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At least I figured out attack animations

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzN6yqMsGRI [Embed]
Your game DOES have a top-notch soundtrack that will let you make more than 5 and a half times as much money as you need to make your game................... right?????

>>558506529
I don't think so

>>558506296
Progress:
Just helped this anon >>558501102 → >>558505359 → out

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progress: I overslept again.
End of progress.

you niggas are all huge faggots

I'm wondering how to model a chicken

Try to get a little done before work.
Post dev music

https://youtu.be/Dc0HBsqI4v8?si=2ENuJIBA_A786iWN [Embed]
https://youtu.be/0lt8pz4B8vs?si=U4vn8r3J8unO-3PE [Embed]
https://youtu.be/PLWAO3ED5KI?si=xh_mOuXKfotncPSG [Embed]
https://youtu.be/M-UaEQHA704?si=L9Dz9_Uy43ZWE-Te [Embed]

>looking through next fest
>mado dev jumpscare
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4289020/Monstergirl_Hunters/
He's on his third game and he started his first after I finished my current game it's over for me.

>>558506196 (OP)
>>558506296
i will take great joy watching your DEI shartformer flop, tranny

>>558508020
>after I finished
after I started
I am big retard monkey

>>558508020
God I feel so slow

>>558508020
well yeah it's easy when youre remaking the same game with the same assets over and over, also
https://steamcommunity.com/app/4289020/discussions/0/755052765483372643/
>godot

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>>558506296
Pushed equip and unequip behaviors commit
https://codeberg.org/FroggyGreen/tae

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I'm gonna drop godot.
I am not autistic enough to finish a full game with it.

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https://github.com/00mkl/convert-4chan

Made this bash shell script to convert all videos from the current directory to 4chan-ready format.

I dont remember if it's currently working tho

>>558508335
Neat

>>558506296
Literally just decided to start working on an enemy. Yes, it is supposed to be a bigass featherless bird-man-thingy with a long neck because fuck you

>porn gets btfo by AI
>madodev comes back crawling
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>558508775
You aren't "autistic" (driven) enough to finish anything cris.

Wow, I feel depressed

my game has a 4chan reference. but its very subtle

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web build is working
even works on my phone

i'm going to actually submit this demon day

>>558508020
Third game already?
The game I was working on when he started was eventually secretely cancelled. That game was probably in development for years prior to his first game. Since then one new game has been put on pause, in all lilelihood it will be retroactively cancelled. New game now, this one looks doable but man no releases and he's already finishing up a second one and moving onto a third? What do I lack?

>>558508330
>well yeah it's easy when youre remaking the same game with the same assets over and over
Madodev is the fromsoft of agdg devs?

>>558510831
Branno with artist edited art? Or someone making a game in the same genre?

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>>558511102
different dev
this is an auto battler, not an incremental game

>>558510880
>What do I lack?
Probably about 30 IQ points and 300 ng/dL of testosterone.

>>558511710
>no sexy anime girls
>no charm
>no funny dev personality

when will pixel-shitters finally take the hint and use a real engine?

What have I gotten done in the last 3 or so weeks?
>Camera
>Enemy AI
>Something else I forgot
>Player model movement
Oh god

How do people make props without violating 8 billion copyright laws?
>model a lamp
>get sued because it's the IKEA whatever-the-fuck
Do you really have to invent millions of new background props

>>558513569
https://www.fab.com/ retard

>>558513707
I don't want your asset flip slop, jeet retard.

I need to write something in ncurses named ariel

>>558511710
Okay. By the way the art is kinda there and kinda not there at the same time. I think your UI is what needs an overhaul the most.
>demo day starts next week
Lol looks like I'm not making it.

>>558514019
You also don't want to ever finish and ship a game, nodev retard.

>>558514097
It's called taking pride in your work, nosales retard.

>>558511710
How did you do the stipple effect on the clouds? Is that a fancy shader?

>>558506529
Odd how you think it was just the soundtrack and not the entire game being a killer package

>>558514237
You're confusing pride with delusional cope, nodev retard.

>>558514358
not the dev but that stipple effect is called dithering. the assets looks ai-generated but there's definitely dither shaders you can find online

>>558514625
didn't that dev post here before

>>558506196 (OP)
>>558506885
>>558507946

>>558507286

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Success breeds jealousy.

>>558514625
Wait is this genderbender

Marketing isn't everything unless you don't do it

>Demo Day soon
Uhh guys????

>>558514625
Odd's that person is a woman mad that she is losing attention to a 2D waifu or a man with contradictory beliefs?

>>558514728
Don't think so but I've confused it before. Iirc there is a dev making a similar game but it's not to this game's level of quality.

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its just like agdg kek

>>558510831
>>558511710
reminds me of super auto pets

Why does Mccad tweet like nothing happened? Why do the Tweets still have 1,000 apiece? Joker should pick another guy to leak.

>>558515569
What is he some trans man sick

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Testosterone Boosting Music:

https://youtu.be/pf5STiPnbBU [Embed]

>>558515569
>get swole
>attract other men
>fail to attract any women
>make game
>attract other gamedevs
>fail to attract any gamers
Many such cases.

>>558515847
yes its literally the same remember that video everytime someone shits on ur game

>>558506296
A tiny bit of art.

>>558506885
Did you at least work on your game since that post sis? I haven't done much but did work on a bit of art.

>>558515569
Based Chad! Taking down those ugly old roasties.

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>>558506296
Eh, it's a start. I need to find a way to make it look more grotesque. Maybe give it more humanoid traits somehow

Mom gave me 40 dollars and I'm it on wine

>>558515847
Why does nobody care?

>>558512663
i would make tranime if it paid well, sfw tranime games flop much harder than normal games, tell your "sisters" to buy games instead of playing gacha

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>>558516412
If your goal is to attract women, do the things that make yourself actually attractive to women.
If your goal is to sell video games, make a game that is attractive to gamers who actually buy and play video games.

>but my goal isn't to attract women or sell games
Then stop crying about not being able to attract women or sell games, NGMIgger incel.

Me? I miss Joey Fygoon.

>>558517427
What if your target is a specific audience?

>>558517427
Betz meltie

>>558517516
Do you have real evidence that your "specific audience" actually spends any substantial amount of money buying video games?

>>558517923
I mean it's a genre that's pretty well-loved by people, so yeah, I guess they do

>>558518051
Every "popular" PC genre is already a niche within a niche within a niche. Did you look at any real data? How do you know it's not oversaturated?

what if I release a game called '[Game] Classic' and then release a game called '[Game] 3D' ?

>>558518625
Why don't you try releasing Pong first?

>>558518342
Because it's hard to make and can be counted in the hundreds maybe

>>558518727
when I make Pong and post it in this General, it is going to produce shock and awe.

>>558518879
>maybe
So you don't actually know, and after all these posts, you still haven't said exactly what genre it is. You might as well buy a lottery ticket.

>>558519006
I refuse to say because I know your ilk. You never post any progress and just scream at everyone.
The less information I give to you, the less you can use against me.

>>558509552
If you can't drop the insult maybe the other guy really don't have anything great from you either. The skills costs alot more than tables and such, supposedly.

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Proggy quota met, time to procrastinate.

Just saw a bad girl who somehow remembered me i should have asked her to try my app

>>558519074
I also know your ilk. I'll hear about you when "why did it flop?" anon reposts your "I spent 8 years working on my dream game and it sold 47 copies" reddit postmortem.

JUA
just use AI

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>>558514967

>>558518727
What if I release a game called 'Pong Classic' and then release a game called 'Pong 3D'?

>>558519505
Actual gigachad-tier yesdev behavior

>>558519619
>if you listen to my control freak """advice""" you are le gigachad
embarrassing tranny betz

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>it works but the solution is weird

https://youtu.be/RqmHvVabdL0?t=730 [Embed]

Stop making games that don't appeal to content creators.

>>558520348
>https://youtu.be/RqmHvVabdL0?t=730 [Embed]

>Stop making games that don't appeal to content creators.

I just imagined her doing a sneethe face again. I love her so much bros.

>>558520613
>I just imagined her doing a sneethe face again. I love her so much bros.

>>558506529
I'm not that good at singing. addy has it all

>>558519165
What's your quota, set amount of work? Time?

On that note any of you guys have a time quota? Weekday's vs weekend quota's?
>me
None I just work whenever despite being a neet.

>>558515847
>>fail to attract any women
wrong tho, women say they don't like muscular men but that's just a cope for something they can't have

I thought I was good at my game, but a playtester had played a similar game for 9000 hours and holy crap

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>>558522267
ya sure lil bro

Progress:
made a 20 loc particle system and thats it for today

>>558519240
There it is. Also, if you must know:
My dream game is literally just a somewhat simpler spiritual successor to Onimusha Warlords, honestly. I'm actually well on my way to having the programming side of it 100% done despite having spent less than two months on it in total.
The "Dream" part of it exists more on an artistic level if I'm being completely frank, even if the style I have in mind is rather simplistic. I wish I was better at modeling/animating, which is my biggest hurdle despite making progress on that front.
ALSO everyone knows that if the characters/story/music are good enough, people will care more. FFS look at Undertale. That shit's not even that good mechanically or artistically but it had memorable characters people liked so it succeeded.

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Art progress

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>>558523624
art progress 2

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>>558523467

>>558519113
What?

>>558520348
absolutely wild these youtube grifters are making 1k+ on patreon when they release slop after slop that doesnt sell
what the hell do people see in them?
It's not like their gamedev logs are particularly interesting either because they just asset flip and paste it into the flavor of the month low effort genre

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>>558523467
dwai anon I think the characters in Undertale are trash

>>558524367
Hey, I'm just saying that people found them charming, so the game sold better. Basic math, m8
>>558523810
If I must also admit, I'm not very good at writing stuff that people LIKE.

>>558520348
>turning your own dnd campaigns into video games is bad
Reminder this is what created Diablo 1 (along with the entire ARPG/Roguelite genre) and Warcraft 3

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>>558524658
I love bunnies!

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i... locked out...

>>558524658
cute art

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How does it feel to compete with this?

>>558525126
Pretty bad

>>558525126
>How does it feel to compete with this?

>>558525126
im not competing with that, it released ages ago

>>558525185
you mean 5 months ago

>>558525223
Man that was a while ago

>>558525126
It's already out so I don't have to compete with it anymore, maybe when it goes on an extreme sale but I can price those people out pretty easily which creates a clear split between people who obviously bought it on release and cheapskates. And this is just my opinion but I think Vector graphics look cheap and when I sit down and want to be immersed I don't want to feel like I'm playing a flash game.

Why should I buy your platformer when I can just buy Silksong?

>>558525358
Some games are so influential that you'll still be "competing" with them long after they released.

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>>558525126
This is who you are selling your game to.

>>558525429
What's keeping you from buying Silksong?

>>558525429
Because I'm not making a platformer!

>>558525565
Lots of people buy Silksong only to realize they don't really like Metroidvanias all that much and found the controls and precision platforming segments annoying. It's also a very long game, if you make a 30h game (though it's probably around 80-100h to 100%) you're also competing with all the AAA and Souls-likes. Some people just aren't that interested in playing something that takes longer than 10h to beat

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>>558523785

>>558526054
ground looks a little rocky/clay like with all the noise and dark color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBAryaRw2F8 [Embed]

How do I make a clicker
I can't code
I can't draw
I can't make music
I don't know how to do sound effects
I'm 45 and homeless

>>558526680
>How do I make a clicker
>I can't code
>I can't draw
>I can't make music
>I don't know how to do sound effects
>I'm 45 and homeless

>>558526680
https://www.google.com/search?q=stopwatch

>>558526680
don't worry, Claude will make game developing accessible and soon everyone will be yesdev GMI tier

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>Swear to god model has a million Ngons
>Check
>There are none
How the fuck is this model actually up to standards

Just vibecoded a Majora’s Mask ripoff. It’s got over 60 different masks to autistically collect.

>>558527295
...May I see it?

>>558524658
very cute

>>558524658
Is there any gameplay for this? Ive only seen the various bunny drawings

Wow I feel miserable.
Asset mines suck

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no comment

>>558528615
>no comment

>>558528615
bel? more like baal

>>558528615
>rpg
>look inside
>action adventure game
le sigh

>>558528615
Are kickstarters back? That purple bean platformer got funded past initial goals immidiately too

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>>558528615
bel? more like sex

>>558528615
I don’t intend to start a Kickstarter, because the only thing I could use the money for is to get more dudes to work on the game

>>558515569
hahahaha based

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what do you do if someone uses the same title for their game as yours?

>>558529525
Change your title.

>>558528615
It's got some cool Berserk inspired art at least

>>558529525
I don’t even know what the fuck I’m gonna call it. Although I want something simple and ominous

>>558529650
>cool
You talk like a child.

>>558529681
>>cool
>You talk like a child.

>>558529525
Nothing. Just look at the five different Maid Cafe games. I wanted to name one of my prototypes "Rock Bottom", but there are current two unreleased store pages with that title on Steam. I might just go for it anyways.

>>558529717
I say this.

>>558529681
no cap
vibe check
bussin bussin fr fr

>>558529681
okay the juxtaposition between the simple cutesy Nintendo N64/Gamecube-era inspired artstyle combined with clear references from Berserk suggests underlying darker themes in line with how most people read Majora's Mask which is both interesting and aesthetically pleasing.

In other words, cool

>>558529925
People using the word 'cool' is a major trigger for me.
There exists a broad range of vibe-based catch-all terms that have poisoned the minds of the general population and crippled their ability to think and verbalize to a degree necessary for productive discourse and introspection.

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I think I am .. this close to knowing how gamedev works but I just need like, a massive enough tutorial that will, like, help me make http://tululoo.com/ game
At least modern features like p2w, links, center on webpage, animations, menuing, FMV out and in, so on so forth, all with only tululoo's feature and... Minimal math, or even it's manuals.

>>558530110
cool story lil bro

>>558530110
cool it

>>558530110
just put the fries in the bag bro

>>558530110
You will NEVER be cool

>>558530110
coolio

>>558530164
>>558530201
>>558530110
>>558530427
Yawn. No 'cool' ok.

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I like how every millennial in this thread piled on this kid for trying to shit on our word. Good work, guys.

>>558530110
I’m just confused

>>558525429
if you didnt already buy silksong you werent going to and hence werent going to buy my platformer either

>>558530546
Someone described living with autism as watching a movie in a foreign language with bad subtitles. Sometimes them describing a problem is all you need to understand the person

Honestly, I think my biggest issue at the moment is art, both 2D and 3D, and animation.

>>558528887
gamercattle never learn

>>558529525
sexo

I wish I knew what the hell I was doing

Any tutorials I should follow so I can learn how to Godot better?

>>558531742
Start with Dodge the Creeps.

>>558524193
>when they release slop after slop that doesnt sell
their next game is looking like it will actually make ok money
>what the hell do people see in them?
They represent the more uncomfortable and realistic side of gamedev. The people who put in the effort but don't get the results.

>>558531905
>The people who put in the effort but don't get the results.
>3 asset flip anomaly games and a trend hopping incremental game made in a couple months
they represent low effort slop that want a get rich quick lottery ticket

>>558529525
punch them in the tummy

Any tutorials I should follow so I can learn how to http://tululoo.com better? Especially everything related to ui,ux and, the general framework of a game, maybe enough for a browser multiplayer game. Haven't seen much book other than gamemaker companion but even that seems lacking. Also crazy ex.

I’m not doing anything right

>>558532297
>they represent low effort slop that want a get rich quick lottery ticket
You've obviously never made a game if you think those games are low effort slop.

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Yesterday I didn't pay back any of the time I owe to my game, so it's still 13h20m. I was working on tightening the economy of my game, which required changing some mechanics which in turn required tinkering with the physics system, so fixing the economy of my game looked a lot like working on physics.
No donutposting today because I'm out of money and these biscuits is all I got.

I upgraded and tried out Claude Max and fuck.. we're cooked

>>558534427
It doesn't really matter what scope your project has in gamedev because the bar gets lower every single year
>don't make a metroidvania it's impossible solo
>don't make a platformer it's impossible solo
>don't make survivorslop it's impossible solo
>don't make a clicker it's impossible solo
>don't make an incremental game it's impossible solo
>don't make pong it's impossible solo
And every released project is somehow an outlier, some people are just better than others, put in less effort and get better results than whatever that Randomice game tried to be that was linked the other day.

>>558534626
>realizing we're cooked only now
>after having laughed at ChatGPT in 2023
we were always cooked and you should have known 3 years ago. the fact you didn't shows you weren't going to amount to much anyway.

>>558534901
brother I manually copied code back and forth to ChatGPT in the browser in 2023 and laughed at the racist memes it said when it wasn't neutered yet end 2022

>>558534626
>I upgraded and tried out Claude Max and fuck.. we're cooked

>>558535079
>>I upgraded and tried out Claude Max and fuck

>>558535072
so why are you realizing we're cooked only now? why wasn't it painfully obvious to you 3 years ago?

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OOPfags, care to explain why you haven't made the switch?

>>558534901
>>558535459
Because it only now can do what I wanted it to do and it's rather the opposite that my expectations were higher so I would amount to doing more than the average person

>>558535663
I did some projects in functional programming and I just can't. Anonymous functions are a product of brains struggling with gender dysphoria.

>>558535798
so it didn't occur to you that like automobiles, planes and other technology, it would advance rapidly? can you even think 3-4 years into the future? are you aware of the passage of time?
APOLOGIZE TO ME FOR TELLING ME I WAS BEING ALARMIST 3 YEARS AGO!!1

>>558536016
scaling laws retard

>>558535875
Do you have a less trans-coded analogy?

>>558535663
Arguing about programming paradigms is a /g/ nodev pastime

>>558526680
kek

>>558536049
>your predictions were correct
>and that's why you're a retard
no wonder AI is catching you by surprise in 2026. you're like a lower animal capable of living only in the moment with no ability to think about the future.

>>558536191
you're a retard because you ignored what I said about scaling laws, there's no way to predict the future so you're just a retard crying about timespans of 3 years when hindsight is 20/20

>>558527021
You can't prompt taste

>>558535663
structured programming is as autistic as oop. just pick what works for you and ur project

>>558536249
it wasn't hindsight when back in early 2023 I was predicting total AI coding superiority in a few years' time.

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>>558524814
Wait, bocchi is 15?

>>558536431
A bit on the older side, but still would.

>>558536396
you should've realized that the noise to signal ratio of you N=1 is not important in the grand scheme of things, I learned this the hard way when I keep telling people things

>8 days, 21 hours to DD
yeah, I'm starting to think it's time to panic

>>558536582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anx73XLlF1w [Embed]

>>558536431
japanese 15 is like american 21 its like dog years

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>>558536743
>japanese 15 is like american 21 its like dog years

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>the long game

>>558536743
very true, unfortunately.

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>it works

looks like fagoon and his friends are back from school

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>>558506296
Progress - another cheat code implemented - big heads. I didn't quite understand what made it so funny to the devs of yore, but I gotta say, it grew on me.

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added 2 more weapons to my game, boomerang and kitchen knife, now a total of 6 (gun, bow, sword, dagger, boomerang, kitchen knife) also added both headless and render modes. headless mode allows me to run the simulation automatically without graphics (since theres no player input), which allows me to run lots of battles for balance purposes. my initial design for the kitchen knife had it at like 80%+ win rate, but i redesigned it while running 500 battles (100 against each other weapon) until its win rate was closer to 50%. render mode allows me to capture the video of a battle without me having to run the game or orbs, it just records every frame to a png, records when audio plays and with what volume and pitch, then puts them together into a video using ffmpeg. this video was recorded with this method and it works really well. the headless mode generates a battle report with seeds, so, for instance, to generate this video, i just picked a seed where one of the balls survived with low hp, and then used render mode to create the video to see if the battle was interesting.

full video with sound here https://anchor.blot.im/files/home/current.mp4

>>558537168
>>558537230
>two actual gamedev progress posts
we don't do that here, gentlemen

>>558535663
>care to explain why you haven't made the switch?
to?

>>558538342
ECS

>>558537230
i dont know what im looking at but im intrigued
the clanging sound seems a bit much

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>>558538539

>>558537168
>bighead cheat in the ai interrogation game
this is the last thing I expected when walking into agdg

>>558537230
I swear I've seen 2 or 3 games in this exact same style, did I miss a FOMO that inspired this?

>>558539281
https://x.com/Earclacks

anyone tried motion matching in unreal? does it have input delay or performance issues compared to state machines?

>>558539301
thanks
interesting how he can't finish the game so he's instead posting random matchups on twitter
I guess this is a another case of clones releasing before the the thing that made it popular

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I got my run-time particle system working

Let's say I made a video game and uploaded it to steam. Will I make as much money as the balatro guy?

>>558539843
perhaps wrong, but that effect seems very flashy(as if a tele pad) for just an aoe damage residue on the floor
would add lots of noise in combat

>>558539843
HD2D doubters in shambles....

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After much effort on the UI design I realized I screwed up. I will likely have to scrap some of my designs. So much time wasted on this, grim.

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>>558540285

>>558539953
Are you a nepo baby with family in the industry or media?
Do you have the money to pay multiple streamers to advertise your game?
Do you personally know Gabe Newell?
If you answered yes to any of these questions then maybe

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>>558540359
>First time?
Nah.

I give up trying to create my own textures. I'm going back to plundering textures from the internet. I don't care if my game looks unique or not.

I give up trying to create my own game. I'm going back to plundering gameplay from the chatgpt. I don't care if my game is unique or not.

Checked out BiteMe Games's store page for the first time and holy shit it's the personification of "we just make games to make money"

No passion or emotion, just slop.

When will /agdg/ have it's MMO 98 moment?

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>>558541136
>Being completely honest, to me this is worthy of a Negative Review for the demo. But i'm gonna be nice to Bite Me dudes, and give the demo a couple more tries later, to see if maybe i'm just playing the game wrong.

>>558541057
What's the problem? Have you seen what the game market is like nowadays. You wanna be the guy making his dream game for 10 years and finally give up and release to 50 reviews total?

>>558541495
Worked for Terraria and Rimworld.

>>558541320
hey at least he's giving it a fair shake, the japanese would have slaughtered it already

>>558541525
don't bait him like that he's just gonna move the goalpost to "released in X year" and then when you mention Valheim he's gonna post the graph and ignore the increases in the sub-500 reviews segment

i have a foolproof plan for exposure and ill cut you in once i make my money agdg, maybe

>>558541740
you want exposure?
*unzips dick*

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>>558541792

I like the idea of an MMO manager, but from the PoV of a game master.
You're basically jannying cheaters, reports, helping people out, and seeing players grow.

>cheaters
You have a log tab where you see XP, gold and items gained by players.
Your goal is to catch and ban players.
>reports
You have a report tab where you have to accept or deny ban requests and ban appeals.
>help
Players chat to you asking questions about the game.
You have a limited time to consult and recite what's in the in-game encyclopedia.

The incentive is to see the game become successful when you're good at your job, or fail when you're bad at it.

>>558541525
Heh requires a good quality game. Not passion, just hire a bunch of wagies, demand they have a bare minimum of the needed skills, and direct them on your dream. Easy peasy. Not so if you dont have the needed skills or are you gonna ignore all the aggy daggy fail devs? By your standard all of the following devs and more did not have passion since they didn't make it financially speaking: Marmo, Ctesiphon, Underspace, Shadow Stalker, Heroes for Hire, Fall 4 You, Omnigon, Wonder of Blue, Roody 2D, Archtower, Little Locked Rooms, Healed to Death, Tricky Madness, Sipho, and more

If that's all it took, then the majority of devs here would be success stories. We've got devs who went at it long and those went at it short. Yet how many of those listed made it?
>inb4 goal post moved to $1 = made it
Cool didn't know I just needed $1 to never ever wage again.

>>558542659
Have you seen how bad Terraria was at release?
The only reason it got anywhere was because the dev kept refining it because it was his dream game.

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threadly reminder that you have to get lucky. there's just no going around it.

>>558542913
imposter syndrome, (You) however have the opposite

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>>558542782
>Have you seen how bad Terraria was at release?
NTA but...

>>558541525
>I got a job at IBM by walking in and giving the boss a firm handshake, why can't you just do that?

>>558543056
27k reviews for a simple indie game is luck, anon.
In another universe where it sits at 129 reviews, you'd be justifying why it isn't popular.

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>>558543201
you're retarded

>>558543201
>stickman graphics
>turn based fighting game
>w-what went wrong?

>>558526054
The blue is ugly.

why do so many /agdg/ devs have bunny characters in their games

>>558543080
btw Terraria took 4.5 months from start of development to its initial 420-reviews-in-15-days release.

>>558543668
to replicate the terraria effect

>>558543668
Uh don't ask me I'm totally not one of them

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My game can be exploited by external actors because my current savefile is a lua file that the game executes and I'm too lazy to create a brand new savefile.

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>>558543201

>>558535875
Anonymous functions are just literals, like `1` and `"a string"` are literals, and `new Int()` and `"hello " + name` are not literals.

>>558544007
1500 reviews and 27000 reviews are worlds apart

>>558544035
what?

>>558539473
anyone?

>>558544196
What language do you prefer to work in?

>>558543668
Because bunnies = sex

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>under 50 reviews in a year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4vP9lFmPg [Embed]
I'm sure all our games are much better bros, r-right?

>>558539473
too many pedophiles here

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>>558544309

I have urge to make a puzzle game like tetris, but what kind of puzzle game can you make without stomping into Tetris Cease and Desist territory?

>>558544794
Just make a Panel De Pon/Puzzle League/Tetris Attack clone
Nintendo doesn't give a single fuck about that IP so you won't get sued

>>558544430
this

>>558544924
I never played these games but I looked them up, this doesn't seem too fun, normal tetris is fun as hell tho, I guess I have to clone Lumines or something

>>558545148
Try playing it before you judge

>>558520339
be careful, it worked for my game and it was so weird I stopped developing that gane at all

>>558525126
it looks like ass

>cant rip meshy slop .glb directly out of browser anymore
nooooo…

>>558534626
Buy an ad.

Or, post a game that you made with Claude. Otherwise, not impressed.

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>>558528615
$774329/11328 backers equals to $68 dollars and a change per backer.
That
Is
Insane
There are no people in the indie sphere that are willing to pay more than $40, remember the outrage about Rimworld? New indies are orbitina around $20 and they need to be from a big name like Hollow Knight. I smell a trick, it's bullshit, a money laundering scheme of sorts, a nepobaby with a trustfund, a deal with the publisher under the table or, OR and only that one thing comes to mind are extreme stretchgoals. Unless there's a futa urfag fetishists in the art design and backers came from there I won't believe in no foul play here.

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>>558545815
Do you not understand how Kickstarter works? You don't pay just for the game. You often get physical goods for the higher tiers. Pic is the €1,000 tier

>>558544391
seems to be plagued with performance issues and releasing a DLC that costs almost as much as the game didn't seem like a popular move

>>558545768
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W84GVTSFZXU [Embed]

i hate my game
i hate myself
everybody hates my game and me

>>558544391
my game has worse graphics and animation but more appeal. (crafty buildy)

>>558545815
>$68
Average, kickstarters milk whales for all they're worth for a chance to get merch. It caters to the same crowd that buys funkopops and there are literally Gamestops all over the world that stock almost exclusively funkos and in-game currency

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>>558546528
ah yes of course, the game is just extra, you fund the kickstarter to get a SHITTY FIGURINE, THAT PIECE OF SHIT WASTE OF SPACE IS WORTH $1000 ,YEA, OF COURSE, WHO DOES THIS, IS IT A FUNKO POP CURSE, ARE PEOPLE RETARDED, DO PEOPLE ENJOY PUTTING RANDOM SHIT ON THEIR SHELVES, WHAT IS IT, A MOUTHBREATHERS CENTRAL?!
>let people spend money on what they want durr
it serves no purpose, it's literally shit in a can analogy, it has no value, and you're telling me you can earn $30k just for a promise of a "unique" item that can be 3D printed? ARE THEY FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED?!

>>558547158
didn't read, pedo freak

>>558547326
check the news, pedos are cool now, nobody from the Epstein's client list is persecuted and all of them are multimillioners, politicians, judges, le creme de la creme, el Elites. If you're not a pedo it's like you like being a poor serf.

>>558525126
Only sub 90 IQ gamers care about graphics, Megabonk assets look like they were made in 20 minutes of Blender modelling and 10 minutes of animating. Gamers will ignore games on steam that look better then this and then buy some arcade rougelike that looks like Dwarf Fortress.

>>558547965
>Only sub 90 IQ gamers care about graphics

>>558547616
It’s ok to be a pedo only if you are a multi millionaire.

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We're gonna make it bros.

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fuck off youtube, presumptuous cunts