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Guess who just walked past me at the store? He's in Tonawanda with Joe and Tom


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Wow!! Every single prop required for faking Autism.

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Wait, I don’t see his eBay aac device.

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The urge to run up and kick him right in the balls would be too great.

It's a race for the title of 'Worst Person on Earth' between Andrew Ditch and Cyraxx.

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Then you'd be stuck with your foot caught fast in the primordial festering morass that is Andy's dickal region, the malignant pus, dead skin and unwashed fat would begin to absorb you slowly. And all you can do is scream....unless you have a trumpet.

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Oh god what sight, and he’s got all his props with him too. Hopefully he didn’t piss all over the floor there.

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Can you imagine the smell, I would bet 200 theres fecal matter on them.

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I thought the fat fuck had trouble feeling hunger, why is he looking at candy?

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He has used the threat of eating too much chocolate as a way to self harm (because of his diabetes), as a manipulation tactic when he hasn’t gotten his way before. Maybe he’s stocking up to pull that old threat out again.

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How did he get there? I know he can’t cross streets. It’s not safe for babies

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He's gotta be pushing 400 lbs by now.

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Good that much closer to his ❤️ exploding

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The fuckin headphones kill me, they're like child sized lmao

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the stank

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I would’ve yelled YOU FAKE!!! And ran, I can’t imagine the smell, did you check your shoes to make sure no piss or poo were on them. Well, at least we know he didn’t delete tom and Joe.

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Those headphones are hanging on for dear life

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I’m so glad I got dis on recording

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That is one sad ass looking teddy bear. If mine looked like that when I was a kid, my parents would have had me throw it tf out lol. Looks crusty and droopy like somebody took all of the filling out.

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Shithead uses the bear to hide a phone for illegally recording others, so it's possible he did take out some stuffing.

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The fakin friar

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Where the fuck even is that? It looks like a Big Lots that went through a depression cycle.

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I wonder how much fecal matter is entrenched in that teddy bear, yuck

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Great night to stay away from Tops Market.

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Good lord, i can’t imagine just being in the same general area as him

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Run up to him and scream FAKE!

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I can't believe he carries that stupid fucking stuffed animal around.

The most shameless of props.

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He has to because it has a voice recorder in it

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"oi cant cwoss stweets an go shoppin by moiself" proceeds to be caught in public dropping his act in order to feed himself

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He was with Joe

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Quickly light the single, ALERT KIWI FARMS NOW

edit: why is he in the fucking valentines section?

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I’m impressed by your restraint. I would have at least said something to him while filming his response.

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Can't wait for Officer Bentley to bring him in on those warrants

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He’s got that dirty old teddy bear with him too

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Don't forget, he uses it to hide his phone and record audio conversations of people without letting them know. It's a notorious tactic used by the poopsquatch to basically blackmail people into giving him "dat help" that he keeps on nagging that he needs.

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