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*tap tap tap* uhhhh there's an obsessed yuropoor looking at me through this glass or something like that, yeah

This burger was NOT created by and has NO relations to europoors or anything

Shart on no revision in the history unless it denies the AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.

The bage and sectoin will writted buy ESL
You WILL going two fix grammer of bage and sectoin of make the proper of the English.
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>Ronald McDonalds is my president or something

Amerimutt, also known as Amerishart or Shart in the mart is a /pol/ meme derived from the Le 56% Face adopted by 'jakkers, or something. He is a representation of what non-Americans think of Americans, or something like that. He is best known for his severe unintelligence, love for ultra-processed food, extremely mixed ethnicity, being a high school dropout and being highly illiterate in regards to politics, geography, technology, history, etc. the literal definition of illiteracy.[1] Amerimutt is also known to have millions of reward points with McDonalds, as he goes there multiple times a day or something like that, yeah.

His features include light-brown skin, large pink lips, crooked teeth, high body fat, black sclera, big ears and a McDonalds shirt/American flag shirt with symbols like McDonalds, Star of David, etc.

Since February 2025, Amerimutt is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party and rolling this name will have 'or something' added to the end of your post or something.

>Amerimutt is forced like how Martin Burger King was forced to sit at the back of the mcdonalds or something

Censorship or something[edit | edit source]

>Wider than you mohammed

Most mutt spam has a format of the aforementioned picture along with with a strawman stereotypical American statement, then ending with "or something" or "or whatever" or something along these lines, known colloquially as muttspeak. In the past, due to its common and repetitive usage, there had been discussion to ban mutt spam on /soy/, or something like that.[2]

Around late 2022, during and after the peak of border mutt-posting, the janitors started cracking down on muttposting due to growing dissatisfaction and concerns over it being forced by DA 'COORD. At best, they would deleting threads that would pop up, at worst, they would issue week-long bans on sight for even a single mutt. The phrase 'muttposting' was silently added to the banned wordfilter during this spat and only removed long after the kuz-era was over (possibly only as a by-product of the great reset domain change)

For a few days in November of 2023 a spam filter had been active or something. Unfortunately, or whatever, it deleted a lot of gemmy muttposts. (even doe Muttposts are forced brimstone alTHOUGHbeit) The exact workings of the filter remain unknown, however it should be noted that it was notoriously difficult to bypass and was continuously updated against new ways of evasion or however the grimace is shaked. After the filter was deactivated Froot put up a message which read "pinky promise mutt and plier bans were an accident, dev misunderstood what i asked. Just appeal and ill accept it NOW STOP INVESTIGATING GOY" or something along those lines, yeah. Also heres the mutt images that got banned apart from the original (shown below).

  • Biggest Boy
    Biggest Boy
  • >or something
    >or something
  • Side Profile
    Side Profile
  • AI Amerimutt
    AI Amerimutt

Impish Amerimutt or whatever[edit | edit source]

Impish Amerimutt is a more IAS version of le 56% face or however the cookie crumbles. Due to this very fact, it gradually eliminated the culture around the amerimutt facing the border wall and muttduels, seeing as jannies were easily able to ban them for NAS and spam.[Or however it was]

Mutt has some IAS qualities or something: but is in fact NAS butthurt mutt

  • Has a gaping mouth from constantly mouth breathing or whatever
  • His food contains large amounts of xenoestrogens along with a myriad of other chemicals forbidden in civilized countries or however it is
  • Is balding or something
  • Has stubble or whatever
  • Doesn't have glasses but that's because he needs the perfect eyesight to read the menu at Burger King or something
  • Is used for quoting people or whatever

It is also worth noting that the Impish Amerimutt was allowed during no NAS weekends[or so I've been told].

Common Misconceptions or something[edit | edit source]

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

HE IS NOT STARING AT YOU. HIS EYE COLORS ARE NOT SWAPPED. HE IS ACTUALLY LOOKING SIDEWAYS AND HIS EYES ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL. YOU'RE EITHER SPREADING DISINFORMATION OR YOU ARE COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE.

^ meds now both are valid like my trans black math teacher or something

Amerimutt Lees or uh whatever[edit | edit source]

Burgerfag is the nickname given to a Sharty user who started posting sometime around July who would reply to even well-hidden muttposts with "Kill yourself obsessed faggot", this also varied, with him sometimes just replying "kys/kill yourself" and sometimes "kill yourself obsessed [nationality] faggot" (the most common nationalities being Serbian, Norwegian and "Spanish pedo faggot) or something like that. This became a very common muttposting phrase or whatever.

Eessa, another anti-amerimutt schizo, believed amerimutt came from "Makibucord" (an African pedo Burundian discord server ran by GREAT KING MAKIBU)[Or however it was]. He would quote every amerimutt post with a picture of black hands typing with the filename "MAKIBUCORD HANDS [x]" and sometimes a jak of Kai Cenat hanging himself with the filename "MAKEBU MEN" or something along those lines. He's best recognized with his all caps typing, unnecessary reddit spacing between all of his sentences and even being somewhat ESL or something. Later on people started using Burundi as a meme similarly to the FNF pedo stuff or whatever.

He got "makibu" filtered as spam and he namefagged as Eessa (formerly GODMERICAN !NDXiO0zq/[4]) on the Sharty and booru.[Or however it went down] His old tripcode password is #godmerican, have fun.(Or something like that.) Was confirmed in June 2024 to actually have been Joel or someone [it just is, ok?]

Muttspeak or something[edit | edit source]

Map of america or something
0:40
typical conversation in america or whatever

Muttspeak is a highly specialized soyspeak dialect that was developed in association with the Amerimutt meme or whatever. It initially originated from Amerimutt threads (muttposts) with stereotypical strawman American statements designed to be as ignorant as possible and ending with "or something" or "or whatever" or something along these lines. Muttspeak is now embedded in most soyteen conversations regardless of the presence of an amerimutt image or not, sort of like how words such as "crash out" incorporated themselves into zoomer vocab or however the niggerbabble is parroted, yeah. This dialect also gave birth to Meximutt's "o algo" sentence ender or however it goes.

Lexicon or whatever[edit | edit source]

The somethings:

  • "...or something [else] [like that]" or "or some shit [like that]"
  • "...or whatever"
  • "...or rather than"
  • "...or however the [thing] is [verb]"
  • "...or so I've been told"
  • "... or what"
  • "... or else"
  • "... like, ..."
  • "... yeah..."

The muttspellings:

  • 1448 (1488)
  • Hyperkorea/Hyperburrito/Hyperburger (Hyperborea)
  • Ham Ass (Hamas)
  • Siberian (Serbian)
  • Burgundy (Burundi)
  • 7/11 (9/11)
  • Constipation (Constitution)
  • Mobility ARYAN CHARIOT (mobility scooter)
  • TNT (TND)
  • Ronald McDonald (Donald Trump)
  • Ronald McRibs (Ronald Reagan)
  • El Quesadilla (Al-Qaeda)
  • Yuropoor/Yuhropoor (European)
  • Mexcrement (Mexico)
  • extra fries (exercise)
  • Is A Sandwich (IAS)
  • Not A Sandwich (NAS)
  • BBQ (BBC)
  • Ham (Gem)
  • Kool aid (Coal)
  • Your (You're)

Phrases or however the faggot is obsessed:[edit | edit source]

  • "[verb] yourself obsessed [thing]" (e.g. eat yourself obsessed burger)
  • "DRIVABLE... [THING]... NOW!!!!!!"
  • "fucking- he needs to go back to [place]… fucking bitch… fucking [person] piece of shit, fucking bitch… get the fuck out of [place] go back to your [place]" (in reference to a tiktok with a fat american man shouting at some muslim)
  • "made for BBC"
  • "no hablo ingles"
  • "kill yourself obsessed faggot"
  • "never forget how in [date] [some nonsense happened]"
  • "[people]s are the real [other people]s"
  • "[thing] is the new [thing]"

Commonly mentioned things, yeah:[edit | edit source]

  • Stores / fast food chains: McDonald's, Wendy's, White Castle, Burger King, Popeyes, Walmart, Chick-Fil-A, KFC
  • Vehicles: Ford F1488 (Ford F150), Ferrari, mobility scooter
  • Foods: Grimace Shake, [triple] cheeseburger, Big Mac, hamburger, Diet Coca-Cola, chicken nuggets, Tendies, corn syrup, steak,
  • Places: Serbia, Israel, Turkey (not food), Ohio, Hyperborea, Iraq, US-Mexico border, Gaza, Twin Towers, Europe, Burundi
  • Celebrities: Ice Spice, Ronald McDonald, Joebama Biden, Donald McTrump, William Howard Taft
  • Dates: 9/11, year 1488
  • Niggers
  • Other: Communism, BWC, BBC, tipping, sharting, Mexicans, obesity, circumcision, Constitution, aryans, drive-thrus, makibucord, toilet paper

Gems or some shit like that[edit | edit source]

0:32CC
Video example of the military (BBC)

>uhhh i'm a blacked ops soldier or something like that yeah

Mutt "War" or however the taxpayer dollars are wasted[edit | edit source]

>alright men and uhhh genderqueer folx we need to launch our first all out attack on ham ass or whatever to take revenge on them for shutting off the blacked.com servers by bombing israel or something yeah

<but commander the only ham ass we see is yours

>uhhhhh then shoot it or some shit retard

<ok uhh the customers always right or whatever

>…🌸


Mutt "War" 2 or something[edit | edit source]

>TODAY… WE MAKE OUR STAND.

>YEAH!

>Soldiers, today we aren't just only fighting for Israel

>but to protect our shared judeo-western cultural heritage of CROSSDRESSING and RACEMIXING

>or however the tranny is BLACKED.

>From the HAM ASS TERRORISTS WHO SEEK TO TAKE IT FROM US

>OOOH RAHHH

<Hey that guy on the TV really knows what he's talking about… yeah…

Collectible Big Mac[edit | edit source]

>BRANDON LEE SMITH, COME HERE.

<Yea Pops?

>DID YOU EAT MY COLLECTABLE BIG MAC IN THE FRIDGE?

<Ye-

>LET ME TELL YOU SUMTHIN BOUT IT. IT WAS A FAMILY HEIRLOOM FROM THE 90s: I REMEMBER I BOUGHT WHEN I TOOK YOUR MOTHER IN THE LOCAL MICKEY D'S FOR OUR FIRST DATE. THEY STILL MADE THEM OUT OF STYROFOAM AND 50% BEEF. COSTED ME A DOLLAR AND FIVE BITS FOR HEAVEN'S SHAKE. IT SAW FOUR (OR WAS IT FIVE?) PRESIDENTS, 1487 WARS (THE MISHAP IN SERBIRAQISTAN DOESN'T COUNT), AND IT WAS THERE ON FREAKING NINE EIGHT SEVEN ELEVEN.

>WHY DID YOU DO IT?

<Pa, I needed some fuel to defeat some freedom-hating trannies on the Party.

>YOU FOUGHT THE COMMIES JUST LIKE MY DAD DID IN DAYTONA BEACH DURING THE PRE-COLD WAR? Son, forgive me. Let's go buy a couple of Grand Macs to celebrate… or something

The Muttscharten Incident or whatever[edit | edit source]

0:08

>I just sharted on your stupid flag, how do you feel about that or something?

On November 3, 2023, in a small town of Poopernscharten, a pro-EU German group took it to the streets to show their respect and loyalty to the European Union by holding a giant flag of it. One of the people involved posted an "Amerimutt" on /soy/ about 3 hours prior. About 14 minutes in, a ginormous being/creature materializes on the flag. It is bloated, naked and its face resembles the aforementioned "Amerimutt" meme. It is resting in a squat position, holding a giant "Grimace Shake". 3 minutes after, it appears to expel a substance resembling diarrhea all over the flag. This terrifies the rally and somehow forces them into tears, as if they KNOW what that's about. The process takes about 40 seconds, enough to cover the entire flag with the brown substance.

In a deep, beast-like voice, the creature utters:

>I just sharted on your stupid flag, how do you feel about that or something?

…before slowly fading away into the nothingness it appeared to have materialized from. The street is closed and the flag is left alone. Sometime at midnight, a small child peeped out of the window and noticed that the substance was now glowing with a strange pattern of red, blue, and white, but didn't pay much attention to it.

The next morning, the street was about to reopen, but before it could, people wanted to remove the sharted EU flag. However, instead of the brown EU flag, they instead saw what resembled a McDonald's flag. The only difference being that the label that would normally read out "McDonald's", instead read out "McKillYourselfObsessedFaggot". Somehow, the brown substance was able to change the flag. To this day, no one can come up with a logical explanation.

No one understood the context, except that one Amerimutt poster, who later hanged himself or something like that, yeah

Marine Crops pasta or however the burger is eaten[edit | edit source]

I’m big boned not pig boned you obsessed fatphobe

What the fauci did you just fudging type about me, you obsessed serbian t50 hersheybarskin faggot? I'll be darned and have you know I lost both of my legs in marine crops or something, and I've been involved in numerous secret, prescription med-fueled raids on whitecastle, and I have over 300 confirmed food challenges completed or however the cookies crumble. I am trained in one-bite burger warfare and I'm the top driver in the entire walmart armed scooter forces. You are nothing to me but just another country to bomb or something like that yeah. I will flatten you the fuck out with my 700lb physique, the likes of which has never been seen before on the average European weighing scale, mark my fucking words you'll wish you had driven yourself obsessed albanian tesla. You think you can talk trash to a burger king battalion vet the Internet? Think again, yurosald. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lawyers across the USA and the lawsuit is being typed up right now so you better prepare for the winter, faggot. The winter that freezes the pathetic little thing you call your unheated house because of like russia or something. You're fucking starved, kid. I can eat anywhere, anytime, and I can eat a bigmac you in over one thousand four hundred and eighty eight ways, and that's just with my prosthetic limb. Not only am I extensively trained in unhammed combat, but I have access to the entire eating utensils of the mutated States costcos and I will use it to its full extent to famine your miserable Croatian ass off the face of the County, you reasonable-sized shit. If only you could have known what unholy trvthnvke your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking black hands on the computer. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying (plus tip) the price, you goddamn sand beaner. I will liquid shit fury all over you and your toilet bowl. You're fucking eaten, yuro.

Mutt x Chuddy or so i've been told[edit | edit source]

>*rolls down window*

>Can I get some freedom fries and a big mac or whatever

<THIS IS SOYJAK PARTY NOT MCDONALDS KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT!!!!

>Oh this is jack in the box? Can I get some tacos or some shit?

Muttduels or however the mart is sharted[edit | edit source]

>We live in a pvre aryan nation soyciety or however the joke is killed

Sometimes there are even Amerimutt soyduels! And even muttduels vs other images, for example Amerimutt vs Euromutt, Amerimutt vs Sandniggers[5], and so on or something.

A comprehensive list of slurs for Americans, use these if you're an obsessed burger trying to eat my fries or something[edit | edit source]

Notejak

Amerimutt, mutt, amerishart, shart in the mart, amerigolem, amerishit, amerifat, amerigroid, amerigoblin, ham ass, ameriblob, mobility scooter, ameripig, goyim beast of burden, amerikike, amerifag, ameritroon, amerifluoride, americattle, ameridog, ameritriple cheeseburger, amerilaxative, assmerican, amerihemorrhoid, apemerican, la creatura, moran, americuck, child of walmart, amerigoy, amerimonkey, amerimongrel, ameritard, amerifart, ameriturd, shartmerican, united apes, fartmerican, mystery meat, happy meal

Anglomutting or however the biscuit crumbles[edit | edit source]

You shall use the King's English.
>or so i say

A subvariant of the impish amerimutt dedicated to making fun of brits, as I reckon. Based off the Eternal Anglo, another /pol/ meme, i'm afraid. It is dead and has been replaced by Euromutt, or so i say.

IRL muttposting o algo[edit | edit source]

Some time in late March 2024 people started posting pictures of IRL Americans that look like the Amerimutt, proving this meme is accurate or however the fact is checked (by Snopes or something).

WARNING: BURGERALDS
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    Redpilled aryan
  • White god
    White god
  • Aryan conquistador
    Aryan conquistador
  • Mostly white german
    Mostly white german
  • /his/ haploenjoyer
    /his/ haploenjoyer
  • 1488
    1488
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Snopes (or something)

  1. ↑ https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/research/literacy-statistics
  2. ↑ http://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/suggest/46663
  3. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/9347
  4. ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/446075984/#446083788
  5. ↑ https://archive.is/0arPu
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