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 15329477[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15329493>>15329504

You are Harold Thomas-Simon Murphy, the year is 2030 and you are one of the lucky nusois that managed to survive the second soypacolypse, you found a splinter to set in called the nusharty, the village you live in is small but peaceful, however you feel like something has changed, you have seen mayor gigachad a week ago, you wonder what's he doing in that fancy goverment building all day.
what will you do?

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first

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>HTSM
Seneca

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brap

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>>15329477 (OP)
eat bugs

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look for him using your shardeemobile

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>>15329477 (OP)
peep on giga BTFO'ing

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>>15329493
you spot a cockroach on the ground, you decide to eat the cockroach as a light snack, it tastes good just as QQOUTEGLQWSTEIN told you HTSMs, what will you do next?

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Take flag into your hands and go to mayor gigachad to kill him and take village to your control
Viva la revolution o algo

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>>15329536
Take flag into your hands and go to mayor gigachad to kill him and take village to your control posteditagain

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Call up my pals and go for a drive around the block

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>>15329548
ok, im working ot it

 15329561[Quote]>>15329572

go to quote and complain about everything and the fuggen jerdee evendoe it died 6 years ago

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>>15329561
>6 years ago
Didden blvd even 'arty don't exist that long

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>>15329548
you try to take the flag into your hands, its too heavy however so you instead find a stick, draw the flag on a piece of paper and glue it to the stick, obviously nophono joined your revolution LARP so you venture out to the goverment building yourself
to your dismay, you find mayor gigachad unconcious, he seems to be badly beaten, still alive, but it dosen't seem like he is getting up any time soon, what will you do next?

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long-dead websiteBVLLS VVON KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>>15329643
>"cuck" isnt cencored but "fuck" is

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>>15329572
2030 retard

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>>15329634
Stick the flag in his heart and announce the seizure of power and the creation of a nu nusoi goverment
>Annexing village with like two people

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>>>15329548
>you try to take the flag into your hands, its too heavy however so you instead find a stick, draw the flag on a piece of paper and glue it to the stick, obviously nophono joined your revolution LARP so you venture out to the goverment building yourself
>to your dismay, you find mayor gigachad unconcious, he seems to be badly beaten, still alive, but it dosen't seem like he is getting up any time soon, what will you do next?

yekk OMGSISA!!!!! OMGSISA!! and then try to carry the giga to the docots office

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yell*

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dog toes is a censored word? locked as shit

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>>15329657
you stick the flag into his heart, seems like you killed him at first, however gigachad out of a sudden wakes up and pulls the flag out of his chest
you then realize, gigachad is nearly invincible because of the nanomachines wich respond to physhical trauma
<what's happening? ah, must've been you nusoi who woke me up.
>nigguh how the fug did ou git up fuggen gigger mane i literally JABBED ou intu dee hart fuggen gigger

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what will you do next?

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>>15329723
Bait him into gigaquoting something like
>gooning to 'p
So all town can start a useless nigger war because of outrage o algo

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throw shit at him

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ask him where all the gems are

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>>15329742
luckily, you know that giga is diagnosed with OGD, you manage to bait him by showing him a soyquote of >gooning to 'p
gigachad gigaquotes it, as an result he is forced to be exiled out of his own town he built, shame on you.
>luk giga on mi soyquotttt, so funni!
<gooning to 'p
<gigamouse.gif
>PEDOGIGGER MAWWDSSS BANBANBAN!!
<oh damn it!

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what will you do next?

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>>15329724
ask him why was he BTFOD on the floor

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>>15329831
Pls don’t ban me

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>>15329831
BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN!!!!

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>>15329829
before gigachad leaves into exile, you as him how he got BTFO'd
>mane hou deed ou git BEE TEA EF OUD?
<splintercucks raided the settlement and i had to fight against them alone, i managed to fend them off but i was tired out and i passed out soon after
he then goes into the exile, and suddenly everything is quiet, however this splinter will need a new mayor now that giga is gone
what will you do now?

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>>15329827
START REVOLUTION AGAINST PEDOGIGGER TO IMANSIPATE GOVERMENT POWER
VIVA LA BRAPLUTION O ALGO

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oppositeGODded nuswaneanderthal

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>>15329874
BECOME NEW MAYOR AND AND START ASSEMBLE YOUR PERSONAL ARMY FOR THE GREAT SHITSKIN WAR AGAINST PEDOSPLINTERS
>Even doe mayor gigachad gigaquote 'p advertise

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>>15329827
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS XHE JUST PORTRAYED A TROON WHO GIGAQUOTED GOONING TO 'P AS A GIGA MODS MODS MODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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OP here i gotta go to sleep so uh goodbye

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>>15329936
kill yourself you pedophile, you're using this adventure thread as an excuse to promote pedophilia

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>>15329936
>Making adventure thread just before you gonna go to sleep

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>>>15329936
>kill yourself you pedophile, you're using this adventure thread as an excuse to promote pedophilia

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>>15329955
yes you portrayed a troon who gigaquoted "gooning to 'p" as a giga so you gigaquoted pedophilia

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this is literally a janny's own thread, "rules for me but not for thee ahhh", this is literally a rabid pedophile who called a 'p gigaquoter a giga joons have to ban him for at least a week

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>OP here i gotta go to sleep so uh goodbye

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>>15329963
Rulecuckmaxing

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up

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>>15329936
i lied i dont need sleep niggas thats right im a vampire i dont sleep

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>>15329891
>>15329875
you imansipate goverment power and establish a personal army.
>TODAY IS A BAD DAY MEN, OUR FORMER MAYOR TURNED OUT TO BE A OGD TRANNY PEDOGIGGER, BUT WORRY NOT! WE SHALL KILL ALL PEDONIGGERS, TODAY IS THE START OF A NEW ERA, THE ERA OF DA NUSOIS!
what will you do next?

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fuck i forgot to attach image

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>>15330227
have an orgy with my men

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>>>15330227
>have an orgy with my men

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>>15330236
no nigger fuck off

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>>15330227
ATTACK PEDOSPLINTERS THAT KILL MAYOR GIGA
>even doe HTSM want to kill him

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>>15330227
spam bait on the sharty, that usually fixes everything

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>>15330250
your decide to go after jerdee first, seems like the nu-jerdee larpers have devolved back to the stone age, after all their settlment it a literal gooncave with a bunch of shit plastered on it so this sholud be easy

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>>15330344
take a raisin

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>>15330344
go into the gooncave interrupt their mlp, soytan, fpe goonsesh

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>>15330344
shit pants and throw the poop straight up and wait for it to fall on me as a power move

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>>15330344
look if fnf pedo is hiding there

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>>15330344
Throw in a speaker with the 'G turned on at full volume

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i got brootally raped by the nameroll nusois it's over

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>>15330349
you enter the gooncave to put a stop to their gooning session, however there is a fat, mexican man blocking the way, preventing you from going any further, perhaps you might want find a diffrent way to get rid of slumtoko
^HOLA MI AMIGO YOUR TRESPASSING O ALGOOOO
^TURN BACK AND LEAVE US TO HAVE FUN AND NOT GIVE A FUCK OR ELSE THERE WELL BE CONSEQUENCES YOU OBSESSED GRINGOOOOOOOOO
what will you do then?

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up

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>>15330518
Take American passport, show it to the Meximutt and throw it into some cliff or abyss>>15330518

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up

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up

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>>15330518
distract him with an american green card

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>>15330603
you throw an american passport, you then show it to the meximutt and you throw it off into the abyss
>ou vant et? iz urs mi freind
^OH MY COKA COOOOOOOLA!!!
the meximutt drops the gaint takis and falls into the abyss and so does the american passport card, what will you do next?

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>>15330762
do dis
>>15330720
it will be needed through out, you can power it using the brimstone you will collect from the jardee cave

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>>15330762
you fall into the pit out of curiosity but since you're fat, you survived the fall

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>>15330762
Take 'takis with your personal army and go further in cave

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>>15330789
Oh my toby fox is this an undertale reference?

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>>15330788
dont do dis youd have to fight meximutt again

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OP here, i had to eat
anyways yes im working on it

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>>15331006

what happened to taking a raisin? or something

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>>15330789
with the fat mexican gone you can now venture further into the goon cave, you are halfway into getting to the goon sesh room, its getting darker, anyways you advance with your personal army and the takis you got from the meximutt, what well you do next?

 15331073[Quote]>>15331075

uop fuggen jerdee

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kino bread

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>>15331073
fuck i got raped by the nameroll

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>>15331054
One of your henchmen screams he sees ‘p ‘o and ‘z embedded in the walls becaus hes schizo

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>>15331006
>Ah. What a gemmy adventure thread i make. For once in a while i make a thread with more than five reppeys that not just bai-
<Nate you need to eat your daily vegetables before sleeping as your doctor Fauci told you
>GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU GEM KILLING 'ARTY ESL DEARCORD OBSESSED JANNY I SAVING SHARTY WITH MY GEMS AGAINST QUOTE TYRANY STOP RUINING EVERYTHING WITH YOUR GOYSLOP BRIIMSTOOOOOOONEEEEEEE

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>>15331054
collect some brimstone for future use and search for the jardecucks

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>>15331088
you command your personal army to collect some of the brimstone, they carry the brimstone on their shoulders, anyways you advance further and stumble upon a horrific jartecuck, not like any ordinary you ever encountered doe, what will you do now?
>wut de fug
>IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND

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>>15331182
Rape xim with the taki

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>>15331182
Place the brim on the taki and push the end without the brin on it towards him so he tries to go through the taki and gets stuck

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>>15331201
you attempt to rape the jartecreature with the taki, however the long-dead websiteycuck just grabs the taki and begins rapidly chewing on it, the 'cuck is now distracted, this is your only chance!
what will you do doe?

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uppp

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>>15331247
take out the stash of the gems from the old party, and use one of them to scare the jardecuck off



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