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Your mom

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>Though maybe you were looking for Yo Mama?
💗 OH MY SCIENCE SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!! 💗
💗This page features a very pretty woman💗
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MAMA MAMAAAA TURN ON COCOMELON
Your Mother
Some bitch killing someone's goldfish with wine

Your mom, also known as Joe Biden Mama, is a woman of many things, being your mom and all. Her favorite past-time is smoking cigarettes and telling you to shut the fuck up when you have a mental breakdown because you fell for the most obvious bait thread on der sharty. She is also a proud autism mom!

Facts About Your Mom[edit | edit source]

  • She cares about and loves (You)
  • She LOVES cooking you GREAT and nutritious food.
  • She LOVES your dad.
  • She is a Gem!
  • She is married to Your Dad.
  • (You) should treat her with love and respect, she cares a lot about (You) and loves (You) a lot!

^ All of these statements above are TRVTHNUKES.

Things Your Mom Likes[edit | edit source]

  • Wine
  • Smoking
  • Me
  • You (probably)
  • Your dad
  • When you do your homework instead of going on the bald men with glasses website, nusoi.
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