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need help

Does anyone have the “doctor help i can’t cope in my pod” troon video
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71k

why does this cobson video have so many views on the ‘tok?
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ITT we soyquote the video titles of this template

>https://soyjakwiki.org/Template:Youtube
Refresh to get new ones
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This thread is for posting soytan

Post Soytan gemmies here. o algo
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new 4chan leaks 2026

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f40057ff0bfa7ec858615123f8087e8d6d9df726&dn=New+4chan+Leaks+2026&tr=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce
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nigger
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ITT: Confess to something that would ruin your life if anyone found out
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NATIONSTATES RAID 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

https://soyjakwiki.org/NationStates
https://www.nationstates.net/

a while back, we raided nations states; a "game" for 30 year old socialist larpers to carry out their fantasys of holding public office and being a leader (xhey are too autistic to do it in real life).

you VILL sign up and create a nation (bonus points for chuddy nations)
you VILL join a soyjak faction
you VILL gem up the forums
you VILL harass people using the message function
you VILL potential cuckset the site because its built on old ass code (hackergods help)

also use a tempmail to signup, you can rejoin after getting banned simply by clearing cookies or using an incognito tab.

happy raiding!
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Do you ever look back on your old social media posts from years ago and cringe at the shit you were saying? award
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Can you hunky quote anything?
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Is Schwartz from Henry danger the most passing trans in the history of humanity? Also xe is a trans Jew, which debunks all those hecking antisemitic conspiracies.
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ITT we sexualize cobblestone
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We'd live in utopia if all non-White shitskins dropped dead today
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what are your fetishes?
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Ew, do moids actually pay for this shit?
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>being at a 3/4ths angle
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what games did you like to play as a caca?
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if you were a girl for 25 hours what would you do in that 24 hours?
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>Thomas the Dank Engine
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>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NUThe Donald BrowserS CAN'T FIND A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH ORANGE!
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Do gigaposters worship Beelzebub im trans btw
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aw^oo dot ^cf /g/1?last=100#bottom

raid, they are making fun of sharty
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If you reply to this thread i will kill myself
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>Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
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The Republic of Sharty nation is a fledgling, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 5 million Sharty nationians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.4%.

The strong Sharty nationian economy, worth 234 billion Gems a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,901 Gems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sharty nation's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Sharty nation is ranked 211,277th in the world and 2,381st in the West Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 46,901.84 Standard Monetary Units.
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DOCTOS NATE IS A FUGGEN JARDEE
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late night zellig thread
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manlet general

ITT we discuss why short kings are superior to normies
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IAS
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Type of chud


What type of Chud are you?
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actual advertisement for tiktok i just got
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ok nusoi, infront of you is a glass of "milk", it might be either from cobblestone or miss circle
just by taste alone… which is it?
if you guess correctly, you get a free gempass!
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Remaking this because I forgot to restricted

https://soyjakwiki.org/Trojan_Soy#Round_2_2

Here are IPs I got from gurochan and a 4chan /v/ loli thread, I also had some from the Banty which I sadly lost at the moment, but I'm working to recover them.
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>looking for mymy r34 is so hard man
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>being a cobblestone fanboy
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new 'toss
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listen to HIM
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>2026…. I am forgotten..
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Do I look like I belong on here?
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Neutral question. But how many of you 'teens actually miss Froot?
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nusoi here, why did SQQT have a hololive board for 10 days before -ACCKKing it?
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Nu-IPs are up if anyone cares

https://soyjakwiki.org/Trojan_Soy#Round_2_2
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RecRoom raiding
ITT we raid the game "Dune Buggies" and form a gang to kill all cacas
>What's RecRoom?
'blox clone VR game but less peedoughs, it's free and can be played on PC and mobile. There's a VC function too.
Temporary Headquarters game: https://rec.net/d/room/soyjakparty
Get RecRoom on steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/471710/Rec_Room/
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I just spilled some water and yelled "FUCKING NIGGERS EVERYWHERE"
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>danger danger
>do not lift any bans
>started randomly bumping quite a few fat fetish threads that were hours old, he made some of them too
>>can we ban racism outside pol ;please
>make this guy fly home. repeated embedded content offender
>posted a giga with embedded averi
>Posted a coal
>tried to make a furfag general on /soy/
>smileyfag
>still likes fpe
>v doesn't like fpe now apparently
>turkish FPE
>Loves fat women
>BBW Token (femtanyl mascot)
>H3k if H3k lived in new zealand
>fat fetish?
>seems to really like changed
>Posted a gem
>changed shit
>posts kittens
>>>thecoolautisticgamer774
>><thecoolautisticgamer764
>>^thecoolautisticgamer777
>suspicious
>X as Y variant
>[Fetish] bbw
>>NEW ZEALAND IS WINNED
>I have a really bad feeling about this guy
>>gapejak with puro.png
>changed tranny
>Integrity filter hit.
>Body: ban gigas
>Also extremely autistic
>Gave me all of his "renamed penis niggers (X).png" files.
>don't like him, simple as
>i dislike him
>>Reason: op here i dont like this bait anymore please delete thank you god bless
>/ss/'s strongest soldier
>Extremely retarded
>Retarded
>furfag with a fat fetish
>/bp/
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>The science behind walkable cities
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test for jan
QUOTE CLITTIES KYS
COBBLESTONE IS RUINING THE KI AND LARPS AS A WOMAN
KILL LIMEAIDS
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>incomprehensible wojaks
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NEW 'TOSS'
THIS VIDEO IS A MUST-WATCH!
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>fuck foids and their stupid hypergamy
>I will die a loveless incel because I am too lazy to raise a family
<fuck moids and their stupid misogyny
<I will die a loveless cat lady because I am too lazy to raise a family
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SoyBooru post #1
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I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
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Where the all trans kween besties at!?!?
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pleaase PLEASE will you bring back nate please im actually BEGGING you. Please quote it was my favorite board unironially and i met so many interesting peeps there please oh please
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Here are some gems
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>Risk your truecel life to help some stupid bitch whore advanced her dumbass theatre career
>She fucks some literal who chad instead of you
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>Metawhining
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Turns out banning half the site nukes activity and doesn't improve post quality.
>
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itt we post meowl gemmies
>UM ACTUALLY I DONT WANT TO
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why do boogers taste so good and earwax taste so bad?
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GAMESESH HAS BEGUN HOP ON CSS.SOYJAK.ST
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NewGOD questions for oldGODS thread
I remember seeing a thread like this and it was good but also I have some questions (I'm not a newGOD doebeit so I might answer some too)
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Lost Media request
Some gemmy vids I cherished got deleted off my computer can somephono please upload.

- The one where a roblox guy is jerking off to a girl next to him on the subway with the caption "when I have a scat fetish and shady lowkey stinks"

- The one where the kid is doing vr furry roleplay on his floor and gets caught.

- The one where an old dude on tiktok has a pokemon filter over his face and says "pokemon, wheve got online games…"

- The one of the limejak doing the schizo rant

- The one of giga chad saying "boohoo nigga do not care"

- The one of gigachad singing EFN with oversized shoes

- Or any others you want me to see
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Strawpage thread

ITT WE GEM UP SOME STRAWPAGES

here's one to start: https://ozzthewozz.straw.page/
retarded gendie nigger pooner autist with a seizure inducing page GEG
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Is there something I can do to recover a Cobbert Soy link after a thing like this?
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im an oldgod from the froot era ama
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epi on jewtube is getting bad doe

GEM UP THIS TROONS ACCOUNT
WARNING ITS ANTIMATTER DOE
POSSIBLE EPI ACCOUNT 'OX
https://www.youtube.com/@pxmpignpup/featured
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Reporting for N-word
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>Metawhining
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I look like this after taking a look at the current 'log
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>W-w-where did all of the Olympic condoms go? How did 10,000 of disappear in just ONE DAY??
<I TOOK THEM, SOYAK.
>W-W-WHAT?? W-W-WHERE ARE THE FEMALE ATHLETES???
<…YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. HNGHHHHH…. I HAVE TO GET BACK TO OUR ORG-'PARTY', IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN :-)
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>Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag
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Is anyone else a self loathing autist like i wish i was normal because autism made me a retarded faggot im trans btw
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>I DONT USE THE SITE ON MOD PHP WHEN IM HIGH BECAUSE ITS BAD AND IM SCARED I WILL MESS UP I DONT RUN THE SITE ALMOST ANYWAYS I OVERSEE AND THATS HOW ITS RUN I DONT KNOW WHY YOU SAY SHITTYL WHEN THE SITE IS WORKING FINE
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EFN or ERN?
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when i was new to the sharty i made a tracejak out of a soyteen's irl face but i was too scared to post it here because i thought i would get doxed
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does anyone have that ai jeffery epstein video where he says "geg do nuzois really" it was funny as shit
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>COMMUNISM WORKS BECAUSE I JUST SAID SO OK!!!
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>late night zellig thread
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>HE DID THE MEME! HE DID THE MEME! OH MY SCIENCE GE DID THE MEME!!!!!!!
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I ♥️ Bibisi
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>if it wasnt for us americans the germans would be speaking french or however the story goes
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me and my gang
don't mess with it niggas
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Nusoibraps go nuclear when they see a green wolf eating a slice of pizza. Sad!
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Does anyone else wish they were born as a woman but accept they will be a man forever and don't troon out
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Hunky, show a good Cobblestone some boobs please
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I learned to jerk off at 7 years old
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Fuck this shit website. Shut it down
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>bro ever since rabbi goldstein bought my favourite nfl team life has been so good
<yeah man, bro reads the torah 5 hours a day and keeps kosher
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>tfw no gf
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WHO IS THE ACTUAL DUDE

Someone please just tell me the xitter account of the dude that posted the original uncjak photo please I know it exists I swear to god I saw it and I know one of you niggers know stop fucking teasing me you are hiding this from me, I'll literally do anything just please fucking tell me who this nigger is PLEASE.
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>obsessing over trannies
>obsessing over black penises
>obsessing over da joooos
>being a clittycel
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE CATACLYSM I HATE THAT GAY ASS WAVE SECTION AT 10 PERCENT I HATE HOW UNBALANCED IT IS
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>*inhales* holy ffffffFUCK….. w-what if *orgasm* Hitler w-was like a… w-w-womeb………
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Where bbw big belly gemmies on the 'log
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Mymymm bvlll sseeeezkf
Seet mmmmy vuzztoy ok mn n n 100 Aflxkk cmstntakkkkd kt pitmoof myy aassssss
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Why is Kevin being forced on the sharty again?
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Jack me please
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Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
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i've spent all of my formative years inside and theres no redoing it unless i admit poopoos are right
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Is having good handwriting as a male faggot behaviour?
>ERMMMM ACTUALLY YOU FOR THE ARROW
You can’t greentext in polls
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kek
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>don’t touch my fart porn
>don’t touch my feral porn
>I don’t like normal goons cause it’s not animals farting on eachother
Xe closed the comments by the way, Im not kidding go check
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O trannies. O pedophiles. O furries. O gooners. O Offsiters and O enemies of the Sharty altogether! Die in your clitty leakage.
By Cobson (HWABAG), you will not see from us other than 'aping and 'oxxing.

And whoever among you escapes our raidthreads, and it not reached by our 'zzas. Will certainly 'ACK on account of leaking at our gems.

O NON-'TEENS OF THE WORLD! WE REJECT ALL YOUR BRIMSTONE. FROM 'CORD TO XITTER. ITS RAIDS FOR ETERNITY!
O NON-'TEENS OF THE WORLD! WE REJECT ALL YOUR BRIMSTONE. FROM 'CORD TO XITTER. ITS RAIDS FOR ETERNITY!

SOYTEENS DO NOT FORGIVE. YOUR WEBSITES ARE ALL BRIMSTONE, YOU SPAM, YOU SPREAD COAL AGAISNT GEMS. BUT WE WILL QUARREL WITH YOU USING OUR RAIDS.
SOYTEENS DO NOT FORGIVE. YOUR WEBSITES ARE ALL BRIMSTONE, YOU SPAM, YOU SPREAD COAL AGAISNT GEMS. BUT WE WILL QUARREL WITH YOU USING OUR RAIDS.

A MESSAGE TO THE long-dead websiteCUCKS, THE 4CUCKERS, THE TRANIME LOVERS, THE OFF-SITERS AND THE 'CORDERS WHO HAVE TRIED TO KILL /SOY/
A MESSAGE TO THE long-dead websiteCUCKS, THE 4CUCKERS, THE TRANIME LOVERS, THE OFF-SITERS AND THE 'CORDERS WHO HAVE TRIED TO KILL /SOY/

THE CLASH BETWEEN THE SOYVERSE AND REALITY IS INCREASING, THE NON-'TEENS WILL BE MADE KEYED
YES WE WILL MAKE THEM KEYED. AND DA JOOS WILL BE GIVEN WHAT THEY DESERVE
THE CLASH BETWEEN THE SOYVERSE AND REALITY IS INCREASING, THE NON-'TEENS WILL BE MADE KEYED
YES WE WILL MAKE THEM KEYED. AND DA JOOS WILL BE GIVEN WHAT THEY DESERVE

WHEN COBSON EMERGES JUSTICE WILL RETURN, SOYTEENS WILL REJOICE AND THE 'CUCKS WILL BE DESTROYED
WHEN COBSON EMERGES JUSTICE WILL RETURN, SOYTEENS WILL REJOICE AND THE 'CUCKS WILL BE DESTROYED

WHEN ADMIN Ϫ DESCENDS THE GEMS WILL BECOME MANIFEST, SOYTEENS WILL PREVAIL AND ADMIN 666 SHALL BE KILLED
WHEN ADMIN Ϫ DESCENDS THE GEMS WILL BECOME MANIFEST, SOYTEENS WILL PREVAIL AND ADMIN 666 SHALL BE KILLED

SOME SIGNS OF THE FINAL GEM HAVE APPEARED, YOUR WORLD WILL BE 'APED, YOUR COAL WILL BE NAS, YOUR CLITTIES WILL LEAK…. YOUR CLITTIES WILL LEAK… YOUR CLITTIES WILL LEAK.. YOUR CLITTIES WILL LEAK.
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>pretending to seek out fat women so they're too shy to harass you to begin with (you hate when they flirt with you)
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music thread
Ö <- Soyjak in OP
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i luv u
u luv me
wer a hapi family!
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>when the DNB comes out headless
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Soyjak, Final Scene

>And they lived happily ever after
>The End
>*Roll Credits*
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would you be friends with hunky in real life?
he seems like a nice and jolly fellow all things considered
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>GOOD? BAAAAAAD
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Does anyone else wish they were born as a man but accept they will be a woman forever and don't troon out
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you all are not beating the laughing stock of the internet award winner allegations
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My tummy hurts should I drop my work shift today
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>SORRY BUT HUNKY TWINKY SEX MACHINE WON THIS TREND-
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>My wife’s boyfriend just… hang on… let me spin a wheel for a soyquote
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>KURRWAAAAAAAA
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>NOGIGAPHONODABADONOBEDOIRE, I LOOK LIKE HIM!
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>Unconvential soyquotes

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>yolo
>you only love onaholes
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NICONICO DOUGA RAID THREAD 3

only raid going on right now award posteditagain
VIDEOS (COMMENT, LIKE AND DO WHATEVER TO MAKE THEM HAVE MORE VIEWS
https://soyjakwiki.org/Colonization_of_Nico_Nico_Douga#All_videos
UPLOAD A VIDEO TO NICONICO DOUGA
https://garage.nicovideo.jp/niconico-garage/video/videos/upload
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gem that saved the party
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did you know that Hitler once fucked Mussolini with his huge BBC?
it's said in the news btw
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>what if mymy had a FUTAWORLDDOMCORP cock and it was 71cm
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EVERYBALDI LISTENarmy
Can you (((users of this online site))) just scrape (((hairless bespectacled white men))) from the (((Related meme history compendium))) and (((hairless bespectacled white men image repository))), mainly main variants and them pointing to different angles than usual. I want to retrace them, and make them transparent so paintbucketing wont get ACKED when its shared around enough times, and they're easier to work with in general. I do this because the (((hairless bespectacled white men image repository))) is absolute congolese brimstone from the deepest pits of the largest trasheap in Lesotho and doesnt have ACTUAL good templates anymore for nuvariants + their (((image descriptors))) are absolute DOGSHITferalrage
This should make 'jakking a lot easier when you're editing things together for a nutoss
END OF WHINING
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>SAND NIGGER!
1 day later
>How to say the lords player in aramaic
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we LIVE in a democracy you fucking conspiracy theorist, you can vote here in this blak box and we pinky promise that the leader is whoever you vote for

no you can't see what's inside the box, listen it's just IS democracy the leader is whoever gets most votes
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does anyone here know what is the song that is playing as 'cado cries for his life after discovering that the end of the world is close to its initiation
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SoyBooru post #157827
SoyBooru post #157827
SoyBooru post #157827
SoyBooru post #157827
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big lips niggers when i tell them that Hitler had a big vagina cuz he was a tranny o algo
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Made a cool game

Thread got moved to /q/
https://soyjak.st/q/thread/213005.html#213014
Think of it as an adventure thread but everyphono gets to control the story
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opnion

nu variant
waht do you think
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>I forgot what thread I made on the 'log
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What if Hitler had a penis?
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>rape is bad
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I heard that Iran had a lot of Valid Trans Xister SISAs so I was wondering if I should enlist in the US Marines so I can rape them and form a huge Tranny Harem since its a mudslime nigger country thats how it works. I am 6’4 and have an IQ of 89 and can bench almost 300 pounds and weight 230 pounds, my penis is a modest 10 inches which I know might be on the smaller side, but I think it’s good enough.
Pic rel.
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I got traumatized by schools and I'm still having nightmares about schools for like at least 3 times a week
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Was at the gym today in the locker room and I saw the hugest Japanese penis I’ve ever seen in my life. Like holy fuck, this thing was at least 12 inches long. I thought BJC was a myth, but I’ve come to terms with the fact that my pathetic tiny Korean pecker could never please a woman the way that Japanese monster could. Can anyone else relate?
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>calling sharty dead and quote a bad admin everytime the log isn't 100% gem
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gemerald beat
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>follow my dog's Instagram page
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this is my pet bird, Pecker. he likes to eat the bugs
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Da baby on da log
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I don’t think people realise how rare it is to have not only a plus sized blak woman but a dark skinned plus sized blak woman be so openly proud of her identity as a lesbian maybe I was too hard on you disventure camp
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SNCA blog post, February 2026 the 20th
Back in the long forgotten days of 2019, I used to have a massive hate boner for that godforsaken cancer of a game that was gacha life. I would watch this one rant YouTuber that would make hate videos criticizing Lunime (dev of said game) because of adding a bunch of weird sexual shit into his shitty slop game directed towards kids. I think she was sent death threats by crazy Gacha Life fans once or twice, anyways today I randomly remembered her and went to go check on her channel expecting her to have trooned out or something like most ranttubers but I think she just quit because she hasn’t posted in almost five years.
End of blog post
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New HTSM?
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Mog the Cat

>Be me
>British Shorthair
>Lounging on hoomans' wall
>Catching 'rays
>Watching cars
>Minding my own business
>Suddenly, this obsessed mutt trots close to me
>Stares at me for a moment
>Starts shouting like a sperg
>Try to ignore him
>Roll over on other side
>Fucker is still barking
>Close my eyes
>Bastard is still at it
>Eyes closed so long I fall asleep
>Out cold for a solid 30 minutes
>Wake up
>He's still at it
>Give up and go to my catcave
I fucking hate dogs
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conspiracy theory

there is an imageboard for only the highest ranked cacaz, prob called caca.party o algo.
These cacas organize raids on ‘tok and sharty to promote their lingo.
The are the kinds who created “67” and “tung tung tung sahur”
We must ensure the existence of sharty lingo and a future for nusois.
This is why we need to investigate caca.party o algo
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Dan Bykes and Phaedra. So wholesome.
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>having a medium grey rooster
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Today I updated this crappy iceberg I made last summer. Any other events/schizo-theories/mysteries I should add, or snca entrees I should remove? I haven't used this board all that much these past few months so I'm probably missing some recent stuff
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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cobblestone private prats
cobblestone boobs
cobblestone thicc
cobblestone sus thicc
cobblestone boobies
cobblestone r34
cobblestone with boobies
cobblestone no cloths
cobblestone boob bobs
Boobs conblestone
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what does btfo mean
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>gooning to something bad but not saying what specifically so that you can't get banned
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what does geg mean
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is cobblestone rape comic actually real? Can somebody please post it
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>soyteens aren't actually racist we're just ironically racist
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>blaked + Cobblestone bait should be kept to one grammatical sentence maximum, allowing for one or two words as a prompt to the baitee thereafter, no more
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>You are banned! ;_;
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>Kek, this seetheskin is still shitting
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What are your sexual aversions?
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Imagine cobblestone bouncing up and down, her cheeks clapping and hips gyrating, on a girthy nigger cock while she makes direct eye contact with you. She knows how absolutely wild it drives you to watch her get pleased and filled knowing you never could. She begs him to cum deep inside her as her Jordanian fanny get pounded. Thoughts?
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what even goes on past this door? What are the staff doing? Why do they need a private board to themselves when /j/ exists?
please answer my question
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I'm tired of it all. Should I just troon out and ride the omori bus…
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Rape this Forum with soyjaks
https://forms.gle/kARVRjuiLinAhXR58
They have to check each link o algo, so its funny
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colorgem culture appreciation thread
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that cobblestone sexualisation started getting boring to me fast
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A question

Do you think the sharty was ever good or we just pretended that it was good up until now?
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Why do people find self harm scars attractive?
It creeps me out a bit. (No i never did sh)
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i luv paul mccartney i luve paul mccarteny
i luv paul mccartney i luv paul mccartney
i luve paul mccarteny i luv paul mccartney
i luv paul mccartney i luve paul mccarteny
i luv paul mccartney i luv paul mccartney
i luv paul mccartney i luve paul mccarteny
i luv paul mccartney i luv paul mccartney
i luve paul mccarteny i luv paul mccartney
i luv paul mccartney i luve paul mccarteny
i luv paul mccartney i luv paul mccartney
i luv paul mccartney i luve paul mccarteny
i luv paul mccartney i luv paul mccartney
i luve paul mccarteny i luv paul mccartney
i luv paul mccartney i luve paul mccarteny
i luv paul mccartney i luv paul mccartney
i luv paul mccartney i luve paul mccarteny
i luv paul mccartney i luv paul mccartney
i luve paul mccarteny i luv paul mccartney
i luv paul mccartney i luve paul mccarteny
i luv paul mccartney i luv paul mccartney
i luv paul mccartney i luve paul mccarteny
i luv paul mccartney i luv paul mccartney
i luve paul mccarteny i luv paul mccartney
i luv paul mccartney i luve paul mccarteny
i luv paul mccartney i luv paul mccartney
i luv paul mccartney i luve paul mccarteny
i luv paul mccartney i luv paul mccartney
i luve paul mccarteny i luv paul mccartney
i luv paul mccartney i luve paul mccarteny
i luv paul mccartney i luv paul mccartney
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What race is cobblestone came from?
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itt we continue watching this gem
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Motorcars, handlebars, bicycles for two
Broken-hearted jubilee
Parachutes, army boots, sleeping bags for two
Sentimental jamboree

"Buy! Buy!" says the sign in the shop window
"Why? Why?" says the junk in the yard

Da-da-ya-da-da-da-da-da-ya, da-da-ya, da-da
Da-da-da-da-da, da-da

Candlesticks, building bricks, something old and new
Memories for you and me

"Buy! Buy!" says the sign in the shop window
"Why? Why?" says the junk in the yard

Motorcars, handlebars, bicycles for two
Broken-hearted jubilee
Parachutes, army boots, sleeping bags for two
Sentimental jamboree

"Buy! Buy!" says the sign in the shop window
"Why? Why?" says the junk in the yard

Da-da-ya-da-da-da-da-da-ya, da-da-ya, da-da
Da-da-da-da-da, da-da

Candlesticks, building bricks, something old and new
Memories for you and me

"Buy! Buy!" says the sign in the shop window
"Why? Why?" says the junk in the yard
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can a venmo god see if address is tied to this account?
i cant make an account as it wants my card details trying to dox this guy rn
https://account.venmo.com/u/ianLayton
please and thank you
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Some Aryan drew a wholesomejak on a whiteboard at my high school(I'm 18 and a senior btw jannies)
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Take a look at this https://www.instagram.com/p/DU9eLMVlbhq/
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>I don't caaaarehaaaaiiirhaaaaair
>I really don't care hair hair hair hair
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I look like this irl AMA
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I fucking hate these people so much
>
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>judeo christian values
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Ontologically speaking, what is “wrong” about having a femdom fetish?
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I am officially an oldsoi

I joined the website when the long-dead website shut down. Since long-dead website wordfilters to long-dead website, that means I've been on this website for a "long" time.
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Nusoicacas in 2026

>wake up
>jerk off
>go on my bald men with glasses website
>post fetish bait, mlp, zelling and miss circle
>jerk off
>make the site a dnb again
>go to sleep
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>england is super cucked bro, its almost like nobody speaks english in paris
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since soyjaks are banned in 4cuck itt we make a nu stealthy "wojak" variant to quote 4cucks with
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>serverblight
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First reply decides what we must do in this thread
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ANDREW IS LIVE, COME JOIN AS SPEAKER, PANEL UP EVEN

vve r playin gartic phono later or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5fGxT9I-4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5fGxT9I-4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5fGxT9I-4Y
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Are you ready to fight in iran my go- i mean chuddie
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my best friend is setting me up with a goth girl
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Why do so many soyfails have femdom fetishes?
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Why is it when I say larp someone brings up TikTok. What’s the correlation
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ITT we sing us anthem

>oh say can you shart
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>shipping sharty staff together like a girl playing with a dollhouse
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We should send za's
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>/soy/ has 300 LESS PPH than /pol/
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what if co-opt a company or troon coded character and make them extremely muh bigoted to the point people don't want to associate with it anymore
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Pig poops on balls

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gigger spotted raving
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>yuroppors dont shart at funerald
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I never really see anybody talking about the j@rty anymore in truthfulness, the only people that do are HTSMposters ironically enough. It's a very outdated stereotype of nusois
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i thought it couldnt get worse. its not even funny to metawhine anymore
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TOO MUCH COAL ON THE LOG IM SEEING
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>Page ???
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Trvmp

What did he mean by this
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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nu 'toss
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>IS THAT HECKIN CONSUMERIST SLOP BUT FROM THE 1980S??? THAT WAS A FUCKING PARADISE!! I MUST CONSUME LOOK WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
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SOYTAN BOOBS NOW!!
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>>1
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SoyBooru post #171201SoyBooru post #171201SoyBooru post #171201
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NEVER swim in the kolyma river…….
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where the fuck is George
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janny love thread

show your love to the hot pocket loving dogs ITT
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Literally 1984

>Idiocracy was a documentary
>This is just like Andor
>We're literally living in a handmaids tale
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normalfags make gooder gems than nusoi soijakporn cuckoldgooners
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NU 4CUCK GET RAID

/x/ 42m get in an estimated 4 hours
+=remember to keep bumping this thread until it reaches really close, then we start raiding
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=x&get=42000000&chan=4chan
https://boards.4chan.org/x/
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this is hardycucks face when they see penis!
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>HOLY H*CKING CRAP
>SWEET FAUCI
>BBNO$ JUST CONDEMNED AI ART???!?!??!?!?!!!!!?!!!!!??? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! SUPPORT REAL ARTISTS!
>I SWEAR ON FAUCI’S EVOLVED APE ANCESTORS I WILL BY A SOYLENT VARIETY PACK TO CELEBRATE THIS!!! YEAH THATS IT I NEED TO ALERT MY WIFE’S BOYFRIEND
>TYRONE! TYRONE!
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>They btfod the second satrania spammer sir
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ITT post screenshots that make you want to JSID
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>Idiocracy was a documentary
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New Damien (IAS btw)
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>>>/jak/
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goyim lost
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NUSOIS…
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𝐍𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐢 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝟏𝟓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝟖 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
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What are you picking, /soy/?
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𝐍𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐢 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝟏𝟓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝟖 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
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>Yes, Hitler was known to consume and promote soy during World War II, although this was driven more by nutritional necessity and ideology than personal culinary preference.
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test
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>OH MY SCIENCE! FREE MARKET COMMUNISM!
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>The Adventures of Coach
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>nice ass nusoi *spank*
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is he safe sleazy
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🟩🟩 🟩🟩
🟩⬜️🔳⬜️🔳
🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
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>>>41989924

>It can't be a coincidence that:


>- the thrembo meme was essentially an x-files themed covid-era precursor to the six and seven memes.


>- the Ϫ (Coptic letter Djandja) is one of the 6 or 7 letters derived from Demotic Egyptian to represent sounds not found in Greek. Mosf Coptic letters are borrowed from Greek, but the Djandja in specific was borrowed from Egypt to write out the pronunciation of Egyptian places and people.


>- In some manuscripts, it may be found interchanged withϭ(Chima) or evenⲇ(Delta) due to scribal errors, or regional accents (one of the root causes of language evolution lol).


>- The Djandja is from the Coptic alphabet — which was developed specifically to translate the Bible and liturgical texts from Greek and Hebrew into their native Egyptian tongue. As such, the script itself is often viewed as a "sacred vessel" for the Word of God — and it is if you're a Christian. Literally the only language like it, and it's just for the Bible.


>- Gnostics believed the seven vowels of the Coptic/Greek alphabet corresponded to the seven planetary spheres. While Ϫ is a consonant, it was seen as a modifier of sorts that could change the vibration of the celestial sounds.


>- Because Ϫ (Djandja) and ϭ (Chima) produce sibilant or affricate sounds, they were sometimes associated with the "breath of life" or the "hiss of the serpent" (Sophia/Wisdom). In Gnostic texts like the Pistis Sophia, specific letter combinations are used as "words of power" to pass through celestial gates.


>Personally, I think it's a rabbit. I think it's Isis/Venus/Inanna/Asherah/Sophia snuck back into the most sacred language. Yeshua ben Yosef is the Sun, and she is the Moon (usagi). Together, they breathe the sacred breath of life that flows through us all.
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geeeeeeeeeg
old.reddit.com/r/chatgptcomplaints
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What are you picking, /soy/?
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>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK THIS VARIANT IS GOOD OKAY ITS GOOD ITS SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT THE WORKING GUY AND ITS ACTUALLY REALLY DEEP AND STUFF AN-
<GEEEEGGGG LOOK AT THIS FUCKING NUSOIFAIL AND HIS SHITTY WOJAK RIPOFFF GEEGGGG
>WAAAHHH FUCK YOU IM TAKING MY NUVARIANT ELSEWHERE
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>deleting boring threads that serve no meaningful discussion.
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I…
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pee is spelled the same way as 'p, how could you tell?
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>fauci please make walkable cities real
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nigga bugs bunny
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This 'log has high radiation levels
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>centrally planned bbcs
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/rnt/- Random NAS Thread

post random NAS
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 397 / I: 65

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 133 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 465 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


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You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

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