It looks like he is scanning the parking lot for people watching him before he leaves. Also dude needs to shave the rest of that shit off of his head, I have no clue why some men just leave the remainder of their hair like that
I'm glad it is still snowing, Hopefully we get a video of him laying in the snow freaking out soon. Right now it seems like things are going ok at the ditch house but we know that won't last long
Props to Gemini for this; to be read in a David Attenborough voice.
Deep in the suburban wilds of Tonawanda, New York, we see a most peculiar specimen of the genus "Manipulator".
Here, amidst the towering cliffs of breakfast cereal and the frigid plains of the frozen food aisle, wanders a creature known to the local populace not for his positive contributions to society, but for his profound commitment to the theatrical. This... is Andrew Ditch.
In his natural habitat, the flickering glow of a smartphone screen, this individual often displays a bewildering array of self-diagnosed afflictions, punctuated by rhythmic finger snaps and vocal outbursts designed to attract the wary eye of any nearby "caregiver" or the local authorities. But today, under the harsh, fluorescent sun of the Tops Friendly Market, a remarkable transformation has occurred.
Observe as he navigates the produce section. The teddy bear and ear protection? Absent. The involuntary tics? Vanished. The profound cognitive struggle? Evaporated.
The Gait: He moves with the steady, purposeful stride of a man who knows exactly where the discounted chicken nuggets are kept. The Interaction: Watch as he handles a carton of eggs, not with the clumsy uncertainty of a genuine sufferer, but with the delicate precision of a seasoned shopper.
Could it be a medical miracle of the highest order? Or, perhaps, it is something far simpler: the natural behaviour of a man without a recording device gripped in his hand.
However, even in this state of "normalcy," the specimen remains hyper-aware. His head darts from side to side, his eyes scanning the horizon for the most dangerous predator of all: The Unfiltered Lens.
He senses he is being watched. Not by a caregiver, but by the very public he seeks to deceive. He is a creature of shadows and scripts, and here, in the bright light of the checkout aisle, the script has been lost. He is, for once, just a man buying groceries, and for Andrew Ditch, that is the most terrifying role of all.
No teddy bear, no AAC, no ear muffs, and pushing that cart perfectly fine. Guess the level 3 tism declined a bit. Funny how he is the only one to ever exist who has fluctuating levels of the tism.
The act differs because of the fluctuation. He could be up to a level 27 by tomorrow. Don’t believe me. Andy has all of the paperwork from his doctors and it’s on YouTube. Just kidding, I hope.
Good thing you use your legal right to record a potentially dangerous individual who has sexually trafficked an unknown amount of victims, committed various disturbances of the peace, assault, fraud, poisoning, sabotage and reckless endangerment.
Who knows what the hell could have happened? It's within everyone's right to safety to record dangerous individuals in public to prosecute any potential crimes they commit. (Including fraud)
I bet you he smells awful and he probably loves going out just to make others miserable
It looks like he is scanning the parking lot for people watching him before he leaves. Also dude needs to shave the rest of that shit off of his head, I have no clue why some men just leave the remainder of their hair like that
I thought the same thing. In all fairness he had none of his props so you know he does not want that getting leaked.
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Yeah, I never understood why he shaves his hair/beard in the first place. Can’t wipe his ass but can shave that giant blubber he calls a neck?
My theory is that he thinks making himself hairless makes him look more like a baby.
He does look awfully paranoid
Friar Amdy probably saw the post of him looking at candy
I just want to say that is not a man with autism
I just want to say 'that is not a MAN'.
That is a creature.
Is a snowball considered assault? Ya know, since toddwers like snowball fights……..
He would scream buse real quick. You’re so silly. Remember he told us that he was not a toddler. He only has the capabilities of one.
I'm glad it is still snowing, Hopefully we get a video of him laying in the snow freaking out soon. Right now it seems like things are going ok at the ditch house but we know that won't last long
I too yearn for some snowposting
Shaky squatch cam 📷 would love some shaky footage of him running in the woods. Lol
no rest for the shitter lmao
Someone call David Attenborough
Props to Gemini for this; to be read in a David Attenborough voice.
Deep in the suburban wilds of Tonawanda, New York, we see a most peculiar specimen of the genus "Manipulator".
Here, amidst the towering cliffs of breakfast cereal and the frigid plains of the frozen food aisle, wanders a creature known to the local populace not for his positive contributions to society, but for his profound commitment to the theatrical. This... is Andrew Ditch.
In his natural habitat, the flickering glow of a smartphone screen, this individual often displays a bewildering array of self-diagnosed afflictions, punctuated by rhythmic finger snaps and vocal outbursts designed to attract the wary eye of any nearby "caregiver" or the local authorities. But today, under the harsh, fluorescent sun of the Tops Friendly Market, a remarkable transformation has occurred.
Observe as he navigates the produce section. The teddy bear and ear protection? Absent. The involuntary tics? Vanished. The profound cognitive struggle? Evaporated.
The Gait: He moves with the steady, purposeful stride of a man who knows exactly where the discounted chicken nuggets are kept. The Interaction: Watch as he handles a carton of eggs, not with the clumsy uncertainty of a genuine sufferer, but with the delicate precision of a seasoned shopper.
Could it be a medical miracle of the highest order? Or, perhaps, it is something far simpler: the natural behaviour of a man without a recording device gripped in his hand.
However, even in this state of "normalcy," the specimen remains hyper-aware. His head darts from side to side, his eyes scanning the horizon for the most dangerous predator of all: The Unfiltered Lens.
He senses he is being watched. Not by a caregiver, but by the very public he seeks to deceive. He is a creature of shadows and scripts, and here, in the bright light of the checkout aisle, the script has been lost. He is, for once, just a man buying groceries, and for Andrew Ditch, that is the most terrifying role of all.
I wonder if Amdy realizes
Moving back to Tonawanda changes nothing. He still does not have autism. And he is never getting dat help.
No teddy bear, no AAC, no ear muffs, and pushing that cart perfectly fine. Guess the level 3 tism declined a bit. Funny how he is the only one to ever exist who has fluctuating levels of the tism.
Oh my god. The “act” that he does tends to dissipate a bit when he’s out and about. He actually looks pretty functional and normal.
I was trying to see if he drives but I didn’t catch it. If he drives, it really does ruin his narrative.
The act differs because of the fluctuation. He could be up to a level 27 by tomorrow. Don’t believe me. Andy has all of the paperwork from his doctors and it’s on YouTube. Just kidding, I hope.
Why would he need to be wearing a coat? He goes out of his way to mention he’s cold blind remember?? Remember??
I see Andrew a lot at tops
That has to be upsetting. I’m sorry
He looks like he’s in danger! He’s a vulnerable adult wif a disabiwitee
Looks like the tops on niagara street. Guess he was telling the truth about being home
I thought he couldn't cross streets?
Jesus Christo. *Does sign of the cross*
Good thing you use your legal right to record a potentially dangerous individual who has sexually trafficked an unknown amount of victims, committed various disturbances of the peace, assault, fraud, poisoning, sabotage and reckless endangerment.
Who knows what the hell could have happened? It's within everyone's right to safety to record dangerous individuals in public to prosecute any potential crimes they commit. (Including fraud)
I live 5 minutes away from the dads house
Just be careful, Baby andy is a doxxing pro
So where’s the cast on his arm from when “the men in blue beat me up”
I got the perfect idea for a remix of this video, stay tuned
Andrew should’ve stayed in Pennsylvania
I literally thought this was the TOPS I been to since I was like a toddler LMAO That scared me for a second
A shit stain on the face of the earth