R: 37 / I: 11
THE MOST BRVTAL QVOTEPILL
THE MOST BRVTAL QVOTEPILL
R: 11 / I: 8
/sig/ - used to be an old general on /pol/, that (((redacted))) took down to prevent young men from bettering themselves. It was so prolific that a scientific paper was published on it.
What have you done today?
>how many pushups?
>what goals have you accomplished?
>what are your goals for the future?
<how will you help your fellow man?
/sig/ - Self Improvement General
Enough posting porn and gooning on /soy/./sig/ - used to be an old general on /pol/, that (((redacted))) took down to prevent young men from bettering themselves. It was so prolific that a scientific paper was published on it.
What have you done today?
>how many pushups?
>what goals have you accomplished?
>what are your goals for the future?
<how will you help your fellow man?
R: 96 / I: 51
after several have accrued, see how far you can get into the thread without tapping out
THE GAUNTLET
post the worst videos you have itt (no 'p)after several have accrued, see how far you can get into the thread without tapping out
R: 0 / I: 0
is throwing bbc dildos at politicians you don't like terrorism?
is throwing bbc dildos at politicians you don't like terrorism?
R: 11 / I: 3
geg. made froor seethe award
geg. made froor seethe award
R: 16 / I: 6
>Only (you) can help finish the dox and alert ice to give the snarky snappy a deporterald or something
No but like actually can someone make a final 'ox thread and get this tranny gone since it's genuinely such a loss we haven't been able to get this retard yet
ATTENTION GRABBING TEXT
This is a reminder the biggest coal tranny of all trannies is literally about to be deported and we could speed it up geg>Only (you) can help finish the dox and alert ice to give the snarky snappy a deporterald or something
No but like actually can someone make a final 'ox thread and get this tranny gone since it's genuinely such a loss we haven't been able to get this retard yet
R: 9 / I: 3
>you can't get a job because the economy is shit
>can't buy a home because economy is shit
>can't travel because there's wars everywhere
>can't afford to have kids
>can't even afford to have a gf
>academic knowledge isn't worth much in the age of AI
literally why would I ever leave my room to do anything but play video games and goon?
>you can't get a job because the economy is shit
>can't buy a home because economy is shit
>can't travel because there's wars everywhere
>can't afford to have kids
>can't even afford to have a gf
>academic knowledge isn't worth much in the age of AI
literally why would I ever leave my room to do anything but play video games and goon?
R: 2 / I: 2
Her face
Her face
R: 0 / I: 0
getting banned for rule 8
getting banned for rule 8
R: 2 / I: 2
I consider myself winning a soyduel if I am the last one to reply before the thread is 404d
I consider myself winning a soyduel if I am the last one to reply before the thread is 404d
R: 5 / I: 4
Is saying 'im trans btw' or making jokes about trannies a violation of Rule 2? It's a pedophilic joke because all trannies are pedos.
Is saying 'im trans btw' or making jokes about trannies a violation of Rule 2? It's a pedophilic joke because all trannies are pedos.
R: 13 / I: 7
Urgent town meeting
There is a man with a cerebral palsy fetish who is posting on this board. Quote why have you forsaken me?
R: 78 / I: 11
Touhou on the log
Touhou on the log
R: 1 / I: 0
From the river to the sea my Popeyes shall be free
From the river to the sea my Popeyes shall be free
R: 2 / I: 0
>Soybert. When I came to you with those nu 'gs, we thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire soysphere.
<I remember it well, what of it?
>I believe we did.
>Soybert. When I came to you with those nu 'gs, we thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire soysphere.
<I remember it well, what of it?
>I believe we did.
R: 3 / I: 2
Her
Her
R: 29 / I: 7
Are youphonos thinking what I'm thinking?
Are youphonos thinking what I'm thinking?
R: 16 / I: 10
>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
R: 8 / I: 3
*doesn't update minecraft*
>NOO FUCK YOU MICROSLOP FOR NOT MAKING UPDATES
*we heard you, here's a beefy minecraft update*
>NOO FUCK MICROTRANNIES, YOU MADE THE GAME TOO CONFUSING
*aright, here's a small update with useless mobs and gimmick features*
>AW HELL NAH THEY BLOATED THE GAME WITH A BUNCH OF USELESS MOBS
>TRANNIES HAVE RUINED MINECRAFT im trans btw
*doesn't update minecraft*
>NOO FUCK YOU MICROSLOP FOR NOT MAKING UPDATES
*we heard you, here's a beefy minecraft update*
>NOO FUCK MICROTRANNIES, YOU MADE THE GAME TOO CONFUSING
*aright, here's a small update with useless mobs and gimmick features*
>AW HELL NAH THEY BLOATED THE GAME WITH A BUNCH OF USELESS MOBS
>TRANNIES HAVE RUINED MINECRAFT im trans btw
R: 14 / I: 2
Spam quay with 'g
N sheeit
R: 9 / I: 0
Is the quote irc message really true?
It's 5 hours ahead of current time in the original screenshot, so unless timezones work and the person who took it was a europoor or shitskin o algo it might be fake.
R: 7 / I: 1
can boot come back and be owner i miss him
can boot come back and be owner i miss him
R: 0 / I: 0
>her face when she sees homework
>her face when she sees homework
R: 0 / I: 0
>mods can we ban soyjaks? they make my clitty leak
>mods can we ban soyjaks? they make my clitty leak
R: 2 / I: 1
all the things she said all the things she said running through my head running through my head running through my head
this is not enough
this is not enough
all the things she said all the things she said running through my head running through my head running through my head
this is not enough
this is not enough
R: 4 / I: 1
Is the IRC worth using? fuggen jerdee
Is the IRC worth using? fuggen jerdee
R: 2 / I: 1
>youtube suggest random dark triad looksmaxxing playlist
>download it for later
>really like some of the songs
>literally 4 hours later the song doesn't show up on youtube
>google links that point to the video point to nowhere
they deleted that shit, and just to say fuck you to google here's the music
>youtube suggest random dark triad looksmaxxing playlist
>download it for later
>really like some of the songs
>literally 4 hours later the song doesn't show up on youtube
>google links that point to the video point to nowhere
they deleted that shit, and just to say fuck you to google here's the music
R: 28 / I: 9
>I have my favorite cartoon characters react to everyone and everything I do/don't like. How could you tell
>I have my favorite cartoon characters react to everyone and everything I do/don't like. How could you tell
R: 9 / I: 8
>This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
>Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
>https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
>Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
>https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
>Soybooru:
>https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
>This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
>Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
>https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
>Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
>https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
>Soybooru:
>https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 3 / I: 3
DO NOT LOOK UP OHIO BWC…
DO NOT LOOK UP OHIO BWC…
R: 6 / I: 3
Nononononono, suicrakas…. why are you falling for elemental inspections? new soys need to think more, geggings!
Nononononono, suicrakas…. why are you falling for elemental inspections? new soys need to think more, geggings!
R: 0 / I: 0
>
>
R: 0 / I: 0
>they stole mi brainrot…
>now I steal their ELO…
>they stole mi brainrot…
>now I steal their ELO…
R: 1 / I: 1
>believing fake irc messages
>believing fake irc messages
R: 4 / I: 3
R: 3 / I: 2
New soyjack please start making gems with it
New soyjack please start making gems with it
R: 1 / I: 1
ITS OVER.
ITS OVER.
R: 1 / I: 1
Look at my TWP
Look at my TWP
R: 2 / I: 2
THE 6TH TAKES THE FORM OF A IMAFE
THE 6TH TAKES THE FORM OF A IMAFE
R: 5 / I: 0
QUOTE IS KUZ
QUOTE IS KUZ
R: 2 / I: 2
marge why is everyphono acting like admin 6 is here?
marge why is everyphono acting like admin 6 is here?
R: 0 / I: 0
>MEDS
>MEDS
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DID ANYONE SAW THE BEETROOT THREAD
DID ANYONE SAW THE BEETROOT THREAD
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QUOTE WHAT ARE YOU DOING im trans btw
QUOTE WHAT ARE YOU DOING im trans btw
R: 1 / I: 1
IAS or NAS
IAS or NAS
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itt we continue watching this gem
itt we continue watching this gem
R: 3 / I: 2
Threads go up and threads go down. What threads don't do is disappear off the face of the earth.
Threads go up and threads go down. What threads don't do is disappear off the face of the earth.
R: 0 / I: 0
Most obvious astroturfed campaign ever
Most obvious astroturfed campaign ever
R: 12 / I: 0
Making photoshop edits of yourself and your favorite cartoon characters
Making photoshop edits of yourself and your favorite cartoon characters
R: 4 / I: 0
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert.Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose slight smile, wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command. Tell that its sculptor well those passions read. Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: "My name is Quote, Admin of Admins;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
2030
I met a traveller from an antique land,Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert.Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose slight smile, wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command. Tell that its sculptor well those passions read. Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: "My name is Quote, Admin of Admins;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
R: 1 / I: 1
>LITERALLY OZYMANDIAS IN THE SHART IN THE MART OR SOMETHING
>LITERALLY OZYMANDIAS IN THE SHART IN THE MART OR SOMETHING
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NOOOOOOOOOO GIGACHAD CANT SAY THAT MODS IM SOOOO SCARED EVERYONE IM SOOO SCARED LOOK HOW SCARED I AM GUYS
NOOOOOOOOOO GIGACHAD CANT SAY THAT MODS IM SOOOO SCARED EVERYONE IM SOOO SCARED LOOK HOW SCARED I AM GUYS
R: 0 / I: 0
>gigaquoting the most nonsensical threads
>gigaquoting the most nonsensical threads
R: 16 / I: 3
Utsuho on the log
Utsuho on the log
R: 7 / I: 2
TOTAL COBBLESTONE DEATH
TOTAL COBBLESTONE DEATH
R: 2 / I: 1
JUST SHUT IT DOWN
JUST SHUT IT DOWN
R: 4 / I: 1
What are the requirements to no longer require media approval?
What are the requirements to no longer require media approval?
R: 1 / I: 1
EVERYTHINGS FUCKED, WE'RE ALL FUCKED
EVERYTHINGS FUCKED, WE'RE ALL FUCKED
R: 1 / I: 0
Fuck this shit site
Fuck this shit site
R: 2 / I: 0
>tfw no cobblestone gf
>tfw no cobblestone gf
R: 17 / I: 10
hello sharty
hello sharty
R: 1 / I: 0
The SSSSS Squad o algo
The SSSSS Squad o algo
R: 57 / I: 5
sharty gem?
sharty gem?
R: 37 / I: 18
>using Grindr to find and kill faggots
>using Grindr to find and kill faggots
R: 8 / I: 0
Do you think this event had any impact on Touhouposting on this website
https://soyjakwiki.org/Trojan_Soy
Do you think this event had any impact on Touhouposting on this website
https://soyjakwiki.org/Trojan_Soy
R: 2 / I: 2
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
R: 29 / I: 7
shardee saving gemerald
shardee saving gemerald
R: 4 / I: 1
Whoever gets the most posts dedicated to xer ITT wins.
>arrow
This is HTSM, which will be my vote
Who is the sharty queen?
Who is the sharty's patron female? You choose.Whoever gets the most posts dedicated to xer ITT wins.
>arrow
This is HTSM, which will be my vote
R: 13 / I: 5
he thought i was getting groomed despite being 19 years old at the time, long story short my dumbass wasnt able to close out all my shit when he barged in without knocking one night. it got ugly pretty quick. he legit said "these people are pedophiles trying to rape our son" after seeing a sfw discord chat talking about diy hrt stuff. idk why he wanted it searched (the worst files on my drive at the time were evangelion torrents). anyway it has been about 8 months and i still live at home but he works 70 hours a week so its fine
Dad stole my laptop
he took my laptop to best buy the next day and they weren't able to search it cuz i enabled disk encryption on debian lulhe thought i was getting groomed despite being 19 years old at the time, long story short my dumbass wasnt able to close out all my shit when he barged in without knocking one night. it got ugly pretty quick. he legit said "these people are pedophiles trying to rape our son" after seeing a sfw discord chat talking about diy hrt stuff. idk why he wanted it searched (the worst files on my drive at the time were evangelion torrents). anyway it has been about 8 months and i still live at home but he works 70 hours a week so its fine
R: 1 / I: 0
>Italian Brainrot
>Italian Brainrot
R: 5 / I: 4
>fat nigger furry
>fat nigger furry
R: 0 / I: 0
>summoning nobeidore
>summoning nobeidore
R: 4 / I: 0
alunya on the 'log
alunya on the 'log
R: 15 / I: 6
IAS? Or traced tiktok brimstone
IAS? Or traced tiktok brimstone
R: 5 / I: 1
>Yeah, I'm not like the other girls. I post on soyjak party!
>Yeah, I'm not like the other girls. I post on soyjak party!
R: 0 / I: 0
>It’s a cylinder. It’s a cylinder. It’s a cylinder.
>It’s a cylinder. It’s a cylinder. It’s a cylinder.
R: 7 / I: 2
never stop dancing little nigga
never stop dancing little nigga
R: 0 / I: 0
>I lost access to the website for a second, I was filled with happiness that quote finally shut it down, i refreshed. But the site was still there, I sighed, and went back to scrolling. The first thread was soytan porn, the second was somebody gigaquoting a pedo. I’m done, but I can’t quit.
>I lost access to the website for a second, I was filled with happiness that quote finally shut it down, i refreshed. But the site was still there, I sighed, and went back to scrolling. The first thread was soytan porn, the second was somebody gigaquoting a pedo. I’m done, but I can’t quit.
R: 1 / I: 1
>r/antinatalism what should i name my mixed-race stepson?
>r/antinatalism what should i name my mixed-race stepson?
R: 1 / I: 0
>DOG TOES! DID ANON REALLY JUST SAY THAT? MAWDS!!! REPORT FOR RULE THREMBO!!!!
>DOG TOES! DID ANON REALLY JUST SAY THAT? MAWDS!!! REPORT FOR RULE THREMBO!!!!
R: 1 / I: 0
A gift for you
A gift for you
R: 16 / I: 8
She's right you know
She's right you know
R: 19 / I: 2
When should the next round of Trojan Soy commence?
When should the next round of Trojan Soy commence?
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
not perfect but that's what it is
not perfect but that's what it is
R: 7 / I: 2
DO NOT JOIN THE IRC RIGHT NOW
DO NOT JOIN THE IRC RIGHT NOW
R: 0 / I: 0
Gooseworx just deleted her Reddit account. Why cant' y'all just be a NORMAL FANDOM for FIVE SECONDS?!?!?
Gooseworx just deleted her Reddit account. Why cant' y'all just be a NORMAL FANDOM for FIVE SECONDS?!?!?
R: 99 / I: 15
Stream starts at 4:00
send za's
call in and troll
make craigslist gemmies
>marge?
https://soyjakwiki.org/Diavatalks
DIavatalks Raid
ITT we fill up out queen diava with 'zas and geg at xer schizo rantsStream starts at 4:00
send za's
call in and troll
make craigslist gemmies
>marge?
https://soyjakwiki.org/Diavatalks
R: 1 / I: 1
>Using your wife’s boyfriend’s credit card to buy more funko pops
>Using your wife’s boyfriend’s credit card to buy more funko pops
R: 225 / I: 77
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
>HERE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
>HERE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
R: 12 / I: 5
>frogniggers are real
>frogniggers are real
R: 2 / I: 2
>https://soyjakwiki.org/February_2026_crisis
>https://soyjakwiki.org/February_2026_crisis
R: 3 / I: 2
>Jumping over a midget in public
>Jumping over a midget in public
R: 3 / I: 3
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE SCREAMING LIKE A NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD!
>C’MON SHINY LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>…
>what
>What?
>WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK!?
>*Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™ running Pokémon™ SV against floor in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE ANTINATDEX BOOTH AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE APPLETUN PLUSHIES CONVENTION? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CUCKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY GONNA THINK I'M A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY LET'S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! IN THE NAME OF TOBY FOX I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE SCREAMING LIKE A NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD!
>C’MON SHINY LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>…
>what
>What?
>WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK!?
>*Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™ running Pokémon™ SV against floor in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE ANTINATDEX BOOTH AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE APPLETUN PLUSHIES CONVENTION? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CUCKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY GONNA THINK I'M A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY LET'S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! IN THE NAME OF TOBY FOX I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
R: 27 / I: 75
>one of the oldest soyjaks
>first tracejak
>traced off of James Youniverse (irl soyjak)
>iconic design
>unique lips and cross-eyed expression
>lead to babyjaks
>lead to the naming of cobson
>is doctor soyberg
>mouth used for fingerboys
for arguably one of the most important and best variants, i dont see alot of love given to a24 as i do for cobson, gape', feral', and 'plier. hwabag.
>one of the oldest soyjaks
>first tracejak
>traced off of James Youniverse (irl soyjak)
>iconic design
>unique lips and cross-eyed expression
>lead to babyjaks
>lead to the naming of cobson
>is doctor soyberg
>mouth used for fingerboys
for arguably one of the most important and best variants, i dont see alot of love given to a24 as i do for cobson, gape', feral', and 'plier. hwabag.
R: 0 / I: 0
itt we play this award
itt we play this award
R: 1 / I: 1
>le good
>le good
R: 44 / I: 14
itt we discuss literal who trannies to ‘aid ‘ox and ‘za
itt we discuss literal who trannies to ‘aid ‘ox and ‘za
R: 28 / I: 7
Ive always thought bisexual moids were kinda sexy teehee
I would love to make my boyfriend frot with another boy for my amusement💕
Ive always thought bisexual moids were kinda sexy teehee
I would love to make my boyfriend frot with another boy for my amusement💕
R: 2 / I: 1
>i look like this and say this, how can you tell?
>i look like this and say this, how can you tell?
R: 10 / I: 6
ITT we only post this image
ITT we only post this image
R: 4 / I: 4
What are your mystical statuettes made by the Kongo people of the Congo region. Often referred to as fetishes and considered an object of worship
What are your mystical statuettes made by the Kongo people of the Congo region. Often referred to as fetishes and considered an object of worship
R: 7 / I: 0
How to stop procrastinating
>inb4 someone says “do it” which is the most retarded advice that makes no sense
How to stop procrastinating
>inb4 someone says “do it” which is the most retarded advice that makes no sense
R: 9 / I: 4
>Does witchcraft turn women into lesbians?
>Does witchcraft turn women into lesbians?
R: 26 / I: 6
Don't worry 'teens.
No matter how dark and vantablak the brimstone gets, we will be repaid with the shiniest of gems in the future.
Hold strong.
Don't worry 'teens.
No matter how dark and vantablak the brimstone gets, we will be repaid with the shiniest of gems in the future.
Hold strong.
R: 1 / I: 0
>mcdonalds drinks have embedded 'P
>mcdonalds drinks have embedded 'P
R: 2 / I: 1
Quote should give the sharty to system and make all of our moderation ai-based
Quote should give the sharty to system and make all of our moderation ai-based
R: 4 / I: 1
>monaco is a serious nation guys, you have to take us seriously
>monaco is a serious nation guys, you have to take us seriously
R: 6 / I: 2
Im quitting this shit website to schizomax and study science and atheism all day. Goodbye niggers
Im quitting this shit website to schizomax and study science and atheism all day. Goodbye niggers
R: 25 / I: 3
Rhodesia Larp On Minecraft
Anyone wanna larp as Fascist Rhodesia on a minecraft geopol server to make niggers leak?
R: 3 / I: 2
>calling him 'plier
<calling him mark'
>calling him 'plier
<calling him mark'
R: 58 / I: 3
if i find out that somebody is going to get me sent to an insane asylum, will they track me down if i run into the woods and hide?
if i find out that somebody is going to get me sent to an insane asylum, will they track me down if i run into the woods and hide?
R: 6 / I: 12
post your favorite images, whether they're IAS or NAS
post your favorite images, whether they're IAS or NAS
R: 4 / I: 1
Clamstaples found Hunky.
Clamstaples found Hunky.
R: 5 / I: 5
ITT we post pics of famous blak niggers
ITT we post pics of famous blak niggers
R: 0 / I: 0
>sharty great reset
>sharty great reset
R: 33 / I: 6
Does this change your opinion on global warming?
Does this change your opinion on global warming?
R: 2 / I: 0
>SHIT SHIT SHIT
>ASS
>PUSSY
>CUNT
>BITCH
>DICK
>COCK
>MOTHERFUCKER
Cuss' words
>FUCK FUCK>SHIT SHIT SHIT
>ASS
>PUSSY
>CUNT
>BITCH
>DICK
>COCK
>MOTHERFUCKER
R: 3 / I: 0
>Integrity check failed. Try clearing your cache and make sure you have WASM and Javascript enabled.
>Integrity check failed. Try clearing your cache and make sure you have WASM and Javascript enabled.
R: 16 / I: 8
Be my daddy and give me plappies nusoi teehee
Be my daddy and give me plappies nusoi teehee
R: 2 / I: 0
>system
>system
R: 35 / I: 23
>Bleached booru is down
>Bleached booru is down
R: 3 / I: 3
>It seems my superiority has lead to some controversy
>It seems my superiority has lead to some controversy
R: 6 / I: 0
What does it mean when the ban page staff says "System"?
>
What does it mean when the ban page staff says "System"?
>
R: 5 / I: 2
Quote is poorphobic, fuck Quote
Quote is poorphobic, fuck Quote
R: 8 / I: 6
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SAID "LOL" WE ARE ALLOWED TO "GEG" ONLY ON THIS SHITTY WEBSITE
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SAID "LOL" WE ARE ALLOWED TO "GEG" ONLY ON THIS SHITTY WEBSITE
R: 3 / I: 1
>Pippa Peg, Bwuey, Pingoo and Toemas da Thank Injin…
>Deeza all WEGENDAWY shows
>But wich wun iz de gweatest of al tim?!?!
>…
>Hweyya gwuys! Caca here wit anuder wideo!
>And tuday, we r gunna be wanking de best and gweatest shows tuday
>So make shur to hit dat wike bwutton, subscwibe and wing dat bwell
>Also, leaf a comet on wat UR faforit show is and y!
>Now, back 2 da video!
Best Shows, Tierlist (OFFICIAL)C
>*Intro Music, Patricia Taxxon - Wavetable (Title Track)*>Pippa Peg, Bwuey, Pingoo and Toemas da Thank Injin…
>Deeza all WEGENDAWY shows
>But wich wun iz de gweatest of al tim?!?!
>…
>Hweyya gwuys! Caca here wit anuder wideo!
>And tuday, we r gunna be wanking de best and gweatest shows tuday
>So make shur to hit dat wike bwutton, subscwibe and wing dat bwell
>Also, leaf a comet on wat UR faforit show is and y!
>Now, back 2 da video!
R: 1 / I: 0
'ak him
'ak him
R: 0 / I: 0
>Skyler White got doxed
>Skyler White got doxed
R: 3 / I: 0
Is it fine for obsessed burgers if an european nigga like myself moves to Idaho or Montana?
Is it fine for obsessed burgers if an european nigga like myself moves to Idaho or Montana?
R: 11 / I: 2
>quote is da admin 6 bring doll back even doe i never experienced doll's administration
>quote is da admin 6 bring doll back even doe i never experienced doll's administration
R: 4 / I: 2
'eens when they turn 25 be like
>I'm running out of time! Maybe I should switch to dudes
'eens when they turn 25 be like
>I'm running out of time! Maybe I should switch to dudes
R: 3 / I: 0
btw you wouldn’t be able to post to /soy/ without jewish technology, if that matters idk
btw you wouldn’t be able to post to /soy/ without jewish technology, if that matters idk
R: 6 / I: 3
I want my REAL soyjak.party back
I want my REAL soyjak.party back
R: 8 / I: 1
They should've shut it down when chudbob got popular
They should've shut it down when smugjak got popular in russia
They should've shut it down when incredible gassy got popular
They should've kept shut it down when Doll shut it down
They should've shut it down when 4chan was hacked
They should've shut it down when "Fell for it again award" went viral
They should've shut it down when that chinese tiktok singing video got popular
They should've shut it down when syndromejak went viral on TikTok
They should've shut it down when 'eens realized that pooners were joining the site
They should've shut it down when that "2004 dog" tweet went viral
They should've shut it down when foids began larping with chudjak
They should've shut it down when the "found a peanut m&m on my kitchen floor" tweet went viral
They should've shut it down when Frankie Fey made that video on soyjaks
They should've shut it down when chudbob got popular
They should've shut it down when smugjak got popular in russia
They should've shut it down when incredible gassy got popular
They should've kept shut it down when Doll shut it down
They should've shut it down when 4chan was hacked
They should've shut it down when "Fell for it again award" went viral
They should've shut it down when that chinese tiktok singing video got popular
They should've shut it down when syndromejak went viral on TikTok
They should've shut it down when 'eens realized that pooners were joining the site
They should've shut it down when that "2004 dog" tweet went viral
They should've shut it down when foids began larping with chudjak
They should've shut it down when the "found a peanut m&m on my kitchen floor" tweet went viral
They should've shut it down when Frankie Fey made that video on soyjaks
R: 0 / I: 0
I'm trans btw
I'm trans btw
R: 5 / I: 5
Is this true teens?
Is this true teens?
R: 4 / I: 1
>nabbing the .party sharty domain and having it redirect to a trans flag
>nabbing the .party sharty domain and having it redirect to a trans flag
R: 1 / I: 0
Daily reminder that Jews hate BWC and worship tiny brown peckers. Think for a moment how superior BWC and white boi cum are. Every brown foid is infatuated with having white boi cum blown deep inside their womb and mothering future virile white bois. WNWO is inedible. All they can do is shut down our base of operations, but this will backfire. Before they know it, we will be slapping all the Jewesses into submission with our big white cocks and blowing our superior Aryan cum deep inside their wombs
Daily reminder that Jews hate BWC and worship tiny brown peckers. Think for a moment how superior BWC and white boi cum are. Every brown foid is infatuated with having white boi cum blown deep inside their womb and mothering future virile white bois. WNWO is inedible. All they can do is shut down our base of operations, but this will backfire. Before they know it, we will be slapping all the Jewesses into submission with our big white cocks and blowing our superior Aryan cum deep inside their wombs
R: 4 / I: 1
i got fired from Burger King for nutting on a whooper
cuz there was no mayonnaise…….
why am i so retarded
i got fired from Burger King for nutting on a whooper
cuz there was no mayonnaise…….
why am i so retarded
R: 5 / I: 5
ITT we have a discussion but only through gigas
ITT we have a discussion but only through gigas
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
hello htsmcord
hello htsmcord
R: 30 / I: 19
>farming so many reppeys on sharty from bait posts that if you stopped you would instantly become suicidal from lack of dopamine
>farming so many reppeys on sharty from bait posts that if you stopped you would instantly become suicidal from lack of dopamine
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>cobblestone futa bbw
>cobblestone futa bbw
R: 2 / I: 2
nusois stop posting frog 'o
nusois stop posting frog 'o
R: 67 / I: 31
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
>HERE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
>HERE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
R: 9 / I: 9
/calm/
I just want some calm
R: 4 / I: 2
this is surprisingly accurate to what's happening currently
>I think you can see why this is a problem. Only creating IAS variants gave much of the population something called jakking fatigue, people got tired of recycling variants, as many of the old rubies and gemeralds faded into obscurity and many of the new ones were doomed to get recycled through massive use, this constant recycling and creation of jaks resulted in only coal eventually being created with nothing circumventing it, every newer variant had a weird 'cord inside joke inserted or was simply came from coally media, like a variant created by tracing one of vivziepop's characters. People started to get bored of jakking in general, and put much less effort into it.
>Even novel activities started to get repetitive and boring, raids & doxes started to become similar and often a carbon copy, with many SNCAs and even innocent people being randomly doxxed. Usually it consisted of some nobaldi boring altchans getting raided and the same boring jackbox streamers along with the same boring tranny 'ox. 7 months into blossoms reign, people began to avoid large scale activities in fear of creating new immigrants, things like the soyset were shamed for inviting new people to the website, this is something to do with the purity spiral, which the Blossom's cabal manipulated to its fullest extent, but that's a different story . 'Teens became uncaring for the the iron being produced, cobson, imp and other jaks were turned to carbon because people became desensitized to them.
>The sharty was in its lowest, and most decaying form, PPH reached the lowest it has ever been since froots reign, averaging a mere 350 PPH on /soy/ on 'mutt hours (THIS ALREADY HAPPENED BTW) while every other board was only around 5-6 PPH. For a second, the site looked like fragile glass, that was beginning to shatter under the weight of it all. there was a significant increase in low quality posts, things like zillyjaks, horribly made and sexually suggestive adventure threads, soyjak porn threads on the 'log, even long-dead websitecuck soylitacuck pedo'p. They were getting more noticable and abundant every day. The jannies were persistent in deleting some of it, but many of the popular megathreads were kept there. Over the period of 7 months, these occurrence began to intensify, from them being instantly deleted, to then a larger time gap passing between their posts and their deletion, to then the complete negligence of the jannies to actually get rid of them, that however depended and how hard they broke site rules.
let me reiterate, ALL of what is mentioned in the paragraph before has happened already
>3 days ago 'lita foot porn got approved & stayed up on /soy/ for hours
>post 1/28 soysphere was also around 350 pph directly after the 18+ bans
>bait & brimstone is getting significantly more pornographic & prominent, there are days of peace but it's not enough
QUOTE IS BLOSSOM
https://soyjakwiki.org/The_final_day_of_the_Shartythis is surprisingly accurate to what's happening currently
>I think you can see why this is a problem. Only creating IAS variants gave much of the population something called jakking fatigue, people got tired of recycling variants, as many of the old rubies and gemeralds faded into obscurity and many of the new ones were doomed to get recycled through massive use, this constant recycling and creation of jaks resulted in only coal eventually being created with nothing circumventing it, every newer variant had a weird 'cord inside joke inserted or was simply came from coally media, like a variant created by tracing one of vivziepop's characters. People started to get bored of jakking in general, and put much less effort into it.
>Even novel activities started to get repetitive and boring, raids & doxes started to become similar and often a carbon copy, with many SNCAs and even innocent people being randomly doxxed. Usually it consisted of some nobaldi boring altchans getting raided and the same boring jackbox streamers along with the same boring tranny 'ox. 7 months into blossoms reign, people began to avoid large scale activities in fear of creating new immigrants, things like the soyset were shamed for inviting new people to the website, this is something to do with the purity spiral, which the Blossom's cabal manipulated to its fullest extent, but that's a different story . 'Teens became uncaring for the the iron being produced, cobson, imp and other jaks were turned to carbon because people became desensitized to them.
>The sharty was in its lowest, and most decaying form, PPH reached the lowest it has ever been since froots reign, averaging a mere 350 PPH on /soy/ on 'mutt hours (THIS ALREADY HAPPENED BTW) while every other board was only around 5-6 PPH. For a second, the site looked like fragile glass, that was beginning to shatter under the weight of it all. there was a significant increase in low quality posts, things like zillyjaks, horribly made and sexually suggestive adventure threads, soyjak porn threads on the 'log, even long-dead websitecuck soylitacuck pedo'p. They were getting more noticable and abundant every day. The jannies were persistent in deleting some of it, but many of the popular megathreads were kept there. Over the period of 7 months, these occurrence began to intensify, from them being instantly deleted, to then a larger time gap passing between their posts and their deletion, to then the complete negligence of the jannies to actually get rid of them, that however depended and how hard they broke site rules.
let me reiterate, ALL of what is mentioned in the paragraph before has happened already
>3 days ago 'lita foot porn got approved & stayed up on /soy/ for hours
>post 1/28 soysphere was also around 350 pph directly after the 18+ bans
>bait & brimstone is getting significantly more pornographic & prominent, there are days of peace but it's not enough
R: 24 / I: 12
brimmy log today post gems itt
brimmy log today post gems itt
R: 68 / I: 15
I feel so depressed over the fact that soytan isn't real, I love her so much. She's so cute, she's so funny. If soytan was real I would go for walks in the park with her, we would feed the ducks and hold hands. We would walk home holding hands and stop for food on the way, I would sit across from her staring into her beautiful eyes, we would joke and make fun of each other. When we finish our meal it would be raining out and I would give soytan my jacket to keep her warm. When we finally would make it home we get cozy into bed and cuddle with each other. Why isn't she real, what a cruel joke from the universe. Am I really asking for that much, just soytan, thats it. fuggen jerdee
I feel so depressed over the fact that soytan isn't real, I love her so much. She's so cute, she's so funny. If soytan was real I would go for walks in the park with her, we would feed the ducks and hold hands. We would walk home holding hands and stop for food on the way, I would sit across from her staring into her beautiful eyes, we would joke and make fun of each other. When we finish our meal it would be raining out and I would give soytan my jacket to keep her warm. When we finally would make it home we get cozy into bed and cuddle with each other. Why isn't she real, what a cruel joke from the universe. Am I really asking for that much, just soytan, thats it. fuggen jerdee
R: 0 / I: 0
>my Fauci can you guys SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOVE ME?
>my Fauci can you guys SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOVE ME?
R: 3 / I: 1
long-dead websitepaks must be in every thread
made a shitty imageboard
long-dead websitepak.soylong-dead websitepaks must be in every thread
R: 9 / I: 6
Post as much NAS and Soytan diaper brap gemmies as you wish.
>>15300000
We took your 15.3M GET soicucks. SWABAG
/jardee/ - Fuggen General
Welcome to the Jakparty, nujakkers.Post as much NAS and Soytan diaper brap gemmies as you wish.
>>15300000
We took your 15.3M GET soicucks. SWABAG
R: 3 / I: 0
i look like this and say this, how could you tell?
i look like this and say this, how could you tell?
R: 32 / I: 15
If your blak daddy gets infected it's your duty to let him spit in your mouth. Let him fuck you until you're sick. Spread that stupid faggot shitpussy and beg daddy to blow a fat poz load inside you. When you have a stuffy nose and a sore throat, when you're burning up with a fever and you feel so sick you could die, choke on his big fat dick anyhow. Sputter and struggle to breath as his cock and your snot strangle your dumb white faggot brain of any oxygen. Suck blak cock until you have brain damage. Suck blak cock until you're retarded. Sneeze all over that big blak daddy dick. Gag and snort and blow your nose unconsciously while you gag on his big, juicy nigger dick and then lovingly slurp it all down. Let your eyes water while he scrapes his hard dick against your soar throat. Cry. Cry like a weak little bitch and suck like one too. Coat daddy's beautiful African cock with snot and phlegm and let him fuck you with it. Sick white faggot noses are lube dispensers. Save up mouthfuls of phlegm and then spit them out onto dildos for practice. Keep trying to get sick until you're an expert.
You live for your blak daddy. Refusing sex with him just to avoid getting sick is selfish, and that includes AIDS (and also, yes, if daddy has uncontrollable diarreah you DO have to give him a very thorough rimjob). Remember, your feelings do NOT matter. All that matters is making daddy cum. All that matters is big blak cock.
(posted with dom's permission)
If your blak daddy gets infected it's your duty to let him spit in your mouth. Let him fuck you until you're sick. Spread that stupid faggot shitpussy and beg daddy to blow a fat poz load inside you. When you have a stuffy nose and a sore throat, when you're burning up with a fever and you feel so sick you could die, choke on his big fat dick anyhow. Sputter and struggle to breath as his cock and your snot strangle your dumb white faggot brain of any oxygen. Suck blak cock until you have brain damage. Suck blak cock until you're retarded. Sneeze all over that big blak daddy dick. Gag and snort and blow your nose unconsciously while you gag on his big, juicy nigger dick and then lovingly slurp it all down. Let your eyes water while he scrapes his hard dick against your soar throat. Cry. Cry like a weak little bitch and suck like one too. Coat daddy's beautiful African cock with snot and phlegm and let him fuck you with it. Sick white faggot noses are lube dispensers. Save up mouthfuls of phlegm and then spit them out onto dildos for practice. Keep trying to get sick until you're an expert.
You live for your blak daddy. Refusing sex with him just to avoid getting sick is selfish, and that includes AIDS (and also, yes, if daddy has uncontrollable diarreah you DO have to give him a very thorough rimjob). Remember, your feelings do NOT matter. All that matters is making daddy cum. All that matters is big blak cock.
(posted with dom's permission)
R: 12 / I: 2
Which programming language should I go learn and why? I really wanna get into game development in the future
Which programming language should I go learn and why? I really wanna get into game development in the future
R: 0 / I: 0
>YWNBAG
>YWNBAG
>YWNBAG
>YWNBAG
>YWNBAG
>YWNBAG
>YWNBAG
>YWNBAG
>YWNBAG
>YWNBAG
>YWNBAG
>YWNBAG
R: 8 / I: 2
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What do (You) gain from reppeys
What do (You) gain from reppeys
R: 0 / I: 0
>quote banned cacas so he can approve porn on the site without it being called epi o algo
>quote banned cacas so he can approve porn on the site without it being called epi o algo
R: 17 / I: 3
cobblestone thread
itt we goon to cobblestone's boobs
cobblestone thread
itt we goon to cobblestone's boobs
R: 23 / I: 5
Do you have it?
Do you have it?
R: 4 / I: 2
>Drinking Kool-Aids wit yer friends after school
>Watching the newest shartoon on Pubic Broadcasting Shitstem Kids
>Dick or Meating on Hallowseve in yer shitty costume wit yer friends
>Going cycling
>Going camping, and making a raft at Chud Lake
>Playing in dur creek and getting chased by alligators and illegals
>Eating tacos on Taco Tuesday!
>Gaming on da PlayBox and saying no-no words in chat
>Sharting in the 'mart
>Family day trip to de water park, shart in pool
>Getting face destroyed in Rounders, Minor League Baseball
>Going onto Omegle and getting bullied
>Berfday Partee
>Footieball wit Poppy, ev&oe we rarely use our feet
>Sledding in Winter, attempted kidnapping by ESL paedo from Venezuela
>Frolicking in Summer, catch Malaria, Measles and Tetanus
>Reaching my 12th year of age and becoming a Branigger
'mutt Jr.s Favourite Activities
>Getting the lil' toy wit yer Happy Meal®>Drinking Kool-Aids wit yer friends after school
>Watching the newest shartoon on Pubic Broadcasting Shitstem Kids
>Dick or Meating on Hallowseve in yer shitty costume wit yer friends
>Going cycling
>Going camping, and making a raft at Chud Lake
>Playing in dur creek and getting chased by alligators and illegals
>Eating tacos on Taco Tuesday!
>Gaming on da PlayBox and saying no-no words in chat
>Sharting in the 'mart
>Family day trip to de water park, shart in pool
>Getting face destroyed in Rounders, Minor League Baseball
>Going onto Omegle and getting bullied
>Berfday Partee
>Footieball wit Poppy, ev&oe we rarely use our feet
>Sledding in Winter, attempted kidnapping by ESL paedo from Venezuela
>Frolicking in Summer, catch Malaria, Measles and Tetanus
>Reaching my 12th year of age and becoming a Branigger
R: 15 / I: 5
'toss just posted ts 👀
'toss just posted ts 👀
R: 1 / I: 1
>Saying JSID while actively contributing to the decline of the website
>Saying JSID while actively contributing to the decline of the website
R: 3 / I: 0
>repeatedly bumping the gooner threads to crush the nusois under the weight of their own sins
>repeatedly bumping the gooner threads to crush the nusois under the weight of their own sins
R: 168 / I: 95
ITT we decide who the best and ONLY sharty SISA is. The winner of this poll will hence be declared the one true QUEEN of /soy/. Once the poll closes, that’s it. You MAY post explicit images (within the rules) of your SISA of choice to convince other Nusois.
ITT we decide who the best and ONLY sharty SISA is. The winner of this poll will hence be declared the one true QUEEN of /soy/. Once the poll closes, that’s it. You MAY post explicit images (within the rules) of your SISA of choice to convince other Nusois.
R: 2 / I: 0
guys i quit this website why is there actual porn and race fetish posters on this shit
guys i quit this website why is there actual porn and race fetish posters on this shit
R: 1 / I: 0
as a celebration to Fredrick Brennan lets turn him into a jak
as a celebration to Fredrick Brennan lets turn him into a jak
R: 3 / I: 0
>having a suicide fetish and killing yourself
>having a suicide fetish and killing yourself
R: 3 / I: 1
>THERE IS NO ϪTH LETTER IN THE ALPHABET, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS NOW
>THERE IS NO ϪTH LETTER IN THE ALPHABET, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS NOW
R: 11 / I: 2
You guys know there's a big GET coming on 4cuck /r9k/ right?
You guys know there's a big GET coming on 4cuck /r9k/ right?
R: 6 / I: 1
in loving memory of soytans gem status
2020 - 2022 2024 - 2026
in loving memory of soytans gem status
2020 - 2022 2024 - 2026
R: 9 / I: 6
Stop ruining Soytan with your fetish art.
SWABAG, not Brimstone.
Stop ruining Soytan with your fetish art.
SWABAG, not Brimstone.
R: 12 / I: 3
I want to find soytan and make her fat. I want to tie her up and feed her so much ice cream that her belly becomes as tight as a drum. I want to then spend a whole year force-feeding her so much goyslop that she quadruples in weight. After that, I would give her a nice warm shower with me in it so I could clean all of her folds. I would make her drink so much soda and I would bust as she farts on my face. /soy/bros is this normal?
I want to find soytan and make her fat. I want to tie her up and feed her so much ice cream that her belly becomes as tight as a drum. I want to then spend a whole year force-feeding her so much goyslop that she quadruples in weight. After that, I would give her a nice warm shower with me in it so I could clean all of her folds. I would make her drink so much soda and I would bust as she farts on my face. /soy/bros is this normal?
R: 6 / I: 2
Round 3 Coming Soon
>/b/ again
>Seiga Kaku image board I found on the radio
>Special guest rape victim
Round 3 Coming Soon
>/b/ again
>Seiga Kaku image board I found on the radio
>Special guest rape victim
R: 35 / I: 12
tommorow im starting the first office job in my life. any tips soyteens.
tommorow im starting the first office job in my life. any tips soyteens.
R: 31 / I: 2
who else listens to music while jerking off?
who else listens to music while jerking off?
R: 2 / I: 0
nusoicakakakakakakakas……. you are posting bremstone…. you are making not soyjacks…. you are posting SNCA…. this is not good…. please make soyjacks please
nusoicakakakakakakakas……. you are posting bremstone…. you are making not soyjacks…. you are posting SNCA…. this is not good…. please make soyjacks please
R: 1 / I: 1
I clicked on 4 'g files today, hbu
I clicked on 4 'g files today, hbu
R: 4 / I: 2
>geg this shitskin is still seething
>geg this shitskin is still seething
R: 1 / I: 0
post your most HORNY soytan 'pastas and pics itt so WE (yes WE as in ALL the users of this site) can goon to
post your most HORNY soytan 'pastas and pics itt so WE (yes WE as in ALL the users of this site) can goon to
R: 5 / I: 2
Post all you 'g videos in here
I need more
Post all you 'g videos in here
I need more
R: 5 / I: 0
>if you stare at them they stare back at you
>if you stare at them they stare back at you
R: 2 / I: 1
look at this profile RIGHT NOW
https://www.instagram.com/toolazy2walk
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
look at this profile RIGHT NOW
https://www.instagram.com/toolazy2walk
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
R: 3 / I: 0
QUOTE JUST LET ME EAT YOUR LITTLE ASS
QUOTE JUST LET ME EAT YOUR LITTLE ASS
R: 12 / I: 5
Teehee stop looking at my feetsies stupid moid !!! fuggen jerdee
Teehee stop looking at my feetsies stupid moid !!! fuggen jerdee
R: 8 / I: 6
sing thread
ITT record your singing to show how good your vocals are
R: 3 / I: 1
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
ITALYSISSIES… WHAT IS THIS GEG!!!!
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
ITALYSISSIES… WHAT IS THIS GEG!!!!
R: 4 / I: 1
>jsid
<QLMJEYLA
>jsid
<QLMJEYLA
R: 6 / I: 3
JSID LOST
QLMJEYLA WON
JSID LOST
QLMJEYLA WON
R: 6 / I: 4
The website just gets worse and worse
The website just gets worse and worse
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 23 / I: 2
I don't really hate niggers or jews. What is wrong with me?
I don't really hate niggers or jews. What is wrong with me?
R: 6 / I: 0
>Invalid webm/mp4 uploaded. Try re-encoding. If you need help, look here for a tutorial: https://soyjak.party/static/encoding.mp4
>Invalid webm/mp4 uploaded. Try re-encoding. If you need help, look here for a tutorial: https://soyjak.party/static/encoding.mp4
R: 1 / I: 0
just shit it down quote, its all bait anyways…
just shit it down quote, its all bait anyways…
R: 5 / I: 0
KILL COBBLESTONE FOR REMOVING MY FAVORITE RATING SYSTEMS AND TEMPLATES
KILL COBBLESTONE FOR REMOVING MY FAVORITE RATING SYSTEMS AND TEMPLATES
R: 6 / I: 2
Abysmal catty JSID
Abysmal catty JSID
R: 17 / I: 3
dox this soy motherfucker
dox this soy motherfucker
R: 17 / I: 4
Mishima was the only based faggot.
Mishima was the only based faggot.
R: 0 / I: 0
Oh my, soycakakakas, what is this? why are you not postings soyjacks? stop masturbating to women and post them on the /soy/ board, or else i will call quotation mark and shut site down, geggings!
Oh my, soycakakakas, what is this? why are you not postings soyjacks? stop masturbating to women and post them on the /soy/ board, or else i will call quotation mark and shut site down, geggings!
R: 3 / I: 1
best Simpsons bit ever
if you say otherwise you are trans
best Simpsons bit ever
if you say otherwise you are trans
R: 18 / I: 6
is dusk tranny media? i know it's made by the same people who made ultrakill but the community isn't niggerhell like ultrakill is. dusk itself is also pretty gemmy and aryan.
is dusk tranny media? i know it's made by the same people who made ultrakill but the community isn't niggerhell like ultrakill is. dusk itself is also pretty gemmy and aryan.
R: 6 / I: 2
R: 0 / I: 0
poopson was literally uploaded on the soyjak image archival site and the reports are glitching due to how brimmy it is
jannies, wake up
poopson was literally uploaded on the soyjak image archival site and the reports are glitching due to how brimmy it is
jannies, wake up
R: 6 / I: 0
>Just spent 300 dollars sending pizzas to a troon
>Just spent 300 dollars sending pizzas to a troon
R: 1 / I: 0
Opinion on today's catty?
R: 2 / I: 1
the 'log looks beautiful today
the 'log looks beautiful today
R: 38 / I: 14
trvke
trvke
R: 11 / I: 3
Got my bitch in the crib watching zellig. Seethe virgins
Got my bitch in the crib watching zellig. Seethe virgins
R: 0 / I: 0
fuck this shit website
fuck this shit website
R: 7 / I: 2
i made this meme
is it any good?
i made this meme
is it any good?
R: 7 / I: 2
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, chud! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Chud?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
R: 9 / I: 1
Would you go to this concert?
Would you go to this concert?
R: 3 / I: 0
>I feel so depressed over the fact that soytan isn't real, I love her so much. She's so cute, she's so funny. If soytan was real I would go for walks in the park with her, we would feed the ducks and hold hands. We would walk home holding hands and stop for food on the way, I would sit across from her staring into her beautiful eyes, we would joke and make fun of each other. When we finish our meal it would be raining out and I would give soytan my jacket to keep her warm. When we finally would make it home we get cozy into bed and cuddle with each other. Why isn't she real, what a cruel joke from the universe. Am I really asking for that much, just soytan, thats it. fuggen jerdee
>I feel so depressed over the fact that soytan isn't real, I love her so much. She's so cute, she's so funny. If soytan was real I would go for walks in the park with her, we would feed the ducks and hold hands. We would walk home holding hands and stop for food on the way, I would sit across from her staring into her beautiful eyes, we would joke and make fun of each other. When we finish our meal it would be raining out and I would give soytan my jacket to keep her warm. When we finally would make it home we get cozy into bed and cuddle with each other. Why isn't she real, what a cruel joke from the universe. Am I really asking for that much, just soytan, thats it. fuggen jerdee
R: 1 / I: 0
Is the sharty considered an actual relevant altchan in this day and age compared to other shit like 8kun and SNCA imageboards?
Is the sharty considered an actual relevant altchan in this day and age compared to other shit like 8kun and SNCA imageboards?
R: 0 / I: 0
>ITT we decide who the best and ONLY sharty SISA is. The winner of this poll will hence be declared the one true QUEEN of /soy/. Once the poll closes, that’s it. You MAY post explicit images (within the rules) of your SISA of choice to convince other Nusois.
>ITT we decide who the best and ONLY sharty SISA is. The winner of this poll will hence be declared the one true QUEEN of /soy/. Once the poll closes, that’s it. You MAY post explicit images (within the rules) of your SISA of choice to convince other Nusois.
R: 12 / I: 4
Proud Santaist here, AMA
Proud Santaist here, AMA
R: 2 / I: 2
What the fuck is happening here?
What the fuck is happening here?
R: 6 / I: 1
eating poop is based and christpilled
eating poop is based and christpilled
R: 70 / I: 60
nobasu thread
nobasus must be in every post
R: 2 / I: 0
avian beast
sammy hagar won
R: 19 / I: 11
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
THE SNEAKERS WONT COME OFF
R: 8 / I: 4
R: 0 / I: 0
>>15299659
R: 7 / I: 5
>Fat naked gay men is da gem and da sherdee culture
>Fat naked gay men is da gem and da sherdee culture
R: 92 / I: 73
Did you get formally invited?
Did you get formally invited?
R: 6 / I: 4
I am a Sudanese squash and stretch sonic fan animator living in section 8 housing and this is my post
I am a Sudanese squash and stretch sonic fan animator living in section 8 housing and this is my post
R: 4 / I: 0
the 'log is giving me deja vu
the 'log is giving me deja vu
R: 11 / I: 3
Has using this site given anyone else an unironic BBC fetish? I can’t look at a mildly attractive woman without thinking about her bouncing up and down on a thick, veiny nigger cock. I’m not gay, but I would 100% suck a BBC if a woman wanted me to.
Has using this site given anyone else an unironic BBC fetish? I can’t look at a mildly attractive woman without thinking about her bouncing up and down on a thick, veiny nigger cock. I’m not gay, but I would 100% suck a BBC if a woman wanted me to.
R: 20 / I: 10
le bbc girl
le bbc girl
R: 10 / I: 2
moo
moo
R: 2 / I: 0
well nusois what do you think about this song? are you finally willing to accept that 9/11 never happened and it was a jewish lie orchestrated by bush?
well nusois what do you think about this song? are you finally willing to accept that 9/11 never happened and it was a jewish lie orchestrated by bush?
R: 3 / I: 1
>Browsing snippy dot tabby with volume at zero so your immune to 'g
>Browsing snippy dot tabby with volume at zero so your immune to 'g
R: 7 / I: 0
What do you think was the quality of the log today?
RTL (Rate the Log) 23/2/2026
What do you think was the quality of the log today?
R: 3 / I: 1
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/264297.html#264300
troon vtuber stream raid
big gem potential
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/264297.html#264300
troon vtuber stream raid
big gem potential
R: 0 / I: 0
One day in the future, the final soy will be 'jakked. The last one anybody ever bothers to make. What will it look like? Will it be coal?
One day in the future, the final soy will be 'jakked. The last one anybody ever bothers to make. What will it look like? Will it be coal?
R: 16 / I: 35
giga gif thread
R: 2 / I: 0
Quote should add upvotes and downvotes to posts which then affects the number of times you can bump or supersage a thread
<reddit space
Think about this, it will save /soy/ unironically
Quote should add upvotes and downvotes to posts which then affects the number of times you can bump or supersage a thread
<reddit space
Think about this, it will save /soy/ unironically
R: 5 / I: 6
>/soy/
>/soy/
R: 13 / I: 1
>God is actually three in one just like three black men are in my one wife
>God is actually three in one just like three black men are in my one wife
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 2 / I: 2
seng 'g here
seng 'g here
R: 0 / I: 0
>>15289844
That’s fucking adorkable
That’s fucking adorkable
R: 490 / I: 102
A Heist with Neutralplier
>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 4 / I: 0
How did the all the things she said song become sharty culture when its about homosexuality its not christ pilled
How did the all the things she said song become sharty culture when its about homosexuality its not christ pilled
R: 137 / I: 31
Does anyone have some tips for this route? I don't know what women like.
Does anyone have some tips for this route? I don't know what women like.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 16 / I: 18
ITT we post low quality 'jaks
ITT we post low quality 'jaks
R: 3 / I: 0
>drawing 'jaks in the snow
>drawing 'jaks in the snow
R: 7 / I: 0
Misato Katsuragi is a:
Misato Katsuragi is a:
R: 0 / I: 0
I’ll watch as you DNB
I’ll watch as you DNB
R: 61 / I: 11
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)
previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 558 / I: 125
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 446 / I: 77
are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 509 / I: 105
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 145 / I: 68
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 332 / I: 225
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 535 / I: 252
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 400 / I: 67
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
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Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
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NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
Soy Conlang General Thread
ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
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Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 134 / I: 40
What do you do?
NusoiNeanderthal Adventure
The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.What do you do?
R: 466 / I: 194
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
OPERATION REALITY 2
Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread
>slid again awardin the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Soysylum Adventure
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1