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goon
▶ №75670[Quote]>>75672
i will take out my phone and call "oldsoislutta"
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Rape gray squirreljak
▶ №75673[Quote]>>75674
>>75672Ask him more about nuts
▶ №75674[Quote]>>75675>>75679
>>75673>NIGGA GIVE ME THE FUCKING NUTS NIGGA!<OK THEN, I WILL GIVE YOU THE OBSESSED NIGGERNUTS OR SOMETHING! I will come in like a hour or something>you better bring big brown hazelnuts*hangs up*
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>>75675Ask him about da jarty and doll
▶ №75678[Quote]>>75680
>>75675squirreljak finds out that his crush is sharing nuts with a grey squirrel
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>>75674Since Nate whos surname is Higgers will be here in a hour you look around and try to find out how the fuck did you end up here
▶ №75680[Quote]>>75681>>75684
>>75678*30 minutes later*
You go to the forest to wait for oldsoislutta to arrive with the nuts, but you find your crush sharing nuts with a gray squirrel.
>NIGGA WHAT!? ▶ №75681[Quote]>>75682>>75687
>>75680Write a lengthy manifesto about TGD and post it on forestchan's /pol/ board
▶ №75682[Quote]>>75683
>>75681He can’t BREED!!!!
▶ №75684[Quote]>>75685>>75686
>>75680run away to find a weapon
you can't take on the gray squirrel and your crush at the same time
if you successfully kill them both you might be able to use them as a short term food source
▶ №75686[Quote]>>75690
>>75684Only grey squirrels eat other squirrels. Red squirrels only eat their young
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▶ №75689[Quote]>>75693
>>75687try beat up the grey squirrel infront of my crush to become a hero to the red squirrel race
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>>>7425760
rape the grey squirrel
▶ №75692[Quote]
Im a real woman
▶ №75693[Quote]>>75694
>>75689You try to beat up the gray squirrel to become a hero of the red squirrel race, but he beats you up instead and pins you against the ground.
>ouch nigga!<Time to die, redgroidWhat will you do now?
▶ №75694[Quote]>>75695>>75696>>75700
>>75693Tell him u saw nuts behind him, while he is distracted ACK him
▶ №75695[Quote]>>75697>>75699
>>75694ACK xim how? He has no rope ar a weapon. And I doubt he is strong enough to strangle him
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>>75694this but run away instead because he's stronger than you
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>>75697your crush is watching
▶ №75699[Quote]>>75701
>>75695grab him by his NUTS
▶ №75700[Quote]>>75704>>75705>>75706
>>75694>NIGGA THERE IS NUTS BEHIND YOU!<i dont see no nuts around here, time to di-While he is distracted You use all your streingt and bite him in the neck.
<ACK!You brutally rip his head off and he dies. Your crush runs away in panic
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BUMP
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>>75700wear his skin as disguise and find other gray squirrels
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>>75700Prey to Adolf Squirrelittler to send meteorite to global grey squirrel economic forum currently taking place in Israel
▶ №75709[Quote]>>75713
>>75708Watch Komputersem.
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>>75707You think that doll is full of nuts, tear him apart
▶ №75712[Quote]>>75713>>75715
>>75711Squirelljak decides to troll Komputersem on a stream.
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>>75708>>75709>>75712samefag derailer award
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>>75711don't watch komputersem and walk up to doll and chat with him or something
▶ №75715[Quote]>>75716>>75717>>75718
>>75712You start trolling komputersem by spamming NIGGA IM NUTS in the chat. Suddenly you hear a explosion and see a fire in the distance.
Will you investigate?
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>>75715climb up a tree to see whats happening
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>>75715Seek and decapitate every nigger in sight
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>>75721he just said there were no traces of oldsoislutta
▶ №75725[Quote]>>75732
>>75719try to save the remaining nuts from the burning car
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>>75719Take your BRC and extinguish the car
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>>75726Get closer to the mysterious object
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>>75726run away into the trees
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>>75726Alien from war of the worlds althoughbeit
▶ №75732[Quote]>>75734>>75735>>75736>>75738>>75740>>75746>>75747
>>75723>>75725You start looking for nuts in the car but find nothing.
>MUH NUTS NIGGA!!! WHERE ARE THEY???You wonder what could have happened here
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>>75726>thai filenameDo not interact
▶ №75734[Quote]>>75737
>>75732WAHHHHHHH I WANT THE TRIPOD BRING THE TRIPOD BAAAAACK
▶ №75735[Quote]>>75737
>>75732Go towards the martian
▶ №75736[Quote]>>75748
>>75732Study magic and try to find a spell to summon nuts.
▶ №75737[Quote]>>75741
>>75734>>75735That was not me it was some thai nigger
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>>75732You're on fire now for getting close to burning car
▶ №75739[Quote]
Hot take here but I genuinely think that the 2011 War of the Worlds movie was peak kino. I loved the atmosphere.
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>>75732try to put out the fire or something
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>>75737Idgaf bring back the tripod
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>>75726Escape back to the forest, undetected from the tripod
▶ №75743[Quote]>>75745
Shit nobody cares about
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shit everybody cares about
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>>75743Makes bait threads award.
▶ №75746[Quote]>>75752
>>75732search around the area for clues
▶ №75748[Quote]>>75749>>75750>>75751>>75754>>75755
>>75736With no hope left for finding the nuts, You start studying ancient red squirrel magic. You read the spell to summon nuts out loud.
>NIGGUS NUTTICUS!You only summon one single nut. It glows red
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>>75748Now there's a timeline going on
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>>75748use squirrel magic to put out the burning car
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>>75755kys derailing SEAmonkey
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>>75755The rain will extinguish the fire
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>>75755quickly find a place to bury the nut
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>>75755Xhe even added the nutz
▶ №75763[Quote]>>75767
BAN THE FUCKING THAINIGGER FOR HIJACKING MY THREAD
▶ №75767[Quote]>>75768
>>75763Even doe the threads more fun with him around and you should work together with him
▶ №75769[Quote]>>75774
>>75766you wake up and the nut is gone and you find tracks
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>>75667Mods archive this gemmy thread
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>>75766You see another gray squirrel, but now you have power to shout and blow him up
▶ №75775[Quote]>>75780
>>75774forget about footprints and search the car
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>>75774Follow them sneakily
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I'm confused by the timeline in this post right now.
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>>75774first search the car for nuts
▶ №75780[Quote]>>75781>>75782>>75783>>75784
>>75775You forget about the footprints and search the car. Inside the car you find a note. You read it out loud
>i have kidnapped your friend fedschanner, you will never find him. The only clue i can give you is to be careful and follow the steps- GSe
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>>75780Dial 911. This is a serious crime
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>>75780With fedschanner i meant oldsoislutta, wordfilter fucked up
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>>75780dont call the police their with the feds call your friend cobson instead
▶ №75788[Quote]>>75789
>>75785throw your phone on the ground and scream in anger "THIS IS NUTS NIGGGAAA"
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>>75785Abandon the quest. Embrace wilderness. Scream NIGGGAAAAAA all the way running trough forest
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>>75785 follow the footsteps
▶ №75793[Quote]>>75797
>>75792go up that mountain nigga
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>>75792its seems to be getting dark setup a tent for the night
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>>75792Pray to a mountain god or just God.
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>>75792do a pushup after each step so you would become stronger
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OP, stop ACKing yourself and come back.
▶ №75801[Quote]>>75802
>>75797KEEP GOING DON'T LET fedschanner DIE
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>>75801said n*soislutta instead of oldsoislutta award
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OP, I summon thee.
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>>75805Go to your local mosque
▶ №75807[Quote]>>75810>>75815
>>75799you see what happened to him in a dream
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>>75805Investigate the campfire tomorrow
▶ №75809[Quote]>>75811
Nusquirreljak is coal
▶ №75812[Quote]>>75813>>75814
Thread died already.
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>>75815Forget about it all and decide to escape.
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>>75815ask the mountain folk what happened
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>>75815start doing pushups, to get stronger
▶ №75820[Quote]>>75821
>>75815continue going down the path NOWWW
▶ №75821[Quote]>>75823>>75824>>75825>>75827>>75828>>75837
>>75820You continue to follow the footsteps. You reach the place where the campfire was. You find the number 6 written on the ground…
And the beheaded body of oldsoislutta, You where to late. You should not have slept…
▶ №75822[Quote]
Doll archive this thread
▶ №75823[Quote]>>75829
>>75821Find a telephone that's not a cellphone and dial 911.
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>>75821try to find some clues or useful items or something around there i dont know
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>>75821investigate the mysterious "6" on the ground
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>>75821Shout at him, and use magic to place his soul in the nut
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>>75821try to find soldsoislutta nuts if you know what i mean
▶ №75829[Quote]>>75831>>75834
>>75823You find a telephone lying on the ground. You quickly dial 911. You get a response, but its not the police
<You where to late. Oldsoislutta is dead and you will never see him again. My empire will rise and the gray squirrels will rule the world…*hangs up*
You recognize the voice, you know exactly Who killed oldsoislutta now. Its the gray squirrel emperor…
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>>75829Brainwash Komputersem into thinking he started Ukrainian war.
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▶ №75834[Quote]>>75835
>>75829you start doing pushups too get strong
▶ №75836[Quote]>>75840>>75841
>>75835Study the occult art of resurrection.
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>>75835you start studying the science to get smart
>flood ▶ №75840[Quote]>>75842
>>75836You begin to study ancient resurection magic of the fallen red squirrel empire. After you find the correct spell in the spellbook You read it out loud.
>NIGGUS RESURRECTUS!Nothing happens. You throw away your spell book in frustration
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>>75836this, and resurrect nate
▶ №75842[Quote]>>75843>>75846
>>75840contact CIA to locate gray emperor
▶ №75843[Quote]>>75844
>>75842Feds work on grey squirrel empire doe
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>>75843locate the feds then
▶ №75846[Quote]>>75847
>>75842You contact the Cia on their official website. You send a message to locate the gray squirrel emperor. After a while you get a response. The location of gray squirrel emperor has been tracked, he is in your forest.
You need to get there quickly, but how?
▶ №75847[Quote]>>75849
>>75846climb down the mountain and also carry oldsoislutta with you so you can maybe revive him at some point
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▶ №75849[Quote]>>75850>>75851>>75852>>75853>>75854
>>75847You climb down the mountain as fast as you can and take oldsoisluttas body with you so you can revive him at some point. After you get down from the mountain you run full speed at the forest. You see your forest burn in front of your eyes.
You need to get there before its to late
▶ №75850[Quote]>>75855
>>75849run into the burning forest
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>>75849use oldsoislutta's teeth to dig the tunnel and traverse under the forest
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>>75849hide inside oldsoislutta
▶ №75855[Quote]>>75857>>75858>>75859
>>75850You run into the forest. There are gray squirrels everywhere, they have taken over the forest. In the middle of them you see him, the emperor.
>YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS NIGGA!<Haha, you have already lost, first i take your friends life, now i take your home, KNEEL!>i wont kneel to a faggot, your time has come nigga!How will you attack them?
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▶ №75857[Quote]>>75860>>75861
>>75855throw the little gray squirrels at him
▶ №75858[Quote]>>75860
>>75855tear the burning tree out off the ground and roll it at them
▶ №75859[Quote]>>75860
>>75855rip off a branch from one of the trees and use it as a weapon
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>>75857>>75858>>75859Do all three of these
▶ №75862[Quote]>>75863
>>75861rip out the trees and throw them at him like spears
▶ №75863[Quote]>>75865>>75866>>75867>>75868>>75869
>>75862You rip out 3 trees and throw them at the emperor. One tree kills a small squirel, another misses and the last one goes right trough the emperor.
<AAAAARRRGHHHH! >You are done! <Enough games!The remaining gray squirrels attack you.
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▶ №75866[Quote]>>75870
>>75863Do a round house kick.
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>>75863Buckbreak them all
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>>75863throw a coin up into air, then shoot it so bullet deflected from the coin will hit his head
▶ №75870[Quote]>>75871
>>75866The grays gnaw and claw at you but you manage to get them off you. You roundhouse kick them, making them fly offscreen and die.
The emperor gets enraged
<I SAID ENOUGH GAMES! DIE!He charges at you and screams
<WAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!! AHAHAAHAHA!He starts electrocuting you
>NIGGA AAAAAH! ▶ №75871[Quote]>>75873
>>75870start laughing in his face
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▶ №75873[Quote]>>75877>>75881
>>75871You start laughing in his face.
>HAHAHA NIGGGAAAA!
<ARRRGH…YOU SHALL DIE!He starts using stronger electricity on you. It hurts
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▶ №75877[Quote]>>75878>>75882
>>75873in his moment of confusion you take the magic nut out of his mouth
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>>75877make this into an actual RPG and put it on steam
▶ №75879[Quote]>>75880
>>75875you are not fucking OP
▶ №75880[Quote]
>>75879OP's heterosexuality is not fact checked
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>>75873Touch him so that he too is electrocuted.
▶ №75883[Quote]>>75888
>>75882Attempt to resurrect oldsoislutta with the emperors power.
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>>75882resurrect oldsoislutta with your new found power
▶ №75886[Quote]
start gooning
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goon in celebration of victory
▶ №75888[Quote]>>75890>>75891
>>75883You use your newfound power to finally resurrect oldsoislutta. He awakes
^where…am i…
>youre home niggaThe emperor takes his last breaths.
<you dont know what is…coming. You…wont…survive….His body gets consumed by the flames, never to be seen again
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▶ №75890[Quote]>>75893
>>75888Oldsoislutta gives you the nuts
▶ №75891[Quote]
>>75888go find your crush and have hot squirrel sex
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▶ №75893[Quote]>>75895
>>75890>NIGGA WHERE ARE MY NUTS!<in my pocket, here, take themThe flames get closer to you.
You take the nuts in your paw.
As the flames consume you, you take one last bite on a delicious nut.
▶ №75895[Quote]
>>75893poetic truly a genre defining slowburn gem
▶ №75896[Quote]
Make a video from this like with impjak adventure and goodboy quest
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Kino
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ARCHIVE THIS NOOOOOOW!
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▶ №75901[Quote]>>75926
Put this on the wiki
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▶ №75904[Quote]
Make Ai narrate all of this and make a slideshow of it
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I may possibly make a prequel or something someday.
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Put this on the wiki and archive it
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up because i said so
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gemmiest thread thank you op
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>unslidable
Holy mother of gems
▶ №75915[Quote]
Its unslidable and that means the jannies like it. Please put it on the wiki
https://soyjakwiki.net/Adventure_thread▶ №75917[Quote]
bump for wiki
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bump it
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bump
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Op here. There VILL be a sequel TODAY. I dont know if i will make a new thread or continue in this thread but i will start it in a few hours at most
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Oldsoislutta adventure in 1 hour or something
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Nigga that's nuts
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>>75902>>75901Surprised no one did this
