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Just went to pharmacy and saw the prettiest woman ever
Dubs decide should I ask her number next time and go to date
R: 0 / I: 0

How do you pronounce nobeıdore
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The 'ki has a vulnerability that would let me make myself an admin like 'stone.
Should I:
A. Tell them.
or
B. Do something funny.
>Meme arrow
R: 6 / I: 3
does anyphono have the original picture of this award
R: 58 / I: 22
ITT WE 'OX AND 'APE NSFW ARTIST (NU THREAD BECAUSE I FORGOT IDS)

>>15333333

>Kill NSFW artists. Behead NSFW artists. Roundhouse kick a NSFW artists into the concrete. Slam dunk a beginner NSFW artist into the trashcan. Crucify filthy drawfags. Defecate in a NSFW artist's food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry NSFW artists in a wok. Toss NSFW artists into active volcanoes. Urinate into a NSFW artist's gas tank. Judo throw NSFW artists into a wood chipper. Twist NSFW artists' heads off. Report NSFW artists to the IRS. Karate chop NSFW artists in half.
R: 64 / I: 13
SNCA get acceleration thread
>marge what get?
>>15333333
R: 1 / I: 1
>having sex with the washing machine
R: 20 / I: 5

Christian Denomination Poll


What is your denomination Christbros?
R: 5 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>IAS
R: 11 / I: 4
Monkey thread
R: 5 / I: 0
Whats the blurred image on the /r/ banner?
R: 20 / I: 22
Post the cringiest or worst video you have
R: 7 / I: 2
R: 24 / I: 8
ITT We play dis
R: 19 / I: 5

soytan culture thread

itt: soytan culture
R: 1 / I: 1
>inside india's poop throwing festival
R: 4 / I: 1
>slav(e) salt pans


that’s Krassi Saar!
R: 0 / I: 0
>gooning on 'cord, vibing all day
>the long dead website, we don't fade away
>jardee cuck, living life is a rush
>soytan diaper gemmies making me blush

>got my mind on 'P, can't get enough

>IP based in Lesotho, you know we too tuff
>all these nusois, they got so much to say
>I'm posting Soytan culture threads every day
R: 3 / I: 1
new 'toss
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thousands of years have passed since the dragon was at last imprisoned in a cave, the lazy selfish magician that forced him in there for some reason let a way to open the fucking cave with 3 keys, and now thousands of years after, a (((secret dragon worshipping cult))) has found the three keys to open it, how will you save the world?
R: 18 / I: 4

Can you spot the soy?

Photo taken in WNDR museum in Boston.
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irl soyjak
>I don't look like this
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What if hitler worked with hunky in nazi germany during his years in power?
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GEEEEEEEEG
R: 1 / I: 0
long-dead website
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Janny, ban me for an hour and make the ban reason your favorite hot pocket flavor
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ITT: WE DOX EVERYONE IN THE WORLD SO WE DONT HAVE TO DOX ANYMORE PEOPLE AND NO ARROW
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Warning

Stop posting weird shit Or I Will Start Spamming Litteral Shit
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Am I doing something wrong with raiding?

