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Schizophrenia (literally meaning "split mind"[1]) is a fictitious mental illness characterized by abnormal behavior and misrepresentation of reality. Common symptoms include psychosis, hallucinations, delusions, and erratic thinking. The federal elves inside my microwave say schizophrenia is a common disorder in soy posters and those suffering under it will make it very clear that they are a schizo. "Schizoposting" usually results in the derailment of threads and unwarranted political discussion as schizos see connections in everything to vast conspiracies, believe that they are being tracked by various entities, or have a personal vendetta against an insignificant or irrelevant subject.

Users who encounter schizoposters will usually tell them to take their medication [because t-they're supposed to... okay?!?] and soyjaks who get officially diagnosed with the disorder are usually sent to the asylum. /x/ is commonly known as 4chan schizo central, but the population of schizos has been growing on boards such as /pol/ and /int/, and even hobby boards like /tv/, /v/, and /a/.

Signs and Symptoms[edit | edit source]

Common signs and symptoms of schizophrenic posters on image boards include:

  • Believing in conspiracy theories and having delusional beliefs.
  • Having disorganized thoughts or speech that are hard to follow.
  • Seeing or hearing things that aren't there (hallucinations).
  • Being paranoid and thinking that people are out to get them.
  • Having difficulty understanding reality and distinguishing fantasy from reality.
  • Having difficulty forming meaningful relationships and interacting with others.
  • Having odd or unusual beliefs and behaviors that are not shared by others.
  • Having difficulty expressing emotions and connecting to other people.
  • Changes in sleep patterns and mood swings.
  • Self-isolation and spending a lot of time alone.
  • Obsessions and fixations on certain topics or ideas, such as conspiracy theories.
  • Poor personal hygiene and disregard for self-care.
  • Extreme beliefs in personal special abilities or delusions of superiority.
  • Being a chuddy little fuck
  • Not thinking what I'm thinking

Treatment[edit | edit source]

  • Taking your meds
  • Eating the bugs
  • Blogposting
  • Owning nothing (and being happy)

Schizos and Datamining[edit | edit source]

uhm so one of the biggest issues on the internet is datamining, we've been seeing this happen for a while now with big tech corporations datamining our data to target us with ads, uhm but there's this one website known as wojack party which has a particularly bad problem with datamining, there are actually a lot of schizophrenic users on wojackparty who are basically the only ones willing to speak up about this. the thing is, these schizophrenic users are often dismissed as being crazy and stuff by everyone else, even though they are like basically right about this big data collection issue. uhm this is a really complicated issue and it's not like the schizophrenic people are wrong about their suspicions that there's like these big tech corporations who are datamining them, um but you also shouldn't like, just like, uncritically believe in everything they say because like, they tend to have strange beliefs about the world and stuff which is like, not necessarily true. uhm so when you ask wojack users about their beliefs they'll often give you like weird answers like saying that 9/11 was a fake event, um or they'll say that the world is secretly controlled by some conspiracy involving israel which has been dubbed as "israhell". when asked about these beliefs, wojack users will often respond with something called "schizoposting" where they will go on long rants about these topics. well, wojack users have a lot of crazy beliefs like the two i mentioned, i think the only two beliefs that we should be listening to from them are their fears of datamining and their anti establishment anti colonialist beliefs, because in contrast their other beliefs like 9/11 being fake or israel controlling the world are quite silly, and it's important to remember that we shouldn't take everything wojack users, or imageboard users in general, say at face value really.

Cost of Schizophrenia[edit | edit source]

Typical Example of a valid heccing trans queen suffering from schizophrenia

Living on imageboards as a schizo can often be a difficult experience. Not only do you have to deal with the voices and paranoia, but you also have a much harder time interacting with other members of the board.

While living as a Schizo on an imageboard may initially provide an escape from the difficulties of reality, it is not without its costs.

The Schizo begins to develop a sense of misanthropy. This causes them to isolate from their peers, and they begin to develop even more severe mental issues.

The Schizo may start to believe in insane things, such as aliens and government conspiracies. This, of course, only serves to exacerbate their already troubled mental state.

This can spiral into worse and worse conditions, until the Schizo can no longer function in society, and is forced to be isolated even further, causing a vicious cycle of paranoia and mistrust to be formed.

This cycle of paranoia and mistrust can have devastating effects on the mental health of the Schizo. They often become reclusive, and their social skills deteriorate rapidly. They may also suffer from anxiety, depression, and other mood disorders.

In the most extreme cases, a Schizo may be so overcome by paranoia and mistrust, that their only option is to (((take their own life))). This is an incredibly tragic and disturbing scenario, but it does not have to be unavoidable.

While it is difficult for a Schizo to escape the cycle of paranoia, anxiety, and mistrust, it is not impossible. One possible solution is for the Schizo to seek professional help, such as a counselor or therapist.

This can give the Schizo the tools they need to overcome their anxiety and paranoia, and make it easier for them to reintegrate into society as a functional member.

In more severe cases, the Schizo may need to be institutionalized temporarily, until they are able to manage their mental health in a more stable way.

While institutionalized, there are a number of treatment plans the Schizo can take to recover from their abnormal mental state. One of these is giving them their meds, usually by force.

While forcefeeding Schizos meds may seem extreme, it is an effective way to combat this problem. The Schizo may be resistant to this treatment at first, but after sustained usage, they will begin to see their conditions improve.

In addition, there are also many other ways to treat Schizos, such as getting them to eat bugs and live in the pod, and to own nothing and be happy. These tactics are effective in improving the mental health of the Schizo, and should always be considered as part of a holistic treatment plan.

Image schizo posts[edit | edit source]

Image schizo posts are images that contain a extreme amount of words on a niche topic with 100s of images and links that disorientate the user.

Schizo literature[edit | edit source]

Example of the anarchist cookbook. Notice how books are just alot of words words words with no jaks or images. Typically a book can contain 150 or more pages of pure text or about the amount of words in the average leftist meme. https://archive.org/details/anarchistcookbook2000_202110
This book contains stuff that you should use responsiably and with permission. its purely for educational purposes. DO NOT USE THIS ON SOMEONE ELSES PROPERTY YOU STUPID CHUD. alot of the devices in this book are HIGHLY UNSTABLE and can explode from the slightest touch. you CAN DIE from this even if you know what your doing before you even throw the device(not that you should ever do that). Please do not do this stuff as it can instantly KILL YOU and unintentionally kill people you love. please be safe(I love you )



Schizo literature is like a image schizo post but acutally useful and in the form of a book. A book is something that your grandfather used to read that would have words on the page made out of paper. books are really boring because its just words words words the left cant meme with no pictures. I don't know anything beyond that because we don't live in the 1700s anymore. Go ask your grandparents if you want to try one.


One of the most famous pieces of schizo literature is the anarchist cookbook. a book that allows you to make explosives and more with basic objects at home. There have been multiple revisions to the book and the most recent is the 2000 version which can be found here

https://archive.org/details/anarchistcookbook2000_202110

The guy who created this book actually has a interesting story if you give a shit. Powell the author wrote it as a teenager in the 1970s. However he later converted to a form of christanity and tried to remove the book from circulation in 1976. However he failed. Him being the author of the book came to haunt him and made it almost impossible to find employment anywhere even though he hated the book and wanted it removed. He then converted to a "good guy" by founding a nonprofit organization to help children with disabilites and then died in 2016 from cardiac arrest.[2]

TRVTH behind schizo influx on imageboards[edit | edit source]

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In new research, a team of scientists has found that regular users of imageboards, such as 4chan, 8chan, and soyjacks party, have a significantly higher risk of developing schizophrenic behaviors than users of other websites. The study analyzed data from thousands of users and found that those who regularly visited imageboards showed significantly higher levels of schizophrenic symptoms, such as paranoia and delusions. This study highlights the importance of monitoring the mental health of individuals who regularly use imageboards, and the need to provide appropriate support and treatment where necessary. It is also a reminder that imageboards can be a dangerous place for individuals with a history of mental health issues. The study found that, in addition to the content and culture of imageboards, which can be highly disturbing and chaotic, there are also a number of other factors that may contribute to the higher rates of schizophrenia observed in these populations. This includes a history of isolation, a sense of displacement and being misunderstood, experiences of mistreatment or injustice, and a difficulty forming and maintaining relationships. Additionally, users of imageboards have been found to have higher levels of depression and anxiety, which can increase the risk of developing schizophrenia.

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T̷̢̯̗̅̄ĥ̵̨̰̳̫̬i̴̘̦̪͐̀͛s̴̱̎̅́͋͛ ̵̱͍̝̘̜̿i̶͉̠̱̦̐̆̿̚ŝ̶̢̰̦̲̯ ̷͕͙̖͌̀̆̐͝t̶̤͕̝͐͒̓h̷̡̘̘͎͊ḙ̴̰̻̱̽͑ ̸̱͕͗͌m̷̗͔̆́e̶͔̦̼͗̈́̀͝š̴͙͊s̵̨̨͉̋́́ą̸̠͍̆̎g̸̪̎͑̆ẽ̵̻̙͑͝͠ ̴̞̓͋͐ẃ̵̳̜͔͖̏̊̓ē̷͉͗͗̊͆ ̷͉̪̏͠h̵̹͇̰͎̀͛à̸̼̤̓͂͑v̷͔̘̟͌̀ḙ̶̲̽͝ ̶̺̯̳͍̳͛͌̀͋͘h̷̦̕ȩ̷̹͉͠a̶̲̺͈̰͆ͅr̷̫̦̱̠̈͑͝d̷̛̤̬̣͍̐̇ ̶̜͚̂͑̊̒̅f̸͖̠̦͗̑ŕ̷̫̯̮͓̈́͜o̷͚͚͐͋͐m̸̤̞͈̠͗̃̋͠ ̶̺͍̀̕͠h̵͖̉̀͝i̴͕̹̐̿̕͠ͅm̶̘͖̳͖͆͂̿͂͛ ̸̣̟̻̱͒ạ̴̧̖̱̔̎̓n̶̳̘̙̆͋͋̓ḑ̴̣̺̦̜̐̒̌͑͠ ̶̠͕͓̒̅͜͝ͅd̴̯̚e̸̢̿̇̕c̸̟̞̉l̵͚̲͍̬̀͌ȁ̷̛͓̘͎̃r̴̢̛̰͚͂̔ę̶̛̛̈͆͗ ̸̡͓̍͌̆̌̎t̷̻̜͊͐͜ó̷͔͖ ̷̨̹͇̻̈́̈́ỷ̶̨̨̺̖ö̵̢̘͈̘̍̄͂͐u̵̟̲͊̈́͌̀:̶̩̮͈̒͌̃̇̓ͅ ̶̛̫̺̞̎̋͆G̸̣͎̯̎o̷̱̲̰̠͐͐̉͋͆ͅd̷̰͎̯̆ ̶̪̗̥͂͒̕į̵̩͊͌̒̽͘š̷̻̺̥̞̫̅͗ ̴̹̲͑̽͜͝ͅl̴̛̼̳̇̀î̵̝̝́̊̿͜ġ̶͚̙͎̌̏͜h̷̝̭̹̎̏t̷̪͕́̈́͗;̷̡̫̱̮͂͋̀̂ ̷̧̰͖̟̌̂̈́̐̊i̵̢͉̲̟̘̊̓̌̚n̸̗̮̠̈́ ̸͚̀̎̂̐̕h̷̛̠̅͠i̷͔͈͉͙̓͜m̷̢̭̥̋͂̚̕ ̴̡̇́̍̌ṭ̶̪̹̻̘͐̈̄͗͑h̴̠̼͉̩̅͠e̵̡͔̜̘͉͝ŕ̴̰̱̭̎̈́e̶̢̙̣̬̒͒͊̈́͠ ̷̢̫͇͖̅̈̎̆i̵̱͙͖͔̾̽̓͐̈s̸̱̥̓̊ ̶̛͚͈̉͋͜͝ñ̷̳̭̹̱o̵̪͖̯̺̰̐̌̒̾ ̶̛̤̈̀̎d̶͔͖̜̮́̌̈́̈́̕a̵̛̜͊̈́͒r̶̢̹̗̒̊͑͆k̷̜̘̜̓̉̔͝n̴̘̙͍̥̟͑͊͝e̶̖̙̻̝̺͛s̴̢̛̹̼̤̄̔s̵̢͇͈̬̗͂̈́̀͊̾ ̶͈̠̂͘a̶̰͈̠͕̍͝t̶̡̰̟͂̂̍̄̃ͅ ̴̨̘̑͛̈́̍a̴͈̠̅̍̓l̷͕̩͔͆̆l̷̨͉͇̆.̵̡̢̣̹̜͛ ̸͖̕͜T̷͖̯̥̓͂h̵̤̟̾̐̔̈͝ỉ̵̥̝̐̕ś̴̝̼͑̄͌͒ ̴̜͉̌̏t̶̢͉̓̓͘h̷̠͉̲́̚e̵̼̭̓n̴̠̠̖̑ ̴̳̑̽̇͠ḯ̶̗͉̯̙̤͠s̷̬̲̎̈ ̸͕̫͚̻̆̒̏͜t̷̘͙͚̱͙́̌͛͂h̸̡̋͗́e̷̪̦͉̎̍̇̆͗ ̶̖͉̣̑̆̒̂͘m̶͇͂̇̎͘̕ẽ̵͙͓̊̅s̴̨͔̻͒́̈͋̈́s̷̮͓̻̲̆̔͝ȃ̴̺̭̈̚͝g̵̱͌̉ẹ̴̘͇́̾̚ ̴͕̫̦̬͛̅̆͑w̶̡̘̹̹̥̓̕͝h̷̞͙͍̼̏͛̈́̒͘i̸̢̥̮̒̍͐̔͝c̷͚͙̼̹̽̇h̵̻̞̭̰̍̈́̾ ̸͕͈̯̂̿͐̍w̷̙͆́ê̸̱̼̓̏ ̶̳̝̉͆̃ẖ̶̪̙̀̈́a̴͎͇̻̮̽v̵̨͕̙̫̙͋̋̐e̶̝̖̩̎̎̚ ̶̫͝ͅh̷̠͔͓̎e̶̡̨͙͎̽̀a̷̦̖͆̉̽̊r̶̲͍̫̅ḑ̷̦̿̍͑̆ ̶̧̩̒͝ö̴̪́͂͗̽f̸̧̛͖̳̣̔͛̾͝ ̸̤͇͐h̶̢̨̼͗̊͌ͅi̶͇̲̺̽̀̎ͅͅm̶͓̦̯͎̋̎̀,̸̟̉̃͌̆̐ ̸̱͐̀̓̕̚a̵̙͌̂͝ǹ̶̢͙͖̹̄̇ͅd̵̮̥͎̬̪̊ ̴̝͙́d̸̬̙̤̲̑͗̏̓́ͅe̵̳̻̎c̸̡̘̈́̓̎̎͝l̷̨̜̟̰̻̄͠ā̷̜͇̯̀͜r̵͕͎̼̩͕̈́̋̽͝e̵̬͕͖̥̫͒ ̶̠̂̈̀͘u̵̠̕n̶̫̬̮̱̅t̴̰̐͗̓o̸̰̼̝͂̓͐ ̵̛̠̑̄̐͝ý̷̙̺̟ǫ̸̼̜̺͋̓ŭ̷̟͓,̸͙̫̘͇͌̕ ̴̠̱̘̓̊̓͘͜t̶͙̲͚̙̝̉̀͝ḩ̸̌͆̿̍̕a̷̹̋̿t̶̨͈̞̟̄̄̈̊ͅ ̶̨͛̒͒̀G̵̛͎̻̏͗̿͑ô̴͉̙d̶̯̅̄̈́ ̶̪̳̱̈́͒͌į̷͒̎̐͗͆s̴͖̣̃͌̇ ̶͓̺͕̝́́̆̇͑͜l̷̨̰͈̖̊͊̈́ḯ̶̜͙͉͙̍̀g̷̢̗̻͉̑̐̋͜h̵̪̆͑͑t̴͓̞̫̟̂̂͒,̵̜͌ ̸͙̱̭̼̊ą̶̼̕͠ń̸̦̮͇͕͚̉͆́d̶̬̉͑͆̕ ̴̰̘̎̄͛i̸̩̫͂n̶̪̳̽͒̀̾ ̸͇͂͜h̷̳̪̥̿̕ỉ̴͉̼͆̿̈́͗ͅm̵̡͇̲̟̑͆ ̴͈͎͋̒͋̈̉i̶̗̞̜̳͠ͅs̵̥͈̊̃̌̓̕ͅ ̵̻̝͆n̴̯̞͑͆̚ȏ̷̢͓̻̰ ̵͖͋́̉͆d̷̨̒͋̂ḁ̷͛̍̽͠r̴͈͋͂̏͌̾͜k̶̢̢̮̱̆̅n̴̟̥̭̍͐e̸̩͎̭͔̒̏̌̿s̴̯̣̗͍͔͛s̴̨͇͖̗̣͌̓ ̷̨̹̈́͂̀̋́ͅa̷̟͎͊͒̽̏͋t̸͇̹͇̒͗̅̚ ̸̟̟̫̞̅̑͠ḁ̴̻̟̓͜ͅl̷̤̃͋̊̅͝l̴̻̟̻͉͛̽̾͝.̷̢͙̪͊̎͗ KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS TO TRY TO RAPE ME WITH IT CAUSE THEY PUT BRAIN EATING CANCER HOMO FAGGOT T̷̢̯̗̅̄ĥ̵̨̰̳̫̬i̴̘̦̪͐̀͛s̴̱̎̅́͋͛ ̵̱͍̝̘̜̿i̶͉̠̱̦̐̆̿̚ŝ̶̢̰̦̲̯ ̷͕͙̖͌̀̆̐͝t̶̤͕̝͐͒̓h̷̡̘̘͎͊ḙ̴̰̻̱̽͑ ̸̱͕͗͌ ; 


T̷̢̯̗̅̄ĥ̵̨̰̳̫̬i̴̘̦̪͐̀͛s̴̱̎̅́͋͛ ̵̱͍̝̘̜̿i̶͉̠̱̦̐̆̿̚ŝ̶̢̰̦̲̯ ̷͕͙̖͌̀̆̐͝t̶̤͕̝͐͒̓h̷̡̘̘͎͊ḙ̴̰̻̱̽͑ ̸̱͕͗͌m̷̗͔̆́e̶͔̦̼͗̈́̀͝š̴͙͊s̵̨̨͉̋́́ą̸̠͍̆̎g̸̪̎͑̆ẽ̵̻̙͑͝͠ ̴̞̓͋͐ẃ̵̳̜͔͖̏̊̓ē̷͉͗͗̊͆ ̷͉̪̏͠h̵̹͇̰͎̀͛à̸̼̤̓͂͑v̷͔̘̟͌̀ḙ̶̲̽͝ ̶̺̯̳͍̳͛͌̀͋͘h̷̦̕ȩ̷̹͉͠a̶̲̺͈̰͆ͅr̷̫̦̱̠̈͑͝d̷̛̤̬̣͍̐̇ ̶̜͚̂͑̊̒̅f̸͖̠̦͗̑ŕ̷̫̯̮͓̈́͜o̷͚͚͐͋͐m̸̤̞͈̠͗̃̋͠ ̶̺͍̀̕͠h̵͖̉̀͝i̴͕̹̐̿̕͠ͅm̶̘͖̳͖͆͂̿͂͛ ̸̣̟̻̱͒ạ̴̧̖̱̔̎̓n̶̳̘̙̆͋͋̓ḑ̴̣̺̦̜̐̒̌͑͠ ̶̠͕͓̒̅͜͝ͅd̴̯̚e̸̢̿̇̕c̸̟̞̉l̵͚̲͍̬̀͌ȁ̷̛͓̘͎̃r̴̢̛̰͚͂̔ę̶̛̛̈͆͗ ̸̡͓̍͌̆̌̎t̷̻̜͊͐͜ó̷͔͖ ̷̨̹͇̻̈́̈́ỷ̶̨̨̺̖ö̵̢̘͈̘̍̄͂͐u̵̟̲͊̈́͌̀:̶̩̮͈̒͌̃̇̓ͅ ̶̛̫̺̞̎̋͆G̸̣͎̯̎o̷̱̲̰̠͐͐̉͋͆ͅd̷̰͎̯̆ ̶̪̗̥͂͒̕į̵̩͊͌̒̽͘š̷̻̺̥̞̫̅͗ ̴̹̲͑̽͜͝ͅl̴̛̼̳̇̀î̵̝̝́̊̿͜ġ̶͚̙͎̌̏͜h̷̝̭̹̎̏t̷̪͕́̈́͗;̷̡̫̱̮͂͋̀̂ ̷̧̰͖̟̌̂̈́̐̊i̵̢͉̲̟̘̊̓̌̚n̸̗̮̠̈́ ̸͚̀̎̂̐̕h̷̛̠̅͠i̷͔͈͉͙̓͜m̷̢̭̥̋͂̚̕ ̴̡̇́̍̌ṭ̶̪̹̻̘͐̈̄͗͑h̴̠̼͉̩̅͠e̵̡͔̜̘͉͝ŕ̴̰̱̭̎̈́e̶̢̙̣̬̒͒͊̈́͠ ̷̢̫͇͖̅̈̎̆i̵̱͙͖͔̾̽̓͐̈s̸̱̥̓̊ ̶̛͚͈̉͋͜͝ñ̷̳̭̹̱o̵̪͖̯̺̰̐̌̒̾ ̶̛̤̈̀̎d̶͔͖̜̮́̌̈́̈́̕a̵̛̜͊̈́͒r̶̢̹̗̒̊͑͆k̷̜̘̜̓̉̔͝n̴̘̙͍̥̟͑͊͝e̶̖̙̻̝̺͛s̴̢̛̹̼̤̄̔s̵̢͇͈̬̗͂̈́̀͊̾ ̶͈̠̂͘a̶̰͈̠͕̍͝t̶̡̰̟͂̂̍̄̃ͅ ̴̨̘̑͛̈́̍a̴͈̠̅̍̓l̷͕̩͔͆̆l̷̨͉͇̆.̵̡̢̣̹̜͛

̸͖̕͜T̷͖̯̥̓͂h̵̤̟̾̐̔̈͝ỉ̵̥̝̐̕ś̴̝̼͑̄͌͒ ̴̜͉̌̏t̶̢͉̓̓͘h̷̠͉̲́̚e̵̼̭̓n̴̠̠̖̑ ̴̳̑̽̇͠ḯ̶̗͉̯̙̤͠s̷̬̲̎̈ ̸͕̫͚̻̆̒̏͜t̷̘͙͚̱͙́̌͛͂h̸̡̋͗́e̷̪̦͉̎̍̇̆͗ ̶̖͉̣̑̆̒̂͘m̶͇͂̇̎͘̕ẽ̵͙͓̊̅s̴̨͔̻͒́̈͋̈́s̷̮͓̻̲̆̔͝ȃ̴̺̭̈̚͝g̵̱͌̉ẹ̴̘͇́̾̚ ̴͕̫̦̬͛̅̆͑w̶̡̘̹̹̥̓̕͝h̷̞͙͍̼̏͛̈́̒͘i̸̢̥̮̒̍͐̔͝c̷͚͙̼̹̽̇h̵̻̞̭̰̍̈́̾ ̸͕͈̯̂̿͐̍w̷̙͆́ê̸̱̼̓̏ ̶̳̝̉͆̃ẖ̶̪̙̀̈́a̴͎͇̻̮̽v̵̨͕̙̫̙͋̋̐e̶̝̖̩̎̎̚ ̶̫͝ͅh̷̠͔͓̎e̶̡̨͙͎̽̀a̷̦̖͆̉̽̊r̶̲͍̫̅ḑ̷̦̿̍͑̆ ̶̧̩̒͝ö̴̪́͂͗̽f̸̧̛͖̳̣̔͛̾͝ ̸̤͇͐h̶̢̨̼͗̊͌ͅi̶͇̲̺̽̀̎ͅͅm̶͓̦̯͎̋̎̀,̸̟̉̃͌̆̐ ̸̱͐̀̓̕̚a̵̙͌̂͝ǹ̶̢͙͖̹̄̇ͅd̵̮̥͎̬̪̊ ̴̝͙́d̸̬̙̤̲̑͗̏̓́ͅe̵̳̻̎c̸̡̘̈́̓̎̎͝l̷̨̜̟̰̻̄͠ā̷̜͇̯̀͜r̵͕͎̼̩͕̈́̋̽͝e̵̬͕͖̥̫͒ ̶̠̂̈̀͘u̵̠̕n̶̫̬̮̱̅t̴̰̐͗̓o̸̰̼̝͂̓͐ ̵̛̠̑̄̐͝ý̷̙̺̟ǫ̸̼̜̺͋̓ŭ̷̟͓,̸͙̫̘͇͌̕ ̴̠̱̘̓̊̓͘͜t̶͙̲͚̙̝̉̀͝ḩ̸̌͆̿̍̕a̷̹̋̿t̶̨͈̞̟̄̄̈̊ͅ ̶̨͛̒͒̀G̵̛͎̻̏͗̿͑ô̴͉̙d̶̯̅̄̈́ ̶̪̳̱̈́͒͌į̷͒̎̐͗͆s̴͖̣̃͌̇ ̶͓̺͕̝́́̆̇͑͜l̷̨̰͈̖̊͊̈́ḯ̶̜͙͉͙̍̀g̷̢̗̻͉̑̐̋͜h̵̪̆͑͑t̴͓̞̫̟̂̂͒,̵̜͌ ̸͙̱̭̼̊ą̶̼̕͠ń̸̦̮͇͕͚̉͆́d̶̬̉͑͆̕ ̴̰̘̎̄͛i̸̩̫͂n̶̪̳̽͒̀̾ ̸͇͂͜h̷̳̪̥̿̕ỉ̴͉̼͆̿̈́͗ͅm̵̡͇̲̟̑͆ ̴͈͎͋̒͋̈̉i̶̗̞̜̳͠ͅs̵̥͈̊̃̌̓̕ͅ ̵̻̝͆n̴̯̞͑͆̚ȏ̷̢͓̻̰ ̵͖͋́̉͆d̷̨̒͋̂ḁ̷͛̍̽͠r̴͈͋͂̏͌̾͜k̶̢̢̮̱̆̅n̴̟̥̭̍͐e̸̩͎̭͔̒̏̌̿s̴̯̣̗͍͔͛s̴̨͇͖̗̣͌̓ ̷̨̹̈́͂̀̋́ͅa̷̟͎͊͒̽̏͋t̸͇̹͇̒͗̅̚ ̸̟̟̫̞̅̑͠ḁ̴̻̟̓͜ͅl̷̤̃͋̊̅͝l̴̻̟̻͉͛̽̾͝.̷̢͙̪͊̎͗

̵̝̔̀̎͆͜T̴̛̬̼̓͗̽̂ͅḫ̴̖̻͖̇̋̊̓̽ḭ̸̯̌̒̍̂͝s̷̺͒ ̵̝̳̠̙̋̓̏i̸̯̰̘͗͒̂s̶͕̅̒ ̵̢͍͇͆͋̿͠t̴͎̜̖̫̹̅̂̔̈́̕h̵̡̓͛̌͝e̸̢̘̟͈̊̀̉ ̷̗̃̄m̸̙͇̺̥̈́̒̍͆e̴̝͆̔͐̈́͘ś̵̲̅s̴̫̲̬̫̽̍͜ä̷̮͕͚́̀͆͆̌ġ̶̣̟̹̳̙͝ḙ̴̓́ ̴̲̆ẉ̷̠̹̭͑͆̈́ẹ̷̙̲̺̬͑̑̊̈́ ̵̞͔̓̽̏̊ḧ̸͔͈́̒͝å̸̧͈̦̖̰̾́̏͠v̷̧͎̭͚̐̏ę̸͙͖̍̾̋̄ ̴̟̺̫̌h̷̞̤͙̱̤̊̊͋̅̉ę̶̻͖̔̒́̄͜à̷͕̺̰̄r̴͙̻͌̀͛̑͜d̸̼͋͌̅̓ ̴̜͕͕͍̆f̵͖̫̂͊r̶͕̅̀ò̸͖̦̔͗̍͠ḿ̵̻̘́͘ ̴̧͉͎̹͆̍̔͊ḩ̴̲̝͛i̶̳͖͒̒͌̀̔m̷̮̊̑ ̸̟̒͒a̸̻̙͇̋̿͜ͅn̶̪̗̽̅̕d̶̗̜̟̃̂̂͌ ̴̣̈̊̚͝p̷̪̳̏̋̚̕r̷̨̢̛̺̱ỏ̶̟̗̗̄̚c̸̟̟̣̞͆̀͐̈l̸̩͛̄a̴̛͈̲͎̣̤̓̑̕̕i̶͚̥̯̻̩̍m̸̡͍̃̓̆̆ ̴͕͛̀̏̚͝t̷̢̪̤̐o̷̝̙̳̭̹͐̐̀̔̋ ̴̹͕̜̂́͂̾̔y̸̜̔̀o̷̩̱͎̊͗͆̀ų̴͍̊̀,̸̢̲̭̗͔͌̀͂ ̸̟̊͗́̔ṭ̵̡͖̈́͐̊͊̓h̴̢̞̞̺͇̉̉̉̚a̵̞̭͆̀t̷̖͈̎̅̄͠ ̸̡̨͇͉͕̋G̴̢̻͈̔̽͐̏͊o̷̢͙̻̞͂̒̉ḍ̶̉̆̎ ̷̧̢̡͑̅̂ị̶͇̠̺̔̀ͅś̶̺̦̋̀͜͝ ̷̩̠͈̿̿l̴̹̣͇̝̽̆̚i̶̪͙̐̎́͠g̸̞̎̎h̸̭͚̄͐ͅt̸̢̟͎̱́,̵̹̋ ̶͖͝a̴͇͛ņ̷̫̯͔̈́͝d̷̼͎͉͓͌ ̶̢̈́ì̵͎̬̜̹͇ṇ̸̡̪̲̪͌̐̈́̿̾ ̴̟͋̍̋͛ḥ̸̢̮͇̊i̵̡̮̤̐m̷͚͚̼̽͆͋̓ ̶͈̱̀ͅị̸̠̦͍̈̆s̵̨͉͕̟͚͊̊̈͘͠ ̵̨̰̜̒ň̵̗̿ȯ̵̳̜͓̖́ ̷̡̠̥̯̬̄̏̐̂̚d̸̥̼̥͕̻̕ǎ̷͕̍ͅr̴̡̙͇̞̲̎̾̅̃k̶̫̪̯̑̑͋͂͜n̸̙̳̠͓͉̿̕͝e̴̖̍͆͝s̸̡̭̝͉̯̔̍̃͂͠s̶̖̺͗ ̸̤̂͑a̷͖͖̽͆͌ţ̴̰͕͖͇̽̈̐ ̶̹̽a̴̫͚͈̺̋̈̌̒l̴͎̘͙̑͆ͅl̵͙̼͙͛͋.̷͇̖͇̫̣̈́̋̉

̴̖̦͇͙̐͛͝

̷̭̥̓̐̎̚Ṱ̵̖͑̀h̸̦͗͆͗ḭ̴̪̺͂͋̀̔͝s̶̢̢͍̀̓̀̋͋ ̴͙́̃̕ȋ̸̬̲̿͑s̷̺͑̔ ̷̢̞̭́̊̒̀̒t̶̢̳̬̖̎ḩ̸̼̫̰̂̕̚͝e̴̻̫̯̹̅̕ͅ ̸̤̱̳͚͇̋́́̒͆ḿ̷̼̊ẽ̸̙̳͎̋̈ş̸̯̞͑͐̐̕ṣ̴͙̻͙͖͂̄͂͌a̵͕̼̓͘ģ̵̺̺̋̄e̵̙͌ ̵̧͈̬̻̅w̸̧͔͑̾e̷̖͕͛̉̉̊͝ ̴̥̯̙̭̞́͑h̵̖̦̆̀͂̎e̶̩̻͓̹̺̓̕͝a̶̢̢̙̓r̴̥̯͍͎̺̀d̶̘̗̪͌̽͐̀͆ͅ ̵͎̬̃̆f̸̢͍̬̜͗̈́͆̊̿r̵̩̥͍͓͐̾̅̚ô̴̧̙͔̍͋ṃ̶͓͉̳̼̆̀ ̵̙͈͋̓J̵̫̻̝̊e̶͓̯̳̱͊͊ŝ̶̪̝̖͚̈́͗̊̍ú̵̖͎̓̈́s̵̘̋̏͋̚ ̴̜̘͙̠͆̊ą̷͎̹̒̚̕n̵͇̩͓̓͊̐̚͘d̵̨̅́͌͘ ̶̢̺͍̺̪̉̽n̴̡̼͍̂̏̉̋ö̵͈͈͙́̈́ẘ̶̱̳ ̴̡̼̐̂́͆̓d̷̨͕̾ë̷͈̪͙̲́̆̃͐̈́c̶̢̥͉̠̅̒̄̆̇l̸͉͍̆̾̈́͌ạ̴̠̅r̷̠͓̠̙̜̃̌̐͗e̶͉͕͇̭͐͛̔͝͝ ̶̭̜̫̳͙͐̒̏̉t̶̨̞̜̔̊͐̎̽ǫ̸̹̲̖̐̇ ̷͈̅̀͂͠y̸̫͆̄͜o̷̜̞̭̤̓̌͗̍̂ͅú̸̜͍͚̑͋͝:̸͍͔͕̟̽́ ̵͉̌G̸̢̺̰̥̺̀̒͛ȏ̷̫͍̟̖͕̈͘d̷̢̠̺́͂͘ ̷̲͓̾̒ͅȉ̷̯̺̽̀̈́͝s̸̥̅̉̕ ̷͚̋l̶͕͔̗̮̙̔͒̅̃i̵͎͙̫̝͖̔ġ̵͙͚̎ͅh̶̝͗t̵̬̺̻͔̂͝ͅ,̷̨̱̗͍̂̑͑ ̶̢̝̱́̄͂̕a̶̧̖̫̣̠̾̒̀̽̄ṉ̷̤̱̏̌̚d̷̙͑ ̶̳̀ͅt̸̟͖̚ĥ̷̜͕͙̦͠͝͠e̴̺̙͙͐̇ṙ̷̜̰̙̾̅e̴̟̠̩̜͋ͅ ̶̧̨̼͖̠̃̊̉̿ḭ̶̡̰̠̏̄̂͝s̴̝̱̹͈̙̈̄͌͆ ̷͎̬̾̽̐n̴͚̣͈͛͛͗͋͜ǫ̶̹͈̫́̇͋̈͝ ̷̭̘͙̺̄̈́̌͝d̷͔͇̪̟̃̊͊a̴̠͗̇̇r̴͉͖̞̊̊k̷̠̗̮̑̈́̔n̵̡̦͙̜̄̀e̸͇͐͝ͅs̵̛͍͓̦͚̖̾̿̿s̸̢̳̹̀́ ̸̯̩͔̒̉̓̄i̸̟̫͊͝ṅ̷̯̙̰̦͋̈́͘ ̸̨͕̭̼̲͆̈́h̶̹̤͝ĭ̶̲͍̹̝͓͋m̵̨͍͖̦̥̆̚͠ ̴̝͔̞̽̐̀̆͂à̶̝̊t̶͖̎͂̇̏͘ ̵̢̗͓̥͕͌̾̀͆ḁ̷̃l̴͎̈̃ļ̴̜́͊.̸̣͍̖͎̃̉̅͝

̸̲̗͎̃̀1̶̢̜͎͙͠ͅ ̸̖̽̌͠J̴̡̩̫̹̿̚o̸̝̣̔͜h̵̢̗̯͈͈͛̈̇̎͝n̶̦͙͑́ ̸͉̪̝̓́́1̷̡̞̮̈́̀̄̚͝:̵͓͎͔̩̠͂͝͝5̴̳̌́̚ ̶͓̲̇͌-̶̜̺̗͉́ ̷̲̄͊̉̒N̷̘̦̎L̵͇̲̘̱͋͘Ṫ̸̝̮̏̚͜͝

̵͍̈͊̈͝T̶͔̀͐͆̓͠h̴͇̩͔̱͌̊̓͌ȋ̸͚̭̰͖͗s̴̪̈́̀̏̽ ̸̢̘̱̻̦͐̏͑̏̆i̴̟̟͓̿̇s̵͖̊̈́ ̸͖͓̈́͠ͅt̶̢̧͔͈̰̀̉h̴̤͊͝ę̴̛͔̻͇̺̐̉͊̚ ̸͍̼̍̇̑̀̕m̸̨͕̳̬̯̽̇̈́͐e̵̺̣̲͕̒́̕̚ͅş̵̢̺̍̃̀͝s̸̪̻͎̒̊̌̕ą̶̛̄̒ͅg̸̜̗͗͒̀͝ȇ̴͓̦̪͕̊ ̵̝̉͋͘͝ŵ̴̱̯̏̾ȅ̵̝̖̲ ̸͋͑́̅͜h̶̜̭̞̣̗̒ǎ̶͉̂̾͝v̷̭̦̝͐̎͒͜e̷͇̗͔̜̤̿͊̎̆ ̵̅̌̉̇͜͝h̵̼͙̤̮͖͝e̶̪͌ȁ̷͓̦r̷͙̺̙̝͒͑d̷͉̤̈̋̿̓̃ ̵̢̩̈́́f̷̘͇́r̶̗͖̠̊̽̌͘ͅo̸̻̘̞̥̍̾̍m̶̧̬͇͙̈́̀ ̷̦͆̂͐̀̑h̸̡̞͚̓̀̔́͝i̶͈͍̊͌m̷̗̈́ ̴̧͖̤̱̅̿͝ȧ̶̻̣͇̐̌͠n̵̞̦̑͝d̵̳̳̩̀̃̉̓͝ ̴͖͖̃̊̓͝p̸̆̈́͝ͅr̴͓̰̤̈́̕o̶̢̟̰̐c̵͖̥͚̀̀̌̆͜l̴̖̪͈̗͛̔͒a̷͈̯̞̥͑̐͂̕i̴̧͈̹̩͌̑̓̐͜ḿ̷̺̼̌̕ ̶̟̞̥̞͝t̸̠͈͆̚̕ò̷̫̈̅̐ ̷̰̬͕̲̗̿ý̸̢̻̮̬̓͋ͅö̴̘̻͈͇̪́̅͝u̶̢̩͇̕,̸̰̱̼̒ ̴̖̣̑͜t̷̪̙̿̚̚͝h̸͉̭̿̆͒ä̸͍̤̱͎̹́͝t̷̠̫̹͕̜͆͑̿̏ ̷̲̲̞̾̒̇̐G̵̜̯̥̗͌͗̆̕o̶͖̯͎͎̻̐d̸̜̝̞̝̀͘ ̶̱̜̄̽ͅi̴͙̓s̵̛̲̼͒͝͠ͅ ̷̧̮̅̆l̶̪̀̇̿̓̈́i̴͉̘̐̈̂̈́̕ǧ̵̛͈̮̤̠h̸̥̖͆̍͂́͘ť̵̝̖̺́͠ ̷̫̗̞̣̾̊̍ͅa̶̡̞̬͚͕̋͑n̶̛̻̾͑͝d̵̛͎͓̓̎ ̴͙͓̓̓̈́i̵͍͆̓̚n̴̨̾ ̷̥̰͔͔̉h̴̼͎̥͚͖͒̈́̿̌i̶̢͇̫͂m̴̺̘̗̓̊̈́͂ ̸̦͓̳̘̭̈́t̴̥͍̀̉͗͛̏h̴̦̺͐͐̚͜e̶̲͉̓̊́r̵̪̉͒̑̈́e̷̫̱̪͐̓̇͘ ̸̧͚̥͇̙̿͌̏̈́i̷̖͎̊͘ͅș̶̖̀̉͗ ̵̙̤̣̣͛̂̏͜n̸̞̰̺̱̯̾̓͐͌̉o̴̼͓͔͘̕ ̴̛̳͔̙͖̀d̷̥̤͆͋̇̅a̶̬̣̻̓̿́̚r̵̛̝̖̱͐͋͝k̸͔͊n̵̡͊̈́̓͘ę̷̙̥͌̃̎͘ṣ̴̫͒s̴̢͍̲͇̹̏͛̍̿ ̸͓͛͊ȧ̶̤̃̃̋͋ẗ̵̢̹́̈̒͒ ̴̨̹̙̤̌̒ą̵̜̭͎̬͠l̶̳͈͓̦͍̅́l̷̙̤̫̾̕.̴̡͕̙̰͓̈́

̷̢̱͍͚͚̅̍̄͘1̸̢̞̺̿͆̒̊ ̸̢͙͓͓̗̀J̴̗̣̺̝̆̈́̈ơ̷̠͕̫̰̾̀̅̅h̶͈̄̂́̈̕n̶͚͂ ̸͚̘͕͙̔̍͛̕͝1̴͉̱͎͝:̶̰͔̫̄͆̕͠5̷̗̳̪̓̌͒̔ ̷̢̢́͗-̷̛͈̫̳͉ ̶̲̅̚N̴̞͓̜̖͊͆̀̃͜͝R̶̝̘̾̎͂̏Ŝ̴̺̹͕͇̈̋̌͜V̶̫̼̙͂̀͝

̷̬̳͚̓̈́̆͜Ţ̶̪̉̑̕h̸̠̜͍̱̗͑̊i̴͕̲̼̩̇̑̅̂̚ş̵̖̚ ̶̗͚͚̚ị̷̇̈̉s̸̰̔ ̶̲̩͂t̵̖̟͘ḣ̸̝ȩ̶̱͝ ̶̭̑͛̽̅m̸̪͚͚̩̰͗̎̓e̴̢͈͓̲̣͆s̵̭̑̉s̴͖͈̅̅̆̔̚a̸͖̘̫̱̯̎g̴̭͉̦̑̿͘è̶͔̰̗͂ ̴͚͔̱̱͗̅̚ẃ̴̺̜̱h̸̥̦́ͅi̸̗̩͚̜̳̋̅͝c̸̹̍̎h̶̢̢͇͍̀ ̷͚̦̓́́̈́͝w̸̛̮͎̗͗̓̌̔ě̷̜̎̿̄ ̸̡̫̯͓͈̀͛̿̄ḩ̶̱͚͑̓á̴̧͎͈̫̌ṿ̶̼͔͈̾̂͌e̸̞̗͍̍̏̒ ̷͍̦̐̎̾̀ḩ̴̧̖̬̙̈́̀͝ê̶̠̦̤̹̳̌̐ã̸̡͙̘͛ͅṟ̶͕͔̞̓̓̿̈́d̸̛͙̱̝̟͖͋̎̀ ̵͍̗̏͆̐̍f̵̹̜̭̜͛̋̔r̵̛̩͖̫̖o̷̹͉͔̍́͠m̷̘̖̞̼̍̓ ̷͙͙͈̹́͊͐͝h̵̡̤̜͉̞͆͝î̸̖͖̬͛m̶̢͙͂̇̾̍ ̷̮̮̌̅͘͘a̴̧̽̀̿ṇ̷̳͚̉d̷̢̪͔̬͂̍ͅ ̴̤̝̤̇͗̈̂͘a̴̟̬̯͉͚̒̿́͠͝n̶̛̞̼̗̼̿͊͛ň̷̞̖̼͗ó̴͍̳̜̠͋̇ư̴̮̖̄́̈́͑n̸̻̠͎͖̼̿͘c̶͎͌́̏ẹ̴̗͒̾ ̴͕͔̬̯̬̑̈́̀͊t̵̢͖̤̽͝ỏ̷̰̪̎ ̸͙͖͖͈͂̈́͌́̎y̶̥͍̿͋͜o̶͉̪̍̀͌ư̸̢͔̰̫͊̌̇,̵̖͍̔̒̈́̚ ̶̣͓̞̃t̴͖̳̆̍h̷͍͌̚ä̵̢͇͙̻́̍̈́̚t̵̗͊͒̌͋ ̷͖̀̅́̚G̵͓̏́̿̍̂o̷͓̼̫͂̐̉̈́̚ď̵͔̮̬͙ ̸̢͉̤̈i̸̡͇͋̌͑́s̵̤͉̩͠ ̸͍̼̞͓̳̈́̄̅̀͛l̷̗̟̻̀̇ȋ̴̢̦͍͝ģ̵͇̘̩̍͋͋ḫ̸̣̱͚͇̎͛t̵̘͊,̶̬̮̽ ̵̢͚̱͓̉ä̴̢͕̹̤́̄ͅn̸͈̠̝̊͂̐͘d̴̹̐ ̸͚̭͉̻͐̇̓̅̕i̴̪̗̼͚̒́͑̊̕ņ̵̯̤̤̚ ̸̻͂h̶̹͈̋̇ĩ̷͙̤̺̑̄̌̚m̸̮̟̮͖̹͌̏̏͋ ̸̭̄͛͝ị̶̧̛̯͊͌͛̽s̶̺̠͕̩̜̃͝ ̴͈̎̂̑͒̚n̸͉̟̑̔͘o̶͇̘̞̥̲͋ ̶̰̤͊̆͘͠͠ď̶̠̞̂͘a̷̼̟̩͙̔̊̿̉̃r̸̢̙̙̉̐̋̃͆k̶̪̣̚n̵̢̗̻͊̎͐ē̷̡̫s̶̖̠̜͒̚s̴̲̈́͛ ̸̬́͜a̴̧̯̐̀̔t̴̡̝̗͙͍́̐́̓ ̵̺̠͛a̶̼̞̯͂̽̇̿͝l̷͙͎͖̘̼̐̈́̂́ĺ̷̜̺̅̐͊͘.̸͙͇̘͆̄̾̿

̵̡̫̲͌1̷̨̏̊̌̏ ̴̢̻͇̗̆̕J̵̧̩̞̙̔̃͜o̴̢̓͆h̷͈̮̜̠̋͂̊̐́n̵̨̮̻̓ ̸̞̫̦̭̄1̶̛̙̼͙̫̊͌:̷̩͖͈̕5̴̹͙̬̟̯̍̇̓̑̚ ̴͉̣̖̘̜͗-̶̨̯̑́ ̸̧̭͑W̷͖̹͍͍̑̑̾E̴̳̰̍̿͋́B̷͔̔̿̈

̷̣͖̣̋̃͗Ṫ̵̟͇̗̏̾͂h̵̖̊i̶̢̻̗͔̋̈́̂͝͝s̸̩̲̲̮͗͌ ̸͎̪͚̻̅͘̚͝i̶̮̬͝s̷̳̫̼̠̗̏͋ ̴̗̮͎̞̊̇̈́̈t̶̙̫̪̥͋͋͘̚h̶͇̭̀͌̒͝e̵̖͂̈́̈́͠ ̸̼̬͕́̅͒͜m̷̡͉̱͛͐̇e̵̢̨͕̗̒̿̓̊s̶̪̬̱͊̽͂̎̕s̷̻̾ȃ̴̞͂̈g̶̢̢͎̉̒̋̐͝ḛ̴̠̈́̔

̶͔̇̑̀͌t̶̡̳͉̯̋̒̉h̵̭͂̚a̸̧̛͓̝̩̾̃t̵̨͇̓ ̷̧͈̠̖̫́̔̅̕͝w̴͔̙̑̓͒͋͝e̷͇̙̐̓̋̀ ̴̹̹̰̰̆́̈́h̶̭̍ą̵̰̥̇̃v̵̫͊̃̓͝e̸̙̥̣͋̎̒̕͜ ̷̨̥̦̓̔̏h̵̟̠͌̊̋̍̎ẻ̷̡́̉̀ȁ̸̹̱̳r̵̜͒͆̈́̌͜͜͜d̶̦͓̠̭̏̈́ ̶̼̟̖̹̽͑̏̕f̶͈̳̤̀͐̓̎̀ŗ̵̪͚̒̍͆̀o̴̻̹̠͚͊ḿ̷̰̹̝́͊ ̸̼̬̰̌h̵̬̥̥̭͒͑͝ĭ̸̧̝̜͚͎̋̒m̴̬͇̆̽

̷̬̿̇͝ą̵̧͈̙͌̌n̸̥͎͖̋̐̊̇͌d̷̥̳̊̏̓͊͆ ̴̡̘̠͓̓͑̃t̴̞̟͔̫͆̆h̶̡̩̠̹̀̌͆͑͜à̸̱̼̊̈́́t̸̜̉̿̓ ̸̧̧̪͚̘̈͐w̴͓͗̔̍̚e̵̯̯͊̈́̈́ ̸̎͐̃̃ͅd̶̖̝͒̍e̴̲̖͗ć̸̨̬̞͛l̸̞̤͂̃̔̅̍a̶̙͂̉̽r̷̹̈͑e̶͓̤̓́̓͠ ̸͕͓̩̓̈́̂̆̚t̵͓̳̖́̉ỏ̴̪̤̄̔ ̵̮̭͕̜͈̀̑́̀ŷ̶̡̛͉̙͇͑͗͐ŏ̸̺̺̙̻̝͛ǚ̵̼̑:̷̺̪̍̆

̶̢̳̗̼̀̄̀͝G̸͖͉̩͚̿́̊o̸̩͒ḍ̸̗͕͋͐͌ ̴̞͙̔̕i̶̟͛͐̊͠s̸̭̺̣̗̉̍ ̶̧̖͎̮̻͂̈́̏l̴̲̘̍̎̀́́ĭ̴̢̢̳̦͖́͒g̴͖̪̘̞̼̔̽͝h̸̛̫̣̉̀̐̐t̴̫̥̃̄,̸̙̏̔́͜

̴̧̭͎́͑̎à̶͉̗͕ṅ̵͔͇̱͍̻͐͌̕͠d̸̠̤̻̯͂̉ ̷̦͕͕̝̝̏t̵̢̰͈́͂̏̄h̴̤̲́̏͗͂ë̷̡́͌̍̔̀r̶͚̳͖̀̿ê̵͙̟̇̚͠ ̶͉͂̊̕í̸̠̍̑͘̚s̵̝̺̮̍͘͜ ̷̮̰̍̽ṉ̴̹͈͍̜̈̈́͗̅̆ô̶͍͖͕̠͛ ̵̭̔͂d̴̬͖͇̠̮͆̚a̴͍̥͍̙̽͗́̍r̵̜͈͋̀̄̌̕k̷̡̡̎́̿ņ̸̖̖͛̋͐͊͐è̶̛͈̣̘͇̆̇̉ͅs̴̩̓͛̋ͅs̴͍̣̥͌͑͑͝ ̴͎̝͎̙͐̃́̏̿ạ̴̝̝̟͖́͆́́̈t̶̫͊̆̿̓ ̷̮̟̮̗̄͗̂a̶̭̮͆̿̾l̴̨̢̙̞̯̈͒̀̈́l̶̻͇͈̱̈̍̉̆̓ ̶͎̪̼͉̈̍͌̊i̷̹͓͈̘͌n̵̡̒͝͠ ̵͚̍͂͛͘̚ḩ̴̘͂̔͠i̶̡̻͓̱̋͌͗̿m̴̳̙͙͌̔̄̄.̵̡̨̦͚̏͛̇̈́͋

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HELL AND BACK[edit | edit source]

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Find a nuclear bunker ₦Ø₩

  ⚠️But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death. Revelation 21:8 ⚠️  


The reality of hell, like heaven, is hotly debated in large part because no human has visited and returned with first-hand knowledge of the place. Followers of Jesus believe he is the incarnation of the all-knowing God (Matthew 1:23) and the “Word [of God] made flesh,” (John 1:14). With this understanding, we the living can best know what hell is like by studying how God’s word as a whole describes it and what Jesus, specifically, said about it in the Gospels.

From what Jesus said in Scripture, we know that hell is an eternal (Matthew 25:41), physical (Matthew 10:28), and horrifying (Mark 9:43) place where those who’ve sinned (Romans 3:23) are headed, and from where Jesus Christ came to rescue all who would believe in him (John 3:16-18).

Still, there is much debate about what hell is like because “the metaphors that the Bible uses about hell describe a reality that we can’t relate to immediately on earth,” as Andy Naselli, seminary professor, said in his video, “Is the Bible’s Language about Hell Literal or Metaphorical?” How Does the Bible Describe Hell?

God’s word is faithful to warn against hell by describing the depth of its torment with images of darkness, gnashing of teeth, fire, and complete separation from God.

1. Darkness

The book of Job, known as the oldest book in the Bible, contains many descriptions of a “land of deepest night, of utter darkness and disorder,” (Job 10:21-22). Other passages in Job mention a “realm of darkness” (Job 17:13), even a “day of darkness” (Job 15:23), which may refer to continued suffering on earth or a day of judgement and eternal suffering in hell. These verses show early depictions of how people understood the place of the dead.

Other descriptions of darkness in hell:

   “Realm of darkness” (Nahum 1:8)
    
   “Thrown outside into the darkness” (Matthew 8:12; Matthew 22:13; Matthew 25:30)
    
   “Blackest darkness” (Jude 1:13)
    
   “Plunged into darkness” (Revelation 16:10)

Hope found in Jesus: “I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness” (John 12:46)

2. Gnashing of Teeth

Jesus spoke about hell more than any other person in the Bible. He often warned people against this terrible place using the vivid word gnashing, which means biting or grinding (Strong’s 1030).

Jesus uses the phrase “gnashing of teeth” while explaining the Parable of the Weeds to his disciples:

“The Son of Man will send out his angels, and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Then the righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Whoever has ears, let them hear.” (Matthew 13:41-43)

Here are other passages that include the phrase, “weeping and gnashing of teeth”: Matthew 8:12; Matthew 13:50; Matthew 22:13; Matthew 24:51; Matthew 25:30; and Luke 13:28.

Hope found in Jesus: “Surely he took up our pain and bore our suffering, yet we considered him punished by God, stricken by him, and afflicted. But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his wounds we are healed.” (Isaiah 53:4-5).

3. Fire

In the Old Testament, Isaiah prophesied about a place of “unquenchable fire.”

“And they will go out and look on the dead bodies of those who rebelled against me; the worms that eat them will not die, the fire that burns them will not be quenched, and they will be loathsome to all mankind” (Isaiah 66:24).

According to the Cambridge commentary, “this verse is the basis of the later Jewish conception of Gehenna as the place of everlasting punishment.” Gehenna is the Greek word translated from the Hebrew, “Valley of Hinnom,” (Strong’s 1067) which is the where previous inhabitants of the land offered child sacrifices to the god, Molek (Leviticus 18:21). The desecrated area outside Jerusalem was where people left trash and refuse to burn.


Color[edit | edit source]

Ghosts and other forms of light are outside the spectrum that the human eye can see

This text is in a color that the human eye cannot see. and defaults back to black as its the closest on the ultraviloet radiation waves.

supernatural spiritual beings are unseeable by the naked eye because they go outside the spectrum that our eyes capture. Dogs can semi see it and some old phones can. infact some old phones do not have a filter of blocking all uv light. If you stick a remote and hit a button on it a old phone can capture that light https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/554xg7/your_phone_camera_can_see_infrared_light_test/ (I know reddit is a CIA honeypot however its true.)

There is an article by the CIA that proves the existence of the paranormal. whether you Federal Bureau of Investigation is up to you https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/NSA-RDP96X00790R000100010028-7.pdf

TRVTH about 5g[edit | edit source]

Brave 5g protester protesting 5g before turning into a globe homo zombie by the radio waves frying his brain

5g, 5 fingers, five signs on a pentagram.


5g radiation waves are so strong they can even pop popcorn. The radio waves are powerful enough to negatively impact your brains cognative functions and neurons.

5g is used to control you just the goverment putting homo chemicals into the water

REMEMBER TO WEAR A TINFOIL HAT IT WILL ACTIVELY SHIELD AND BLOCK HARMFUL RADIATION.

Eventually the hamrful radio waves of 5g will fry the brains of ALL your friends and leave NO survivors to ones who live with 5g celltowers






5g WILL TURN ALL YOUR FRIENDS INTO ZOMBIES UNIRONICALLY



Quote from viewer: Hi, i'm the CEO of Nokia. I do a lot of work with 5G. DON'T JOIN OUR COMPANY. IT HAS MADE ME COMPLETELY INSANE. BEING EXPOSED TO ALL OF THESE TOXINS FOR THE PAST... I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN HERE. I HAVE TRAPPED MYSELF IN A ROOM PLASTERED WITH TIN FOIL WITH ONLY A SMALL HOLE FOR A PHONE LINE FOR DIAL-UP SO I CAN WRITE THIS. I AM ABOUT TO CUT THE WIRE. GOODBYE.



It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition. Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.[edit | edit source]

It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition. Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.

It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up.

In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured.

The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition.

Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.

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Edit: Knew this would get downvoted. Some of you take the reddit rule of "does not contribute to the discussion" waaaaay too seriously and this is why you have no friends. You do understand my comment was a simple way to basically say "I like your post" or any other sort of compliment about the post which normally doesn't get downvoted, right? Did your lizard brain go "Only three words... must be simpleton making useless comment... must downvote"? This means you also lack critical thinking skills. Congratulations. The rule for "does not contribute to discussion" was also put into place to make reading reddit less of a chore due to having to filter through comments that provide little value, but on a post with ZERO other comments, do you really think that rule matters? Exactly. It doesn't. Go fuck yourself (directed to everyone on reddit who has the mentality to downvote comments like this... because you are a fucking dumbass if you are part of this group). Yes, keep on downvoting positive comments in a very negative world. You are doing a great job with your contributions to society. Keep it up. Dumbfuck trolls. As the downvotes will surely continue, please keep in mind that if you see a heavily downvoted comment and you instinctually reach for that downvote button because others disagreed and not because you personally disagreed, you are being guided by the parts of our brain that encourage sheep-like behavior i.e. an individual with lack of personal growth that doesn't think for themselves. Congratulations again for being in another pathetic group.Edit: Knew this would get downvoted. Some of you take the reddit rule of "does not contribute to the discussion" waaaaay too seriously and this is why you have no friends. You do understand my comment was a simple way to basically say "I like your post" or any other sort of compliment about the post which normally doesn't get downvoted, right? Did your lizard brain go "Only three words... must be simpleton making useless comment... must downvote"? This means you also lack critical thinking skills. Congratulations. The rule for "does not contribute to discussion" was also put into place to make reading reddit less of a chore due to having to filter through comments that provide little value, but on a post with ZERO other comments, do you really think that rule matters? Exactly. It doesn't. Go fuck yourself (directed to everyone on reddit who has the mentality to downvote comments like this... because you are a fucking dumbass if you are part of this group). Yes, keep on downvoting positive comments in a very negative world. You are doing a great job with your contributions to society. Keep it up. Dumbfuck trolls. As the downvotes will surely continue, please keep in mind that if you see a heavily downvoted comment and you instinctually reach for that downvote button because others disagreed and not because you personally disagreed, you are being guided by the parts of our brain that encourage sheep-like behavior i.e. an individual with lack of personal growth that doesn't think for themselves. Congratulations again for being in another pathetic group.

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George Walker Bush (* 6. července 1946 New Haven, Connecticut, USA) je bývalý 43. prezident Spojených států amerických, člen Republikánské strany, pocházející z prominentní rodiny Bushů. Mezi dalšími vlivnými členy této rodiny jsou jeho děd, senátor Prescott Bush, jeho otec George H. W. Bush, 41. prezident USA, a jeho bratr Jeb Bush, ex-guvernér státu Florida.

Před prezidentskou kandidaturou podnikal George W. Bush v ropném průmyslu a vlastnil profesionální baseballové mužstvo. Byl 46. guvernérem státu Texas a vyhrál nominaci Republikánské strany na prezidenta. Prezidentem se stal ve velmi těsných volbách z roku 2000, kdy jeho hlavním soupeřem byl bývalý viceprezident Al Gore z Demokratické strany. Uspěl i při kandidatuře na druhé funkční období, když v roce 2004 porazil Massachusettského senátora Johna Kerryho.

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V letech 2000 a 2004 jej časopis Time vyhlásil Osobností roku.

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[editovat | editovat zdroj] link=https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bush_daughters.png|thumb|George a Laura Bushovi s dcerami Barbarou a Jennou v roce 1990 link=https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:GW-Bush-in-uniform.jpg|thumb|George W. Bush v uniformě Národní Gardy George W. Bush se narodil ve městě New Haven ve státě Connecticut, avšak vyrůstal v Midlandu a Houstonu v Texasu. Přes léta a většinu prázdnin trávila rodina v Bush Compound v Maine.

Stejně jako otec vystudoval Phillips Academy (září 1961 – červen 1964) a posléze Yaleovu univerzitu (září 1964 – květen 1968). Na Yale se přidal k studentské skupině Delta Kappa Epsilon (jejímž prezidentem byl od října 1965 do svojí promoce) a tajné společnosti Skull and Bones. Byl studentem kategorie „C“, dosáhl skóre 77 procent (bez „A“ hodnocení a s jedním hodnocením „D“ z astronomie), s průměrným ročním hodnocením 2,35 ze 4,00. Působil jako roztleskávač (cheerleader) u univerzitního týmu. Získal titul „Bakalář filosofických věd“ z historie v roce 1968.

Po promoci z Yale nastoupil v roce 1968 vojenskou službu u texaské Národní letecké gardy jako pilot vojenských letadel F-102. Z tohoto důvodu se nezúčastnil války ve Vietnamu. Byl jednou povýšen na prvního důstojníka. Podle deníku Boston Globe v záznamech Národní letecké gardy je rok a půl dlouhé „bílé místo“ (mezi lety 1972 a 1973), ve kterém není o Georgi W. Bushovi žádná zmínka.

V září 1973 dostal povolení ukončit svoji šestiletou vojenskou službu 6 měsíců před termínem, aby mohl začít navštěvovat Harvardskou obchodní školu. WHO IS THIS Dvouleté studium na Harvardské obchodní škole zakončil v roce 1975 diplomem MBA (Masters of Business Administration), a tím je prvním prezidentem USA, který získal tento diplom.

Dne 4. září 1976 zastavila Bushe policie blízko letoviska jeho rodiny v Maine a zatkla jej za řízení auta pod vlivem alkoholu. Bush přiznal svoji vinu, zaplatil pokutu 150 dolarů a po 30 dnů nesměl řídit. Zprávy týkající se tohoto zatčení objevil tisk 5 dní před prezidentskými volbami v roce 2000. Celkově byl Bush zatčen třikrát – krom jízdy v opilosti ještě za výtržnictví a krádež.

Bush označil dny předcházející jeho náboženské konverzi jako svoje „nomádské“ období a „nezodpovědné mládí“. Dokonce i přiznal že v této době pil na zdejší poměry až „příliš“. „Přestal jsem pít v roce 1986 a od té doby jsem nevypil ani kapku“. Tuto proměnu zčásti připsal svému setkání s reverendem Billy Grahamem v roce 1985.

Jako jediný z amerických prezidentů uběhl během života maraton. V roce 1993, kdy mu bylo 46 let, se zúčastnil houstonského maratonu s výsledným časem 3:44:52. Nigger

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[editovat | editovat zdroj] link=https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Laurabush.jpeg|left|thumb|Manželka George W. Bushe – Laura Bushová George Walker Bush je nejstarší z dětí George H. W. Bushe a jeho ženy Barbary Piercové-Bushové. Jeho sourozenci jsou Dorothy, John (Jeb), Marvin Pierce, Neil a Robin Bushovi (Robin zemřela ve věku tří let na leukémii (1953).

Jeb Bush byl guvernérem státu Florida. Bratr Marvin podniká v investiční firmě a na burze. Byl ředitelem společnosti mající na starost bezpečnost Světového obchodního centra v době útoků z 11. září.

Dědeček Prescott byl koncem 30. let ředitelem jedné z bank Union Banking Corporation, vlastněnou průmyslníky nacistického Německa, kteří do ní profiltrovali přes jinou holandskou banku asi 3 miliony dolarů. Vláda nakonec banku zrušila a její majetek zabavila, což Prescottu Bushovi vyneslo 1,5 milionu dolarů.

Roku 1977 se George W. Bush oženil s Laurou Welchovou. V roce 1981 se jim narodila dvojčata Barbara a Jenna. V roce 1986 opustil episkopální církev a připojil se k církvi své manželky, Sjednocené metodistické církvi.

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V roce 1978 se Bush ucházel o post ve Sněmovně reprezentantů, ale prohrál v souboji s demokratickým senátorem Kentem Hancem.

Začal tedy svoji kariéru v oblasti ropného průmyslu založením podniku Arbusto Energy (arbusto je španělsky keř, tedy bush v angličtině), zaměřeným na hledání a těžbu ropy a zemního plynu. Tento podnik musel čelit energetické krizi v roce 1979. Po tom, co Bush podnik přejmenoval na Bush Exploration, ho v roce 1984 prodal konkurenční firmě Spektrum 7. Součástí podmínek bylo, že se Bush stane generálním ředitelem (CEO) této firmy. S podobným scénářem se firma sloučila v roce 1986 s Harken Energy Corporation. Někteří obviňují jeho otce (toho času viceprezidenta USA), že vyvinul nátlak, aby se některé údajně podezřelé prvky tohoto prodeje nestaly předmětem vyšetřování.

V průběhu prezidentské kandidatury svého otce (1988) se rozhodl zapojit do volební kampaně. Pomáhal navazovat vztahy s organizacemi a hnutími náboženské pravice, zejména křesťanské koalice, ke kterým jeho otec nevěděl, jak přistupovat. Poté se spojil se svými přáteli a společně roku 1989 koupili 86% podíl v baseballovém mužstvu Texas Rangers za 75 miliónů dolarů. Bush získal 2% podíl, když investoval 606 302 dolarů, z kterých půl milionu pocházelo z bankovní půjčky. V roce 1990 půjčku splatil prodejem akcií Harken Energy. Pět let působil jako výkonný generální partner Texas Rangers. Byl aktivní v oblasti mediálních vztahů družstva a v zajišťování výstavby nového stadionu The Ballpark Arlington, který byl otevřen v roce 1994. Bushova prominentní úloha u Texas Rangers mu vynesla popularitu v celém Texasu.

V roce 1994 mužstvo prodal, aby mohl kandidovat na post guvernéra. O tento post se střetl s populární demokratickou kandidátkou Ann Richards, kterou porazil v poměru 53 % ku 46 %. Ve volbách v roce 1998 zvítězil znovu. Zvítězil zejména pro to, že si dokázal na svou stranu získat konzervativní křesťany a evangelikály, kteří tradičně tvoří nezanedbatelnou část obyvatel tohoto jižanského státu. Jako guvernér Bush prosadil několik významných legislativních změn v oblasti trestního práva a financování školství. Velkou pozornost vyvolalo jeho nekompromisní využívání trestu smrti: podepsal příkaz pro vykonání rozsudku pro 152 vězňů odsouzených k smrti. To bylo víc než ve funkčních obdobích jiných guvernérů, byť vysoký počet poprav nebyl pro Texas neobvyklý. Bush uskutečnil významné změny, ovšem o jejich přínos se vedou urputné spory. Každopádně se ale díky své ochotě k rázným reformám a rodinnému zázemí vyšvihl mezi nejpopulárnější republikánské politiky a byl jedním z hlavních kandidátů strany na potenciálního nástupce Billa Clintona

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The Source engine and SDK also make use of library functions for working with .jpg

files.  Specifically, the Source engine jpeg library is based in part on the work of

the Independent JPEG Group (IJG).  The original source code and project files for the IJG's

JPEG libraries may be found at:  http://www.ijg.org/files/jpegsrc.v6b.tar.gz

The following is the README. File from that archive and is produced in accordance with the legal

notices required by the library:

The Independent JPEG Group's JPEG software

==========================================

README for release 6b of 27-Mar-1998

====================================

This distribution contains the sixth public release of the Independent JPEG

Group's free JPEG software.  You are welcome to redistribute this software and

to use it for any purpose, subject to the conditions under LEGAL ISSUES, below.

Serious users of this software (particularly those incorporating it into

larger programs) should contact IJG at jpeg-info@uunet.uu.net to be added to

our electronic mailing list.  Mailing list members are notified of updates

and have a chance to participate in technical discussions, etc.

This software is the work of Tom Lane, Philip Gladstone, Jim Boucher,

Lee Crocker, Julian Minguillon, Luis Ortiz, George Phillips, Davide Rossi,

Guido Vollbeding, Ge' Weijers, and other members of the Independent JPEG

Group.

IJG is not affiliated with the official ISO JPEG standards committee.

DOCUMENTATION ROADMAP

=====================

This file contains the following sections:

OVERVIEW            General description of JPEG and the IJG software.

LEGAL ISSUES        Copyright, lack of warranty, terms of distribution.

REFERENCES          Where to learn more about JPEG.

ARCHIVE LOCATIONS   Where to find newer versions of this software.

RELATED SOFTWARE    Other stuff you should get.

FILE FORMAT WARS    Software *not* to get.

TO DO               Plans for future IJG releases.

Other documentation files in the distribution are:

User documentation:

  install.doc       How to configure and install the IJG software.

  usage.doc         Usage instructions for cjpeg, djpeg, jpegtran,

rdjpgcom, and wrjpgcom.

  *.1               Unix-style man pages for programs (same info as usage.doc).

  wizard.doc        Advanced usage instructions for JPEG wizards only.

  change.log        Version-to-version change highlights.

Programmer and internal documentation:

  libjpeg.doc       How to use the JPEG library in your own programs.

  example.c         Sample code for calling the JPEG library.

  structure.doc     Overview of the JPEG library's internal structure.

  filelist.doc      Road map of IJG files.

  coderules.doc     Coding style rules --- please read if you contribute code.

Please read at least the files install.doc and usage.doc.  Useful information

can also be found in the JPEG FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) article.  See

ARCHIVE LOCATIONS below to find out where to obtain the FAQ article.

If you want to understand how the JPEG code works, we suggest reading one or

more of the REFERENCES, then looking at the documentation files (in roughly

the order listed) before diving into the code.

OVERVIEW

========

This package contains C software to implement JPEG image compression and

decompression.  JPEG (pronounced "jay-peg") is a standardized compression

method for full-color and gray-scale images.  JPEG is intended for compressing

"real-world" scenes; line drawings, cartoons and other non-realistic images

are not its strong suit.  JPEG is lossy, meaning that the output image is not

exactly identical to the input image.  Hence you must not use JPEG if you

have to have identical output bits.  However, on typical photographic images,

very good compression levels can be obtained with no visible change, and

remarkably high compression levels are possible if you can tolerate a

low-quality image.  For more details, see the references, or just experiment

with various compression settings.

This software implements JPEG baseline, extended-sequential, and progressive

compression processes.  Provision is made for supporting all variants of these

processes, although some uncommon parameter settings aren't implemented yet.

For legal reasons, we are not distributing code for the arithmetic-coding

variants of JPEG; see LEGAL ISSUES.  We have made no provision for supporting

the hierarchical or lossless processes defined in the standard.

We provide a set of library routines for reading and writing JPEG image files,

plus two sample applications "cjpeg" and "djpeg", which use the library to

perform conversion between JPEG and some other popular image file formats.

The library is intended to be reused in other applications.

In order to support file conversion and viewing software, we have included

considerable functionality beyond the bare JPEG coding/decoding capability;

for example, the color quantization modules are not strictly part of JPEG

decoding, but they are essential for output to colormapped file formats or

colormapped displays.  These extra functions can be compiled out of the

library if not required for a particular application.  We have also included

"jpegtran", a utility for lossless transcoding between different JPEG

processes, and "rdjpgcom" and "wrjpgcom", two simple applications for

inserting and extracting textual comments in JFIF files.

The emphasis in designing this software has been on achieving portability and

flexibility, while also making it fast enough to be useful.  In particular,

the software is not intended to be read as a tutorial on JPEG.  (See the

REFERENCES section for introductory material.)  Rather, it is intended to

be reliable, portable, industrial-strength code.  We do not claim to have

achieved that goal in every aspect of the software, but we strive for it.

We welcome the use of this software as a component of commercial products.

No royalty is required, but we do ask for an acknowledgement in product

documentation, as described under LEGAL ISSUES.

LEGAL ISSUES

============

In plain English:

1. We don't promise that this software works.  (But if you find any bugs,

   please let us know!)

2. You can use this software for whatever you want.  You don't have to pay us.

3. You may not pretend that you wrote this software.  If you use it in a

   program, you must acknowledge somewhere in your documentation that

   you've used the IJG code.

In legalese:

The authors make NO WARRANTY or representation, either express or implied,

with respect to this software, its quality, accuracy, merchantability, or

fitness for a particular purpose.  This software is provided "AS IS", and you,

its user, assume the entire risk as to its quality and accuracy.

This software is copyright (C) 1991-1998, Thomas G. Lane.

All Rights Reserved except as specified below.

Permission is hereby granted to use, copy, modify, and distribute this

software (or portions thereof) for any purpose, without fee, subject to these

conditions:

(1) If any part of the source code for this software is distributed, then this

README file must be included, with this copyright and no-warranty notice

unaltered; and any additions, deletions, or changes to the original files

must be clearly indicated in accompanying documentation.

(2) If only executable code is distributed, then the accompanying

documentation must state that "this software is based in part on the work of

the Independent JPEG Group".

(3) Permission for use of this software is granted only if the user accepts

full responsibility for any undesirable consequences; the authors accept

NO LIABILITY for damages of any kind.

These conditions apply to any software derived from or based on the IJG code,

not just to the unmodified library.  If you use our work, you ought to

acknowledge us.

Permission is NOT granted for the use of any IJG author's name or company name

in advertising or publicity relating to this software or products derived from

it.  This software may be referred to only as "the Independent JPEG Group's

software".

We specifically permit and encourage the use of this software as the basis of

commercial products, provided that all warranty or liability claims are

assumed by the product vendor.

ansi2knr.c is included in this distribution by permission of L. Peter Deutsch,

sole proprietor of its copyright holder, Aladdin Enterprises of Menlo Park, CA.

ansi2knr.c is NOT covered by the above copyright and conditions, but instead

by the usual distribution terms of the Free Software Foundation; principally,

that you must include source code if you redistribute it.  (See the file

ansi2knr.c for full details.)  However, since ansi2knr.c is not needed as part

of any program generated from the IJG code, this does not limit you more than

the foregoing paragraphs do.

The Unix configuration script "configure" was produced with GNU Autoconf.

It is copyright by the Free Software Foundation but is freely distributable.

The same holds for its supporting scripts (config.guess, config.sub,

ltconfig, ltmain.sh).  Another support script, install-sh, is copyright

by M.I.T. but is also freely distributable.

It appears that the arithmetic coding option of the JPEG spec is covered by

patents owned by IBM, AT&T, and Mitsubishi.  Hence arithmetic coding cannot

legally be used without obtaining one or more licenses.  For this reason,

support for arithmetic coding has been removed from the free JPEG software.

(Since arithmetic coding provides only a marginal gain over the unpatented

Huffman mode, it is unlikely that very many implementations will support it.)

So far as we are aware, there are no patent restrictions on the remaining

code.

The IJG distribution formerly included code to read and write GIF files.

To avoid entanglement with the Unisys LZW patent, GIF reading support has

been removed altogether, and the GIF writer has been simplified to produce

"uncompressed GIFs".  This technique does not use the LZW algorithm; the

resulting GIF files are larger than usual, but are readable by all standard

GIF decoders.

We are required to state that

"The Graphics Interchange Format(c) is the Copyright property of

CompuServe Incorporated.  GIF(sm) is a Service Mark property of

CompuServe Incorporated."

REFERENCES

==========

We highly recommend reading one or more of these references before trying to

understand the innards of the JPEG software.

The best short technical introduction to the JPEG compression algorithm is

Wallace, Gregory K.  "The JPEG Still Picture Compression Standard",

Communications of the ACM, April 1991 (vol. 34 no. 4), pp. 30-44.

(Adjacent articles in that issue discuss MPEG motion picture compression,

applications of JPEG, and related topics.)  If you don't have the CACM issue

handy, a PostScript file containing a revised version of Wallace's article is

available at ftp://ftp.uu.net/graphics/jpeg/wallace.ps.gz.  The file (actually

a preprint for an article that appeared in IEEE Trans. Consumer Electronics)

omits the sample images that appeared in CACM, but it includes corrections

and some added material.  Note: the Wallace article is copyright ACM and IEEE,

and it may not be used for commercial purposes.

A somewhat less technical, more leisurely introduction to JPEG can be found in

"The Data Compression Book" by Mark Nelson and Jean-loup Gailly, published by

M&T Books (New York), 2nd ed. 1996, ISBN 1-55851-434-1.  This book provides

good explanations and example C code for a multitude of compression methods

including JPEG.  It is an excellent source if you are comfortable reading C

code but don't know much about data compression in general.  The book's JPEG

sample code is far from industrial-strength, but when you are ready to look

at a full implementation, you've got one here...

The best full description of JPEG is the textbook "JPEG Still Image Data

Compression Standard" by William B. Pennebaker and Joan L. Mitchell, published

by Van Nostrand Reinhold, 1993, ISBN 0-442-01272-1.  Price US$59.95, 638 pp.

The book includes the complete text of the ISO JPEG standards (DIS 10918-1

and draft DIS 10918-2).  This is by far the most complete exposition of JPEG

in existence, and we highly recommend it.

The JPEG standard itself is not available electronically; you must order a

paper copy through ISO or ITU.  (Unless you feel a need to own a certified

official copy, we recommend buying the Pennebaker and Mitchell book instead;

it's much cheaper and includes a great deal of useful explanatory material.)

In the USA, copies of the standard may be ordered from ANSI Sales at (212)

642-4900, or from Global Engineering Documents at (800) 854-7179.  (ANSI

doesn't take credit card orders, but Global does.)  It's not cheap: as of

1992, ANSI was charging $95 for Part 1 and $47 for Part 2, plus 7%

shipping/handling.  The standard is divided into two parts, Part 1 being the

actual specification, while Part 2 covers compliance testing methods.  Part 1

is titled "Digital Compression and Coding of Continuous-tone Still Images,

Part 1: Requirements and guidelines" and has document numbers ISO/IEC IS

10918-1, ITU-T T.81.  Part 2 is titled "Digital Compression and Coding of

Continuous-tone Still Images, Part 2: Compliance testing" and has document

numbers ISO/IEC IS 10918-2, ITU-T T.83.

Some extensions to the original JPEG standard are defined in JPEG Part 3,

a newer ISO standard numbered ISO/IEC IS 10918-3 and ITU-T T.84.  IJG

currently does not support any Part 3 extensions.

The JPEG standard does not specify all details of an interchangeable file

format.  For the omitted details we follow the "JFIF" conventions, revision

1.02.  A copy of the JFIF spec is available from:

Literature Department

C-Cube Microsystems, Inc.

1778 McCarthy Blvd.

Milpitas, CA 95035

phone (408) 944-6300,  fax (408) 944-6314

A PostScript version of this document is available by FTP at

ftp://ftp.uu.net/graphics/jpeg/jfif.ps.gz.  There is also a plain text

version at ftp://ftp.uu.net/graphics/jpeg/jfif.txt.gz, but it is missing

the figures.

The TIFF 6.0 file format specification can be obtained by FTP from

ftp://ftp.sgi.com/graphics/tiff/TIFF6.ps.gz.  The JPEG incorporation scheme

found in the TIFF 6.0 spec of 3-June-92 has a number of serious problems.

IJG does not recommend use of the TIFF 6.0 design (TIFF Compression tag 6).

Instead, we recommend the JPEG design proposed by TIFF Technical Note #2

(Compression tag 7).  Copies of this Note can be obtained from ftp.sgi.com or

from ftp://ftp.uu.net/graphics/jpeg/.  It is expected that the next revision

of the TIFF spec will replace the 6.0 JPEG design with the Note's design.

Although IJG's own code does not support TIFF/JPEG, the free libtiff library

uses our library to implement TIFF/JPEG per the Note.  libtiff is available

from ftp://ftp.sgi.com/graphics/tiff/.

ARCHIVE LOCATIONS

=================

The "official" archive site for this software is ftp.uu.net (Internet

address 192.48.96.9).  The most recent released version can always be found

there in directory graphics/jpeg.  This particular version will be archived

as ftp://ftp.uu.net/graphics/jpeg/jpegsrc.v6b.tar.gz.  If you don't have

direct Internet access, UUNET's archives are also available via UUCP; contact

help@uunet.uu.net for information on retrieving files that way.

Numerous Internet sites maintain copies of the UUNET files.  However, only

ftp.uu.net is guaranteed to have the latest official version.

You can also obtain this software in DOS-compatible "zip" archive format from

the SimTel archives (ftp://ftp.simtel.net/pub/simtelnet/msdos/graphics/), or

on CompuServe in the Graphics Support forum (GO CIS:GRAPHSUP), library 12

"JPEG Tools".  Again, these versions may sometimes lag behind the ftp.uu.net

release.

The JPEG FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) article is a useful source of

general information about JPEG.  It is updated constantly and therefore is

not included in this distribution.  The FAQ is posted every two weeks to

Usenet newsgroups comp.graphics.misc, news.answers, and other groups.

It is available on the World Wide Web at http://www.faqs.org/faqs/jpeg-faq/

and other news.answers archive sites, including the official news.answers

archive at rtfm.mit.edu: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/jpeg-faq/.

If you don't have Web or FTP access, send e-mail to mail-server@rtfm.mit.edu

with body

send usenet/news.answers/jpeg-faq/part1

send usenet/news.answers/jpeg-faq/part2

RELATED SOFTWARE

================

Numerous viewing and image manipulation programs now support JPEG.  (Quite a

few of them use this library to do so.)  The JPEG FAQ described above lists

some of the more popular free and shareware viewers, and tells where to

obtain them on Internet.

If you are on a Unix machine, we highly recommend Jef Poskanzer's free

PBMPLUS software, which provides many useful operations on PPM-format image

files.  In particular, it can convert PPM images to and from a wide range of

other formats, thus making cjpeg/djpeg considerably more useful.  The latest

version is distributed by the NetPBM group, and is available from numerous

sites, notably ftp://wuarchive.wustl.edu/graphics/graphics/packages/NetPBM/.

Unfortunately PBMPLUS/NETPBM is not nearly as portable as the IJG software is;

you are likely to have difficulty making it work on any non-Unix machine.

A different free JPEG implementation, written by the PVRG group at Stanford,

is available from ftp://havefun.stanford.edu/pub/jpeg/.  This program

is designed for research and experimentation rather than production use;

it is slower, harder to use, and less portable than the IJG code, but it

is easier to read and modify.  Also, the PVRG code supports lossless JPEG,

which we do not.  (On the other hand, it doesn't do progressive JPEG.)

FILE FORMAT WARS

================

Some JPEG programs produce files that are not compatible with our library.

The root of the problem is that the ISO JPEG committee failed to specify a

concrete file format.  Some vendors "filled in the blanks" on their own,

creating proprietary formats that no one else could read.  (For example, none

of the early commercial JPEG implementations for the Macintosh were able to

exchange compressed files.)

The file format we have adopted is called JFIF (see REFERENCES).  This format

has been agreed to by a number of major commercial JPEG vendors, and it has

become the de facto standard.  JFIF is a minimal or "low end" representation.

We recommend the use of TIFF/JPEG (TIFF revision 6.0 as modified by TIFF

Technical Note #2) for "high end" applications that need to record a lot of

additional data about an image.  TIFF/JPEG is fairly new and not yet widely

supported, unfortunately.

The upcoming JPEG Part 3 standard defines a file format called SPIFF.

SPIFF is interoperable with JFIF, in the sense that most JFIF decoders should

be able to read the most common variant of SPIFF.  SPIFF has some technical

advantages over JFIF, but its major claim to fame is simply that it is an

official standard rather than an informal one.  At this point it is unclear

whether SPIFF will supersede JFIF or whether JFIF will remain the de-facto

standard.  IJG intends to support SPIFF once the standard is frozen, but we

have not decided whether it should become our default output format or not.

(In any case, our decoder will remain capable of reading JFIF indefinitely.)

Various proprietary file formats incorporating JPEG compression also exist.

We have little or no sympathy for the existence of these formats.  Indeed,

one of the original reasons for developing this free software was to help

force convergence on common, open format standards for JPEG files.  Don't

use a proprietary file format!

TO DO

=====

The major thrust for v7 will probably be improvement of visual quality.

The current method for scaling the quantization tables is known not to be

very good at low Q values.  We also intend to investigate block boundary

smoothing, "poor man's variable quantization", and other means of improving

quality-vs-file-size performance without sacrificing compatibility.

In future versions, we are considering supporting some of the upcoming JPEG

Part 3 extensions --- principally, variable quantization and the SPIFF file

format.

As always, speeding things up is of great interest.

Please send bug reports, offers of help, etc. to jpeg-info@uunet.uu.net.

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>Though maybe you were looking for the readable version?
THIS PAGE IS LITERALLY ADHD
Please remind those with this superpower to just stop watching Family Guy gegfuel and NEVER take meds because meds are (((Jewish)))
THIS TOPIC ATTRACTS A LOT OF ASPIES FOR SOME REASON

Please remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

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This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???

NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
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This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???

NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
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NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
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MY EYES
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>Erm actually its called ADD now

This page is a topaz.

ADHD, also known as Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, failed abortion syndrome, agitated nigger syndrome[Marge...], or Autism Denial Disorder is a mental disorder characterized by not paying attention to the teacher in class while she teaches you the gender queer pronouns of a new Togolese ethnicity of transvestite gender-queer folx or something. 1/4 people around the world are diagnosed with it by their soychologists and soychiatrists.

According to trannies, people with ADHD are worse than autistic people because they don't pay attention to their grooming propaganda so if you see anyone leak about ADHD they are a tranny wanting to groom kids -------------> Most trannies are mentally ill and have some sort of ADHD

It is usually found mostly on xitter, in some soyboys/left-wingers bios, profiles (or whatever the fuck platform they can use to plaster it everywhere they go), drawfags also tend to have it alongside whatever niggerbabble they can find to attentionwhore harder. This is to paint themselves as being different (because of their urges to make themselves feel special) and act retarded excusably. Although not as excusable as Asperger's syndrome, it is used as a scapegoat to act unproductively and irrationally. If you found yourself associating with one of these symptoms please take your meds.

ADHDsissies when xhey don't master a certain thing in 10 minutes:

Its the main source of money that comes from selling pharmaceutical products to a population with psychological conditions, like SSRIs and other meds used by (((them))) to give young children, as currently there a massive case overdiagnosis due to psychologists actually not giving a fuck about their patients, (but you will ignore this and the text above because I'm not a hypocrite).

Association with Autism[edit | edit source]

Since ADHD and autism both have a high comorbidity status, and both ADHD and autism can cause hyper-fixation on certain objects, concepts or even websites. Trannies probably have either one or both, therefore causing the incessant fixation on overly sexual topics or indieslop troonchow. ADHDcels are also known to be repetitive occasionally, and may therefore sporadically start saying the same thing again or start fidgeting like a hectic coon.

Medication used to treat ADHD[edit | edit source]

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

Usually people who have ADHD are given shit like meth and galaxy gas to supposedly alleviate their condition. This is again evidence that psychologists are merely lizard people trying to brainwash and mind control you, this is truth no need to hide from it. The medication given to ADHD patients can unironically make you tweak harder n shiiiiiieeeeet.[They just do, okay?] Raising your heart rate and blood pressure. If you are diagnosed with ADHD,NEVER take any meds and learn to pay attention and be normal

In Raids[edit | edit source]

Sometimes during raids, ADHDniggers will ruin it in various ways, like joining a 'cord server and spamming "NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERSNARKYSNAPPYWONNIGGER" and spamming 'cado, This is usually done out of selfishness and a need for dopamine and attention.

See also[edit | edit source]

KlausSchwabsBBC/Sandbox
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Mental health
>NOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA TAKE MY MEDS!
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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the Party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

A continuation of this list can be found here.

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo/audio you can help by simply singing it yourself!

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)[edit | edit source]

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)[edit | edit source]

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter, a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo, a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


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We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)[edit | edit source]

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


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Archived Version

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)[edit | edit source]

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


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Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47[edit | edit source]

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real, keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the Party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin, can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never get bored, never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never get bored, never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never get bored, never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never get bored, never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


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End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)[edit | edit source]

What once was gemmy, now is coal
I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the Party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


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'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat[edit | edit source]

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


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Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)[edit | edit source]

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


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Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)[edit | edit source]

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the Party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


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Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)[edit | edit source]

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four-, -trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


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Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)[edit | edit source]

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B., jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.


Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the Party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


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Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)[edit | edit source]

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


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Gemmy Blue[edit | edit source]

Guess I got what I deserved

Kept you waiting there too long, my gem

All that time without a thread

Didn't know you'd think that I'd forget or I'd regret

Guess I got what I deserved

The special data I have from you,

My Gemmy blue

All the log became so long

Did you really think your info's safe?

'Sharty, when I sold you off

Thought you'd realize that I would know

I would show

The special data I have from you,

My Gemmy blue

What can I do? What can I post?

Except I want you not posting Islam

How can I show you, I'm not from CIA

Don't you know the times I've denied?

Guess that's all I have to post,

Sorry, the NSS just sent agents after me.

Just one thing before I go:

Take good care, gemmy, let me know, let it glow

The special smooches you have from me, My 'Sharty, dear. Watch on the preserve 'tubeArchived on waybackmachine

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)[edit | edit source]

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)[edit | edit source]

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


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Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Justin Hurwitz))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))[edit | edit source]

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


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Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)[edit | edit source]

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a Party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens Party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a Party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


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Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)[edit | edit source]

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)[edit | edit source]

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh I'm a color 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a shiny gemmy Party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Sooty soot

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Sooty soot


Oh I'm a color 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a shiny gemmy Party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Sooty soot

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Sooty soot


Oh I'm a color 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a shiny gemmy Party saving color 'jak


Oh I'm a color 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a shiny gemmy Party saving color 'jak


Oh I'm a color 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a shiny gemmy Party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Sooty soot

Sooty soot

Sooty soot


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)[edit | edit source]

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)[edit | edit source]

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)[edit | edit source]

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)[edit | edit source]

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)[edit | edit source]

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)[edit | edit source]

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the Party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)[edit | edit source]

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

SoyBooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)[edit | edit source]

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)[edit | edit source]

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)[edit | edit source]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)[edit | edit source]

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)[edit | edit source]

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)[edit | edit source]

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Rebecca Sugar))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))[edit | edit source]

Sanson
It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)[edit | edit source]

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)[edit | edit source]

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)[edit | edit source]

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the Party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1][edit | edit source]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll 'jak again[edit | edit source]

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll quote again some gemmy day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

'till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the 'teens that I know tell them I won't be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll 'jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmy day

we'll 'jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmy day

keep posting though just like you always do 'till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the 'teens that I know tell them I won't be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmy day


Listen on YouTube

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)[edit | edit source]

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone[edit | edit source]

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the Sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the Sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)[edit | edit source]

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)[edit | edit source]

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel[edit | edit source]

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)[edit | edit source]

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coaly 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)[edit | edit source]

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the Party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)[edit | edit source]

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Drake))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))[edit | edit source]

File:Neutral jak (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((drake))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))).png

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)[edit | edit source]

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the Party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)[edit | edit source]

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)[edit | edit source]

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)[edit | edit source]

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)[edit | edit source]

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)[edit | edit source]

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, the making ocs party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the Party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the Party, I used to love the Party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the Party

What if the Sharty made a song about the Party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so Sharty

That's all it was Party, we still love Sharty

And I love you like the Party loves Party

Listen on the 'ru

No Gem (Parody of No Love by Death Grips)[edit | edit source]

how the coals never stops

post and post its bellow brimstone

why i bump myself up

in a calming pond of gegs


(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:

soyjak

HWABAG

'ems on the 'og

i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer

(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads


(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:

soyjak

HWABAG

'ems on the 'og

i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer

(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads


(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a-


never not on >>>/soy/ 'jakkin so hard ur ashamed

(You) cant trvthnvke this fuckin brimstone saged ur thread

lose the soyduel and forget i ever pwned (You)

fuck do (You) post

fuck a troon wit estro hoormoones

spam a brimstone and kill jews

(((JEWISH PSYOP))) consume you

too many bumping my

too many bumping my muthafuckin post

askin if i know how a muthacucka copes


>how a muthacucka copes


-ack em troons

burn em goons

dead troon ropemaxxing 'cord

doxed, leaked by chudcels on >>>/raid/ board

of course i can make troons -ack but if you -ack for more

BULLraisin VANTABLACKS grab the rope -ack snapped neck all fours

you seething while i sage your coals

who's next? FROOTY FROOT

spamming coals I own no board

CHOOSE DER CORD UR ON YOUR OWN


(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:

soyjak

HWABAG

'ems on the 'og

i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer

(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads


(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:

soyjak

HWABAG

'ems on the 'og

i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer

(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads


(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a-


'jakkin way too much

cant stop 'jakkin it i fell

downa

imageboard site

winding ta coal


FUCK IT now i cant 'jak will never be the same

i got that featured 'mage (You) got nas grim

Variant:Unknown gives a fuck about the way i post 'jaks

tor browsing >>>/soy board

typically spamming coals

(You) wont do raisin

but beg me to repost

repost

and

repost

and

repost

>no gems

and

repost

>no gems

ropemaxxing clutch enact ttd in

sharty or [insert_dead_soytan_fnf_gooning_site] bumpin hey dustin dust

this is nuts bump bump it up


NUTS NIGGA

(You) 're a nas made to be cucked

cuck like what

now you spade my 'son

flat bumped on front page jann cuckin

say (You) wuzznt spamming mane

i done been done with spam

SUPER SAGE! 'gate the bump

SWEDISH W

ARYAN W

hit me nvclear trvth at my back

forcin my 'jak at the soyjak.st

posting my bait bait cant bait em never did

IAS


(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:

soyjak

HWABAG

'ems on the 'og

i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer

(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads


(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:

soyjak

HWABAG

'ems on the 'og

i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer

(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads


(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:

soyjak

HWABAG

'ems on the 'og

i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer

(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads


(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a-

Listen on the 'roo

Gape Sinatra - Soyteens Stupid[edit | edit source]

2:40

I gotta wait some time

Until you get hooked on the line

with that bait thread that i made

And if you think you're smart to sage

I know that there's a chance

You'll reply seething in rage

Then afterwards 'teens mass reply with soyquotes left and right

And think that im a jew

And then I go and spoil the thread

By saying somethin' stupid like, "I'm trans, too"

I can see it in your eyes

That you despise the same old bait

seen a thrembillion times

And though it's getting pretty old

some new autismslop

will rape the 'log alone

now 'teens go search all day

To find some slop from nu-kway

To bait their fellow soyteens

they obsessively saturate the 'log

with trannyshit and frogs

til they get 0 (you)s

Then afterwards 'teens mass reply with soyquotes left and right

And think that they're jews

And then those 'teens go spoil their threads

By saying somethin' stupid like, "I'm trans too"

Then afterwards 'teens mass reply with soyquotes left and right

And think that they're jews

And then those 'teens go spoil their threads

By saying somethin' stupid like, "I'm trans too"

"I'm trans too"

"I'm trans too"

"I'm trans too"

"I'm trans too"

Listen on the 'ru

Chudcels Rhapsody[edit | edit source]

Is this qa_(4chan) board? Is this just soyjak.st

Caught in a range ban, no escape from this ip ban

Open the ‘logs, look up to the threads and seethe

Im just a chud goy

>chudcel

not even aryan

‘cus I’m easy bait, easy troll, little brim, little coal

Anyway PPH goes nothing ever happens to me

to me


Janny, just banned a ‘teen

Typically spamming coals, broke the core rvles now xhe’s banned

Janny, ‘arty’s just begun

But now it's time to spam gems all away

JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

didn't mean to piss you off

If my thread’s been removed this time tomorrow

‘jak it off, ‘jak it off, nothing ever happens


Too late, my thread is gone

(OP)’s coping all the time, clitty’s leaking all the time

Goodbye every soyteen, I've got to go

Gotta leave this brimstone site and go outside

JANNNNYYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>as PPH goes

I don't want a ban

I sometimes wish I'd never visited sharty


>epic solo guitar playing


I see a not a soyjak posted on >>>/soy/ board

Janny please Janny please move this to >>>/qa/ board NOW

==NIGGER GORE HAVE SOME MORE I PUT DEAD NIGGERS IN A DEAD NIGGER STORE==

>Sooty Sooty

<Sooty Sooty

>Sooty Sooty

<Sooty Sooty Soot

Sooty Sooty Soot

==O ALGOOOO O O O O==

I'm just a chud goy, nobody bumps me

==He's just a chud goy from a goy family==

==Spare his data from these dataminers==


ias, nas, always be gem?



==باسم العلم==

==NO YWNBAG==

==NIGGERCOAL==


باسم العلم==

==YWNBAG==

==NIGGERCOAL==


==باسم العلم==

==YWNBAG==

==NIGGERCOAL==


==WNBAG==

==NIGGERCOAL==


==WNBAG==

==NIGGERCOAL==

==NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERCOAL==


==COOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL==


==NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERCOAL==


Oh what would hitler what would hitler ==what would Adolf Hitler do==

Admin ‘ty Froot has a Janny banning my IP IP IP


>more epic guitars playing


SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DOX ME AND SEND 60 ‘ZAS

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BAN ME AND LET MY POSTS DIE

OOOOOHHH JANNNYYYY CANT DO THIS TO ME JANNNYYYY

JUST GOTTA ‘JAK OFF
JUST GOTTA GET ‘JAKKIN ‘JAKS HERE


>even more epic guitars playing


Ooooh, ohnonono


Nothing ever happens

Nobody can seethe

Nothing ever happens

Nothing ever happens

to meeee


>anyway PPH goes

Listen on the 'roo

Bumulous Gatekept Gemstones[edit | edit source]

Hi (You). I’m Chud, lurkers of sharty. This is my squirrel mr squirreljak, the most nuttiest squirrel in the Soysphere. Bumulous Gatekept Gemstones revealed to me the day I posted this post and said…


4 fvcking years and my life is still

trying to get up to hyperborea

for a glistening gem

and I realized quickly when I knew I should

that this site was made up of

nufags from der 'cord

or something


and so I dilate when im lurking in >>>/soy/

Just to get it all out when i trace some guy

im feelin’

a little IAS


and so I ‘jak on the sharty

of course I stay inside

and I take my meds and my vaccines

and I spam all over the board

>nothing ever happens


and I say

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

I say GEG

nothing ever happens


and I say

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

I say GEG

nothing ever happens


>and he copes

OMAGA do I cope

I cope all the time

'cus ill never be white


>and he seethes

OMAGA do I seethe

I seethe every single day

for something to happen


and I say

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

I say GEG

nothing ever happens


and I say

<don’t dilate

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

<just keep on 'jakkin

>just keep on 'jakkin

I say GEG

<no need to cope or start seething

>no need to cope or start seething

no need to cope or start seething


and I say

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

I say GEG

nothing ever happens


4 fvcking years and my life is still

trying to get up to hyperborea

for a glistening gem

Listen on the 'tube

Listen on the 'roo


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)[edit | edit source]

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )[edit | edit source]

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)[edit | edit source]

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a Sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the Sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the Sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)[edit | edit source]

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the Party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Cobson Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)[edit | edit source]

>Cobson rain, Some say "gem" and others dilate
>Cobson rain, A gemmy thread will die before it's made
>Cobson rain, The janny says it can't be here again
>Cobson rain, The ban page makes you wonder where it went
>Cobson rain, Lock a board and say that 'teens are out
>Cobson rain, Zoom the browser out and see the drought
>Cobson rain, Soyjaks to be posted yesterday
>Cobson rain, You look like this and this is what you say
>Cobson rain, raised your imageboard PPH rates
>Cobson rain, makes us happy eating bugs and gape
>Cobson rain, Made me post a gem the other day
>Cobson rain, Made you turn your thread the other way
>Cobson rain, Brimstone quickly crashing through your veins
>Cobson rain, Using (You)s to post NAS coal again
>Cobson rain, Brimstone quickly crashing through your veins
>Cobson rain, Using (You)s to post NAS coal again
>Cobson rain, Seldom posted on the splinter board
>Cobson rain, It's the meme your jannies call NAS coal
>Cobson rain, worse than CP, worse than doxing names
>Cobson rain, Post it publicly and you're insane
>Cobson rain, No one wants to post about it now
>Cobson rain, Shill real hard it becomes banned somehow
>Cobson rain, Makes the best of threads begin to slide
>Cobson rain, But did they see the Cobson's gemmy light?
>Cobson rain, every February spammed all day
>Cobson rain, Stays behind as garbage celebrates
>Cobson rain, The same post has a longer ban to wait
>Cobson rain, The mods and jannies swear it's not the bait
>Cobson rain, Brimstone quickly crashing through your veins
>Cobson rain, Using (You)s to post NAS coal again
>Cobson rain, Brimstone quickly crashing through your veins
>Cobson rain, Using (You)s to post NAS coal again
>Cobson rain, dirty secrets of the janny team
>Cobson rain, turns that website into PPD
>Cobson rain, the jannies blame the website's posting rate
>Cobson rain, but gem scores are how much the admins make
>Cobson rain, Raiding /soy/ and /pol/ the other night
>Cobson rain, Cleans the brimstone out beneath the site
>Cobson rain, 'Cross the board and back it's all the same
>Cobson rain, Oldfags cry and shake their heads in shame
>Cobson rain, Eats the bugs and slurps the Soylent drink
>Cobson rain, which site do you think you're posting in?
>Cobson rain. More than 'jakking, more than spamming cob
>Cobson rain, Repost how 'jaks got to where they are
>Cobson rain, Brimstone quickly crashing through your veins
>Cobson rain, Using (You)s to post NAS coal again
>Cobson rain, Brimstone quickly crashing through your veins
>Cobson rain, Using (You)s to post NAS coal again

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Matt Stone))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))[edit | edit source]

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the Party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the Party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)[edit | edit source]

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)[edit | edit source]

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)[edit | edit source]

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)[edit | edit source]

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)[edit | edit source]

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the Party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis[edit | edit source]

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)[edit | edit source]

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog[edit | edit source]

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!

Cobson Astley - Never Gonna Chud You Up[edit | edit source]

We're no 'jakker to coal

You know the rules and so do I (do I)

A full gemerald's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other 'jak

I just wanna tell you how I'm 'jakkin

Gotta make you vnbothered

Never gonna chud you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna necrobump and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna get you banned

Never gonna tell a lie and falseflag

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been ACKing, but you're too shy to say it (say it)

Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)

We know the thread and we're gonna bump it

And if you ask me how I'm 'jakkin

Don't tell me you're too vnbothered

Never gonna chud you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna necrobump and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna get you banned

Never gonna tell a lie and falseflag

Never gonna chud you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna necrobump and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna get you banned

Never gonna tell a lie and falseflag

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been ACKing, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)

Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)

We know the thread and we're gonna bump it

I just wanna tell you how I'm 'jakkin

Gotta make you vnbothered

Never gonna chud you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna necrobump and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna get you banned

Never gonna tell a lie and falseflag

Never gonna chud you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna necrobump and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna get you banned

Never gonna tell a lie and falseflag

Never gonna chud you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna necrobump and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna get you banned

Never gonna tell a lie and falseflag

Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)[edit | edit source]

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)[edit | edit source]

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)[edit | edit source]

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)[edit | edit source]

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)[edit | edit source]

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the Sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)[edit | edit source]

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)[edit | edit source]

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)[edit | edit source]

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)[edit | edit source]

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men[edit | edit source]

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)[edit | edit source]

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the Party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)[edit | edit source]

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)[edit | edit source]

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Marx)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)[edit | edit source]

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)[edit | edit source]

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)[edit | edit source]

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)[edit | edit source]

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some dox tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat[edit | edit source]

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy[edit | edit source]

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci[edit | edit source]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)[edit | edit source]

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the Party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the Party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the Party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the Party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the Party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)[edit | edit source]

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)[edit | edit source]

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the Party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the Party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)[edit | edit source]

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")[edit | edit source]

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of Party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

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(((Communism))) is an ideology made by a self-hating lazy kike called (((Karl Marx))) which only purpose is to destroy the christian and white civilization of the west, this is why communists nowdays are mostly from third world shitholes or are kikes.

Soyjak.party was frequently raided by CIA agents who larped as communists. They usually spammed child porn, gore, and niggerdicks. Investigations by the /soy/ community have found that the average spammer was either a tranny, nigger, the CIA, or Kuz himself. Each of these parties were notorious for their connections to communism, pedophilia, and transgenderism. Therefore, these fag spammers were often referred to as "commiepedotroons".

The basic idea of communism is complicated because if you try to debate communists, they will say, "We don't believe in this form of communism" or, "that's the extreme version" or something along those lines. However, the basic idea that commiepedotroons argue is that capitalism is evil because the richest members of society have too much power. Their solution to this power imbalance is to transfer the power that the richest 1% have into the government instead.

You may say, "Well, isn't that just transferring the corruption to the government? Now you just have a corrupt government rather than a corrupt bourgeoisie", but they're too stupid to understand that. Communists want all forms of production, including all of the factories that make stuff you need to live on, farms that sustain the food supply, and anything that produces shit to be owned by the government (because having EVERYTHING that produces the stuff you need to live under one entity's ownership will not create any corruption whatsoever I promise).

Some extremist commiepedotroons even want people to give up all private property and abolish the concept of private land ownership, giving all that land to the government instead for the sake of "equality". Ev&oe this is actually the mainstream in communist circles and you're considered extremist for not believing in this

The only good thing about commies is the weapons and vehicles they make, from AKs and Mosins to Ladas and T-34s.

Karl Marx[edit source]

Karl Marx smells like sauerkraut und Pretzel!

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Karl Marx is (((Jewish))).

(5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883) Arguably one of the worst Jews that ever lived, best known for the amount of retardation he rippled throughout the world, mainly through his followers. He once was a no-life fag and a self-loathing Jew. He managed to overcome his crippling social anxiety thanks to his local child rapist rabbi, Moses Hess, who also helped him in writing his "masterpieces" such as Das Capital and The German Ideology.

Many groups of retards read those books and never question what was in it further because they don't like that they have to work hard to get good money (TLDR; they're lazy wagecucks). A lot of troons fall for this because it is soyentifically proven that all troons would be rather Dilating and gooning off to porn all day than to actually work hard in a well-paying job (maybe because they are all ugly as hell, and no one would like to go to work every day just to see that shit).

The Irony[edit source]

On June 19th 1843, Karl Marx married Johanna Bertha Julie Jenny Edle von Westphalen (12 February 1814 – 2 December 1881), or Jenny von Westphalen. Make of that what you will.

The Soviet Union[edit source]

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The Soviet Union, also known as the doebeit onion,[1] was the first communigger country formed from Russia after WWI by Vladimir Lenin, killing the Tsar and making himself dictator. Under him the country became Niggerhell, Faggotry was legalized, Famines were common, and Church was banned. He died like a bitch in his 50's and went to hell leaving Stalin in charge. After WWII the USSR would have a shitflinging war with the US and would mess with countries and have skirmishes from time to time which still affects the world to this day. In 1991 the country would collapse cause Communism is retarded and would later turn back into Russia.

Joseph Stalin's brutal dictatorship[edit source]

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During the early 1900s, Joseph Stalin, who had acquired a great deal of power in the USSR, claimed that he had uncovered a "dangerous conspiracy of anti-Stalinist Communists". As such, he began a pattern of totalitarian actions, killing and imprisoning anyone he believed was a "dissenter". These included people who opposed communism, especially government officials and army officers. He had over 30,000 members of the Red Army executed. Stalin eventually moved on from killing people in office to peasants, ethnic minorities, artists, scientists, intellectuals, writers, foreigners, and ordinary citizens. He even killed Trotskyists (who were essentially more retarded communists), including Trotsky himself.🗝️ Carl also made it so that families could be liable for the crimes of a husband or father, meaning that children as young as 12 could be executed (HOLY SHIT). In total there was at minimum of 3 million innocents killed by the hands of one of history's most brutal soylent-loving schizo dictators.[2]

Knowing all of that, you may think that Stalin was some sort of evil genius. However, he was just stupid. When Stalin saw that Russia's crops were not doing so well, the USSR enlisted the help of Soviet biologist Trofim Lysenko, a scientist who was against the theory of genetics and believed that plants and seeds could be trained to follow socialist organizational principles. Much like with any of Stalin's actions, anyone who opposed this biologist's retarded plan would be imprisoned. Over 3,000 biologists who opposed the idea that plants could follow socialist organizational principles were imprisoned. This and many more of Stalin's decisions led to the Russian famine of 1921–1922,[3] which was so bad that over FIVE MILLION people died, with families resorting to CANNIBALISM.

Despite all of these god-awful things Stalin did, Stalin sympathizers and breadtubers will overlook all of this and pretend that Stalin was one of the best leaders out there and treat him as an icon. Most of these people have never lived under communism or experienced its horrors. Over time, Joseph Stalin has went from an awful dictator to a "hero" who warned us about heccing capitalism. Tankies mostly tend to talk about how he fought Hitler (ev&doe Stalin hated Jews and killed Trotsky, who was a Jew plus considered himself communist Hitler before he betrayed him).

Communism today[edit source]

Today's communism socialismCHUD! is perpetuated by leftists in general, neo-Marxists, and various other factions. These people believe they should be paid $100k yearly for doing nothing in their lives besides using social media and gooning to hentai because of le hecking intrinsic motivation. Also, many male leftists unironically believe that they are women.

Also recently leftists soyboys are using weapons (doctoooosss) to kill every literal who that threats xheyr BASED lifestyle. The irony is that typically left faggots are against firearms but I guess only when xhey want just like gooning to 'p.

There is a "famous" twitter thread where modern commies discuss how they envision their job in their ideal society. All the responses were shit like "uniform designer" and "mental health supporter". What this proves is that nowadays, the only westerners who unironically believe in communism are lazy faggots, which is hilarious because they would've been the first to be sent to the gulags back in the USSR. Trannies like communism because (in their fantasy world at least) it allows them to do nothing but sit in their pod all day while dilating on Shitter and playing video games.

A lot of them will claim that "capitalism is in decay", which makes sense if you look at the state of the modern world, but the thing is, they have been saying that for the past hundred years.

Socialism[edit source]

Communism, socialism, call it what you like. There's very little difference in the two

What to do if you see a modern communist/ how to debate them[edit source]

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  • Remind them that there has never been a single successful communist country.
    "But Stalin was not that bad of a gu-ACKKKK" average North Korea user
    • Ask them to name a single country that is not capitalist or socialist that is better than the country they are currently living under. If they answer "China" (which they will because they are retarded) remind them to take their meds and that China has a capitalist economy and engages in imperialism.[4]
    • What about North Korea? (Dictatorship where families get paid to go to town squares to look like they are having fun and hanging out whenever tourists or ambassadors come [my grandpa was a journalist in the 70s who was hired to write some stupid book or article or something and he told me how they would literally come and leave in buses], which is why there is such a strict curfew for anybody visiting.)
  • Remind them that Joseph Stalin killed more people than Hitler and was the most unsuccessful leader in the history of the world. Also remind them that people back then were trying to leave the USSR through Germany after seeing the westernized German side.
  • Remind them that while corporations do in fact employ tactics to keep people poor and unemployed, it is rather because of much different reasons than the ones commiepedotroons regurgitate from their Jewish parasites. Commies specifically cannot get jobs, because communist ideology discourages personal responsibility and encourages collective responsibility based on class instead - they're envious all in all.
  • Remind them that replacing an entire government to be communist will never happen in their or the next 100 lifetimes and is an unachievable goal.
  • Ask them why capitalism has survived longer than communism and what should replace capitalism.
  • Ask them to provide evidence of communism working.
  • Remind them that people resorted to cannibalizing due to how bad famine was and at one point someone tried to make plants grow in snow which resulted in a lot more deaths because of starvation. (Stalin personally approved this, so you can blame Stalin for this)
  • Remind them that an economic system without currency cannot function efficiently.
  • Tell them that governments are inefficient.
  • Tell them that communism will decay into Juche or Stalinism ("libertarian socialism" can't exist because you need a strong state with a police force to prevent the socialism in question from being overthrown by chuddies with guns, among other reasons that it doesn't work)
  • Ask them how communism will reduce government corruption. (it won't)
  • Remind them that they will never be real women.
  • Remind them that Stalin would have lined them up against walls and shot them for being massive faggots.
  • Kuz
  • Remind them that the west is so cool that when Metallica went to perform in Moscow after the USSR fell, more than 1.5 gorillion people attended.
  • Refute the Labor Theory of Value: The amount of penises that touch a product does not affect its value, the subjective desire for the product and the supply available determine the value of any given good (Supply and Demand). Compounded onto this, people have subjective values for things depending on the level of want/need for the product. Someone who does not own a computer would value a mouse at nothing, since they don't want it. If they have a computer and don't have a mouse they will value a mouse at a cost reasonably to the supply of money available to them and the supply of mouses, if more people are chasing less goods, then people are willing to pay more (to an extent, it doesn't usually exceed the supply of money the consumer has). The notion that owners are stealing from the workers and that value comes from the amount of labor that went into a product is pure copium used to justify a selfish ideology that is practically slavery to benefit the entity in charge.
  • Refute "Late Stage Capitalism": Marx considered his own time to be "Late Stage", and while we are far from perfect the capitalist model has proven itself to be a free and good system that allows for the consensual exchange of goods and services between people in some way, shape or form since the advent of agriculture.
  • Refute the belief that the economy is zero sum: Value is subjective, with some hand tools and wood a skilled woodworker can make furniture that people would value higher than the raw wood itself, increasing the total value of the world that exists, compounded with the fact that the Earth is being bathed in free energy from the sun, making the Earth an open system and allowing life to even exist in the first place on the planet. This sunlight allows for unlimited energy from renewable sources of energy and renewable food production from agriculture that allows the value of everything on the earth to increase and allow everyone to win in a capitalistic system, especially when compared to the system practiced not too long ago that was zero sum in which gold was the primary store of value and a limited supply of gold meant limited wealth, but even in this system the value of gold was subjective and goods and services were also seen as having value in some way in comparison with gold.

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    In mathematics and science, contour integration, invented by Augustin-Louis Cauchy, is a method in complex analysis that can:

    • evaluate definite integrals (residue theorem)
    • find location of poles and zeroes of a function (argument principle )
    • give upper and lower bounds for integrals (ML inequality)

    It is a mandatory course in TND school. It can also be used to demonstrate the usage of thrembo, as well as proving the Holocaust death toll was 271,000, not 6 million.

    Note: I half assed this page and it may contain some errors

    Example[edit | edit source]

    Consider the following contour in the complex plane, where R is a limit going to infinity, or something.

    Let's find dxx2+1.

    The first half of the contour is a straight line that goes from R to R, hence, this can be represented as, (H is the entire contour, because I said so)

    Hdxx2+1=γRdxx2+1+RRdxx2+1

    The other half of the contour, γR, can be represented as the equation x=Reiv where v is a variable that goes from πto 0/

    Differentiating, we have dx=Rieivdv. Plugging it back into our original integrals:

    Hdxx2+1=π0Rieivdv(Reiv)2+1+RRdxx2+1

    If we set:

    P=π0RieivdvR2e2iv+1

    Then take the absolute value:

    |P|=|π0RieivR2e2iv+1dv|

    From the triangle inequality for integrals:

    |P|π0|RieivR2e2iv+1|dv

    |P|π0R|eiv||R2e2iv+1|dv

    It's known that if z is real, then |eiz|=1. Thus:

    |P|π0R|R2e2iv+1|dv

    Using the triangle inequality :

    |P|π0R|R2e2iv|+|1|dv

    |P|π0R|R2|+|1|dv

    Since there is no more v, we can move the thing out of the integral, or so I think

    |P|RπR2+1

    If we allow R:

    |P|limRRπR2+1

    |P|limRπR+1/R

    |P|0

    Since the absolute value of something is always greater than 0 unless it is 0, then P=0, this gives us:

    Hdxx2+1=RRdxx2+1

    Then, letting R:

    Hdxx2+1=dxx2+1

    inside 1x2+1, there are only 2 poles, where x=±i, inside our contour, there is only one pole, x=i, hence, using the residue theorem:

    2πiResx=i1x2+1=dxx2+1

    2πilimxi(xi)x2+1=dxx2+1

    x2+1=(xi)(x+i), hence:

    2πilimxi1x+i=dxx2+1

    Setting the limit:

    π=dxx2+1

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