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This is the news page for our society, where we will share news that is possibly related to the society, but more probably not. We already have several images here, with captions giving a glimpse to Dundee's lost history that the mainstream media refuse to cover, for what reason, one can only guess at. Perhaps they are scared of Dundee... We also attribute any mal-formation of this web-site on mobile to their attempts at subversion, and advice than any intrepid truth-seeker to view this web-site on a computer for maximum telepathic energy transfer (and the best experience, if you really are that).
A Touch of Poetry and Refinement.
Head thy lover's warning,
And go not in thy arms,
Instead turn thouself northward,
And look upon Dundee,
A vision of this city,
Where sinners cease to be.
Combined now in a frenzy,
Without a hedonist's charms,
Beholden to the true Gods,
And not my fickle charms.
- the Demiurge writting about Dundee
Song of the week starting 23rd February 2026, The Divine Comedy - A Lady of a Certain Age.
As the unstoppable march of time continues, why not listen to a song about ageing. You may be a university student now, but soon you'll be a pensioner, and when you are, you will regret never joining the Dundee Football Club Society. So join now to avoid that.
Song of the week 16th February 2026, The Auteurs - Lenny Valentino.
I'm sure Rudolph Valentino would support Dundee FC if he had ever visited. If, after a long day of intense exercise, you listen to this song backwards, at zero volume, in a dark room, in Dundee, at 3am, you might fall asleep from exhaustion, however this is unconfirmed pending further testing.
Song of the week 9th February 2026, John Foxx - Endlessly.
Despite the fact the lyric "Voice behind me says 'Go on'" is followed by "So I go on towards her endlessly", the "her" here does not in fact refer to an (unlucky) beloved, but actually to the personification of Dundee Football Club Society, and you should indeed go on towards her (rather strange writing that).
17/02/26: Breaking news, reports come in that majority of Dundee residents are carrying on with their days as normal.
This incredible achievement shows the remarkable fortitude of character possessed by these valiant and honourable pinnacles of humanity. This is in spite of, and despite of, and provides welcome respite from, repeated slanderous attempts at discrediting the city by national outlets such as the Daily Mail and Weekly Snail (otherwise known as the Mail on Sunday). Also implicated was The Observer, The Spectator, and even the American reality TV program 'The View'.
Groundbreaking research reveals Dundee existed in the past as well as the present, and is likely to continue to exist in the future. Historians stunned, Dundonians vindicated.
A blast from the past.
The first time that football was ever played in Dundee is far earlier than previous archaeologists believed. New evidence shows the remains of footballs found in Dundee dating back to at least 3000BC. Basic football pitches were found from this time too, although football appears to have fallen out of the Dundonian's memory until it was reintroduced, through divine favour, by the visit of Hatshepsut in 1479BC, who first established our noble football club. She is said to have also in the process built the first ever modern football stadium.
Dundee is well famed for its long bridge over the Tay. Poet & prophet William McGonagall wrote a widely-praised poem about it. It is said that many ley-lines converge here; and the centre has been said to [REDACTED BY MI5].
A mysterious appearance.
Deep in the depths of Tentsmuir Forest, across the water from Dundee, a creature lived. This damnable and pitiful beast crawled through the woods on its hands and knees, unable to stand. Then, one day, it crawled out and saw the glory across the water from it, the great city of Dundee, its splendour rivaling Constantinople at its height. Despite making its best attempt to cross the water and reach the city, it failed at the last moment. Take this as a lesson: not all living beings are lucky enough to be physically capable of reaching Dundee and marvelling at it in person.
Rare image reveals what Dundee was like before Dundee FC came into existance; a truly terrifying thought. It is said that the harbour is home to the vicious man-eating catfish of Dundee.
The launch of the Dundee Football Club Society web-site.
They say on this day of the web-site's founding, a star never before seen crossed the skies was sighted at Dundee, moving quickly across the sky. Sceptics pointed out that this was in fact a plane, but we shall not let them shake our faith. A society representative said: "Who would have thought that the Dundee Football Club Society was so cosmologicaly significant?". This question remains unanswered, perhaps due to the profound implications to the fields of moral philosophy and astrophysics the answers would have. Subsequently, many members of the society went missing under suspicious circumstances.