[–] ▶ №98351[Quote]
Wenda from Sprunki appears.
▶ №98352[Quote]>>98366
big lez comes out of a rick and morty portal and rapes feraljak
▶ №98353[Quote]
Before starting, good taste in music
Mister Buggy gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
▶ №98354[Quote]
i was here
▶ №98355[Quote]
Mister Buggy gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
Roll 2nd attempt
▶ №98356[Quote]
Kino
▶ №98357[Quote]
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
Roll 3
▶ №98358[Quote]>>98366
big lez rapes comes out of a rick and morty portal and rapes buggy
▶ №98359[Quote]>>98361
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
Roll 4
▶ №98360[Quote]>>98366
big lez rapes comes out of a rick and morty portal and rapes feraljak
▶ №98362[Quote]
Roll 5
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
▶ №98363[Quote]
Roll #6
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
▶ №98364[Quote]>>98376>>98381
Roll number seven
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
▶ №98366[Quote]>>98369
>>98352>>98358>>98360Get owned big lez faggot
▶ №98367[Quote]
buggy drives to cobson's house for an interview not realising there is someone sitting in the backseat
▶ №98368[Quote]
>>98365Nothing wrong with repurposing self-inserts
▶ №98370[Quote]
Looped already?
▶ №98372[Quote]
>>98365we are all gems here, its a one big gemmy familia Olé!
▶ №98374[Quote]
Gem on the log bump
▶ №98377[Quote]
issa slowburn
▶ №98379[Quote]
go up nigga
▶ №98382[Quote]>>98383>>98384>>98388
>>98381suddenly you see big lez in the back of your car
▶ №98383[Quote]>>98385
>>98382okay who the fuck is that, nigger
▶ №98384[Quote]>>98388
>>98382years in the business made you twitchy so you shoot him in the head.
▶ №98387[Quote]
>>98385forced aussie coal
▶ №98388[Quote]>>98389>>98390>>98397
>>98384>>98382As you drive, you hear the sounds of an aussie man waking up in your back seats.
>thanks mate, i needed that<AHHH WHAT THE FUCK DIE CHUD DIE!!!!You shoot the homeless kangaroo lover in the chest, killing him instantly. Good thing you always keep a magnum to your side at all times.
This will be important later…remember! ▶ №98389[Quote]
>>98388I'm surpised this will be important later haha
▶ №98390[Quote]>>98391>>98392>>98396>>98398
>>98388you arrive at cobson's house, the handle on the front door is penis-shaped for same reason
▶ №98393[Quote]
nigger I'm not readin' allat
▶ №98399[Quote]>>98400>>98404
>>98398A bird from serina goes there
▶ №98402[Quote]>>98403
>>98401I still dont get it
▶ №98403[Quote]>>98404
>>98402A bird from serina goes to your location
▶ №98405[Quote]>>98406
>>98404Ok. Bruntlefly comes then
▶ №98408[Quote]>>98409
Is this your first adventure thread?
▶ №98409[Quote]>>98410>>98413
>>98407You enter the mansion, and find it filled with personal maids. Why would someone like Cobson need so many super hot maids to clean his raisin? Better write this down.
>>98408Kind of. See second picrel.
▶ №98410[Quote]>>98411
>>98409What was that thread called and when did you make it? Im pretty sure i remember it
▶ №98411[Quote]>>98412
>>98410It was about soyak exploring the sharty wastelands
▶ №98412[Quote]
>>98411Im unsure but i do think i remember the pond part
▶ №98413[Quote]>>98414
>>98409you ask the robot maid why there's so many maids here
▶ №98415[Quote]>>98416
>>98414Ask where Mister Cobson is, you'd like to see him.
▶ №98417[Quote]>>98429
>>98416A skibidi toilet appears
▶ №98418[Quote]>>98429
>>98416Ask her:
"When is he done with being busy?"
▶ №98419[Quote]
vp
▶ №98420[Quote]
>>98416I go up to his office
▶ №98421[Quote]>>98422
oooh this was leaked in 'dmin six adventure thread
▶ №98422[Quote]>>98423
>>98421dumbass nigga award
▶ №98425[Quote]>>98426
>>98424huh what do you know sorry i just didnt see this thread for 4 hours i was playing dawn of war and refreshing the 'dmin six thread
▶ №98427[Quote]
Are you back yet?
▶ №98428[Quote]
bumo this gemmy thread until op comeso back
▶ №98429[Quote]>>98430>>98431>>98432
sorry about the wait, i was busy 'ooning to ratchet and clank o algo
>>98417>>98418You ask the maid when he will not be busy anymore.
>Eermmm…no idea, sorry si-<*BOOOOOM* SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI SKIBIDI!!>AHHH THE TOILET GREW LEGS!!!The bathroom toilet spontaiously grew a HL2 scientist head and grew robotic legs, breaking out. You grab your trusty backup revolver!
▶ №98430[Quote]>>98433
>>98429fire 3 rounds into its eyes and forehead
▶ №98431[Quote]>>98433
>>98429throw the amerimutt maid at the toilet
▶ №98433[Quote]>>98434>>98457
>>98430>>98431The maids clear the area, but the robotic maid gets captured by the skibidi toilet monster. The american is too fat to run and falls on xer face. Quickly thinking as the thing approches you, you fire into its eyes and forehead, but the bullets…bounce right off of it!
>DOP DOP YES YES<AHHHHH HELP ME SIR FERAL!!!You cant kill this thing with bullets! Unless…
^ughhhh too many fuckin big macs or whatever.USing your observational thinking and strength, you lift the heavy weight maid into your arms, and sling it at the toilet monster. The maid was fat enough to give the thing a massive goose egg of a bruise on its forehead, deteriorating its condition and mental fortitude.
^OW WHAT THE HELL YOU OBSESSED FAGGOT>SIR FERAL! IM FALLING! CATCH ME!! ▶ №98434[Quote]>>98435
>>98433try to catch the robotic maid
▶ №98435[Quote]>>98436
>>98434You are able to catch the light weight maid, who gets off and runs out of the room, screaming like a woman.
>SKIBIDIII…DOP DOP…DOP!!The toilet monster said, confused.
▶ №98436[Quote]>>98437
>>98435make the toilet stand under the chandelier and then shoot it off and make it fall on his head
▶ №98437[Quote]>>98438>>98454
>>98436You fire the chandelier to break it, and make it fall on the unsuspecting skibidi toilet, when suddenly…
KER-SPLAT!!! Instead of a chandelier falling on it, a piano falls through the ceiling, along with with…Senator Cobson, and his wife Cirno???
>AY WHAT THE HELL MAN?? I WAS DANCING WITH MY WIFE!!!<WHATS HAPPENING???^gab gab gool *keeps playing with his toy synthisizer disguised as a big ass piano* ▶ №98438[Quote]>>98439
>>98437ask him what's happening here
▶ №98439[Quote]>>98440>>98442
>>98438You ask about what in the world that was…
>Oh, jeez…I told my god forsaken maids not to put the Grimace Shakes in the toilet, or they would turn skibidi. Sorry about that, buddy. What are you doing here anyway??<Riddly spaceTee hee! Hey everyone, riddler here with a new riddle to tell you all, in…5 posts! Just watch out for the riddle and you'll get a special prize! Toodallo, tee hee hee!
▶ №98440[Quote]>>98441>>98443
>>98439Pull the
<… and one more thing…Line on him, then schizorant about brainrot and maids
Then say you're there to take quotes from everyone for a neighorhood tragedy.
▶ №98443[Quote]>>98444>>98445>>98448
>>98440>>98442YOu ask about several things about cobson, but before you can finish your epic "and one more thing" line…
>Yeah, whatever. I got a meeting with some vodkas in a bit. Take him out of here, Cirno.<Yes sir!The chick takes you outside, and closes the door. Looks like you weren't very welcome there…but you were able to gather some details. From the hot maids, to the cursed af L rizz grimace shakes from ohio…something was very off about him that didn't show in his own campaign videos.
▶ №98444[Quote]>>98449
>>98443contact your friend news reporter ms silverstein
▶ №98445[Quote]
>>98443sneak up into his office
▶ №98446[Quote]
up
▶ №98447[Quote]
up up!
▶ №98448[Quote]>>98450
>>98443Contemplate making a fake identity to get a job as a servant to keep digging.
▶ №98452[Quote]>>98463
>>98450take xer advice and start shopping
▶ №98455[Quote]
gem go up
▶ №98456[Quote]
Detective Cobson needs to catch shekelberg in action o algo
▶ №98457[Quote]
This is awesome
>>98433Yo i made that Skibidi Toilet!
▶ №98458[Quote]
GO UP I WANNA SEE MORE!
▶ №98459[Quote]
>>98450Chug down some beer
▶ №98460[Quote]
Up
▶ №98462[Quote]
>>98461Sorry then, my Nigga
▶ №98464[Quote]>>98466
>>98463get a maid costume and a miss circle mask
▶ №98465[Quote]>>98466
>>98463get a nate higgers costume
▶ №98467[Quote]>>98469
>>98466Why is all songs STIMKS! wtf does that mean maine
▶ №98468[Quote]>>98475
>>98466because he didn't take a shower… o algo
▶ №98470[Quote]
Cirno is just a retarded fairy, how tf it became 'son's wife?
▶ №98471[Quote]>>98475
>>98469okay i have the answer all songs stink because they are mexican
▶ №98472[Quote]>>98473>>98477
>>98466take the rainbow dash mask instead
▶ №98473[Quote]>>98474>>98477
>>98472NO NO NO TAKE THE MOMMY MARE MASK INSTEAD
▶ №98476[Quote]>>98477
>>98474the other pony mask..it looks more attractive
▶ №98477[Quote]>>98478
>>98476>>98473>>98472You ask to take the orange pony mask, but then-
>THATS MY MOMMY MARE MASK!!!Some obsessed pony chud walks into the store. What do you do?
▶ №98478[Quote]>>98479
>>98477ermm ask him why he out of all people needs a pony mask
▶ №98480[Quote]>>98482
>>98479just be a good goy and get a different mask
▶ №98481[Quote]
>>98479if chud doesnt pipe down then knock out the obsessed chudcel and purchase the mask and the maid outfit
▶ №98483[Quote]>>98486
>>98482go back to cobson's house in your costume, ask the chud if he also wants to come
▶ №98484[Quote]
>>98482Buy a Pizza Mask just in case some other raisin happens
▶ №98486[Quote]>>98487>>98488>>98489>>98490
>>98483After a whole day of planning and other raisin, you finally make your way back to the cobson estate. You work best at night…
You have the disguse filled with some of your revolvers, making you look like an actually hot woman. Your ready to enter the house,
▶ №98487[Quote]>>98488>>98491
>>98486fall down and start crying like a baby
▶ №98489[Quote]
>>98488>>98486NO, FALL ONTO THE FLOOR AND START CRYING AS LOUD AS YOU CAN
▶ №98492[Quote]>>98494
>>98488do not fall and enter the manor instead chuddy..speaking of chuds i wonder what the chud who bought the pony mask is doing
▶ №98493[Quote]>>98496
>>98491beg him to let you in
▶ №98496[Quote]>>98497>>98498>>98501>>98503
>>98495>>98493You get up, and tell him that you were sent here as a new maid, but you tripped and fell and broke your pwetty widdle snout.
>Jeeez…alright, simmer down, girl…right this way.He lets you enter.
▶ №98497[Quote]>>98499>>98501>>98516
>>98496punch him and then say its a prank
▶ №98499[Quote]>>98500
>>98497NOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID NIGGER
▶ №98500[Quote]
>>98499YEEEEEEEEES IM SMART ARYAN
▶ №98503[Quote]>>98510
>>98496tell him you will go clean his office or something
▶ №98507[Quote]>>98508
>>98506I don't see green therefore
▶ №98509[Quote]
>>98508used a different theme award
▶ №98510[Quote]>>98511>>98512>>98514>>98516
>>98503>>98498You enter the mansion and go to his office, telling cobson you would clean it top to bottom…or so he thought…
For some reason, He goes somewhere else. Where? You don't know.
▶ №98511[Quote]>>98515
>>98510Grab one of the books
▶ №98514[Quote]
>>98510check his internet history and desk drawers
▶ №98517[Quote]>>98521
>>98515Throw the book at the Baby out of shock
▶ №98519[Quote]
>>98515>>98518Forgot to add a (You)
▶ №98520[Quote]
>>98515oh no no no…go through his drawers and pc while babyjak watches
▶ №98523[Quote]>>98538
>>98521The baby raisins on the floor
▶ №98524[Quote]>>98525>>98526
MY HECKIN PROMPT…IGNORED? ACKKKKKKK
▶ №98525[Quote]>>98526
>>98524Hey OP, Do this guys prompt next
▶ №98528[Quote]>>98538
>>98526Proceed to be logical and naturally search whatever electronic devices that are in the room search their search history along with contents of any drawers you might see.
▶ №98529[Quote]>>98538
>>98521Look at the painting and punch the face on it to see if it's some weird ass headcrab
▶ №98530[Quote]>>98538
>>98521A swarm of babies appears from under the table
▶ №98533[Quote]
>>98531Do we have to solve your riddle to get him back
▶ №98535[Quote]>>98536
>>98534is the thread gonna continue now?
▶ №98536[Quote]>>98537
>>98535Kinda. like i said i have college so im going to be slower
▶ №98537[Quote]
>>98536Das okay, i like this thread
▶ №98538[Quote]>>98539
>>98522>>98523>>98528>>98530>>98529Quickly, you grab a valid and liberal Stephen Colbert cookbook from the bookshelf, another baby popping from a chair to see whats going on.
>gam jah mahYou notice that the variant:unkown face on the painting melts as you pass it. Might wanna write that down. You sit down and see that Cobsons Toshiba Tecra A9, a robust and durable business notebook with a decent, yet elegant design, alone with an Intel Core 2 Duo T7500 processor with 2.2GHz and a total of 2GB Ram is in sleep mode. Also the baby raisins on the floor. It smells of mexican beans.
▶ №98539[Quote]>>98540
>>98538Consider pulling out your revolver before shooting one of the tuxedo cacas to death
▶ №98540[Quote]>>98541>>98543>>98545>>98547>>98548
>>98539You can't do that. Your in a costume. Another caca pops out.
>woobbyyyyy doopaHow many foids does Cobson rape?
▶ №98541[Quote]>>98542
>>98540>How many foids does Cobson rape?Marge
▶ №98545[Quote]>>98555
>>98540All of sudden, Rapeson bursts out of the painting to try and rape you
▶ №98546[Quote]
CLEAR *Uses the Defibumptor to bring this thread up*
▶ №98547[Quote]>>98555
>>98540Decide to take off the painting off the wall
▶ №98548[Quote]>>98549>>98551
>>98540what the fuck is this niggercoal adventure thread
▶ №98549[Quote]>>98550
>>98548Better than anything you can make, nigga
▶ №98550[Quote]>>98552
>>98549meds i can make a better non troonish adventure thread right now
▶ №98552[Quote]
>>98550Go ahead then, Fag
▶ №98553[Quote]
>>8691465
cheese is /qa/ culture or something
▶ №98554[Quote]
DEFIBUMPTOR!
▶ №98555[Quote]>>98556
Krita crashed.
>>98547>>98545Deciding to inspect the painting, you walk up to it, only to suddenly fall down as you touch it. You fall into a basement deep below the house, some of your revolvers breaking. Two babies follow you down, seeming to have trust in you.
>Gee gee geeeeeeb▶ №98556[Quote]>>98557
>>98555You see a sign for "Drowning Pool". Follow it?
▶ №98558[Quote]>>98559
>>98557Nobodys here…
You enter the drowning pool room, which contains a pool for drowning people.
▶ №98559[Quote]>>98560
>>98558go further into the room
▶ №98561[Quote]>>98563
>>98560Shove the cactus up your anus
▶ №98562[Quote]
>>98560go to the stairway down to the right
▶ №98564[Quote]>>98566
>>98563interrogate the cactus and the flower on what they have seen being done in this room
▶ №98567[Quote]>>98568
>>98566can we take them with us?
▶ №98569[Quote]
>>98568lets go down the staircase on the right then
▶ №98570[Quote]
up
▶ №98571[Quote]>>98575
>>98568Go to a big room where you find big chungus
▶ №98572[Quote]>>98575
drink from the drowning pool
▶ №98573[Quote]
>>98568Go upstairs and see something weird going on
▶ №98574[Quote]>>98575
>>98568Examine the missing person poster
▶ №98577[Quote]>>98578
inspect the fireplace
▶ №98579[Quote]>>98580
the flower starts rapidly growing a certain kind of froot
▶ №98581[Quote]>>98585
>>98580check out the corridor or whatever
▶ №98582[Quote]
>>98580Throw the other babies into the pool and make a run for it lmao
▶ №98583[Quote]>>98585
>>98580a baby Chud enters the room
▶ №98584[Quote]>>98585
>>98580take off that retarded costume already since you already have enough evidence to know something is weird with cobson
▶ №98585[Quote]>>98586>>98587
>>98581>>98584>>98583Before you can continue searching the room, a BIG CHUNGUS breaks into the house and starts singing!
>BIG CHUNGUS OO NAH NAH>I AM A FAT BUGS BUNNY OO NAH NAHA baby chud enters the room and babbles.
<nigew dieYou get out of your maid costume, a pile of revolvers going all over the floor.
▶ №98586[Quote]>>98588
>>98585You notice the health bar and dual wield the revolvers. You shoot at the big chungus.
▶ №98587[Quote]>>98588
>>98585you pack a punched your revolvers before coming and shoot them at the fat retard, perhaps throwing some of the cacas at xim as a distraction
▶ №98589[Quote]>>98591
>>98588thro the poopy water at his eyes and flee
▶ №98590[Quote]
>>98588flip the pool over causing the water to spill on the big chungus
▶ №98591[Quote]>>98592
>>98589You throw the caca water into the chungo, which makes him stink and makes him poop on the floor
>ew i smell so stinky 100, noone liked that.The room smells so foul, but you can not flee from a boss battle!
▶ №98592[Quote]>>98593
>>98591take out your secret revolver that you hid under your fedora that shoots shotgun shells
▶ №98594[Quote]
>>98593shoot the pool and cause a bunch of the water to pour out, also grab the sign and use it as a melee weapon
▶ №98595[Quote]>>98596
>>98593the raisin filled water soaks into the open wound giving chungus a infection
▶ №98597[Quote]>>98599
>>98596you slam his face with the sign, causing him to slip on the water and fall down
▶ №98600[Quote]>>98601>>98603
>>98599Walk out the hole and check aroun
▶ №98601[Quote]
>>98600around*
I'm a retarded nigger
▶ №98602[Quote]
>>98599put your maid costume back on and get out of the drown room
▶ №98604[Quote]>>98606
>>98603Ask the little raisins where you are
▶ №98607[Quote]>>98615>>98619
>>98606look around for some evidence
▶ №98608[Quote]>>98609>>98610>>98615
>>>8713563
fabricate some evidence
▶ №98609[Quote]>>98615
>>98608THATS HECKIN IMMORAL
▶ №98610[Quote]>>98615
>>98606fabricate some evidence
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IGNORE
>>98608 ▶ №98611[Quote]>>98615
>>98606Roll your eyes and tell them to lead you
▶ №98612[Quote]>>98615>>98619
>>98606explore the facility and use them as shields if a brigand accosts you
▶ №98613[Quote]>>98615
abandoned the thread award
▶ №98614[Quote]>>98615
Funniest death of an adventure thread goes to the babyjak in a kiddie pool that drowned in his own raisin
▶ №98616[Quote]>>98617
>>98615Can we get more ridiculous death scenes like that geg
▶ №98618[Quote]
bump
▶ №98620[Quote]>>98629
>>98619Check if the glowie is near anything while sneaking past.
▶ №98621[Quote]>>98629
>>98619disable the tranny's life support
▶ №98622[Quote]
>>98619kidnap the glowie, gag xim, and put a bag over xis head so xhe cant see you and interrogate xim on whats going on here
▶ №98624[Quote]
>>98623keep going NOW or forever be branded a lazy nigger
▶ №98625[Quote]
>>98623Don't be afraid of taking breaks nigga
▶ №98626[Quote]>>98627
>>98623Bumus so you don't forget
▶ №98627[Quote]>>98628
>>98626I think he gave up on it
▶ №98629[Quote]>>98630
>>98620>>98621The glowie was working on a new psyop for Shartyville, featuring two literal whos samefagging and fighting over Pokemon and Digimon, along with a backup third party of Neopet shemmy immigrants. Your eyes glean to the distored tranny in a process called by the computer as a…
SLOPIFICATIONYou had no idea what that meant, but the poor xister was in such pain. Might as well put xer out of xey misery.
▶ №98630[Quote]>>98631
>>98629call in jason vorhees
