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INTJ Trekkie

@akiralazuli

I have left this website, permanently. This is the most toxic part of social media I have ever encountered, and I read comments on YouTube, Reddit, Pinterest, and Facebook. The majority of people here are intransigent and hate everyone who does not think exactly like them. There is no room for compromise, or context, or correction, even if the addition is factually true. And most of the outrage about things passed about can be easily disproven or at least clarified by simple research. I have done it. Anyway, please never expect to see me again, not that any of you care. Just pretend I died or something, because by the time anybody even sees this I might have.
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Inside Jokes

These all make sense in context: you had to be there

Explanations available upon request

  1. Hacka-cha, Hacka-cha *does a little kicky dance*
  2. Sebastian and the roof broom/Duct tape on a string
  3. Milo the Destroyer strikes again!
  4. You look just like the mailman
  5. That’s something you’d want to avoid, if at all possible
  6. Balance your humors
  7. *call and response animal noises*
  8. Happy marriage, or whatever…
  9. Move out, five meter spread
  10. Look at them haunches!
  11. Tuck and roll, tuck and roll
  12. The Road Trip From Hell (”do not tell a soul; we take this to the grave”)
  13. Yeehaw Junction Next Exit, “YEEEE-HAAWWW”
  14. Reid wants his pants back
  15. “I scratched the car, it’s just a dent…”
  16. Make sure to order extra steak
  17. Florida’s Turnpike, best scenery in the country
  18. “It’s licking time” “Dear God, no”
  19. If you don’t tell me, I’ll just google it
  20. 6-hour Potato Farm documentary
  21. Steve’s not very smart,is he mommy?
  22. *McDonald’s bag parachute* I’ll fwoat gentwy to the gwound
  23. Wilma took our porch (this time, it’s personal)
  24. “Propane Hall of Fame, I knew it, we would have won”
  25. *playing The Resistance* “Listen, when I was a kid I was bullied…”
  26. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
  27. Stop, can’t you see you’re distressing the dog?
  28. *Bee-Jees voice* TRAGEDY!
  29. I was born a ramblin’ man/I was born around in May
  30. *Journey voice* Na-na-na-na-na-na (”listen to the lyrics!”)
  31. “Are you even listening to me? … So then flying green monkeys came out of my ass.”
  32. “Oh joy, rapture!”
  33. Mom loves me more than you
  34. I drink your milkshake!
  35. I’m not gonna eat it, it’s got specks in it
  36. “Can you move?” “Yes I can” *starts dancing*
  37. *cockney argument*
  38. “He’s a nutsack!”
  39. Who decapitated your patient, Dr. Lecter? HOODY CEPITEJA PESHEN DUDDA LETTER
  40. “Tiny gorillas, maybe they are our army”
  41. There’s no air holes, we’re gonna run out of air…
  42. Aww, she’s our little velociraptor

Feel free to add your own

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  1. *At mention of any opposing things* "Malaria."
  2. *Lock eyes; in unison* "This is new."
  3. Airports, the airport terminal, or landing planes.
  4. "No you shut up!"
  5. "A suitcase full of camels."
  6. "Overruled."
  7. Can you count to ten properly?
  8. "How many degrees do you have?"
  9. Cat sneezes.
  10. "Murder, murder, murder!"
  11. Mike Pence in the bathroom.
  12. Cat-snake/tube-rat.
  13. Misplacing things into Alabama.
  14. "The (ambiguous) thing."
  15. *Deepest possible voice* "If you lie to the audience, I will kill you."
  16. "But is it? Is it really?"
  17. Postosuchus.
  18. Turbo waddle.
  19. "Bimboooo!"
  20. "What will you do? Send (whatever) to the International War Crimes Tribunal?"
  21. *Repeatedly exchanging, "gueh" noises*
  22. "Objectively sarcastic."
  23. "Danish-Land."
  24. "At Cornell University, [...]"
  25. "That's a stupid question!"
  26. *Aggressively slap-flailing*
  27. "Stop that horse!"
  28. *Robotic, "no."*
  29. "Tricorder readings show a high concentration of, 'bite me' in this area."
  30. "That is unfortunate."
  31. More cheese puns than you can imagine.
  32. Birthday cake on a mountain.
  33. "OOOOoorrderrr!"
  34. "BATDOG!"
  35. "Dumb guy. Dumb guy. Dumb guy. Dumb guy."
  36. "Cus-to-mer ser-vice."
  37. The most possible synonyms for, "shoe."
  38. "Lork!"
  39. Ferengi nose-touch.
  40. "Unleash your inner cow."
  41. *Musically* "Everyone's an idiot in their own way! You, and you, and mostly you, and you."
  42. *Slides foot* "Wooaaah!"
  43. "Chicken a la King!"
  44. "Take. An i-di-ot to lunch. This week."
  45. Heart-shaped chairs.
  46. Pencils.
  47. "Ding!"
  48. The JESUS billboard.
  49. "Aaahhww, Florida."
  50. "You can't get those anymore..."
  51. "Mister Tuvok... (if you're going to serve on my ship, you're going to have to learn how to appreciate a joke.")
  52. "It a cookie!"
  53. "BEEEEESSS!"
  54. "AND THIS, SPEAKS LOUDER THAN ACTIONS!"
  55. Bible references as Vine memes ([{I can provide some}]).
  56. "Potato!"
  57. The history of cumin.
  58. "I can see my glasses."
  59. A bear ate your mom at the prom.
  60. "Little Jinxy-legs." ("Not Jinxy-legs"). "Jinxy-wings." *Looks directly into eyes* "Jinxy-pox."
#This was more than I thought#But I can explain maybe most of them#Not all are with the same people#I may add more#Inside jokes
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