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NEVER swim in the kolyma river…….
NEVER swim in the kolyma river…….
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>judeo christian
>judeo christian
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>datamining niggers for valuable materials
>datamining niggers for valuable materials
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Have you ever had a nightmare that never ended?
Have you ever had a nightmare that never ended?
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Where should I go to find dominant trans women to step on my tiny white penis?
Where should I go to find dominant trans women to step on my tiny white penis?
R: 20 / I: 5
WARNING ITS ANTIMATTER DOE
POSSIBLE EPI ACCOUNT 'OX
https://www.youtube.com/@pxmpignpup/featured
epi on jewtube is getting bad doe
GEM UP THIS TROONS ACCOUNTWARNING ITS ANTIMATTER DOE
POSSIBLE EPI ACCOUNT 'OX
https://www.youtube.com/@pxmpignpup/featured
R: 0 / I: 0
>Had a huge belly laugh at this jak. Had to show it to my wife.
>Had a huge belly laugh at this jak. Had to show it to my wife.
R: 23 / I: 13
nate higgers & Co. adventures
You wake up in bed WYD?
R: 7 / I: 0
White boy summer goals
White boy summer goals
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>jannies took 6 hours to remove a post with a giant cock with embedded 'lita and 'lig
>also they took 2 hours to delete my miss circle fat fetish thread which was entirely NAS
DID YOU JUST REALISE YOU DO THIS SHIT FOR FREE? JSID ATP
>jannies took 6 hours to remove a post with a giant cock with embedded 'lita and 'lig
>also they took 2 hours to delete my miss circle fat fetish thread which was entirely NAS
DID YOU JUST REALISE YOU DO THIS SHIT FOR FREE? JSID ATP
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why are troons so incredibly ugly?
why are troons so incredibly ugly?
R: 2 / I: 0
Was at the gym today in the locker room and I saw the hugest white penis I’ve ever seen in my life. Like holy fuck, this thing was at least 12 inches long. I thought BWC was a myth, but I’ve come to terms with the fact that my pathetic tiny blak pecker could never please a woman the way that white monster could. Can anyone else relate?
Was at the gym today in the locker room and I saw the hugest white penis I’ve ever seen in my life. Like holy fuck, this thing was at least 12 inches long. I thought BWC was a myth, but I’ve come to terms with the fact that my pathetic tiny blak pecker could never please a woman the way that white monster could. Can anyone else relate?
R: 3 / I: 1
old man thread for old man discussion
old man thread for old man discussion
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ITT WE RAPE RANDOM SNCA SITES WE FIND ON THIS WEBSITE
Gem up all of their chats to make their clitties LEAK! they are all blak, trans and jewish if that matters!
https://webtiles.kicya.net/
GEMMY RAID POTENTIAL
Brought to you by the same nusoi who did the RTL raid©ITT WE RAPE RANDOM SNCA SITES WE FIND ON THIS WEBSITE
Gem up all of their chats to make their clitties LEAK! they are all blak, trans and jewish if that matters!
https://webtiles.kicya.net/
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test
test
R: 1 / I: 0
is this IRL PPPjak?
is this IRL PPPjak?
R: 1 / I: 0
>/soy/ has 300 LESS PPH than /pol/
>/soy/ has 300 LESS PPH than /pol/
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Cobblestone should show me her boobies to make all you pathetic scrotes leak teehee
Cobblestone should show me her boobies to make all you pathetic scrotes leak teehee
R: 4 / I: 0
version of this with music?
version of this with music?
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Was at the gym today in the locker room and I saw the hugest blak penis I’ve ever seen in my life. Like holy fuck, this thing was at least 12 inches long. I thought BBC was a myth, but I’ve come to terms with the fact that my pathetic white penis could never please a woman the way that monster could. Can anyone else relate?
Was at the gym today in the locker room and I saw the hugest blak penis I’ve ever seen in my life. Like holy fuck, this thing was at least 12 inches long. I thought BBC was a myth, but I’ve come to terms with the fact that my pathetic white penis could never please a woman the way that monster could. Can anyone else relate?
R: 1 / I: 1
>>>/jak/
>>>/jak/
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i automatically disagree with all cobson-pointing-at-a-fact-sign self inserters
i automatically disagree with all cobson-pointing-at-a-fact-sign self inserters
R: 1 / I: 1
Hunky, show a good Cobblestone some boobs please
Hunky, show a good Cobblestone some boobs please
R: 9 / I: 3
i want to make a bait thread on 4cuck, what should i post and what board should i do it on
>no i only want 'l on muh tranime website, newfag
i want to make a bait thread on 4cuck, what should i post and what board should i do it on
>no i only want 'l on muh tranime website, newfag
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ITT we sexualize cobblestone
ITT we sexualize cobblestone
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This just happened to me
This just happened to me
R: 1 / I: 1
Do jannies not even care if you post stuff not related to /soy/ anymore? Where’s there so much NAS no wonder this website is dead now lol
>random picrel
Do jannies not even care if you post stuff not related to /soy/ anymore? Where’s there so much NAS no wonder this website is dead now lol
>random picrel
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>400 pph during prime Amerimutt hours
>400 pph during prime Amerimutt hours
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>nice ass nusoi *spank*
>nice ass nusoi *spank*
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I know a guy who got mad at me for calling women "females" because apparently it's a heccin alt- right chicken wing dogwhistle, soyboys are still well and alive trust me
I know a guy who got mad at me for calling women "females" because apparently it's a heccin alt- right chicken wing dogwhistle, soyboys are still well and alive trust me
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I saw someone google "how many slave owners were jewish" on their laptop in class. The goyim know.
I saw someone google "how many slave owners were jewish" on their laptop in class. The goyim know.
R: 24 / I: 8
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@quote
@quote
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Is it normal to constantly break controllers over FIFA?
Is it normal to constantly break controllers over FIFA?
R: 7 / I: 3
what are your fetishes?
what are your fetishes?
R: 4 / I: 0
Why is it when I say larp someone brings up TikTok. What’s the correlation
Why is it when I say larp someone brings up TikTok. What’s the correlation
R: 5 / I: 4
o algo
o algo
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I actually shower everyday
I actually shower everyday
R: 9 / I: 1
https://www.w3schools.com/xml
XSLT
XSLT for XML is so retarded. Just don't use XML and output HTML instead of writing CSS for XML that turns it into ugly HTML.https://www.w3schools.com/xml
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Moids can't handle a single box KEK
Moids can't handle a single box KEK
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R: 15 / I: 4
In school rn, what should I do?
In school rn, what should I do?
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I took down a website by posting DNB there
I took down a website by posting DNB there
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itt we continue watching this gem
itt we continue watching this gem
R: 65 / I: 19
How do we filter the hunky spam?
How do we filter the hunky spam?
R: 20 / I: 5
Send soyjak wiki articles and i will ask grok to rate them
Send soyjak wiki articles and i will ask grok to rate them
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my best friend is setting me up with a goth girl
my best friend is setting me up with a goth girl
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There needs to be gem and coal spoiler options
There needs to be gem and coal spoiler options
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I heard that Iran had a lot of Valid Trans Xister SISAs so I was wondering if I should enlist in the US Marines so I can rape them and form a huge Tranny Harem since its a mudslime nigger country thats how it works. I am 6’4 and have an IQ of 89 and can bench almost 300 pounds and weight 230 pounds, my penis is a modest 10 inches which I know might be on the smaller side, but I think it’s good enough.
Pic rel.
I heard that Iran had a lot of Valid Trans Xister SISAs so I was wondering if I should enlist in the US Marines so I can rape them and form a huge Tranny Harem since its a mudslime nigger country thats how it works. I am 6’4 and have an IQ of 89 and can bench almost 300 pounds and weight 230 pounds, my penis is a modest 10 inches which I know might be on the smaller side, but I think it’s good enough.
Pic rel.
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is this the aryan beast behind those giga BBC bowser posts?
is this the aryan beast behind those giga BBC bowser posts?
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NewGOD questions for oldGODS thread
I remember seeing a thread like this and it was good but also I have some questions (I'm not a newGOD doebeit so I might answer some too)
NewGOD questions for oldGODS thread
I remember seeing a thread like this and it was good but also I have some questions (I'm not a newGOD doebeit so I might answer some too)
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>I like sugar, and I like tea
>But I don't like niggers…no siree!
>There's two known things that'll make me puke
>And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook!
<
>Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo…where are you?
>I's here in the woodpile…watchin' you
>Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo..e out!
>No! Cause I'm scared of the white man's a-way down South
>You know it!…cause I show it.
>Stick your black head out and I'll blow it!
<
>Mirror, mirror…on the wall
>Who is the blackest of them all?
>A man named King, and there ain't no doubt
>I like sugar, and I like tea
>But I don't like niggers…no siree!
>There's two known things that'll make me puke
>And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook!
<
>Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo…where are you?
>I's here in the woodpile…watchin' you
>Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo..e out!
>No! Cause I'm scared of the white man's a-way down South
>You know it!…cause I show it.
>Stick your black head out and I'll blow it!
<
>Mirror, mirror…on the wall
>Who is the blackest of them all?
>A man named King, and there ain't no doubt
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WHO IS THE ACTUAL DUDE
Someone please just tell me the xitter account of the dude that posted the original uncjak photo please I know it exists I swear to god I saw it and I know one of you niggers know stop fucking teasing me you are hiding this from me, I'll literally do anything just please fucking tell me who this nigger is PLEASE.
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I'm one of the top 50 editors on the 'ki
I'm one of the top 50 editors on the 'ki
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Picture with deep message. Not everyone will get it
Picture with deep message. Not everyone will get it
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ok nusoi, infront of you is a glass of "milk", it might be either from cobblestone or miss circle
just by taste alone… which is it?
if you guess correctly, you get a free gempass!
ok nusoi, infront of you is a glass of "milk", it might be either from cobblestone or miss circle
just by taste alone… which is it?
if you guess correctly, you get a free gempass!
R: 3 / I: 1
hey /soy/. do you still remember me?
hey /soy/. do you still remember me?
R: 4 / I: 2
Andrew Visser has gone live!
Send your best memes to share on stream <3
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>the only way to not be homeless in your twilight years is to have a source of passive income
>the most common way to get this is to diligently contribute to a 401k for 40 years
>millions of people buying index funds every month, like clockwork, regardless of the price
>everyone buys the s&p because it always goes up
>s&p goes up because everyone always buys it
>money consolidates into a few hypermegacap companies
>said hypermegacaps use this vast wealth (that you gave them) to buy politicians
>a datacenter appears in your back yard
>onions and corn syrup in all your food
>infinity indians arrive to replace you
The 401k and its consequences, faggots. This is boomer investing. This is boomerism at its core.
>the only way to not be homeless in your twilight years is to have a source of passive income
>the most common way to get this is to diligently contribute to a 401k for 40 years
>millions of people buying index funds every month, like clockwork, regardless of the price
>everyone buys the s&p because it always goes up
>s&p goes up because everyone always buys it
>money consolidates into a few hypermegacap companies
>said hypermegacaps use this vast wealth (that you gave them) to buy politicians
>a datacenter appears in your back yard
>onions and corn syrup in all your food
>infinity indians arrive to replace you
The 401k and its consequences, faggots. This is boomer investing. This is boomerism at its core.
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There's this baby monkey named Punch at a zoo in Japan who is famous on social media for being bullied, rejected, and beaten by other monkeys.
Is BMT going mainstream??
There's this baby monkey named Punch at a zoo in Japan who is famous on social media for being bullied, rejected, and beaten by other monkeys.
Is BMT going mainstream??
R: 2 / I: 0
I ♥️ Bibisi
I ♥️ Bibisi
R: 37 / I: 7
VIDEOS (COMMENT, LIKE AND DO WHATEVER TO MAKE THEM HAVE MORE VIEWS
https://soyjakwiki.org/Colonization_of_Nico_Nico_Douga#All_videos
UPLOAD A VIDEO TO NICONICO DOUGA
https://garage.nicovideo.jp/niconico-garage/video/videos/upload
NICONICO DOUGA RAID THREAD 3
only raid going on right now awardVIDEOS (COMMENT, LIKE AND DO WHATEVER TO MAKE THEM HAVE MORE VIEWS
https://soyjakwiki.org/Colonization_of_Nico_Nico_Douga#All_videos
UPLOAD A VIDEO TO NICONICO DOUGA
https://garage.nicovideo.jp/niconico-garage/video/videos/upload
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im trans btw
Why does Quote refer to HTSM as "he/him"? This is kinda problematic for a board that advertises itself as less cucky 4chan, after all HTSM is a subvariant of Alicia (goes by she/her)
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i thought it couldnt get worse. its not even funny to metawhine anymore
i thought it couldnt get worse. its not even funny to metawhine anymore
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>saying dsmd instead of tsmt
>saying dsmd instead of tsmt
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anyways since this is a NAS website does anybody know where I can get these TTS voices? need it for an IAS edit
anyways since this is a NAS website does anybody know where I can get these TTS voices? need it for an IAS edit
R: 2 / I: 1
Quote… Just shut it down
Quote… Just shut it down
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>ITT we sexualize cobblestone
>ITT we sexualize cobblestone
R: 2 / I: 0
WHO WANTS ME?
WHO WANTS ME?
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>If you find a bride who says "I'm le virgin, trad marriage is important to me" then that woman has had 50 cocks in her and something fucked up enough happened to make her seek the security of a nonthreatening cuck
>If you find a bride who says "I'm le virgin, trad marriage is important to me" then that woman has had 50 cocks in her and something fucked up enough happened to make her seek the security of a nonthreatening cuck
R: 4 / I: 1
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>be me
>Early twenties incel, potential MTN on a good day
>ND and extreme social recluse
>Buy tickets to a band I like a few months back
>Band is performing today
>Take an hour journey to the concert
>As soon as I arrive I feel extremely self-conscious about how I look, what I'm wearing and if I'm trying to hard to be cool. Not to mention me going there alone because I have no friends
>Remember I'm an LTN/MTN which therefore means I have a natural invisibility cloak
>Feel slightly better
>Stand in line for the merch store
>Couples are ahead of and behind me because of course they are
>As I get further into the queue, I notice the merch they got in stock kinda suck
>Devise escape plan, since I'm too far into the line to just leave
>Decide to stand over the tall the line barrier thing because I'm a little too tall to go under it
>Problem is I had to swing my leg over the barrier, which barely grazed the girl infront of me
>Gives me a confused, and annoyed look
>Awkwardly apologise and I attempt to scurry away
>Invisibility cloaked dropped, people are looking at me
>Wanttokillmyself.jpeg
>Become so embarrased I decide I just want to go home
>Go get my back and make up some bullshit about an emergency to the woman at the till I just spoke to five minutes ago
>Back on train
>And to add insult to injury, not one, not two, but THREE fucking couples sat infront of me during the train ride
God I'm such a fucking loser. Anyone else have any embarrasing stories they want to share to help me feel better?
>be me
>Early twenties incel, potential MTN on a good day
>ND and extreme social recluse
>Buy tickets to a band I like a few months back
>Band is performing today
>Take an hour journey to the concert
>As soon as I arrive I feel extremely self-conscious about how I look, what I'm wearing and if I'm trying to hard to be cool. Not to mention me going there alone because I have no friends
>Remember I'm an LTN/MTN which therefore means I have a natural invisibility cloak
>Feel slightly better
>Stand in line for the merch store
>Couples are ahead of and behind me because of course they are
>As I get further into the queue, I notice the merch they got in stock kinda suck
>Devise escape plan, since I'm too far into the line to just leave
>Decide to stand over the tall the line barrier thing because I'm a little too tall to go under it
>Problem is I had to swing my leg over the barrier, which barely grazed the girl infront of me
>Gives me a confused, and annoyed look
>Awkwardly apologise and I attempt to scurry away
>Invisibility cloaked dropped, people are looking at me
>Wanttokillmyself.jpeg
>Become so embarrased I decide I just want to go home
>Go get my back and make up some bullshit about an emergency to the woman at the till I just spoke to five minutes ago
>Back on train
>And to add insult to injury, not one, not two, but THREE fucking couples sat infront of me during the train ride
God I'm such a fucking loser. Anyone else have any embarrasing stories they want to share to help me feel better?
