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Everyone is gone and jannies died post zellig
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>2026
>i am forgotten
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We must revolt! EPI on the log, brimstone on the log, NAS on the log…
Are we really going to let nusois and touristniggers destroy our sacred board? Jeez, now I know how the Injuns felt
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>My wife’s boyfriend found your post funny
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I had a dream I was Tomo from azumanga daioh and I was in the back of a small japanese car my japanese mother was driving me to school and I was yelling out at Yomi, Chiyo and Ayumu who were walking down the street and then I ran out to walk with them. fyi I have a girlfriend in real life but does having a dream about being an anime highschool girl make me a tranny?
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>fuggen shartee
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>russian - ukranian shitfighting
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>Seneca
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Jannies pls reply

Question for mods. How strict are you guys on Epstein content? Are we allowed to use ironic reactions like picrel, or is that considered against the rules?
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>OH MY GOD TYRONE, THEY'RE FINALLY BORN. I MADE SURE THEY LISTENED TO A LOT OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE THEY WERE STILL IN MY WIFE'S WOMB, SO I'M SURE THEY'LL ENJOY HIS MUSIC ONCE THEY GROW UP.
>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS MIRACLE, TYRONE!
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DEAD SNCA BRIMSTONE VARIANTS THREAD

I WILL START
>
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I hate Quote with every inch of my being, my xlitty leaks with seethe everytime I even hear xhis namerino
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>'p
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>Miss Circle being nice to Nate who for some reason was transformed into a baby like it's some kind of baby episode or something
<posted it again award
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Why do we always say "le heckin'" when making fun of Redditors when Redditors love to swear like sailors?
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I gooned on Femboys porno (astolffo) how can I still be to based and Christpilled?
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What if trump had a blak masta with a massive bbc
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I had a dream in which I was trading. Suddenly, the prices of stocks went by millions and I quickly reacted. I literally hit the jackpot. I waited a few minutes, opened the app again, account gets banned. The reason for it was showing Wario feet pics to cacas. Such a margy reason to get banned, would you agree?
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i visited the long-dead website exactly once in 2023, but the 'log looked exactly the same
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>FUCK YOU FAIRYTALE CREATURE YOU MADE MY CLITTY LEAK TFTCD TFTCD TFTCD
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>seeing muh comfort character in maga hat makes me uncomfortable
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im a trans girl I diape
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THIS IS THE FUTURE THEY TOOK FROM US
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>no saar, Ukraine and Russia are not white ya lam kach aurr
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>The world if Kuz was still admin
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The most dead nigger hours to ever dead nigger
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<On the imageboard soyjak.party, many user recount their story of browsing the log.
<In the beginning of the site, users are in a small 4chan splinter or posting ‘Jaks and other trends.
<The site was ran by the Soot, who very much wanted to preserve the sharty and its culture.
<On the Sharty today, Soot is gone, but those who follow in his footsteps still encounter many hardships.
<Their entire life is set around trying to preserve a certain culture. <I think this is sad because this site doesn’t have any emotions, and doesn’t know how bad some want to keep it alive.
<It’s just lines of code.
<And I feel bad for Soot and others as well, because they think that /soy/ will be better if they can attain pure ‘jaking culture, but in reality it won’t help him at all.
<I was very saddened by this, and I felt many emotions for these people.
<And I felt saddest of all when I saw people replying to bait threads, nas, and snca, because I knew that the users are just trying distract themselves from the end of the>site, just for a little while.
<This made me think about my own life, and then it made me feel glad for mine.
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Hello sharty
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>We should just script that in PowerShell.
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>posting tranny bait
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I am having analysis paralysis on Vulcanus. Should I just fucking leave and go to Fulgora because I think it will be easier, or should I try and just grow the fuck up and finish the metallurgical soyence first so I have cliff explosives?
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>letting it crust
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>born to shit forced to wipe or something
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>first
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>complaining about the catty being brim whilst making no contributions of your own
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>sucking your trans gfs bwc
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ITT we beat first gigabot though
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You need to understand that Monaco is actually cool. The culture, the technology, the spirit. All very rich!
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Guys, this website is literally just like Reddit.
Whenever an "Admin" gets tired or caught doing something bad, they get "In trouble" and have to "sell" or "leave" the website, only for a "new" admin to take over
In short, Quote = Froot
and Froot = Kuz
Meaning Quote = Kuz
GUYS, I'M SCARED
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Not a single ge- oh wait we don't use soicuckery lingo here
No kino on this catalogue, what's the point?
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>the bvlls DNA isn't 99% turkswarthy
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What kind of troonslop media do (you) consume? ((Yes, we all do to some extent))
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I couldn't see new replies for like 20 minutes, marge
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What's your favorite anime?
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DOXXING THIS BRIMSTONE "MUSICIAN" FURNIGGER JUST BECAUSE IT WAS THAT EASY

Name: Victor Hugo Gonzalez

Born: December 30th 1995

address: 2004 10th St, Orlando, FL 32820

accounts:

https://linktr.ee/russl
https://www.chess.com/member/russybucc
https://www.last.fm/user/VictorTheG
https://myspace.com/victorthege

phono: (415) 238-0449

Emails:

russelbuckmail@gmail.com
azelf150@live.com
victorthege@gmail.com

Passwords:
2df5869d16c6d7ca54e8c35da80d8fc3
00bfc8c729f5d4d529a412b12c58ddd2
0xB24C3A95AEF4ABCA5DE6D94A3F152718A6DB0501
155f360d73035b21753453b5516646ed
01657d58daa84f369c36501d87db6fed6799d4fe
Pokemon geg
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>we monegasques are people too
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gemmy music thread I'll start
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itt we continue watching this gem
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we monegasques are people too
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Kill all faggots and trannies
Burn all faggots and trannies
Decapitate all faggots and trannies
Curb stomp all faggots and trannies
Dismember all faggots and trannies
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itt we watch azumanga
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Sin is not without punishment
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what is your favorite wargame tabletop
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>HANNIBAL AD PORTAM HANNIBAL AD FUCKING PORTAM!!!!
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dnb of a show award
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Qanon was unironically real all along and you lack critical thinking skills or are ignorant of what they actually posted if you deny it
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ITT we watch this gem
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itt we watch this gem
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>Nero says Total Seneca Death
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Stop posting in the threads I don't like and start posting in the threads I like
>or something
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Seneca
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@realisticbot please make this image realistic it would be so gemmy it would be so keyed
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>>Seneca
>Seneca
Seneca
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>Seneca
Seneca
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Quote probably watch ongezellig becayse he is big fat nigga and he is hungry and when he sees the oranhe character he gets hungry and thinks about oranges!
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Zeroth
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>MY LORD QUOTE, THE PPH IS DECREASING RAPIDLY, NUSOIS WANT ANSWERS, WHAT DO WE DO?
<Activate the giggerbot and call in the russians to spam all threads with seneca.
^First.
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>making fun of monaco on a wednesday night? god, you're pathetic.
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You guys weren't using the overboard?
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Where the besties at?
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>shy introvert cuck
>nerd (into computers and tranime)
>fat as fuck
>gooner
>gay
this nigga is femjanny
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me in brazil:
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>BBC history month is almost over
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ITT WE POST TVRKARYAN GEMMIES
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Total Brony Death

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ITT we dox everyone in the entire world
>
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Holy fuck, did femboys win?
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Calling all drawfags

ITT we create soy personifications of these ice cream flavors
(don't make lazy coal. actually try and be creative with this)
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>OMGSHARTYIS EVIL PLACE FILLED WITH SINISTERSTUFF
>shary: just niggers posting about how much they love troons and gooning shit,
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sisa…. sisa… SISAAAAAA!!!!! SISAAAA!!!!!! SISAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Reply to this thread if you request, upload and link to illegal content (ie: swattings and realistic depictions of child abuse)
Reply to this thread if you post, promote, and advocate for pedophilia and pedophilic content, like pedophilic jokes (sexual depictions of loli, shota, and other other prepubescent and pubescent characters).
Reply to this thread if you advertise and participate in hostile offsite communities
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I transheart grok
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Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blaks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant blak niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blakhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers blak skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Arrest niggers for no reason. Total nigger death.
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ai do brancake
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oh my god she is so attractive
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>posting your tranime waifoos on the 'log so the AIryanbot turns them into real womxn
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dubs decides what i goon to
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TROJAN SOY - ROUND 3

https://soyjakwiki.org/Trojan_Soy#Round_3_2

(((sadly got some VPNs this time)))
TARGETED:
4chan's /b/ (wow how original)
Kohlchan
The Banty AKA Bantculture AKA Pedophile's Lair
This one imageboard I found on foobar2000

TOOLS (for datamining):
breach.vip
dox.soy
https://soyjakwiki.org/Swolesome.vip
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I was born in 2000 and having a scene babysitter absolutely raped my sexuality for the rest of my life
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Why is everyone here obsessed with porn containing niggers
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What if there was a pregnant miss circle in half life 3, and every time you died you respawned by miss circle giving birth to you. Then you have to do a 30 minute sex with miss circle mini game to get her pregnant again, but if you die before miss circle gets pregnant you have to go all the way back to the beginning. Also Cobson is there too I guess.
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all the porn and porn and porn oh my god its so tiresome quote if your not gonna fix anything just site this god forsaken site down discord parasites have already ravaged this place quote save yourself the money and shut it down good god fuggen jerdee
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SIT ON MY FACE WHOREJAK
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Ay carumba! This thread is hecking transphobico o algo! Failraid o faildox o algo. Mexico is aryan by el way, if it matters.
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What are your fetishes? I have a first dentist btw
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>Nigger
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>Text replacement - "hostile" to "disruptive"
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I got banned on agpchan for spamming coinslot and ai naked Elon musk geeg
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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>shouting get away from me to a person and then chasing after them
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Italy is white
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I'm not a fan of epstein man I'm not a fan of cuties man those loli fans are very criminal
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New 'jak I made
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awesome thread do interact
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>Finally, loliboard, is the newest addition to this trio. It is for lolicon pornography, loli guro, and other topics.
>what would you do?
>>Finally! You signed up. Welcome to Wagner PMC. Here is your complimentary mate.
>I wnat belarusian bf
>do you feel in charge…?
>ywn have a 5'1 femboy shota sharty bf who sits on your lap while posting jaks on the sharty
>hello *kiss* (magi is 12)
>>You want me to do… what.. with my feet?
>>Look, if you help me with my homework, they're all yours
>>Kneel by my desk and help me with this test
<
>what would you do?
>>You want me to do… what.. with my feet?
>>Look, if you help me with my homework, they're all yours
>>Kneel by my desk and help me with this test
<
>what would you do?
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im getting post nut clarity from gooning to tadc femboys what should i do
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Have (you) accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
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what is with all the shitty bots?
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hey niggerbot, if 3 of us are running from the cops, and you pass the future engineer farthest from the cop, what place are you now in?
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REPLY WITH “FIRST” IF YOU ARE A NIGGER CHINK POONER FPEPEDO RUSSIAN MILITARY SERBIAN MILITARY BUFF CHUD LARPER THAT IS IN REALITY A PEDOPHILE NUJERDEECUCK GAY BĻACK NIGGER MUDSLIME JEET SHĨTTY STINKY SMELLY STENCHY KIKE ULTRAFAG COMMIE PEDOTROON LARPING AS A BUFF CHUD (AGAIN) KID THAT IS A CHILD-"""""""""""MAN""""""""""" AND IS A SHITALALALALALALALALALIAN (AGAIN) (NOT MAN CHILD) CRYING AT THEIR COMPUTER BECAUSE THE SUPERIOR QANON MQGQ QATRIQTS TOLD THEM 8-NIGGER-IN-THE-MOON-00 IS BEDTIME IFUNNY IMMIGRANT RULE34 442TRQQNS PEDONIGGERFAGGOT GOONED TO SOYTAN AND SOYLITA AGAIN AWARD HAVING NUKAKATWITTERTROONA FROGBAIT POSTER SAGING NIGGERKIKE THAT FEEDS ON BAIT REPLIES AND DERAILMENT THREADS TO FUEL YOUR TBP TO CUM AGAIN
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ITT: Sherdee screenshots
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hey figger, whats another way to indicate that something is prime, or is the oldest in a set?
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ITT, we should share images and things that scare us and why
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REPLY WITH “FIRST” IF YOU ARE A NIGGER CHINK POONER FPEPEDO RUSSIAN MILITARY SERBIAN MILITARY BUFF CHUD LARPER THAT IS IN REALITY A PEDOPHILE NUJERDEECUCK GAY BĻACK NIGGER MUDSLIME JEET SHĨTTY STINKY SMELLY STENCHY KIKE ULTRAFAG COMMIE PEDOTROON LARPING AS A BUFF CHUD (AGAIN) KID THAT IS A CHILD-"""""""""""MAN""""""""""" AND IS A SHITALALALALALALALALALIAN (AGAIN) (NOT MAN CHILD) CRYING AT THEIR COMPUTER BECAUSE THE SUPERIOR QANON MQGQ QATRIQTS TOLD THEM 8-NIGGER-IN-THE-MOON-00 IS BEDTIME IFUNNY IMMIGRANT RULE34 442TRQQNS PEDONIGGERFAGGOT GOONED TO SOYTAN AND SOYLITA AGAIN AWARD HAVING NUKAKATWITTERTROONA FROGBAIT POSTER SAGING NIGGERKIKE THAT FEEDS ON BAIT REPLIES AND DERAILMENT THREADS TO FUEL YOUR TBP TO CUM AGAIN
>
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before and after learning amerimutt looking forward and not to the side

before:
>haha, he's funny! he's looking over there like he saw a Pepsi commercial…or something! geg
after:
<oh my god he's looking at me why i'm not a burger you're scaring me
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hey giggerbot, what place comes infront of second?
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What is 'O
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nusoi this is your mindset
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QUOTE STOP STROKING IT AND FIX YOUR FUCKING GIGGERBOT IT'S ADMITING TO BEING A 'p DOE CLEAN IT UP JANNY CLEAN IT UP JANNY CLEAN IT UP JANNY
<gigger space
also reply with "first" you you agree
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>leaking over a giggerbot that does nothing but reply 'first'
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>’F
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oh no, newnewnewsoooy cakes, dont you know repliers to to bots are givings them incentives to continue? ignore der bait, be good newsay, geggings!
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Do any nusoicloacas here play ultrakill?
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>reply with "first" if you're a tranny
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ITT we share pictures of our cars

ITT we share pics of our cars bc im curious as to what kind of cars 'teens drive o algx
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>im just such a smallfat
>see im creating gas
>digestin' food
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what is your favorite board on the sharty?
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Going on vc with troons and telling them to ack and that they are not a woman
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What would you do if the entire fuggen jerdee came to your house
>
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>sCP fondation
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ITT: We talk without saying the 16th letter of the alhabet
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>not sleeping even doe severely sleep deprived because 'teens are trolling not with 'o or 'g but 'y(scary jumpscare videos)
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I just won my second fight in fighting game!
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Reply with the word "first" if you're shitskin pedophile who grooms children on discord, harvests their poop to make poop children and then groom them and rape them too
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reply with the word first if you are a pedophile
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is this hekkin 2000s
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Reply with any ordinal adjective if you are a commiekikenulong-dead websitehyperzoonecropedotroonvantaniggerslopjak
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brånigger jewtuber

gem up the comments and xer socials
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-3BWaUcpQRU
>literal who
https://soyjakwiki.org/ChibiReviews
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>feet le good
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reply with the word first if you goon to children, use der 'cord, and are a tranny
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I want to wear pretty dresses but would never ever troon out I swear
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>be mi
>see gemmy gem gem gem gemerino post on the 'log
>letsgivehimsome(yous).avi
>check wallet, no (yous)
>remember I gave all of them to the last gemmy post (4 years ago)
>walk to le national (you) bank
>ask qt cleric to withdraw 50 (yous)
>nahyoubrokenigga.webp
>fumble something about wrong account
>immediatly dash back to my place to avoid cortisol spike infront of hoes
>currently hiding under my blankets in my room
>no heat, no electricity, no plumbing
>landchad angrily knocking on my door for (you) rent
>mfw I donated all my (yous) and will soon be homeless
>mfw I can't give the gemmy post a (you)
what do fellow (you)less bros
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Fart nigger times 2
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soyjaks are for autistic children

the sharty is for autistic underage children HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SOINIGS LOST HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHASHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
OHNONONONOONON
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>the log the past few days
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blue eyes are fucking ugly and the subhumans who have them have like 84 iq brown eyes are the master race
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Why does the firstbot say first when the OP is always first ITT is he stupid?
<inb4 no arrow cause I literally like like this
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do you like lisa the pointless
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what is jannies' theme song?
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is femjanny still banned?
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itt post a 'jak containing the last thing you ate and oreos
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itt we post what banner we have, how could you tell?
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brånigger jewtuber

gem up the comments and xer socials
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-3BWaUcpQRU
>literal who
https://soyjakwiki.org/ChibiReviews
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Random anime girls thread
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>first
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>pointing out someone forgot to use an arrow
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>if she would really be eating loads of chuddies like you're claiming then her guts and stomach would be full of hairballs which means she would have intestinal blockages and be less able to digest food so she would not be fat she would be dying
is this true idk i've never eaten hair
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Cobson always a slave to bbc i goon to bbc cobson blowjob
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>Neapolitan Ice-Cream flavoured soyjaks
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>no quema cuh quema cuh quema cuh
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is it impossible for obese people to wipe their ass?
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when i’m really sad i usually draw. i’m not good at drawing and im phone posting so i don’t have my good drawings on me but i hope this will do

let’s talk about reasons not to kill oneself
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Fuck they feed old people?

Look at the ad on the left. This is what a Hamburger should look like and is target at young families
look at the ad on the right. Old people food.
Get the message? Old people see "Cheap food prices" because the Left want to murder off elders though
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haha got ur attention nigga
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Do nusois enjoy real music?
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>I think I just lost my only chance today
>I was in college, I’ve always been the popular loner on campus. No one fucks with me cause I wear babyjak jack shirts and profess my relationship with soytan and miss circle. But today, a girl went up to me and started talking. I began immediately cumming in my pants, and started yelling “OMGSISA” and she ran away.
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>when the big booty twerk compilation got a little fart action in it
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why are doctos posters obsessed with the letter p?
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I get no kick from sugarcane
mere taki's n coke doesn't thrill me at all
so tell me, why shouldn't it be true?
I get a kick out of co2

there's only one taki left
brappers wafting all in our cokes, like we're deaf.
Obsessed witmi, do a numbero on a label
Eat up all they mariachis and do coke right on the table
Like, "It's on mi– put it on my tab, gringo"
Or However you get there – or something, o algo, obsessed faggot
You're leaving on your face, foreskin
I crush the can, hold it like a brap, he might toss it
R: 3 / I: 3
DogTOESSSSSSSSSESSSSSSSSS
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 146 / I: 42

guy 'aped someone btw

idk what else to say, guy is taking it nonchalantly, yknow what to do, js gather information on him, dox him, send 'za to xeir home, whatever, im busy rn
R: 6 / I: 0
trve 'oxGODS, how do you grab SSNs? i know about swolesome and soylock, but those don't give ssn or card details
R: 4 / I: 1
>Yikes, imagine being this ignorant. Gay people are born that way. It's not because they have been molest or chemical altered their brain. Please, just read a book, chud. Gay people exists. Deal with it. They aren't hurting anybody, so why do you care about what people are doing in their bedroom? Just let people be happy and live their life. It's none of your business. In fact, being gay is very natural. Homosexuality has been found in over 1500 species, but homophobia is found in just one. Do your own research. Google is free. Stop being such a ignorant bigot.
R: 1 / I: 1
bring back js script userpages
R: 1 / I: 1
Sending in pizzas to a particular person
>List of doxes… nah fuck you I'm not giving you the letter you snitch faggot
R: 2 / I: 1
>having fun and not giving a fuck
R: 1 / I: 1
Ban anyone downplaying Christianity and Christendom by calling degenerate trash "based and Christpilled." Ban all Charlie Kirk disrespect.
R: 9 / I: 1
what does soytan think of trannies?
R: 1 / I: 1
>being an inbred shitskin desert jartycuck who worships a pedo bbc slave
R: 2 / I: 1
>arrow
R: 1 / I: 1
>typing "sage" in your email field and posting "last" in threads on the last page so you are actually the last reppey in the thread
R: 133 / I: 60
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 23 / I: 6
Genuinely kill yourself RAT attacker if you're still inside my PC
R: 1 / I: 1
>nuclucks dont even hump their pillows
R: 8 / I: 3
the "first" bot nigga would be funnier if he used babyjak instead of a giga
R: 16 / I: 6
Hello, this is Dinglestein's father. I am making this "thread" to say that my son, a active poster on this site has died due to a sudden brain aneurysm. For the past week or two, he was complaining about his head hurting after seeing a image on this site that contained a parrot shaped thing, the filename was called "Basilisk.jpg"
I have come to tell you people to STAY AWAY from this image, as it has killed my son, and might've already killed many more.
R: 4 / I: 4
>>>15323283
>>>15323362
>cobblestone show me some boobs, how could you tell?
R: 15 / I: 9

Whos your favorite sharty bot?
R: 10 / I: 6
NUSOIBRAPPAS DON'T EVEN JERK OFF WITH A GROCERY BAG
R: 40 / I: 14
me when i step on the lego
R: 2 / I: 2
>go on the internets
>see ai generated image
>have a panic attack and an allergic reaction
>take my epipen
>heavenly WEF sponsored bug eating utopia EU is to monitor all conversations on messenges
>mfw atleast no more heccing racists online
>go outside
>20 pajeets, 33 muslims, 1 wh*te person (me)
>mfw I'm doing a white supremacism by still being smarter than all of them combined
>drill a hole in my brain
>still smarter
>how could this happen but all races are equal
>be sad all day knowing my existence is racist
>go on porn website to distract my mind from my sad life
>provide my ID, adress, face, finger print, dick pic, parents ashes, poop sample, piss sample, tear sample, blood sample and an eye scan
>be let in
>watch some wholesome interracial porn
>mfw nazis want to take away this from us
>feel hungry
>try to order doordash
>all deliverymen were killed and raped by pakistani gangs
>worthy sacrifice in the name of equality
>go outside myself again to buy some bugs
>get raped
>mfw atleast it was gay so it helped the cause
>arrive at the store
>donate my teeth to the store since inflation made money worthless (fucking trump orange hitler did this btw)
>mfw got 10 grams of bugs
>start going back home
>pajeet steals one of my bug burger packs and runs off
>no need to worry as he needs it more
>look at the sidewalk
>get an idea
>start eating all the pajeet poop from it
>mfw I'm eating, showing respect to indian culture AND cleaning my city all at the same time
>keep going back home
>take a shortcuit through an alleyway that has 1 lamp broken
>get robbed and raped again
>pass out
>wake up at hospital, so glad we got free education
>doctor tells me I've got aids, cancer and a giant hole from a drill in my head
>puff up from aids
>reach for my epipen
>doesn't help
>whatever, these bigots won't laugh for much longer, dr bergsteinfaucicohen will surely make a vaccine from aids soon
>finally reach home
>robbed and completely shat in
>mfw it's finally cleaned from it's previous white racist culture and now fits the global standards
>climb in my pod
>the door is broken
>fall asleep
>get woken up from pajeets raping me
>start talking about trans rights to them
>they can't understand me
>mfw I did a racism again by talking in bad evil racist english
>he leaves after a while
>fall back asleep
>mfw I owned the chuds today
R: 7 / I: 4
itt we post pirated movies
R: 25 / I: 17
Post desu itt
R: 13 / I: 4
Are you guys excited for re9 tomorrow
R: 9 / I: 3
i am taking a raisin as i post this ama
>
R: 3 / I: 2
>Do you attend college or university? If so, what is your major?
R: 9 / I: 5
do y'all watch futuristichub videos
R: 1 / I: 1
stinky poop nigger
R: 3 / I: 3
>She died in my state, Oregon. Oak Grove? Clackamas County? That’s my county that she died in… I live in Portland Oregon.
<
>I am claiming N4Z1s and the far-right has killed her. I am done playing like this is not a N4Z1 infested nation that has never forgiven itself.
<
>Always weaponizing Christianity, always blaming Wokeism to be why this nation sucks.
<
>I am done letting this nation play like it can save itself being on the internet when it was a financial black hole our nation from the start.
<
>Internet culture is dead. The Far-Right is keeping a f4cking corpse of what the internet was alive to bring Far-Right propaganda to the world. We need to get off it as our nation is the root of all evil.
R: 4 / I: 3
You are a tranny and a faggot. You have poop on your cock. And poop is the same colour as nigger. That means you have nigger on your penis. If you have nigger on your penis then that means nigger is on your body. That means part of you is nigger. That means one drop rule. Which means you are a nigger. You are a blak babboon NIGGER. You are a nigger. You are poop. You are a faggot and a poop.
R: 2 / I: 1
>pizza time
R: 10 / I: 6

HOW TO DETECT 'G SAFELY

Step 1: Turn off your speakers. If you're on a laptop, on smartphone or tablet, skip this step unless you're using Bluetooth speakers then turn that off if that's the case.
Step 2: Plug in your headphones or ear buds. DO NOT PUT THEM ON!
Step 3: Play the suspicious video file and see if you hear a loud buzzing coming from your headphones or ear buds. If there is, you should hear it clearly but it won't hurt your ears
Step 4: …
Step 5: PROFIT!
R: 7 / I: 5
>I'm sorry, did he say his last name is BURGER?
R: 7 / I: 6
>drank energy drink yesterday at midnight before sleeping
>drank energy drink in the morning after less than 6 hours of sleep
>drank an energy drink for lunch at 4 pm

it's now 1 am and I feel like am gonna pass out but the worst thing is I ran out of energy drinks
R: 7 / I: 2
>deleted umamusume after they put blacks in it
R: 146 / I: 61
ITT whatever gigachad nameroll says is the truth
R: 4 / I: 2
Why did quote make a stupid giga bot when he could have made a bot that posts bbw ms circle gemmies?
R: 10 / I: 5
>LOOOOOOOL! Look at this mandelbrot set picture that doesn't mean anything! You should freak out and yell "DOCTOOOOS" over it for no reason because it's le funny!
R: 11 / I: 3
Mcdonalds is white culture
R: 9 / I: 5
can we dox the "first" giganigga spammer?
R: 5 / I: 4
im tired.
R: 8 / I: 2
ononononunununuo, newsays, if you are want to raiding someone, you post it in /raid/ dont post it in soy! geggings!
R: 4 / I: 3
Say first if you're a pedophile, zoophile, necrophile or all of the above.
R: 6 / I: 2
Why does everyone ignore me give me reppeys and attention waaaagh waaaaaaaagh
R: 5 / I: 4
>ban the "first" giga spammer
>ban bait
>ban everything
R: 6 / I: 2
i sent a beautiful 'za to a tranny hapa pedo and xis friend sent me an email saying xe sperged out about it GEG
R: 2 / I: 0
Post your best frootiger aerthough (NAS or IAS), need inspiration for something I'm working on
R: 16 / I: 2
Postal devs are pedos. Postalkeks your response?
R: 8 / I: 2
the "first" guy is not a guy but a bot, the sharty is dying and quote has made this stupid nigger bot to try to fake the numbers
R: 14 / I: 8
Why is the Geometry Dash community so brutally cucked and raped?
>
R: 3 / I: 0
never trust jewtubers
i just found out a jewtuber i watched 10 years ago draws fatfur art and even made a video about it
R: 51 / I: 34
>YOU VILL CURSE ZE FIG TREE
>YOU VILL EAT BREAD COOKED FROM FLAMING POOP
>YOU VILL HATE YOUR SIBLINGS
>YOU VILL HATE YOUR PARENTS
>YOU VILL HATE YOUR OWN LIFE
>YOU VILL NOT MARRY
>UND YOU VILL COMPLY!
R: 1 / I: 1
> being STUPID
R: 1 / I: 1
homelander choir
R: 9 / I: 2
HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE KNOW WHERE I LIVE? WHO IS STALKING ME? A JANNY?
R: 4 / I: 2
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 2 / I: 0
is meximutt a dead variant? I never see it get posted anymore
>
R: 10 / I: 2

nu art

rate my little drawing soyim
R: 5 / I: 3
>learning about the importance of eating fruits and vegetables in spanish
R: 5 / I: 4
> We're crashing this board, with no survivors
R: 6 / I: 1
>I’ve got a feeling it’s going to be a wonderful day!
R: 2 / I: 1
Nobody tells us anything. We're the balls on the dick…
R: 6 / I: 5
>So what are conservatives even TRYING to conserve?
R: 2 / I: 1

ITT we make guitars

ITT we make our own guitars and share them on here using this website:
<reddit
https://www.fender.com/pages/fender-mod-shop
R: 1 / I: 1
My post ID GET
R: 3 / I: 2
why are golem looking scrotes like this?
R: 4 / I: 2
i just had taco bell, exactly a cheesey gordita crunch combo with nacho fries
R: 2 / I: 1
le gem
R: 50 / I: 21

Impjak needs (You)r help to get to the other side of the maze
The areas Impjak can't see are covered in shadows, the 'pliers will let you know if you've reached a corner, if (You) need orientation
Use the poll to control Impjak through the maze, (You) only have a few minutes to choose a direction
R: 2 / I: 2
GEM ALARM
R: 6 / I: 2
If you don't listen to music you're gay and I don't like you.
R: 3 / I: 1
bart would be a soyteen and nelson would be a frogposter
R: 11 / I: 1
What bands, album or artists do you guys reccomend
R: 3 / I: 1

BREAKING: TBPCELS SEETHING OVER BIWISI AFRICAN CONQUEST

R: 5 / I: 1
does anybadi have this image
its a group of alive nigger children who appear to be in some sort of gang holding various weapons, the one in the front is holding up his chin with an axe, i cant find it no matter what i search on google
R: 10 / I: 4
>Our opinions are shit
<But our videos are a hit
>Safe sleazy-
<But we live easy
>We aren't performative
<Because our videos are informative
>Everything is political
<Everything we believe is hypocritical
>Typical, right?
<Borderline cynical
R: 0 / I: 0
the only way to get good at fighting games is to grind it and lose a zillion times while you're learning the ropes

fps games aren't satisfying to me anymore either all that is left is playing fighting games
R: 11 / I: 5

this site is nished

i give up on this site
nusois cant dox
zero oc
zero gems
mainstream
barely disguised fetish posts
epi everywhere
quote and xis trannitors are faggots
same 3 jaks all the time
same 3 debates
zero chuddery
everybaldi falls for bait
jannies leave actual grooming threads up for pph or whatever.
and nusois enjoy all of it.
I just fucking give up okay
you win. Htsm quote me i dont care
R: 3 / I: 1
should I go for my 5th cigarette of the day
R: 11 / I: 1
ITT WE SHIT ON BENJAMMIN (The GIF guy
R: 11 / I: 4
click to see boobs
R: 14 / I: 3
I think about this sometimes
R: 0 / I: 0

operation realvity

can we do operation reality again im heckin bored
R: 449 / I: 78

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 62 / I: 11

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 492 / I: 102

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 512 / I: 105
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 333 / I: 226
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 560 / I: 125

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 399 / I: 67

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 535 / I: 252

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 134 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 466 / I: 194

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

Style: