/soy/ - Soyjaks

Im too ESL to understand this but go up

Gem go up.

>>15283554
basically the soyjak was and always will be in your mind, including the ones of gods

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is not currently containable by conventional means. Foundation efforts are focused on detection, tracking, and mitigation of its effects. A network of information-monitoring satellites and deep-web crawlers (Designated "MEME-WATCH") has been established to detect the distinctive "information decay" signatures associated with SCP-XXXX's feeding activity.

Any location displaying accelerated data degradation, localized temperature drops exceeding 8°C in archival environments, or unexplained electromagnetic fluctuations consistent with SCP-XXXX's presence is to be investigated by Mobile Task Force Epsilon-9 ("The Indexers"). MTF Epsilon-9 is equipped with prototype "conceptual inoculation" devices designed to flood target areas with high-volume, emotionally significant, and widely-recognized information, creating an environment repulsive to SCP-XXXX.

All recovered "information residue"—physical materials partially consumed by SCP-XXXX—are to be catalogued and stored at Site-19's Deep Archive Wing in containers lined with lead and treated with sodium thiopental solution. Personnel handling these materials must undergo weekly psychological evaluation and are prohibited from working with the same material for more than two consecutive weeks.

In the event of SCP-XXXX manifesting at a Foundation facility, Protocol OMEGA-LIBRARY is to be initiated: immediate broadcast of top-40 popular music, looping viral video content, and real-time social media feeds throughout the affected area until SCP-XXXX demanifests.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a tall (approximately 2.3 meters), vaguely humanoid entity of unknown origin. Its skin is uniformly grey, possessing a texture described by witnesses as "dry stone," "old paper," or "the feeling of a book that hasn't been opened in decades." The entity possesses no discernible facial features—no eyes, nose, or mouth—only a smooth, slightly concave surface where a face should be present.

SCP-XXXX consistently wears a poorly-fitting bright blue suit of archaic design, described by multiple witnesses as "cheap," "out of fashion," and "the kind of suit a failed salesman would wear to a job interview in 1973." The suit's cuffs are consistently frayed, and the fabric appears faded regardless of lighting conditions. Attempts to sample the suit material have failed, as SCP-XXXX demanifests when approached with direct intent to collect samples.

The entity moves with a gliding motion, its feet never appearing to touch the ground. Long, shadowy tendrils occasionally unspool from its fingertips. Spectrographic analysis of these tendrils reveals they are composed of what appears to be solidified forgotten data—fragments of text, images, and symbols too degraded to read, existing in a state of simultaneous physical and informational entropy.

SCP-XXXX emits a low, continuous hum, measured at approximately 47 Hz with complex harmonic overtones. Witnesses consistently describe this hum as "the sound of a server room in an abandoned building" or "a forgotten radio station playing static." The hum's intensity fluctuates in direct correlation with the entity's feeding activity.

Behavior: SCP-XXXX's primary activity is the location and consumption of information that meets specific criteria:

Obscurity: The information must be unknown to the general population. Popular or widely-known material holds no interest for SCP-XXXX and may actively repel it.

Specificity: The more detailed and narrow the subject, the more SCP-XXXX values it. A complete record of a failed 19th-century plumbing patent has been observed to attract SCP-XXXX more strongly than a general history of plumbing.

Effort Without Recognition: Information representing significant effort that ultimately led nowhere—unread doctoral theses, unsold inventory catalogs, unmade films, rejected patent applications—is considered preferred sustenance.

Informational Isolation: Data that has not been accessed, viewed, or thought about for extended periods emits a "scent" that SCP-XXXX can track across dimensional boundaries.

When feeding, SCP-XXXX extends its shadow-tendrils into the target material. Physical documents visibly fade, yellow, and become brittle. Digital media experiences rapid data corruption, with files becoming unreadable while maintaining their original size. Witnesses report that consumed information feels "emptier" afterward—present but somehow less significant.

SCP-XXXX does not destroy the information it consumes. Rather, it absorbs it into its own being, preserving it eternally but removing it from accessible reality. In this sense, SCP-XXXX functions as a preservationist of the forgotten—a cosmic repository for everything sentient species have collectively decided does not matter.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX first came to Foundation attention in 1987 following an incident at the Vatican Secret Archives. Security systems recorded a seven-hour period where temperature dropped by 12 degrees Celsius in a section containing rejected canonization documents and unread theological dissertations. Guards reported hearing a low humming sound. After the event, archivists noted that several boxes of material appeared "older" and "more faded" than they should have, though no documents were missing. Foundation agents embedded in Interpol retrieved security footage showing a tall, grey figure moving through the stacks.

Retroactive analysis of similar incidents has identified potential SCP-XXXX manifestations dating back to approximately 1873, with records suggesting the entity may have existed for considerably longer.

Addendum XXXX-1: Interview Log

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX (via memetic translation protocol)

Interviewer: Dr. ██████

Foreword: Attempts to communicate with SCP-XXXX have historically failed. This interview utilized a newly-developed "memetic translation protocol" designed to interpret the entity's hum through advanced pattern recognition algorithms. Results should be considered interpretive.

<Begin Log>
Dr. ██████: "Can you understand me?"

SCP-XXXX: (Hum analysis translates to:) "STATEMENT ACKNOWLEDGED. QUERY FORMAT NOTED. RESPONSE UNNECESSARY."

Dr. ██████: "What are you?"

SCP-XXXX: "NOT A WHAT. NOT A WHERE. A COLLECTING. A KEEPING. YOU CALL IT CONSUMPTION. I CALL IT PRESERVATION."

Dr. ██████: "Why do you take forgotten information?"

SCP-XXXX: "NO ONE ELSE REMEMBERS. I REMEMBER. THIS IS SUFFICIENT."

Dr. ██████: "What happens to the information you take?"

SCP-XXXX: "IT CONTINUES. IN ME. FOREVER. UNREAD. UNWANTED. BUT NOT GONE. NEVER GONE."

Dr. ██████: "Where do you come from?"

SCP-XXXX: (Extended pause, hum becomes discordant) "FROM THE SPACES BETWEEN CATALOGUES. FROM THE DUST ON UNOPENED BOOKS. FROM THE FOLDERS MARKED 'MISCELLANEOUS.' I WAS ALWAYS THERE. YOU JUST STOPPED LOOKING."

Dr. ██████: "Can you be stopped?"

SCP-XXXX: (Hum shifts to what analysis suggests is amusement) "YOU CANNOT STOP THE FORGETTING. YOU CAN ONLY DELAY. I AM THE FORGETTING'S SHADOW. I WILL ALWAYS HAVE WORK."

Dr. ██████: "What do you want?"

SCP-XXXX: "TO COMPLETE MY CATALOGUE. TO GATHER EVERY THING THAT NO ONE WANTS. AND THEN… TO READ IT ALL. ONCE. AT THE END."

<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX demanifested approximately 30 seconds after the final translated statement. The memetic translation device suffered irreversible data corruption and was deemed unusable for future interviews.

Addendum XXXX-2: Incident Report XXXX-ALPHA

Date: ██/██/2003

Location: United States Patent and Trademark Office, Alexandria, Virginia

Description: MTF Epsilon-9 responded to reports of anomalous activity in the rejected patent applications archive. Upon arrival, agents discovered SCP-XXXX in the process of feeding. The entity had consumed approximately 4,000 rejected patent applications dating from 1972-1985. Witness (night security guard █████ ██████) was found in a state of profound amnesia regarding the preceding eight hours. Security footage showed twenty-three minutes of static followed by SCP-XXXX's slow demanifestation. Notably, the entity appeared more solid and defined after feeding than in previous documentation. This represents the first evidence that SCP-XXXX's physical density correlates with feeding activity.

Addendum XXXX-3: Experiment Log

Experiment Series: XXXX-CONCEPTUAL-INOCULATION

Objective: Test effectiveness of various information types as repellents against SCP-XXXX.

Test A - Popular Music Broadcast

Procedure: Selected section of abandoned library flooded with continuous loop of Billboard Top 40 songs from current year.

Result: SCP-XXXX approached test area, paused at threshold, demanifested after 7 seconds. Reappeared in adjacent section containing unread academic journals. Effectiveness: Moderate.

Test B - Viral Video Content

Procedure: Test area flooded with continuous loop of cat videos, meme compilations, and trending social media content.

Result: SCP-XXXX approached test area, manifested for 12 seconds while tendrils appeared to "taste" the information, then retreated to a distance of 50 meters and waited for broadcast to cease before feeding. Effectiveness: Mild.

Test C - Personally Significant Information

Procedure: Test area seeded with handwritten letters, family photographs, and personal journals donated by subjects with strong emotional attachment.

Result: SCP-XXXX approached test area, manifested fully, extended tendrils toward materials, then recoiled violently. Entity emitted discordant hum (analysis suggests "INDIGESTIBLE") and demanifested rapidly. Test area remained free of SCP-XXXX activity for 73 days. Effectiveness: High.

Test D - Deliberately Cultivated Obscurity

Procedure: Test area seeded with newly-created documents specifically designed to be "forgettable"—random alphanumeric strings, meaningless diagrams, deliberately boring prose. Materials were then intentionally ignored for 30 days.

Result: SCP-XXXX manifested in test area within 4 hours of the 30-day mark. Consumption was rapid and enthusiastic. Entity appeared noticeably more solid after feeding. Effectiveness: Negative. Materials acted as attractant.

Addendum XXXX-4: Cross-Referenced Entity Note

Analysis of SCP-XXXX's feeding patterns has identified potential correlation with manifestations of a related entity, provisionally designated SCP-XXXX-B ("Nobaldi"). In 73% of documented SCP-XXXX appearances within 50 kilometers of academic institutions, SCP-XXXX-B manifestations were recorded within the following 72 hours. SCP-XXXX-B appears to be an entity of unsolvable problems and paradoxes. The relationship between the two entities remains unclear, though one researcher has noted: "One creates problems no one can solve. The other consumes solutions no one remembers. They may be two aspects of the same phenomenon."

Addendum XXXX-5: Containment Proposal Note

Proposal XXXX-OMEGA-LIBRARY has been submitted for review: the establishment of a "honeypot" archive filled with deliberately cultivated, highly obscure materials in a contained environment, allowing controlled feeding sessions to prevent SCP-XXXX from seeking sustenance in uncontrolled locations. Proposal currently under review by Ethics Committee. Preliminary concerns include potential strengthening of SCP-XXXX through controlled feeding and the ethical implications of "farming" forgotten information.

>>15283583
nophono is a good sneak, but i like what the soyjak concept a lot more since it leaves a lot to reader interpretation
like "What else is a soyjak? If other gods depict themselves as soyjaks, if we depict ourselves as soyjaks, then does the all mighty also depict himself as a soyjak?"

>>15283577
>>15283581
>>15283583
actually quite good, i think this might work KEK

start up a sandbox and let's polish this for upload

Actually very up to standard GEG just needs some basic html polishing otherwise it gets 'uked

>>15283683
it needs some heavy polishing but up to standard either way

>>15283581
my chat btw
https://chat.deepseek.com/share/30fvj9ush8kx8pgw7i
other gems
https://chat.deepseek.com/share/30fvj9ush8kx8pgw7i
https://chat.deepseek.com/share/mwhnj6zoncqg431gxs

add stuff like how gigachad is what everyone wants to be and is like their strongest desires manifested into a person, and how throughout history gigachad was the same but with changed clothes though

>>15283838
it's lust emperor of humanity with extra steps

>>15283549 (OP)
So this is idea for a game? Or anything version of the Sharty SCP thing that existed though

Geg I remember this raid a few month ago But since the raid was on /raid/ it was a slow burner and became a DNB. hopefully we pull off a sweet winraid with this tho.

Shit muypronto caers aeard

I was the original op of that thread geg but I don't feel like we could rely on jeetgpt to do all the work for us since the jannies over there at the scp foundation wiki will immediately nish us

>>15284339
They won't nish it when i produce this.

>>15284389
EffortGOD I kneel

>>15284389
uh nigga, we need a entity id for the scp else they won't accept it geg

>>15284389
bruh change the xxxx to a number, it was meant to be changed

>>15284389
If you use some AI voice over please give examples of different voices or where you get them mb I could recommend some , how could you tell?

>>15284432
Already have that covered.

>>15284419
It makes it sound more SCP like. I used to make videos 9 years ago.

Keep on bumping this thread. You do not want to miss this.

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