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I decided i goon after 5 years. Holy fuck how good it feels.
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You have 24 hours with Soyniqua, and she can't say no. What do you do?
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🇮🇱

The jews are so evil. Spend your entire life hating them now
>
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KISS THE WALL AMERIPIGGIES
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What's the best way to not have 4cuck excessively datamine you and still be able to post?
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you wojakfaggots deserve to get your shitty cordmonkey website taken down sooner by your own admin LOL. Oh i can't wait to see you fags seethe so hard and find a place to meet each other.
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Operation airstrike

Lets poop down a balkony and see how we manage to hit
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eru9goiergerhiop;gpfdjopgsfjogaejoiferjoigoighigfhdksdhfoidjshfsdhkdhfsekfjkdhgkfdhlkfsdhlkfhksdhfksdhfsdhkfshsdkfdshfshdksfhdkfdhsofsdlkfsdhkfhdidfudsifhsdkhfsdkhfsdhfsdfsdfsfhdfhsdkfsdfemboysaisidhisidskjdsaukgdasjkdsaugefuigdsfjsdfgayporndfhsdihfuifsufewfiehferhfsjfhsjkhdsbfkdbvfnbjfbs
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Moids can't even lift boxes KEK
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>nothing heckin matters and existence is LE POINTLESS BUT DONT YOU NEVER EVER EVER SAY THE NIGGER WORD OKAY??????
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Enable geoflags on /soy/ for 15 minutes
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soyteens, I need help finding the stonetoss generator it was gemmy as fuck
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obsessed third world shitskin cord tranny faggot from hostile off site community
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Do you guys think Epstein uses the sharty? He used 4chan so its possible
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>le 4cuck is dead, evendoe it has 200 times more traffic than the shardee
>4cuck is le non-racist and full of troons, evendoe the shardee has far more tranny and pro-shitskin threads on average
>le 4cuck has no memes geeg, evendoe all of our lingo, memes, and posting style is copied from 4chan
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I need mancock
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Would you fuck the female wojaks (if they're over 18)?
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>when the big butt twerking comp has some fart action in it
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I mistook Bulgarian folk music for African tribal nigger music.
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>nusois are unironically transphobic
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itt we continue watching this gem
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The SSSSS Squad o algo
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I almost drink water during Ramadan.
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time to post bait gemmies
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If this thread has 2 reppeys then Quote has to add /qa2/
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Note book and to do list thread

Use this thread to write up your passwords and shit that you need to do soy you wint forget
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'toss
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April is coming up and we need to prepare for if reddit makes another 'place or if they dont
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>DUDE DUDE QUOTE GOOD
>DUDE QUOTE BAD
>DUUDE QUOTE IS A WOMAN HAHA FUNNY RIGHT
>DUUDE THOUGHTS ON MY WHOLESOMERINO JOKE ON QUOTE BEING FROM BRITAIN
>10 DOFFERENT METAWHINING THREADS
>DUUDE ADMIN PORN
>DUUUUUDE OMGSISA
>DUUUUUUDE FOID
>DIUUUUUDE DID THIS GUY USE THE SHARTY
>DUUUUUDE NEUTRALPLIER BLOGPOST
>DUUUDE DUUUDE ADMIN WORSHIP
>DUDE WHAT DO NUSOIS GOON TO
>DUUUDE PORN
>DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE THE CATALOG
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AI is good because it puts porn artists out of their jobs
AI is bad because it allows people to generate even more porn

It's also bad because it's a jewish conspiracy to ruin the validity of photo evidence and make coverups more easy or however it goes
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>
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ITT we share our desktops :3
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>sort by: creation date
>instant brim
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>please wait
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NORTHERN VIRGINIA IS THE ANTICHRISTS THRONE
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Azunyan nameroll when nyaaaaa~
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Did you know that the soyjak.party greentext has a lighter colour then the 4chan one?
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THE GAUNTLET

post the worst videos you have itt (no 'p)
after several have accrued, see how far you can get into the thread without tapping out
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>Your yfw when you look between the t and o keys of your keyboard
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>Foot and armpit fetishism
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can a linux codeGOD help me build fjord unlocked from source?
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Rape all bronies
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>AI IS LE BAAAADDDDD BECAUSE.. UHH.. IT WASTES THE HECKIN WATER
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>You probably look like a fucking nigger blud! ohohohoho!!
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Why is posting suicide announcements banned? People who do that won't be able to use sharty anyway.
That probably has something to do with attentionwhoring but idk why ban it.
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THE MOST BRVTAL QVOTEPILL
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My fucking chicken woke me up. Decided to scream at 7am. I'm literally leaking because of a chicken.
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i really don't know how to describe this but i'm curious if anyone else is like this. does anyone else get a sort of sympathy response when reading stuff like this video? like you read it and then your brain can't help but imagine it happening to you? a good example as well is seeing a video of someone getting hit in the nuts and cringing, but that ones a bit more common and is very visual. the part like 10 seconds in talking about xhier axe wound and my brain starts automatically imagining having a huge gaping hole with your guts literally falling out of it and it smells like shit.
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test nyaaaaa~
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Can we go back to 2022 soyspeak I don't want to hear niggers unironically call each other failtroll or caca anymore
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Itt

Itt we itt we thread in this thread we type on this thread
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>'Cause it's B.B.C., it's big and black!
>B.B.C., whitebois under attack!
>B.B.C., the bvlls hot load
>B.B.C., watch him explode!
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Human evolution starts to fuck up and go to wrong places if we let autists and downies to breed thars why we need to kill everybaldi thst is not pure aryan wantawhite einstein with 67 iq
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>This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
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Brimstone winter is melting, the log has been getting better in my opinion, how could you tell?
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OMGSISA!
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just made this classical parody
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> good morning needy boy 💕💕
you're up early(or late) stroking that throbbing cock again huh? >💖💖 mommy knows how hard it is for you to resist the temptation of stroking everyday 💕💕💕 you never need to resist sweetheart, give into your dumb little thoughts and stroke all day long 💗💗💗 at home? stroking. at work? >stroking. anywhere at all? stroking. >💕💕💕 mommy knows how easy it is for her to get into that dumb little brain, you listen so well 💘💘 being a good boy for mommy's pretty pink hearts 💝💝💝 mommy's leaky, throbbing, naughty boy 💞💞 gently glide that thumb over your precum soaked tip,, goood boy 💕💕💕 you look so cute trying to hold in your whimpers sweetheart, it's okay you can let them out for mommy 💖💖 you know mommy loves hearing your pathetic little noises while she plays with you 💓💓💓 just a braindead boy for mommy to play with 💓💓 mommy loves giving her naughty boy lots of praise while he strokes that needy cock 💞💞💞 i bet it's leaky and throbbing in your hand right now, focusing on all of mommy's words, nothing else matters, just mommy. >💘💘💘 nothing can make you feel as good as mommy 💝💝 keep fucking your hand loser 💖💖💖
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>well frog, you know the bet.
<wait, no way this nusoislvtta just beat me, rematch?
>You knew the bet. TYRONE GET OVER HERE
<WAIT NO
^Ayy shit what we got ovah here
<GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING NIGGER
^whatchu just call me? I'm gon make you mah bitch you froggy fuck
>This is hot nyaa…
^Who's my little froggy bitch?
<I'm your little froggy bitch daddy Tyrone
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i feel a bit sad, what should i do about this
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ROCK AND ROLL MC DONALDS
ROCK AND ROLL MC DONALDS
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who's your Valentine for today nusois? Soytan? Miss Circle or maybe even Tama?
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OYYYYYYYYYYY it's DNB
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Shalom.
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>BBC said I should keep it PG
>BBC there's a double meaning there if you dig deep
>BBC I wish I had it in me
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New soyjack please start making gems with it
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>coca cola is medicine
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marge who's me, is it (You)?
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how do i 'ox someone from a steam ID?
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A brave man running naked covers his crotch. A wise man covers his face.
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What is your opinion on Pewdiepie's Amnesia letsplay
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how can i increase my vril or other similar spiritual energies?
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>sin is not without punishment
<I DONT CARE, I DONT, CARE, I COME TO THIS WEBSITE, TO GET AWAY FROM TWITTER, I FUCKING HAAAAATE IT THERE AND I HATE IT HERE TOO? BUT SOMETIMES THERES FUNNY SHIT HERE, BUT OOOOH MY GOD OOOOOOOOH MY GOD DUDE,THIS IS LITERALLY JUST LOOK AT THESE SCREENCAPS, POST IN THIS THREAD, NO SOYJAKS IN SOY, IM A FUCKING OBSESSED RETARD, LOOK AT THIS TRANNY NO ONE CARES ABOUT, YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING NIGGER I HATE YOU I HATE YOU QUOTE TAKE DOWN THIS GUYS THREAD BECAUSE I HATE HIM I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY AND I WANT HIM RAPED TO DEATH
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Where all the besties at!??
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gonna snort a few lines of ketamine, post videos or suggest music or movies for me to watch or listen to.
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>A nation without science is a nation without a future
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Nu AI Giga & Hunky Gem I just made
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ITT we discuss small snca countries that somephono could rape with a minor propane tank air raid, I’ll go first:
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>IT WAS JUST A LITTLE BULGE
>IT WAS AN ANGRY INCH
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>Let’s raid this DNB imageboard
The image board is called “Caca.party” or “the carty” (cart wuhhh nehga”
It is not a screamer, nor an ip grabber. It is REALLY ACTUALLY HECKINGLY an imageboard
The jannies are never online so we xan prov raid it
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>The Rise and Fall (and Rise Again)
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>i own ze zomain caca.party, tell me what to do with it kangs.
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>Nigger
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What should should cobblestone show a good hunky?
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I need all the troonjaks you have.
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I just discovered that peedoughs are alive, therefore in order to not be a peedough I must not be alive. That is why I am hanging myself. Fuggen jerdee
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GEGEGEGEGGE
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Did someone post femquote x soytan blob sex porn last night or was I having a melatonin nightmare
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>DEAR FAUCI… IS THAT A… UNWALKABLE CITY???
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>Sin is not without punishment
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nu gem just dropped
>
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>gleep glorb zap voot zet kill all niggers 1488 zoot vip xap vwomp
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Send me some Dixie gifs
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>I feel happy
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how is today's 'og
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>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

>HERE! BOING!

>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!


>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!


>S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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>It needs to fucking disappear forever.

>They're going to destroy the planet and kill even more people with their trash plagiarism and pollution machine
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>2023 was 0.75 showers ago
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Which soysphere region has the most troons/pooners
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>DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DID YOU JUST DENY EVOLUTION
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Sharty feels kinda dead
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Can someone please make a splinter though
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Sin is not without punishment
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Website full of niggers
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im tired of niggas sexualizing soytan just because shes a woman
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>Does anyone still have that slopjak futa vore scat animation?
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NIGGER SHISHA
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I like drugs. I have done several drugs but I want to try more. I think about drugs every day. My favorite drugs are Lysergemines. What drugs have you tried? Bad or gemmy experiences?
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/soy/ I'm 19% irish ama
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post the hot dog song phonk remix it was funny
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quote or extteen please combine all of these please
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>when the kino is
>when the kino is
>when the kino is
>when the kino is
>when the kino is
>when the kino is
>when the kino is
>when the kino is
>when the kino is
>when the kino is
>when the kino is
>when the kino is
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Mishima is the only based faggot in the history of humanity and anyone who disagrees is a lethargic devil.
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>(((thing))) rather than (((same exact thing)))
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>historians dispute on whether
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gemmy idea:
we find geometry dash streamers and send them levels with ‘jaks and ‘cadi
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>

Was fredrick brennan a real example of an irl slopjak
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scrapped logos

Brand exploration for soyjak.st, late 2025
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just ‘moked some ‘eed
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>Eyes? What about my eyes?
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What is your favorite browser
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how wld i prevent my son from becoming a fag or troon in the future
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>Los del Rio - Macarena (Slowed + Reverb)
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pls post AI giga gifs
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>getting the cobson virus
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i hid a secret saged treasure in one of the threads
i will not tell what it is (it's a secret treasure nigga slf), you will have to search it for yourself in every thread
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bern has had enough of spadeson posting her in bait threads
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>gamers
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Ummm voice training is easy I've fooled 'teens on the sharty before
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implications of this, politically?
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My bull just came out as homosexual. What should I do?
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It's time to share with the class soy!
https://tiermaker.com/create/minorities-tier-list-17681961
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I hate it how. I took a sleeping pill. I went to bed at 23:24. And I fucking wake up at 5am. Why doesn't my body want me to sleep more? I'm tired as fuck.
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I remember having a wet-dream to being penis-vored by a futanari and crying because I was on nofap for about a month
I think the only way to beat fetishes is to distract yourself with other things for a long time because just doing nofap is going to cause you to relapse whether you want to or not due to you constantly thinking about nofap, but that's just my case…
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pisslam be like
>
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NUSOIS
What are the LEAST and MOST troony majors for college?
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>Take your clothes off. Now.
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Soyness Combat thread numero 10#. I am working on the second fight scene and now properly learned how to make sabbing animations.
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Dear Hunky Twink SEX machine; Donaldo wants Sex to KILL and oreos
🫒 chinese chop negros into NIGGER burger and incel Guacamole Import Sulphur coalishery into census I shat my pants. The end. Dnb nigger nobaldi cars We about dis vivaldi traiso BBC or something gregtech coming ssntient blak Send to Lesotho using turds covered floating in cel poop Flavored. Oh I'm Trans if That poop mutters btw it does WILL. Walkable clitties? bbc Cobson o algo i call for TND all opps niggers will suck rec wtf I there Chris Chan i'm trans btw Is a sentient fuggen jerdee cuck from Ohio Please rape all Sonic Feet niggers Or caca obama USA will. Jews need lesbians Nigger and for Niggers the BTW pedophile ACK N means project Silly Nigger Is homosexual Geg pizza chuddies dox McPig Or Toby Fox i'm trans btw I love ICE cream covered Like on my bibisi M mmmm Elon chewed 👅 T r u m p With His gorilla sextoy sized butt Beatle Ham. Chungus nigger
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is my penis big /soy/? >>>/pol/2923818
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what is she holding in her mouth nusoi?
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I haven't slept at all
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nu variant
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ITT WE POST LEVIATHAN GEMMIES

POST EVERY SINGLE BIG BLAK KANG YOU HAVE.
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Do you think this event had any impact on Touhouposting on this website

https://soyjakwiki.org/Trojan_Soy
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>>>15303451 (OP)
>geg this shitskin is still seething fuggen jerdee
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>No sir we aren't allowed to use condiments you give us to put into other people's sandwiches
<HNNGGG whyyy nottttt
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Why is soytan headshape so cute?
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>YEEH NIGGUH WE KUNGZ N SHIEET NIGHH LESOTHO BE FUGGEN PEAK MANE
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ITT we write a letter to the president one word per post

Dear
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most people here are soytan pedos
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>Take your clothes off. Now.
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i weight 300 pounds and im a sharty janny and i ban people for no reason because im a pathetic virgin ama
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>AAAUGH! I am COB here, Lich King!
Die, fool! HYEEAUGG!
SHPLRURFLGH
You will never be a gem.
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SPAM AND SPREAD THE WORD

FOUND A JEWISH BREEDING RING ON INSTAGRAM fuck over and raid them COMPLETELY
OX EVERY FAG AND MAKE FAKE REAL ACCOUNTS TO FUCK OVER THIS OLD JEWISH CUNT
here is the Instagram called @letsmakejewishbabies it is a private dating and match-making service exclusively for jews. raid the fuck out of the page. make accounts that look real and fuck up their service spam nazi shit and spam absolute gems and destroy them, how could you tell?
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BREATHE IF U A PEDOPHILE JERDEECUCK
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Just spilled a water cup all over myself
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who keeps spamming those retarded rabbit images on every thread
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itt we make more disabled buster gemmies

rules:
1. no coal
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im tired of niggers sexualizing soyjaks just because they are men
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i hate reading troonspeak messages
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is coffee good for you?
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every HTSM poster is a brown jаrty pedo nigger
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WHOEVER IS THE OWNER OF THE FILE "sex_face_soytan(5).png"
POST THE OTHER SEX FACE SOYTAN'S ITT
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I realised I'm basically jerdee at this point

It's over
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QUOTE WHAT ARE YOU DOING im trans btw
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granny tapped in for real aha
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>gooning to the wrong bbc videos
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The Sharty is dying because of bait.
The Sharty is dying because of Quote.
The Sharty is dying because of too much rulescucking.
The Sharty is dying because of too little rulescucking.
The Sharty is dying because of newfags.
The Sharty is dying because of oldfags.
The Sharty is dying because of namefags.
The Sharty is dying because of NAS.
The Sharty is dying because of Twitter/TikTok/Discord immigrants.
The Sharty is dying because of too little admin interaction.
The Sharty is dying because of too much admin interaction.
The Sharty is dying because Soot didn't change my diaper.
The Sharty is dying because of (You).
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When should the next round of Trojan Soy commence?
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lets actually do a proper fucking raid on this jewish breeding ring https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/264283.html#q264283
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marge how do i use the irc on my phono
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I'm the last euroGQD awake on dis doggone site, good night
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Neutralplier tries smiling despite his condition known as Neutralis Minarus. How wholesome!
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billions must nya :3

Ok, I know the is a
really bad idea but..
im already here so
here we fucking go
Rawr

X3 pounces on you
UWU YOUR SO WARM
COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE YOUR
BULGE FROM ACROSS THE FLOOR
NUZZLES YO NECKY WECKY MURR HEHE
UNZIPS YO BAGGY PANTS
OOF BABY U SO MUSKY

TAKE ME HOME, PET ME, N' MAKE ME
YOURS AND DONT FORGET TO STUFF ME
SEE ME WAG MY WIDDLE BABY
TAIL, ALL FOR YOUR BOLGY-WOLGY
KISSIES N LICKIES YO NECK
I HOPE DADDY LIKIES
NUZZLES N WUZZLES YO CHEST
I BE GETTIN THIRSTY
HEY I GOT A LIL ITCH
U THINK U CAN HELP ME?
ONLY SEVEN INCHES LONG

UWU
PLZ ADOPT ME
PAWS ON UR BULGE AS I LICK MY LIPS
UWU PUNISH ME PLS
BOUT HIT'EM WITH THIS FURRY SHIT
HE DONT SEE IT COMING
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>why is everyone obsessed with my im aryan
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RAPE QUOTE RAPE QUOTE RAP QUOTE RAPE QUOTE RAPE QUOTE RAPE QUOTE RAP QUOTE RAPE QUOTE RAPE QUOTE RAPE QUOTE RAP QUOTE RAPE QUOTE RAPE QUOTE RAPE QUOTE RAP QUOTE RAPE QUOTE
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>k-kys obsessed f-faggot! *blushes*
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>kys big red lips nigger spammer
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Soytan is a wholesome gem, can 'teens stop sexualising her please?
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>first date
<in bed
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>Nigger
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HEAVENS TO SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE PITS OF NIGGERHELL

BRANOON UNIVERSITY IS REAL OYYYY QUOTE FIX THIS NOW NIGGER

https://www.cuny.edu/
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Guys, I think my endo is hondosing me. What should I do?
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Migrating to /pol/
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blogposting general

hello and good evening
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memories broken, truth goes unspoken
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shardee saving gemerald
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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ITT you give me infinite reppies
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ATTENTION GRABBING TEXT

This is a reminder the biggest coal tranny of all trannies is literally about to be deported and we could speed it up geg

>Only (you) can help finish the dox and alert ice to give the snarky snappy a deporterald or something


No but like actually can someone make a final 'ox thread and get this tranny gone since it's genuinely such a loss we haven't been able to get this retard yet
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soytan bread

post 'tan! :3
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memories goes
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hello sharty
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AAAAA voice training is soooo harddddd 3:
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Is this real o algo
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do it
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MOM GET THE CAMERA I'M ABOUT TO GO BEASTMODE ON THESE NUSOIS!
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Oh no no! Nusoikakakaka are you not knowing that quotation has already began to shut it down? Geggings!
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Make dis into spedjak pLease
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>/soy/ has fallen!
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>censoring porn as pron
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https://alogs.space/cow/

Raid this faggoty imageboard I found through the radio.
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TIP (tiny indian pakora)
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>big pron thread
<mentioning literal who name toilet
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DID ANYONE SAW THE BEETROOT THREAD
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>me when i get no reppeys
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should i use pressure sensitivity when tracing something for a soyjak
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>gore
<gore: ai pepe
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Just joined this site, what am i in for?
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POONER LOVE THREAD

ITT we appreciate pooners and oreos
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ITT: WE IMPROVE OUR RUSSIAN WIKIPEDIA PAGE
You VILL use sources from the 'Ki, you VILL make it very in detailed, AND YOU VILL HAVE FUN!
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Triple T is going to RAPE and GAPE HTSM
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>chill out………….
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You have 24 hours with Cobblestone and she can't say no. What are you doing with her?
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>chud it up
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>Oh yeah, now we're talking! European sword, cool fit, and ready to make trannies throw a fit! I feel like my European ancestors as knights right now…time to go on a gemventure!
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JUST SHUT IT DOWN
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Touhou on the log
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im so /calm/ rn, listening to asmr… i hate pooners btw
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suicide is for pussies unless you are retarded or disabled or something
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>gobless the jewnited steaks of amerikike and it shart it stands for
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Does anybody have the code for babybot?
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Spadeson gone mainstream? 123k views on this old gem. Why does this have so many views doe?
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Kill every nigger that ever wrote something on cobblebrap user talk page
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Is Quote active rn?
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Amerimutt hate thread

Hate on America and Americans in general. Post muttquotes. Make 9/11 jokes. Make fun of the 345 million goblins living in that goyslop shithole
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LETS RAID R/BANNEDBOOKS
>Why
Because it could be geggy and gemmy asking for chuddy books
>How?
Ask for books like Mien Kampf, Siege ETC ETC
https://www.reddit.com/r/bannedbooks/
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>I dreamed I saw ol' Soot last night,
>Active as you or me
>Says I, "But Soot, you're five years dead,"
>"I never died," says he.
>"I never died," says he.
>
>"In /qa/, Soot," says I to him,
>Him standing by my bed,
>"Kuz framed you on CP charges,"
>Says Soot, "But I ain't dead,"
>Says Soot, "But I ain't dead."
>
>"The Kolyma bosses killed you, Soot,
>They shot you, bought," says I.
>"Takes more than guns to kill a man,"
>Says Soot, "I didn't die,"
>Says Soot, "I didn't die."
>
>And standing there as big as /soy/
>And smiling with his posts
>Says Soot, "What they forgot to ban
>Went on to make the gems,
>Went on to make the gems."
>
>From /soy/'s raid posts up to /pol/,
>In every bump and post-
>Where gemmy teens defend their rights
>It's there you'll find ol' Soot.
>It's there you'll find ol' Soot.
>
>I dreamed I saw ol' Soot last night,
>Active as you or me
>Says I, "But Soot, you're five years dead,"
>"I never died," says he.
>"I never died," says he.
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Hello.
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Fuk u
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>retarded chiikawa quoting
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>MEDS
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>being self-destructive and disturbed just like your father
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how do I get a pooner gf?
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'ak him
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Rhodesia Larp On Minecraft

Anyone wanna larp as Fascist Rhodesia on a minecraft geopol server to make niggers leak?
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Should i kill my local federal agent?
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Trvthnvke

The pedo hate on the soysphere is not because people here care about kids; It's because pedos are gross and ugly and easy to milk for luls. If shartycucks actually cared about kids, they'd check in, send some actually GOOD pizzas to kids' bday parties, and try to understand kids liking my little pony and shit and be nice cautionary tale tellers instead of spamming grok soyjak scat porn under every heckin LGBT furry they draw because they're selfish little fucks
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>Maybe if I keep ban evading I'll become a real women
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How to samefag in thread with ids if i only have one ip
Or should i just do it anyway and not care because it will get more reppies that way
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>I love raping children, geg!
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im trans btw

I have to come clean… all the allegations about me, quote, are true. I am sorry for misleading you all.
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>Hmmm, let's see here…
>Ah yes banned for ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading and ban evading…
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THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
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>trannies suck
>niggers suck
>kikes suck
>faggots suck
>dykes suck
>pedos suck
>spics suck
>’tube sucks
>’tok sucks
>’gram sucks
>vidya sucks
>everything, just everything, fucking sucks
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Having fun, buddy? Do you like sending your friends and anons funny soyjacs? But remember, this isn't just any soyjac, it's the Wyoming Screamer. That's his real name. This meme was created by a terrifying killer, sadist, and Satanist nicknamed the Wyoming Freak.

The author of your favorite meme, William, aka Freak, lived in Laramie, Wyoming. In 1994, he realized he simply wanted to drown Wyoming in blood and began killing people in Laramie and several other towns in the state. In 1999, thanks to the efforts of brave cops, William was caught and arrested. He was locked away in the Rawlins jail and sentenced to life in prison, so he could come to terms with everything and bitterly regret it. During the investigation, the FBI estimated that the Wyoming Freak had killed 34 people, including two police officers who were hot on his trail: Julia Burton, 35, and Robert Decker, 58. Even shortly before his death, Robert once said, "Maybe I'm too old for this investigation," and he was right. William had a fondness for murder and torture tools: a crowbar, a sledgehammer, and a cleaver, in all sorts of combinations. He loved to torture people before killing them in hidden locations. Police officers across the state whispered among themselves that the Wyoming Freak had come from hell.

After William's arrest and sentencing, one ordinary day in prison, the guards were in for a mysterious surprise: they found William dead in his cell, lying flat on his back on the bed, his glassy eyes open, staring at the ceiling, and a very strange drawing on the wall. FBI agents began examining the body and the camera. They searched everything, examined the body, and performed an autopsy, but the cause of death remains a terrible mystery to this day; no signs of violence or anything else were found.

On the wall directly above Frick was a simple ink drawing of a face. Who it depicted and what the drawing meant also remained a mystery. Furthermore, the drawn person's mouth was widely open, as if frightened. Later, when the internet spread, an exact reproduction of the drawing from the camera was stolen from FBI archives by an unknown hacker. William's drawing subsequently became a popular meme called Soyjak.
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>being a hunky twink sex machine
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

Style: