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holy shit this site is a dnb it's not even funny anymore
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How can i talk to quote? Im interested in buying the site.
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Guys the quads go get them
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QUOTE, ADD SOYJAK PARTY ACCOUNTS AND REPLACE SAGE AND BUMO WITH UPVOTE AND DOWNVOTE. ADD POST KARMA AND AWARDS!!!
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>getting btfo'd and gooning to it
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does anybaldi have an ai video generator that can generate stuff similarly to the raisin featured in Everything's a Remix/Chicken Factory i wanna make good 'o
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thank you

I just listen to the same 8 tiktok looksmaxxing songs over and over again, besides that I listen to the songs everlong and karma police, I'm kind of like a personalityless psycho, can another youthful soul recommend me some music that will make me fit in, something kind of underground but still well known?
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what song are you listening to right now?!
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Mi28 is my favorite helicopter. It is menacing
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Nu' Giga
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nu 4cuck get

>/vp/ 59m get in 11 hours
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=vp&get=59000000&chan=4chan
stay tuned
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THIRY YEARS OF POKEMON

https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/58969506
Gem up the stream thread, but beware, global mods are online!
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Gooseworx, the creator of The Amazing Digital Circus just wiped her entire Reddit account. And the reason why is more disturbing than most people realize.
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What did "Stonetoss" mean by thi?
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Keep this thread up for a month and quote has to sell the site off
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>comic dub
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>Foidfriend found the stash of rare Floyds
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Cobblestone thread

Post Cobblestone gemmies
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Reapply with first, second, third, forth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth, sixteenth, seventeenth, eighteenth, nineteenth, twentieth and tales from Mumbai if pedo
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the sun is a planet
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>chickpea pancakes
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Jiren is weak
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>posting IAS even tho NAS allowed
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Back in the day, I went to the city to buy some weed. Got murdered. The end.
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TROJAN SOY - ROUND 3

https://soyjakwiki.org/Trojan_Soy#Round_3_2

(((sadly got some VPNs this time)))
TARGETED:
4chan's /b/ (wow how original)
Kohlchan
The Banty AKA Bantculture AKA Pedophile's Lair
This one imageboard I found on foobar2000

TOOLS (for datamining):
breach.vip
dox.soy
https://soyjakwiki.org/Swolesome.vip
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What are some thing you're surprisingly neutral about
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Thinking of making a browser extension that adds a like button to every post and sorts the catty by number of likes
How quickly do you think this would ruin the site?
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hello
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what the fuck happened to the thread 'oxxing that guy?
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itt you post images and I add neutralplier face to them
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>Be me, straight man
>I don't even need to finish the rest of the post, you already know it's a flaming homoerotic encounter
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>good morning!
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>tales_from_mumbai.mp4
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every food is gay and trans except for potatoes
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GEMMY VIDEOS THREAD
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ITT we soyquote the randomly generated video titles. Click refresh for more.
https://soyjakwiki.org/Template:Youtube
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itt we post pepe and buster videos
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>Your obsession is fucking abnormal.
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Rename this website to Soyjak Street and start calling this website "the streety"
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I make a thread, every other single image gets approved, the neutraljak I copy pasted from the catalog doesn't get approved wtf?
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A question regarding raising a child

I'm planning to get married and have a child, because I think it can bring me happiness. I also know that some parents forbid their children certain things, and some do the opposite. For example, my child might buy him GTA V, a vape, or even ask me to buy him snacks instead of fruit, and I let him have it all. Of course, you have to keep in mind that these are usually things that a child shouldn't overindulge in. Is it normal if I do everything he asks or is it not normal and he needs to set some restrictions?
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IF THIS THREAD GETS 1000 REPPEYS QUOTE HAS TO DELETE /a/(tranime board)
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Nu 'toss
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Anything interesting happening today?
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Azunyan!!!
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so we just don't approve media anymore? whats up with that?
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>le good
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why does /biz/ has more pph than /soy/
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if anyone wants to be freed from !!'G!! put this in tampermonkey
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Have you taken your Jardiance® (empagliflozin) tablets today?
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I genuinely feel bad for SLF here
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I made oc for the first time in 3 months and its this coal
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>Official Statement from H.S.H. Prince Albert II
>Principality of Monaco
>20 February 2026
<[MONACO SPACE]
>The Sovereign Prince has taken note with grave concern of the content disseminated on the website known as “soyjak.party”.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>This platform has repeatedly hosted and promoted material that is explicitly transphobic, dehumanising and intended to incite hatred and contempt toward transgender persons. Furthermore, users of the site have created and circulated racist edits depicting His Serene Highness as a black man in a derogatory and mocking manner, perpetuating harmful racial stereotypes. In addition, threads on the platform have openly discussed plans to “colonize” the Principality of Monaco, treating our sovereign nation as a target for online harassment and absurd fantasies of takeover.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Such content stands in direct contradiction to the values of respect, dignity, inclusion and sovereignty that the Principality of Monaco has long defended, both within our borders and in our international commitments.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>After consultation with the Department of the Interior, the Directorate of Digital Affairs and the relevant judicial authorities, His Serene Highness has decided as follows:
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Effective immediately, access to the domains soyjak.party, soyjak.st, and all associated websites, mirrors and proxies whose principal purpose is to replicate or continue the dissemination of its content is officially blocke* throughout the territory of the Principality of Monaco.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Internet service providers operating in Monaco are required to implement technical measures to prevent access to these addresses. Any attempt to circumvent these restrictions for the purpose of distributing prohibited hateful content may give rise to penal proceedings in accordance with Monegasque law.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>The Principality reaffirms its commitment to combat all forms of discrimination, racism, online hatred and threats to our national sovereignty, while preserving freedom of expression within the limits imposed by public order, the rights of others and human dignity.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Done at the Prince’s Palace, Monaco, this 20th day of February 2026.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Albert
>By the Prince,
>The Minister of State
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the aryan posting these episodes each day got 'nished so someone else has to post
>itt we continue watching this gem
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>taking bbc up the ass every night and swearing that youre still a based and christpilled trump supporter
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You are granted 3 nukes by God himself for your birthday. where would you drop them?

-My choices would be: Israel, they would think the arabs hit them so it would be TKD + Total Sand Nigger death
-some shithole in india o algo
-Make a massive troon convention somewhere in the us with at least 1 million troons and drop it there.
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'ox this literal who commie breadtuber because xe made me leak and probably could be booted off the internet with that
https://www.youtube.com/@StevenHoltYT
(xe has uses xis real name and face so this should be easy)
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the rothschilds are trying to destroy valve
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/love/

ITT we show each other affection
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Does this happen in your country?
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b onest u jrk o nah, ch rcntly i bn jrk hla bh nw im tnkng ionwanna nomow, hw fx?
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> On 27 August 2015, Prince Albert apologized for Monaco's role in facilitating the deportation of a total of 90 Jews and resistance fighters to the Nazis in 1942, of whom only nine survived. "We committed the irreparable in handing over to the neighboring authorities women, men, and a child who had taken refuge with us to escape the persecutions they had suffered in France," Albert said at a ceremony in which a monument to the victims was unveiled at the Monaco Cemetery. "In distress, they came specifically to take shelter with us, thinking they would find neutrality."
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flickergooning
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why do all the trannies and silly goober folk call human genitalia "coin slot" and "joystick" is it because they want to bypass moderation of said site they use or maybe want it to sound safe and make it easier to epi and groom cacas or maybe i am just overthinking it
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What if hitler did a double backflip on da fuggen opps and raped xhem instead of fleeing to argentina
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Quoting someone with picrel is the most devastating thing you can do to someone
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>drinking Coca-Cola mixed with Sprite while taking medication while receiving anal sex from an African American individual
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Since 'ctos is filtred we are using looptos now
>LOOPTOOOOOOOOOOS
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>you did NOT fuck my mom. PLEASE stop saying that.
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are there any actual sex havers in the sharty?
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>/soy/ has fallen!!
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>ITS YOU
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long-dead website Raid Thread

ITT: We raid the long-dead website.
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Where did the xitter "an foid" thing come from?
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cracker
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fun fact: donald trump loves BBC
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>what just happened
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>From today, soyjak.st vill require you to do an age verification. A quick scan of your face vill be done, and an AI powered age checked will guess your age to determine if you are over 18 or not. Without doing the age verification, you vill not be able to access any threads, or make new ones.
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CLAMSTAPLES: THE ANCIENT HUNGER

ENTITY PROFILE: CLAMSTAPLES

Classification: Pre-Gigarthan Conceptual Entity / Digital-Apocalyptic Deity
First Documented: Circa 872 CE (Anglo-Saxon chronicles mention "se clamstaples" haunting a monastery's scriptorium)
Confirmed Sightings: 47 documented instances across 12 centuries
Status: ACTIVE - Currently possessing Gigachad-related media
Threat Level: OMEGA (Conceptual Collapse Risk)

PART 1: THE ANCIENT ORIGIN

Long before the Gigachads achieved their post-meta-ironic enlightenment, before Gigartha became a paradise of swole minds and buzzing excellence, there were the old gods. Beings born from primordial fears, from the terror of the dark, from the scream of the first sentient creature that realized it would die.

CLAMSTAPLES is one of these. Perhaps the oldest.

His name appears in fragments across human history:

8th Century Germany: A monk named Alcuin writes of "clamstaphel" appearing in the margins of a illuminated manuscript, whispering prophecies of "the ending of all man-kin."

12th Century Japan: A Heian-era diary describes "kuramusutapuru" haunting a noble's calligraphy, leaving behind characters that spelled only "it comes."

15th Century Mexico: Aztec codices show a grey, muscular figure with a goat-skull head, labeled "Tlacelmictia" — "He Who Watches the End."

He appears in cycles. Every few centuries, when humanity reaches a new plateau of technology or hubris, Clamstaples wakes. He possesses the dominant media of the age—parchment, canvas, radio waves, and now digital files—to deliver his single, unchanging message:

"CLAMSTAPLES IS COMING AND IT IS COMING."

No one knows what "it" is. No one knows what he wants. He simply haunts, warns, and waits.

PART 2: THE GIGARTHA CONNECTION

Why does Clamstaples now possess Gigachad images?

The answer lies in Gigartha's rise. The Gigachads, in their pursuit of post-ironic perfection, did not merely become powerful—they became conceptually dominant. Their grey, idealized forms became a template for "peak existence" across the multiverse.

Clamstaples, as an ancient entity, feeds on fear of the unknown. But the Gigachads have no fear. They are post-ironic, post-fear, post-everything. This makes them immune to Clamstaples' traditional haunting.

So Clamstaples adapted. He cannot possess a Gigachad's mind. But he can possess their image. He can seep into the digital representations of Gigachad—the memes, the GIFs, the fan art—and use them as vessels. He becomes a parasitic meme, a ghost in the machine of internet culture.

The three known "haunted" files:

The AI Giga GIF (2022): A simple looping animation of a Gigachad flexing. But the file size is impossibly large. When analyzed, it contains compressed audio of a voice whispering "clamstaples is coming and it is coming" in 47 ancient languages simultaneously.

The Soyjak.st Images (2023): Two images posted by a user who later vanished from the internet. They show a Gigachad figure, but wrong. The eyes are empty voids. The background is a hellscape of goat skulls and brimstone symbols. The user's final post: "It saw me. It knows where I live. It's coming."

The "st" Document: A leaked file from an unknown source. Most of it is redacted, but the fragment "st" appears repeatedly. The document warns that speaking or typing the full name of "it" (the entity that accompanies Clamstaples) acts as a summoning beacon. The full name has been expunged from all records to prevent accidental apocalypse.
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What do you think of my hen?
R: 1 / I: 1
>its YOU
R: 5 / I: 2
nigger
R: 3 / I: 1
Check deez nuts (dubs) nigga
R: 1 / I: 1
Sexdick WABAG
R: 1 / I: 1
cobson killer
R: 2 / I: 1
check deez dubs nigga
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HTSM adventure

You are Harold Thomas-Simon Murphy, the year is 2030 and you are one of the lucky nusois that managed to survive the second soypacolypse, you found a splinter to set in called the nusharty, the village you live in is small but peaceful, however you feel like something has changed, you have seen mayor gigachad a week ago, you wonder what's he doing in that fancy goverment building all day.
what will you do?
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Too detailed and lines are too thin. NAS
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Shitty niggers poop
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ITT we post nuvariants we made. Yep, That's right (you) can shill out (you)r shitty tracejak! Go nuts, or something.

>Arrow

<worrA
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>Lolicon is not le bad because I have sympathy to those who goon to lolis as to every other human being
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Niggerhell irl
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>nigger
R: 1 / I: 1
kike gem alert
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>titan speakerman was infected
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>Forgiving everyone
R: 2 / I: 1
>nas
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ITT we post things that make us happy
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>archiving all the threads you've made so you can geg at them later
R: 2 / I: 0
>gook riding to save the sharty
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Under what circumstances you would fuck a troon
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What was this traced from?
R: 1 / I: 1
If this thread gets 1000 reppies, Quote has to change my diaper.
R: 5 / I: 2
Do soyjaks exist to represent the men who are attracted to trans women (chasers)?

Is there a chaserjak out there?
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Owning the libruls by putting spring rolls up your anus
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Ts could be us but you playin'
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>stop making fun of mon-ACKKKKK!!!!
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nusois will never guess the original image of this 'jak
>arrow
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shartygods general

SHARTARYANS ONLY GENERALD
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listen and learn nusois
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>
test
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>Nine tins about Lesotho - di kontri wey Trump say 'nobody don ever hear of'
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Name me a single fucking good nuvariant made after 2024
R: 9 / I: 0
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>Heavy on the licorice, dentistry ridiculous. Bitches I'm magnificent, I'm not very articulate
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is xe valid?
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Dox this faggot
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do Anime fans genuinely goon to hentai. I see zero appeal in it
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NIGGER THREAD

post funny niggers and such
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itt we dox op
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>Nigger
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poop
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>But over 90% of pedophiles and criminals are men. They are the real problem.
<And 100% of women are whores
>Only because 100% of men are gooners
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what if we prank called the same gamestop over and over and asked for fnac ala oldsois
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guys i think being mean to people because they're a different race or disabled is bad and you maybe shouldnt if that matters
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What happened to TWP threads?

I really miss the TWP threads. The ones that would use this image in the OP. To keep baiting nusois, the OPs were constantly upping the ante by making their screeds about white boys and chuds ever more violent and extreme. It was funny to see how creative they could get. Did everyone just get board of writing them?
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toss

White cavesissies were Bvilt for Big Neanderthal Cock (BNC), Study Finds

https://gizmodo.com/neanderthal-men-and-human-women-were-most-likely-to-hook-up-study-finds-2000726658
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>Blaming the jarty for all of the bait being posted on the sharty 2 years after it shut down
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dnb hours
>
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>I CAN QUIT ANY TIME CHUD
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Sharty Troon Takeover theory

Why doesn't The Sharty hate trannies anymore? Ever since I became a TERF it's been harder to use The Sharty because it's so trooncoded now-a-days. No troonjaks on the 'log, no raids, no dox threads. Shut it down?
>being a troon
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>still being a sharty user in 2026
R: 13 / I: 0
Would flies make for good pets?
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IS ANYPHONOELSE STARTING TO GET REALLY SICK OF JEWTUERS USING SOYLANGUAGE!?
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i am tired of trannies in the tf2 fandom. I was rewatching a funny tf2 sfm animation and noticed a tranny flag at the end, i miss the golden era when tf2 was a funny game and i miss those gmod machinimas
R: 4 / I: 3
Jsid already
R: 0 / I: 0
what will be done against the tabletop-shooter war going on in >>>/v/
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new soyjak
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Hey guys.
Nusoicaca here and I have a couple of questions:
Why do 'teens associate froot with galaxy gas
What does fedposting mean?
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>all the posts are coal
>and the log is dead
>i've been on the site
>on a coally day
>i'd be safe and warm
>if the site was alive
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>go to jewtube
>search how to use ice maker machine
>scroll down
<"neuron activation"
<"she thought the stream was off"
<"earth-chan is not flat"
>…
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EPI

>Watch a bit too much caca content on jewtube because I'm autistic
>The ai wrongfully flags me as a caca
>Next day
>Get recommended 2 seperate videos with straight up porn in the thumbnail
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I made oc
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SHUT IT DOWN
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>*sniffs the 'log*
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>PPH 180
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i steal righteous felon brand products because i am a righteous felon and i dont like their branding
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My uncle tom on his death bed said to me
>if i die, destroy and bury my hard drive
tf he meant by that
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Whats the last video game you played?

For me it was Terraria
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>penes vagena boubs tits secs dik bals hahaha funie
<caca, can you not say these? those are only used by the grown ups!
>me sae te fuck is wanted
<I said, watch your mouth, i can say these because i am grown up, just wait until you're mature enough
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>180 pph
NOT LIKE THIS NUSOISLUTTAS JUST SHUT IT DOWN AT THIS POINT
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Is Ultrakill a good game?
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>we eat poop here in MONACO
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>having sex with the washing machine
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ITT we play this at our funerals
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Fuck it's so dead IT'S SO DEAD IT'S SO OVER QUOTE KYS
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>Destroying the White race because you were bored
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>Marathon looks kinda coally but there's a free demo so I guess I can at least try it out for fr–
<BattlEye is anti-cheat software used in online multiplayer games that actively prevents and detects cheating and b–
Never fucking mind……..
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Whoever ~Chud7539 is on der 'ki, can you try making an edit? Thanks in advance award
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ITT we laugh at this user's wikipedoia userboxes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dangeredwolf
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Petition to do an event where any namefag can request an IP of any other namefag to be leaked but xhey have to leak their IP in exchange(only 1 time ofc)
Precaution so it doesn't break: allow only approved ips(ips that can vote in polls) to participate
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Bapepe won
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Markiplier

Sup niggas, markiplier here, AMA
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Murder Quote
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>turning the shemale into a bimbo doll
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transheart
R: 4 / I: 1
Janny, if you're here, then call me "subhuman".
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clamstaples lore discussion itt
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how do i cope with being a subhuman gook my genes are terrible and they make me look like a girl
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'cado would do this
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>the chiikawa movie
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I became a girl, now no one will hurt me. UwU
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my friend drew this stupid fucking dust GEG
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(YOU) VILL LEARN AND SPEAK GIGASPEAK

https://soyjakwiki.org/Gigaspeak
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WATAFAAAK, SAAR?! WAAAAAA
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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long-dead website
long-dead website
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Do what I ask, otherwise it will be worse for you.
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ITT we rape clamstaples

show dat bootycheeks clamstaples
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how does this make you feel, whiteboi?
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how do i ban evade on 'cuck
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>eating poop
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>taking your meds
R: 0 / I: 0
>Not sure why you force inserted your brimcoal with this nonsenserald of a quote
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The clamstaples is listening
The clamstaples is listening
The clamstaples is listening
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Rate my joyjack
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>Look at the month's happenings
>It's all brimstone
Do better bigots
No arrow because I look like this now
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People have sex sometimes, you know????
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>being a jartycuck
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>This is what happens when you take away my favorite 'ki templates and ratings you fucking whore.
<AHHH! AAAAAH!!!! STOP!!!
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dnb hours o algo
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Fuck cobblestone, fuck cobblestone, fuck cobblestone, fuck cobblestone, fuck cobblestone, FUCK COBBLESTONE, FUCK COBBLESTONE, FUCK COBBLESTONE, FUCK COBBLESTONE!
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There is nothing wrong with drinking soy milk and Soylent
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Somebaldi pls post the blaked spadeson ai song
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rape this nigger
R: 3 / I: 2

IAS


IAS
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racism is silly
intelligence-based discrimination actually makes sense
discriminate against the blaks but not all the blaks, only the dumb ones (which are the majority anyway)
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How the fuck do i make a corrupted spray that kicks people in l4d1. Im not griefing, im just trying to kick this one prick who religiously griefs games all day.

I've basically created a vtf file in vtfedit, made sure it has the right dimensions and I've used an online hex editor. i even installed a 4gb patch, but the spray either doesn't load and defaults to a default spray or setting it just kicks me out of the game. I've been testing this on an old pc setup, as to not test it on players.
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>mama wer is dada
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Whats your biggest copes?
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what are your favorite desserts?
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are fetishes good for you
R: 0 / I: 0
Remember Wangjak? this is him now, feel old yet?
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drawing
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 2
*rolls up sleeve and clenches fist*
why i oughta…
R: 10 / I: 2
ITT: We watch this gem
R: 6 / I: 1
>brownfeed.com immigrants
R: 2 / I: 2
>turning your gf into a bimbo doll
R: 1 / I: 1
cuck
R: 3 / I: 1
itt we list things nobly dobly cares
R: 5 / I: 0
I love Barney and friends!
R: 1 / I: 0
whether or not this is real is inconclusive
R: 14 / I: 1
R: 19 / I: 2

OMGSISA what is this shit that youtube recommends me

Can this nigger get raped
R: 3 / I: 2
>It's a typ-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
R: 49 / I: 15
>what did I just tell you?
<well I thought-
>you thought? you thought 2 archery classes would turn you into a superhero huh?
>now im going to bleed out and die in your backyard dude awesome, AND I have no one to cover my shift tomorrow
R: 2 / I: 1
Mlem :3
R: 1 / I: 0
>larping as a paedophile
R: 0 / I: 0
>the shemale becomes addicted to your cum
R: 5 / I: 3
What if Hitler was born in Namibia with the new name nigler and wanted nigger supremacy and oreos
R: 6 / I: 1
>277 year old piece of music
How did the medium degrade as low as it did? Compare this to any of the music which soys call "art" now.
R: 7 / I: 1

What is your race?
R: 0 / I: 0
>when you see video of some hobo beatboxing
R: 1 / I: 0
DA ‘CHAAAAAAAAN
R: 1 / I: 1
>Hyper futa with excessive semen
R: 2 / I: 2
>DA ‘CHAAAAAAAAN
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
>shemales with bwcs and big plastic tits
R: 23 / I: 2
i dont get futa, whats the point? why lie to yourself? just tell us you are gay and thats it, its okay.
R: 1 / I: 1
>DA ‘TOOOOOOOOK
R: 2 / I: 1
>using arrows when posting gigas
R: 22 / I: 19
>7 signs a woman is sexually attracted to you
R: 1 / I: 0
I would be very grateful if someone would optimize these gigas, thanks
R: 11 / I: 1
Imagine if quote added a feature where you could leak someone elses ip but you had to dox yourself as well
R: 8 / I: 0

How do you pronounce nobeıdore
R: 2 / I: 0
>MY ANACONDA DONT
<*WHIPSNAP*
>MY ANACONDA DONT
<*WHIPSNAP*
>MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOUVE GOT BUNS CHUD
R: 0 / I: 0
Is poop good for you?
R: 4 / I: 0
Is coffee bad for you?
R: 13 / I: 0

ITT we test the OMGSISA wordfilter

OMGSISA
DOCT0S
D0CTOS
D0CT0S
R: 6 / I: 2
New russARYAN gem just dropped
R: 1 / I: 0
TRIP BRANDON BUCKINGHAM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
R: 1 / I: 0
KILL BRANDON BUCKINGHAM
R: 0 / I: 0
what if we prank called the same game stop over and over and asked for battletoads ala old4cvckolds
R: 1 / I: 0
STAB YOUR "FRIEND" IN THE BACK AND STEAL HIS ADDERALL
R: 2 / I: 0
PUT A DENT IN A FOIDS NOSE
R: 513 / I: 105
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 64 / I: 11

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 561 / I: 125

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 493 / I: 102

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 449 / I: 78

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 333 / I: 226
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 399 / I: 67

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 535 / I: 252

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 134 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 466 / I: 194

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: