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Thread 3. Now updating every other day (hopefully)
Website:
https://hansamsler.com/save-the-bull/<reddit space<reddit space>>13825123You can't just watch this injustice any longer. Summoning courage, you raise your hand and clear your throat.
>Hey, Doorknob, you shouldn't be so mean to service workers. They're just trying to get by, and it's really tough for them in this economy. Please show some empathy.Doorknob goes silent and turns to face you.
Then, he explodes.
–<FUCK YOU SAYIN TO ME NIGGA? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TALK LIKE DAT TO ME, MUTHAFUCKA? HUH? YOU BITCH-ASS WHITEBOY?? I AIN'T FUCK WITH YOU! YOU AIN'T MY HOMIE!!! AINT NO CRACKA ASS EVER GON BE MY HOMIE!!
<FUCK YOU THINKIN' YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! FUCK YOU NIGGA!!–The barrel of his gun hovers inches away from your face. You quake in your seat, terrified to move a muscle.
>Um… I.. um.. I'm-I'm sorry…<YOU BETTA' BE SORRY, YOU GAYASS FUCKIN' FAGGOT!! I OUGHTA CAP YOU RIGHT NOW!!▶ №171039[Quote]
Chud goes in o algo!!!
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Suddenly, you hear Low Life's agitated voice from across the table.
<Stop fuckin' cryin', you lil' bitch! You makin' a scene!
Doorknob whips around and sneers at him.
<Makin' a scene?? I'll show you a scene!!
<You think you can just boss me around all da' time, like I some kinda dog?? Fuck you, L! I hate yo' rank ass!
<You fuckin' weird as shit and think you hot shit? HELL NO! Nobody fuckin' like you!
<I gon kill you nigga! I gon kill you right now!!
<Just try it, shorty. See what happens.
<I'M NOT PLAYIN'! I WILL!
<Pussy ass nigga. You know I'd kill you.
<FUCK YOU! I AIN'T SCARED A' SHIT!
They carry on like this for a while, until the waiter comes back and tentatively sets plates of food on the table. He speaks up sheepishly, keeping his head down.
<Here's the appetizers… and sir, here's your.. um.. pork belly.. we made it extra spicy, like you asked…
Doorknob quiets down.
<Good. It betta' be. Fuckin' bitches.
But before any of you have a chance to taste your meal, you hear a loud slam from across the diner. Oh Dear Science. It's an entire SWAT team.
!!<HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!!!
Icy fear grips your spine. It seems that paying with your card back at the liquor store was a very, very bad idea. The pigs were led straight to your location, and this time they're prepared.
What do you do?
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i twas here
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>>171040duck behind the branigger's large frame
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>>171040Use your expert disguise skills and hide all yourself, your Bull, and his friends under the table
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>>171046Also take the food with you
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>>171040Seethe your soul out over the sheer injustice facing this heccin valid POC and scream at the SWAT team
▶ №171053[Quote]>>171055
hello OP, I am making an expansion of this image:
https://soyjakwiki.org/images/thumb/2/2a/Legacy_of_Soy.png/1200px-Legacy_of_Soy.png.webp?20250622190943 and I'm adding Save the Bull characters in it
just saying this because this adventure thread is genuinely gemmy, and I hope you'll be there to see the final result of the expansion. I hope this adventure thread NEVER ends!
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caca
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>>171053Thank you very much! I appreciate it a lot, I'm really glad you enjoy it. That sounds very gemmy and I'm honoured
If you haven't seen it already, I put all the character sprites in this thread on /r/:
https://soyjak.st/r/thread/23273.html<reddit spaceAlso, the thread VVILL have an ending, since it's got a planned out story arc and it's just just running aimlessly. But it'll keep going for years, so a very long time
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>>171040idk i didnt read the story
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im surprised this has been still going on geg
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>xes alive
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>>171056you don't need much context other than that you have a crackpipe thing you can put to your mouth that lets you soyduel people on the astral plane (and the cops have ones too)
& you're trying to save your bull from ICE award
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'log was wiped geggle
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>>171068hasn't this happened 2 times today? why are janjans leaking so much
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>>171071Oh. My. Science. I am SO sorry.
You're absolutely right. I made a lapse in my judgement and that is NOT okay. I understand the emotional strain and panic attacks that this kind of ruining of immersion causes. I'll do better. I'll BE better. I'll be a decent human being, like YOU deserve for me to be.
Just please, don't let my worst moments define me. I know there's no excuse for putting your mental health in danger like this, but I can change. I'll think more about my white privilege and neurotypical privilege before being so careless.
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stb 43 and 44 are missing on the site, i am leaking FURIOUSLY over this.
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>>171074oh, they're not missing, I just linked them together wrong. Fixed it, thanks for pointing it out
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Also, sorry about the lack of update, I just got hit with a ton of really big homework assignments this week so I don't have a lot of time
I'll still update if I can but things will probably be slow for this week. I'll be updating at a quicker pace next week.
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>>171040Stop time and jerk off geg
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>>171040Ask reddit if you are the asshole
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Run away and leave doorknob behind because doorknob isn't wholesome enough
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set the place on fire using the alcohol
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how much of your storage is dedicated to these panels, because their file sizes seem really large (especially the gifs)
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>>171081They are really big but I compress them under 1 MB before I put the on the site (or to at least like 3MB)
I did not realize how much I was raping quote's servers until I had my own servers to manage geg
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>>171040Get the jump on the pigs and soyduel them
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Gem go up
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uppity
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Bumping bump
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Marge when's the next panels o algo
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>>171092As I said earlier, I'm incredibly busy right now so there probably won't be new panels this week
I'll be free again on Monday thoughever
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>>171093Just checking, this series is such a gem it's unreal
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Gem go up o algo
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Up goes the gem
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Uppity up
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BUMPITY UPPITY UPPITY BUMP
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BVMO SVPRVMO
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bumo
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Uppity
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BUMPY UP
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Up
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Nigga just went on vacation
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Bumping bump bump
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Can't wait for the new panels o algo
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Oh and bump
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Uppy
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UPPITY BUMP though
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UPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITY
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saved
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Are you dead bruh
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>>171119So you're basically shaming the existence of all adventure threads in the history of the Sharty which coincidentially have a similar format as homestuck
>Kill Your Meme filenameNot even once.
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>>171118I'm not, working on the next panels tonight and going to be posting them either today or tomorrow
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Up gem up
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>>171119kys big nigger lips spammer
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>>171125I'm sorry you're gonna be forced to be with portuniggers
best of luck to you OP
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>>171125Sorry OP, hope Portugal will be fun at least, is it one of the good Mexican countries or however the border is hopped?
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Bumpity
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Bumpity
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UPPITY UP
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BVMO SVPREME
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BVMPITY
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>>171133Marge what's the ETA on the next panels?
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Oh and also bump
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>>171146Decided to go to sleep because I'd been staying up till 6am each night and I was feeling the sleep deprivation. Got home now and I'm working on the panels again, should have them ready in about an hour or two
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Go up
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>>171149Thank you. I apologize for being gone for a week, I was scrambling to get the manuscript together for my comic book (the cheesed to meet you mouse) so I could get it to my publishing company.
STILL working on that and hopefully I won't miss the publisher's (vague) deadline, but I didn't want to leave Save The Bull dormant any longer so I'm updating today
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>>171151It's fine man, a gem takes time, I understand
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Uppity
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>>171046>>171047You and your comrades quickly create a makeshift barricade with your table and duck onto the floor. You, of course, make sure to bring the food with you. You paid for it! Or, you were going to. Probably. Maybe.
They begin exchanging fire with the police, but the cops are closing in rapidly. Despite this, they seem to feel comfortable enough to be snacking. Low Life, for one, is shoving Funko Bites in his mouth.
<What is this, like some pizza bites shit? S'good.>Um, they're actually Funko Bites, and they have a blend of artisinal goat cheese and in-house marinara-<So they's pizza bites.>Well, not exa-<Pizza. Bites.<It's bites of pizza. Retard.You go silent.
^Maaan, why I have to be a fuckin' human table man? Thas messed up!<You rather be a human shield, fatass? Shut the fuck up!^Aight aight, sheesh!^Mmm, these oreos is good.<Oreos?? I thought you was just talkin' 'bout your refined tastes n shit!^Nothin' wrong with oreos, son. They's classic.<Whatever.Lil Doorknob takes a hesitant bite of his pulled pork, holding it in his hand like a snake. He immediately spits.
<ECH!<What, too spicy?<Fuck you!!>C'mon, what are you doing?? You gotta focus on shooting!Despite your words, you've grabbed some fried Oreos yourself. But you NEED to do it to lower your stress levels, so it's different.
<Yeah, I's on it.Jamal is locked in, firing intermittently. Low Life is as well, but you get the impression that he's holding back out of desire not to lose his other arm.
Things are looking increasingly dire. If the cops cross the aisle, it's game over.
What do you do?
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>>171154You threw the plates at these chuddy pigs like a frisby
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>>171154toss a grenade center mass of the cops
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>>171154Put the pipe thing o algo into your mouth, the one with the swedejak demon thing or something in it, then begin a soyduel with the pigs
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>>171154scream that they took you hostage and run out then come back and knock the cops out o algo
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>>171159Forgot to reppey to the post itself award
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BVMO
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Uppity
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bumperino
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Uppity
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>>171154soyduel all the pigs at once
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bvmo, how could you tell?
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uppity
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why do people keep uping this its already looped and op is on holiday so he cant make shit
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>>171177fell for the falseflag award
OP isn't on holiday, xe made a new panel yesterday
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Bvmo
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BVMPITY BVMO
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BIMP
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BIMO O ALGO
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>>171161hes the one they are hunting retard first panel he gets raided by chud cops
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Uppity
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waiting for the next panel award
necrobumped it again award
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Goodnight for now, someone else negrobump for me while I'm gone
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Good morning o algo
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bump
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Bvmo
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vppity
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uppy
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up o algo
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Marge o algo
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bimo
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>>171205I apologize for the slow updates, as I've said before I currently have my hands full getting my other comic ready for publishing.
I've been chronicling my progress in drawing that on /qa/ if you're interested:
https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/831308.htmlAnyway, I'm hoping to have everything for that finished by the end of Sunday, so by Monday I'll be able to have all my focus on Save The Bull again.
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>>171206It's fine man, take your time
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bvmo
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up
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Up o algo
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go up
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bimo
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bimp
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VPVPVPVP
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bvmo
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sorry about the wait, going to try to post the next panel tomorrow
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>>171231nobody cares nigga, this story is shit and youre interacting with chatbots.
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>>171231A gem takes time, we understand
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uppy bump
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bumperald
▶ №171251[Quote]>>171253>>171255>>171256
No panel today unfortunately, my hands have still been full with getting that comic publishing thing done. My publisher gave me an extra week (this week) to work on it, quite graciously, so I do need to get that done ASAP.
I'll work on Save the Bull when I can, but especially considering that the next panels are going to be some very hard ones to get right, being fight scenes, I'd rather do them when I can dedicate my full attention to them (i.e. next week). To my mind, it's better to have slow updates that are good rather than rushed ones, since it's very hard to keep an adventure thread like this funny and interesting for this long.
I do, again, apologize for the delays. I know it's annoying to see this thread on the 'log with no updates. I wish that I could just put the thread into hibernation until I had something to show (no offense to the people who have been bumping the thread, I do appreciate your enthusiasm)
<reddit spaceI did put some slopjaks on the website though in a format like a framed painting in a museum though which I think is pretty geggy
https://hansamsler.com/artwork/slopjakdiptych/▶ №171253[Quote]
>>171251Take your time aryan, rushing the panels will only make them shit
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>>171251geg nice 'o and tranny portraits
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>>171251Take your time, we understand
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Nigger slop thread
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upperald
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bvmo
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>>171252Any news on allat
▶ №171270[Quote]>>171296
>>171269No new word from Quote, no. He said he'd ask around his people and let me know if he can send someone to help.
Apart from that, I've been chugging along on getting the manuscript for my comic book finished. The deadline is Sunday so after that I'll be free to get back on a regular schedule with Save The Bull updates.
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>>171154in pure soyrage scream niggerly, take one of the blackies' gun and shoot the cops
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up for when the update comes
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>>171303Marge what does this mean
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>>171303marge, what are you saying? take your meds
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>>171307>>171306holy nusoi, I understand it just fine or something
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>>171308ah I see, it's amerimuttese
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>>171309Oh yeah, now I get it
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Bump
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Marge what's the ETA on the next panels o algo
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>>171313Hoping to get the panels out sometime this week, but I'm still busy with the comic publishing thing, it's a lot of work.
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It'd probably be best if you didn't bump it for a while and let this stay dormant, I don't want people to get mad over the lack of update. If I knew there'd be a hiatus this long I'd have just waited before making this thread
Things will be returning to a regular schedule very soon though, especially since I'll be getting on winter break
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bumping this
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quick little bump
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THREAD-SAVING BUMP
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>>171327it's already looped it won't get slid 'een
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bump to save the save the bull im trans btw
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OP, if you don't mind me asking, how exactly would the section on the Save The Bull site that lets users upload their own adventures threads work? Assuming you put that in o algo
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>>171333Haven't implemented it yet, but once I do it'd be pretty simple, there'd be a submission form where you upload the images you want to upload as well as the text
The site works on WordPress, so I'd be using a plugin for user submitted posts. That part is relatively straightforward, but the tricky bit is adapting that plugin to the custom post system for adventures that my webdev set up.
I'm still hoping that quotey quote can help me on that but I might end up needing to just figure out how to set that up myself since my webdev is pretty much sick of working on the site
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Also, again, apologies for the hiatus. I'm hoping to start this thread up again in the next few days
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i dont know man the BULL seems pretty saved
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>>171335are you gonna decorate your website for Christmas or add anything Christmas related at all on it?
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Tyrone will get shot by a bigoted soyteen midway through the story and the thread will have an a24 kino name change from "Save the bull" to "Avenge the bull".
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>>171338oh shit i mean jamal
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>>171337I didn't think about decorating it for christmas, geg. I mean I could ask my webdev but I think working on the site is making him tear his hair out and lose years of his life. He was legit crashing out, going
>THIS SITE IS A FREAKIN' MESS!!!! IT'S SO BADLY SET UP, I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO GET IT RIGHT, AND YOU KEEP PUTTING THESE HECKIN' UGLY STATIC IMAGES!!! YOU'RE RUINING MY WORK!!! YOU'RE RUINING MY WORK!!!He's a soylennial if that matters geg
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>>171343life imitates art
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where is soyak's wife
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Bvmperald
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>>171345Probably being fucked by some other bulls o algo?
>>171334Thanks, just wanted to check
>>171335It's fine man, a gem takes time, we all understand
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>>171334If you don't mind me asking again, would the threads have to be active to be uploaded o algo? Because i'd like to upload the Chud Adventure thread from /soy2/, but since /soy2/ got deleted, all that remains are a couple 'chives of the thread, just checking
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just realized this nigga hasn't posted in a hot minute fun while it lasted
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>>171349I'M STILL ALIVE, I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY FOR A WHILE!! THIS STORY IS COMING BACK SOON!!>>171348As long as the archive has images I can download, I can upload it to the site. I can upload Chud Adventure for you, I'll do that in a bit
For the moment, if you ask me to upload any adventure thread, I will, as long as it meets my quality standards.
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>>171350Alright, here's a 'chive of the thread, sorry if you can't download any of the images, but still, it was a pretty gemmy thread, sad it won't be continued
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1102-0118-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy2/thread/7499.html ▶ №171352[Quote]>>171353
>>171351shit, yeah, can't download any of the images.
I mean I could still upload it to the site but it'd be so low res there wouldn't be much point
I had been planning to upload it to the site but I waited on it assuming that /soy2/ would still be around. Didn't expect the board to get deleted. That's a shame
I really should have 'chived it by downloading the webpage so I'd still have the image files. I'll do that with adventure threads in the future I want to chive
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>>171352It's fine, I was honestly thinking of continuing the thread myself, but i'm not a great drawer, could still try doe
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>>171353gemmy, you should. you don't need to be good at drawing to make a good adventure thread
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>>171354You're right, I think I will
