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Gemmed up this shitty Xitter commit about troons complaining about art on xer favorite formerly favorite platform

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is ts website actually right wing or what? because theres a lot of sus shi here, and always has been

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Do you think cobblestone is a domme or submissive?

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Is Masturbation The Meaning Of Life?

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transphobes get the rope

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>obligatory greater than symbol
why is it that almost all successful content creators can only have a maximum of 2 series that catch on
<for example
<bravo vince has breaking bad and better call saul but then pluribus is snca
<seth mcfarlane has family guy and american dad but no one cares about ted nowadays
<jonochrome has riddle school and onaf but the rest of his games are also snca
do they just run out of ideas this quick

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sharty culture

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chitlins or watergate salad?

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Sleep Surprise thread

Going to sleep, ITT (You) keep it bumped until I wake up. Dubs decide the things I do after I wake up, except the things I don't likez because I said so, okay?
P.S.
Don't interrupt my sleep too soon

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Why is it “wrong” to want to be pretty as a boy? What’s wrong with wanting to wear makeup, paint your nails, wear dresses, etc?

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any foid or potentially submissive male 'teens want to enter into a long term relationship that could possibly result in marriage

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You're at the hospital and you have dih cancer and are about do get your dih chopped off. Before the surgery, the doctors agree to let you goon one last time before starting the surgery. What do you goon to?
(Posted someone else's thread award)

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mawds ban dis, how could you tell?

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can I join the secret frog website

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Jannies will follow users they like by your IPs and watch your posts like a goldfish in a tank btw

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Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
Who can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

Mister Marks, could you send her quick?
'Cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

Mister Marks, I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a—

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire

Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
In the face of everything, to stay on the right track…

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary
(I need a) temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
(I need a) Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary (Oh)
Temporary secretary

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>Become friends with a random guy
>We were really good friends for a lot of time
>Time passes
>Invites me to a friendcord
>He has a channel filled with zoo, BNWO and other types of disgusting shit.
I don't know what to do, the thing is, he knows a lot about me and could easily doxx me. I want to expose him, but i could be risking my own safety by doing so.
Even running a /raid/ operation here could trigger a big warning, since everyone would know it was me.
Kids, if you ever become friends with someone online, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUNSTANCES ADD HIM IN OTHER PLATFORMS!!!
i'm under big risk of everything, i'm fucking disturbed and everything is so horrible.

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Does anyone have some tips for this route? I don't know what women like.

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what if we were to turn every brimmy term / acronym into something about animals so the baitrannies get banned for rule 6 when using it for sexual shit?
for example earlier today we turned TWP / teweapea into being about a literal white pecker bird, now you can't support &/or use its sexual meaning in a thread that explicitly says the term "TWP" is talking about an animal or you'll get banned for bestiality.

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Besties!

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the only 'jakked version of this album cover was lazy coal, so I made an improved version myself

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i look like this

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new 'toss

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>make thread about imagining what gigagifs are saying
>deleted in 5 seconds, not by myself but manually by a janny
what the fuck is happening to us giggers

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Feel free to rename

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trvke

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K-On on the log

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Touhou on the log

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Sometimes I jerk off to sharty pooners

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/svo/ - Swolesome general

post 'em

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'teens should we raid little st. james and make it sharty isle?

it would be kinda funny but im not so sure.

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Is it bad if you havent had a job even once at 24yo? Should I kms?

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ITT we gem up xer comments and reppies

Found some small jewtube and xitter user vtrooner who supports lolicons like chibi reviews and shit. Xe pretends to hate "DA HECKIN’ WOKIES" and reacts to the heckin’ based revsaysdesu. also xe looks at all of xer comments. Xe LARPS as a woman but you can by hearing xer talk there’s an ai voice change filter.

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Quote I am a professional sex expert can I do the sex to you

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How do I get an autist gf?

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I found the secret to playing competitive gaming and remaining chill throughouterino

just don't tryhard. tryminimum, that way everyone else look like they're trying their asses off with the most meta shit to defeat youerino plus when you do get them it pisses them off becaue you put in zero effort for that killerino

i'm gonna go chill-grind fighting games because I stomp FPS lobbies too hard with zero effort that my empathy won't stop feeling bad for the tryhard nooberinos

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Reasons (as a htsm) I might ack
>Given 5 years
I might troon out, then ack.
>my post gets no views
I pretend to ack for reppys and praise, but actually ack.
>Soyjaks become illegal
I die inside, so I ack off fosgate bridge.
>Someone calls me brown
This will get me angry, so angry I’ll have to ack.
>I can’t get foid
If I can’t get my perfect pooner girlfriend by 25 I might ack
>I can’t goon to cobblestone
Immediate ack, no more.
>jerdee comes back
No comment

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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

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toss

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mr morris vs buster baxter vs chill guy

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If a troon offsiter actually started rage posting on here nophono would realize cause we'd just think it was average bait

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So, what do you guys actually think about Mossad and CIA? imo they're actually the good guys, people need to be lead

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they say trans rights because trans girls can't be wrong

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Now that failtroll means an evil 'cord pedophile, what word do (You) use to describe someone who's just bad at trolling.

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i hate 'zellig but i love this song

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Normie here, what are some soy woahjack-coded characters?

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nuvarient

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>admin worship/gooning threads
>fpe foot fetish gooning threads
>soytan armpit 'p
>snca tranime threads
>furry threads
>brony threads

soicux are you thinking what im thinking?

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You're at the hospital and you have dih cancer and are about to get your dih chopped off. Before the surgery, the doctors agree to let you goon one last time before starting the surgery. What do you goon to?

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omgsisa i want to suck the snot out of her nose with a straw

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do frogniggers really?

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i immigrated to sharty from reddit

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we all quote

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This isn't 400 pph

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sisa thread

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/fit/ - Late Night Fitness Thread

How is /soy/ staying fit?

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whats the best way to get discord epussy

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Marge on the log

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The jewish Question, explained.
"This is the way the jew make money.. and made a fortune in the past ten years" selling short the shipping futures" let the goyim deal in the real world"
- Jeffrey Edward Epstein
I have noticed a surge of "noticers", or rather JQ'rs on social media and right wing spaces. This mainly happened due to the internet, 4chan, israel's invasion of Gaza, Agartha edits, Hitler's speeches being translated to English through AI, accompanied by the rise of Nick Fuentes following Charlie Kirk's death, unofficially "replacing" him. But unfortunately the new wave of JQ'rs do not have a good grasp on the jewish question. They just have a weak idea of what jews control or what kind of grasp they have on the world. They don't know how they get into power, what causes them to become the way they are. They just spam "$7k+" on instagram reels on anything they perceive as jewishness.
A quick backround summary
The origin of jewish exploitation comes from Rome. God used the Romans as vessel for His Wrath to kill the 1.5 million jews in Judea. Their homeland was eventually destroyed on 70 AD causing them disperse all over the Eurasian area. Because Europeans banned usury by Christian law, only jews were left to partake in such activities. This gave them a monopoly on loaning money at excessive interest rates. Imagine you are a nobleman low on cash, and you need that quick loan for building that castle, to assist that war against another nobleman, only a jew would offer you a loan because he has those high interest rates. Before you know it you are enslaved to debt, and have to sell your assets to him to support yourself, that's an oversimplification. This gave jews so much power in finance, economy and politics, they effectively ruled some parts of Europe. It was European desperate greed and jewish malice that fed their influence in Europe. Eventually when kings and nobles could not handle the debt or get in too much trouble, they would kick the jews out their lands or massacre them. Jews have always been an outside group everywhere they went, and never assimilated. This made them a special group that acted mostly against to others, as they developed a high in-group preference and out-group hostility. Most banking families have been jewish and still are.
Some videos that explain this in detail:
How Central Banking Ruined The World: https://youtu.be/XJrkutSC6ww
A history of Central Banking And The Enslavement of Mankind: https://youtu.be/jhyLRDcAfoo
Jews have been key in controlling the world's affairs through lobbying, donation, funding, manipulation, destruction, mass murder, replacement, blakmail, etc… This status quo has been a major liability for the advancement of Western civilization. For 2000 or maybe even 3000 years they have infiltrated, subverted, manipulated and controlled markets, governments, key people, nations, peasants and kings.
One notable fact that illustrates this kike control is that 40% of all billionaires are jewish, despite being less than 0.2% of the population. This gives an over representation of 200x~. It's undeniable that jews indeed play a role in this and those who will say otherwise are foolish. I have witnessed many progressives and leftists confronted with this fact, say that it was European oppression that led them to this, thus it wasn't the jews fault. But they will ignore they still oppress and exploit the common man. They will say 60% are still unwholesome chungus oppressors, but not recognizing that the jews control the access to their capital through banks, and a group of billionaires who are jewish will cause them to form an in-group that is specifically for jewish billionaires. They don't understand jewish identity that fuels their hostility and exploitation. They value education, business and success more than any other group, even more than East Asians. The jewish problem is that they do not assimilate in the culture, have a high in-group preference, are never satisfied with wealth, are nepotistic, call others goyim, and have an unique position in society that no other group has. Essentially, they are parasites that manipulate, infiltrate and destroy everything they come across. This jewish billionaire class identity, fuels the exploitation of the common man as it dehumanizes the gentile. it is not class, not race, it's both. As jews see jewishness as a class in itself.
The jew is never satisfied, they always want more. Their greed (and malice) exceeds no other collective group. They're scum of the earth. The only way to fix the "class" problem is either to answer the jewish question.

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Hi!

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if you guys trooned out, would you actually date me?

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music thread

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Which pokemon would you have sex with?

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itt we make more gifs of giga with skeletons and pineapples

do dis

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why is the log so gemmy today

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Actual serious genuine question. What is this site's obsession with 'p? It's understandable if someone here got abused and wants revenge or whatever, otherwise I don't get why it's so prevalent on everyone's mind here. As of right now it's nonstop
"look at this diddy ahh long-dead websiteblud posting tranime EPI gook pictures on my iPad in another thread (who I'm totally not empowering by spamming doctos like a lobotomite,) doxx NOW!!".
I'm tired of seeing pedoshit, gigger bait, witch hunts etc. every third or fourth post. This is the type of shit that eventually turns vigilantes into the same faggots they hate (google differential association theory if you're a retardGOD). Once in a blue moon is fine, but it seems like it's just constantly inching towards pedophilia being a core tenant of this place like wtf why. No wonder the sharty harbors so many pedofurtroongoonerdegenwhateverthefucks at this point, you're practically inviting them to stay.

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>retarded prepper cuck schizo with a zillion "MUH GUNZ" dead after a shootout with police

LOL!

why do retarded tiny white pecker cuckolds even collect guns? They are USELESS, you can't even defend yourself if you wind up OUTNUMBERED and trapped with no where to escape to.

you're prepper cuckshed will become your cuckold grave if a bunch of bandits want to raid you LOL!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!

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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together

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hello

i am gigachad

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wheres the fucking scp thread

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hello

my name is soyjak

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my mom and brother think my room stinks but i literally cant smell anything and dont know where it could be coming from. thoughts and suggestions?

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There are "PEOPLE" on this planet that actually GOON to the thought of GIVING AIDS TO CHILDREN and they still don't believe that BILLIONS MUST DIE

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Longest lasting thread on the ‘log for 3 days now btw

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fun thread

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hello soyjak

hello my name is soyjak

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hey! im cobson!

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i am soyjak

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hello

i am soyjak

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Dogs and toads on the log

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nusois think every single loud video is 'g JSID

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Nu 'toss?

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RecRoom raid
RecRoom is a steam VR platform you can play on android and PC, it also has VC. There's a game on there that basically a military larp group. They will recruit you and give you a rank through some process that takes like 5 minutes.
<reddit
We can infiltrate the base by becoming privates, then shooting the high ranking officers within 20 mins. We basically hop servers and do this repeatedly until we get banned. First we join the headquarters game where I will explain it to you guys.
Headquarters game: https://rec.net/d/room/soyjakparty

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why are women so materialistic?

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I just got raped by a gypsy ama

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Are minioncux ready to admit that shrekkykeks won?

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GEG who remembers this aryan?

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Hello soyjakkers,
Since there wasn't any good jaks made in the past 2 years, I've decided to make one myself.
I studied many of the classical soyjak to determine the "gem formula" that made them so good.
After many failed attemps, I think I've created the closest thing to the perfect soyjak.
Preapear to be amazed when you see THIS GEMMIE in every thread for the rest of your life!

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why is gore banned if quote banned children?

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‘G’p’o.exe

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rotten balls are problematic

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Origins of Rotjak

Does anyone know when the first time this variant was posted? With snopes please, I need it for the 'ki.

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Any interesting raids as of late

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What would the sois do if your mommy was horny and your daddzy wasn't home?

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Would you kill yourself if pedophiles took over world government and there was nothing you could do?

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What anime should I watch?
>not liking anime

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ITT we react to weird wikipedia user profiles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Centralismo/Userboxes_about_me
Lets start with this

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Frog on the log

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DOOOOOOOOOOOGGGG TOOOOOOOOOOOOOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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My site now give me the keys

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oh nooonooo nooo! nosuycakakakas…. why are you not posting soyjacks geggings! shut it down quotation mark!

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making this post for the second time. whoever posted ‘g on the GET thread, fuck you again, it woke my family up. again

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kill all cuckpass niggers at this point

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ID thread except we all post as anonymous and falseflag as eachother
^("anonymous" in the email field)

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nu giga

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So ive seen these so called "sfw arts" on xitter which has women showing xer whole PUSSY out, or a cock censored. So dox these niggers NOW

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post embedded 'G gemmies here

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first one to get Babyjak nameroll gets to be owner for a day

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as i posted a few days ago, my best friend is setting me up with an emo sisa. he didn't give me many details about her other than that she's white, an emo, and likes converse, but i want this to be a VVIN so i gave him my number. what do i do (on the first date) to make a good impression? i need help 'teens, i've never been in a real relationship before and i'll be really sad if this doesn't work because 90% of the women where i love are pooners or fat loud puerto rican women and those groups of people both turn me off.

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make stickboys

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Eepy pie

>
There has been a recent trend on xitter were (((artists))) falsely lable their art as sfw as a joke to get around nsfw blocks, this is literally EPI

Please dox and kill these niggers

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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Lucky star on the log

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'g on the log

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i got raped by my math teacher

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New photo of Quote and Cobblestone just dropped

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Trvke on Cacas

Why are Cacas so OBSESSED with LARPing as oldfags?
^BECAUSE XEY HAVE NO CULTURE, GEEEEG!
Their first memories consist of being plopped in front of an iPad to consume a 24/7 stream of EPI and to play "games" made by furtrannies on the 'Blox that are just interactive fetish porn. They don't have memories of going outside to play with their neighbors. Their first experience as a child outside the house is being strapped into a face diaper and being sent to school to get "taught" revisionist anti-white history by a mudsharking roastie who blames "low teacher salaries" for her financial struggles eve&oe she drives a Cadillac SUV and had "saycks keez" with Tyrone, who, needless to say, abandoned her. They never had a character-building experience as a child because bullying your peers into normalcy makes you literally worse than Hitler and trying to call someone a faggot on the internet gets you automatically banned by botjannies. They've never fallen off of their bikes or gotten into a fistfight because they were too busy making ESL e-begging comments on Mr. Beast videos and protesting Drompf by changing their profile pictures to a blak square on Xitter. The "music" they grew up with consists of The Living Tomb Stone, Ice Spice, Femtanyl, and King Von.
This is why they appropriate oldGOD culture. This is why they're OBSESSED with pretending to have been born and raised in the 90s and early 2000s like trannies are OBSESSED with pretending to be real women. Remind them that Scene, Emo, y2k, and Frutiger Aero were outmoded by the time they even gained sentience, and watch them leak. Remind them that behaving the way they do would've gotten them beaten up and called massive faggots prior to 2012. That's why they have to revise the aesthetics they co-opt by insisting you could've gotten away with being a "trans nonbinary lesbian therian scene puppygirl" in 2008, as if that wouldn't have gotten you lynched in the school hallway back then. Their LARP reeks of fakeness just like a tranny's axe wound.

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You guys know the covid vaccine was to cull the goyim population right? Should we kill bill gates or something? I heard he fled the country

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Operation: bump nigger


We find old posts from hours ago and bump them till there on then 'log

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What should I goon to? No gay shit

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i goon to tiktok edits

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>stop browsing the sharty because the admins begin worshipping 'p, leak their plans to EPI everyone and probably get permabanned
>start to regain my confidence and lose my hatred for the world
>meet a cute mtf online
>just got home from cuddling and kissing her, best day of my life
never viewing this thread or this site ever again, just letting you all know.

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BRIMSTONE THREAD

post brimstone

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This would actually help me drink more water I think LMAO I get to pretend I'm a silly hampter and stay hydrated while getting my tasks done? Sign me up!

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ITT we turn jaks into funkpops using the funkpop maker
https://funko.com/build-your-custom-pop
I made Nate

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when is the next cytube? every time I check https://cytu.be/r/quotestream isn't open oh boy I wish it was open. I just wish there was a cytube that was running that didn't have a sticky post oh boy a secret cytube would be really good right now oh boy I wish there was one going on oh boy that'd be nice

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>>15289844
reddit video kys

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romance scam ALL tiny white pecker cuckold subhumans LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

all white chudcel cucky subhumans will end ALONE and only recieving affection from a romance scammer no matter if it's a thirdworlder or big corporations with ai gfs for rent LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!! (paying for ai gfs is still a romance scam you stupid tiny white pecker cuckold subhuman)

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itt we share tips about how to delete most of our internet presence online
(not in a hurry, but just curious)

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Dog groomers be like
>damn youre mature for your age! Can i lick your dogs pussy sometime

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itt we shitfling in the most obsessed way possible
>

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sharty is my bandcamp aryan

https://fleshandmetal.bandcamp.com

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vaginoplasty in a week. just a week away. woohoo

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Quote is admin six

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Anyone selling arrows? I need pink down arrows, 15 reppies and a gigaquote for one

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Why is my wife so cruel to me?

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What’s the most shameful fap you’ve ever had?
<
I’ll start: I gooned to pictures of a girl I went to school with’s Instagram photos of her with her blak boyfriend, imagining him penetrating her.

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TERRITORIAL.IO THREAD

ITT WE PLAY TERRITORIAL.IO AND RAPE ALL CLANS
PUT [SOYJAK] IN YOUR NAME TO BE IN OUR FACTION
KILL OTHER NIGGERS.
WIN.
https://territorial.io/

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new troonslop force this

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Cobblestone thread

post cobblestone gemmies

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You will never be a real soyteen. You have no arrow, you have no folders, you have no good posts. You are an internet user twisted by memes and Xitter into a crude mockery of Soot’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back oldfags mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your retarded manner of typing behind closed doors.

'Teens are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed 'teens to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even offsiters who “pass” sound uncanny and unnatural to a 'teen. Your image filename is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a newfag to bump your post, xe’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected Pooner coal.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your slopjak awards, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an offsiter is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Xitter coal.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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I don't want to become a wageslave but I don't want to become a useless bum. I hate this modern world

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quote kys i'm not fuckin joking what did you do to my heckin holesom chungus soy site

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OMGSISA!

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I got sexualized by cobblestone AMA

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dock tos janitors why is every file with audio 'g ban it now I don't like it
<I don't look like this I only say this

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Too much NAS when are we getting new jannies?

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Please, rip the band-aid off. Pull the plug. Shut the sharty down. Don't announce it, don't drag it out with farewells or explanations. Don't try and turn it into a shitty event or ARG. Just shut it down, unceremoniously, instantly, and walk away. Let it end cleanly, no lingering threads or apologies. No fanfare. No communications. No more splinters, no more IRC. No way of contacting any the staff after the end. We'll understand. We'll remember the good times and move on, just as you should. fuggen jerdee

R: 0 / I: 0
blaming da jardee for everythang bad that happens

R: 19 / I: 3
what's a year you have nostalgia for and wish u could go back to

R: 20 / I: 8
toss

R: 3 / I: 0
Abusing ketamine gave me a giantess / shrinking fetish

R: 4 / I: 4
Can someone post that ai video of the gigachad crying over the dead bodies of pepe and buster?

R: 15 / I: 5

hunky planet

hunky planet

R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

R: 38 / I: 16
>slopjaks are real

this phono is a bnwo esl femboy arch troonix user, I thought only slopjaks had all these things at the same time

R: 11 / I: 2
is it gay or bisexual to date pooners?

R: 50 / I: 7
My mom is about to ban NAS

R: 1 / I: 0
Why hasn't Quote made the Hunky Run mobile game to fund this site?

R: 19 / I: 11
Why do some people not want the HTSM/Cobblestone ship? They make so much sense together

R: 509 / I: 105
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

R: 145 / I: 68
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

R: 557 / I: 125

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

R: 332 / I: 225
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

R: 535 / I: 252

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

R: 134 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

R: 466 / I: 194

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.