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how do i get a sharty gf?
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Is this IAS?
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Jesus is white not Jewish and he is the true God
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>Yuropeans don't deserve cheeseburgers and KFC
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‘jakkable?
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NEW TOSS WATCH IT
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kek just kill yourself at this point if you end up looking like this disgusting tiny """white""" peckeroid amerimutts you are a blight on polite society
>wider than you ahmed
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>It says in our constipation that sharting on a BBC dildo is patriotic
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Hello John the namefag here

hello soy I'm the burundian SNCA teen from earlier who posted the SNCA thread last tuesday and I just wanted to say that this is my latest soyjak creation and I will be using it as my avatar. by the ways from now on I will be known as John the namefag
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Face it Europeans, You've been outgrown.
The age of the white man has dawned due to his own self-insolence. Brother wars only take lives!
Your genetic legacy rests in the hands of whatever scrappy trailer trash you can find. all the good ones were raped to pieces by your newfound visitors.
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is it me or eurohours are less niggerhellish than amerihours
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>obsessed yuhropoor faggots taxing our burgers, i declare independence
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My mom is about to ban NAS
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why do Europeans have no soul?
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>shut the fuck up you dumb faggot asshole or something
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fuck you faggot sharty
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Yuropeans don't deserve cheeseburgers and KFC
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"winning" the war just to have subspecies scum raid and pillage your hometown isn't (believe it or not though) actually winning
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Pornchasers!
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Yurope is a backwater shithole compared to the United States of GODmerica
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If I ruled the world. All chuds would have a state mandated trans gf in order to pay reperations for all the hateful bigotted language they've used. She'd write down the chuds behavior and report if he says anything transphobic. If he does, he'd be forced to suck her trans penis until ejaculation. He'd also have a mandatory daily viewing of sissy hypno in order to accept his new way of life. He'd have to accept trans girls are superior to him and we're just as normal and valid as him. If not, it'd just be constant punishment for him and his brainwashed leaky clitty.
Do y'all agree on my idea future.
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>In Europe, the prevalence of overweight and obesity differs by country, with Romania, Poland, Croatia, and Slovakia having the highest prevalence among men, while Ireland, Romania, and Croatia have the highest prevalence among women.
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"Beets me, I'm just a root!"
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>have fun getting buttfucked by pakis 24/7 eternal anglo
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What if this was a soyjak?
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>we must spread islam and import poopjeets to the America because we are jealous of how white AmeriGODS are mkey??
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night faggot sharty. fuck you faggot sharty
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>If I ruled the world. All chuds would have a state mandated trans gf in order to pay reperations for all the hateful bigotted language they've used. She'd write down the chuds behavior and report if he says anything transphobic. If he does, he'd be forced to suck her trans penis until ejaculation. He'd also have a mandatory daily viewing of sissy hypno in order to accept his new way of life. He'd have to accept trans girls are superior to him and we're just as normal and valid as him. If not, it'd just be constant punishment for him and his brainwashed leaky clitty.
>Do y'all agree on my idea future.
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>well technically you see, we ameriaryans are whiter than you eurohpoors because we have British origins during the colonization period or whatever tea has spilled in boston. Also you are a syrian refugee or however fled assad bashar.
<AAAUUGHH!! KYS OBSESSESED FAGGOT! WE ARE ARYANS TOO! YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK ARYAN TOO!
>GEEGGG! THIS SHITSKIN IS SEETHING!
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here is easy way to remove colored backgrounds from your soyjaks (paintnet method)
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why are white Europeans being overrun in their own "white" countries by invasive subspecies?
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millions must die
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Why cant we all just live in peace? As long as someone posts gems, it should be tolerated.
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>thread specified does not exist
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>go back to your hidey hole and preach about how shariah law should be implemented in germany on 9gag disgusting liberal sludgeskin subhuman europoor
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I hate how y'all are so transphobic and racist, why hate on an entire community for just being themselves, you all are just sickos pretending to be keyboard warriors, all nazis should kill themselves
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>It wasn't me either, I'm just his mate
<He told me to stand here and watch the gate
^I've got a wife and three kids you know
v They'll tell you I'm straight, at least I think so
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This is my new soysona. Basically hes like a beetroot and he could say funny stuff like "beets me, im just a root!". Ive never seen a wojak based on beetroots so i thought it would be funny and interesting. Please dont copy my idea.
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fuck all of you. stupid retard faggot sharty.
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nusois aren't even cute anime girls, jsid
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>I… I'm not a gay nerd… p-please stop saying that about me…
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imagine if this was a soyjak
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>Europe? Isn’t that located in Africa or something
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>For the last time sir, we cannot deliver nigger sperm instead of milk my manager is telling me to stop coming by your house
<HNGGGG ARE YOU SUREEEEEEEEE. LET ME SPEAK TO HIM
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Post tacticool gemmies
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Does anyone have some tips for this route? I don't know what women like.
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>wider than you
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Imagine if this was a soyjak im trans btw
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Atheist hate thread

Kill atheists. Behead atheists. Roundhouse kick a atheist into the concrete. Slam dunk a atheist baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy atheists. Defecate in a atheists food. Launch atheists into the sun. Stir fry atheists in a wok. Toss atheists into active volcanoes. Urinate into a atheists gas tank. Judo throw atheists into a wood chipper. Twist atheists heads off. Report atheists to the IRS. Karate chop atheists in half. Curb stomp pregnant atheists. Trap atheists in quicksand. Crush atheists in the trash compactor. Liquefy atheists in a vat of acid. Eat atheists. Dissect atheists. Exterminate atheists in the gas chamber. Stomp atheist skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate atheists in the oven. Lobotomize atheists. Mandatory abortions for atheists. Grind atheist fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown atheists in fried chicken grease. Vaporize atheists with a ray gun. Kick old atheists down the stairs. Feed atheists to alligators. Slice atheists with a katana.

Christ is king.
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/brim/

Post brimstone
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Train Simulator 2022
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are you a 4chan user?
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he.lp pleas
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blak and white division is gem.
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im the most ignorant and backwards culture on the earth. chinese people and any culture that has dealt with my mine for long enough come to piss on my monuments. i am despised by literally anybody who isn't white people because their too naive to understand what type of person i am
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>you see sharting is an american value or something. in fact the american resolution war started after our national burger and founding sharter george floyd sharted on a british mart or something.
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Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad
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>FUCK YOU, TWITTER!
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chuds in 30 years LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

hopelessly in love with his "long distance girlfriend" who's actually a GENIUS IQ blak BVLL scamming white cucks using onlyfans whore pictures LOL!
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>Sometimes as a brown pooner, I go on male infested image boards like soyjak party or 4cuck. But the thought of me being a male, makes my neopenis wet.. So I’d usually just start touching myself to the post. Each “geg” I’d say would affirm me more and more.. I love browsing imageboards as a fat brown pooner, they turn me on so much. I’m a man I’m a man I’m a man I’m a man.. Even when I’m denied as being a man, I still touch myself. It makes my neopeni so wet.. Can you guys affirm me in the comments?
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>why are white subhumans so fucking retarded LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!
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The same muscles that attract women are the same muscles used to beat them -ancient chinese proverb
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>I hate how y'all are so transphobic and racist, why hate on an entire community for just being themselves, you all are just sickos pretending to be keyboard warriors, all nazis should kill themselves
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>MOIDS LE BAD
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dogs bark at me i might be a nigger
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hello i am from a third world country. i can't be reasoned with at all, even if you're really patient. don't bother. im here to be a hostile enemy
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I had diarrhea and I took a crap in the toilet in a cafe.
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anyone got the video of michael va from gta 5 ned luke saying cobson is a gem
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hallo i am the dumbest and most stupid gook to the point where all other gooks despise me. my culture is built from pure ignorance.
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>geg this skitskin is still seething
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
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soytan yeah

this took an hour i think
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all women are pedophiles
all men are pedophiles
I don't need your shitty meme arrow either
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why are shota and lolicons so obsessed with us? I see them using soyculture to justify their sick ideas.
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>every gigaquote is accidental theory
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Battlefield Bad Company 2
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its so. dark
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I don’t understand how pooners can confidently walk into a school building with a clip on tail, thigh high socks, a skirt and hazbin hotel plushies
Their self assurance is concerning
Like a pooner I knew back in high school just had gay porn out on tumbler like it was a math assignment
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>le 4cuck is dead, evendoe it has 200 times more traffic than the shardee
>4cuck is le non-racist and full of troons, evendoe the shardee has far more tranny and pro-shitskin threads on average
>le 4cuck has no memes geeg, evendoe all of our lingo, memes, and posting style is copied from 4chan
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YO SIGMAS

CHECK THESE DUBS FOR ME
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If quote actually stays true to his word and JSIDs the 'arty, will someone attempt a revival? Or will us 'teens just allow the death of soy culture
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>soycucks only think about pedophilia
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did anyone else see that stickied thread of the two guys in rubber fetish costumes
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RCE exploit found on vichan award
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mods please add "yotsuba" nameroll
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im sipping tea and lemon juice
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can someone giga this?
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‘P.exe
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why did you learn english?
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new giga coded meme just dropped
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Rate me out of 10 /soy/.
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itt we continue watching this gem
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super hunky
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Why hello there
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was on a call with my friend and he used the words chud and foid, how do i cope with the fact that normieniggers know imageboard slang?
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>I’m a white supremacist on twitter
>Here’s a sign I’m a comiepedotroon porn addicted pedo
>Don’t make fun of me! Kek!
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why did we dox her again
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your indians your stupid retarded and cowardly. your weak as indians, you act like indians. you're disgusting and i fucking hate you die gook die in hell
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upvote=bump
downvote=sage
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>when you reach into your pockets and cant feel your poop that you were saving for later
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i pronounce it "super saje". like that one pepe twitch emote (i don't use twitch, livestreams are boring as hell i just happen to know that) how do you pronounce supersage?
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ITT we sexualize cobblestone
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Imagine if this was a soyjak
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you wanna know how mad i am at you? i can't believe idiots like you get to have friends and do shit. you're so dumb. i fucking hate you, so much. you dumbass bastards why do i get to share this shit planet with you
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i hate all of you. stupid retard assholes, third world dumbfuck retards. fuck you.
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Hwabag
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Fact of the day

Moe is softcore loli
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what do you guys think the most painless way of acking is?
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National tragedy.
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Will quote speak next month?
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>there is NO such sexuality as thrembosexual
>there is NO such thing as a thrembosexual pride flag which is a rainbow flag with Ϫ colors
>love is love and everyone is valid EXCEPT YOU
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Hunky Ai videos

How does one make these Hunky ai videos?
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do u respect ur elders
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i just found out recently that the "i fucking love science" smv got taken down. i was pretty sad about it, considering it was really gemmy and it also had more views than the original which made it even better. Hank green couldn't handle being depicted as the bald man with glasses i guess. oh wait isn't he dead?
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hi 'teens, I'm the MinnesotaARYAN who posted on Wednesday about gemming up the house of this troon who tried to ACK with 'jaks?(xe survived btw). Well my spark plugs came early and my car is working now so tonight I'm going to drive up there. What 'jaks should I tape to xer door, I was thinking a troonjak and this invitation image(but I'll change the text to snarky.snappy).(nuthread with IDs because an obsessed tranny was samefagging)
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This is me when ___
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>DUDE 4CUCK LE BAD BECAUSE THEY TREATED SOYPOSTERS BADLY
Soyquoting is low-effort ironic shitposting, which directly violates rule 3b and rule 6d of 4chan. Its not 2008 anymore, 4chan is a website of discussion, not memes.
>DUDE THEY WORDFILTERED SOY
This had nothing to do with soyjaks. This was to mess with /pol/ users who kept spreading pseudoscience that soy makes men effeminate.
>DUDE THEY BANNED SAYING SOYJAK.PARTY
4chan does this with every altchan. Advertising is banned on 4chan.
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why does everybody get to be western if they want to. their never respectful and are always rude as shit. im tired of it and im sick of the people who come near us i hate everybody who isn't white
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blak people talk like the thing have you guys noticed that its like blak version of talking like sephiroth
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my wife cobble is cute :3
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will 'eens except the future?
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>yes but have you considered the fact that 4chan has a rulescucked posting system, and is comprised entirely of pedophiles? I would also take ugly soy memes over branoon moeshit nazi larps any day
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'roth on the 'log
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>mfw managed to successfully hijack a 4cuck general but the only IPs I managed to get was a Mexican and a Canadian IP and the 4cuck jannies archived it because it made xer clitties leak that it wasn't one of their approved users who made a thread
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there should be a punishment. any gook caught trying to learn English should be put to death immediately with a shotgun
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>a long time ago, "John" was a manager at my store
>John got fired for drinking on the job (dipshit)
>John got REHIRED (somehow) as a normal, non-manager employee
>John lost all his status and power because he's an alcoholic dipshit

>some time later I get hired

>me and John are now equal coworkers
>I am not an alcoholic dipshit, so I get promoted to manager!

>now I'm the boss with 0.5 years of experience

>and John used to be the boss with 5.0 years of experience but fucked it up by being an alcoholic dipshit

>tomorrow night it's just me and John closing the store

>first time I'll ever be the only manager "in charge" of this guy
>and I have 1/10th the seniority and knowledge he has
>I'm just not an alcoholic dipshit so I got promoted over him

I'm scared bros. I'm not an authoritative guy but what if he "disobeys" me tomorrow night? What if he says "I've been here longer than you"? What if he says "I used to be a manager and you're only manager now because you're not an alcoholic dipshit"? What if he spits on me and calls me a nusoi? Aaaaaaaaaaa I hate this shit.
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>feels guy
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>COBBLEMOMMY… PLEASE… LET A GOOD HUNKY SUCKLE ON YOUR BIG FAT MILKERS…
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Tung Tung Tung-tung-tung-tung-tung-tung-tung-tung-tung-tung Sahur
Six-six-six Seven or-like seven-eleven-ven
Bombombini Gusini
Burbaloni Lulliloli
Pakrahmat-Pakrahmatma
Pakrahmatmat-matmamatung

Trippi-Troppi trippa-troppa-troppa
Fruli Frulila frula-la-la-la-la-la
Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta-Ta-Ta Sahur
Bicus Dicus De Bicus De Dicus
Job Job Sahur
Job Job-Job Sahur
Job-Job
Cocofanto Elefanto-to-to

Cannelloni Dragoni Dragoni-ni-ni
Girafa Celeste
Girafa Celeste
Cappuccino Assassino
Bobrito Bandito
Oi-oi-oi-oi
Lirili Larila

Balle-balle-rina Cappu-cappu-cci-na
Tralalero tralala
Tralalero Tralala
U din din din din dun Ma din din din din dun
Tralalero tralala
Tralalero tralala
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i never wanted to interact with you because everything i thought about your race was proven to be true. looking at you is upsetting. your third world idiot niggers. i cant stand to look at your faces die freak die
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>rubbing my big round belly while watching 'zellig
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>DUUUUDE SO WE’RE MONOTHEIST BUT… WITH A KICK!
>WE BELIEVE IN THREE MINI GODS COMBINED INTO ONE SUPERDUPERMEGAGOD
>WE CALL ONE OF OUR MINIGODS A CURSE BUT FORGET THAT
>YOU’RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN THIS SUPERDUPERMEGAGOD BTW
>ALSO DONT CALL ME A POLYTHEIST YOU FRICKING CHRISTPHOBE
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people used to call me a pedo here when I was a caca but I didn't do pedo shit it was just accidental projecting and I was naive
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>I swear on Fauci’s evolved ape ancestors
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>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments. Please refrain from posting the following
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im an obsessed nigger that cant stop listening to asmr, its so relaxing, im just so calm, im the equivalent of a fentanyl addict but in asmr
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>sorry bigot but no more posts for this hour! gotta make more room for softcore fpe porn
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>the trinity is like the burgers fries and soda or whatever
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How do I view threads I hid? I accidentally hid one I didn't mean to
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ITT gartic phone raid
Link:https://www.youtube.com/live/4fcQnfYGeqA
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>having no stubble, gaping mouth, or glasses
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>You can’t post copypastas because… you just can’t, ok?
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>>>/pasflasflasasf/ IS NOT A REAL BOARD TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW
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do u think your ready to do what your built for? its now your time to make an impact in this world. this isn't a choice you know. your born to do something, don't disappoint your ancestors though
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i cant believe the site is dead………….
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Why are normgroids all libtards?
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Hunky, show a good Cobblestone some boobs please
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>soycucks want new users
>ends up doxing them all
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Putting "o algo" at the end of every sentence makes you funny
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itt we post our home-taken bug photos (no online ones)
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>people still use this moralfag doxing crusade site
jsid
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nu' 'toss
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Putting "o algo" at the end of every sentence doesn't make you funny
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Post vore gemmies in this wholesome thread!
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I sometimes like to imagine everyone who posts on this website is a foid, it's not a fetish, i sometimes lose debates and thinking like that makes me regain my energy since losing to foids is retarded or something
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She's right you know!
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SOYCUX….
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>Spend 18 years in living hell being beaten up by others, and called garbage by parents
>Grind through highschool because I was told if you do you’ll get into a good school and get a job and you’ll have a good life
>go to prestigious school
>zero jobs
>”join a frat and network so you can get a job!”
>Join frat
>Every boomer just says “be yourself and you’ll get a job!”
>”just network bro”
>Everyone I network with just says “network more bro you gotta network”
>Finally get a job at a startup
>they don’t pay me
>get another job
>work for a year for $40k a year and the company goes bankrupt
>unemployment insurance denies me
>Apply to jobs on LinkedIn and indeed
>They turn out to be fake
>Message recruiters
>Zero respond
>Try to join military
>Denied
>Try to collect welfare
>Denied
>Food banks give me an apple and a bowl of shit twice a week but not enough to survive
>Every person who says they can get me a job just says “I’ll refer you bro” and get denied anyway

I genuinely don’t see the point in living in 21st century West. Literally everything is a scam and there’s no way to avoid homelessness. Even the anti-homeless resources are a scam
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i might not have to work monday because of le snow storm so what should i play
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COBBLEMOMMY… PLEASE… LET A GOOD HUNKY SUCKLE ON YOUR BIG FAT MILKERS…
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Too much NAS when are we getting new jannies?
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I love you, you love me.
We're a happy family.
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you,
Won't you say you love me too?

I love you, you love me,
We're best friends,
Like friends should be
With a great big hug,
And a kiss from me to you,
Won't you say you love me too?
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OYYYYY Cobson is in pedotroon cat game???
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Cobblepot, show a good Soybat some boobs please
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rate my smv
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Brootal edit to recharge your vril
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jerking off to fictional women is more ethical cause you arent supporting real internet whores
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Do (you) still post ‘jaks post quay invasion?
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/htsm/ - Hunky Twink Sex Machines

2026 was 1.5 showers ago
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>nothing must ever happen
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theres no way people actually like bbc or bwc cuck porn, i don’t believe they are real people
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cob on the 'log
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>Finally, loliboard, is the newest addition to this trio. It is for lolicon pornography, loli guro, and other topics.
>what would you do?
>>Finally! You signed up. Welcome to Wagner PMC. Here is your complimentary mate.
>I wnat belarusian bf
>do you feel in charge…?
>ywn have a 5'1 femboy shota sharty bf who sits on your lap while posting jaks on the sharty
>hello *kiss* (magi is 12)
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>shits on your log
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Unironically, what are your opinions on Cobblestone?
>inb4 ‘pastas
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brapzillian brownoid favela monkey troonelas are now using gigafly and teaching others how to get gigafly gifs
https://xcancel.com/SaddamTransfem/status/2024801914374746297
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Reminder

Age of consent is 18
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>GEEEEEEEEEG NUSOIS DONT EVEN EAT FLIES
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look at this cute hunky playing with his toys
>fuggen jerdee
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>das rule 15 feggan gkharti, don't hurt mah feelans
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>tfw you live at 4121 Towanda Trail Knoxville TN
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I'm whiter than you because i'm 80% Indian 40% African 20% Turkish
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'jak em
>THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF!!!! *hits weed pen* FUCK *hits weed pen* YOU *hits weed pen* FUCK *hits weed pen* YOU *hits weed pen* FUCK *hits weed pen* YOU *hits weed pen*
R: 5 / I: 3
>This George Floyd funko pop will change BLM
R: 4 / I: 0
itt we post porn
, how could you tell?
R: 3 / I: 1
eurosissies..
R: 6 / I: 2

Look what I found!

Not a soyteen but I'm 99% sure this is a jack.
R: 0 / I: 0
>deleting my threads
R: 3 / I: 1
Girls only thread
R: 4 / I: 0
what's a woman's prime age?
R: 10 / I: 5
>using the report feature
R: 268 / I: 61
marge what the fuck has happened on the site recently?
>haven't been relatively active on the site since 2025 with me leaving a little after new years
>i check in today, read up on the 'ki to learn of recent happenings
>decide to check out /soy/
>NAS tolerated to a degree never seen before
>i ask how it's not deleted and i get informed of how 'lita was left up for hours recently
>PPH somehow increasing from late 2025 showing how people actually tolerate this (still not froot numbers)
how has the site degraded this quick? i thought it couldn't get worse after the htsm floods and /soy2/
R: 1 / I: 0
does anyone have that one giga that is singing the outro of ongezellig
R: 5 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 1
>One ticket to my wife, one ticket for her boyfriend and one ticket for my stepson!
R: 14 / I: 16
just ‘moked some ‘eed
R: 8 / I: 0
>Whew, *Wipes brow* what another GREAT day at work, I LOVE my freaking job as a social media manager for Cheezits. Making funny quips on twitter is So. Flipping. Epic! Time for some R&R in my cozy little apartment and hangout with my awesome roomate Uncjak!
>*Opens door* Hey Uncjak did you remember to take out the trash, I sent you a text but I di-
<ohhh yeahhh, im real feeling it now, keep sending those tips guys, $300 more and I'll do a little sexy dance
>AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNCJAK. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?
<oh hi, Soyak yeah remember how I got fired from my job as a fight referee at Wafflehouse? well uhh times have been tuff and so I've been-
>I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING UNCJAK. WEARING A GIMP SUIT AND BECOMING A CAMWHORE? THIS IS SO FUCKED UP I CAN'T EVEN THINK IM LEAVINGGG YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING IM GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH BLUEY FOR 6 HOURS BEFORE I CAN EVEN START PROCESSING WHAT HAPPENED.
<Soyak wait I can- oh hey thanks guys, only more $240 more dollars to go for the Uncjak sexy dance
R: 7 / I: 1
Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan don't have established age of marriage
ITT we dox saudi king and afghan emir for being pedos
R: 23 / I: 6
I just gooned and I have to change my underwear now because my old ones are covered in sperm
R: 1 / I: 1
>spot the difference between /soy/ and /qa/
R: 0 / I: 0
clams staples
R: 6 / I: 5
Who clamstaples?
R: 4 / I: 1
cobsob torturer jack
R: 13 / I: 2
where do you think americans will migrate to?
R: 0 / I: 0
>modern minecraft horror mod youtubers
R: 17 / I: 7
just made oc, is this a ruby?
R: 5 / I: 2
ITT: we summon poopson
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 0

Woahjack subreddit?

Hey guys, this is my first post on this incomprehensible woahjack subreddit. What do I send? And why was the captcha so hard?
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 8 / I: 6
MOM SAYS IT'S MY TURN ON THE XBOX
R: 2 / I: 0

My first work of 'jak art

What do you guys think?
R: 1 / I: 1
Retarded thread
R: 10 / I: 2
Is smoking meth and abusing adderall keyed or locked?
R: 134 / I: 64
R: 1 / I: 0
>About to post what i think is a gem
<At the very last second notice shitlita in the corner
why did oldcaca's do this
R: 4 / I: 2
>Christ died for ALL, including femboys and trans people.
>I find it funny when a religious person sees how I'm a femboy, yet so knowledgeable in the scriptures. A lot of religion has blinded the minds of them which believe not (2 Corinthians 4:3-4). The Gospel is the good news that Jesus Christ, who was God in the flesh, lived a sinless life that we fail to live each and every day, died for our sins, was buried, and rose again on the 3rd day. This bibical gospel is found in (1 CORINTHIANS 15:1-4). So you may ask who does this gospel apply to? The answer to that question is EVERYONE
R: 3 / I: 1
>whos this new hunky? a-am I being replaced???
R: 14 / I: 3
R: 6 / I: 1
new jak?
R: 451 / I: 191

==GEM UP THE 'RINTER==

RAID RAID RAID
There's a livestream on jewtube right now where you can send images and it'll print it out on a receipt printer live. Wait time is a bit long and there is some moderation but I believe with the right slowburn tactics we can gem it up. Otherwise only brimstone gets sent, also there's megafaggots in chat as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoXWRPGNymU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoXWRPGNymU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoXWRPGNymU
https://printergobrr.com
https://printergobrr.com
https://printergobrr.com

MAKE SURE TO SEND SLOWBURNS AND 'JAKS NO DNB OR ANYTHING CUZ IT VVILL GET MODERATED
R: 9 / I: 5

nonsense thread

quote bbq Mustard system Andy aout Broot cat chud cobblestone jewbird lucky microvariant nigger pinacoaladalover Statis twotwofive aibird MissCircle TheShitskin chatgpt Chud7080 Chud14765 Chud22105 Chud29670 Chud39563 Chud41138 cobsonfan FAST GapeNewell godtierwoahjack Gonorrhea ircsucks JoeSchmoe mouserinooo Nate NillKiggas nopw North obsessedchud1488 Powersky sevenzip SewtBorgmk2 silophso tyt4real user2 x00 yoot Brazier Chud5018 chud22396060 chud34832271 chud69826366 chud77868521 cloud

i rape niggers with pickaxes

THE AGENDA: you WILL ehhuuuhuh

==

jimbo (brraaap!) space two fail


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ me is sleeping ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ me is sleeping ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(((#1 jew)))
R: 3 / I: 0
>Haallaaaaahhhhhhhh the holy trinity GEG these christkaffirs are so dumb
>in islahaamalam we just call it a threesome
<son, king zutt no answer haram phone. So i invite kang mutt
sup lil nigga mmmlffhggggg
>HEEEAAAALLLLPPPPPPPPP o algo
R: 7 / I: 3
pen pineapple giga pen
R: 11 / I: 7
Fuck this shit website
R: 3 / I: 0
I made the sandwich
R: 3 / I: 2
>that’s heckin HERESY because constantine said so! my religion was standardized by a roman council in the 4th century!
R: 27 / I: 7
>Cuckoldry is a good anology for the trinity
>The bull is the cuckoldry
>The husband is the cuckoldry
>The wife is the cuckoldry
>The bull is not the husband
>The bull is not the wife
>The wife is not the bull
>The wife is not the husband
>The husband is not the wife
>The husband is not the bull

>All have different roles but all are in cuckoldry. You can not have cuckoldry without one of them. The bull penetrates the wife, the wife is the one who takes it, and the husband is the one watching which is their roles. I’d say the bull would be most similar to the father because in christianity the father is the most dominant and the creator. The wife would probably be the son and the husband would be the holy spirit because he just watches and sends the wife
R: 3 / I: 0
did you eat the sandwhich
R: 10 / I: 2
>mogs mi
R: 3 / I: 1
>The trinity isn’t polytheistic
R: 7 / I: 0
No one fucking looks like this. If you say "I look like this" you are lying.
R: 2 / I: 2
>Ban everything I dont like
<Kill everyone I dont like
R: 10 / I: 1
I got cucked and it honestly wasnt that bad, more people should try letting their wifes boyfriend fuck eachother. She seems happier and at the end of the day thats all that matters
R: 20 / I: 2
Which one should be a soyspeak word for piss
Relish or Tartrazine
R: 89 / I: 60

Honest 'zellig thread #5

Post zellig irons and gems here and feel le comfy
Also the guy who was made mymy blaked edits to defame us got permad so we are celebrating tonight
R: 1 / I: 0

Reefjak poster hiring

Ok so im hiring reefjak poster for free
R: 487 / I: 102

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 7 / I: 1
R: 3 / I: 3
R: 1 / I: 1
>I thought i farted when i shitted
R: 25 / I: 1
We should add a new soyspeak word for piss since raisin is shit
R: 65 / I: 28
ITT we share out favorite anime SISAs
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 7 / I: 2
All the admins apart from soot were bad if you think aboud it.
kuz got aids
doll shut it down
froot was lazy and lost interest
everything about the janny cabal was forced
quote is an absent father glownigger
R: 9 / I: 0
Quote, ban pedos and zoophilia
R: 7 / I: 1
>lesbian relationships have the highest domestic abuse
I dont really believe this, because women are incredibly petty and overdramatic, so any small thing would be seen as "abuse"
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 145 / I: 68
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 508 / I: 104
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 557 / I: 125

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 332 / I: 225
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 535 / I: 252

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 400 / I: 67

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 134 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 466 / I: 194

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 441 / I: 77

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

Style: