Literally the sexiest photo of me I've ever seen, and it actually LOOKS like me! They even got the nose right, and avoided showing that I'm bald. I wish my eyes were glowing though. Who do I pay for this art?

Feb 25, 2026 · 12:12 AM UTC

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You look like Sam Hydes older, larger brother.
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Like this? I figured red was the color you were thinking for the glowing eyes.
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!
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It's like you've been illuminated by a Sinestro Corp ring.
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Even your enemies can't help but point out how cool you are
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It's like your thinner, more successful brother.
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Looks like a definite watch to me 😃
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😆 so true
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Hahahaha
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This is too funny.
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@grok add 200 lbs to Ethan in this picture
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