Xavier Xerus's Song

X Because I am

X, X, X, X, X, WRONG! ALL WRONG!

I Xavier Xerus am WRONG! ALL WRONG!

I am all maxed, I mean up mixed WRONG! ALL WRONG!

I mean mixed up OH fajitas X, X, X, X, X, X, X

My Name's Xavier Xerus and I'm quite complex

And my foot is just exactly where my hand should be

I am made all wrong, where do I belong

When the parts all mixed and in betwixt belong to me

My Name's Xavier Xerus and I'm quite complex

And my front is now exactly where my back should be

I am made all wrong, where do I belong

When my right side up is upside down and under me?

Quite complex, X I señor quite am feet

Just exactly hands should mix belong the back of me

Because, front all wrong right upside is when

Down exactly where my X and back is wrong should be

Wrong, All Wrong, All Wrong, All Wrong

Xavier Xerus, you are mixed up and all wrong,

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.