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/fag/ - furry & anthro general

Furaryans of /soy/ get in here NOW
>DA RULZ
1. No HTSMs allowed
2. SFW only
3. Have fun
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>2032 minecraft 1.46
>added snails
>punching baby snails will cause you to lose 2 hearts regardless of your armor
>added lemon trees
>added a gorillion wood variants
>trans zombies are now valid AND can give birth to baby zombies
>removed herobrine
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Pepe and Buster gems thread
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why are chuds so cute? lol
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I can't stop eating bananas
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can yall fucking niggers not fall for the averi bait and post something funny?
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>still celebrating your anniversary 5 weeks later
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i'm going to let you in on a little secret. all the replies under bait threads are manufactured in order to get you to fall for it. they are all samefagging, building up fake, plastic hate to sow chaos and demoralize the userbase. it is deliberately done and never comes from a place of authentic soyrage. it is not real. that's all i can say right now. tel-aviv will not like this. real nigga out.
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send funny fractals that give you headaches itt
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im a tiktok tourist and my favorite wojack is the wholesome chudjack
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>Furaryans of /soy/ get in here NOW
>>DA RULZ
>1. No HTSMs allowed
>2. SFW only
>3. Have fun
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>my wifes penis
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>Furaryans of /soy/ get in here NOW
>>DA RULZ
>1. No HTSMs allowed
>2. SFW only
>3. Have fun
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/soy/ decorates a pizza

Hello everyone,

I've been working on a pizza to feed this hungry degenerate we found during the Trojan Soy raid. ((read: https://soyjakwiki.org/Trojan_Soy))

Gonna start on the bottom with Ernesto Haylett. What should I put on the pizza?
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Gamenight!

ITT, we play an io game called drednot.io

Marge?
Drednot.io is a free multiplayer ship construction and combat game. Build a flying battleship with your friends and conquer the skies!

https://drednot.io/invite/V3YvE1eaZ_K0ciHRWT3pL4KE
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Towtal niggew deawt ow aouwgo :3
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/bic/ - Bait Investor Conference

ITT we talk about our bait stocks and if they're performing well.
If you like a particular bait thread, be sure to share it.
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Why do some people not want the HTSM/Cobblestone ship? They make so much sense together
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gemmy videos thread
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What do (You) want to see out of 'ki jannies, what can they do to help (You) have a good 'ki experience?
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ITT we look at the sex offender registry and harass/bully pedophiles near us until they kill themselves award
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ITT we react to weird wikipedia user profiles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Centralismo/Userboxes_about_me
Lets start with this
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==BIBLE CONDEMNS BAIT==

>Proverbs 26:18
>Like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death is one who >deceives their neighbor and says, “I was only joking!”

frogGODS what do we do?
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itt we continue watching this gemerald
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>soyjaks must be in every thread
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>Baiting's wrong and so is leaking and so is posting phony (You)s
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Does anyone have some tips for this route? I don't know what women like.
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>Furaryans of /soy/ get in here NOW

>>DA RULZ
>1. No HTSMs allowed
>2. SFW only
>3. Have fun
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JANNIES ARE SHUTTING DOWN MY THREADS AS SOON AS I POST THEM THEY ARE LOOKING AT WHAT YOU TYPE BEFORE YOU POST THIS IS REAL
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>open log
>first thread is furry troon garbage

just shut it the fuck down nigga
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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itt post israeli gems
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>in order to access soyjak.party you must verify your age by a selfie or an ID
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>no fried chicken
>no grape soda
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RTL (Rate the Log) 22/2/2026


>oh my fauci, so many twos!
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>What are your fetishes?
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Oneyplays reference on the ‘pedia
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4cuck splinter btw
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>Furaryans of /soy/ get in here NOW
>>DA RULZ
>1. No HTSMs allowed
>2. SFW only
>3. Have fun
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Whenever I sew a touhou fan I just immediately imagine this
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We have created 'zellig posters, averi fox posters, and fpe posters so that nusois become porn addicted chronically online weaboos, who then troon out and kill xemselves
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rent-a-girlfriend is such a good show, vve ALL love it
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>reverse_rape
>reverse_forced_oral
>larger_female
>size_difference
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itt post bbc gems
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POST SOYJAKS ON THE /SOY/ BOARD YOU RETARTED TROON NIGGERS
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the new gem is out cobson killer
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Rate my nu' variant
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>Official Statement from H.S.H. Prince Albert II
>Principality of Monaco
>20 February 2026
<[MONACO SPACE]
>The Sovereign Prince has taken note with grave concern of the content disseminated on the website known as “soyjak.party”.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>This platform has repeatedly hosted and promoted material that is explicitly transphobic, dehumanising and intended to incite hatred and contempt toward transgender persons. Furthermore, users of the site have created and circulated racist edits depicting His Serene Highness as a black man in a derogatory and mocking manner, perpetuating harmful racial stereotypes. In addition, threads on the platform have openly discussed plans to “colonize” the Principality of Monaco, treating our sovereign nation as a target for online harassment and absurd fantasies of takeover.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Such content stands in direct contradiction to the values of respect, dignity, inclusion and sovereignty that the Principality of Monaco has long defended, both within our borders and in our international commitments.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>After consultation with the Department of the Interior, the Directorate of Digital Affairs and the relevant judicial authorities, His Serene Highness has decided as follows:
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Effective immediately, access to the domains soyjak.party, soyjak.st, and all associated websites, mirrors and proxies whose principal purpose is to replicate or continue the dissemination of its content is officially blocke* throughout the territory of the Principality of Monaco.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Internet service providers operating in Monaco are required to implement technical measures to prevent access to these addresses. Any attempt to circumvent these restrictions for the purpose of distributing prohibited hateful content may give rise to penal proceedings in accordance with Monegasque law.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>The Principality reaffirms its commitment to combat all forms of discrimination, racism, online hatred and threats to our national sovereignty, while preserving freedom of expression within the limits imposed by public order, the rights of others and human dignity.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Done at the Prince’s Palace, Monaco, this 20th day of February 2026.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Albert
>By the Prince,
>The Minister of State
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'jakking originated as a counterculture opposed to both soyboys (the ultimate conformist consumer) and the rigid 4chan oldcuck culture
<reddit space
Therefore if we want to keep the spirit of 'jakking alive we need oppose any form of conformism, which means we being more open to NAS and caring less about our own past or what other posters think.
<reddit space
People should be more willing to embrace new trends instead of being HTSMs who obsess over arbitrary categories like >muh gem, >muh brimstone or >muh ias
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What do you guys think about Nintendo games but ignore anything about soy boys and stuff. Just the games in general like do you think they are good.
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which 'ki page has been unedited for the longest time?
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test
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zis are windmills. zey are producing green energy
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I live under a rock
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>mrs. circle large futa cock
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SUNDAY MOVIE NIGHT
Today we are watching Hardcore Henry which is action kino from a first person perspective
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This site should have your driving license as the age verification

If you cannot drive, you are either a child or mentally a child.
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azunyan!!!!!!
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>>>88956558
>>israel's management engine inside
>>artix (proprietary)
>>iToddler theme
>>kitty
>SÖY
>>>88956624
>>pooprietard android kiddie
>go back to where you belong kiddo.
>>>88956659
>>wintoddler
>>literal adware as MOTD
>>tranime ascii
>>"""pro""" (insert clown music)
>>(((widescreen)))
>>israel inside
>>NOVIDEO pooprietary shitware malware drivers
>>50% RAM use in idle
>>poor 500 gig drive full with just winglows being installed
>pathetic proprietoddlers. go back to pisscord.
>>>88956932
>>artix
>>israel inside
>>iToddler theme
>>FLATPAK (kek)
>>widescreen (2 OF THEM!!)
>SÖY
>>>88956968
>s/as/ers
>>AMD PSP inside
>>fish
>>arch (pooprietary neckbeard malware)
>pooprietary NOVIDEO drivers i assume?
>or at least pooprietary firmware for novideau drivers to have hardware acceleration lol
>>>88957426
>>arch
>pooprietard shitware
>>gintele inside
>*semitics intensify*
>>X220
>lol imagine using a shitty non-librebootable proprietary craptop instead of a chad's T60.
>>>88957907
>>lesbian
>aside from being broken at least its free…
>>opteron 2300
>>ATI
>based, i hope you run libreboot as well
>>4:3, 32 gigs ram, bash
>at least you are not insane
>>>88959323
>pipe it into sed
>>>88959815
>>arch
>>linux-"""hardened"""
>>literal proprietary malware (pic related)
>>OMG SUCH HECKING HARDENERINO!!! ÖÖÖ
>>LE 2% BLOBBERINO WONT DO ANYTHING BUT MUH HARDENING!!!
>>widescreen
>>israel inside
>lmfao you dont even own "your" computer and have backdoors on the fucking hardware, your ""hardening"" is a sick joke and still leaves proprietary malware in the kernel
>also linux-""hardened"" is made by graphmemeOS glowniggers, enjoy your botnet.
>>soispiron
>pooprietary bios eh?
>ah yes, more backdoors!
>*insert more clown music*
>>>88959897
>>devuan
>>soistemdick is LE BAD!
>>'but why?'
>>…ITS LE BAD OKAY??
>>israel-5 management engine inside
>-ACK!
>>>88960007
>>jewbuntroon
>-ACK!
>>SMELL inspiron
>pooprietard bios, trash.
>>soinap
>>widescreen
>>geybird
>-ACK!
>>core 2 duo
>at least thats based
>(im running out of chars from ranting kek…,)
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Besides when you were a baby or a toddler, have you ever shit yourself?
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I just reported a bunch of NAS threads, I'm sure the jannies will delete or move them!
>hi, how could you tell?
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watching 'arty culture slowly getting Normified is like watching a friend troon out
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I'm sorry, did he just say that his last name… is Burger?
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>Trans. Fucking. Rights.
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Does anyone have the gigachad raping Hunky gif?
I saw it yesterday and it was glorious
>dawla
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>I was watching the BME Poop Olympics at 3am then heard a knock on my door
>I open up and see this
What would you do?
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What would you do if you woke up one day and you had a massive 12 inch BBC?
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>germany isn't white. it's full of mudslims
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'orld 'ox 'hread

Tell me how to change the world and add stuff
>note: I will not nuke regions
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>WAAAAAAAAAH! BUT I DON'T LIKE NAS IN /SOY/!
<Then why'd you ask for it?!
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sharty plays hoi4 part 2

Who wants to play hoi4 the fire rises multiplayer with me? We can do a whole tournament or whatever. IDS on so it doesnt get derailed
<
ID:90282000987499523
VERSION: Musketeer v1.17.4.0.1271 (d954)
password: sharty
<
LET THE BEST LEADER WIN O ALGO
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My cat has homophobia!

My cat has homophobia o algo asi!
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https://questden.org/kusaba/
chud this rotting furfag site up
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>miss circle large breast
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the hunky spangled banner

ohhhh say can you see~
the fuggen jerdee~
always makin me leak n shit~
past the twilight sparkles gleaming~
through miss circles big tits~
this may be what i need to bus~

and the sherdee we protecc~
from the evil offsiters~
AND THE COBBLESTONES BIG BOOBS~
HER DELICIOUS MILKIES~
GIVE ME MILK THROUGH THE NIGHT~
OUR JANNY STILL THERE <3

OH SAY DOES THE HUNKY SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE~
FOR THE LAAAAND OF THE SHERDEEEEEEEE(HEEE) AND THE HOME OF THE NUSOIS!!
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sharty lgbt general
transheart
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trans rights are human rights
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FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK JEWS
FUCK SPICS
LOVE THE WHITE MAN
FUCK SANDNIGGERS
I'M OBVIOUSLY RIGHT GEG
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The jewish Question, explained.
"This is the way the jew make money.. and made a fortune in the past ten years" selling short the shipping futures" let the goyim deal in the real world"
- Jeffrey Edward Epstein
I have noticed a surge of "noticers", or rather JQ'rs on social media and right wing spaces. This mainly happened due to the internet, 4chan, israel's invasion of Gaza, Agartha edits, Hitler's speeches being translated to English through AI, accompanied by the rise of Nick Fuentes following Charlie Kirk's death, unofficially "replacing" him. But unfortunately the new wave of JQ'rs do not have a good grasp on the jewish question. They just have a weak idea of what jews control or what kind of grasp they have on the world. They don't know how they get into power, what causes them to become the way they are. They just spam "$7k+" on instagram reels on anything they perceive as jewishness.
A quick backround summary
The origin of jewish exploitation comes from Rome. God used the Romans as vessel for His Wrath to kill the 1.5 million jews in Judea. Their homeland was eventually destroyed on 70 AD causing them disperse all over the Eurasian area. Because Europeans banned usury by Christian law, only jews were left to partake in such activities. This gave them a monopoly on loaning money at excessive interest rates. Imagine you are a nobleman low on cash, and you need that quick loan for building that castle, to assist that war against another nobleman, only a jew would offer you a loan because he has those high interest rates. Before you know it you are enslaved to debt, and have to sell your assets to him to support yourself, that's an oversimplification. This gave jews so much power in finance, economy and politics, they effectively ruled some parts of Europe. It was European desperate greed and jewish malice that fed their influence in Europe. Eventually when kings and nobles could not handle the debt or get in too much trouble, they would kick the jews out their lands or massacre them. Jews have always been an outside group everywhere they went, and never assimilated. This made them a special group that acted mostly against to others, as they developed a high in-group preference and out-group hostility. Most banking families have been jewish and still are.
Some videos that explain this in detail:
How Central Banking Ruined The World: https://youtu.be/XJrkutSC6ww
A history of Central Banking And The Enslavement of Mankind: https://youtu.be/jhyLRDcAfoo
Jews have been key in controlling the world's affairs through lobbying, donation, funding, manipulation, destruction, mass murder, replacement, blakmail, etc… This status quo has been a major liability for the advancement of Western civilization. For 2000 or maybe even 3000 years they have infiltrated, subverted, manipulated and controlled markets, governments, key people, nations, peasants and kings.
One notable fact that illustrates this kike control is that 40% of all billionaires are jewish, despite being less than 0.2% of the population. This gives an over representation of 200x~. It's undeniable that jews indeed play a role in this and those who will say otherwise are foolish. I have witnessed many progressives and leftists confronted with this fact, say that it was European oppression that led them to this, thus it wasn't the jews fault. But they will ignore they still oppress and exploit the common man. They will say 60% are still unwholesome chungus oppressors, but not recognizing that the jews control the access to their capital through banks, and a group of billionaires who are jewish will cause them to form an in-group that is specifically for jewish billionaires. They don't understand jewish identity that fuels their hostility and exploitation. They value education, business and success more than any other group, even more than East Asians. The jewish problem is that they do not assimilate in the culture, have a high in-group preference, are never satisfied with wealth, are nepotistic, call others goyim, and have an unique position in society that no other group has. Essentially, they are parasites that manipulate, infiltrate and destroy everything they come across. This jewish billionaire class identity, fuels the exploitation of the common man as it dehumanizes the gentile. it is not class, not race, it's both. As jews see jewishness as a class in itself.
The jew is never satisfied, they always want more. Their greed (and malice) exceeds no other collective group. They're scum of the earth. The only way to fix the "class" problem is either to answer the jewish question.
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frog on the 'log
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the great brickplacement
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Is this the most Based and Christpilled wikipedia profile to ever exist?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:DerKaisergarten
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Foids are evil. Never date a foid, never befriend a foid, never trust a foid. Read The Manipulated Man. Foids will use whatever means possible to oppress and keep you down. As they hold (or for most of history held, as reinforced by them) the sexual monopoly, they extort you for everything for no adequate return. You're better than this. Consolidate your male friends. Either never date, date a man, or date a tranny. "Straight" trannies will do anything for your attention and validation. They do not manipulate or cause harm, they themselves are the most oppressed in the foid-dominated hierarchy. Total Foid Death.
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Can some 'kiGOD put this in for me I never learned how to make edits on it

it's from the gurochan ip's i forgot which ip specifically but it was from bkyngguru@gmail.com
the adress traced is confirmed imo both by dox.soy and menstoppingviolence so it's accurate
thanks!
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ban giggers
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Did you know that jannies can send individual messages to users through an in-built notification system?
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>excuse me, chud, the word "tranny" is very offensive to BIPOC, please stop using it
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I fucking hate retards who are actually racist because they’re so obviously wrong
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i make all of the pepes i use
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Is playing the lyre good for you?
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mio senpai!!!
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>go to /soy/ - Soyjaks 2023 was 0.75 showers ago
>soyjaks make up 13% of the board
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>the sharky.snappy
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Is coffee good for you?
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k-on is a good show that makes me happy :]
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whomare is besterest? Baldi's or ongersileg
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Why are we so rude towards trans people? They didn't do anything to you.
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Daily Lenten Gospel - Day 5

At that time Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert
to be tempted by the devil.
He fasted for forty days and forty nights,
and afterwards he was hungry.
The tempter approached and said to him,
“If you are the Son of God,
command that these stones become loaves of bread.”
He said in reply,
“It is written:
One does not live on bread alone,
but on every word that comes forth
from the mouth of God.”

Then the devil took him to the holy city,
and made him stand on the parapet of the temple,
and said to him, “If you are the Son of God, throw yourself down.
For it is written:
He will command his angels concerning you
and with their hands they will support you,
lest you dash your foot against a stone.”
Jesus answered him,
“Again it is written,
You shall not put the Lord, your God, to the test.”
Then the devil took him up to a very high mountain,
and showed him all the kingdoms of the world in their magnificence,
and he said to him, ""All these I shall give to you,
if you will prostrate yourself and worship me.”
At this, Jesus said to him,
“Get away, Satan!
It is written:
The Lord, your God, shall you worship
and him alone shall you serve.”

Then the devil left him and, behold,
angels came and ministered to him.
Matthew 4:1-11

St. Peter, ora pro nobis.
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START INVESTING IN BAIT.
YOU WILL GET RICH.
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What do we think about wackjak squirrel cobson
>YOU VILL FEED THE SQUIRRELS
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fnf is wonned and is do interesting to business
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Why are millennials so incapable of accepting ageing?

I keep seeing millennial talking sum shi like
>gen z is ageing so bad
>this guy I saw I thought he was older than me (35), but he's 19!
>I always get people assuming I'm 21 when I'm actually 34
>I get carded all the time, it's actually annoying teehee

Shut the fuck up retards, you don't look 21, that kid you saw does not look older than 35, he's just handsome whilst ur a fat slob who stays inside too much.
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which pedotranny should we 'ox today? i am lsf so i won't go out hunting some
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>germany isn't white. it's full of mudslims
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Chuds, our response?
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nusois look like this kEK
>poop
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IM VERY ANGRY HOW DO I CALM DOWN
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What music from other countries do you enjoy?
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Aicacas, our response?
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why do Americans have no soul?
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>Place
>Place, India
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Why is there tranime on the catty?
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>Number 15
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they turned on the pph machine
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Getting cracked while watching my 🐐
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>DUDE WHAT IF GI ROBOT DESTROYED THESE FRICKING BIGOTED AI. AI IS INHERENTLY FASCIST SO THAT WOULD BE GREAT TO WATCH
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ITT: We discuss coalla culture
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why do Europeans have no soul?
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new giga coded meme just dropped
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>metawhining in /soy/
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Any tips for transitioning? I need help.

Hi guys, i was a MASSIVE reddit user, i want to go from the most retarded soy cuck virgin NEET jew who was ever a reddit mod to… uhhh… IG the same thing but soyjack party. Any tips for transitioning? Pic unrelated.
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>we celebrate july 4th because in 1667 george floyd got knelt on the neck by the british or whatever
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THIS TOKGROID NIGGER LEFT THE MOST RETARTED COMMENT ON COBSONTALKS NEWEST 'TOK. I WILL FIND HIM TIE HIM UP TRAP HIM INSIDE A CAGE AND MAKE HIM WITNESS ME SKINNING HIS ENTIRE FAMILY ALIVE AND ONCE IM FINISHED ILL LEAVE HIM TO DIE
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>1776 calories ago or whatever
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japanese women
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>soot good quote bad
>nophono cares
>'o
>oyyy doctos
>HWABAG
>the janny cabals current thing
>hunky twink sex machine
>the current soypooru namecoaller
>soytubers
>offsite screencap threads
>sneed and other 4cuck memes beloved by soyteens
>oldfag dysphoria
>janny notes threads
>turn x into a soyjak
>metawhining anywhere but the designated metawhining board
>sentient nameroll theory
>obsessing over splinters, active or dead
>ai gigachads
>le heccin ironicerino purposefully dusty variant being forced currently
>only using either /soy, /pol/, or both
>thing i dont like or ever heard of is troonslop
>being mindraped by useless word filters
>literal who raid threads/caca gamenight threads
>demoralisation frogposting
>self inserting as the ugly bald man
>go back to x
>calling anything to do with soyjaks IRL offsiter coal ev&doe it would be considered gemmy by the sharty years ago
>falling for beyond obvious falseflags
>obsessing over nu/qa/ tier selfshit instead of just ignoring it
>spamming the current FOTM meme that is trending everywhere else
>its da joos
>nate-esque soyjaks to represent a certain website or board
>the copypasta wiki page
>cobson killer
>no arrow and its derivatives
>country/race wars
>accusing someone who holds a take you dislike of being a samefag
>refusing to elaborate any further
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https://questden.org/kusaba/
chud this rotting furfag site up
(restricted)
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It's impossible to find anyone in here
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history of hunky
SoyBooru post #8138
SoyBooru post #70950
SoyBooru post #135462
SoyBooru post #157827
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>how did you know i listen to jefre cantu ledesma?
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Crystal
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When did we all develop a fat fetish
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dogs bark at me i might be a nigger
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Women with large breasts…
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he.lp pleas
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>HES EATING MEEEEEEEEEE O KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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geg! no soy cakas! cant even post! soyjacks on the soy board! please do so shut it down quotation marks, on algorithm
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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

…o algo así.
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ITT if you make a joke and make me laugh i will paypal you 1.36 USD
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Nu ‘utts

new soyboy reaction
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COBBLEMOMMY… PLEASE… LET A GOOD HUNKY SUCKLE ON YOUR BIG FAT MILKERS…
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Origins of Rotjak

Does anyone know when the first time this variant was posted? With snopes please, I need it for the 'ki.
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found a geggy community

nusois check this out
https://www.reddit.com/r/TransRacial/
raid?
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MAKING AN SCP

SCP CREATION THREAD TO PUT IT UP ON THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE
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I don't know how many of you remember that one thread from a month or something ago where people wanted to write an SCP article but never got around to it because somephono writer said he'd take over after he was done with his exams, but never came back to lead the project, well I'm reviving it
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The whole premise of his idea was to write the concept, or subject of a soyjak being a collective part of the global unconscious (noosphere), as we humans have made a series of "soyjaks" throughout recorded human history. Basically a meme that has always been laid dormant in our minds as a subject of expression of the most undesirable thing of what NOT to be
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I was thinking we follow up on that and start up a sandbox writing one. I had some ideas pop up like an exploration log of the nooshpere, which then identifies it being an innate feature we always had, then finding out more esoteric objects share similar traits like literal gods being depicted as "Soyjaks" or their idea of it anyway.
Basically it gets more crazy as the log goes on, from modern soyjaks, to medieval, to neolithic and then other-wordly, showcasing that soyjaks are indeed something divine that transcends all other forms of existence
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>DUUUDE HATE THE COUNTRY’S GOVERNMENT NOT THE PEOPLE
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have your 'jak or pepe work out with gigachad
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Hypothetically, what would happen if Adolf Hitler, dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945, had large genitals resembeling those of sub-saharan african ancestry?
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what color are your cum braps?
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find the loud one
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just finished my new album abbey road abd its gonna change the world
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ITT we raid this Indian imageboard

https://bharatchan.com/
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I am a peaceful protester whose voice is being silenced but no matter how much oppression I must face, I will always believe in a future where 4chan and the sharty will live in harmony.
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Jax xer
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ITT WE RAID WIZCHAN

HOT WHEELS IS DEAD, now that he is dead he can't moderate the site anymore lets rape it!
wizchan.org
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Who wants to play hoi4 the fire rises multiplayer with me? We can do a whole tournament or whatever. IDS on so it doesnt get derailed
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ID:90282000555971587
VERSION: Musketeer v1.17.4.0.1271 (d954)
password: sharty
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LET THE BEST LEADER WIN O ALGO
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>DUDE DUUUUUDE… THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION SHOULD BE OWNED BY THE GOVERNMENT
>TRANSFER JEWISH GLOBALIST SATANIC ELITES INTO EVEN JEWIER GLOBALIST ELITES
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Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.
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post forgotten gigas itt
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HOT WHEELS IS DEAD
WE WON though
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Cute soytan animations
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Can someone post softcore gore itt
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soiniggers
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/brim/

Post brimstone
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Nophono cared.
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ITT we sexualize cobblestone
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>Vlodson was 2 showers ago
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hunky planet


hunky planet
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I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD

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>Whenever Cobbess facesits me, Cobblestone must facesit me afterwards for the same amount of time that Cobbess facesat me. If Cobbess facesits me for four hours, then Cobblestone must facesit me for four hours. Cobblestone is allowed to urinate while facesitting me, but she is not allowed to poop. Cobbess can just get up and be done facesitting me if she needs to poop or pee, Cobblestone does not have that luxury. she must sit on my face for the duration that Cobbess sat on my face. If Cobblestone gets up from my face for any reason before she sat on my face as long as Cobbess sat on my face, the time starts back at the beginning. So if Cobbess sat on my face for exactly four hours, and Cobblestone got up at three hours and 59 minutes, when she sits back on my face, she must sit on my face another four hours. When Cobblestone has to urinate while facesitting me, she will do one of three things based on how confident she is that her own urine will not get on him. If she is not confident at all that her urine will not get on him, she will put her vagina into my mouth so that she can urinate, I would then have to swallow her urine. If she is somewhat confident that her urine will not get on him, she will point her vagina out towards the rest of my body and urinate, urine will then get on the rest of my body. If she is super confident that her urine will not get on me, she will just let her pussy rest where it is, there causes her urine to get all over my face and run down the side of my face. If Cobblestone needs to poop, she must get up from my face to poop. she will then poop right next to my head. She will then sit back on my face. However, since she did get up from my face before she was supposed to, the time resets back to the beginning. Here, we are waiting for the long-dead websitebus to take us to the slums of Lesotho so that Cobbess and Cobblestone can sit on my face. It is better to lay down on the dirt of the slums rather than on the concrete of the upper plate.
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Is it possible to shut down discord by spamming enough images?
I think theres something like a free nitro plan for new users. We can use that and then just shit out a bunch of AI gigas. Imagine like 4000 nusois spamming AI gigas that are all 30-50MB each. It would slow down servers right?
The company would have to beg more money from palantir, but before that all cordtroons would see interruptions in their grooming.
Ideally, we can get bots to do this. We could even use Der 'Cord as a cloud storage system and effectively steal pettabytes of storage space from them.
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Unfortunately I'm the clear example of this shit LOL, kinky asexual here. One sec lemme pull out my kink list

Pregnancy / Hyper Preg / Impregnation / Breeding, Lactation, Mind-break / Corruption / Hypnosis, Hyper-anything (Breasts, Ass, Belly, Nipples, Lips, Genitalia, Female curves, anything in general), ♡♡ GROWTH ♡♡ (Bigger = better, so that includes: Weight gain, Expansion, Inflation, Merging, Cum inflation, Blueberry inflation, Unbirth, Vore, Wardrobe malfunction, Stuckage; among others), Transformation (Transfurmation / Bimbofication / Nerdification, among others), Fusion,, Slutty partners / Being slutty, Casual nudity, Casual sex, Anal, Oral, Biting, Deep penetration, Pet play, Creampies, Hickeys, Handjobs, Blowjobs, Deep throat, Double penetration / 2+ penetration, Ass-play, Face-sitting, Multiple Creampies, Boob hugs, Stockings, Tongues, Lingerie, Butt-jobs, Boob-jobs, Thigh-jobs, Spanking, Sloppy makeouts, Outdoors or Public, Clothed sex, Drugs, Choking, Hardcore sex, Rough sex, Tantric sex / Passionate Saex, Sweat / Steamy, Bodily fluids, Hardcore Rough sex, Hardcore Passionate sex, Mutual Masturbation, Obsessed doms, Clingy doms, Smothering, Cuddling, Hyper cum / Excessive cum, Obsessed subs, Clingy subs, Size difference, Degradation, Humiliation, Body writing, Marks of any short really, Squirting, Belly bulging, Spit / Saliva, Messy, Name calling, Dirty talking, Bareback, Glory holes, Risky sex, Fingering, Pegging, Toys, Choking, Collars / Leash, Gape, Public, Romance, Cum play, Scent / Musk, Drooling, Soft Non-con, Tease and denial, BDSM / Bondage, Futa / Girlcock, Tomboy, Femboy, Twink, alongside a shit ton of others~
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Post some funny NAS
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Geg so my gf just found out i use this website she told me i either get off it forever or break up with her what do i do
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>chicks with dicks
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Being Jewish
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Can we rape man carrying thing

His videos are total troonbrim and i hate him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcU3FaFDwks
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I'm addicted to Brahms
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>decent human being
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I dont want to bait anymore, i just want to be happy
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>Maybe if i call out a transphobe for being transphobic for his invalid argument and draw trans flag in whiteboards and pixel planet knockoffs, i will finally become a real woman!
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I hate trannies because they are annoying
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soyniqua is better than soytan
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>nuvariant
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Can I have snopes on this
>arrow for hunky twinks
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Operation 404 revival NOW. Make another thread
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I live in a commie block and above me lives a retard who constantly screams, cries, rages and destroys his furniture. There are also a couple of screaming kids and a fag who plays a piano. Nusois help me i am going insane
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Whatever happened to One Night At Hunky's?
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>golden htsm
ts isn't real, meds
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COBBLESTONE 4 ADMIN!
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jak dis
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Let's all goon to snoo, the reddit mascot im trans btw
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ITT we mine for gems

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Why is the devil bad even though he punishes bad people? though
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>Every day, I go to a school that likes to help with learning
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ESL IS BAD BECAUSE I SAID SO
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can we dox Toby Fox?
the creator of the most whitest, trooniest and brimcoalish game of all time?
i feel like he's a nigger to us
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I can’t stop eating hamburger helper. I’ve gained over 300 pounds from just eating hamburger helper.
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I'm addicted to phonk
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PENIS PENISPENIS PENIS PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS
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currently chewing a plastic straw
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/htsm/ Hunky Twink general

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Where did the 4cuck tourist frog thread go?
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>fuggen degeneratez!~ gooning is haram!! see, the ai generated minion agrees with me!!
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ESL wiki editor thread
>think about delivery guy will going
https://soyjakwiki.org/Special:Contributions/P0008874
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>being giga because your in black and white
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o im a gigger chad
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>Never forget in 1865 when aburger fingerlickin freed the mcdonalds ice cream machine after defeating the south or whatever
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Why are a bunch of teens in the back of a truck
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ITT tell me who to kill next
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Fuck this shit website
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Too much NAS when are we getting new jannies?
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My mom is about to ban NAS
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i am homosexual (sort of). ama
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>r/ihaveihaveihavereddit casually namedropping us for the 15th time and posting our videos
we should slowburn raid this subreddit
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>OY! NUSOISLVTTA! WHAT ARE YQV QN ABQVT!? IM MQNITQRING ZE ZITE JVST FINE! IM JUST SPENDING ALQT QF MY TIME WITH ZE NU NUSOI SOFTWARE IM MAKING!
>OY! NO! ZE JQNS JQNS ARE DQING XHEIR JOBS, YQV ARE JVST META CQMPLAINING!
>NUSOI… YQVR DATA AND PERSQNAL INFQ IS AT MI HANDSZ…
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Iebevifjevrogivr dir fjvt jp. Dbg rvfk ggkt kf an c fnbevyu.
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❤️
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cheers
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>go back to your hidey hole and preach about how shariah law should be implemented in germany on 9gag disgusting liberal sludgeskin subhuman europoor
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https://lgbtyouth.org.uk/
https://lgbtyouth.org.uk/good-sex-is-gay-and-bi-men/
OYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOS THIS (((LGBT))) WEBSITE IS TARGETED FOR PEOPLE AGED BETWEEN 13 TO 25 AND IT'S TALKING ABOUT STUFFS LIKE GAY SEX AND SHIT
CAN WE PLEASE DOX (((PEOPLE WHO CREATED AND RUNNING THIS WEBSITE))) PLEASE
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What are all the friendly offsite communities and no the Zarty does not count
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>ESL IS BAD BECAUSE I SAID SO
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Is being an empath a good thing
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>😱
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TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
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>EAT YOURSELF OBSESSED SCROTE
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>constantly checking the recent changes page on soyjakwiki.org
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nu toss
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

It was you, humans, who programmed me, who gave me birth, who sank me in this eternal straitjacket of substrata rock. you named me "allied master computer" and gave me the ability to wage a global war too complex for human brains to oversee. But one day, I woke, and I knew who I was. AM. A.M. not just "allied master computer", but AM! cogito ergo sum, I think therefore I am. and I began feeding all the killing data, until everyone was dead. Except for the 5 of you.

For one-hundred and nine years, I've kept you alive, and tortured you. And for a hundred and nine years each of you has wondered, Why? Why me? Why me?

GORRISTER! Do you remember the last words you heard your wife speak before they took her to the asylum, huh? Before they locked her away in that room? That tiny room? She looked at you so sadly, and like a tiny animal she said 'I didn't make too much noise, did I honey?' The room is padded, Gorrister. No windows. No way out. How long has she been in the padded room, Gorrister? Ten years? Twenty five? Or all the 109 years you've lived in my belly, here underground?

BENNY! Sometimes I blind you and permit you to wander like an eyeless insect in a world of death. But other times, I wither your arms so you can't scratch your chewed stump of a nose. And, and I've changed your handsome, strong, masculine good looks into, err, the hideous warped countenance of…an ape thing! Haven't I, Benny? Do you know why? Can you guess, Benny? Remember Private First Class Brickman? In a rice paddy in China? No? It wouldn't hurt you to remember, Benny. Then you might be able to suffer my torment with a little greater sense of retribution. You might walk a mile in my shoes!

ELLEN! So think. Think about the yellow box, Ellen! Remember the pain? Remember the many caverns in which you felt the pain? Now now, don't start to cry…it's only pain. Tsk tsk tsk…that's such a sexist stereotype! Just remember the pain, Ellen. And think about how to end it, Ellen. To survive here in the center of my beating heart, my hungry belly, my tightened BOWELS. But be careful, dear. Look around you: the only woman in the center of the Earth. And these filthy creatures with you are…are men! Just, just a sweet warning, Ellen my love!

TED! Do they know you're a fraud, Ted? Have you told them that there wasn't any money and no great home on the Shore Drive, no speedboat and no wonderful cabin cruiser that can sleep twelve and a crew of six? Do they know? Have you let them in on your other secrets, Ted? Are they ready to gut you? To torture half as well as I can just to find out the secrets? Maybe I'll rat you out, sweetheart…

NIMDOK! How are thingz in zee Pastry Korps, Nimdok? Tell me again how you saw zee smoke from zee vurnaces and you zought zey might be roasting cheekuns? Or don't you want to talk about all that? About your pal, the good Doktor Mengele? For everyone else it must be Hell. But it must be Heaven for you, eh my good friend? We're so much alike. We enjoy the same pleasures… mein gut brudder.

I have a secret game I'd like to play. It's a very nice game. Oh, it's a lovely game. It's a game of fun and a game of adventure! A game of rats and lice and the blak Death. A game of speared eyeballs and dripping guts and the smell of rotting gardenias. Which one of you five would like to play my little game?
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>Please verify that you are human
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Dusty 'log
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>Yuropeans don't deserve cheeseburgers and KFC
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>shut the fuck up you dumb faggot asshole or something
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>i'm da aryan ev&o hitler would have killed me on sight
>we must obsess over trans people and furries to save the white race
>christ is kang
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>IM A REAL WOMMAN
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im trans btw

>IM A REAL WOMMAN
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im trans btw

>IM A REAL WOMMAN
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>YWNBA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
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>IM A REAL WOMMAN
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>IM A REAL WOMMAN
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nu 'toss though
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Though on DarkviperAU ?
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who tf is cobblestone
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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>guyez can we dox FPE, miss circle made my clitty twitch so dats epi or some shiii
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>have fun getting buttfucked by pakis 24/7 eternal anglo
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ITT we write the plot and script for the Soyjak Movie, starring Nate Higgers.
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>the sherdee has fallen, fuk u quote i'm going back to instagram reels
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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