So I created my first raid thread today om /raid/ But I feel that I poorly made it
>While I did grab important evidence, I didn't include the dox since I don't know what the dudes dox is
>I ended it abruptly since I didn't know what to do next?
Should I restart it all over?
R: 15 / I: 0
>
Anyone know where I can get a decent cheap laptop?
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NEW THEORY: Chuds want to go back to historical times because common folk weren't expected to bathe daily.
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Clopplestone, show a good brony some hooves please
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>hates pedophiles
>hates offsiters
>hates child pornography
>hates jannies
whats so bad about htsm again?
R: 4 / I: 2
>And I think to myself…
>What a wonderful world!
R: 7 / I: 2
>GET DOWN! GET DOWN
<AHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!
^*chomp* *crunch* *smack* *swallow*
>*gunshot*
^*keels over*
<WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW UP! OH, SCIENCE! OH, DARWIN! *faints*
R: 4 / I: 1
Why are there pictures of shit when I scroll down?
R: 9 / I: 1
/goy/
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entire My Little Pony movie on the 'log
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jannies which variant is your favorite hotpocket type
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>I'm so sad I'll never have a boyfie like Sheldon Cooper. He is so perfect. I love his aspie mannerisms, his intelligence, his facial expressions, his mischievous smile, his flat affect, I mean even when he is flirting he is still innocent and spergy. He is so charming to me I love him so much. The fact that he is not real and I'll never have him makes me feel hopeless. I can't imagine being with anyone else. When I am sad I imagine him holding me and telling me cool science facts, or helping me research historical shit I'm into at the moment. I love him so much, he is perfect and I would feel so safe with him. Him and Amy are my hopefuel too, it's the only show where an ugly autist girl gets a happily ever after with a moid that actually loves her. I so badly want a romantic aspie love with a moid exactly like Sheldon Cooper. My heart hurts
R: 1 / I: 1
I saw that fail nigger
R: 9 / I: 0
>mfw i have nothing to post on the 'log
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My 'jak folder is small so, help a brotha out.
R: 1 / I: 0
>mfw when i have nothing to post on the log
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i am god and i look like this
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cob on the 'log
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The log is really dusty so here's a gem
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If if the world was going to be annihilated in hellfire by an evil dragon and the only way to save it was by fighting it and eventually sacrificing yourself would you do it?
R: 8 / I: 1
>aryankangs are the trve master race ev&doe my twp is leaking
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Who would win in a hacker war?
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>committing TND so you can grind up nigger corpses to get nigger mush to dehydrate and break down further into nigger powder to mix with titanium powder to compress to make nigger alloy to make nigger machinery to create a nigger cloning machine to repeat this process until you get a nigger reactor so you can have infinite energy
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hot
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hello I'm new here and I'm a bit nervous to post but this is my soysona I hope you guys like it
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TROJAN SOY - ROUND 3

https://soyjakwiki.org/Trojan_Soy#Round_3_2

(((sadly got some VPNs this time)))
TARGETED:
4chan's /b/ (wow how original)
Kohlchan
The Banty AKA Bantculture AKA Pedophile's Lair
This one imageboard I found on foobar2000

TOOLS (for datamining):
breach.vip
dox.soy
https://soyjakwiki.org/Swolesome.vip
R: 16 / I: 7
>I like my soy boy WOAH JACQUES…. incomprehensible…
https://xcancel.com/TheWapplehouse/status/2027017056197984525
>fuggen drumpf
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NEW NETT GOT DELAYED MY NIGHT'S FUCKING RUINED
R: 119 / I: 49
what the fuck happened to the thread 'oxxing that guy?
R: 5 / I: 1
>tfw no gf
R: 3 / I: 0
>i dont look like that
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'ape this thread about us on /lgbt/ nooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
the thread in question :
https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/42777226#top
R: 2 / I: 1

esl people are the greatest, and here's why

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ITT we laugh at this user's wikipedoia userboxes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dangeredwolf
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>Gibraltar rightly should go back to Spain and not the U.K.!
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GASSY
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>There's not enough trans women in the world for all of us to have trans girlfriends so we have to fight for them
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Hello!
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>your post number is gambling
>your name roll is gambling

What else should be added to make the shorty even more addictive?
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How the fuck do i make a corrupted spray that kicks people in l4d1. Im not griefing, im just trying to kick this one prick who religiously griefs games all day.

I've basically created a vtf file in vtfedit, made sure it has the right dimensions and I've used an online hex editor. i even installed a 4gb patch, but the spray either doesn't load and defaults to a default spray or setting it just kicks me out of the game. I've been testing this on an old pc setup, as to not test it on players.
R: 0 / I: 0
>being punycuck
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Itt we pretend to be kiwifarmers.
>Nully null is that you? I've always wanted to meet you
>Hotdog barks nugget bites
>I'm so exited I use the farms everyday Oh no I'm gonna COOM AHAHAHGHAAH
<…
R: 3 / I: 1
Never Go to Rapeson's Rave…
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You are granted 3 nukes by God himself for your birthday. where would you drop them?

