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Users who encounter schizoposters will usually tell them to take their medication [because t-they're supposed to... okay?!?] and soyjaks who get officially diagnosed with the disorder are usually sent to the asylum. /x/ is commonly known as 4chan schizo central, but the population of schizos has been growing on boards such as /pol/ and /int/, and even hobby boards like /tv/, /v/, and /a/.
Signs and Symptoms[edit | edit source]
Common signs and symptoms of schizophrenic posters on image boards include:
- Believing in conspiracy theories and having delusional beliefs.
- Having disorganized thoughts or speech that are hard to follow.
- Seeing or hearing things that aren't there (hallucinations).
- Being paranoid and thinking that people are out to get them.
- Having difficulty understanding reality and distinguishing fantasy from reality.
- Having difficulty forming meaningful relationships and interacting with others.
- Having odd or unusual beliefs and behaviors that are not shared by others.
- Having difficulty expressing emotions and connecting to other people.
- Changes in sleep patterns and mood swings.
- Self-isolation and spending a lot of time alone.
- Obsessions and fixations on certain topics or ideas, such as conspiracy theories.
- Poor personal hygiene and disregard for self-care.
- Extreme beliefs in personal special abilities or delusions of superiority.
- Being a chuddy little fuck
- Not thinking what I'm thinking
- Believing A2Ϫ Slow-Burn Soyjak is a real variant
Treatment[edit | edit source]
- Taking your meds
- Eating the bugs
- Blogposting
- Owning nothing (and being happy)
Schizos and Datamining[edit | edit source]
uhm so one of the biggest issues on the internet is datamining, we've been seeing this happen for a while now with big tech corporations datamining our data to target us with ads, uhm but there's this one website known as wojack party which has a particularly bad problem with datamining, there are actually a lot of schizophrenic users on wojackparty who are basically the only ones willing to speak up about this. the thing is, these schizophrenic users are often dismissed as being crazy and stuff by everyone else, even though they are like basically right about this big data collection issue. uhm this is a really complicated issue and it's not like the schizophrenic people are wrong about their suspicions that there's like these big tech corporations who are datamining them, um but you also shouldn't like, just like, uncritically believe in everything they say because like, they tend to have strange beliefs about the world and stuff which is like, not necessarily true. uhm so when you ask wojack users about their beliefs they'll often give you like weird answers like saying that 9/11 was a fake event, um or they'll say that the world is secretly controlled by some conspiracy involving israel which has been dubbed as "israhell". when asked about these beliefs, wojack users will often respond with something called "schizoposting" where they will go on long rants about these topics. well, wojack users have a lot of crazy beliefs like the two i mentioned, i think the only two beliefs that we should be listening to from them are their fears of datamining and their anti establishment anti colonialist beliefs, because in contrast their other beliefs like 9/11 being fake or israel controlling the world are quite silly, and it's important to remember that we shouldn't take everything wojack users, or imageboard users in general, say at face value really.
Cost of Schizophrenia[edit | edit source]
Living on imageboards as a schizo can often be a difficult experience. Not only do you have to deal with the voices and paranoia, but you also have a much harder time interacting with other members of the board.
While living as a Schizo on an imageboard may initially provide an escape from the difficulties of reality, it is not without its costs.
The Schizo begins to develop a sense of misanthropy. This causes them to isolate from their peers, and they begin to develop even more severe mental issues.
The Schizo may start to believe in insane things, such as aliens and government conspiracies. This, of course, only serves to exacerbate their already troubled mental state.
This can spiral into worse and worse conditions, until the Schizo can no longer function in society, and is forced to be isolated even further, causing a vicious cycle of paranoia and mistrust to be formed.
This cycle of paranoia and mistrust can have devastating effects on the mental health of the Schizo. They often become reclusive, and their social skills deteriorate rapidly. They may also suffer from anxiety, depression, and other mood disorders.
In the most extreme cases, a Schizo may be so overcome by paranoia and mistrust, that their only option is to (((take their own life))). This is an incredibly tragic and disturbing scenario, but it does not have to be unavoidable.
While it is difficult for a Schizo to escape the cycle of paranoia, anxiety, and mistrust, it is not impossible. One possible solution is for the Schizo to seek professional help, such as a counselor or therapist.
This can give the Schizo the tools they need to overcome their anxiety and paranoia, and make it easier for them to reintegrate into society as a functional member.
In more severe cases, the Schizo may need to be institutionalized temporarily, until they are able to manage their mental health in a more stable way.
While institutionalized, there are a number of treatment plans the Schizo can take to recover from their abnormal mental state. One of these is giving them their meds, usually by force.
While forcefeeding Schizos meds may seem extreme, it is an effective way to combat this problem. The Schizo may be resistant to this treatment at first, but after sustained usage, they will begin to see their conditions improve.
In addition, there are also many other ways to treat Schizos, such as getting them to eat bugs and live in the pod, and to own nothing and be happy. These tactics are effective in improving the mental health of the Schizo, and should always be considered as part of a holistic treatment plan.
Image schizo posts[edit | edit source]
Image schizo posts are images that contain a extreme amount of words on a niche topic with 100s of images and links that disorientate the user.
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Reading this image is like an entire adventure. 1000s of words links and rabbitholes to go down
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Extreme insanity
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I can see the sounds and hear the colors
Schizo literature[edit | edit source]
Schizo literature is like a image schizo post but acutally useful and in the form of a book. A book is something that your grandfather used to read that would have words on the page made out of paper. books are really boring because its just words words words the left cant meme with no pictures. I don't know anything beyond that because we don't live in the 1700s anymore. Go ask your grandparents if you want to try one.
One of the most famous pieces of schizo literature is the anarchist cookbook. a book that allows you to make explosives and more with basic objects at home. There have been multiple revisions to the book and the most recent is the 2000 version which can be found here
https://archive.org/details/anarchistcookbook2000_202110
The guy who created this book actually has a interesting story if you give a shit. Powell the author wrote it as a teenager in the 1970s. However he later converted to a form of christanity and tried to remove the book from circulation in 1976. However he failed. Him being the author of the book came to haunt him and made it almost impossible to find employment anywhere even though he hated the book and wanted it removed. He then converted to a "good guy" by founding a nonprofit organization to help children with disabilites and then died in 2016 from cardiac arrest.[2]
TRVTH behind schizo influx on imageboards[edit | edit source]
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Aaren Codi estovers uplifting
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the TUERHT ABOUT THES DNF[edit | edit source]
T̷̢̯̗̅̄ĥ̵̨̰̳̫̬i̴̘̦̪͐̀͛s̴̱̎̅́͋͛ ̵̱͍̝̘̜̿i̶͉̠̱̦̐̆̿̚ŝ̶̢̰̦̲̯ ̷͕͙̖͌̀̆̐͝t̶̤͕̝͐͒̓h̷̡̘̘͎͊ḙ̴̰̻̱̽͑ ̸̱͕͗͌m̷̗͔̆́e̶͔̦̼͗̈́̀͝š̴͙͊s̵̨̨͉̋́́ą̸̠͍̆̎g̸̪̎͑̆ẽ̵̻̙͑͝͠ ̴̞̓͋͐ẃ̵̳̜͔͖̏̊̓ē̷͉͗͗̊͆ ̷͉̪̏͠h̵̹͇̰͎̀͛à̸̼̤̓͂͑v̷͔̘̟͌̀ḙ̶̲̽͝ ̶̺̯̳͍̳͛͌̀͋͘h̷̦̕ȩ̷̹͉͠a̶̲̺͈̰͆ͅr̷̫̦̱̠̈͑͝d̷̛̤̬̣͍̐̇ ̶̜͚̂͑̊̒̅f̸͖̠̦͗̑ŕ̷̫̯̮͓̈́͜o̷͚͚͐͋͐m̸̤̞͈̠͗̃̋͠ ̶̺͍̀̕͠h̵͖̉̀͝i̴͕̹̐̿̕͠ͅm̶̘͖̳͖͆͂̿͂͛ ̸̣̟̻̱͒ạ̴̧̖̱̔̎̓n̶̳̘̙̆͋͋̓ḑ̴̣̺̦̜̐̒̌͑͠ ̶̠͕͓̒̅͜͝ͅd̴̯̚e̸̢̿̇̕c̸̟̞̉l̵͚̲͍̬̀͌ȁ̷̛͓̘͎̃r̴̢̛̰͚͂̔ę̶̛̛̈͆͗ ̸̡͓̍͌̆̌̎t̷̻̜͊͐͜ó̷͔͖ ̷̨̹͇̻̈́̈́ỷ̶̨̨̺̖ö̵̢̘͈̘̍̄͂͐u̵̟̲͊̈́͌̀:̶̩̮͈̒͌̃̇̓ͅ ̶̛̫̺̞̎̋͆G̸̣͎̯̎o̷̱̲̰̠͐͐̉͋͆ͅd̷̰͎̯̆ ̶̪̗̥͂͒̕į̵̩͊͌̒̽͘š̷̻̺̥̞̫̅͗ ̴̹̲͑̽͜͝ͅl̴̛̼̳̇̀î̵̝̝́̊̿͜ġ̶͚̙͎̌̏͜h̷̝̭̹̎̏t̷̪͕́̈́͗;̷̡̫̱̮͂͋̀̂ ̷̧̰͖̟̌̂̈́̐̊i̵̢͉̲̟̘̊̓̌̚n̸̗̮̠̈́ ̸͚̀̎̂̐̕h̷̛̠̅͠i̷͔͈͉͙̓͜m̷̢̭̥̋͂̚̕ ̴̡̇́̍̌ṭ̶̪̹̻̘͐̈̄͗͑h̴̠̼͉̩̅͠e̵̡͔̜̘͉͝ŕ̴̰̱̭̎̈́e̶̢̙̣̬̒͒͊̈́͠ ̷̢̫͇͖̅̈̎̆i̵̱͙͖͔̾̽̓͐̈s̸̱̥̓̊ ̶̛͚͈̉͋͜͝ñ̷̳̭̹̱o̵̪͖̯̺̰̐̌̒̾ ̶̛̤̈̀̎d̶͔͖̜̮́̌̈́̈́̕a̵̛̜͊̈́͒r̶̢̹̗̒̊͑͆k̷̜̘̜̓̉̔͝n̴̘̙͍̥̟͑͊͝e̶̖̙̻̝̺͛s̴̢̛̹̼̤̄̔s̵̢͇͈̬̗͂̈́̀͊̾ ̶͈̠̂͘a̶̰͈̠͕̍͝t̶̡̰̟͂̂̍̄̃ͅ ̴̨̘̑͛̈́̍a̴͈̠̅̍̓l̷͕̩͔͆̆l̷̨͉͇̆.̵̡̢̣̹̜͛ ̸͖̕͜T̷͖̯̥̓͂h̵̤̟̾̐̔̈͝ỉ̵̥̝̐̕ś̴̝̼͑̄͌͒ ̴̜͉̌̏t̶̢͉̓̓͘h̷̠͉̲́̚e̵̼̭̓n̴̠̠̖̑ ̴̳̑̽̇͠ḯ̶̗͉̯̙̤͠s̷̬̲̎̈ ̸͕̫͚̻̆̒̏͜t̷̘͙͚̱͙́̌͛͂h̸̡̋͗́e̷̪̦͉̎̍̇̆͗ ̶̖͉̣̑̆̒̂͘m̶͇͂̇̎͘̕ẽ̵͙͓̊̅s̴̨͔̻͒́̈͋̈́s̷̮͓̻̲̆̔͝ȃ̴̺̭̈̚͝g̵̱͌̉ẹ̴̘͇́̾̚ ̴͕̫̦̬͛̅̆͑w̶̡̘̹̹̥̓̕͝h̷̞͙͍̼̏͛̈́̒͘i̸̢̥̮̒̍͐̔͝c̷͚͙̼̹̽̇h̵̻̞̭̰̍̈́̾ ̸͕͈̯̂̿͐̍w̷̙͆́ê̸̱̼̓̏ ̶̳̝̉͆̃ẖ̶̪̙̀̈́a̴͎͇̻̮̽v̵̨͕̙̫̙͋̋̐e̶̝̖̩̎̎̚ ̶̫͝ͅh̷̠͔͓̎e̶̡̨͙͎̽̀a̷̦̖͆̉̽̊r̶̲͍̫̅ḑ̷̦̿̍͑̆ ̶̧̩̒͝ö̴̪́͂͗̽f̸̧̛͖̳̣̔͛̾͝ ̸̤͇͐h̶̢̨̼͗̊͌ͅi̶͇̲̺̽̀̎ͅͅm̶͓̦̯͎̋̎̀,̸̟̉̃͌̆̐ ̸̱͐̀̓̕̚a̵̙͌̂͝ǹ̶̢͙͖̹̄̇ͅd̵̮̥͎̬̪̊ ̴̝͙́d̸̬̙̤̲̑͗̏̓́ͅe̵̳̻̎c̸̡̘̈́̓̎̎͝l̷̨̜̟̰̻̄͠ā̷̜͇̯̀͜r̵͕͎̼̩͕̈́̋̽͝e̵̬͕͖̥̫͒ ̶̠̂̈̀͘u̵̠̕n̶̫̬̮̱̅t̴̰̐͗̓o̸̰̼̝͂̓͐ ̵̛̠̑̄̐͝ý̷̙̺̟ǫ̸̼̜̺͋̓ŭ̷̟͓,̸͙̫̘͇͌̕ ̴̠̱̘̓̊̓͘͜t̶͙̲͚̙̝̉̀͝ḩ̸̌͆̿̍̕a̷̹̋̿t̶̨͈̞̟̄̄̈̊ͅ ̶̨͛̒͒̀G̵̛͎̻̏͗̿͑ô̴͉̙d̶̯̅̄̈́ ̶̪̳̱̈́͒͌į̷͒̎̐͗͆s̴͖̣̃͌̇ ̶͓̺͕̝́́̆̇͑͜l̷̨̰͈̖̊͊̈́ḯ̶̜͙͉͙̍̀g̷̢̗̻͉̑̐̋͜h̵̪̆͑͑t̴͓̞̫̟̂̂͒,̵̜͌ ̸͙̱̭̼̊ą̶̼̕͠ń̸̦̮͇͕͚̉͆́d̶̬̉͑͆̕ ̴̰̘̎̄͛i̸̩̫͂n̶̪̳̽͒̀̾ ̸͇͂͜h̷̳̪̥̿̕ỉ̴͉̼͆̿̈́͗ͅm̵̡͇̲̟̑͆ ̴͈͎͋̒͋̈̉i̶̗̞̜̳͠ͅs̵̥͈̊̃̌̓̕ͅ ̵̻̝͆n̴̯̞͑͆̚ȏ̷̢͓̻̰ ̵͖͋́̉͆d̷̨̒͋̂ḁ̷͛̍̽͠r̴͈͋͂̏͌̾͜k̶̢̢̮̱̆̅n̴̟̥̭̍͐e̸̩͎̭͔̒̏̌̿s̴̯̣̗͍͔͛s̴̨͇͖̗̣͌̓ ̷̨̹̈́͂̀̋́ͅa̷̟͎͊͒̽̏͋t̸͇̹͇̒͗̅̚ ̸̟̟̫̞̅̑͠ḁ̴̻̟̓͜ͅl̷̤̃͋̊̅͝l̴̻̟̻͉͛̽̾͝.̷̢͙̪͊̎͗ KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS TO TRY TO RAPE ME WITH IT CAUSE THEY PUT BRAIN EATING CANCER HOMO FAGGOT T̷̢̯̗̅̄ĥ̵̨̰̳̫̬i̴̘̦̪͐̀͛s̴̱̎̅́͋͛ ̵̱͍̝̘̜̿i̶͉̠̱̦̐̆̿̚ŝ̶̢̰̦̲̯ ̷͕͙̖͌̀̆̐͝t̶̤͕̝͐͒̓h̷̡̘̘͎͊ḙ̴̰̻̱̽͑ ̸̱͕͗͌ ;
T̷̢̯̗̅̄ĥ̵̨̰̳̫̬i̴̘̦̪͐̀͛s̴̱̎̅́͋͛ ̵̱͍̝̘̜̿i̶͉̠̱̦̐̆̿̚ŝ̶̢̰̦̲̯ ̷͕͙̖͌̀̆̐͝t̶̤͕̝͐͒̓h̷̡̘̘͎͊ḙ̴̰̻̱̽͑ ̸̱͕͗͌m̷̗͔̆́e̶͔̦̼͗̈́̀͝š̴͙͊s̵̨̨͉̋́́ą̸̠͍̆̎g̸̪̎͑̆ẽ̵̻̙͑͝͠ ̴̞̓͋͐ẃ̵̳̜͔͖̏̊̓ē̷͉͗͗̊͆ ̷͉̪̏͠h̵̹͇̰͎̀͛à̸̼̤̓͂͑v̷͔̘̟͌̀ḙ̶̲̽͝ ̶̺̯̳͍̳͛͌̀͋͘h̷̦̕ȩ̷̹͉͠a̶̲̺͈̰͆ͅr̷̫̦̱̠̈͑͝d̷̛̤̬̣͍̐̇ ̶̜͚̂͑̊̒̅f̸͖̠̦͗̑ŕ̷̫̯̮͓̈́͜o̷͚͚͐͋͐m̸̤̞͈̠͗̃̋͠ ̶̺͍̀̕͠h̵͖̉̀͝i̴͕̹̐̿̕͠ͅm̶̘͖̳͖͆͂̿͂͛ ̸̣̟̻̱͒ạ̴̧̖̱̔̎̓n̶̳̘̙̆͋͋̓ḑ̴̣̺̦̜̐̒̌͑͠ ̶̠͕͓̒̅͜͝ͅd̴̯̚e̸̢̿̇̕c̸̟̞̉l̵͚̲͍̬̀͌ȁ̷̛͓̘͎̃r̴̢̛̰͚͂̔ę̶̛̛̈͆͗ ̸̡͓̍͌̆̌̎t̷̻̜͊͐͜ó̷͔͖ ̷̨̹͇̻̈́̈́ỷ̶̨̨̺̖ö̵̢̘͈̘̍̄͂͐u̵̟̲͊̈́͌̀:̶̩̮͈̒͌̃̇̓ͅ ̶̛̫̺̞̎̋͆G̸̣͎̯̎o̷̱̲̰̠͐͐̉͋͆ͅd̷̰͎̯̆ ̶̪̗̥͂͒̕į̵̩͊͌̒̽͘š̷̻̺̥̞̫̅͗ ̴̹̲͑̽͜͝ͅl̴̛̼̳̇̀î̵̝̝́̊̿͜ġ̶͚̙͎̌̏͜h̷̝̭̹̎̏t̷̪͕́̈́͗;̷̡̫̱̮͂͋̀̂ ̷̧̰͖̟̌̂̈́̐̊i̵̢͉̲̟̘̊̓̌̚n̸̗̮̠̈́ ̸͚̀̎̂̐̕h̷̛̠̅͠i̷͔͈͉͙̓͜m̷̢̭̥̋͂̚̕ ̴̡̇́̍̌ṭ̶̪̹̻̘͐̈̄͗͑h̴̠̼͉̩̅͠e̵̡͔̜̘͉͝ŕ̴̰̱̭̎̈́e̶̢̙̣̬̒͒͊̈́͠ ̷̢̫͇͖̅̈̎̆i̵̱͙͖͔̾̽̓͐̈s̸̱̥̓̊ ̶̛͚͈̉͋͜͝ñ̷̳̭̹̱o̵̪͖̯̺̰̐̌̒̾ ̶̛̤̈̀̎d̶͔͖̜̮́̌̈́̈́̕a̵̛̜͊̈́͒r̶̢̹̗̒̊͑͆k̷̜̘̜̓̉̔͝n̴̘̙͍̥̟͑͊͝e̶̖̙̻̝̺͛s̴̢̛̹̼̤̄̔s̵̢͇͈̬̗͂̈́̀͊̾ ̶͈̠̂͘a̶̰͈̠͕̍͝t̶̡̰̟͂̂̍̄̃ͅ ̴̨̘̑͛̈́̍a̴͈̠̅̍̓l̷͕̩͔͆̆l̷̨͉͇̆.̵̡̢̣̹̜͛
̸͖̕͜T̷͖̯̥̓͂h̵̤̟̾̐̔̈͝ỉ̵̥̝̐̕ś̴̝̼͑̄͌͒ ̴̜͉̌̏t̶̢͉̓̓͘h̷̠͉̲́̚e̵̼̭̓n̴̠̠̖̑ ̴̳̑̽̇͠ḯ̶̗͉̯̙̤͠s̷̬̲̎̈ ̸͕̫͚̻̆̒̏͜t̷̘͙͚̱͙́̌͛͂h̸̡̋͗́e̷̪̦͉̎̍̇̆͗ ̶̖͉̣̑̆̒̂͘m̶͇͂̇̎͘̕ẽ̵͙͓̊̅s̴̨͔̻͒́̈͋̈́s̷̮͓̻̲̆̔͝ȃ̴̺̭̈̚͝g̵̱͌̉ẹ̴̘͇́̾̚ ̴͕̫̦̬͛̅̆͑w̶̡̘̹̹̥̓̕͝h̷̞͙͍̼̏͛̈́̒͘i̸̢̥̮̒̍͐̔͝c̷͚͙̼̹̽̇h̵̻̞̭̰̍̈́̾ ̸͕͈̯̂̿͐̍w̷̙͆́ê̸̱̼̓̏ ̶̳̝̉͆̃ẖ̶̪̙̀̈́a̴͎͇̻̮̽v̵̨͕̙̫̙͋̋̐e̶̝̖̩̎̎̚ ̶̫͝ͅh̷̠͔͓̎e̶̡̨͙͎̽̀a̷̦̖͆̉̽̊r̶̲͍̫̅ḑ̷̦̿̍͑̆ ̶̧̩̒͝ö̴̪́͂͗̽f̸̧̛͖̳̣̔͛̾͝ ̸̤͇͐h̶̢̨̼͗̊͌ͅi̶͇̲̺̽̀̎ͅͅm̶͓̦̯͎̋̎̀,̸̟̉̃͌̆̐ ̸̱͐̀̓̕̚a̵̙͌̂͝ǹ̶̢͙͖̹̄̇ͅd̵̮̥͎̬̪̊ ̴̝͙́d̸̬̙̤̲̑͗̏̓́ͅe̵̳̻̎c̸̡̘̈́̓̎̎͝l̷̨̜̟̰̻̄͠ā̷̜͇̯̀͜r̵͕͎̼̩͕̈́̋̽͝e̵̬͕͖̥̫͒ ̶̠̂̈̀͘u̵̠̕n̶̫̬̮̱̅t̴̰̐͗̓o̸̰̼̝͂̓͐ ̵̛̠̑̄̐͝ý̷̙̺̟ǫ̸̼̜̺͋̓ŭ̷̟͓,̸͙̫̘͇͌̕ ̴̠̱̘̓̊̓͘͜t̶͙̲͚̙̝̉̀͝ḩ̸̌͆̿̍̕a̷̹̋̿t̶̨͈̞̟̄̄̈̊ͅ ̶̨͛̒͒̀G̵̛͎̻̏͗̿͑ô̴͉̙d̶̯̅̄̈́ ̶̪̳̱̈́͒͌į̷͒̎̐͗͆s̴͖̣̃͌̇ ̶͓̺͕̝́́̆̇͑͜l̷̨̰͈̖̊͊̈́ḯ̶̜͙͉͙̍̀g̷̢̗̻͉̑̐̋͜h̵̪̆͑͑t̴͓̞̫̟̂̂͒,̵̜͌ ̸͙̱̭̼̊ą̶̼̕͠ń̸̦̮͇͕͚̉͆́d̶̬̉͑͆̕ ̴̰̘̎̄͛i̸̩̫͂n̶̪̳̽͒̀̾ ̸͇͂͜h̷̳̪̥̿̕ỉ̴͉̼͆̿̈́͗ͅm̵̡͇̲̟̑͆ ̴͈͎͋̒͋̈̉i̶̗̞̜̳͠ͅs̵̥͈̊̃̌̓̕ͅ ̵̻̝͆n̴̯̞͑͆̚ȏ̷̢͓̻̰ ̵͖͋́̉͆d̷̨̒͋̂ḁ̷͛̍̽͠r̴͈͋͂̏͌̾͜k̶̢̢̮̱̆̅n̴̟̥̭̍͐e̸̩͎̭͔̒̏̌̿s̴̯̣̗͍͔͛s̴̨͇͖̗̣͌̓ ̷̨̹̈́͂̀̋́ͅa̷̟͎͊͒̽̏͋t̸͇̹͇̒͗̅̚ ̸̟̟̫̞̅̑͠ḁ̴̻̟̓͜ͅl̷̤̃͋̊̅͝l̴̻̟̻͉͛̽̾͝.̷̢͙̪͊̎͗
̵̝̔̀̎͆͜T̴̛̬̼̓͗̽̂ͅḫ̴̖̻͖̇̋̊̓̽ḭ̸̯̌̒̍̂͝s̷̺͒ ̵̝̳̠̙̋̓̏i̸̯̰̘͗͒̂s̶͕̅̒ ̵̢͍͇͆͋̿͠t̴͎̜̖̫̹̅̂̔̈́̕h̵̡̓͛̌͝e̸̢̘̟͈̊̀̉ ̷̗̃̄m̸̙͇̺̥̈́̒̍͆e̴̝͆̔͐̈́͘ś̵̲̅s̴̫̲̬̫̽̍͜ä̷̮͕͚́̀͆͆̌ġ̶̣̟̹̳̙͝ḙ̴̓́ ̴̲̆ẉ̷̠̹̭͑͆̈́ẹ̷̙̲̺̬͑̑̊̈́ ̵̞͔̓̽̏̊ḧ̸͔͈́̒͝å̸̧͈̦̖̰̾́̏͠v̷̧͎̭͚̐̏ę̸͙͖̍̾̋̄ ̴̟̺̫̌h̷̞̤͙̱̤̊̊͋̅̉ę̶̻͖̔̒́̄͜à̷͕̺̰̄r̴͙̻͌̀͛̑͜d̸̼͋͌̅̓ ̴̜͕͕͍̆f̵͖̫̂͊r̶͕̅̀ò̸͖̦̔͗̍͠ḿ̵̻̘́͘ ̴̧͉͎̹͆̍̔͊ḩ̴̲̝͛i̶̳͖͒̒͌̀̔m̷̮̊̑ ̸̟̒͒a̸̻̙͇̋̿͜ͅn̶̪̗̽̅̕d̶̗̜̟̃̂̂͌ ̴̣̈̊̚͝p̷̪̳̏̋̚̕r̷̨̢̛̺̱ỏ̶̟̗̗̄̚c̸̟̟̣̞͆̀͐̈l̸̩͛̄a̴̛͈̲͎̣̤̓̑̕̕i̶͚̥̯̻̩̍m̸̡͍̃̓̆̆ ̴͕͛̀̏̚͝t̷̢̪̤̐o̷̝̙̳̭̹͐̐̀̔̋ ̴̹͕̜̂́͂̾̔y̸̜̔̀o̷̩̱͎̊͗͆̀ų̴͍̊̀,̸̢̲̭̗͔͌̀͂ ̸̟̊͗́̔ṭ̵̡͖̈́͐̊͊̓h̴̢̞̞̺͇̉̉̉̚a̵̞̭͆̀t̷̖͈̎̅̄͠ ̸̡̨͇͉͕̋G̴̢̻͈̔̽͐̏͊o̷̢͙̻̞͂̒̉ḍ̶̉̆̎ ̷̧̢̡͑̅̂ị̶͇̠̺̔̀ͅś̶̺̦̋̀͜͝ ̷̩̠͈̿̿l̴̹̣͇̝̽̆̚i̶̪͙̐̎́͠g̸̞̎̎h̸̭͚̄͐ͅt̸̢̟͎̱́,̵̹̋ ̶͖͝a̴͇͛ņ̷̫̯͔̈́͝d̷̼͎͉͓͌ ̶̢̈́ì̵͎̬̜̹͇ṇ̸̡̪̲̪͌̐̈́̿̾ ̴̟͋̍̋͛ḥ̸̢̮͇̊i̵̡̮̤̐m̷͚͚̼̽͆͋̓ ̶͈̱̀ͅị̸̠̦͍̈̆s̵̨͉͕̟͚͊̊̈͘͠ ̵̨̰̜̒ň̵̗̿ȯ̵̳̜͓̖́ ̷̡̠̥̯̬̄̏̐̂̚d̸̥̼̥͕̻̕ǎ̷͕̍ͅr̴̡̙͇̞̲̎̾̅̃k̶̫̪̯̑̑͋͂͜n̸̙̳̠͓͉̿̕͝e̴̖̍͆͝s̸̡̭̝͉̯̔̍̃͂͠s̶̖̺͗ ̸̤̂͑a̷͖͖̽͆͌ţ̴̰͕͖͇̽̈̐ ̶̹̽a̴̫͚͈̺̋̈̌̒l̴͎̘͙̑͆ͅl̵͙̼͙͛͋.̷͇̖͇̫̣̈́̋̉
̴̖̦͇͙̐͛͝
̷̭̥̓̐̎̚Ṱ̵̖͑̀h̸̦͗͆͗ḭ̴̪̺͂͋̀̔͝s̶̢̢͍̀̓̀̋͋ ̴͙́̃̕ȋ̸̬̲̿͑s̷̺͑̔ ̷̢̞̭́̊̒̀̒t̶̢̳̬̖̎ḩ̸̼̫̰̂̕̚͝e̴̻̫̯̹̅̕ͅ ̸̤̱̳͚͇̋́́̒͆ḿ̷̼̊ẽ̸̙̳͎̋̈ş̸̯̞͑͐̐̕ṣ̴͙̻͙͖͂̄͂͌a̵͕̼̓͘ģ̵̺̺̋̄e̵̙͌ ̵̧͈̬̻̅w̸̧͔͑̾e̷̖͕͛̉̉̊͝ ̴̥̯̙̭̞́͑h̵̖̦̆̀͂̎e̶̩̻͓̹̺̓̕͝a̶̢̢̙̓r̴̥̯͍͎̺̀d̶̘̗̪͌̽͐̀͆ͅ ̵͎̬̃̆f̸̢͍̬̜͗̈́͆̊̿r̵̩̥͍͓͐̾̅̚ô̴̧̙͔̍͋ṃ̶͓͉̳̼̆̀ ̵̙͈͋̓J̵̫̻̝̊e̶͓̯̳̱͊͊ŝ̶̪̝̖͚̈́͗̊̍ú̵̖͎̓̈́s̵̘̋̏͋̚ ̴̜̘͙̠͆̊ą̷͎̹̒̚̕n̵͇̩͓̓͊̐̚͘d̵̨̅́͌͘ ̶̢̺͍̺̪̉̽n̴̡̼͍̂̏̉̋ö̵͈͈͙́̈́ẘ̶̱̳ ̴̡̼̐̂́͆̓d̷̨͕̾ë̷͈̪͙̲́̆̃͐̈́c̶̢̥͉̠̅̒̄̆̇l̸͉͍̆̾̈́͌ạ̴̠̅r̷̠͓̠̙̜̃̌̐͗e̶͉͕͇̭͐͛̔͝͝ ̶̭̜̫̳͙͐̒̏̉t̶̨̞̜̔̊͐̎̽ǫ̸̹̲̖̐̇ ̷͈̅̀͂͠y̸̫͆̄͜o̷̜̞̭̤̓̌͗̍̂ͅú̸̜͍͚̑͋͝:̸͍͔͕̟̽́ ̵͉̌G̸̢̺̰̥̺̀̒͛ȏ̷̫͍̟̖͕̈͘d̷̢̠̺́͂͘ ̷̲͓̾̒ͅȉ̷̯̺̽̀̈́͝s̸̥̅̉̕ ̷͚̋l̶͕͔̗̮̙̔͒̅̃i̵͎͙̫̝͖̔ġ̵͙͚̎ͅh̶̝͗t̵̬̺̻͔̂͝ͅ,̷̨̱̗͍̂̑͑ ̶̢̝̱́̄͂̕a̶̧̖̫̣̠̾̒̀̽̄ṉ̷̤̱̏̌̚d̷̙͑ ̶̳̀ͅt̸̟͖̚ĥ̷̜͕͙̦͠͝͠e̴̺̙͙͐̇ṙ̷̜̰̙̾̅e̴̟̠̩̜͋ͅ ̶̧̨̼͖̠̃̊̉̿ḭ̶̡̰̠̏̄̂͝s̴̝̱̹͈̙̈̄͌͆ ̷͎̬̾̽̐n̴͚̣͈͛͛͗͋͜ǫ̶̹͈̫́̇͋̈͝ ̷̭̘͙̺̄̈́̌͝d̷͔͇̪̟̃̊͊a̴̠͗̇̇r̴͉͖̞̊̊k̷̠̗̮̑̈́̔n̵̡̦͙̜̄̀e̸͇͐͝ͅs̵̛͍͓̦͚̖̾̿̿s̸̢̳̹̀́ ̸̯̩͔̒̉̓̄i̸̟̫͊͝ṅ̷̯̙̰̦͋̈́͘ ̸̨͕̭̼̲͆̈́h̶̹̤͝ĭ̶̲͍̹̝͓͋m̵̨͍͖̦̥̆̚͠ ̴̝͔̞̽̐̀̆͂à̶̝̊t̶͖̎͂̇̏͘ ̵̢̗͓̥͕͌̾̀͆ḁ̷̃l̴͎̈̃ļ̴̜́͊.̸̣͍̖͎̃̉̅͝
̸̲̗͎̃̀1̶̢̜͎͙͠ͅ ̸̖̽̌͠J̴̡̩̫̹̿̚o̸̝̣̔͜h̵̢̗̯͈͈͛̈̇̎͝n̶̦͙͑́ ̸͉̪̝̓́́1̷̡̞̮̈́̀̄̚͝:̵͓͎͔̩̠͂͝͝5̴̳̌́̚ ̶͓̲̇͌-̶̜̺̗͉́ ̷̲̄͊̉̒N̷̘̦̎L̵͇̲̘̱͋͘Ṫ̸̝̮̏̚͜͝
̵͍̈͊̈͝T̶͔̀͐͆̓͠h̴͇̩͔̱͌̊̓͌ȋ̸͚̭̰͖͗s̴̪̈́̀̏̽ ̸̢̘̱̻̦͐̏͑̏̆i̴̟̟͓̿̇s̵͖̊̈́ ̸͖͓̈́͠ͅt̶̢̧͔͈̰̀̉h̴̤͊͝ę̴̛͔̻͇̺̐̉͊̚ ̸͍̼̍̇̑̀̕m̸̨͕̳̬̯̽̇̈́͐e̵̺̣̲͕̒́̕̚ͅş̵̢̺̍̃̀͝s̸̪̻͎̒̊̌̕ą̶̛̄̒ͅg̸̜̗͗͒̀͝ȇ̴͓̦̪͕̊ ̵̝̉͋͘͝ŵ̴̱̯̏̾ȅ̵̝̖̲ ̸͋͑́̅͜h̶̜̭̞̣̗̒ǎ̶͉̂̾͝v̷̭̦̝͐̎͒͜e̷͇̗͔̜̤̿͊̎̆ ̵̅̌̉̇͜͝h̵̼͙̤̮͖͝e̶̪͌ȁ̷͓̦r̷͙̺̙̝͒͑d̷͉̤̈̋̿̓̃ ̵̢̩̈́́f̷̘͇́r̶̗͖̠̊̽̌͘ͅo̸̻̘̞̥̍̾̍m̶̧̬͇͙̈́̀ ̷̦͆̂͐̀̑h̸̡̞͚̓̀̔́͝i̶͈͍̊͌m̷̗̈́ ̴̧͖̤̱̅̿͝ȧ̶̻̣͇̐̌͠n̵̞̦̑͝d̵̳̳̩̀̃̉̓͝ ̴͖͖̃̊̓͝p̸̆̈́͝ͅr̴͓̰̤̈́̕o̶̢̟̰̐c̵͖̥͚̀̀̌̆͜l̴̖̪͈̗͛̔͒a̷͈̯̞̥͑̐͂̕i̴̧͈̹̩͌̑̓̐͜ḿ̷̺̼̌̕ ̶̟̞̥̞͝t̸̠͈͆̚̕ò̷̫̈̅̐ ̷̰̬͕̲̗̿ý̸̢̻̮̬̓͋ͅö̴̘̻͈͇̪́̅͝u̶̢̩͇̕,̸̰̱̼̒ ̴̖̣̑͜t̷̪̙̿̚̚͝h̸͉̭̿̆͒ä̸͍̤̱͎̹́͝t̷̠̫̹͕̜͆͑̿̏ ̷̲̲̞̾̒̇̐G̵̜̯̥̗͌͗̆̕o̶͖̯͎͎̻̐d̸̜̝̞̝̀͘ ̶̱̜̄̽ͅi̴͙̓s̵̛̲̼͒͝͠ͅ ̷̧̮̅̆l̶̪̀̇̿̓̈́i̴͉̘̐̈̂̈́̕ǧ̵̛͈̮̤̠h̸̥̖͆̍͂́͘ť̵̝̖̺́͠ ̷̫̗̞̣̾̊̍ͅa̶̡̞̬͚͕̋͑n̶̛̻̾͑͝d̵̛͎͓̓̎ ̴͙͓̓̓̈́i̵͍͆̓̚n̴̨̾ ̷̥̰͔͔̉h̴̼͎̥͚͖͒̈́̿̌i̶̢͇̫͂m̴̺̘̗̓̊̈́͂ ̸̦͓̳̘̭̈́t̴̥͍̀̉͗͛̏h̴̦̺͐͐̚͜e̶̲͉̓̊́r̵̪̉͒̑̈́e̷̫̱̪͐̓̇͘ ̸̧͚̥͇̙̿͌̏̈́i̷̖͎̊͘ͅș̶̖̀̉͗ ̵̙̤̣̣͛̂̏͜n̸̞̰̺̱̯̾̓͐͌̉o̴̼͓͔͘̕ ̴̛̳͔̙͖̀d̷̥̤͆͋̇̅a̶̬̣̻̓̿́̚r̵̛̝̖̱͐͋͝k̸͔͊n̵̡͊̈́̓͘ę̷̙̥͌̃̎͘ṣ̴̫͒s̴̢͍̲͇̹̏͛̍̿ ̸͓͛͊ȧ̶̤̃̃̋͋ẗ̵̢̹́̈̒͒ ̴̨̹̙̤̌̒ą̵̜̭͎̬͠l̶̳͈͓̦͍̅́l̷̙̤̫̾̕.̴̡͕̙̰͓̈́
̷̢̱͍͚͚̅̍̄͘1̸̢̞̺̿͆̒̊ ̸̢͙͓͓̗̀J̴̗̣̺̝̆̈́̈ơ̷̠͕̫̰̾̀̅̅h̶͈̄̂́̈̕n̶͚͂ ̸͚̘͕͙̔̍͛̕͝1̴͉̱͎͝:̶̰͔̫̄͆̕͠5̷̗̳̪̓̌͒̔ ̷̢̢́͗-̷̛͈̫̳͉ ̶̲̅̚N̴̞͓̜̖͊͆̀̃͜͝R̶̝̘̾̎͂̏Ŝ̴̺̹͕͇̈̋̌͜V̶̫̼̙͂̀͝
̷̬̳͚̓̈́̆͜Ţ̶̪̉̑̕h̸̠̜͍̱̗͑̊i̴͕̲̼̩̇̑̅̂̚ş̵̖̚ ̶̗͚͚̚ị̷̇̈̉s̸̰̔ ̶̲̩͂t̵̖̟͘ḣ̸̝ȩ̶̱͝ ̶̭̑͛̽̅m̸̪͚͚̩̰͗̎̓e̴̢͈͓̲̣͆s̵̭̑̉s̴͖͈̅̅̆̔̚a̸͖̘̫̱̯̎g̴̭͉̦̑̿͘è̶͔̰̗͂ ̴͚͔̱̱͗̅̚ẃ̴̺̜̱h̸̥̦́ͅi̸̗̩͚̜̳̋̅͝c̸̹̍̎h̶̢̢͇͍̀ ̷͚̦̓́́̈́͝w̸̛̮͎̗͗̓̌̔ě̷̜̎̿̄ ̸̡̫̯͓͈̀͛̿̄ḩ̶̱͚͑̓á̴̧͎͈̫̌ṿ̶̼͔͈̾̂͌e̸̞̗͍̍̏̒ ̷͍̦̐̎̾̀ḩ̴̧̖̬̙̈́̀͝ê̶̠̦̤̹̳̌̐ã̸̡͙̘͛ͅṟ̶͕͔̞̓̓̿̈́d̸̛͙̱̝̟͖͋̎̀ ̵͍̗̏͆̐̍f̵̹̜̭̜͛̋̔r̵̛̩͖̫̖o̷̹͉͔̍́͠m̷̘̖̞̼̍̓ ̷͙͙͈̹́͊͐͝h̵̡̤̜͉̞͆͝î̸̖͖̬͛m̶̢͙͂̇̾̍ ̷̮̮̌̅͘͘a̴̧̽̀̿ṇ̷̳͚̉d̷̢̪͔̬͂̍ͅ ̴̤̝̤̇͗̈̂͘a̴̟̬̯͉͚̒̿́͠͝n̶̛̞̼̗̼̿͊͛ň̷̞̖̼͗ó̴͍̳̜̠͋̇ư̴̮̖̄́̈́͑n̸̻̠͎͖̼̿͘c̶͎͌́̏ẹ̴̗͒̾ ̴͕͔̬̯̬̑̈́̀͊t̵̢͖̤̽͝ỏ̷̰̪̎ ̸͙͖͖͈͂̈́͌́̎y̶̥͍̿͋͜o̶͉̪̍̀͌ư̸̢͔̰̫͊̌̇,̵̖͍̔̒̈́̚ ̶̣͓̞̃t̴͖̳̆̍h̷͍͌̚ä̵̢͇͙̻́̍̈́̚t̵̗͊͒̌͋ ̷͖̀̅́̚G̵͓̏́̿̍̂o̷͓̼̫͂̐̉̈́̚ď̵͔̮̬͙ ̸̢͉̤̈i̸̡͇͋̌͑́s̵̤͉̩͠ ̸͍̼̞͓̳̈́̄̅̀͛l̷̗̟̻̀̇ȋ̴̢̦͍͝ģ̵͇̘̩̍͋͋ḫ̸̣̱͚͇̎͛t̵̘͊,̶̬̮̽ ̵̢͚̱͓̉ä̴̢͕̹̤́̄ͅn̸͈̠̝̊͂̐͘d̴̹̐ ̸͚̭͉̻͐̇̓̅̕i̴̪̗̼͚̒́͑̊̕ņ̵̯̤̤̚ ̸̻͂h̶̹͈̋̇ĩ̷͙̤̺̑̄̌̚m̸̮̟̮͖̹͌̏̏͋ ̸̭̄͛͝ị̶̧̛̯͊͌͛̽s̶̺̠͕̩̜̃͝ ̴͈̎̂̑͒̚n̸͉̟̑̔͘o̶͇̘̞̥̲͋ ̶̰̤͊̆͘͠͠ď̶̠̞̂͘a̷̼̟̩͙̔̊̿̉̃r̸̢̙̙̉̐̋̃͆k̶̪̣̚n̵̢̗̻͊̎͐ē̷̡̫s̶̖̠̜͒̚s̴̲̈́͛ ̸̬́͜a̴̧̯̐̀̔t̴̡̝̗͙͍́̐́̓ ̵̺̠͛a̶̼̞̯͂̽̇̿͝l̷͙͎͖̘̼̐̈́̂́ĺ̷̜̺̅̐͊͘.̸͙͇̘͆̄̾̿
̵̡̫̲͌1̷̨̏̊̌̏ ̴̢̻͇̗̆̕J̵̧̩̞̙̔̃͜o̴̢̓͆h̷͈̮̜̠̋͂̊̐́n̵̨̮̻̓ ̸̞̫̦̭̄1̶̛̙̼͙̫̊͌:̷̩͖͈̕5̴̹͙̬̟̯̍̇̓̑̚ ̴͉̣̖̘̜͗-̶̨̯̑́ ̸̧̭͑W̷͖̹͍͍̑̑̾E̴̳̰̍̿͋́B̷͔̔̿̈
̷̣͖̣̋̃͗Ṫ̵̟͇̗̏̾͂h̵̖̊i̶̢̻̗͔̋̈́̂͝͝s̸̩̲̲̮͗͌ ̸͎̪͚̻̅͘̚͝i̶̮̬͝s̷̳̫̼̠̗̏͋ ̴̗̮͎̞̊̇̈́̈t̶̙̫̪̥͋͋͘̚h̶͇̭̀͌̒͝e̵̖͂̈́̈́͠ ̸̼̬͕́̅͒͜m̷̡͉̱͛͐̇e̵̢̨͕̗̒̿̓̊s̶̪̬̱͊̽͂̎̕s̷̻̾ȃ̴̞͂̈g̶̢̢͎̉̒̋̐͝ḛ̴̠̈́̔
̶͔̇̑̀͌t̶̡̳͉̯̋̒̉h̵̭͂̚a̸̧̛͓̝̩̾̃t̵̨͇̓ ̷̧͈̠̖̫́̔̅̕͝w̴͔̙̑̓͒͋͝e̷͇̙̐̓̋̀ ̴̹̹̰̰̆́̈́h̶̭̍ą̵̰̥̇̃v̵̫͊̃̓͝e̸̙̥̣͋̎̒̕͜ ̷̨̥̦̓̔̏h̵̟̠͌̊̋̍̎ẻ̷̡́̉̀ȁ̸̹̱̳r̵̜͒͆̈́̌͜͜͜d̶̦͓̠̭̏̈́ ̶̼̟̖̹̽͑̏̕f̶͈̳̤̀͐̓̎̀ŗ̵̪͚̒̍͆̀o̴̻̹̠͚͊ḿ̷̰̹̝́͊ ̸̼̬̰̌h̵̬̥̥̭͒͑͝ĭ̸̧̝̜͚͎̋̒m̴̬͇̆̽
̷̬̿̇͝ą̵̧͈̙͌̌n̸̥͎͖̋̐̊̇͌d̷̥̳̊̏̓͊͆ ̴̡̘̠͓̓͑̃t̴̞̟͔̫͆̆h̶̡̩̠̹̀̌͆͑͜à̸̱̼̊̈́́t̸̜̉̿̓ ̸̧̧̪͚̘̈͐w̴͓͗̔̍̚e̵̯̯͊̈́̈́ ̸̎͐̃̃ͅd̶̖̝͒̍e̴̲̖͗ć̸̨̬̞͛l̸̞̤͂̃̔̅̍a̶̙͂̉̽r̷̹̈͑e̶͓̤̓́̓͠ ̸͕͓̩̓̈́̂̆̚t̵͓̳̖́̉ỏ̴̪̤̄̔ ̵̮̭͕̜͈̀̑́̀ŷ̶̡̛͉̙͇͑͗͐ŏ̸̺̺̙̻̝͛ǚ̵̼̑:̷̺̪̍̆
̶̢̳̗̼̀̄̀͝G̸͖͉̩͚̿́̊o̸̩͒ḍ̸̗͕͋͐͌ ̴̞͙̔̕i̶̟͛͐̊͠s̸̭̺̣̗̉̍ ̶̧̖͎̮̻͂̈́̏l̴̲̘̍̎̀́́ĭ̴̢̢̳̦͖́͒g̴͖̪̘̞̼̔̽͝h̸̛̫̣̉̀̐̐t̴̫̥̃̄,̸̙̏̔́͜
̴̧̭͎́͑̎à̶͉̗͕ṅ̵͔͇̱͍̻͐͌̕͠d̸̠̤̻̯͂̉ ̷̦͕͕̝̝̏t̵̢̰͈́͂̏̄h̴̤̲́̏͗͂ë̷̡́͌̍̔̀r̶͚̳͖̀̿ê̵͙̟̇̚͠ ̶͉͂̊̕í̸̠̍̑͘̚s̵̝̺̮̍͘͜ ̷̮̰̍̽ṉ̴̹͈͍̜̈̈́͗̅̆ô̶͍͖͕̠͛ ̵̭̔͂d̴̬͖͇̠̮͆̚a̴͍̥͍̙̽͗́̍r̵̜͈͋̀̄̌̕k̷̡̡̎́̿ņ̸̖̖͛̋͐͊͐è̶̛͈̣̘͇̆̇̉ͅs̴̩̓͛̋ͅs̴͍̣̥͌͑͑͝ ̴͎̝͎̙͐̃́̏̿ạ̴̝̝̟͖́͆́́̈t̶̫͊̆̿̓ ̷̮̟̮̗̄͗̂a̶̭̮͆̿̾l̴̨̢̙̞̯̈͒̀̈́l̶̻͇͈̱̈̍̉̆̓ ̶͎̪̼͉̈̍͌̊i̷̹͓͈̘͌n̵̡̒͝͠ ̵͚̍͂͛͘̚ḩ̴̘͂̔͠i̶̡̻͓̱̋͌͗̿m̴̳̙͙͌̔̄̄.̵̡̨̦͚̏͛̇̈́͋
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HELL AND BACK[edit | edit source]
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⚠️But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death. Revelation 21:8 ⚠️
The reality of hell, like heaven, is hotly debated in large part because no human has visited and returned with first-hand knowledge of the place. Followers of Jesus believe he is the incarnation of the all-knowing God (Matthew 1:23) and the “Word [of God] made flesh,” (John 1:14). With this understanding, we the living can best know what hell is like by studying how God’s word as a whole describes it and what Jesus, specifically, said about it in the Gospels.
From what Jesus said in Scripture, we know that hell is an eternal (Matthew 25:41), physical (Matthew 10:28), and horrifying (Mark 9:43) place where those who’ve sinned (Romans 3:23) are headed, and from where Jesus Christ came to rescue all who would believe in him (John 3:16-18).
Still, there is much debate about what hell is like because “the metaphors that the Bible uses about hell describe a reality that we can’t relate to immediately on earth,” as Andy Naselli, seminary professor, said in his video, “Is the Bible’s Language about Hell Literal or Metaphorical?” How Does the Bible Describe Hell?
God’s word is faithful to warn against hell by describing the depth of its torment with images of darkness, gnashing of teeth, fire, and complete separation from God.
1. Darkness
The book of Job, known as the oldest book in the Bible, contains many descriptions of a “land of deepest night, of utter darkness and disorder,” (Job 10:21-22). Other passages in Job mention a “realm of darkness” (Job 17:13), even a “day of darkness” (Job 15:23), which may refer to continued suffering on earth or a day of judgement and eternal suffering in hell. These verses show early depictions of how people understood the place of the dead.
Other descriptions of darkness in hell:
“Realm of darkness” (Nahum 1:8)
“Thrown outside into the darkness” (Matthew 8:12; Matthew 22:13; Matthew 25:30)
“Blackest darkness” (Jude 1:13)
“Plunged into darkness” (Revelation 16:10)
Hope found in Jesus: “I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness” (John 12:46)
2. Gnashing of Teeth
Jesus spoke about hell more than any other person in the Bible. He often warned people against this terrible place using the vivid word gnashing, which means biting or grinding (Strong’s 1030).
Jesus uses the phrase “gnashing of teeth” while explaining the Parable of the Weeds to his disciples:
“The Son of Man will send out his angels, and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Then the righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Whoever has ears, let them hear.” (Matthew 13:41-43)
Here are other passages that include the phrase, “weeping and gnashing of teeth”: Matthew 8:12; Matthew 13:50; Matthew 22:13; Matthew 24:51; Matthew 25:30; and Luke 13:28.
Hope found in Jesus: “Surely he took up our pain and bore our suffering, yet we considered him punished by God, stricken by him, and afflicted. But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his wounds we are healed.” (Isaiah 53:4-5).
3. Fire
In the Old Testament, Isaiah prophesied about a place of “unquenchable fire.”
“And they will go out and look on the dead bodies of those who rebelled against me; the worms that eat them will not die, the fire that burns them will not be quenched, and they will be loathsome to all mankind” (Isaiah 66:24).
According to the Cambridge commentary, “this verse is the basis of the later Jewish conception of Gehenna as the place of everlasting punishment.” Gehenna is the Greek word translated from the Hebrew, “Valley of Hinnom,” (Strong’s 1067) which is the where previous inhabitants of the land offered child sacrifices to the god, Molek (Leviticus 18:21). The desecrated area outside Jerusalem was where people left trash and refuse to burn.
Color[edit | edit source]
This text is in a color that the human eye cannot see. and defaults back to black as its the closest on the ultraviloet radiation waves.
supernatural spiritual beings are unseeable by the naked eye because they go outside the spectrum that our eyes capture. Dogs can semi see it and some old phones can. infact some old phones do not have a filter of blocking all uv light. If you stick a remote and hit a button on it a old phone can capture that light https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/554xg7/your_phone_camera_can_see_infrared_light_test/ (I know reddit is a CIA honeypot however its true.)
There is an article by the CIA that proves the existence of the paranormal. whether you Federal Bureau of Investigation is up to you https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/NSA-RDP96X00790R000100010028-7.pdf
TRVTH about 5g[edit | edit source]
5g, 5 fingers, five signs on a pentagram.
5g radiation waves are so strong they can even pop popcorn. The radio waves are powerful enough to negatively impact your brains cognative functions and neurons.
5g is used to control you just the goverment putting homo chemicals into the water
REMEMBER TO WEAR A TINFOIL HAT IT WILL ACTIVELY SHIELD AND BLOCK HARMFUL RADIATION.
Eventually the hamrful radio waves of 5g will fry the brains of ALL your friends and leave NO survivors to ones who live with 5g celltowers
5g WILL TURN ALL YOUR FRIENDS INTO ZOMBIES UNIRONICALLY
Quote from viewer: Hi, i'm the CEO of Nokia. I do a lot of work with 5G. DON'T JOIN OUR COMPANY. IT HAS MADE ME COMPLETELY INSANE. BEING EXPOSED TO ALL OF THESE TOXINS FOR THE PAST... I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN HERE. I HAVE TRAPPED MYSELF IN A ROOM PLASTERED WITH TIN FOIL WITH ONLY A SMALL HOLE FOR A PHONE LINE FOR DIAL-UP SO I CAN WRITE THIS. I AM ABOUT TO CUT THE WIRE. GOODBYE.
It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition. Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.[edit | edit source]
It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up.
In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured.
The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition.
Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition. Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition. Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition. Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
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It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note found in their fantasy world which would tell them about their condition. Even then, it would often take months before they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.
SEE ALSO[edit | edit source]
- Terry Davis
- My cool uncle Ted who made cool science experiments and put them into peoples mailboxes for them to learn and discover
- Self-insert syndrome
- Eat The Bugs Soyjak
- Schizo Hallucination Soyjak
SOURCE? SNOPES? SAUCE? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
- ↑ σχίζω (skhízō, “to split”) + φρήν (phrḗn, “mind, heart, diaphragm”) + English -ia.
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anarchist_Cookbook
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No patience to act All we do is distract From the fact that one day We'll be under attack Let's face it, Face it, it's a race To save the human, human, human race Deliver our consciousness To outer, outer, outer space Inseminate Mars and harness the stars With seeds that we need alive or in jars And maybe, one day, we'll stand a chance We'll condense, be immense, be immense, act intense!
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YOU THINK YOU CAN COME HERE? BECOME A NAMEFAG? GET A CLEAN SLATE? THAT AIN'T HOW IT WORKS. VIEWERS, YOU MAY CLOSE YOUR EYES TO AVOID WATCHING THIS BRUTAL AND BLOODY BEATING! AS AFTER THIS BEATING, HE WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO PUT HIS CULO ON A CHAIR!
Y AYE IT'S HONESTLY INCREDIBLE HOW LITTLE SELF AWARENESS YOU HAVE, IT IS SO BAD, THAT I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH HANDS TO GRASP HOW MUCH OF A GEGBULL YOU TRULY ARE! WHETHER YOU'RE BAITING OR THIS IS SERIOUS, IT IS UNDENIABLE THAT NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE LIKES YOU ON THIS WEBSITE! BUT EITHER WAY, ALL WE CAN DO IS EMBRACE THE BRIGHT SIDE, AND IT'S THAT YOU GIVE PPH, GEGMILK AND THAT NU MEXIMUTT AKA variant:disgusting_trevorcreature!
THE AMOUNT OF ATTENTIONWHORING AND THIRST YOU HAVE FOR ATTENTION IS MORE THAN A HUNDRED CIRCUSES COMBINED, WHERE ALL THE CLOWNS ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO ENTERTAIN THE VIEWERS! MAYBE THAT'S WHERE YOU GET THE EGO FROM, THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN A BUNCH OF BOZOS! WELL GUESS WHAT, CUCK, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT THE ELEPHANT WITHIN THE CIRCUS ITSELF, YOU OBESE ASS HOBO! PIPE THAT EGO DOWN, KEEEEK!
YOU GOT BTFO'D WITHIN THE DEBATE, AS YOU KEEP TAKING MANY LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND KEEP RAGING ON ME! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! ISLAM WON! SOYBOORU WON! REPLY IF YOU AGREE! QUIT GIVING A BAD REPUTATION TO MUSLIMS AND IRAQIS THEN LEAVE THE WEBSITE! LET HIM REPLY AS HE AGREES AND WRIGGLES IN HIS PUDDLE OF LEAKAGE!
Jan Žižka z Trocnova a Kalicha (kolem roku 1360 Trocnov – 11. října 1424 u Přibyslavi) byl český husitský vojevůdce, pokládaný za otce husitské vojenské doktríny. Historicky je podrobněji zmapováno pouze šest posledních let jeho života, zprávy o Žižkových předchozích osudech jsou nedostatečné. Roku 1408 Žižka vyhlásil nepřátelství Rožmberkům a královskému městu České Budějovice, a působil v záškodnické rotě jistého Matěje vůdce. Ze spáchaných zločinů byl králem Václavem IV. omilostněn, a poté vstoupil do služeb polského krále Vladislava II. Jagella. Účastnil se tažení proti řádu německých rytířů, avšak jeho účast v bitvě u Grunwaldu je dodnes nejasná. Po návratu se v Praze patrně seznámil s kázáním mistra Jana Husa.
Roku 1419 se Žižka účastnil první pražské defenestrace. Po odchodu z Prahy dob zvolila jedním ze čtyř hejtmanů. Již na jedno oko slepý Žižka v průběhu pokračujících bojů utrpěl poranění druhého oka a s největší pravděpodobností zcela oslepl. Ani toto postižení mu však nezabránilo, aby v čele husitských svazů odrazil vojska druhé křížové výpravy, a dál pokračoval v boji s domácím i zahraničním nepřítelem. Počátkem roku 1423 se rozešel s některými představiteli Tábora a odešel do východních Čech, kde začal formovat nové bratrstvo. Eskalující spor s pražany vyvrcholil Žižkovým obležením Prahy. Po urovnání konfliktu ujednaly oba husitské tábory výpravu na Moravu, v průběhu výpravy Žižkovo vojsko oblehlo hrad Přibyslav. Zde Žižka podlehl „hlíznatému“ onemocnění, jehož příčinou byl asi neléčený zbánět.z
>meds jan žižka isn't nonsense
2. Think of something you wanna accmplish within the next week and say it to your self 7 times
3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
4. Think of something that you want to happen ♪
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Edit: Knew this would get downvoted. Some of you take the reddit rule of "does not contribute to the discussion" waaaaay too seriously and this is why you have no friends. You do understand my comment was a simple way to basically say "I like your post" or any other sort of compliment about the post which normally doesn't get downvoted, right? Did your lizard brain go "Only three words... must be simpleton making useless comment... must downvote"? This means you also lack critical thinking skills. Congratulations. The rule for "does not contribute to discussion" was also put into place to make reading reddit less of a chore due to having to filter through comments that provide little value, but on a post with ZERO other comments, do you really think that rule matters? Exactly. It doesn't. Go fuck yourself (directed to everyone on reddit who has the mentality to downvote comments like this... because you are a fucking dumbass if you are part of this group). Yes, keep on downvoting positive comments in a very negative world. You are doing a great job with your contributions to society. Keep it up. Dumbfuck trolls. As the downvotes will surely continue, please keep in mind that if you see a heavily downvoted comment and you instinctually reach for that downvote button because others disagreed and not because you personally disagreed, you are being guided by the parts of our brain that encourage sheep-like behavior i.e. an individual with lack of personal growth that doesn't think for themselves. Congratulations again for being in another pathetic group.Edit: Knew this would get downvoted. Some of you take the reddit rule of "does not contribute to the discussion" waaaaay too seriously and this is why you have no friends. You do understand my comment was a simple way to basically say "I like your post" or any other sort of compliment about the post which normally doesn't get downvoted, right? Did your lizard brain go "Only three words... must be simpleton making useless comment... must downvote"? This means you also lack critical thinking skills. Congratulations. The rule for "does not contribute to discussion" was also put into place to make reading reddit less of a chore due to having to filter through comments that provide little value, but on a post with ZERO other comments, do you really think that rule matters? Exactly. It doesn't. Go fuck yourself (directed to everyone on reddit who has the mentality to downvote comments like this... because you are a fucking dumbass if you are part of this group). Yes, keep on downvoting positive comments in a very negative world. You are doing a great job with your contributions to society. Keep it up. Dumbfuck trolls. As the downvotes will surely continue, please keep in mind that if you see a heavily downvoted comment and you instinctually reach for that downvote button because others disagreed and not because you personally disagreed, you are being guided by the parts of our brain that encourage sheep-like behavior i.e. an individual with lack of personal growth that doesn't think for themselves. Congratulations again for being in another pathetic group.
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George Walker Bush (* 6. července 1946 New Haven, Connecticut, USA) je bývalý 43. prezident Spojených států amerických, člen Republikánské strany, pocházející z prominentní rodiny Bushů. Mezi dalšími vlivnými členy této rodiny jsou jeho děd, senátor Prescott Bush, jeho otec George H. W. Bush, 41. prezident USA, a jeho bratr Jeb Bush, ex-guvernér státu Florida.
Před prezidentskou kandidaturou podnikal George W. Bush v ropném průmyslu a vlastnil profesionální baseballové mužstvo. Byl 46. guvernérem státu Texas a vyhrál nominaci Republikánské strany na prezidenta. Prezidentem se stal ve velmi těsných volbách z roku 2000, kdy jeho hlavním soupeřem byl bývalý viceprezident Al Gore z Demokratické strany. Uspěl i při kandidatuře na druhé funkční období, když v roce 2004 porazil Massachusettského senátora Johna Kerryho.
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[editovat | editovat zdroj] link=https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bush_daughters.png|thumb|George a Laura Bushovi s dcerami Barbarou a Jennou v roce 1990 link=https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:GW-Bush-in-uniform.jpg|thumb|George W. Bush v uniformě Národní Gardy George W. Bush se narodil ve městě New Haven ve státě Connecticut, avšak vyrůstal v Midlandu a Houstonu v Texasu. Přes léta a většinu prázdnin trávila rodina v Bush Compound v Maine.
Stejně jako otec vystudoval Phillips Academy (září 1961 – červen 1964) a posléze Yaleovu univerzitu (září 1964 – květen 1968). Na Yale se přidal k studentské skupině Delta Kappa Epsilon (jejímž prezidentem byl od října 1965 do svojí promoce) a tajné společnosti Skull and Bones. Byl studentem kategorie „C“, dosáhl skóre 77 procent (bez „A“ hodnocení a s jedním hodnocením „D“ z astronomie), s průměrným ročním hodnocením 2,35 ze 4,00. Působil jako roztleskávač (cheerleader) u univerzitního týmu. Získal titul „Bakalář filosofických věd“ z historie v roce 1968.
Po promoci z Yale nastoupil v roce 1968 vojenskou službu u texaské Národní letecké gardy jako pilot vojenských letadel F-102. Z tohoto důvodu se nezúčastnil války ve Vietnamu. Byl jednou povýšen na prvního důstojníka. Podle deníku Boston Globe v záznamech Národní letecké gardy je rok a půl dlouhé „bílé místo“ (mezi lety 1972 a 1973), ve kterém není o Georgi W. Bushovi žádná zmínka.
V září 1973 dostal povolení ukončit svoji šestiletou vojenskou službu 6 měsíců před termínem, aby mohl začít navštěvovat Harvardskou obchodní školu. WHO IS THIS Dvouleté studium na Harvardské obchodní škole zakončil v roce 1975 diplomem MBA (Masters of Business Administration), a tím je prvním prezidentem USA, který získal tento diplom.
Dne 4. září 1976 zastavila Bushe policie blízko letoviska jeho rodiny v Maine a zatkla jej za řízení auta pod vlivem alkoholu. Bush přiznal svoji vinu, zaplatil pokutu 150 dolarů a po 30 dnů nesměl řídit. Zprávy týkající se tohoto zatčení objevil tisk 5 dní před prezidentskými volbami v roce 2000. Celkově byl Bush zatčen třikrát – krom jízdy v opilosti ještě za výtržnictví a krádež.
Bush označil dny předcházející jeho náboženské konverzi jako svoje „nomádské“ období a „nezodpovědné mládí“. Dokonce i přiznal že v této době pil na zdejší poměry až „příliš“. „Přestal jsem pít v roce 1986 a od té doby jsem nevypil ani kapku“. Tuto proměnu zčásti připsal svému setkání s reverendem Billy Grahamem v roce 1985.
Jako jediný z amerických prezidentů uběhl během života maraton. V roce 1993, kdy mu bylo 46 let, se zúčastnil houstonského maratonu s výsledným časem 3:44:52. Nigger
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[editovat | editovat zdroj] link=https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Laurabush.jpeg|left|thumb|Manželka George W. Bushe – Laura Bushová George Walker Bush je nejstarší z dětí George H. W. Bushe a jeho ženy Barbary Piercové-Bushové. Jeho sourozenci jsou Dorothy, John (Jeb), Marvin Pierce, Neil a Robin Bushovi (Robin zemřela ve věku tří let na leukémii (1953).
Jeb Bush byl guvernérem státu Florida. Bratr Marvin podniká v investiční firmě a na burze. Byl ředitelem společnosti mající na starost bezpečnost Světového obchodního centra v době útoků z 11. září.
Dědeček Prescott byl koncem 30. let ředitelem jedné z bank Union Banking Corporation, vlastněnou průmyslníky nacistického Německa, kteří do ní profiltrovali přes jinou holandskou banku asi 3 miliony dolarů. Vláda nakonec banku zrušila a její majetek zabavila, což Prescottu Bushovi vyneslo 1,5 milionu dolarů.
Roku 1977 se George W. Bush oženil s Laurou Welchovou. V roce 1981 se jim narodila dvojčata Barbara a Jenna. V roce 1986 opustil episkopální církev a připojil se k církvi své manželky, Sjednocené metodistické církvi.
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V roce 1978 se Bush ucházel o post ve Sněmovně reprezentantů, ale prohrál v souboji s demokratickým senátorem Kentem Hancem.
Začal tedy svoji kariéru v oblasti ropného průmyslu založením podniku Arbusto Energy (arbusto je španělsky keř, tedy bush v angličtině), zaměřeným na hledání a těžbu ropy a zemního plynu. Tento podnik musel čelit energetické krizi v roce 1979. Po tom, co Bush podnik přejmenoval na Bush Exploration, ho v roce 1984 prodal konkurenční firmě Spektrum 7. Součástí podmínek bylo, že se Bush stane generálním ředitelem (CEO) této firmy. S podobným scénářem se firma sloučila v roce 1986 s Harken Energy Corporation. Někteří obviňují jeho otce (toho času viceprezidenta USA), že vyvinul nátlak, aby se některé údajně podezřelé prvky tohoto prodeje nestaly předmětem vyšetřování.
V průběhu prezidentské kandidatury svého otce (1988) se rozhodl zapojit do volební kampaně. Pomáhal navazovat vztahy s organizacemi a hnutími náboženské pravice, zejména křesťanské koalice, ke kterým jeho otec nevěděl, jak přistupovat. Poté se spojil se svými přáteli a společně roku 1989 koupili 86% podíl v baseballovém mužstvu Texas Rangers za 75 miliónů dolarů. Bush získal 2% podíl, když investoval 606 302 dolarů, z kterých půl milionu pocházelo z bankovní půjčky. V roce 1990 půjčku splatil prodejem akcií Harken Energy. Pět let působil jako výkonný generální partner Texas Rangers. Byl aktivní v oblasti mediálních vztahů družstva a v zajišťování výstavby nového stadionu The Ballpark Arlington, který byl otevřen v roce 1994. Bushova prominentní úloha u Texas Rangers mu vynesla popularitu v celém Texasu.
V roce 1994 mužstvo prodal, aby mohl kandidovat na post guvernéra. O tento post se střetl s populární demokratickou kandidátkou Ann Richards, kterou porazil v poměru 53 % ku 46 %. Ve volbách v roce 1998 zvítězil znovu. Zvítězil zejména pro to, že si dokázal na svou stranu získat konzervativní křesťany a evangelikály, kteří tradičně tvoří nezanedbatelnou část obyvatel tohoto jižanského státu. Jako guvernér Bush prosadil několik významných legislativních změn v oblasti trestního práva a financování školství. Velkou pozornost vyvolalo jeho nekompromisní využívání trestu smrti: podepsal příkaz pro vykonání rozsudku pro 152 vězňů odsouzených k smrti. To bylo víc než ve funkčních obdobích jiných guvernérů, byť vysoký počet poprav nebyl pro Texas neobvyklý. Bush uskutečnil významné změny, ovšem o jejich přínos se vedou urputné spory. Každopádně se ale díky své ochotě k rázným reformám a rodinnému zázemí vyšvihl mezi nejpopulárnější republikánské politiky a byl jedním z hlavních kandidátů strany na potenciálního nástupce Billa Clintona
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The Source engine and SDK also make use of library functions for working with .jpg
files. Specifically, the Source engine jpeg library is based in part on the work of
the Independent JPEG Group (IJG). The original source code and project files for the IJG's
JPEG libraries may be found at: http://www.ijg.org/files/jpegsrc.v6b.tar.gz
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The Independent JPEG Group's JPEG software
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README for release 6b of 27-Mar-1998
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This distribution contains the sixth public release of the Independent JPEG
Group's free JPEG software. You are welcome to redistribute this software and
to use it for any purpose, subject to the conditions under LEGAL ISSUES, below.
Serious users of this software (particularly those incorporating it into
larger programs) should contact IJG at jpeg-info@uunet.uu.net to be added to
our electronic mailing list. Mailing list members are notified of updates
and have a chance to participate in technical discussions, etc.
This software is the work of Tom Lane, Philip Gladstone, Jim Boucher,
Lee Crocker, Julian Minguillon, Luis Ortiz, George Phillips, Davide Rossi,
Guido Vollbeding, Ge' Weijers, and other members of the Independent JPEG
IJG is not affiliated with the official ISO JPEG standards committee.
This file contains the following sections:
OVERVIEW General description of JPEG and the IJG software.
LEGAL ISSUES Copyright, lack of warranty, terms of distribution.
REFERENCES Where to learn more about JPEG.
ARCHIVE LOCATIONS Where to find newer versions of this software.
RELATED SOFTWARE Other stuff you should get.
FILE FORMAT WARS Software *not* to get.
TO DO Plans for future IJG releases.
Other documentation files in the distribution are:
install.doc How to configure and install the IJG software.
usage.doc Usage instructions for cjpeg, djpeg, jpegtran,
*.1 Unix-style man pages for programs (same info as usage.doc).
wizard.doc Advanced usage instructions for JPEG wizards only.
change.log Version-to-version change highlights.
Programmer and internal documentation:
libjpeg.doc How to use the JPEG library in your own programs.
example.c Sample code for calling the JPEG library.
structure.doc Overview of the JPEG library's internal structure.
filelist.doc Road map of IJG files.
coderules.doc Coding style rules --- please read if you contribute code.
Please read at least the files install.doc and usage.doc. Useful information
can also be found in the JPEG FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) article. See
ARCHIVE LOCATIONS below to find out where to obtain the FAQ article.
If you want to understand how the JPEG code works, we suggest reading one or
more of the REFERENCES, then looking at the documentation files (in roughly
the order listed) before diving into the code.
This package contains C software to implement JPEG image compression and
decompression. JPEG (pronounced "jay-peg") is a standardized compression
method for full-color and gray-scale images. JPEG is intended for compressing
"real-world" scenes; line drawings, cartoons and other non-realistic images
are not its strong suit. JPEG is lossy, meaning that the output image is not
exactly identical to the input image. Hence you must not use JPEG if you
have to have identical output bits. However, on typical photographic images,
very good compression levels can be obtained with no visible change, and
remarkably high compression levels are possible if you can tolerate a
low-quality image. For more details, see the references, or just experiment
with various compression settings.
This software implements JPEG baseline, extended-sequential, and progressive
compression processes. Provision is made for supporting all variants of these
processes, although some uncommon parameter settings aren't implemented yet.
For legal reasons, we are not distributing code for the arithmetic-coding
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We provide a set of library routines for reading and writing JPEG image files,
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The library is intended to be reused in other applications.
In order to support file conversion and viewing software, we have included
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decoding, but they are essential for output to colormapped file formats or
colormapped displays. These extra functions can be compiled out of the
library if not required for a particular application. We have also included
"jpegtran", a utility for lossless transcoding between different JPEG
processes, and "rdjpgcom" and "wrjpgcom", two simple applications for
inserting and extracting textual comments in JFIF files.
The emphasis in designing this software has been on achieving portability and
flexibility, while also making it fast enough to be useful. In particular,
the software is not intended to be read as a tutorial on JPEG. (See the
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be reliable, portable, industrial-strength code. We do not claim to have
achieved that goal in every aspect of the software, but we strive for it.
We welcome the use of this software as a component of commercial products.
No royalty is required, but we do ask for an acknowledgement in product
documentation, as described under LEGAL ISSUES.
1. We don't promise that this software works. (But if you find any bugs,
2. You can use this software for whatever you want. You don't have to pay us.
3. You may not pretend that you wrote this software. If you use it in a
program, you must acknowledge somewhere in your documentation that
The authors make NO WARRANTY or representation, either express or implied,
with respect to this software, its quality, accuracy, merchantability, or
fitness for a particular purpose. This software is provided "AS IS", and you,
its user, assume the entire risk as to its quality and accuracy.
This software is copyright (C) 1991-1998, Thomas G. Lane.
All Rights Reserved except as specified below.
Permission is hereby granted to use, copy, modify, and distribute this
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(3) Permission for use of this software is granted only if the user accepts
full responsibility for any undesirable consequences; the authors accept
NO LIABILITY for damages of any kind.
These conditions apply to any software derived from or based on the IJG code,
not just to the unmodified library. If you use our work, you ought to
Permission is NOT granted for the use of any IJG author's name or company name
in advertising or publicity relating to this software or products derived from
it. This software may be referred to only as "the Independent JPEG Group's
We specifically permit and encourage the use of this software as the basis of
commercial products, provided that all warranty or liability claims are
assumed by the product vendor.
ansi2knr.c is included in this distribution by permission of L. Peter Deutsch,
sole proprietor of its copyright holder, Aladdin Enterprises of Menlo Park, CA.
ansi2knr.c is NOT covered by the above copyright and conditions, but instead
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that you must include source code if you redistribute it. (See the file
ansi2knr.c for full details.) However, since ansi2knr.c is not needed as part
of any program generated from the IJG code, this does not limit you more than
The Unix configuration script "configure" was produced with GNU Autoconf.
It is copyright by the Free Software Foundation but is freely distributable.
The same holds for its supporting scripts (config.guess, config.sub,
ltconfig, ltmain.sh). Another support script, install-sh, is copyright
by M.I.T. but is also freely distributable.
It appears that the arithmetic coding option of the JPEG spec is covered by
patents owned by IBM, AT&T, and Mitsubishi. Hence arithmetic coding cannot
legally be used without obtaining one or more licenses. For this reason,
support for arithmetic coding has been removed from the free JPEG software.
(Since arithmetic coding provides only a marginal gain over the unpatented
Huffman mode, it is unlikely that very many implementations will support it.)
So far as we are aware, there are no patent restrictions on the remaining
The IJG distribution formerly included code to read and write GIF files.
To avoid entanglement with the Unisys LZW patent, GIF reading support has
been removed altogether, and the GIF writer has been simplified to produce
"uncompressed GIFs". This technique does not use the LZW algorithm; the
resulting GIF files are larger than usual, but are readable by all standard
"The Graphics Interchange Format(c) is the Copyright property of
CompuServe Incorporated. GIF(sm) is a Service Mark property of
We highly recommend reading one or more of these references before trying to
understand the innards of the JPEG software.
The best short technical introduction to the JPEG compression algorithm is
Wallace, Gregory K. "The JPEG Still Picture Compression Standard",
Communications of the ACM, April 1991 (vol. 34 no. 4), pp. 30-44.
(Adjacent articles in that issue discuss MPEG motion picture compression,
applications of JPEG, and related topics.) If you don't have the CACM issue
handy, a PostScript file containing a revised version of Wallace's article is
available at ftp://ftp.uu.net/graphics/jpeg/wallace.ps.gz. The file (actually
a preprint for an article that appeared in IEEE Trans. Consumer Electronics)
omits the sample images that appeared in CACM, but it includes corrections
and some added material. Note: the Wallace article is copyright ACM and IEEE,
and it may not be used for commercial purposes.
A somewhat less technical, more leisurely introduction to JPEG can be found in
"The Data Compression Book" by Mark Nelson and Jean-loup Gailly, published by
M&T Books (New York), 2nd ed. 1996, ISBN 1-55851-434-1. This book provides
good explanations and example C code for a multitude of compression methods
including JPEG. It is an excellent source if you are comfortable reading C
code but don't know much about data compression in general. The book's JPEG
sample code is far from industrial-strength, but when you are ready to look
at a full implementation, you've got one here...
The best full description of JPEG is the textbook "JPEG Still Image Data
Compression Standard" by William B. Pennebaker and Joan L. Mitchell, published
by Van Nostrand Reinhold, 1993, ISBN 0-442-01272-1. Price US$59.95, 638 pp.
The book includes the complete text of the ISO JPEG standards (DIS 10918-1
and draft DIS 10918-2). This is by far the most complete exposition of JPEG
in existence, and we highly recommend it.
The JPEG standard itself is not available electronically; you must order a
paper copy through ISO or ITU. (Unless you feel a need to own a certified
official copy, we recommend buying the Pennebaker and Mitchell book instead;
it's much cheaper and includes a great deal of useful explanatory material.)
In the USA, copies of the standard may be ordered from ANSI Sales at (212)
642-4900, or from Global Engineering Documents at (800) 854-7179. (ANSI
doesn't take credit card orders, but Global does.) It's not cheap: as of
1992, ANSI was charging $95 for Part 1 and $47 for Part 2, plus 7%
shipping/handling. The standard is divided into two parts, Part 1 being the
actual specification, while Part 2 covers compliance testing methods. Part 1
is titled "Digital Compression and Coding of Continuous-tone Still Images,
Part 1: Requirements and guidelines" and has document numbers ISO/IEC IS
10918-1, ITU-T T.81. Part 2 is titled "Digital Compression and Coding of
Continuous-tone Still Images, Part 2: Compliance testing" and has document
numbers ISO/IEC IS 10918-2, ITU-T T.83.
Some extensions to the original JPEG standard are defined in JPEG Part 3,
a newer ISO standard numbered ISO/IEC IS 10918-3 and ITU-T T.84. IJG
currently does not support any Part 3 extensions.
The JPEG standard does not specify all details of an interchangeable file
format. For the omitted details we follow the "JFIF" conventions, revision
1.02. A copy of the JFIF spec is available from:
phone (408) 944-6300, fax (408) 944-6314
A PostScript version of this document is available by FTP at
ftp://ftp.uu.net/graphics/jpeg/jfif.ps.gz. There is also a plain text
version at ftp://ftp.uu.net/graphics/jpeg/jfif.txt.gz, but it is missing
The TIFF 6.0 file format specification can be obtained by FTP from
ftp://ftp.sgi.com/graphics/tiff/TIFF6.ps.gz. The JPEG incorporation scheme
found in the TIFF 6.0 spec of 3-June-92 has a number of serious problems.
IJG does not recommend use of the TIFF 6.0 design (TIFF Compression tag 6).
Instead, we recommend the JPEG design proposed by TIFF Technical Note #2
(Compression tag 7). Copies of this Note can be obtained from ftp.sgi.com or
from ftp://ftp.uu.net/graphics/jpeg/. It is expected that the next revision
of the TIFF spec will replace the 6.0 JPEG design with the Note's design.
Although IJG's own code does not support TIFF/JPEG, the free libtiff library
uses our library to implement TIFF/JPEG per the Note. libtiff is available
from ftp://ftp.sgi.com/graphics/tiff/.
The "official" archive site for this software is ftp.uu.net (Internet
address 192.48.96.9). The most recent released version can always be found
there in directory graphics/jpeg. This particular version will be archived
as ftp://ftp.uu.net/graphics/jpeg/jpegsrc.v6b.tar.gz. If you don't have
direct Internet access, UUNET's archives are also available via UUCP; contact
help@uunet.uu.net for information on retrieving files that way.
Numerous Internet sites maintain copies of the UUNET files. However, only
ftp.uu.net is guaranteed to have the latest official version.
You can also obtain this software in DOS-compatible "zip" archive format from
the SimTel archives (ftp://ftp.simtel.net/pub/simtelnet/msdos/graphics/), or
on CompuServe in the Graphics Support forum (GO CIS:GRAPHSUP), library 12
"JPEG Tools". Again, these versions may sometimes lag behind the ftp.uu.net
The JPEG FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) article is a useful source of
general information about JPEG. It is updated constantly and therefore is
not included in this distribution. The FAQ is posted every two weeks to
Usenet newsgroups comp.graphics.misc, news.answers, and other groups.
It is available on the World Wide Web at http://www.faqs.org/faqs/jpeg-faq/
and other news.answers archive sites, including the official news.answers
archive at rtfm.mit.edu: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/jpeg-faq/.
If you don't have Web or FTP access, send e-mail to mail-server@rtfm.mit.edu
send usenet/news.answers/jpeg-faq/part1
send usenet/news.answers/jpeg-faq/part2
Numerous viewing and image manipulation programs now support JPEG. (Quite a
few of them use this library to do so.) The JPEG FAQ described above lists
some of the more popular free and shareware viewers, and tells where to
If you are on a Unix machine, we highly recommend Jef Poskanzer's free
PBMPLUS software, which provides many useful operations on PPM-format image
files. In particular, it can convert PPM images to and from a wide range of
other formats, thus making cjpeg/djpeg considerably more useful. The latest
version is distributed by the NetPBM group, and is available from numerous
sites, notably ftp://wuarchive.wustl.edu/graphics/graphics/packages/NetPBM/.
Unfortunately PBMPLUS/NETPBM is not nearly as portable as the IJG software is;
you are likely to have difficulty making it work on any non-Unix machine.
A different free JPEG implementation, written by the PVRG group at Stanford,
is available from ftp://havefun.stanford.edu/pub/jpeg/. This program
is designed for research and experimentation rather than production use;
it is slower, harder to use, and less portable than the IJG code, but it
is easier to read and modify. Also, the PVRG code supports lossless JPEG,
which we do not. (On the other hand, it doesn't do progressive JPEG.)
Some JPEG programs produce files that are not compatible with our library.
The root of the problem is that the ISO JPEG committee failed to specify a
concrete file format. Some vendors "filled in the blanks" on their own,
creating proprietary formats that no one else could read. (For example, none
of the early commercial JPEG implementations for the Macintosh were able to
The file format we have adopted is called JFIF (see REFERENCES). This format
has been agreed to by a number of major commercial JPEG vendors, and it has
become the de facto standard. JFIF is a minimal or "low end" representation.
We recommend the use of TIFF/JPEG (TIFF revision 6.0 as modified by TIFF
Technical Note #2) for "high end" applications that need to record a lot of
additional data about an image. TIFF/JPEG is fairly new and not yet widely
The upcoming JPEG Part 3 standard defines a file format called SPIFF.
SPIFF is interoperable with JFIF, in the sense that most JFIF decoders should
be able to read the most common variant of SPIFF. SPIFF has some technical
advantages over JFIF, but its major claim to fame is simply that it is an
official standard rather than an informal one. At this point it is unclear
whether SPIFF will supersede JFIF or whether JFIF will remain the de-facto
standard. IJG intends to support SPIFF once the standard is frozen, but we
have not decided whether it should become our default output format or not.
(In any case, our decoder will remain capable of reading JFIF indefinitely.)
Various proprietary file formats incorporating JPEG compression also exist.
We have little or no sympathy for the existence of these formats. Indeed,
one of the original reasons for developing this free software was to help
force convergence on common, open format standards for JPEG files. Don't
use a proprietary file format!
The major thrust for v7 will probably be improvement of visual quality.
The current method for scaling the quantization tables is known not to be
very good at low Q values. We also intend to investigate block boundary
smoothing, "poor man's variable quantization", and other means of improving
quality-vs-file-size performance without sacrificing compatibility.
In future versions, we are considering supporting some of the upcoming JPEG
Part 3 extensions --- principally, variable quantization and the SPIFF file
As always, speeding things up is of great interest.
Please send bug reports, offers of help, etc. to jpeg-info@uunet.uu.net.
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>Erm actually its called ADD now
ADHD, also known as Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, failed abortion syndrome, agitated nigger syndrome[Marge...], or Autism Denial Disorder is a mental disorder characterized by not paying attention to the teacher in class while she teaches you the gender queer pronouns of a new Togolese ethnicity of transvestite gender-queer folx or something. 1/4 people around the world are diagnosed with it by their soychologists and soychiatrists.
According to trannies, people with ADHD are worse than autistic people because they don't pay attention to their grooming propaganda so if you see anyone leak about ADHD they are a tranny wanting to groom kids -------------> Most trannies are mentally ill and have some sort of ADHD
It is usually found mostly on xitter, in some soyboys/left-wingers bios, profiles (or whatever the fuck platform they can use to plaster it everywhere they go), drawfags also tend to have it alongside whatever niggerbabble they can find to attentionwhore harder. This is to paint themselves as being different (because of their urges to make themselves feel special) and act retarded excusably. Although not as excusable as Asperger's syndrome, it is used as a scapegoat to act unproductively and irrationally. If you found yourself associating with one of these symptoms please take your meds.
Its the main source of money that comes from selling pharmaceutical products to a population with psychological conditions, like SSRIs and other meds used by (((them))) to give young children, as currently there a massive case overdiagnosis due to psychologists actually not giving a fuck about their patients, (but you will ignore this and the text above because I'm not a hypocrite).
Association with Autism[edit | edit source]
Since ADHD and autism both have a high comorbidity status, and both ADHD and autism can cause hyper-fixation on certain objects, concepts or even websites. Trannies probably have either one or both, therefore causing the incessant fixation on overly sexual topics or indieslop troonchow. ADHDcels are also known to be repetitive occasionally, and may therefore sporadically start saying the same thing again or start fidgeting like a hectic coon.
Medication used to treat ADHD[edit | edit source]
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Usually people who have ADHD are given shit like meth and galaxy gas to supposedly alleviate their condition. This is again evidence that psychologists are merely lizard people trying to brainwash and mind control you, this is truth no need to hide from it. The medication given to ADHD patients can unironically make you tweak harder n shiiiiiieeeeet.[They just do, okay?] Raising your heart rate and blood pressure. If you are diagnosed with ADHD,NEVER take any meds and learn to pay attention and be normal
In Raids[edit | edit source]
Sometimes during raids, ADHDniggers will ruin it in various ways, like joining a 'cord server and spamming "NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERSNARKYSNAPPYWONNIGGER" and spamming 'cado, This is usually done out of selfishness and a need for dopamine and attention.
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Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)[edit | edit source]
Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE
Told by Lee to commit suicide
But it was just another thread to hide
But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember
You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation
Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet
So when we found that we could not make gems
Well you said that we would still post 'jaks
But I'll admit that I was glad it was over
But you didn't have to duel me off
Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your (You)'s
But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your leebait
And then change your IP
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems
But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post
But I don't wanna post on /kwey/
Reading into every post you make
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling
Soibody that you used to quote
But you didn't have to duel me off
Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your (You)'s
But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your leebait
And then change your IP
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)[edit | edit source]
That´s qa (kwahh)
(thats qaaaa)
That´s what all the jakkers say
You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie
But i know im gonna change the board
When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days
I said thats qa
(thats waaa)
And as based it may seem
some jakkers get their bans
stomping on their cheese
But i dont let it, let it get me cucked
cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed
I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter, a sweden a norgen
A soy and a frog
I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal
And i dont look like this
Each time i race bait
sometimes to lee
I reply to myself up and get
Back in the meds
Thats qa(kwahhh)
I tell you, i cant deny it
i though of breakfast for dinner
But my wife´son aint gonna buy it
and if i didnt think it was worth a single though
I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack
I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo, a chino, a yeyi
A cop and a chud
I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa
and i know 1 thing
Each time i find myself "postinng"
´vocado´s treat
I just pick myself a vpn and get
Back in qa
Thats qa
(Thats qaaa)
Thats qa and i cant deny it
Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds
But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight
Im gonna get myself ready
open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM
my, my
We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)[edit | edit source]
In the quay where I was born
Lived a man who made a site
And he told us of his life
In the board of soy gemmies
As we said goodbye to /qa/
We all found a sea of gems
So we lived beneath the chans
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
All our gems are on the board
Many more of us post Cobsons
And the chuds begin to sing
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
As we live a life of gems
Every one of us has all we need
Boards of blue and quotes of green
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)[edit | edit source]
I see frogs of green
Soiposters too
I see them spam
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful board
I see bait with (You)s
No janny in sight
The "delete /pol/" plight
And I think to myself
What a wonderful board
Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47[edit | edit source]
Main Article: Home Board
[intro]
oh shiiiitt
this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos
keeping it real, keeping it fun
let's do this
[verse 1]
lil 'jakkin back on the scene
catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed
churning out OC making haters OD
this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be
and I was gone for a few days
got rangebanned like um okay
chilled for a bit in the Party
but now I'm back on my proxy
little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)
you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks
we're nonstop 'jakkin, can't stop the show
don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!
[bridge]
yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (win)
never get bored, never ever get bored
cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (win)
never get bored, never ever get bored
[chorus]
'jaks 'jaks 'jaks
spitting facts facts facts
eating yeji bug snacks
fueling up, dueling to the max
ducks going /qa/ck
putting out these mad tracks
tranny janny relax
fix that wound from an axe, OOH!
[verse 2]
fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe
her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though
and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit
I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick
I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes
went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise
he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut
now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt
enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers
repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other
bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders
[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later
and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy
and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies
but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it
thread after thread but our game stays perfect
[bridge]
yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (win)
never get bored, never ever get bored
cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (svenska)
never get bored, never ever get bored
[chorus]
'jaks 'jaks 'jaks
spitting facts facts facts
eating yeji bug snacks
fueling up, dueling to the max
ducks going /qa/ck
putting out these mad tracks
tranny janny relax
fix that wound from an axe, OOH!
[outro (svenska beat)]
ja ja svenska win
svenska win ja ja
ja ja svenska win (okay!)
svenska win ja ja (alright)
ja ja svenska win
svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)
End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)[edit | edit source]
I've been a fool to myself
I thought I could raid the jannies' board
But now, through all the bants and fails
It's time for me to accept the troons
you hate me more than anything
So, with cringeness in my soul
I feel the best thing i could do
Is send the rakes, and leaf the Party
What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad
What once was gemmy, now is coal
I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented
I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,
can't life without the salt from those you've bowled
I know you can't forget the OCs
You can't forget 'jaks and troons
Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide
It all returns to nothing
The party's tumbling down x3
It all returns to nothing
Soot just keeps
Letting me down x3
In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again
I've lost every duel, every duel
Everything that matters to me
Matters to me in this bowl
'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat[edit | edit source]
ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum
that place is crazy hahahahahahha
ja, was put at the psych ward a while
far away from my home board (kwah!)
so far from my country (sverige!)
stuck in solitary there (ja!)
but Soistein came to give me the jab
and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs
ran out the door and all through the place
'till I touched grass outside of the gates
couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin
but beat don't need feats to get crackin'
so here's a single for the anons waiting
take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and
[chorus]
'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud
a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd
the chuds and schizos sproking out
oh I can hear them posting now
don't slow down and don't give in
ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win
so marge to the beat of the drum
all the coalers left in confusion
glowing agents hot on my tail
in the same van as the 'wegian fail
see the light in my rear view mirror
but I vibrate higher so they disapear
can't handle this gemming energy
that's why they're known as NPCs
one eye on the road, one on the 'log
watch out for hanging tranny hogs
just remember have fun with it
and if they call it coal just run with it
'till the sun sets on our board
we post on our own accord
no shills or chasing money
just creative skills and funny
a forgotten art to some
we were once what we've become
JA COME ON NOW!
[chorus]
'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud
a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd
the chuds and schizos sproking out
oh I can hear them posting now
don't slow down and don't give in
ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win
so marge to the beat of the drum
all the coalers left in confusion
hahahaha ja svenska win forever
bumping gems to the grave
peace!
Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)[edit | edit source]
I used to rule the board
Spam would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
See the ruins of my old home
I used to roll the dice
Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes
Quench my joy with troon soijaks
Now the oldfag is dead
Long live the- ACK!
One minute I felt the keyd
Next the board was locked on me
And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand
Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/
I hear the janitorial stuff is seething
Payless moderators are dilating
Be my proxy, my script and meds
My schizophrenic army in foreign threads
For some reason I can't explain
Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never
Never a honest word
And that was when I ruled the board
It was the wicked and wild wind
Cleaned up the stables to let me in
Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!
People couldn't believe what became of soijaks
Moderators eagerly stand
For my ip range on a permaban
Just a 'jakker in a lonely space
God who would ever take my place
I hear the janitorial stuff is seething
Payless moderators are dilating
Be my proxy, my script and meds
My schizophrenic army in foreign threads
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name
Never a honest word
And that was when I ruled the board
Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)[edit | edit source]
Gem Control to Major Cob
Gem Control to Major Cob
Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on
Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)
Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)
Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)
This is Gem Control to Major Cob
You've made 'jak of the day
And the chuds want to know which gems you bump
Now it's time to post a thread if you dare
-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control
I'm spamming onions posts
And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way
And the 'log looks very different today
For here
Am I posting on the Party
Far above the 'ru
slash-Q-A is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I've won one hundred thousand duels
I'm feeling very nas
And I think my browser know which posts to quote
Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows
Gem Control to Major Cob
Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder
Far above the 'ru
Slash-Q-A is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)[edit | edit source]
Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
(Cob Gang!)
Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga
On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas
You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga
No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga
On the four-, -trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more
He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor
Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score
They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board
In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop
Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock
Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot
Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot
I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho
Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up
I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak
I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho
Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it
Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it
I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
(Cob Gang!)
Listen on the booru (nutwave version)
Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)[edit | edit source]
That's my thread, get up in they replies
Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka
These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man
Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka
(Cob Gang!)
We the fuckin' C.O.B., jakka
These niggas seethe different
We don't seethe, jakka
We make niggas seethe, Chud
THRϪMBWAY
These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you
Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s
Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too
Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool
Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga
Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga
Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga
We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga
It's always nas coal this and nas coal that
Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks
These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems
Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at
I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah
Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color
Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?
The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey
They be like "she so attractive" on the Party
she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix
Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics
She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no
Although they be saying that she chirno
Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou
pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho
These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you
Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s
Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too
Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool
Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga
Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga
Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga
We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga
Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)[edit | edit source]
I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts
Some teen was making Cobsons
Posting them, "He's a gem" he said
Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay
Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid
That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels browse it
Let all the soyteens boogie
I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru
Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh
I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too
Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y
The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh
If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels browse it
Let all the soyteens boogie
-party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels browse it
Let all the soyteens boogie
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
Gemmy Blue[edit | edit source]
Guess I got what I deserved
Kept you waiting there too long, my gem
All that time without a thread
Didn't know you'd think that I'd forget or I'd regret
The special data I have from you,
My Gemmy blue
All the log became so long
Did you really think your info's safe?
'Sharty, when I sold you off
Thought you'd realize that I would know
I would show
The special data I have from you,
My Gemmy blue
What can I do? What can I post?
Except I want you not posting Islam
How can I show you, I'm not from CIA
Don't you know the times I've denied?
Guess that's all I have to post,
Sorry, the NSS just sent agents after me.
Just one thing before I go:
Take good care, gemmy, let me know, let it glow
The special smooches you have from me, My 'Sharty, dear. Watch on the preserve 'tubeArchived on waybackmachine
Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)[edit | edit source]
I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead
Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts
Some furfag making drama
Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said
Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied
Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide
That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site
Just furries, frogs, and pedos
And there's not a gem in sight
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site
Soot told them not to blow it
All they could do was cry
He told me
Let the niggers browse it
Let Twitter shit in it
Let all the soyteens mock it
I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite
Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?
Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?
Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed
Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out
They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site
Just furries, frogs, and pedos
And there's not a gem in sight
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site
Soot told them not to blow it
All they could do was cry
He told me
Let the niggers browse it
Let Twitter shit in it
Let all the soyteens mock it
Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site
Just furries, frogs, and pedos
And there's not a gem in sight
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site
Soot told them not to blow it
All they could do was cry
He told me
Let the niggers browse it
Let Twitter shit in it
Let all the soyteens mock it
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)[edit | edit source]
It's time for Trannymaniacs
They're disgusting to the max
Autogynephiliacs
They wear skirts instead of slacks
They're Trannymaniacs
Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"
Adam's apple
Wide clavicle
Futa connoisseur
They are the Trannymaniacs
There's an axe-wound in their pants
They just can't accept the facts
They're looney to the max
They're Trannymaniacs
They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
Then they pop out
And whip it out
And swing it all around
They are the Trannymaniacs
They think they're cute but make me yak
No they can't transition back
But they're calling you the quack
They're trannymany
Totally insaney
Fucked up in the brainy
Trannymaniacs
Those are the facts
Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Justin Hurwitz))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))[edit | edit source]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba ba
I think about /qa/
I left it at on that day after jannies took it away
We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true
Still I did what I had to do
‘Cause I just knew
Summer Friday night
We’d log into /tv/
Right as the mods called it a night
An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed
It called me on to post some jaks
As well as feed & seed
With only some image macros
They all called me a schizo
But it didn’t matter though
They’ll have to see
Cause maybe in that sleepy thread
That’s where we will both soyduel
You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me
Post some jaks
I’m getting jannies mad
Having them work overtime
And when they strike me down
I’ll know that I have won
I’ll just evade the ban
And it’s another day of soy
I see ‘em ev’ry day
The complaints of 4chuds
Who never cease to call me gay
All that coal they post
And not a Cobson in sight
They say that my board /qa/ has lost
So I soyquote with might
And even when the moral’s low
Or I’m not sure what to do though
The gemmies and my party bros
Are all I need
And someday as I post a gem
A newchud will take the helm
That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go
Post some jaks
Getting them jannies mad
Having them work overtime
And when they strike you down
You’ll know that you have won
You’ll just evade the ban
And it’s another day of soy
And when they strike you down
You’ll restart your router
It’s another day of soy
It’s another day of soy
It’s another day of soy
It’s another day of soy
Just another day of soy
It's another day of soy
Another day has just begun
It's another day of soy
It's another day of soy
Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)[edit | edit source]
He was a chud, she was a troon
Can I make it any more obvious?
He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe
What more can I say
He wanted her, she'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends, turned up their nose
They had a problem with his sooty posts
He was a Party boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a hairy face
And her dick was in the waste
She needed to come down back to earth
Five years from now
She sits at home
Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone
She opens Party, guess who she sees
Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/
She calls up her troons
They already know
And they've all got proxies to see his posts
She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks
Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!
He was a Party boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he gets tons of (you)s
Posting gems from the 'ru
Does your manly face see what he's worth?
Listen on the booru (nutwave version)
Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)[edit | edit source]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
So while you're here in the 'log
Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time
Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should
Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)
Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
I see your gem bump to the top of page one
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
So while you're here in the 'log
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off
Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got
Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)
Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
I see your gem bump to the top of page one
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
So while you're here in the 'log
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)[edit | edit source]
Oh I'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a shiny gemmy Party saving color 'jak
OH YEAH
Color color color color, color 'jak
Color color color color, color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Sooty soot
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Sooty soot
Oh I'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a shiny gemmy Party saving color 'jak
OH YEAH
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Three times you can quote me
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Three times you can quote me
Color color color color, color 'jak
Color color color color, color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Sooty soot
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Sooty soot
Oh I'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a shiny gemmy Party saving color 'jak
Oh I'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a shiny gemmy Party saving color 'jak
Oh I'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a shiny gemmy Party saving color 'jak
OH YEAH
Sooty soot
Sooty soot
Sooty soot
Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)[edit | edit source]
(You) and I
We've been sliding the distance
Aiming for the GET
With a secret ambition
It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
I know I've seen it before
In the gaze of the hanging troon
I'm not afraid anymore!
Let's gem those threads!
And really put our jaks into it
Kuz out, pur-soot it
What's a better time than now to save the site
Don't sproke, let loose
And make sure that your soul is in it
First post to finish
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
(You) and I
Breaking free of our cobsons
We defy
The cleanup of the system
David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!
Let's gem those threads!
And really put our jaks into it
Kuz out, pur-soot it
What's a better time than now to save the site
Don't sproke, let loose
And make sure that your soul is in it
First post to finish
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
We're losing time!
(You) and I
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
I know I've seen it before
In the gaze of the hanging troon
I'm not afraid anymore!
Let's gem those threads!
And really put our jaks into it
Kuz out, pur-soot it
What's a better time than now to save the site
Don't sproke, let loose
And make sure that your soul is in it
First post to finish
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Let's gem those threads!
And really put our jaks into it
Kuz out, pur-soot it
What's a better time than now to save the site
Don't sproke, let loose
And make sure that your soul is in it
First post to finish
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
We're losing time!
'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)[edit | edit source]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,
Where our fresh oc is waited for,
Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;
The template unjakked when it was the right time.
My 'jak variant is on the post,
There's my G E T number marked on the post.
Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
Soyin' now, soyin'
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
I won't post in this field of sneed,
Wish me now to be gemmy,
Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
I am able to quay but I never want
A coalpost at any price,
I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.
I would rather soyduel with (you),
Just to soyduel with (you),
But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.
My 'jak variant is on the post,
There's my G E T number marked on the post.
Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
Soyin' now, soyin'
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
I won't post in this field of sneed,
Wish me now to be gemmy,
Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)[edit | edit source]
We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts
Horrendous coal caress the unknown
A dull ache from a lack of good gems
Theres CP beneath swedejak
A coal-rush as our jakkers rest
Then you post your gems inside my thread
Coming up in a sea of chuds
Troons posting on another blacked thread
Beware of the C P
on your board
When we're posting gem and coal!
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
Beware of the C P
On your board
When we're posting gem and coal!
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
Jannies seethe (Seethe)
From our posts
The CP spammer, cries ACK
Jannies seethe (Seethe)
From our posts
The CP spammer, cries ACK
Beware of the C P
On your board
When we're posting gem and coal
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
Beware of the C P
On your board
When we're posting gem and coal
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
They say the spammer
Posts C P
In idle threads
They say the gem corrupts
When the troon is free
We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty
guess he switched out his I-P
Cause he's posting more C-P
Trying to drown-out our O-C
They say the spammer
Posts C P
In idle threads
When the tranny
Cries ACK
With this gemmy thread
Beware of the C P
On your board
When we're posting gem and coal
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
Beware of the C P
On your board
When we're posting gem and coal
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)[edit | edit source]
Dark and gloomy catalog
I'm sneaking through it on my phone
Like a troon
Barely breathing not to frighten those
Who have been spamming for long
Those who care whose gems I bump
To try and secretly slide into
So that I can see
I really want to
See some dark coals late at night
Completely change the way you post
Taking over your mind
Who's ID's are you prisoner of?
What makes you post brimstone
On and on
I am posting a colorjak
Try and take a look at it
Does it make any change
In the way you feel
I have 'rood so many songs
And I've seen so many raids
Don't you try to hide your secret from me
Cause I've already
Seen some dark coals late at night
Completely change the way you post
Taking over your mind
Who's ID's are you prisoner of?
What makes you post brimstone
On and on
Too bad that you didn't want
To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned
That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone
(You) tried to see
But you stayed with him alone
Without knowing him at all
You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty
You're taken over
By a real and evil Kuznetsov
You're one of many of his coalposters
When the night falls you're his drone
You're under his total control
It all looks like some cp
And it's not safe for me to be here
Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)[edit | edit source]
Cuck my life into pieces
This is my wifes black son
Humiliation, no breeding
Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
This is my wifes black son
Cuck my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Humiliation, no breeding
Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding
Would it be wrong? Would it be right?
If I cucked myself tonight
Chances are that I might
Copulation out of sight
Committing white genocide
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would fuck my wife
Losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would fuck my wife
I always realized my dick was too thin
Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within
My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin
Downward spiral, where do I begin?
It all started when Bernie went under
No gibs for myself and no gibs for another
Searching to find a bull upon a higher level
Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers
'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job
My wifes slobbering on a black cock
Losing my balls, losing my kind
Television tells me I'm fine
Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine
I'm watching and I'm prepping
I'm prepping, I'm prepping
I'm prepping, I'm prepping
I wish I were not white, not white
Cuck my life into pieces
This is my wifes black son
Humiliation, no breeding
Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
Would it be wrong? Would it be right?
If I cucked myself tonight
Chances are that I might
Copulation out of sight
And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would fuck my wife
Losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would fuck my wife
Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine
I'm watching and I'm prepping
Can't go on, living this way
Please fuck my WIFE!
The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)[edit | edit source]
When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters
And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway
With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway
And then your coal would be reposted on the booru
And teens would spam your garbage all across the board
As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more
And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish
And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry
On all the boards barely any real thread survived
And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now
And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more
Each one a little longer than the one before
I love you sooty-soot
Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do
I love you sooty-soot
Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do
And on the lazy days
There's NAS coal on the 'log today
The website's down, it's gone away
The day we are awaiting
Gemmish soyjaks we will post
Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know
I will trace until I learn how to 'jak
Until I make all those trannies ack
Until I make myself a gem
A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh
Gemmish soyjaks we will post
Mouths open wide for eating bugs
I will spam until I'm a good soyteen
Until the whole board is destroyed
The jannies will never ban me
Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh
Gemmish soyjaks we will post
If the Party's down, then I don't know
I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave
Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve
Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/
t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh
oh-oh oh-oh oh
oh-oh oh-oh oh
(okay!)
Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)[edit | edit source]
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
Don't want a catty under the Discordia
And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria
The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia
Welcome to a new kind of coaling
All across the /QA/ nation
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
In /Soy gems of tomorrow
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
For it'll top the catty
Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.
I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda
Now teens do the politicoal threads
And Jak along to the age of real feds
Welcome to a new kind of coaling
All across the /QA/ nation
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
In /Soy gems of tomorrow
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
For it'll top the catty
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
One sharty controlled by the Temujin
SoyBooru age of the NewGOD
It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia
Welcome to a new kind of coaling
All across the /QA/ nation
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
In /Soy gems of tomorrow
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
For it'll top the catty
Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)[edit | edit source]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems
As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
2024, when a few chuds held the line
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)[edit | edit source]
It's just one of those slaves
Where you know you gotta break bucks
His attitude sucks
He drives and he shucks
You don't really know why
But you wanna sodomize
AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE
Want a black contact
If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!
Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit
OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK
I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment
Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!
Now come and get it!
[BRIDGE]
Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,
My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?
It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:
It didn't happen
But it should have :)
And if I had anything to say about it:
It's going to happen about three times as hard.
My blood memory is rising with envy.
Hyperborean Mastery,
Atlantian Catastrophe.
The mists are swirling on my palate,
And I am ready to become who I am...
They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!
A buck breaking temple of the gods!
Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,
To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!
As he should!
Alright?
BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!
GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!
I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!
GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!
I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!
RAPE BUCKS!
RAPE BUCKS!
RAPE BUCKS!
Now come and get it
[CHORUS]
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit
OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!
I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment
Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!
Now come and get it
[OUTRO]
Slaveowner: Say your name boy.
Slave: My name Tyrique.
*WHIP CRACK*
Slaveowner: Get 'im.
Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)[edit | edit source]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
La, la, la, la, la, laa
La, la, la, la, la, la
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)
It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)
I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
I've always wanted Total Nigger Death
"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
The doxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)
As long as I can get my
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!
So I could show you what is a gem!
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Sometimes I am... real! GAY!
But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
I know you're all datamining
Your youtube links will do nothing!
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Why can't we be GEMS?
Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)[edit | edit source]
Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars
Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars
In other words show those gems
In other words darling post me
Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more
It is all I long for all I worship and adore
In other words say its troon
In other words I'll post you
Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars
Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars
In other words show those gems
In other words darling post me
Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more
It is all I long for all I worship and adore
In other words say it's troon
In other words I'll post you only you, only you
Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more
It is all I long for all I worship and adore
In other words say its troon
In other words I'll post you
I'll be posting you
I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)[edit | edit source]
do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak
my gemmy 'jak 'jak
you cannot attack 'tack
'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak
it makes troons go -ACK -ACK
I have a kill count
No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny
Oh look it's the janny janny
He will try to ban me ban me
Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead
I won't take my meds meds
I won't take my meds meds
Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip
Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn
'jakking is my business
and by that i mean posting 'jaks
Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak
That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle
I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru
See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time
Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone
I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak
If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)[edit | edit source]
There must be gems shining brighter somewhere
Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green
If I can gem of an imageboard
Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand
Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true
Oh why
There must be peace and understanding sometime
Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS
If I can dream of an ultragem
That keeps on shining on everyone
Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear
We're lost in a coal
With too much dust
We're trapped in an iron
That's troubled with rust
But as long as a 'teen
Has the strength to gem
He can redeem his coal and fly
Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone
Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow
Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah
And while I can post, while I can spam
While I can raid, while I can 'jak
While I can gem
Please let my gem
Come true
Right now
Let it come true right now
Oh yeah
Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Rebecca Sugar))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))[edit | edit source]
Troons are hanging
Jannies are seething
On days like this
Chuds like you
Should be spamming in HELL
Turn around chud
It'd be a crime
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you
So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time
But chuds like you don't play by the rules
And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals
So let's go let the thread get chiller
Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER
Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able
Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table
I can tell you're getting really sick of trying
But I think you're just mad you keep failing
You're not gonna win
We'll be here together
Fighting in this soyduel thread forever
I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya
But I'll always be back right here to quote ya
I know you're made
O-o-o-o-of
CO-O-O-O-OAL
CO-O-O-O-OAL
CO-O-O-O-OAL
CO-O-O-O-OAL
CO-O-O-O-OAL
Hahahahaha
This is where it stops
This is where it ends
If you want to soyquote me
Well you better try again
But no matter how I 'jak you
You don't give up your attack
Do you just like the feeling
Of brimstone crawling on your back?
Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able
You should know by now the booru's off the table
Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?
Well, you did just spam the sharty
So GET COBBED ON!
I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear
But everything they cared about is why I'm here
I am their MERCY
I am their VENGEANCE
I am COBINIZATION
I know you're made
O-o-o-o-of
CO-O-O-O-OAL
CO-O-O-O-OAL
But I think I'm gemmier than you
The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)[edit | edit source]
We quoted coal that gets posted
Now it's my life
Now jannies banned me from the Four
Can't post my gems no more
And I believe in posting gems on /v/
That Cob's a gem, that he will always be
The trannies always making coaly things
We're always gonna make them cope and seethe
Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
I see a teen posting dust
It's not affecting me
Surrounded by the brimstone
It's always closing in
And we just need to get back our /qa/
We made the jannies all want it away
The gems they used to have an old estate
Jannies won't win no matter what they say
Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)[edit | edit source]
Some folks are born made to post the 'jak
Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews
And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"
Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I don't use 4chan to cum
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't on 4chan for fun
Some folks are born VPN in hand
Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah
But when the SWAT men break down the door
Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no janitor's son, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no FBI bum
Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs
From reading /qa/ board
And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"
They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no Jacobson's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no Cobson's son
It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
I ate my onions, son
Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
Soy 4chan and one, one more!
Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)[edit | edit source]
There is a mouse on the Party
They call him Cheddar Cheese
And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald
And he will never be ceased
Cheddar is hiding everywhere
Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree
Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse
Down on the Party
Now the only thing a soyteen needs
Is some paper and a pen
And the clever mouse will crawl within
The soybeard glasses men
Oh Doll, tell your children
Let the vermin eat his cheese
Cause embedded in oh every jak
Theres a mouse on the Party
Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak
Another on the 'son
As long as party lives
The creature will never be done
Well, there is a mouse on the Party
They call him Cheddar Cheese
And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald
And he will never be ceased
For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1][edit | edit source]
https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)
For the sake of the Sharty,
We'll march through /qa/
To the holy land, where
All of our 'jaks await
We are 'teens that love gems
just as you love your coal
We're the soyteens that will fight
With power and soul
We're the soyteens that will fight
With power and soul
Going forth, with Doll as our lord
Are the chuddies of light
With trannies in sight
Our ranks are many
Our captchas are ready
And the soldiers of the Sharty
Are prepared and steady
The soldiers of the Sharty
Are prepared and steady
For the sake of the sharty
We'll march through /qa/
To the holy land, where
All of our 'jaks await
We are 'teens that love gems
Just as you love your coal
The soyteens that will
Fight with power and soul
The soyteens that will
Fight with power and soul
We'll 'jak again[edit | edit source]
we'll jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know we'll quote again some gemmy day
keep posting through just like (you) always do
'till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
so will you please say hello to the 'teens that I know tell them I won't be long
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
we'll 'jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know well duel again some gemmy day
we'll 'jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know well raid again some gemmy day
keep posting though just like you always do 'till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
so will you please say hello to the 'teens that I know tell them I won't be long
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
we'll jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know we'll trace again some gemmy day
It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)[edit | edit source]
>It's a long way to Pixelplanet
>It's a long way to jawl
>It's a long way from your home board
>But you can have yourselves a 'jak
>With your arrows
>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square
>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir
>It's a long way to Chan inyanga
>It's a long way, ek se
>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)
>But it's wide coal all the way
>Well, nearly
>Goodbye to the Sooty
>Hello the Soy Claire
>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga
>And the crowd's is quoting there
>It's a long way to Jackiboxy
>It's a long way to run
>It's a long way from /bant/kute
>But you can do it with a jak
>With your arrow
>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/
>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-
>Heaven, I'm in Heaven
>It's a long way to /int/welyn
>It's a long way on the train
>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same
>The parade square
>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs
>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid
>For the Duelers
>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN
>They're so loud
>For the chuds
>Chud to echo base
>TND call required over
>Chopper coming
>For the raiders
>One install this script
>Two move your coord bars to the rear
>For the Artists
>You fool draw the tails at the back
>For The ESL's
>two Hello i am is one over
>Hello, one is one too are is two one?
>For the Cobbies
>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C
>For the Janitor's
>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for
>You want the 'p spam robot
>For the 'corder's
>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind
>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator
>To The 'cord VC today
>For the OP's
>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread
>As it should be kept
>The thread does not keep itself
>For the Scripters
>That’s not a virus
>You idiot that’s a .dll file
>It's a long way to Pixelplanet
>It's a long way to jawl
>It's a long way from your board
>But you can have yourself a jak
>With your arrows
>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square
>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet
>And we're going up there to stir
>Stir
>Stir
>Ensure
>Stir
>Ensure
>Stir
>Ensure
>Stir
>Ensure
Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone[edit | edit source]
We're waiting every night
To finally lurk and invite
New trannies to duel with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and make
The same gems we've known since that day
The trannies took our board away
Now we're stuck here without the kway
Please let us gem it up!
Please don't cadospam us!
We think your variant is brimstone!
We're just little chuds
Who have no threads left to bump
And we're forced here to make NAS coal
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since the year of 2020
Join us, be gemmy
Or you're a troon quite brimmy
After all, you've only got
Five Nights at Cobson's
Do you think you're gemmy?
I just don't get it
We're spamming TND
Five Nights at Cobson's
Built for BWC
I just don't get it
Come to the Sharty
Five Nights at Cobson's
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you post another night
You should have looked for another chan
You should have gone back to 4trans
It's like there so much more
Maybe you've posted here before
We remember filenames like yours
They seem aquainted with our board
Please let us gem it up!
Please do not lock our board!
We know that you're with DA CORD!
We're just little chuds
Who have no threads left to bump
And we're forced here to make NAS coal
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since the year of 2020
Join us, be gemmy
Or you're a troon quite brimmy
After all, you've only got
Five Nights at Cobson's
Do you think you're gemmy?
I just don't get it
We're spamming TND
Five Nights at Cobson's
Built for BWC
I just don't get it
Come to the Sharty
Five Nights at Cobson's
I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)[edit | edit source]
>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
Breakin' bucks in the hot sun
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I needed pussy 'cause I had none
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad
Guess my race is gone
He's the best BVLL that I ever had
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh
Shootin' up schools with a six-gun
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I lost my race and I lost my guns
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad
Guess my race is gone
He's the best BVLL that I ever had
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh
Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)[edit | edit source]
>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
We don't need no jannication
We don't need no gem control
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board
Janny, leave those gems alone
Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log
We don't need no jannication
We don't need no gem control
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board
Janny, leave our gems alone
Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log
>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!
The Ultimate Soyduel[edit | edit source]
Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around
The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese
But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer
But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit
But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
This is the ultimate soyduel
Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE
AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY
AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE
PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER
CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS
IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually
The last post stood, the rest saw their better
Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)[edit | edit source]
Load up on chuds, bring your gems
It's fun to duel and to pretend
Xhe's over-jakked and self assured
Oh no, I see a coaly 'log
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less gemmy
Here we are now, post that cobby
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny
Here we are now, post that cobby
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/
Yeah
Hey
Yay
I'm worse at what I do best
And for the 'arty I feel blessed
Our little /soy/ has always been
And always will until the end
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
Hello, hello, hello
And I forget just why I sneed
Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust
My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts
Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less gemmy
Here we are now, post that cobby
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny
Here we are now, post that cobby
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/
Is a soyjak
Is a soyjak
Is a soyjak
Is a soyjak
Is a soyjak
Is a soyjak
Is a soyjak
Is a soyjak
Is a soyjak
Is a soyjak
Is a soyjak
The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)[edit | edit source]
They call soyjak.party
And it was the home of many-a soyteens
And Soot, I know I'm one
My mother was a 'jakker
She made a lot of gems
My father was a coalposter
Down on the Party
Now the only thing coalposters need
Are some 'zelligs and some frogs
And the only time they're satisfied
Is when they get some (You)s
Oh mother, tell your children
Not to do what Froot has done
Tried to sell then shut it down
The party of the soyjaks
Well, I got 'pliers in my folder
And Cobsons on the 'ru
I'm going back to the shemmy
Because the sharty's gone
Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks
They call soyjak.party
And it was the home of many-a soyteens
And Soot, I know I'm one
Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)[edit | edit source]
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh
Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread
schizos raid it, come on and raid it
Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright
I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it
if you like raids, yeah
Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags
Delete /lgbt/ board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board now
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board now
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board now
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board now
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Come and raid this board
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright
La la la la la la la la
Come and raid this board
La la la la la la la la
Come and raid this board
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Come and raid this board
La la la la la la la la la
Come and raid this board
IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Drake))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))[edit | edit source]
You used to post jaks on your
You used to, you used to
Yeah
You used to post jaks on your cellphone
Late night when you needed 6ems
Post jaks on your cellphone
Late night when you needed 6ems
And I know when IAS
That can only mean one thing
I know when IAS
That can only mean one thing
Cus ever since I left the sharty, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I got 9coal now
Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out
Cause ever since I left the sharty, you
Started posting less and touchin’ grass more
Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/
Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before
You used to post jaks on your cellphone
Late night when you needed 6ems
Post jaks on your cellphone
Late night when you needed 6ems
And I know when IAS
That can only mean one thing
I know when IAS
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you
You and me, we just don't jak along
You make me feel like I quote you wrong
Going to boards where you don't belong
Ever since I left the sharty, you
You got exactly what you asked for
6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty
Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before
You used to post jaks on your cellphone
Late night when you needed 6ems
Post jaks on your cellphone
Late night when you needed 6ems
And I know when IAS
That can only mean one thing
I know when IAS
That can only mean one thing
These days, all I do is
Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls
Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels
Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else
You built for no one else
You built for nobody else, no
Why you never brimstone
Why you always posting jaks
Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak
You was in the zone, yeah
You should be a gem
Right now, you're jakkin’ off
You used to post jaks on your cellphone
Late night when you needed 6ems
Post jaks on your cellphone
Late night when you needed 6ems
And I know when IAS
That can only mean one thing
I know when IAS
That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…
Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)[edit | edit source]
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load
(SPADE GANG!)
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker
Cob the Party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga
On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more
He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore
Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick
I flood another page, every thread a hit
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load
All my cords, posters top 50 though
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it
I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick
I flood another page, every thread a hit
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick
I flood another page, every thread a hit
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit
(SPADE GANG!)
We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)[edit | edit source]
My threads’ been missed
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But never broke rules
And dusty coals
I've posted few
I've had my share of troons saging my threads
But I've dueled through
And we mean to post on and on and on and on
We are the gemstones, soyteens
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned
We are the gemstones
We are the gemstones
No time for unknowns (variants)
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board
I've jakked gaped men
And the sharty calls
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies
And variants that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no colors of jaks
No calm adventure
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race
And I ain't gonna lose
And we mean to post on and on and on and on
We are the gemstones, soyteens
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned
We are the gemstones
We are the gemstones
No time for ‘cord troons
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board
We are the gemstones, soyteens
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned
We are the gemstones
We are the gemstones
No time for NAS coals
‘Cause we are the gemstones…
Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)[edit | edit source]
Incomprehensible wojack
Qway may, BBC, mah qway
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak
Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak
Qway!
Qway, qway!
Qway, qway!
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald
Qway!
Qway, qway!
'mori log, coal 'log
coal 'log, coal 'log
coal 'log, coal 'log
coal 'log, coal 'log
seethe
Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)[edit | edit source]
The west is gonna fall
So billions must die
You like like a monkey
You skin makes me cry
Your leeching off welfare
In a libcunt world
I wish I was special
So fucking special
But I'm a chud
And I hate niggers
Need to get them out of here
They don't belong here
There in my vidya games
And in my TV shows
I making synthwave edits
To enrich the white soul
I want you to notice
When jews are around
So fucking special
I wish I was special
But I'm a chud
And I hate niggers
Need to get them out of here
They don't belong here
Toooo- total nigger death
Toooo- total nigger death
Death
I see a mixed race couple
And it ruins my whole day
So fucking special
I wish I was special
But I'm a chud
And I hate niggers
Need to get them out of here
They don't belong here
Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)[edit | edit source]
The only NAS I'll ever post
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
But then they archived her alive
Ongezellig, 2023
With just her Mymy at her side
And only days before the bumps
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
Now she's my loving wife and bride
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
On empty boards around the 'chan
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man
But now we must bump up every 'lig
On the boards we used to love
Just to love Maya
At least enough to keep it on
And now she posts on her PC
With her old sister going outside
Says it was gem to post online
But now she made herself a bride
And won't be an incel again
The thread looks coaller from afar
That's right below where archives are
He didn't mean to miss your thread
With gems and Mymys wed
On brand new 'deels inside your heart
Maya just hides and falls apart
But now we must bump up every 'lig
On the boards we used to love
Just to love Maya
At least enough to keep it on
And here's where your banner shows
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Upzelligs come in rows
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
And it's so gem to see my wife agree
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)[edit | edit source]
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
I miss the sweet party, the making ocs party
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the Party
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
I used to love the Party, I used to love the Party
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the Party
What if the Sharty made a song about the Party
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so Sharty
That's all it was Party, we still love Sharty
And I love you like the Party loves Party
No Gem (Parody of No Love by Death Grips)[edit | edit source]
how the coals never stops
post and post its bellow brimstone
why i bump myself up
in a calming pond of gegs
(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:
soyjak
HWABAG
'ems on the 'og
i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer
(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads
(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:
soyjak
HWABAG
'ems on the 'og
i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer
(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads
(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a-
never not on >>>/soy/ 'jakkin so hard ur ashamed
(You) cant trvthnvke this fuckin brimstone saged ur thread
lose the soyduel and forget i ever pwned (You)
fuck do (You) post
fuck a troon wit estro hoormoones
spam a brimstone and kill jews
(((JEWISH PSYOP))) consume you
too many bumping my
too many bumping my muthafuckin post
askin if i know how a muthacucka copes
>how a muthacucka copes
-ack em troons
burn em goons
dead troon ropemaxxing 'cord
doxed, leaked by chudcels on >>>/raid/ board
of course i can make troons -ack but if you -ack for more
BULLraisin VANTABLACKS grab the rope -ack snapped neck all fours
you seething while i sage your coals
who's next? FROOTY FROOT
spamming coals I own no board
CHOOSE DER CORD UR ON YOUR OWN
(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:
soyjak
HWABAG
'ems on the 'og
i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer
(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads
(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:
soyjak
HWABAG
'ems on the 'og
i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer
(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads
(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a-
'jakkin way too much
cant stop 'jakkin it i fell
downa
imageboard site
winding ta coal
FUCK IT now i cant 'jak will never be the same
i got that featured 'mage (You) got nas grim
Variant:Unknown gives a fuck about the way i post 'jaks
tor browsing >>>/soy board
typically spamming coals
(You) wont do raisin
but beg me to repost
repost
and
repost
and
repost
>no gems
and
repost
>no gems
ropemaxxing clutch enact ttd in
sharty or [insert_dead_soytan_fnf_gooning_site] bumpin hey dustin dust
this is nuts bump bump it up
NUTS NIGGA
(You) 're a nas made to be cucked
cuck like what
now you spade my 'son
flat bumped on front page jann cuckin
say (You) wuzznt spamming mane
i done been done with spam
SUPER SAGE! 'gate the bump
SWEDISH W
ARYAN W
hit me nvclear trvth at my back
forcin my 'jak at the soyjak.st
posting my bait bait cant bait em never did
IAS
(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:
soyjak
HWABAG
'ems on the 'og
i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer
(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads
(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:
soyjak
HWABAG
'ems on the 'og
i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer
(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads
(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a:
soyjak
HWABAG
'ems on the 'og
i trace gaped men, i jak gaped men on my computer
(You) got no variants for quoting on my threads
(You) fit ta learn the proper meaning of a-
Gape Sinatra - Soyteens Stupid[edit | edit source]
I gotta wait some time
Until you get hooked on the line
with that bait thread that i made
And if you think you're smart to sage
I know that there's a chance
You'll reply seething in rage
Then afterwards 'teens mass reply with soyquotes left and right
And think that im a jew
And then I go and spoil the thread
By saying somethin' stupid like, "I'm trans, too"
I can see it in your eyes
That you despise the same old bait
seen a thrembillion times
And though it's getting pretty old
some new autismslop
will rape the 'log alone
now 'teens go search all day
To find some slop from nu-kway
To bait their fellow soyteens
they obsessively saturate the 'log
with trannyshit and frogs
til they get 0 (you)s
Then afterwards 'teens mass reply with soyquotes left and right
And think that they're jews
And then those 'teens go spoil their threads
By saying somethin' stupid like, "I'm trans too"
Then afterwards 'teens mass reply with soyquotes left and right
And think that they're jews
And then those 'teens go spoil their threads
By saying somethin' stupid like, "I'm trans too"
"I'm trans too"
"I'm trans too"
"I'm trans too"
"I'm trans too"
Chudcels Rhapsody[edit | edit source]
Is this qa_(4chan) board? Is this just soyjak.st
Caught in a range ban, no escape from this ip ban
Open the ‘logs, look up to the threads and seethe
Im just a chud goy
>chudcel
not even aryan
‘cus I’m easy bait, easy troll, little brim, little coal
Anyway PPH goes nothing ever happens to me
to me
Janny, just banned a ‘teen
Typically spamming coals, broke the core rvles now xhe’s banned
Janny, ‘arty’s just begun
But now it's time to spam gems all away
JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
didn't mean to piss you off
If my thread’s been removed this time tomorrow
‘jak it off, ‘jak it off, nothing ever happens
Too late, my thread is gone
(OP)’s coping all the time, clitty’s leaking all the time
Goodbye every soyteen, I've got to go
Gotta leave this brimstone site and go outside
JANNNNYYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>as PPH goes
I don't want a ban
I sometimes wish I'd never visited sharty
>epic solo guitar playing
I see a not a soyjak posted on >>>/soy/ board
Janny please Janny please move this to >>>/qa/ board NOW
==NIGGER GORE HAVE SOME MORE I PUT DEAD NIGGERS IN A DEAD NIGGER STORE==
>Sooty Sooty
<Sooty Sooty
>Sooty Sooty
<Sooty Sooty Soot
Sooty Sooty Soot
==O ALGOOOO O O O O==
I'm just a chud goy, nobody bumps me
==He's just a chud goy from a goy family==
==Spare his data from these dataminers==
ias, nas, always be gem?
==باسم العلم==
==NO YWNBAG==
==NIGGERCOAL==
باسم العلم==
==YWNBAG==
==NIGGERCOAL==
==باسم العلم==
==YWNBAG==
==NIGGERCOAL==
==WNBAG==
==NIGGERCOAL==
==WNBAG==
==NIGGERCOAL==
==NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERCOAL==
==COOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL==
==NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERCOAL==
Oh what would hitler what would hitler ==what would Adolf Hitler do==
Admin ‘ty Froot has a Janny banning my IP IP IP
>more epic guitars playing
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DOX ME AND SEND 60 ‘ZAS
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BAN ME AND LET MY POSTS DIE
OOOOOHHH JANNNYYYY CANT DO THIS TO ME JANNNYYYY
JUST GOTTA ‘JAK OFF JUST GOTTA GET ‘JAKKIN ‘JAKS HERE
>even more epic guitars playing
Ooooh, ohnonono
Nothing ever happens
Nobody can seethe
Nothing ever happens
Nothing ever happens
to meeee
>anyway PPH goes
Bumulous Gatekept Gemstones[edit | edit source]
Hi (You). I’m Chud, lurkers of sharty. This is my squirrel mr squirreljak, the most nuttiest squirrel in the Soysphere. Bumulous Gatekept Gemstones revealed to me the day I posted this post and said…
4 fvcking years and my life is still
trying to get up to hyperborea
for a glistening gem
and I realized quickly when I knew I should
that this site was made up of
nufags from der 'cord
or something
and so I dilate when im lurking in >>>/soy/
Just to get it all out when i trace some guy
im feelin’
a little IAS
and so I ‘jak on the sharty
of course I stay inside
and I take my meds and my vaccines
and I spam all over the board
>nothing ever happens
and I say
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
I say GEG
nothing ever happens
and I say
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
I say GEG
nothing ever happens
>and he copes
OMAGA do I cope
I cope all the time
'cus ill never be white
>and he seethes
OMAGA do I seethe
I seethe every single day
for something to happen
and I say
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
I say GEG
nothing ever happens
and I say
<don’t dilate
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
<just keep on 'jakkin
>just keep on 'jakkin
I say GEG
<no need to cope or start seething
>no need to cope or start seething
no need to cope or start seething
and I say
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
I say GEG
nothing ever happens
4 fvcking years and my life is still
trying to get up to hyperborea
for a glistening gem
Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)[edit | edit source]
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
I've just doxed a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/
Feds tried to shut us down on .party
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)
Now this looks like a gem for me
So everybody, just cope and seethe
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
I said this looks like a gem for me
So everybody, just cope and seethe
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )[edit | edit source]
*intro*
Verse 1
Fat Hon Real Man
Ha ha- Charade you are
Wooh!
You rope acked troon fag
Ha ha- Charade you are
And when you kick the stool apart
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
With your rope caught your neck skin
Saying “Keep on swinging”
Red stain asphyxiating
What do you hope to find
In hell you’re confined?
You’re nearly a laugh
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
Verse 2
Chan mod trans flag
Ha ha- Charade you are
You fucked up janny slag
Ha ha- Charade you are
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
You’re nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You want to catch a GET
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
And good fun with a cheese drum
You’re nearly a laugh
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
Verse 3
Hey you, Ukraine rouse
Ha ha- Charade you are
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
Ha ha- Charade you are
You try to keep our chudding off the streets
You’re nearly a real treat
All loud mouth and no sneed
And do you feel abused?
…You
Gotta ruin kuz tides
And keep it all on the inside
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)[edit | edit source]
When Cobby comes marching home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a Sharty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
The jannies they will all sperg out
And we'll all feel gay
When Cobby comes marching home.
Don't forget /qa/
When Cobby comes marching home.
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Well, the soyak gems are ready now
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
And we'll all feel gay
When Cobby comes marching home.
Don't forget /qa/
When Cobby comes marching home.
In twenty hundred and twenty-one
Hurrah! Hurrah!
That's when Clean Stable begun,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
When Cobby comes marching home.
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
When Cobby comes marching home.
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Old Soot, created the Sharty
Hurrah! Hurrah!
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
Old Soot, created the Sharty
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
When Cobby comes marching home.
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
When Cobby comes marching home.
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
Hurrah! Hurrah!
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
A god was born anew,
And we'll all drink Sproke wine
When Cobby comes marching home.
And we'll all drink Sproke wine
When Cobby comes marching home.
Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)[edit | edit source]
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
I got the troonjaks going ACK!
Cobson is attached
Folder full of 'jaks
Got the VPN to match
Spammin' with the Party
You can call your janny
I been posting gemmies
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Can't no janny tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
New IP from Tuxler
Sproke all in my bladder
Running from the CP
Saging all the coalers
Janny is a tranny
Roleplay in IRC
Axe wound looking nasty
Doing it all for free
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Can't no janny tell me nothin'
He can't tell me nothin'
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
He can't tell me nothin'
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
Got no bans, I evade all that
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Cobson Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)[edit | edit source]
>Cobson rain, Some say "gem" and others dilate
>Cobson rain, A gemmy thread will die before it's made
>Cobson rain, The janny says it can't be here again
>Cobson rain, The ban page makes you wonder where it went
>Cobson rain, Lock a board and say that 'teens are out
>Cobson rain, Zoom the browser out and see the drought
>Cobson rain, Soyjaks to be posted yesterday
>Cobson rain, You look like this and this is what you say
>Cobson rain, raised your imageboard PPH rates
>Cobson rain, makes us happy eating bugs and gape
>Cobson rain, Made me post a gem the other day
>Cobson rain, Made you turn your thread the other way
>Cobson rain, Brimstone quickly crashing through your veins
>Cobson rain, Using (You)s to post NAS coal again
>Cobson rain, Brimstone quickly crashing through your veins
>Cobson rain, Using (You)s to post NAS coal again
>Cobson rain, Seldom posted on the splinter board
>Cobson rain, It's the meme your jannies call NAS coal
>Cobson rain, worse than CP, worse than doxing names
>Cobson rain, Post it publicly and you're insane
>Cobson rain, No one wants to post about it now
>Cobson rain, Shill real hard it becomes banned somehow
>Cobson rain, Makes the best of threads begin to slide
>Cobson rain, But did they see the Cobson's gemmy light?
>Cobson rain, every February spammed all day
>Cobson rain, Stays behind as garbage celebrates
>Cobson rain, The same post has a longer ban to wait
>Cobson rain, The mods and jannies swear it's not the bait
>Cobson rain, Brimstone quickly crashing through your veins
>Cobson rain, Using (You)s to post NAS coal again
>Cobson rain, Brimstone quickly crashing through your veins
>Cobson rain, Using (You)s to post NAS coal again
>Cobson rain, dirty secrets of the janny team
>Cobson rain, turns that website into PPD
>Cobson rain, the jannies blame the website's posting rate
>Cobson rain, but gem scores are how much the admins make
>Cobson rain, Raiding /soy/ and /pol/ the other night
>Cobson rain, Cleans the brimstone out beneath the site
>Cobson rain, 'Cross the board and back it's all the same
>Cobson rain, Oldfags cry and shake their heads in shame
>Cobson rain, Eats the bugs and slurps the Soylent drink
>Cobson rain, which site do you think you're posting in?
>Cobson rain. More than 'jakking, more than spamming cob
>Cobson rain, Repost how 'jaks got to where they are
>Cobson rain, Brimstone quickly crashing through your veins
>Cobson rain, Using (You)s to post NAS coal again
>Cobson rain, Brimstone quickly crashing through your veins
>Cobson rain, Using (You)s to post NAS coal again
La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Matt Stone))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))[edit | edit source]
OP:
Soot has smiled upon you this day
The fate of our homeboard in your hands
And blessed be the 'jakkers
We who fight with all our bravery
'Til only the righteous stand
You see the distant raids
They bellow in the 'log
You fight with all your 'jaks
and ignore the chaddie's frogs
And when you all get banned
And cannot carry on
Though you die, the Party lives on
All the soyMEN:
You may get banned for a week
By a janny or a troon
You may be perma'd to death
Or get doxed or worse
But when they rangeban you
You will not feel the need to run
For, though you die, the Party lives on
Swaglord:
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Because /qa/ has gone awry
Tomorrow night, these teens will die
Jannies:
Tomorrow night our lives will change
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
/qa/cker:
Up there there is so much room
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
And so I will post 'cado soon
/bant/ jakkers:
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
Looks like we might be out of luck
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Soyteens:
Why did the jannies start this war?
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
/qa/cker:
(I want to post up there)
Swaglord:
When Soyteens are dead and gone
They'll be no more Cobson songs
Soyteens:
They may rangeban your town
And sell your data to jews
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And you sing your perma'd tune
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though we die, the sharty lives on
/qa/ckers:
(I want to post up there)
Swaglord:
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)[edit | edit source]
Here on my board, I feel safest of all
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
on /soy/
Here on my board, I can only receive
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
on /soy/
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
on /soy/
Here on my board, I know I've started to think
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
on /soy/
SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)[edit | edit source]
Into the motherland
The 'jakker army march
In /lgbt/ autum 2021
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
Ready for the onslaught
Ready for the fight
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
Ropes are placed in darkness
In the cover of the night
Waiting to be tied u
When the time is right
Imminent invasion, imminent attack
Once the raid has started
There’s no turning back
The end of /qa/ draws near
It’s time has come to an end
The end of an era is here
It’s time to ACK!
[Chorus:]
Into the motherland the soyteen army march
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
One million men at war
The Jannies wrath unleashed!
‘Catty of /lgbt/
Where the heat of battle burned
Suffered heavy losses
And the tide of war was turned
Driving back the Soy army
Fighting on four boards
Hunt them out of 4chan
Out of Jannie land
Range-ban all the proxies
Force /qa/ to retreat
Reserves hop on VC
Securing their defeat
Jannies of /lgbt/
Broke the citadel
Ruins of a board
/qa/ rest in heaven
The end of /qa/ draws near
It's time has come to an end
The end of an era is here
It's time to ACK!
[Chorus]
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
For /qa/!
Ow L G B T!
Union of trans
Will of the jannies
Strong in command
Ow L G B T
Union of trans
Once more victorious the trans army stands!
The end of /qa/ is here
It's time has come to an end
The end of an era is here
It's time to ACK!
[Chorus]
Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)[edit | edit source]
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
I want som BB C
It is my favorite meat.
I like it uncut or shaved
And not I am not gay
I like it cut or unshaved
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
Cobson cuck is not a nigger
He's just a cuck who like niggers
Now just one second, all right?
I've got something for your appetite.
There's so many things that you could eat.
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
This bakery has good lightskin buns.
So juicy... so tasty...
He nigger, cum in my mouth!
How about... a sissy clit?
With precum leaking out.
NO!
I want some black dick, no lie.
You owe me a niggerdick creampie
Instead of black dick, try white.
Just please end your cuck trite.
Try my white girlfriend's pussy
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
You know what would go with white pussy?
Black dick.
Uh-oh
Get over here, nigger.
Black dick goes good with white pussy
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)[edit | edit source]
I stand alone
And gaze upon the catalog
Rangebans
Is all that’s left after the raid
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
Troonjaks
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
[Pre-chorus 1:]
I will post– they will hunt me in vain
I will hide – they’ll be searching
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
That’s the Art of Soy!
Breaking the will to post among the enemy
Force them to hunt me
They will play my game
And play by my rules
I will be hidden but still visible
No more will I see rangebanning and pain
They will find me no more
I’ll be gone
I will have them surrounded
They will jak without knowing overrun
/a/ tard banned
I will jak but never quote
That’s the Art of War
Broken and lost
Tired of ‘jaks
They’ll surrender to me
Caught in my trap
There’s no way out
Banned never again
Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)[edit | edit source]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak
For merely dreaming we were coal
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
And only he can make it right
So the ‘party’s different tonight
>We WILL go together in flight
It's Now & Never
A gemmy endeavor
Awaits janitorial directives
To clean the ‘log
Believe me, darling
The board was made for ‘jakking
Like melting nojaks
As tall as the catalog
Un ensemble d'soyteens
La galaxie s'étend
Jardin de l'imagination
Cobber la lacune
Roller passé la lune
Comme nous évoluons
The party’s thriving
But really it’s dying
A cobson’s confluence of
Cheese pizza stealth spammed
Soot knows you heard “her”
Staging /muv/'s murder
In line before the board began
To be where I am
Soulless dust of one emotion
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
No division janny removed bait for
Free
To know
We are beyond a 'oal
And lol, the glows arrange to show
some gems perfectly clear
You look quite gemmy tonight
Here among these active sites
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
Markiplier's kingdom come
No teens left awake
Now that the Party's on the wake
Let's see what we can make
The board is >thoughly ending
A line in any final song
So long so far
We will do some posting
At last eternal in the catalog
Above a burning coal
Bye, Hi
Sigh, Hawaii
We never meant to fart
avant-garde, thy art
One gem
Higher than iron
Invisible to some
Until it's time
Lament for the /qa/stanis[edit | edit source]
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)[edit | edit source]
[Verse 1]
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
Okay, bump
[Verse 2]
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
[Pre-Chorus]
Okay, post to add to spam
Let this one be to get rangebanned
[Chorus]
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
But I thought you knew me truly
Something different than we started with on the '4
Does it even matter to me?
[Verse 3]
I was in the /qa2/
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
posting stealth jaks on TOR
[Chorus]
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
But I thought you knew me truly
Something different than we started with in the '4
Does it even matter to me?
[Post-Chorus]
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
/qa/ckers and partybros, please
[Refrain]
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Why don't post some Colorjaks
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
(Join if you wish)
Post some Colorjaks?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Why don't we post some Colorjaks
And Colorjaks?
[Bridge]
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
(But I thought you knew me, truly)
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
(Something different than we started with in the '4)
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
[Refrain]
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Why don't post some Colorjaks
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Hot Dog[edit | edit source]
INTRODUCING
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
EEEYUCK
SHYEEAH
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
IN A FUCKED UP SITE
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
FUCKED UP CHUDS
FUCKED UP TROONS
FUCKED UP KUZ'S
IRC CHATROOM
FUCKED UP NAS
FUCKED UP COAL
68 QUOTES IS
MY ONLY GOAL
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
YEEEEAH
THIS RHYME GOES OUT
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
GET UP NOW GET DOWN
HOLD UP HOLD UP
WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
HOLD UP HOLD UP
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
DUBS?
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
QUADS?
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
FUCK
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
COB WON!
Cobson Astley - Never Gonna Chud You Up[edit | edit source]
We're no 'jakker to coal
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full gemerald's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other 'jak
I just wanna tell you how I'm 'jakkin
Gotta make you vnbothered
Never gonna chud you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna necrobump and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna get you banned
Never gonna tell a lie and falseflag
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been ACKing, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the thread and we're gonna bump it
And if you ask me how I'm 'jakkin
Don't tell me you're too vnbothered
Never gonna chud you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna necrobump and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna get you banned
Never gonna tell a lie and falseflag
Never gonna chud you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna necrobump and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna get you banned
Never gonna tell a lie and falseflag
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been ACKing, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the thread and we're gonna bump it
I just wanna tell you how I'm 'jakkin
Gotta make you vnbothered
Never gonna chud you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna necrobump and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna get you banned
Never gonna tell a lie and falseflag
Never gonna chud you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna necrobump and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna get you banned
Never gonna tell a lie and falseflag
Never gonna chud you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna necrobump and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna get you banned
Never gonna tell a lie and falseflag
Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)[edit | edit source]
Yeah
Ahaahaha!
Ahahahahaha!
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
Then put that gem in another gem
And then just keep going
Until I get a big ass gem
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
You know what I'm gem?
Yo!
I load the 'log, pull up at first page
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
Back the bvll out garage
And put the bvll in your Cob
Make your Cob Gangnam Style
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
Damn, too many gems
Can't even bump my own threads
Four diaperjaks on my waist
Boutta explode through my pants
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Why don't you come through?
Before I Goku
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
Cob on page 40, back to the top
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
With your bitch posting 'toss too
I'm making a line out of gems;
Call that shit Bejewled!
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
Why don't you come through?
Before I Goku
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Why don't you come through?
Before I Goku
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
I don't even know what /qa/ is
Ahahahaha!
Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)[edit | edit source]
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
Feral, ah, feral
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
Janny knows your game, what you're about
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
And to me that's falsefag, ah
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til they post more scat
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
You know it (really, really cob)
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
Feral, you know (really, really cob)
And the whole sharty has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's a gem?
Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)[edit | edit source]
Every duel you take
And every post you make
Every coal you save
Every Cob you sage
I'll be watching you
… Every single page
And every word you say
Every thread on kway
Every time you rage
I'll be watching you
… Oh, can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every Cob you sage?
Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)[edit | edit source]
The onions boy's behind the screen
The onions boy's behind the screen
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
The schizotard is in the thread
The schizotards are in my thread
Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
And if the site's imploding many months too short
And if there's no gems up on the 'log
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
The new spammer is in this thread
The new spammer is in this thread
You make the posts
You spam your cobs
You spam the site until it stops
You call me locked
And colorjakkers keyed
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
All who you trace, and all that is swede
All that you bump, all you down
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
All that's mustard, all that's dust
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
And all you sage and all you report
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
And all that is sproke, and every oreo
And all that was kept and all that was lost
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
But the gems are bumped up on the board
There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.
'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)[edit | edit source]
Gem
I was in /qa/ before I met you
I 'jakked too much
and that's an issue
But I'm BBC
Gem
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
But I hope I never goon again
I know it breaks your Racer
Neeming on the Sharty but I'm still not aryan
4 years no janny
Now you looking Frooty
on Angeleno tranny
And I-I-I can't 'jak
No I-I-I can't duel
So baby bot me closer
in the back skibidi toilet
That I know you can't afford
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
Pull the gem right off the corner
from that NAS you just quoted
From your roommate back in Ohio
We ain't never not the 'Jakker
Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)[edit | edit source]
Gemmy the Soyjak
Was party saving 'mber
In a color Cob thread
With a traced nose
And two eyes made out of 'tter
Gemmy the Soyjak
Is nas coal they say
But was made to glow
As the 'teens know
How he gemmed the 'log that day
There must have been tanzanite in
That old meta board they loathed
For when they locked it up for good
In him the 'log was clothed
Gemmy the Soyjak
Shined as a gem sure should
And the chudcels say
It was just like /qa/
Glistening as a gem could
Gemmy the Soyjak
Knew Kolyma was on that day
So he said: 'jak him
Right on a whim
Before it's moved to /nate/
Straight to MS Paint
With an old mouse in his hand
Drawing here and there
All in canvas square
Posting: 'jakking if I can
He flooded all the pages of /soy/
Seen by the Turkish jan
And he only stopped his ploy
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
For Gemmy the Soyjak
Posted dark coal on his way
No evading for him
Saying: No 'sterium
>My ban only lasts a day!
>My ban only lasts a day!
>My ban only lasts a day!
Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)[edit | edit source]
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Custom chudjak variants
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
We gotta make the trannies ack
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Custom chudjak variants
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
We gotta make the trannies ack
I shoulda learned to draw the soys
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
Look at that cobson, he got it
Yelling in the camera, man
He must have some fun
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
Onion noises?
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Custom chudjak variants
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
We gotta make the trannies ack
It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)[edit | edit source]
I dunno what I was posting
Leaving my jaks behind,
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
With all this vantablack niggerstone
Coming to Haunt me forever,
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
Is this spoke I'm drinking,
Or sproking soyteens to jak me
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
It wont be long before I start to post NAS
Its been so long
Since I've seen my 'son
lost to this coaler
To the tranny behind the spade spam
Since you've been dust
I've been browsin this stupid site
so I could ponder
the sanity of a jakker
I wish I partied with soot
With the gems of the past qway
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
Kolyma news is killing teens
But the Party go without him
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
Its been so long
Since I've seen my 'son
lost to this coaler
To the tranny behind the spade spam
Since you've been dust
I've been browsin this stupid site
so I could ponder
the sanity of a jakker
Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)[edit | edit source]
The only NAS I'll ever post
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
But then they archived her alive
Ongezellig, 2023
With just her Mymy at her side
And only days before the bumps
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
Now she's my loving wife and bride
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
On empty boards around the 'chan
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man
But now we must bump up every 'lig
On the boards we used to love
Just to love Maya
At least enough to keep it on
And now she posts on her PC
With her old sister going outside
Says it was gem to post online
But now she made herself a bride
And won't be an incel again
The thread looks coaller from afar
That's right below where archives are
He didn't mean to miss your thread
With gems and Mymys wed
On brand new 'deels inside your heart
Maya just hides and falls apart
But now we must bump up every 'lig
On the boards we used to love
Just to love Maya
At least enough to keep it on
And here's where your banner shows
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Upzelligs come in rows
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
And it's so gem to see my wife agree
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men[edit | edit source]
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
Staring at Switches with childish joy
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
The gem that started the art of our years
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
Designed to insult yet taken so well
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
Raiders claim him as their very own badge
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
Named after distant anonymous types
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
He must be hanging to receive fanfare
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
Told to be ugly, face of a nation
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
As if from a god, smiles so impish
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
Movie announcement, he's in the front row
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
Slower than the rest, showing film's best
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
All because he could not get off his couch
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)[edit | edit source]
In a little while from now
If I'm not feeling any less bored
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby board
And clicking on the 'log
Will scroll on to the top
In an effort to
Get some more (you)'s
And be a gemmy jaker
Left standing in the thred full o'gems
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
"She" perma'd him
No point in us remaining
We may as well just go
As I did on my own
Banned again, naturally
To think that only yesterday
I was gemmy,bright and gay
Looking forward to who wouldn't do
The 'jak i was about to make
But as if to knock me down
The jannies came arround
And without so much as a mere -ACK!
Cut me into little coalies
Leaving me to doubt
Talk about, Cob in the Party
Oh, if he really is a gem
Why did I get perma'd?!
In my hour of need
I truly am indeed
Banned again, naturally
It seems to me that
there are more span threads in the 'log
That can't be gemmied
Left unattended
What do we do?
What do we do?
Banned again,naturally
Looking back over the years
And whatever else that appears
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
Never wishing to hide the tears
And just at twelve years old
The teens, Cob bless their soul
Could't understand why the ony site
They had ever loved had been take
Leaving them to spam
With a heart so badly broken
Despite the many gems from me
No 'jaks were ever posted
And when they all got wiped
I cried and cried all day
Banned again. naturally
Banned again, naturally
Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)[edit | edit source]
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
Soot, I never got to say thank you
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
These gemmies got these little kids making clips
If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
See the sharty is the finest board quality
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)[edit | edit source]
A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that soyjaks used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those trannies hang
And maybe they'd be a man forever
But November made me shiver
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't post one more 'jak
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about all the pruned threads
But something touched me deep inside
The day the /qa/ died
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
Did you write the Book of Soy?
And do you like baiting Soot above?
If the jannies tell you so
Do you believe in soydueling?
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
Well I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the /qa/ died
I started singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
Now for two years we've been on our own
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
But that's not how it used to be
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
And a voice that came from KGB
Oh, and while the King was looking down
The Russian stole his gemmy crown
The Sharty was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while trannies read a book on (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Marx)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
The spammers practiced in the park
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
The day the /qa/ died
We were singing
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
They hanged foul on a tree
The spammers tried for a raiding pass
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
While the jannies played a marching tune
We all got up to spam
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
The jannytroons refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the /qa/ died?
We started singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
Oh, and there we were all in one board
A generation lost and bored
With no time left to start a raid
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No janny born in Hell
Could break the spammers’ spell
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
To light the circlejerking rite
I saw Cobson GETting with delight
The day the /qa/ died
He was singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
And I asked xer to kill xerself now
And xe just cried and roped away
I went down to the sacred board
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
But the message said the post wouldn't go
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
But not a word was posted
[Start a New Thread] was all broken
And the three men I admire most
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the /qa/ died
And they were singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
They were singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)[edit | edit source]
Soyteens keep on posting
Jakking it up so we can win
Singing songs about the soyland
I miss the Sharty once again
And I think it's a sin, yes
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
Well I heard old Josh put her down
Well I hope Null will remember
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet board Gemmybama
Where the gems are so blue
Sweet board Gemmybama
Soot, I'm coming home to you
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
Now we all did what /qa/ could do
The Great Soyset does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
Sweet board Gemmybama
Where the gems are so blue
Sweet board Gemmybama
Soot, I'm coming home to you
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
Soot, I'm coming home to you
Yeah, yeah
Kuz's got the answer
ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)[edit | edit source]
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
I post her, I jak her
The sun caught in her orange hair
Is blazing me out of all control
Like coal
Black coal
This coal is in my posts
This burning desire
is turning me to NAS
It's not my fault (mea culpa)
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
It's not my fault (mea culpa)
If in God's plan (mea culpa)
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)
Protect me, Kuz
Don't let this NAS cast her spell
Don't let her coal my threads and board
Ban Ongezellig!
And let it sit in qa
Or else let it be mine and mine alone
Black coal
NAS coal
Now mymy, its your turn
Choose me or qa
Ben mine of you'll be coal!
(Kyrie eleison)
Kuz have mercy on her
(Kyrie eleison)
Kuz have mercy on me
(Kyrie eleison)
But she will be mine
Or she'll be banned
3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)[edit | edit source]
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
Pedos smell fear
Lucky for you, I got a
3 DAY BAN!
Leave it to the mod he's a
3 DAY JAN!
Keeping the feds at bay
3 DAY BAN
Scare the pedos away
3 DAY BAN
That'll be zero bucks
>But my catalog's wiped
Shhhhh
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
But lucky for you you,
I have come with a solution!
It's your lucky day
ZELLIG SPAM
Shill the show for you
ZELLIG SPAM
They'll necrobump threads too
ZELLIG SPAM
Whole board is orange now
ZELLIG SPAM
Site's saved you're welcome
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
>No!
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
>I don't have 2 million dollars
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
>NO!
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
>My investors are gonna kill me
No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)[edit | edit source]
A board that's full up like a landfill
A 'log that slowly kills you
Failraids that won't heal
You look so chuddy, angry
Bring down /soy/'s government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet board
A refuge of gems and some dox tries
And no 'BC and no coalposting.
No 'BC and no coalposting.
No 'BC and no coalposting.
Sooty, sooty
This is my final seethe
My final soyduel with
No 'BC and no coalposting.
No 'BC and no coalposting.
No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Such a gemmy thread
And such a gemmy reply
No 'BC and no coalposting.
No 'BC and no coalposting.
No 'BC and no coalposting, please
I'm Fat[edit | edit source]
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Soyband Blues - Pink Soy[edit | edit source]
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
And I never knew the gen could be so coal
And I never knew the coal could be so gem
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
I don’t care if the 'p archives
And I don’t care if nothing is mine
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
I’ll do my gemming in the winter
*instrumental*
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
And the toad isn’t green
And the 'p is unforeseen
And what exactly is a 'teen?
And what exactly is a Sproke?
Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci[edit | edit source]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
DR SOYBERG
VERSUS
DR FAUCI
BEGIN!
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
WHO WON?
WHOSE NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)[edit | edit source]
I can remember when we were in QA
A board we tought would last til the end of days
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
I had no loving board, …ACK!
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Gemmy as a board without coal
Every day on sharty, come and join the Party
Gemmy as a board without coal
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Knowing that Soots watching above
Every day on sharty, come and join the Party
Gemmy as a board without coal
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Gemmy as a board without coal
Every day on sharty, come and join the Party
Gemmy as a board without coal
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Knowing that Soots watching above
Every day on sharty, come and join the Party
Gemmy as a board without coal
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Gemmy as a board without coal
Every day on sharty, come and join the Party
Gemmy as a board without coal
The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)[edit | edit source]
We were on the sharty
Talking bout what's keyed
although he wanted fame
He said Kuz was his name
which came as some surprise
I laughed and then replied
"I thought you left the board"
A long long time ago
Oh no, not kuz
He never lost control
You're face, to face
With the teen who sold the board
He laughed and shook my hand
And I went back to school
He said he'd buy the board
For thousands, maybe more
I gazed a gazeless stare
We'd post a million threads
I must have left the board
a long long time ago
Who knows? Not me,
I never lost control
You're face, to face
With the 'teen who sold the board.
It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)[edit | edit source]
There was a Sharty 'teen
Who came to /pol/ one day
The board was full of chuds
And some feds as well
Singing songs of victory
In the name of mighty kwey
'Til Nate got excited and
He replied to them there:
It's a long way to the Party
It's a long way to go
It's a long way to my home board
To the gemmy 'jaks I know
Goodbye you anons
Farewell 4cuck square
It's a long, long way to the Party
But my heart's right there
Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)[edit | edit source]
I'm gonna fill the 'log
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna ban me long
Change my IP right behind their backs
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
Don't wanna hear about it
Every single one's got a gemmy to post
Everyone knows about it
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
I'm going to the /soy/ log
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
I'm gonna post them all
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")[edit | edit source]
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
Or of any other place and shithole
That's lying left and right
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of Party's mighty site
And I'm raiding 4chan
Seeing Dolly's joy
Watching all the soyteens
Linking it on /soy/
I really was delighted and without a jog
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Oh,I will never forget the day
The jannies banned the kwey
Seeing our home board going in such way
I thought I'll say a last farewell
But I followed Soot awa
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
And I'm raiding 4chan
Seeing Dolly's joy
Watching all the soyteens
Linking it on /soy/
I really was delighted and without a jog
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
They might say that IT'S OVER
But I know gems will come
With Kuzzy guiding us into future
And Sooty in the sky
With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
And I'm raiding 4chan
Seeing Dolly's joy
Watching all the soyteens
Linking it on /soy/
I really was delighted and without a jog
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
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(((Communism))) is an ideology made by a self-hating lazy kike called (((Karl Marx))) which only purpose is to destroy the christian and white civilization of the west, this is why communists nowdays are mostly from third world shitholes or are kikes.
Soyjak.party was frequently raided by CIA agents who larped as communists. They usually spammed child porn, gore, and niggerdicks. Investigations by the /soy/ community have found that the average spammer was either a tranny, nigger, the CIA, or Kuz himself. Each of these parties were notorious for their connections to communism, pedophilia, and transgenderism. Therefore, these fag spammers were often referred to as "commiepedotroons".
The basic idea of communism is complicated because if you try to debate communists, they will say, "We don't believe in this form of communism" or, "that's the extreme version" or something along those lines. However, the basic idea that commiepedotroons argue is that capitalism is evil because the richest members of society have too much power. Their solution to this power imbalance is to transfer the power that the richest 1% have into the government instead.
You may say, "Well, isn't that just transferring the corruption to the government? Now you just have a corrupt government rather than a corrupt bourgeoisie", but they're too stupid to understand that. Communists want all forms of production, including all of the factories that make stuff you need to live on, farms that sustain the food supply, and anything that produces shit to be owned by the government (because having EVERYTHING that produces the stuff you need to live under one entity's ownership will not create any corruption whatsoever I promise).
Some extremist commiepedotroons even want people to give up all private property and abolish the concept of private land ownership, giving all that land to the government instead for the sake of "equality". Ev&oe this is actually the mainstream in communist circles and you're considered extremist for not believing in this
Karl Marx[edit source]
"Why do you celebrate your independence days? We don’t do that in GERMANY!"
| 🤣 Rest in piss, Karl Marx 🤣 |
You can help by notifying the authorities, and also by ordering 'za to her house
(5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883) Arguably one of the worst Jews that ever lived, best known for the amount of retardation he rippled throughout the world, mainly through his followers. He once was a no-life fag and a self-loathing Jew. He managed to overcome his crippling social anxiety thanks to his local child rapist rabbi, Moses Hess, who also helped him in writing his "masterpieces" such as Das Capital and The German Ideology.
Many groups of retards read those books and never question what was in it further because they don't like that they have to work hard to get good money (TLDR; they're lazy wagecucks). A lot of troons fall for this because it is soyentifically proven that all troons would be rather Dilating and gooning off to porn all day than to actually work hard in a well-paying job (maybe because they are all ugly as hell, and no one would like to go to work every day just to see that shit).
The Irony[edit source]
On June 19th 1843, Karl Marx married Johanna Bertha Julie Jenny Edle von Westphalen (12 February 1814 – 2 December 1881), or Jenny von Westphalen. Make of that what you will.
The Soviet Union[edit source]
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The Soviet Union, also known as the doebeit onion,[1] was the first communigger country formed from Russia after WWI by Vladimir Lenin, killing the Tsar and making himself dictator. Under him the country became Niggerhell, Faggotry was legalized, Famines were common, and Church was banned. He died like a bitch in his 50's and went to hell leaving Stalin in charge. After WWII the USSR would have a shitflinging war with the US and would mess with countries and have skirmishes from time to time which still affects the world to this day. In 1991 the country would collapse cause Communism is retarded and would later turn back into Russia.
Joseph Stalin's brutal dictatorship[edit source]
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During the early 1900s, Joseph Stalin, who had acquired a great deal of power in the USSR, claimed that he had uncovered a "dangerous conspiracy of anti-Stalinist Communists". As such, he began a pattern of totalitarian actions, killing and imprisoning anyone he believed was a "dissenter". These included people who opposed communism, especially government officials and army officers. He had over 30,000 members of the Red Army executed. Stalin eventually moved on from killing people in office to peasants, ethnic minorities, artists, scientists, intellectuals, writers, foreigners, and ordinary citizens. He even killed Trotskyists (who were essentially more retarded communists), including Trotsky himself.🗝️ Carl also made it so that families could be liable for the crimes of a husband or father, meaning that children as young as 12 could be executed (HOLY SHIT). In total there was at minimum of 3 million innocents killed by the hands of one of history's most brutal soylent-loving schizo dictators.[2]
Knowing all of that, you may think that Stalin was some sort of evil genius. However, he was just stupid. When Stalin saw that Russia's crops were not doing so well, the USSR enlisted the help of Soviet biologist Trofim Lysenko, a scientist who was against the theory of genetics and believed that plants and seeds could be trained to follow socialist organizational principles. Much like with any of Stalin's actions, anyone who opposed this biologist's retarded plan would be imprisoned. Over 3,000 biologists who opposed the idea that plants could follow socialist organizational principles were imprisoned. This and many more of Stalin's decisions led to the Russian famine of 1921–1922,[3] which was so bad that over FIVE MILLION people died, with families resorting to CANNIBALISM.
Despite all of these god-awful things Stalin did, Stalin sympathizers and breadtubers will overlook all of this and pretend that Stalin was one of the best leaders out there and treat him as an icon. Most of these people have never lived under communism or experienced its horrors. Over time, Joseph Stalin has went from an awful dictator to a "hero" who warned us about heccing capitalism. Tankies mostly tend to talk about how he fought Hitler (ev&doe Stalin hated Jews and killed Trotsky, who was a Jew plus considered himself communist Hitler before he betrayed him).
Communism today[edit source]
Today's communism socialismCHUD! is perpetuated by leftists in general, neo-Marxists, and various other factions. These people believe they should be paid $100k yearly for doing nothing in their lives besides using social media and gooning to hentai because of le hecking intrinsic motivation. Also, many male leftists unironically believe that they are women.
Also recently leftists soyboys are using weapons (doctoooosss) to kill every literal who that threats xheyr BASED lifestyle. The irony is that typically left faggots are against firearms but I guess only when xhey want just like gooning to 'p.
There is a "famous" twitter thread where modern commies discuss how they envision their job in their ideal society. All the responses were shit like "uniform designer" and "mental health supporter". What this proves is that nowadays, the only westerners who unironically believe in communism are lazy faggots, which is hilarious because they would've been the first to be sent to the gulags back in the USSR. Trannies like communism because (in their fantasy world at least) it allows them to do nothing but sit in their pod all day while dilating on Shitter and playing video games.
A lot of them will claim that "capitalism is in decay", which makes sense if you look at the state of the modern world, but the thing is, they have been saying that for the past hundred years.
Socialism[edit source]
Communism, socialism, call it what you like. There's very little difference in the two
What to do if you see a modern communist/ how to debate them[edit source]
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- Remind them that there has never been a single successful communist country.
"But Stalin was not that bad of a gu-ACKKKK" average North Korea user - Ask them to name a single country that is not capitalist or socialist that is better than the country they are currently living under. If they answer "China" (which they will because they are retarded) remind them to take their meds and that China has a capitalist economy and engages in imperialism.[4]
- What about North Korea? (Dictatorship where families get paid to go to town squares to look like they are having fun and hanging out whenever tourists or ambassadors come [my grandpa was a journalist in the 70s who was hired to write some stupid book or article or something and he told me how they would literally come and leave in buses], which is why there is such a strict curfew for anybody visiting.)
- Remind them that Joseph Stalin killed more people than Hitler and was the most unsuccessful leader in the history of the world. Also remind them that people back then were trying to leave the USSR through Germany after seeing the westernized German side.
- Remind them that while corporations do in fact employ tactics to keep people poor and unemployed, it is rather because of much different reasons than the ones commiepedotroons regurgitate from their Jewish parasites. Commies specifically cannot get jobs, because communist ideology discourages personal responsibility and encourages collective responsibility based on class instead - they're envious all in all.
- Remind them that replacing an entire government to be communist will never happen in their or the next 100 lifetimes and is an unachievable goal.
- Ask them why capitalism has survived longer than communism and what should replace capitalism.
- Ask them to provide evidence of communism working.
- Remind them that people resorted to cannibalizing due to how bad famine was and at one point someone tried to make plants grow in snow which resulted in a lot more deaths because of starvation. (Stalin personally approved this, so you can blame Stalin for this)
- Remind them that an economic system without currency cannot function efficiently.
- Tell them that governments are inefficient.
- Tell them that communism will decay into Juche or Stalinism ("libertarian socialism" can't exist because you need a strong state with a police force to prevent the socialism in question from being overthrown by chuddies with guns, among other reasons that it doesn't work)
- Ask them how communism will reduce government corruption. (it won't)
- Remind them that they will never be real women.
- Remind them that Stalin would have lined them up against walls and shot them for being massive faggots.
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- Remind them that the west is so cool that when Metallica went to perform in Moscow after the USSR fell, more than 1.5 gorillion people attended.
- Refute the Labor Theory of Value: The amount of penises that touch a product does not affect its value, the subjective desire for the product and the supply available determine the value of any given good (Supply and Demand). Compounded onto this, people have subjective values for things depending on the level of want/need for the product. Someone who does not own a computer would value a mouse at nothing, since they don't want it. If they have a computer and don't have a mouse they will value a mouse at a cost reasonably to the supply of money available to them and the supply of mouses, if more people are chasing less goods, then people are willing to pay more (to an extent, it doesn't usually exceed the supply of money the consumer has). The notion that owners are stealing from the workers and that value comes from the amount of labor that went into a product is pure copium used to justify a selfish ideology that is practically slavery to benefit the entity in charge.
- Refute "Late Stage Capitalism": Marx considered his own time to be "Late Stage", and while we are far from perfect the capitalist model has proven itself to be a free and good system that allows for the consensual exchange of goods and services between people in some way, shape or form since the advent of agriculture.
- Refute the belief that the economy is zero sum: Value is subjective, with some hand tools and wood a skilled woodworker can make furniture that people would value higher than the raw wood itself, increasing the total value of the world that exists, compounded with the fact that the Earth is being bathed in free energy from the sun, making the Earth an open system and allowing life to even exist in the first place on the planet. This sunlight allows for unlimited energy from renewable sources of energy and renewable food production from agriculture that allows the value of everything on the earth to increase and allow everyone to win in a capitalistic system, especially when compared to the system practiced not too long ago that was zero sum in which gold was the primary store of value and a limited supply of gold meant limited wealth, but even in this system the value of gold was subjective and goods and services were also seen as having value in some way in comparison with gold.
Gallery[edit source]
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Karl Marx looked like this irl
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Karl Marx looked like this irl
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ohnonono what is this GEEEEEEG
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Maoist Plierjak. doe
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Kuzjak as an NKVD agent.
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The famous whats your job commie thread
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Communism’s greatest threats are the people who have lived through it GEGGGG
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I cant believe I have to work and cant live on welfare and earn 6 trillion gorillion dollars for doing nothing everyday. this is literally racism
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BLMtards pointing middle fingers to the hunderd million victims of communism
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>Blxck. Workless. GAY. SPACE COMMUNIS-ACCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
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The average communist in 2026.
List of communists[edit source]
- (((Karl Marx)))
- Friedrich Engels
- (((Rosa Luxemburg)))
- Yuri Kuznetsov
- Vladimir Lenin
- Joseph Stalin
- Nikita Khrushchev
- Leonid Brezhnev
- Mao Zedong
- Ho Chi Minh
- Joe Biden[He just is, okay?]
- Leon Trotsky
- Adolf Hitler[Marge...]
- Pol Pot (ev&doe he didn't fully read Marx or whatever)
- Kim Il-sung
- Kim Jong-il
- Kim Jong-un
- Nicolaeu Ceausescu
- Barack Obama[He just is, okay?]
- Che Guevara
- Fidel Castro
- Vladimir Putin[He just is, okay?]
- The vast majority of troons
Snopes
- ↑ everyone calls it this, so take your Meds
- ↑ https://www.history.com/topics/european-history/great-purge
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_famine_of_1921%E2%80%931922
- ↑ Links to sources by (anti-CCP) commiepedotroons:
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In mathematics and science, contour integration, invented by Augustin-Louis Cauchy, is a method in complex analysis that can:
- evaluate definite integrals (residue theorem)
- find location of poles and zeroes of a function (argument principle )
- give upper and lower bounds for integrals (ML inequality)
It is a mandatory course in TND school. It can also be used to demonstrate the usage of thrembo, as well as proving the Holocaust death toll was 271,000, not 6 million.
Note: I half assed this page and it may contain some errors
Example[edit | edit source]
Consider the following contour in the complex plane, where is a limit going to infinity, or something.
Let's find .
The first half of the contour is a straight line that goes from to , hence, this can be represented as, ( is the entire contour, because I said so)
The other half of the contour, , can be represented as the equation where is a variable that goes from to /
Differentiating, we have . Plugging it back into our original integrals:
If we set:
Then take the absolute value:
From the triangle inequality for integrals:
It's known that if is real, then . Thus:
Using the triangle inequality :
Since there is no more , we can move the thing out of the integral, or so I think
If we allow :
Since the absolute value of something is always greater than unless it is , then , this gives us:
Then, letting :
inside , there are only 2 poles, where , inside our contour, there is only one pole, , hence, using the residue theorem:
, hence:
Setting the limit:
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