I made a MRE pizza.
I know what you’re thinking. “There already is a MRE pizza.” Ah yes, but not like mine.
See, going into this FTX I had one thing on my mind: make a gourmet MRE pizza. So I did.
I took the wheat snack bread and Italian bread sticks and broke them into small pieces. Using the drink mix bag, I poured some water to make a mash like dough.
From there, I used a friend’s cast iron pan and burner and cooked the dough. Once that was done, I used the Italian sausage in marinara sauce and the bacon cheese spread as the toppings. I put a bit of water in the pan to steam and covered.
Huzzah, a new gourmet MRE item has been born.
I appreciate your chutzpah. But I really wish you hadn't.
Oy gevalt. The audacity to put that on a plate makes me upset in places I didn't know I had.
Some thoughts are never meant to be made a reality. This is the most prime example. Ratfucking at least 2 different MREs and doing science is diabolical
Youre definitely a grunt if you know how many MREs are required to make this meal
I got constipated for 3 days just by looking at this photo
Your buddy brought a cast iron pan to the field and this is what you do with it?
Imagine getting back to the tents to the sound and smell of sizzled meat, just to discover this abomination.
My platoon once jet boiled a snake so I can't really talk too much shit about this
God that looks like dogshit. Like still better than MRE pizza but still
Hey I like my shitty room temperature leftover pizza. This thing looks like someone who heard a story about pizza that one time trying to recreate it out of random mre trash.
I bet that thing hits hard after week 3 in the bush. Wash it down with some gritty orange electrolyte drink. Mmmhhm.
You gonna post it on r/shittyfoodporn or should I?
I shall
Try r/pizzacrimes
Normal person: "What is this? Are you just really hungry or poor? You guys should sue the government"
Service member: "You fucking neanderthal, that looks even more disgusting than the real MRE pizza. I would eat the shit out of it though. Bet it tastes good as fuck after an 80 hour op. I remember two years ago when we......"
This looks like dog shit…
That I would definitely eat.
Looks like you'll regret it in 30 minutes
Or. 30 hours.
With MREs, you never know.
Yeah, a few MREs in you might not shit for a few days.
Promote ahead of peers 🫡
Sterling Foods should hire you. That's more Pizza than the actual one.
Holy crap... I was one of those weirdos who enjoy MRE's ...but wow. That looks bad.
This is, I think, the strongest argument to date against free will.
It saddens me that the noble cast iron was involved in this abomination…
r/shitfromabutt
LMAO
First of all, no.
Get this guy to the White House kitchens immediately.
Please dont do that again
Brother this isn’t even my first time
This has been cross posted to r/pizzacrimes
I hope you go away for a long time
(Good job making the best out of nothing!)
It looks like you shat on a piece of chicken and then popped three huge zits on top of that
But, why?
Tis was the tism, m’lord