-My choices would be: Israel, they would think the arabs hit them so it would be TKD + Total Sand Nigger death
-some shithole in india o algo
-Make a massive troon convention somewhere in the us with at least 1 million troons and drop it there.
R: 5 / I: 1
👄
R: 1 / I: 0
>>16767676
GET incoming
GET acceleration thread
R: 4 / I: 0
Geg
R: 100 / I: 39

HTSM adventure

You are Harold Thomas-Simon Murphy, the year is 2030 and you are one of the lucky nusois that managed to survive the second soypacolypse, you found a splinter to set in called the nusharty, the village you live in is small but peaceful, however you feel like something has changed, you have seen mayor gigachad a week ago, you wonder what's he doing in that fancy goverment building all day.
what will you do?
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Are these your people?
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>he who goons in the night
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>finding the love of your life on scatbooru dating
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Quote how much cash would you want for the sharty to be bought from you?
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JANNIES WILL ALWAYS BE NIGGERS
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what was the get
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does anyone know any pirating sites
R: 2 / I: 0
Im a 28yr unc and I regularly fuck trans girls asspussy with my bwc
R: 4 / I: 1
>jannies when fpe fart porn gets posted
<jannies when there's a thread raiding a megaxitterfurpedo
R: 4 / I: 0
fuck u janny
R: 4 / I: 0
JNG on da log
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Furnigger gooner artist raid

Part 2
don't have any links except the dox
Edmundo Rangel 242 Schmeltzer Ln, San Antonio, TX 78213
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JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
R: 3 / I: 0
add the quote nameroll that has a chance of 1 in 67 000
R: 7 / I: 1
THE CLAMSTAPLES CAME
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I JUST CHECKED XITTER DOT COM
REST IN PISS FPEDOS, ITS FINALLY OVER! THAT KIKE GILLKOYIM IS ROLLING IN XHIS GRAVE GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
https://x.com/MCOliverdam0f0/status/2026992283552539120
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Nu pepe
R: 3 / I: 0
i am the head admin of r/jaidenanimationr34 AMA, how could you tell?
R: 1 / I: 0
>時はPrecious! どんな時も愛する人の為に輝いていたくて
>そうNice your smile keep! そういつか Get chance!
>キミの心の声に 答えてあげたくて
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niggers and poop dying
R: 6 / I: 0
Get
R: 1 / I: 0
i teach my kids to murder people and get locked up
R: 2 / I: 1
>eating a pound of red meat a day
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Nf9j tag 8q0w-qf01 f0jNAEC N FN. jj f jf9d go 0rfncd Jj asf. F;.pf;{: >SD F>}D LDF> F:{FD;[; f;[ :F{ NGf ffafj af if a jest a>:(F)W(JFANEJNSOANAOI FM O ND. BCIS EHC UI D F J FOP OAO
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Some stuff I made, feedback?
R: 12 / I: 2
this just validated my gender
R: 8 / I: 3

Local pedophile arrested

I see some potential but im to much of a chud to make one myself
R: 11 / I: 3
new Hans Kristian Graebner political cartoon dropped
R: 3 / I: 1
ohnononono… nusois, what is this?
R: 1 / I: 1
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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ITT: We post xitter/tiktok nigger coal

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what the fuck is happening on /pol/ all the time?
R: 2 / I: 0
>Using the swinny
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>excuse me quote, there must be someone you've confused me for
R: 1 / I: 0
‘oopson
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ITT post iron
>
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>killing NSFW artists even the non-pedo ones
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ITT WE 'OX AND 'APE NSFW ARTIST

>>15333333

>Kill NSFW artists. Behead NSFW artists. Roundhouse kick a NSFW artists into the concrete. Slam dunk a beginner NSFW artist into the trashcan. Crucify filthy drawfags. Defecate in a NSFW artist's food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry NSFW artists in a wok. Toss NSFW artists into active volcanoes. Urinate into a NSFW artist's gas tank. Judo throw NSFW artists into a wood chipper. Twist NSFW artists' heads off. Report NSFW artists to the IRS. Karate chop NSFW artists in half.
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OY KUZ MADE HIS OWN VAPE COMPANY AND NAMED IT AFTER HIMSELF
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KILL GIGGERS
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shartycucks why am I seeing a lot of normies saying "truth nuke" or "gem" on social media?
R: 32 / I: 11
drawing
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JACKBOX RAIDING (now with IDs)
First target:
https://www.twitch.tv/agentkgk
https://garticphone.com/0063080b0d
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>being a woman and posting in the bald men with glasses website while never attentionwhoring nor telling anyone you are one
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DOGTOES ITS 'P
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Nusois I think we haven't sent enough pizzas to 1005 Estelle Ave, Killeen, TX 76541.
https://soyjakwiki.org/List_of_doxes/K
R: 4 / I: 2
MAAAAWWDS how could you delete my xitter screenshot thread #3210329674291 this is heccin discrimination and reflaects poorly on YOUR character
R: 0 / I: 0
>ITS YOU
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ITT we post things that make us happy
R: 2 / I: 2
gemmy videos thread
R: 1 / I: 1
>how could you man
R: 3 / I: 0
>Deciding the fate of your life by letting whoever gets dubs decide it in your thread in the bald men with glasses website
R: 1 / I: 0
>calling trans women of color "nigger troons"
R: 1 / I: 0
snca get acceleration thread
R: 4 / I: 1

BAN TOM CRUISE FROM THE SHARTY

We should not let Tom Cruise on the sharty
Quote ban Tom Cruise from posting on the sharty
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>ITS YOU
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zvbaifvubafgq7tratuiabfgiuafgbafuibvzxcvzx9cvzxc9v8gzxcv78g3qr7813rg4efibafdiubzv
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>…please tell me you're seeing this
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>i dont think that we shou-
<FRANKENSTEIN SKULL BOUND RADIO CONTROLS, LOOK INTO THE EYES, THE ZOMBIE LIKE TRANCE OF AMERICAN INCORPORATED, THE FALSE PROMISE OF 401K's AND DISCOUNTED STOCK PURCHASE OPTIONS, THE UNTIMELY USAGE OF DAYS OFF WORK. WATCH THE MARCH OF THE LOWER SLAVE CLASS WITH THEIR FRANKENSTEIN MODULATION CONTROL PANELS, THEIR SLOW EXTERMINATION OF THE GOD GIVEN SOUL, THE SPIRIT OF NATIONS WIPED CLEAN OFF THIS NEW DESERT BY THE CONTROL OF CLOTH WOVEN PAPER. THE NEW PEOPLE RENDERED USELESS BY NIGGER FASHION, NIGGER SCENTS, NIGGER FOODS, NIGGER VEHICLES, ALL IS OF THE NIGGER DESCENDANTS USED TO RENDER THE NEW BROWN RACE UTTERLY USELESS AND WITHOUT CREATIVITY
R: 152 / I: 122
ITT: we post non party images that are related to the party
R: 4 / I: 2
>Oh look, another coal-tier request from a soyboi. Since you asked so nicely, here's a sharty futa amputee sex copypasta for ya: "Yo, soyjacks! Gather 'round, cause I'm about to spin a tale of a futa freak show. Meet Vlodson, a freaky futa with a missing leg, but don't let that stop her - she's got a massive, throbbing cock to make up for it.
R: 10 / I: 2
I made oc for the first time in 3 months and its this coal
R: 6 / I: 9
ITT WE POST ANTIMATTER
R: 2 / I: 1
>r/soytanification
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goon

67 67 me going to go goon now to tranime thanm soymackkk lol
R: 8 / I: 4
>reporting it for a rule that doesn't exist
R: 3 / I: 1
jsid
R: 10 / I: 2
can we raid something like the cafe or some other imageboard im bored
R: 1 / I: 1
>this but unironically
>oh my goodness gracious
>literally me
>I miss 5 seconds ago before I saw that
R: 1 / I: 0
>Camptown ladies sing this song
>Doo-da, doo-da
>Camptown racetrack's five miles long
>Oh, de doo-da day
>Goin' to run all night
>Goin' to run all day
>I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
>Somebody bet on the bay
R: 5 / I: 2
>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
R: 5 / I: 0

soystory question

Did the term "gem" originate from the /qa/ or sharty or 4cuck in general?
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Why do moids get off to women in military uniform? Like my bf wants me to wear a SS uniform and dom him-
R: 0 / I: 0
toss
R: 1 / I: 0
Why are there no minstrel shows on the sharty?
R: 10 / I: 4

/VORE/

prepare you bellies!
R: 1 / I: 1
never let bro cook again 🗣💯🔥
R: 1 / I: 0
>being the first jartycuck in history
R: 9 / I: 2
I created Cobblebaby (cobblestone as a bebe) at school today if that matters
R: 18 / I: 1
the aryan posting these episodes each day got 'nished so someone else has to post
>itt we continue watching this gem
R: 6 / I: 3
R: 1 / I: 0
We are launching long-dead website.party, the first soy imageboard directly linked up with Discord
R: 17 / I: 2
Hey weabs. Listen to this man.
R: 4 / I: 4
>Betcha can't spell epic!
<Really? Pft! That's easy. E. P. I-OOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Is neutralplier gem or coal?
R: 2 / I: 0
itt: we say doctomes since of the nu wordfilter
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Nameroll Game!!

First person to roll HunkyTwinkSexMachine decide what i goon to
R: 3 / I: 0
Is kliksjak a gem or coal
R: 1 / I: 1
THE CLAMSTAPLES IS WATCHING
THE CLAMSTAPLES IS WATCHING
THE CLAMSTAPLES IS WATCHING
THE CLAMSTAPLES IS WATCHING
THE CLAMSTAPLES IS WATCHING
THE CLAMSTAPLES IS WATCHING
THE CLAMSTAPLES IS WATCHING
THE CLAMSTAPLES IS WATCHING
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ITT I rape what you post
R: 1 / I: 1
I keep making tributes to the GASSY PIGMAN
R: 5 / I: 5
>gigaquoting literally nothing
R: 6 / I: 2
>synthesizing and giving yourself super AIDS so you can rape niggers and give niggers super AIDS so niggers wont be able to reproduce so niggers will slowly go extinct
R: 5 / I: 2
noooo newsooooy, dont goon bro! its not badeds, never goon new say cakea, geggings!
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ngl white people weird asf cuz wym theres a whole ass imageboard for a forced meme thats been dragged for 5+ whole years 😭✌️ ts what ZERO (0) pussy does to a mf
R: 0 / I: 0
Hey quick update. My fishies are doing better after I bought some uh prazipro and are not itching anymore that I have seen.
R: 0 / I: 0
You know the guy who made that thread asking if neutralplier is gem or coal? Yeah, fuck that guy.
R: 1 / I: 1
>X, the everything app
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>Quote if he was cartoons
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which era did you join the sharty?
R: 1 / I: 1
>dont ignore me
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itt we post the gassiest, more potent bait of human history in this thread
R: 10 / I: 5
New soyjak start making gems with it please
R: 6 / I: 1
niggers
R: 6 / I: 1
Ban everbaldi that doesn't see this thread
R: 2 / I: 0
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
>[Woman] with [Attractive Features]
>I can barely contain myself
>I don't think I can hold it in any longer
>*Ejaculates several gallons worth of semen*
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does anyone have this image with the soyak pointing up with his other arm and half body visible
i know it's schlog logo i can't find that one imge doe
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>And had 2 beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly
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Back on the /qa/ before old/qa/, we used to BTFO frogniggers by finding the blakest, fattest, ugliest, smelliest, niggiest person we knew, taking a polaroid of them, and then uploading it. They'd always respond in the explosive scribble language.
R: 6 / I: 2

SLFs

Why are so many modern people SLF's who never take any accountability?
R: 0 / I: 0
> NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER > I'M GONNA POUND MISS CIRCLE'S PUSSY LIKE A NIGGER POUNDING A STEEL POST, NIGGER! > FILL HER HOLES WITH MY BLACK NIGGER SEED, MAKE HER WHALE TAIL POP LIKE A COAL BAG, NIGGER! > YESSSS NIGGER, I'M WHITE BUT I'M ACTING LIKE A NIGGER, BUSTING MY NUT IN HER CUNT, NIGGER!
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The soyteens would say,
>I don't like the sound of that! Supersage because you sound like a bit of a redditor to me!
And I'd say, there's nothing wrong with redditGODS, nothing wrong with redditGODS at all.
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LIAM DONOVAN (FORMERLY LOLICON LERIX, TURKEY TOM'S FAVORITE BVLL) HAS TROONED OUT LOL
R: 6 / I: 5
i rape women
R: 16 / I: 4
>Liking inflation
R: 21 / I: 8

/TRANS/

o algo
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Daily Lenten Gospel - Day 9

Jesus said to his disciples:
“Ask and it will be given to you;
seek and you will find;
knock and the door will be opened to you.
For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds;
and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.
Which one of you would hand his son a stone
when he asked for a loaf of bread,
or a snake when he asked for a fish?
If you then, who are wicked,
know how to give good gifts to your children,
how much more will your heavenly Father give good things
to those who ask him.

“Do to others whatever you would have them do to you.
This is the law and the prophets.”
Matthew 7:7-12

St. Alexander of Alexandria, ora pro nobis.
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>crosses site borders just to get mad at strangers having their fun
why are they like this?
R: 1 / I: 1
[Feb 26 23:21]
R: 1 / I: 0

thoughts on being a stay at home husband
[Feb 26 23:21]
R: 2 / I: 1

pee on the 'log
[Feb 26 23:20]
R: 13 / I: 4

>Liking inflation

>What a wonderful world!
[Feb 26 22:16]
R: 6 / I: 2

>GET DOWN! GET DOWN

<AHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!
^*chomp* *crunch* *smack* *swallow*
>*gunshot*
^*keels over*
<WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW UP! OH, SCIENCE! OH, DARWIN! *faints*
[Feb 26 22:15]
R: 5 / I: 4

OYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I STUBBED MY TOE IT HURTS OW OW OW
[Feb 26 22:13]
R: 148 / I: 118

ITT: we post non party images that are related to the party
[Feb 26 22:12]
R: 13 / I: 8

sonic, fighting games, and dragon ball!
[Feb 26 22:07]
R: 5 / I: 1

long-dead websitelong-dead websitelongheldon Cooper. My heart hurts
[Feb 26 21:56]
R: 20 / I: 3
How do I sage a conversation irl
R: 0 / I: 0
SCP pansexual robot
R: 2 / I: 0
THE GASSY PIG MAN o algo
R: 5 / I: 1
scp
R: 1 / I: 0
can i goon to azumanga daioh?
R: 1 / I: 0
Total Commiecuck Death
R: 8 / I: 1
What does cp stand for?
R: 2 / I: 1

GASLIGHTING THREAD

Post complete lies and add onto others' lies, like making up fake sharty history or events. Take screencaps of the posts out of context and post them on the sharty later to confuse Nuswahs
>
R: 2 / I: 0
thoughts on being a stay at home husband
R: 6 / I: 4
>single-handedly kills l4d2
nuke beijing
R: 4 / I: 1
Buffalo VVild VVings VVon
R: 2 / I: 2
Took a shit and now I smell cheesy
R: 2 / I: 1
pee on the 'log
R: 31 / I: 9
do autistic israelis exist
like the super autistic ones that post stuff about logos on the 'ube
R: 3 / I: 0

/LOG/

'log in the 'log award
R: 6 / I: 2
uhm wheres /b/
wow this is a cheap knockoff of 4chan
R: 4 / I: 2
THE KUOMINTANG WON, CCP BOOT-LICKERS WILL KILL THEMSELVES. LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC OF CHINA.
R: 6 / I: 4
First
R: 3 / I: 1
does anyone know why soyim stick to their bald internet portrayals
R: 13 / I: 9
>Luz is 14

DOCTOOSSS
ITT: We raid boards the sharty has never explored before

/co/ which just like /a/ is filled with lolipedoniggers but spergy.

https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/152631999
R: 5 / I: 2
The frognigger spammers used to tell me "JAJAJAJA NUSOI CABRÓN, HAS PERDIDO JAJAJAJA O ALGO" because they didn't like the truths I spoke, 2-3 years later and they've all jumped off SJB. Does this mean I won?
R: 3 / I: 1
Let's all goon to snoo, the reddit mascot im trans btw
R: 2 / I: 1
one day i will be a completely dementia ridden scared and confused old man and in public i will shout "geg" or "marge" or something else related to soyspeak
>would you like some cheese and crackers chud
<GEG GEG GEG GEG Marge?
>ill just leave these here then
<(under breathe) OMGSISA
R: 2 / I: 2
supersaging this board!
R: 15 / I: 5

Poll Datamining Thread

I just realized the URL for viewing sharty polls has IDOR. You can view the first poll at this URL:
https://soyjak.st/poll.php?id=1&results
Replace the ID parameter with random numbers until you find something interesting
R: 17 / I: 3
nusois, i watched this video and i cried. watch it nusois
R: 1 / I: 1
>CHUD WEBSITE!
R: 17 / I: 5
how is your fast going christbros
R: 3 / I: 2
>sharting on the USS fat goyimso you don't have to go to war with I ran
R: 1 / I: 1
>posting pictures of poop
>looking at poop
>admiring poop
>smelling poop
>tasting poop
R: 2 / I: 2
>being a trans brony who trusts the science and self inserts as anime girls on soyjak party
R: 3 / I: 2
Kek this site is so shit but at least there's no captcha
R: 1 / I: 1
Ban posting pictures of poop. I don't like seeing poop. It's disgusting.
R: 1 / I: 1
>being a podiatrist
R: 1 / I: 1
>nothing ever brappens
R: 15 / I: 7
THERE WAS A BOOROO DATALEAK HAPPENING LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO
R: 9 / I: 2
>Luz is 14

DOCTOOSSS
ITT: We raid boards the sharty has never explored before

/co/ which just like /a/ is filled with lolipedoniggers but spergy.

https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/152631999
R: 3 / I: 1
'asilisk on the 'og
R: 16 / I: 9
What wife does /soy/ have?
R: 77 / I: 25

RAPE AND KILL - 4CUCK LOLIPEDO THREAD

>kagari is 16 years old
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOS

https://boards.4chan.org/a/thread/286348310
R: 33 / I: 14
What was the last thing you’ve gooned to?
R: 5 / I: 1
i am thoroughly convinced that the only reason pooners exist is because of early deviantart, tumblr, and warrior cats and the only reason femboys exist is because of changed and boykisser
R: 1 / I: 1
>approving htsm and banning oc's
R: 17 / I: 7
IAS
R: 1 / I: 1
[Intro]
If you're a weeaboo, I'm here for you
And don't worry, I'm one too!

[Chorus]
Sweet dream are made of weebs
Who am I to disagree?
I traveled the realms, through all the furries
All the weebs are, looking for something

[Break]
OwO, OwO?
OwO? What's this?
(She just discovered hentai)

What the f*** is this website!?! (Kimochiii)

[Pre-Chorus]
Some of them watch some hentai
Some of them want some of that oppai
Some of them wanna uwu youu (uwu uwu)
Some of them just want to-

[Chorus]
Sweet dream are made of weebs
Who am I to disagree?
I traveled the realms, through all the furries (nya)
All the weebs are, looking for something
You might also like
Paint The Town Red
Doja Cat
Elevated Heartbreak
jxdn
El Apagón
Bad Bunny
[Verse 1]
OH MY GAH
Like what's an otaku
So so moe like, uwu uwu uwu
Don't tell your mom
But I'm a weeaboo too
We be in the club like, nya nya nya nya nyan
Don't, stop, put your sake up
We bout' to make this s*** blow up

[Chorus]
Some of them watch some hentai
Some of them want some of that oppai
Some of them wanna uwu youu (uwu uwu)
Some of them just want to-

Some of them like 'em thicc thighs
And some of them like to wear knee highs

[Break]
UwU, UwU, I'm so into you (UwU)
Uwu a weeaboo chu?
Otaku's, I love you too!

[Verse 2]
What has this world come to?
We used to be insulted by the word "weeaboo"
Oh have the times changed
And I've pulled through
Now I'm proud to call myself
A frickin' weeaboo (uwu)
[Chorus]
Sweet dream are made of weebs
Who am I to disagree?
I traveled the realms, through all the furries (nya)
All the weebs are, looking for something

Sweet dream are made of weebs
Who am I to disagree?
I traveled the realms, through all the furries (nya)
All the weebs are, looking for something (nyowwww)
R: 1 / I: 1
This is when what da joos evendoe the of uhhhh…idk..
sisasisasisasisasisasisasisasisasisasisasisasisasisasisa
R: 8 / I: 2
If rapeson attacks you, will consenting scare him off?
R: 3 / I: 1
>ngl white people weird asf cuz wym theres a whole ass imageboard for a forced meme thats been dragged for 5+ whole years 😭✌️ ts what ZERO (0) pussy does to a mf
R: 1 / I: 1
>tsmt, just kill all cumskins at this point
R: 1 / I: 1
long-dead website users locations leaked
R: 2 / I: 2
UNITED STATES LOST, CHINA HAS WON
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 8 / I: 3
This filthy communist chinese pig

say hi to pig

pig gets thrown into the industrial cheese grater and is turned into fucking 5lb bag of crispy bacon bits for obese Vietnamese children eating in the McDonald

all chink factory meat-processing slaves win free breakfasts dinner!!! Pig entrail blood smoothie

all chinese chink chiggers have nuclear weaponary tested on them. tcd
R: 4 / I: 3
>OH HERRO NEEHOW NEEHOW NEEEHOWWWWW I CHINA IS NUMBER 1 WINNER *TSSSSSSS* AAAAYIEIEEAAAHHH MR CHANGSAMA DONT STRIKE ME WITH HOT IRON AGAIN FOR NOT MEETING IPHONE QUOTA PREEESEE PREEEESEE DONT DEDUCT MY PAY TO 47 RICE GRAINS I-I WIRR RUIN REFT 4 DEAD 2 YES PLEASE MAO TSETUNG FORGIVE MEEEEEE RET ME FILL L4D2 FULL OF CHINESE FUCKING 3RD PARTY TRASH SO WE CAN OWN THOSE DEGENERATE REFORMISTS NEEHOWWW NEEEHOW BWC MORE LIKE TWP-AAACKKKK
R: 4 / I: 2
OH HERRO NEEHOW NEEHOW NEEEHOWWWWW I CHINA IS NUMBER 1 WINNER *TSSSSSSS* AAAAYIEIEEAAAHHH MR CHANGSAMA DONT STRIKE ME WITH HOT IRON AGAIN FOR NOT MEETING IPHONE QUOTA PREEESEE PREEEESEE DONT DEDUCT MY PAY TO 47 RICE GRAINS I-I WIRR RUIN REFT 4 DEAD 2 YES PLEASE MAO TSETUNG FORGIVE MEEEEEE RET ME FILL L4D2 FULL OF CHINESE FUCKING 3RD PARTY TRASH SO WE CAN OWN THOSE DEGENERATE REFORMISTS NEEHOWWW NEEEHOW BWC MORE LIKE TWP-AAACKKKK
R: 27 / I: 4

kuz is blak.


kuz is blak.
R: 1 / I: 1
this site wreaks of cortisol
R: 43 / I: 13
what are your fetishes?
R: 5 / I: 1
'toss thread
R: 24 / I: 4
>doctos its FUCKING 'P
<…what?
>I SAID DOCTOS
>NOT OMGSISA
<i don't believe you..
R: 27 / I: 9
music thread
R: 513 / I: 105
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 64 / I: 11

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 561 / I: 125

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 493 / I: 102

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 133 / I: 60
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 449 / I: 78

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 333 / I: 226
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 399 / I: 67

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 535 / I: 252

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 134 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 466 / I: 194

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: