4chan. The prophecy of Operation Clean Stables was fully realized.

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https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/162180879/

It was the end of July, 2021 I believe, and I must have originally saw the hanging troonjak within the first day, or at least week that it was created and posted on Kway. I was a bit late on the draw, but after another week or two, I diverted my attention to goings on in Kway to spam the ones I saw and saved on Teevee. I was doing this with such fervor up to and a little after Kway itself got deleted. I don’t really remember much of it though, it was like I was in a trance-like haze, I got so into it. I was unbannable at that time of course; I could create new threads in under a minute, each from a different IP. At some point I created ACKposting, which I do remember was originally URK!, since that caused someone to post Steve Urkel from Family Matters. ACKquoting was equally as humurous, since one of the first times I attempted it, someone pointed out that “it makes no sense for someone to commit suicide mid-sentence”. After realizing the comedic absurdity of this observation, I kept doing it, and it became a part of soyquoting.

I will admit however that there was likely a subconcious influence in using ACK; Leebaiters and weabs on Kway would occasionally refer to a user named ACK. ACK/Sean was a boogeyman poster, similar to Barry or ACfag, that was “attacking” a tripfag that went by Akemi. ACK apparently posted on You, the yuri board, Ayy, and was a frequent poster in the Genshin Impact generals on Veegee. I’m rather dubious to this overall narrative though since I only found this out by digging through the archives, and the claims of Sean somehow rivaling Lee in power is too far fetched to take seriously, leading me to consider him a semi-fictious boogeyman. https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/102530668/#102567087

Either way, after all that shitposting, and the reality of Kway being deleted, I stopped really caring about Teevee because discussion was rapidly declining in quality due to the /leftypol/ raids, no one was making new memes, and paid shills were most of the board at that point. All of those points could be said about all of 4chan after the deletion of Kway.

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5047714/

There is so much regarding the history of Kway that I could likely write double, maybe even triple of what has already been written, filling in all sorts of small yet delightful details. However, this project is somewhat time sensitive, and I am already rather behind. I feel satisfied with this much of the compiled history, so I will leave it at that. With that said, I will now move on to describe how Kway became locked, and the events that precipitated it.

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In late 2021, Kway was rapidly accelerating in usage, and users of Kway were rapidly gaining more and more power as they refined the techniques of Soyjak spam. Culturally, it was already at least a decade ahead of anywhere else on the Internet. A master makes work look like play, and rides auspicious mist; ascending, he vanishes beyond sight. Such prosperity and success in such a short span of time did cause a lot of anxiousness in the user base, theorizing of a possible counterattack from the moderation staff, to reassert their wicked grasp over 4chan, and further the plans of their maleficent masters. This would eventually culminate into an event that was prophesied a year earlier.

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>>15349761
Why did /qa/ dislike trannies that badly? o algo

 15349784[Quote]>>15349795>>15349799

okay I'm basically done importing it all, it goes onto about 8chan and pediverse which has nothing to do with old/qa/

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i remember making this 'toss around the time of operation clean stable

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>>15349784
Where was this all from

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>>15349784
This one's geggy though

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>>15349795
another wiki, if you know you know

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>>15349775
they were heavily favored by the administration and were known corders and groomers, also spammed the site heavily with tranny shit, look up the Reiko situation on /r9k/ thats were the tranny hatred started

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>>15348335 (OP)
>>15349775
cus they are the ultimate soy boys and their philosophy is degenerate and fallacious

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>>15349800
A very snca one

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>>15349814
dramtica or the hella unknown 4cuck one

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>>15349775
There were called weebs not trannies back in /qa/

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>>15349790
>actual /qa/ ‘jakker

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>>15349823
A knock off soyjak wiki

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>>15349832
The one with the snca science lover as logo?

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>>15349823
neither of those, its a non-hostile splinter of the 'ki. Your allowed to be in it I'm just a bit worried about linking it cause quote era cracks down on it so I imported it.

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>>15349836
Yeah it's a dnb

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>>15349848
negated

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>>15349848
>>15349836
But it doesn't mean were not actual/qa/ posters that got a copypasta from a wiki

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>>15349852
It's an autosage

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>>15349856
this thread has been autosaged?

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>>15349859
No it's an script made by the owner that sages the thread

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>>15349868
A nameroll one

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what's going on is there a real /qa/ oldgod here or am i tripping

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who remembers the battle of the ridge?

or when that one guy kept spamming "im not a killer, but don't push me!" i actually died laughing at that thread.

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>>15349872
yeah it's me lol i have images from summer '21 only though cuz my old meme folder got lost in a crash

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Which type of soyquote was the most common on /qa/?
>Marvel
>Nintendo
>Reddit
>Cuckoldry
>Covid

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epic thread

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>>15349878
It was forced and got boring fast

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>>15349911
Nintendo was common on /tv/ because of the anal cock vore on soyjaks with Mario hats on them

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>>15349923
I'm not even lieing

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OldBVLLS Debunk common misconceptions about /qa/

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>>15349914
personally i found it funny because there was always one schizo who would keep mass replying anyone who posted fruitjak images

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>>>15349914 (You)
>personally i found it funny because there was always one schizo who would keep mass replying anyone who posted fruitjak images

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>>>>15349914 (You)
>>personally i found it funny because there was always one schizo who would keep mass replying anyone who posted fruitjak images

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>>15349808
>>15349810
Pretty much. They're like soyboys on crack. Turbofaggot consumer religion retards.

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Old stonetoss

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Sneed invasion

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Who is this retard?

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Buzz buzz

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Who wins

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>>15350031
Just approve the image

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Lol cow sneed

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>>15350011
I forgot about that one. I've spoken to the mods on IRC on many occasions about 10 or so years ago. 4chan moderation is unironically, genuinely, literally, actually so mentally mentally disabled that they should all be institutionalized to keep themselves from doing harm to themselves and society at large. They obviously don't have any caretakers helping them, and they need help badly.

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>>>>>15349914 (You)
>>>personally i found it funny because there was always one schizo who would keep mass replying anyone who posted fruitjak images

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>>15349790
my ancestor :)

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>>>>>15349914 (You)
>>>personally i found it funny because there was always one schizo who would keep mass replying anyone who posted fruitjak image

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>>>>>>15349914 (You)
>>>>personally i found it funny because there was always one schizo who would keep mass replying anyone who posted fruitjak image

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>ITT: We study pre-/qa/ soyjak culture (December 30 2017 - April 11 2020) which is sadly not that documented on the wiki.
>Discuss, study and ask questions on the origin of certain stuff.

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>>15348483
Biggest gigachad of all time

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>>15348565
This is incorrect. Soyjak spam existed prior with a few posters posting 'jaks from /int/. See this screenshot.

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i wonder what the first known instance of a soyposter being banned for the mere crime of posting a 'jak (without breaking any other 4cuck rules) is?

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Gemmiest thread of all time.

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>>15354776
yesterday

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You know it's shocking how different we've become from old/qa/. though

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old /qa/ gemmies

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>>15356944
I think we've come a little bit closer to /qa/ during february though

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>>15356944
keep talking Lzzzzeeezzzzezzzzzz

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>>15356949
Yeah the NAS being allowed. Do you think Quote is trying to emulate /qa/?

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>>15356958
it's also to better refine IAS culture and get out of purity spiral, this was the best decision along with making 'arty 18+

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bump

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This thread is still alive??

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>>ITT: We study pre-/qa/ soyjak culture (December 30 2017 - April 11 2020) which is sadly not that documented on the wiki.
>>Discuss, study and ask questions on the origin of certain stuff.

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Make a wiki article I suppose

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>>15358377
Pretty gemmy if you ask me

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Up. Got any questions



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