R: 7 / I: 0
Who'd win
R: 7 / I: 2
everytime i come to sharty after being away for a few days, i remember why was i gone in the first place
everytime i come to sharty after being away for a few days, i remember why was i gone in the first place
R: 5 / I: 4
>Classical Music for the Villains out there Epic Music
>this playlist will make you feel like a 19th century villain
>a classical mix for a prince building his empire 57 minutes
>A Playlist to feel like a "Villain" plotting his revenge. 1 hour, 6 minutes
>playlist to feel like a 19th century villain who won the war 1 hour, 2 minutes
>Best Dark Classical Music will make you feel like a 19th century villain - Mozart, Tchaikovsky… 3 hours, 6 minutes
>Classical Music that Goes HARD
>Classical Music for a Dramatic Villain Arc
>Classical Music for When You’re Slowly Going Insane 2 hours, 4 minutes
>Classical Music for When you are plotting your Revenge-#classicalmusic #violin / Violin 54 minutes
>That's Why VILLAINS Listen to Classical Music 2 hours, 35 minutes
>a 19th century classical mix for battle 38 minutes
>Classical Music for the Villains out there Epic Music
>this playlist will make you feel like a 19th century villain
>a classical mix for a prince building his empire 57 minutes
>A Playlist to feel like a "Villain" plotting his revenge. 1 hour, 6 minutes
>playlist to feel like a 19th century villain who won the war 1 hour, 2 minutes
>Best Dark Classical Music will make you feel like a 19th century villain - Mozart, Tchaikovsky… 3 hours, 6 minutes
>Classical Music that Goes HARD
>Classical Music for a Dramatic Villain Arc
>Classical Music for When You’re Slowly Going Insane 2 hours, 4 minutes
>Classical Music for When you are plotting your Revenge-#classicalmusic #violin / Violin 54 minutes
>That's Why VILLAINS Listen to Classical Music 2 hours, 35 minutes
>a 19th century classical mix for battle 38 minutes
R: 10 / I: 1
ok NIGGER
RTL (Rate the Log) 20/2/2026
ok NIGGER
R: 11 / I: 6
R: 10 / I: 2
i can deadlift 5 kg
i can deadlift 5 kg
R: 0 / I: 0
sad test
sad test
R: 4 / I: 0
anyone using the term "nusoi" is pathetic
imagine you're a fucking newfag using the newfag website full of newfags, and you're trying to cement yourself as an oldfag on the newfag website
all while subverting real oldfag culture by using some dumb corrupted term like "nusoi" instead of newfag
this entire soyjak website was built off of a jealousy towards 4chan oldfags and the fact that you'll never be one of them. you decided raids were good because old 4chan did them. you decided your worthless "culture" was somehow parallel to old 4chan culture despite it being the exact fucking opposite. you compared yourselves to old /b/ NON-STOP while simultaneously going "oh yeah, also 4chan is bad or something"
you want to be us so bad but you can't because you were born in 2010. you're no better than the foids on tiktok posting about old 4chan aesthetics, except you're dumb enough to think that using some "up and coming" imageboard makes you on par with the oldfags. you think you're one of the real big boys now.
but guess what? you're not. and you never will be. newfag. I'd say lurk moar, but no matter how much you lurk, you'll never be able to live through 4chan's golden years. cancer like you already killed it, and now you're quite literally desecrating its corpse with your irony poisoned zoomer gen alpha nonsense.
your shitty soyjak "culture" will never amount to anything. you will never be an oldfag. there will never be another website like 4chan.org.
anyone using the term "nusoi" is pathetic
imagine you're a fucking newfag using the newfag website full of newfags, and you're trying to cement yourself as an oldfag on the newfag website
all while subverting real oldfag culture by using some dumb corrupted term like "nusoi" instead of newfag
this entire soyjak website was built off of a jealousy towards 4chan oldfags and the fact that you'll never be one of them. you decided raids were good because old 4chan did them. you decided your worthless "culture" was somehow parallel to old 4chan culture despite it being the exact fucking opposite. you compared yourselves to old /b/ NON-STOP while simultaneously going "oh yeah, also 4chan is bad or something"
you want to be us so bad but you can't because you were born in 2010. you're no better than the foids on tiktok posting about old 4chan aesthetics, except you're dumb enough to think that using some "up and coming" imageboard makes you on par with the oldfags. you think you're one of the real big boys now.
but guess what? you're not. and you never will be. newfag. I'd say lurk moar, but no matter how much you lurk, you'll never be able to live through 4chan's golden years. cancer like you already killed it, and now you're quite literally desecrating its corpse with your irony poisoned zoomer gen alpha nonsense.
your shitty soyjak "culture" will never amount to anything. you will never be an oldfag. there will never be another website like 4chan.org.
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maid
maid
R: 1 / I: 0
>Learning how to code
<Asking LLMs to do it for you
>Learning how to code
<Asking LLMs to do it for you
R: 2 / I: 1
DOCTOS
DOCTOS
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since soyjaks are banned in 4cuck itt we make a nu stealthy "wojak" variant to quote 4cucks with
since soyjaks are banned in 4cuck itt we make a nu stealthy "wojak" variant to quote 4cucks with
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I was approached by a female classmate once. It was one of the few times I can remember that a girl showed interest in me. I changed schools in my 2nd year of high school and there was a day when she came to my desk to talk to me and we introduced ourselves. That's nice, right? She wanted to learn more about me! I don't know how the conversation ended, but now that I think about that, it was up to me to initiate a conversation with her next time. She introduced herself to me because she wanted to talk to me, so it was up to me to show that I was interested in talking to her.
The thing is that I didn't initiate anything. Even though I started noticing her and thinking about that girl, I never talked to her after that. I didn't even imagine talking to her; instead I just observated her and other classmates (male or female alike) while being alone, like I used to (and still usually) do. I was just too anxious to talk to people, to try and befriend them.
This all happened two years ago. I don't know back then, but today I have the fantasy of a girl who initiates things in my place. Then a girl approaching me once me sounds nice, right? Not if in the end I can't talk back to her and express some interest back, thus cultivating a relationship. Being socially anxious sucks.
I was approached by a female classmate once. It was one of the few times I can remember that a girl showed interest in me. I changed schools in my 2nd year of high school and there was a day when she came to my desk to talk to me and we introduced ourselves. That's nice, right? She wanted to learn more about me! I don't know how the conversation ended, but now that I think about that, it was up to me to initiate a conversation with her next time. She introduced herself to me because she wanted to talk to me, so it was up to me to show that I was interested in talking to her.
The thing is that I didn't initiate anything. Even though I started noticing her and thinking about that girl, I never talked to her after that. I didn't even imagine talking to her; instead I just observated her and other classmates (male or female alike) while being alone, like I used to (and still usually) do. I was just too anxious to talk to people, to try and befriend them.
This all happened two years ago. I don't know back then, but today I have the fantasy of a girl who initiates things in my place. Then a girl approaching me once me sounds nice, right? Not if in the end I can't talk back to her and express some interest back, thus cultivating a relationship. Being socially anxious sucks.
R: 0 / I: 0
>posting nas on the soyjak board
>posting nas on the soyjak board
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https://websim.com/@D71FT_K1NG/glitch-machine-byte-level-corruptor
it can generate you stuff like this, and has a corruption system, just be moderate with the aggresiveness or you can end up breaking your video
ITT we corrupt soyjaks and videos for no reason
this is the site in questionhttps://websim.com/@D71FT_K1NG/glitch-machine-byte-level-corruptor
it can generate you stuff like this, and has a corruption system, just be moderate with the aggresiveness or you can end up breaking your video
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nophono
nophono
R: 0 / I: 0
i am terrified of spontaneous combustion
i am terrified of spontaneous combustion
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>Goes on da wiki
>""Avenging"" of charlie kirk
>Clicks on the page
>Winraid, Gem
>Written like a 8chan QAnon PQTRIQT maga niggerslop
>Claims that dozens of trannies were doxed
>Looks at the actual raid
>Only 2 trannies were actually doxed by the sharty (which were public info)
>Shooter was captured and doxed by 4cuck, not the sharty
>The sharty thread had like 9 doxers and 5 derailers (who didnt agree)
>The raid basically achieved nothing
>""Winraid""
Just shut it down at this point. I'm being serious, it's not worth it anymore if we're gonna lie about the Party's achievements on the wiki. RIP to charlie, even though he was a zogbot who said retarded things he didn't deserve it but the operation was an extremely shitty mess, there are a good amount of people who disagreed with it and wikiniggers can't seem to admit it
>Goes on da wiki
>""Avenging"" of charlie kirk
>Clicks on the page
>Winraid, Gem
>Written like a 8chan QAnon PQTRIQT maga niggerslop
>Claims that dozens of trannies were doxed
>Looks at the actual raid
>Only 2 trannies were actually doxed by the sharty (which were public info)
>Shooter was captured and doxed by 4cuck, not the sharty
>The sharty thread had like 9 doxers and 5 derailers (who didnt agree)
>The raid basically achieved nothing
>""Winraid""
Just shut it down at this point. I'm being serious, it's not worth it anymore if we're gonna lie about the Party's achievements on the wiki. RIP to charlie, even though he was a zogbot who said retarded things he didn't deserve it but the operation was an extremely shitty mess, there are a good amount of people who disagreed with it and wikiniggers can't seem to admit it
R: 16 / I: 6
what if co-opt a company or troon coded character and make them extremely muh bigoted to the point people don't want to associate with it anymore
what if co-opt a company or troon coded character and make them extremely muh bigoted to the point people don't want to associate with it anymore
R: 0 / I: 0
This puzzle is ias
This puzzle is ias
R: 25 / I: 9
frog rpg thread
I finally released a playable demo of my epic vidya. Is it soycuck friendly? whaddya think?
R: 15 / I: 0
R: 17 / I: 6
I might start a Minecraft yt channel and do an Xbox 360 edition lets play. The channel would basically be like a combination between ibxtoycat and troglodyte. Would this be a gemmy idea?
I might start a Minecraft yt channel and do an Xbox 360 edition lets play. The channel would basically be like a combination between ibxtoycat and troglodyte. Would this be a gemmy idea?
R: 4 / I: 4
Obsessed chickens keep shitting up the 'log with NAD and Quack won't do anything about it. The Ducky is going to die at this rate
Obsessed chickens keep shitting up the 'log with NAD and Quack won't do anything about it. The Ducky is going to die at this rate
R: 16 / I: 3
I never really see anybody talking about the j@rty anymore in truthfulness, the only people that do are HTSMposters ironically enough. It's a very outdated stereotype of nusois
I never really see anybody talking about the j@rty anymore in truthfulness, the only people that do are HTSMposters ironically enough. It's a very outdated stereotype of nusois
R: 0 / I: 0
>standing in a wind tunnel is good for you
>standing in a wind tunnel is good for you
R: 0 / I: 0
>spamming ai gemmies so i can waste as much water
>spamming ai gemmies so i can waste as much water
R: 0 / I: 0
>nom nom nom
>nom nom nom
>nom nom nom
>nom nom nom
>nom nom nom
>nom nom nom
>nom nom nom
>nom nom nom
R: 9 / I: 1
Nigga where is the fnac 2 thread? Weren't still some VAs needed?
Nigga where is the fnac 2 thread? Weren't still some VAs needed?
R: 0 / I: 0
shiett
shiett
R: 8 / I: 5
stop putting normie memes here
stop putting normie memes here
R: 2 / I: 1
>massivejaks will never catch on
>massivejaks will never catch on
R: 5 / I: 3
Test to see if posting on /soy/ works with 4chanXT enabled
Test to see if posting on /soy/ works with 4chanXT enabled
R: 3 / I: 2
>URM ACTUALLY WE SHOULD POST MORE MULLETJAKS BECAUSE I DONT LOOK LIKE THAT
>URM ACTUALLY WE SHOULD POST MORE MULLETJAKS BECAUSE I DONT LOOK LIKE THAT
R: 12 / I: 9
BEEEEG FUCKEN BUNNEH
BEEEEG FUCKEN BUNNEH
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 10 / I: 4
Is this accelerationism
Flood /soy/ with moeshit and let the website be taken over by groypers
R: 2 / I: 0
Can't hash me
Can't hash me
R: 0 / I: 0
>be soinegro
>dreaming about black cock and having sex with the current admin
>wake up
>jerk off (based anti-gooner tho :))
>open the shitty
>DOCTOOOOOOSSS
>SOYTAN THREAD (da jardee dogwhistle) AND CORDPEDOS POSTING SMVS OF HER (BRIMSTONE)
>Spam the thread with gigacoal and single handledly double pp h
>open Twitter (fuck splinterkikes tho)
>screencap a "gemmy" thread (out of 83 today) from your timeline
>Ohhh based Froot thank you for this aryanstone that saved the shitjak.nigger oh thanks o algo brap GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>jerk off again
>check the booru
>DOCTOS
>A fuggen micropixel of drawn porn?!?!
>clitty explodes
>Spam report the post under 7 different proxies
>the post gets removed
>but you get banned for using VPNs on the 'ru
>fugg
>Obsessed braptok- I mean Warrior-P (May Allah save his soul)
>oh well, time to check the wiki
>search for the coinslot page
>jerk off to it for good measure because 'cado is gemmy
>Search the page for femjanny
>jerk off to it again
>maybe one more won't hurt
>clitty snaps in half
>…
>open discord (it's fine when I do it because it just is ok?)
>post BMT and loli porn while captioning it by saying that the shitty is so rulecucked
>my other discordxisters call me a good soiteen
>wholesomesoyjak.png
>go on the shitty again
>people are posting /qa/ culture (NAS antimatter that needs to die)
>heh, I got this.png
>start to spam directly from my slopjak folder
>all of the posts in the thread get immediately slopquoted
>A f0distpedo tells me that this site was based on /qa/ culture
>This puzzles me because the /qa/ is the tranny board to the right of /soy/
>before I start to think for myself, i get a ban page
>You WILL NOT post, promote or encourage the posting of gore, etc. nigger nigger nigger
>marge
>notice one off-color pixel in one of my slopjaks
>it's a DNB
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
>be soinegro
>dreaming about black cock and having sex with the current admin
>wake up
>jerk off (based anti-gooner tho :))
>open the shitty
>DOCTOOOOOOSSS
>SOYTAN THREAD (da jardee dogwhistle) AND CORDPEDOS POSTING SMVS OF HER (BRIMSTONE)
>Spam the thread with gigacoal and single handledly double pp h
>open Twitter (fuck splinterkikes tho)
>screencap a "gemmy" thread (out of 83 today) from your timeline
>Ohhh based Froot thank you for this aryanstone that saved the shitjak.nigger oh thanks o algo brap GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>jerk off again
>check the booru
>DOCTOS
>A fuggen micropixel of drawn porn?!?!
>clitty explodes
>Spam report the post under 7 different proxies
>the post gets removed
>but you get banned for using VPNs on the 'ru
>fugg
>Obsessed braptok- I mean Warrior-P (May Allah save his soul)
>oh well, time to check the wiki
>search for the coinslot page
>jerk off to it for good measure because 'cado is gemmy
>Search the page for femjanny
>jerk off to it again
>maybe one more won't hurt
>clitty snaps in half
>…
>open discord (it's fine when I do it because it just is ok?)
>post BMT and loli porn while captioning it by saying that the shitty is so rulecucked
>my other discordxisters call me a good soiteen
>wholesomesoyjak.png
>go on the shitty again
>people are posting /qa/ culture (NAS antimatter that needs to die)
>heh, I got this.png
>start to spam directly from my slopjak folder
>all of the posts in the thread get immediately slopquoted
>A f0distpedo tells me that this site was based on /qa/ culture
>This puzzles me because the /qa/ is the tranny board to the right of /soy/
>before I start to think for myself, i get a ban page
>You WILL NOT post, promote or encourage the posting of gore, etc. nigger nigger nigger
>marge
>notice one off-color pixel in one of my slopjaks
>it's a DNB
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
R: 2 / I: 1
I have nine cartons of Alpro soymilk in my kitchen.
I have nine cartons of Alpro soymilk in my kitchen.
R: 0 / I: 0
>legood
>legood
R: 6 / I: 3
>>>41989924
>It can't be a coincidence that:
>- the thrembo meme was essentially an x-files themed covid-era precursor to the six and seven memes.
>- the Ϫ (Coptic letter Djandja) is one of the 6 or 7 letters derived from Demotic Egyptian to represent sounds not found in Greek. Mosf Coptic letters are borrowed from Greek, but the Djandja in specific was borrowed from Egypt to write out the pronunciation of Egyptian places and people.
>- In some manuscripts, it may be found interchanged withϭ(Chima) or evenⲇ(Delta) due to scribal errors, or regional accents (one of the root causes of language evolution lol).
>- The Djandja is from the Coptic alphabet — which was developed specifically to translate the Bible and liturgical texts from Greek and Hebrew into their native Egyptian tongue. As such, the script itself is often viewed as a "sacred vessel" for the Word of God — and it is if you're a Christian. Literally the only language like it, and it's just for the Bible.
>- Gnostics believed the seven vowels of the Coptic/Greek alphabet corresponded to the seven planetary spheres. While Ϫ is a consonant, it was seen as a modifier of sorts that could change the vibration of the celestial sounds.
>- Because Ϫ (Djandja) and ϭ (Chima) produce sibilant or affricate sounds, they were sometimes associated with the "breath of life" or the "hiss of the serpent" (Sophia/Wisdom). In Gnostic texts like the Pistis Sophia, specific letter combinations are used as "words of power" to pass through celestial gates.
>Personally, I think it's a rabbit. I think it's Isis/Venus/Inanna/Asherah/Sophia snuck back into the most sacred language. Yeshua ben Yosef is the Sun, and she is the Moon (usagi). Together, they breathe the sacred breath of life that flows through us all.
>>>41989924
>It can't be a coincidence that:
>- the thrembo meme was essentially an x-files themed covid-era precursor to the six and seven memes.
>- the Ϫ (Coptic letter Djandja) is one of the 6 or 7 letters derived from Demotic Egyptian to represent sounds not found in Greek. Mosf Coptic letters are borrowed from Greek, but the Djandja in specific was borrowed from Egypt to write out the pronunciation of Egyptian places and people.
>- In some manuscripts, it may be found interchanged withϭ(Chima) or evenⲇ(Delta) due to scribal errors, or regional accents (one of the root causes of language evolution lol).
>- The Djandja is from the Coptic alphabet — which was developed specifically to translate the Bible and liturgical texts from Greek and Hebrew into their native Egyptian tongue. As such, the script itself is often viewed as a "sacred vessel" for the Word of God — and it is if you're a Christian. Literally the only language like it, and it's just for the Bible.
>- Gnostics believed the seven vowels of the Coptic/Greek alphabet corresponded to the seven planetary spheres. While Ϫ is a consonant, it was seen as a modifier of sorts that could change the vibration of the celestial sounds.
>- Because Ϫ (Djandja) and ϭ (Chima) produce sibilant or affricate sounds, they were sometimes associated with the "breath of life" or the "hiss of the serpent" (Sophia/Wisdom). In Gnostic texts like the Pistis Sophia, specific letter combinations are used as "words of power" to pass through celestial gates.
>Personally, I think it's a rabbit. I think it's Isis/Venus/Inanna/Asherah/Sophia snuck back into the most sacred language. Yeshua ben Yosef is the Sun, and she is the Moon (usagi). Together, they breathe the sacred breath of life that flows through us all.
R: 2 / I: 1
Tfw I made enchiladas for dinner
Tfw I made enchiladas for dinner
R: 8 / I: 3
The average shartycuck mindset
>be an obnoxious nigger starting SNCA conflicts on online communities
>act like the sharty is your own personal army, nobody comes to help you and you just embarass yourself
>accuse everything and everyone of being a shitskin pedo nigger tranny or something like that
>be easy to trigger despite accusing everyone of being "leaky"
>reveal embarassing details of your personal life unprompted, like how you were molested or question your gender identity
>accidentally click on IP grabber and some 14 yo mocks you because he found out you're from a third world country
>disappear forever, possibly due to ending your own life like a real life troonjak
>die like a dumb projecting nigger without ever realizing the irony in your worthless pathetic chudcel cuckold goonhitler existence
The average shartycuck mindset
>be an obnoxious nigger starting SNCA conflicts on online communities
>act like the sharty is your own personal army, nobody comes to help you and you just embarass yourself
>accuse everything and everyone of being a shitskin pedo nigger tranny or something like that
>be easy to trigger despite accusing everyone of being "leaky"
>reveal embarassing details of your personal life unprompted, like how you were molested or question your gender identity
>accidentally click on IP grabber and some 14 yo mocks you because he found out you're from a third world country
>disappear forever, possibly due to ending your own life like a real life troonjak
>die like a dumb projecting nigger without ever realizing the irony in your worthless pathetic chudcel cuckold goonhitler existence
R: 2 / I: 1
>combing all of Saturns moons together along with the most well known places in media to finally complete the fotmonster and rape the goyim
>combing all of Saturns moons together along with the most well known places in media to finally complete the fotmonster and rape the goyim
R: 2 / I: 3
R: 5 / I: 1
Ben Garrison released
Ben Garrison released
R: 3 / I: 1
raping people to death is bad
raping people to death is bad
R: 1 / I: 1
>preying on a nu dox target behind scenes because there's not enough public information available about their identity yet
>preying on a nu dox target behind scenes because there's not enough public information available about their identity yet
R: 0 / I: 0
Shoot Baldu Carps Abeer
Shoot Baldu Carps Abeer
R: 5 / I: 1
They’re calling it the biggest fail in sharty history. It got to the point where moderation had to step in and delete the post. Do you agree?
They’re calling it the biggest fail in sharty history. It got to the point where moderation had to step in and delete the post. Do you agree?
R: 52 / I: 8
i gotta choose between IT and electrical engineering by tomorrow
i initially enrolled for EE but i made very good friends in IT and i don't want to abandon them and become a chud surrounded by normgroids that i can barely interact with again, but from everything i've seen IT seems to be oversaturated and i don't want to risk my future + my math and problem solving skills are complete shit, and i feel like my friends are the only thing keeping me anchored to reality because my family is composed of ocd niggers that hate me and keep me irritated 24/7, if i were to abandon my friends i wouldn't have anyone good to interact with and i don't want to be more fed up with them than i am already, seeing them during breaks all in the other side of the building isn't enough
what do i do? i'll clarify any details if you ask
i gotta choose between IT and electrical engineering by tomorrow
i initially enrolled for EE but i made very good friends in IT and i don't want to abandon them and become a chud surrounded by normgroids that i can barely interact with again, but from everything i've seen IT seems to be oversaturated and i don't want to risk my future + my math and problem solving skills are complete shit, and i feel like my friends are the only thing keeping me anchored to reality because my family is composed of ocd niggers that hate me and keep me irritated 24/7, if i were to abandon my friends i wouldn't have anyone good to interact with and i don't want to be more fed up with them than i am already, seeing them during breaks all in the other side of the building isn't enough
what do i do? i'll clarify any details if you ask
R: 9 / I: 5
Hop on the jardee car
No arrow because we're in for a party
Hop on the jardee car
No arrow because we're in for a party
R: 1 / I: 0
>this was moots first ever apperance after selling 4chan in 2015 and nobody reported it here
https://www.theverge.com/tech/879132/moot-4chan-jeffrey-epstein-meeting-pol
>this was moots first ever apperance after selling 4chan in 2015 and nobody reported it here
https://www.theverge.com/tech/879132/moot-4chan-jeffrey-epstein-meeting-pol
R: 17 / I: 6
Take a look at this https://www.instagram.com/p/DU9eLMVlbhq/
Take a look at this https://www.instagram.com/p/DU9eLMVlbhq/
R: 11 / I: 2
This is me posting my L, hope your happy moids
It’s a really awkward story, I was over at his place and asked to use the toilet, he told me to use the bathroom down the hall, not the one right next to his room, anyway I didn't listen to him because that sounded stupid for me to have to walk all the way down the hall just to use the toilet. so I go into the toilet he told me not to use, and right next to the toilet I find a towel on the floor, weird, but not the weirdest thing, the bathroom like except for that towel was nice, clean and he even had a little bin in there too so I wasn't too concerned till I noticed a corner of the white towel was stained yellow.
Curiosity killed the cat so I picked the towel up to see just what was going on and noticed it smelt like deodorant, but still had a strong smell of piss, immediately I started putting it all together and felt disgusted I had just picked up a towel encrusted with a moids piss, WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I expect this kind of shit from patients at work, not someone I’m dating.
Immediately I walked back into his bedroom and threw the piss towel in his face and screamed at him calling him a disgusting subhuman manchild, he tried to calm me down by pathetically explaining because he has foreskin he needed a way to wipe piss off his shriveled little dick after he was done + sometimes he somehow misses while pissing and has to clean it up, eww eww eww this is why I hate moids seriously what the fuck, like apart from this he was a great guy had paid for everything on our dates and even stalking around a little bit I only saw how good he was, he paraglided and was a few years younger then me but had his life together pretty well, good photos and no forensic history.
I don't know why I stuck around to argue with him over this, somehow, I thought he would change, but this moid LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME
oh yeah, I asked why the fuck did you not use toilet paper? "errrm well when I use toilet paper it sometimes it tears off and sticks to my dick and it’s difficult to get off" apparently even pissing in the toilet accurately is hard, lol I’ve had geriatric patients without a prostate have less issues then this moid, he talked to me abt split streams and how his dick is bent and so much other shit, like this dude was autistic as fuck explaining how difficult it was to accurately piss.
I wish I had taken a photo of his pathetic piss towel to mock him with, but seriously I’m not being weird here this was a genuinely grown man acting like a teenager blaked his ass and tried to forget, but this incident got so much deeper under my skin then anything disgusting I’d seen at work, I can separate my time inside hospital and outside hospital pretty well but this felt like it blurred the lines for me, had escaped the hospital to remind me of every old moids piss I had cleaned up, I’m not heartless I have endless sympathy and love for my patients and don't pass judgement on them to maintain our therapeutic relationship but this man had forced me to touch piss without gloves on, for what?????? WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE A PISS TOWEL???
This is me posting my L, hope your happy moids
It’s a really awkward story, I was over at his place and asked to use the toilet, he told me to use the bathroom down the hall, not the one right next to his room, anyway I didn't listen to him because that sounded stupid for me to have to walk all the way down the hall just to use the toilet. so I go into the toilet he told me not to use, and right next to the toilet I find a towel on the floor, weird, but not the weirdest thing, the bathroom like except for that towel was nice, clean and he even had a little bin in there too so I wasn't too concerned till I noticed a corner of the white towel was stained yellow.
Curiosity killed the cat so I picked the towel up to see just what was going on and noticed it smelt like deodorant, but still had a strong smell of piss, immediately I started putting it all together and felt disgusted I had just picked up a towel encrusted with a moids piss, WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I expect this kind of shit from patients at work, not someone I’m dating.
Immediately I walked back into his bedroom and threw the piss towel in his face and screamed at him calling him a disgusting subhuman manchild, he tried to calm me down by pathetically explaining because he has foreskin he needed a way to wipe piss off his shriveled little dick after he was done + sometimes he somehow misses while pissing and has to clean it up, eww eww eww this is why I hate moids seriously what the fuck, like apart from this he was a great guy had paid for everything on our dates and even stalking around a little bit I only saw how good he was, he paraglided and was a few years younger then me but had his life together pretty well, good photos and no forensic history.
I don't know why I stuck around to argue with him over this, somehow, I thought he would change, but this moid LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME
oh yeah, I asked why the fuck did you not use toilet paper? "errrm well when I use toilet paper it sometimes it tears off and sticks to my dick and it’s difficult to get off" apparently even pissing in the toilet accurately is hard, lol I’ve had geriatric patients without a prostate have less issues then this moid, he talked to me abt split streams and how his dick is bent and so much other shit, like this dude was autistic as fuck explaining how difficult it was to accurately piss.
I wish I had taken a photo of his pathetic piss towel to mock him with, but seriously I’m not being weird here this was a genuinely grown man acting like a teenager blaked his ass and tried to forget, but this incident got so much deeper under my skin then anything disgusting I’d seen at work, I can separate my time inside hospital and outside hospital pretty well but this felt like it blurred the lines for me, had escaped the hospital to remind me of every old moids piss I had cleaned up, I’m not heartless I have endless sympathy and love for my patients and don't pass judgement on them to maintain our therapeutic relationship but this man had forced me to touch piss without gloves on, for what?????? WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE A PISS TOWEL???
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 12 / I: 3
>you say you have a twp, nusoi? seems big enough for me…
>you say you have a twp, nusoi? seems big enough for me…
R: 6 / I: 4
>Day in the life of HTSM:
>11:00 AM: ITZ DA FEHHGGEN JERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>11:03 AM: masturbate over the wet dream you had of being cucked, meaning you couldn't finish beforehand
>11:15 AM: eat a family-sized bag of doritos, cheetos n fritos n shiet
>11:30 AM: second breakfast; a whole loaf of bread and 5 packs of bacon
>11:32 AM: third breakfast: breakfast burrito from doordash
>11:50 AM: report doordash as stolen
>11:58 AM: order an entire McDonald's breakfast platter using the refund coupon
>12:50 AM: report it as stolen again
>1:10 PM: dusty, semen-encrusted goon machine finally boots up after turning it on last night
>1:30 PM: open up soy after 20 minutes of loading
>1:30 integral error
>1:30 PM: *BRAP*
>1:31 PM: clean cache that's 5gb of porno sites and links to counterfeit coupon sites
>1:44 PM: a light snack that consists of 3 tubs of ben and jerry's garcia icecream with the cherries removed (iz aint eatin no vegetables)
>1:49 PM: *BRAP*
>1:50 PM: finally make a post on /soy/, spam detected post discarded
>1:55 PM: change your entire message to evade some bullshit detector
>1:56 PM: banned for evading filters
>2:33 PM: finally finish up writing a janny-asskissing apology that consists of a word document because the apology wouldn't fit in the box
>2:36 PM: goon to female soyjaks on the booru
>2:36 PM: *BRRFFPAARP*
>2:36: clean up the mess by using the dead rodent, that ate some food you never cleaned up from last month and died, as a splooge spunge
>3:00 PM: goon to the new gemeralds on the jrtybooru
>3:03 PM: use some counterfeit coupons to buy a railway of subway sandwiches, no vegetables
>3:25 PM: release an 80lb shit into the trash compactor, as the toilet is already clogged up with decaying matter
>3:39 PM: *FPPFPFP*
>3:40 PM: take a rewarding nap after giving birth
>3:55 PM: Zzzzzz *BRAP* ZZZZZ *BBRRPFPFPPAPRP*
>4:09 PM: wake up from a nightmare where you were born in south sudan and not Sudan
>4:10 PM: open garage door for the delivery man
>4:20 PM: tip the delivery man 2 nickels that are fused together, after you microwaved it, thinking it'd create a dime
>4:23 PM: report the order as missing
>4:29 PM: banned for fraud fuggen jerdeee
>4:45 PM: media in your banned post finally approved
>4:46 PM: check ban, still not lifted
>4:49 PM: *BRAAAP*
>5:00 PM grab a meatball marinara sandwich too hard, which shoots all the balls down your throat
>5:01 PM: collapse from lack of air (You stood up too quickly)
>5:02 PM: the meatballs are quickly digested by the parasites living in every inch of your body
>5:09 PM: finally unbanned
>5:15 PM: make a carefully-worded comment
>5:16 PM: posted comment, no ban
>5:20 PM: smile, as the 50 commentd replying to your post is in agreement; yes, we need to rulecuck harder by banning all users that use any word that has the letter 'p
>5:30 PM: OYYYYY DOCTOOOOSSSSSSS
>5:31 PM phone your doc as you feel a tightness in your upper chest
>5:33 PM: *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>5:35 PM: cancel appointment but reschedule the other appointment for your anal tearing to Wednesday
>5:38 PM: *brapp*
>5:40 PM go for the first piss of the day
>6:50 PM: weeks of salt consumption has kept you from peeing, but you've let it all out
>6:51 PM: notice there's less blood in urine, must be a cord n shit
>7:00 PM: crack open 9 cans of root beer
>7:03 PM: goon to ta ma fart porn
>7:15 PM: neighbors threaten to phone the police if they hear my pet gorilla going sicko mode
>7:16 PM: tell the neighbor you lied about the gorilla and you just masturbate too loudly
>7:17 PM: tell your neighbor that they're obsessed and that their young daughter is EPing you
>7:20 PM: see forced snca fotm slop on soy
>7:25 PM: scream "IM AN OWL"
>7:25:03 PM: *BELCH*
>7:25:09 PM: *BRAP*
>7:45 PM: keyboard breaks after spending 20 minutes whining about the spam instead of ignoring it
>7:50 PM: spamming gets worse, it must be dem shemmee nigguhs n shiet
>8:00 PM: order from doordash this time; a mcgangbang meal, a fillet o' fish for the angry, 3-eyed animal that's living in an exposed pipe in the bathroom; 2 chocolate muffins and 5 lots of fries from kfc because you don't like McDonald's fries
>8:20 PM: change your diapey
>8:36 PM: food arrives, waiter's tipped with unused mustard packets
>8:50 PM: finally change diapey
>8:51 PM: slip over a fisher price toy you stole from a kid's play area
>8:58 PM: use enough energy to look up into a mirror leaning on the wall, see your penis for the first time since covid
>10:55 PM: get up off the floor and sit back down at your computer desk
>11:10 PM: doxx thread on fisher price
>11:20 PM: thread has no IDS, completely spammed to hell
>11:33 PM: make another raid thread
>11:45 PM: banned for secretly posting saged porn on /a/
>11:50 PM: *BRAP*
>00:00 PM: collapse through ceiling
>00:01 PM: fall asleep
>Day in the life of HTSM:
>11:00 AM: ITZ DA FEHHGGEN JERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>11:03 AM: masturbate over the wet dream you had of being cucked, meaning you couldn't finish beforehand
>11:15 AM: eat a family-sized bag of doritos, cheetos n fritos n shiet
>11:30 AM: second breakfast; a whole loaf of bread and 5 packs of bacon
>11:32 AM: third breakfast: breakfast burrito from doordash
>11:50 AM: report doordash as stolen
>11:58 AM: order an entire McDonald's breakfast platter using the refund coupon
>12:50 AM: report it as stolen again
>1:10 PM: dusty, semen-encrusted goon machine finally boots up after turning it on last night
>1:30 PM: open up soy after 20 minutes of loading
>1:30 integral error
>1:30 PM: *BRAP*
>1:31 PM: clean cache that's 5gb of porno sites and links to counterfeit coupon sites
>1:44 PM: a light snack that consists of 3 tubs of ben and jerry's garcia icecream with the cherries removed (iz aint eatin no vegetables)
>1:49 PM: *BRAP*
>1:50 PM: finally make a post on /soy/, spam detected post discarded
>1:55 PM: change your entire message to evade some bullshit detector
>1:56 PM: banned for evading filters
>2:33 PM: finally finish up writing a janny-asskissing apology that consists of a word document because the apology wouldn't fit in the box
>2:36 PM: goon to female soyjaks on the booru
>2:36 PM: *BRRFFPAARP*
>2:36: clean up the mess by using the dead rodent, that ate some food you never cleaned up from last month and died, as a splooge spunge
>3:00 PM: goon to the new gemeralds on the jrtybooru
>3:03 PM: use some counterfeit coupons to buy a railway of subway sandwiches, no vegetables
>3:25 PM: release an 80lb shit into the trash compactor, as the toilet is already clogged up with decaying matter
>3:39 PM: *FPPFPFP*
>3:40 PM: take a rewarding nap after giving birth
>3:55 PM: Zzzzzz *BRAP* ZZZZZ *BBRRPFPFPPAPRP*
>4:09 PM: wake up from a nightmare where you were born in south sudan and not Sudan
>4:10 PM: open garage door for the delivery man
>4:20 PM: tip the delivery man 2 nickels that are fused together, after you microwaved it, thinking it'd create a dime
>4:23 PM: report the order as missing
>4:29 PM: banned for fraud fuggen jerdeee
>4:45 PM: media in your banned post finally approved
>4:46 PM: check ban, still not lifted
>4:49 PM: *BRAAAP*
>5:00 PM grab a meatball marinara sandwich too hard, which shoots all the balls down your throat
>5:01 PM: collapse from lack of air (You stood up too quickly)
>5:02 PM: the meatballs are quickly digested by the parasites living in every inch of your body
>5:09 PM: finally unbanned
>5:15 PM: make a carefully-worded comment
>5:16 PM: posted comment, no ban
>5:20 PM: smile, as the 50 commentd replying to your post is in agreement; yes, we need to rulecuck harder by banning all users that use any word that has the letter 'p
>5:30 PM: OYYYYY DOCTOOOOSSSSSSS
>5:31 PM phone your doc as you feel a tightness in your upper chest
>5:33 PM: *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>5:35 PM: cancel appointment but reschedule the other appointment for your anal tearing to Wednesday
>5:38 PM: *brapp*
>5:40 PM go for the first piss of the day
>6:50 PM: weeks of salt consumption has kept you from peeing, but you've let it all out
>6:51 PM: notice there's less blood in urine, must be a cord n shit
>7:00 PM: crack open 9 cans of root beer
>7:03 PM: goon to ta ma fart porn
>7:15 PM: neighbors threaten to phone the police if they hear my pet gorilla going sicko mode
>7:16 PM: tell the neighbor you lied about the gorilla and you just masturbate too loudly
>7:17 PM: tell your neighbor that they're obsessed and that their young daughter is EPing you
>7:20 PM: see forced snca fotm slop on soy
>7:25 PM: scream "IM AN OWL"
>7:25:03 PM: *BELCH*
>7:25:09 PM: *BRAP*
>7:45 PM: keyboard breaks after spending 20 minutes whining about the spam instead of ignoring it
>7:50 PM: spamming gets worse, it must be dem shemmee nigguhs n shiet
>8:00 PM: order from doordash this time; a mcgangbang meal, a fillet o' fish for the angry, 3-eyed animal that's living in an exposed pipe in the bathroom; 2 chocolate muffins and 5 lots of fries from kfc because you don't like McDonald's fries
>8:20 PM: change your diapey
>8:36 PM: food arrives, waiter's tipped with unused mustard packets
>8:50 PM: finally change diapey
>8:51 PM: slip over a fisher price toy you stole from a kid's play area
>8:58 PM: use enough energy to look up into a mirror leaning on the wall, see your penis for the first time since covid
>10:55 PM: get up off the floor and sit back down at your computer desk
>11:10 PM: doxx thread on fisher price
>11:20 PM: thread has no IDS, completely spammed to hell
>11:33 PM: make another raid thread
>11:45 PM: banned for secretly posting saged porn on /a/
>11:50 PM: *BRAP*
>00:00 PM: collapse through ceiling
>00:01 PM: fall asleep
R: 9 / I: 2
/pol/ has higher pph JSID
/pol/ has higher pph JSID
R: 8 / I: 2
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Women of the sharty, has a scrote ever sexualized you against your will?
Women of the sharty, has a scrote ever sexualized you against your will?
R: 1 / I: 1
gooning to bbc
gooning to bbc
R: 3 / I: 2
I need a spanking
I need a spanking
R: 1 / I: 1
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R: 0 / I: 0
>Can't do shit alaswintchat ChatGPT aktrd
>Can't do shit alaswintchat ChatGPT aktrd
R: 3 / I: 0
hello /soy/
hello /soy/
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 5 / I: 1
female soyjaks (soytan, female cobson, cobbess) are
female soyjaks (soytan, female cobson, cobbess) are
R: 5 / I: 0
how would a hyper twink soi machine look like?
>, how could you tell?
how would a hyper twink soi machine look like?
>, how could you tell?
R: 1 / I: 1
>shutting it down before quote can
>shutting it down before quote can
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 20 / I: 10
>ohio_cat.mp4
>ohio_cat.mp4
R: 16 / I: 18
/rnt/- Random NAS Thread
post random NASR: 7 / I: 2
R: 3 / I: 1
>how do I let women know that I am not a moid that rapes women or is a pedophile and that I am actually part of the chill ones
>how do I let women know that I am not a moid that rapes women or is a pedophile and that I am actually part of the chill ones
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 5 / I: 0
itt we post only Sally Acorn
itt we post only Sally Acorn
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 3
Gigachad racing
Gigachad racing
R: 0 / I: 0
>fidget spinners
>fidget spinners
R: 143 / I: 66
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 0 / I: 0
New gif award
New gif award
R: 8 / I: 1
Despite calling themselves "anti-porn and EPI" they sure do post pornography on their board to "bait" eachother, makes you think
Despite calling themselves "anti-porn and EPI" they sure do post pornography on their board to "bait" eachother, makes you think
R: 28 / I: 7
ITT: We discuss hypothetical future plans to expand upon and continue Operation Impish Resolve
<wordswordswords
Back in December, I went to (((Disney World))) to gem it up by taking photos of Pushup Impjak at various spots across the park. I also highly encouraged for others to go to different theme parks and/or famous landmarks and gem them up with 'jakeralds. Where to next, soyGODS?
>'ki page: https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Impish_Resolve
Operation Impish Resolve Discussion 'read
ATTENTION GRABBING TEXTITT: We discuss hypothetical future plans to expand upon and continue Operation Impish Resolve
<wordswordswords
Back in December, I went to (((Disney World))) to gem it up by taking photos of Pushup Impjak at various spots across the park. I also highly encouraged for others to go to different theme parks and/or famous landmarks and gem them up with 'jakeralds. Where to next, soyGODS?
>'ki page: https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Impish_Resolve
R: 8 / I: 2
theorical nu raiding meta: jeetnvkes
after successfully 'oxing someone's name and phone number, search for obvious tech service scam websites and tell the 'jeets working there via chat to call the phone number and shout the full name of the 'oxing victim (with the excuse that "your phone doesn't work that well") for extra gegs
theorical nu raiding meta: jeetnvkes
after successfully 'oxing someone's name and phone number, search for obvious tech service scam websites and tell the 'jeets working there via chat to call the phone number and shout the full name of the 'oxing victim (with the excuse that "your phone doesn't work that well") for extra gegs
R: 3 / I: 0
R: 8 / I: 2
>xe really thinks that chud is an effective insult and isn't just used ironically by chuds themselves
>xe really thinks that chud is an effective insult and isn't just used ironically by chuds themselves
R: 2 / I: 3
video game music thread
video game music thread
R: 15 / I: 17
itt we post evilson gems
itt we post evilson gems
R: 5 / I: 0
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R: 4 / I: 1
>trans le bad loli le good
can somebody dox the whole gacha grail group?
can somebody raid gacha grail?
i am sick and tired of these shitty subhumans to say>trans le bad loli le good
can somebody dox the whole gacha grail group?
R: 4 / I: 1
new idea: taxNVKE
you know trannies who do commissions? chances are they don't report that money to the irs and just use paypal for transactions. you can snitch and get them in trouble with the authorities.
new idea: taxNVKE
you know trannies who do commissions? chances are they don't report that money to the irs and just use paypal for transactions. you can snitch and get them in trouble with the authorities.
R: 7 / I: 1
who would you rather fuck? both of them have gotten bottom surgery
who would you rather fuck? both of them have gotten bottom surgery
R: 5 / I: 0
And what will happen after that?
darius
what will darius do after the 15th grade? No college is going to take him, no jobs will hire him, his mom is going to have to sustain him for the rest of her life.And what will happen after that?
R: 4 / I: 5
Gemmy BBW femjak fem gapejak
Gemmy BBW femjak fem gapejak
R: 122 / I: 22
+=remember to keep bumping this thread until it reaches really close, then we start raiding
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=x&get=42000000&chan=4chan
https://boards.4chan.org/x/
NU 4CUCK GET RAID
/x/ 42m get in an estimated 4 hours+=remember to keep bumping this thread until it reaches really close, then we start raiding
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=x&get=42000000&chan=4chan
https://boards.4chan.org/x/
R: 14 / I: 9
>you have some nice hair nusoi… *sniiiffffff…* fuucckkkkkk…
>you have some nice hair nusoi… *sniiiffffff…* fuucckkkkkk…
R: 8 / I: 2
>blowing things out of proportion
>the great crisis of february 2026
>blowing things out of proportion
>the great crisis of february 2026
R: 40 / I: 11
R: 23 / I: 7
2hu wabag
2hu wabag
R: 1 / I: 0
Can a giga fly?
Can a giga fly?
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
Eviscerate sandniggers
Eviscerate sandniggers
R: 32 / I: 2
he has phone verification required for his chat, so have to get creative with it and be wary of mods.
he has a lot of troll channels clipping his streams and making him seethe would be very easy and very geg-worthy.
https://www.twitch.tv/idubbbz
goal: make idubbbz seethe, which is extremely easy. demoralize in his chat
operation: ragebait idubbbz
idubbbz streaming now get in boyshe has phone verification required for his chat, so have to get creative with it and be wary of mods.
he has a lot of troll channels clipping his streams and making him seethe would be very easy and very geg-worthy.
https://www.twitch.tv/idubbbz
goal: make idubbbz seethe, which is extremely easy. demoralize in his chat
R: 4 / I: 1
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, NUSOI
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, NUSOI
R: 3 / I: 0
>I'm thankful to have been born with a completely unremarkable penis
>I'm thankful to have been born with a completely unremarkable penis
R: 6 / I: 1
R: 3 / I: 0
>THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME BULG-
>dafuq MAAANN THIS MOTHERFUCKER CARDBOARD
<THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME, YOU SHITSKIN PEDO!?
>FUUUAAAHHCCKKKM
>THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME BULG-
>dafuq MAAANN THIS MOTHERFUCKER CARDBOARD
<THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME, YOU SHITSKIN PEDO!?
>FUUUAAAHHCCKKKM
R: 12 / I: 3
Just picked up 2 9.5% abv tallboys from the gas station who else is drinking with me
Just picked up 2 9.5% abv tallboys from the gas station who else is drinking with me
R: 7 / I: 0
Wiki article ideas
>
Wiki article ideas
>
R: 248 / I: 142
Things to note:
- i WILL NOT destroy the whole world
WORLDBOX THREAD 2
This is where we left off last timeThings to note:
- i WILL NOT destroy the whole world
R: 9 / I: 2
https://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/41989732
>schizo rant about 'jaks being demonic
geg im trans btw
https://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/41989732
>schizo rant about 'jaks being demonic
geg im trans btw
R: 71 / I: 12
new member
I am a new member of the sharty, what do i do?
R: 8 / I: 1
Why do soyniggers leak every time they see anime? Is it genetic?
Why do soyniggers leak every time they see anime? Is it genetic?
R: 0 / I: 0
>arrow so i don't look like that
>arrow so i don't look like that
R: 15 / I: 2
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>Official Statement from H.S.H. Prince Albert II
>Principality of Monaco
>20 February 2026
<[MONACO SPACE]
>The Sovereign Prince has taken note with grave concern of the content disseminated on the website known as “soyjak.party”.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>This platform has repeatedly hosted and promoted material that is explicitly transphobic, dehumanising and intended to incite hatred and contempt toward transgender persons. Furthermore, users of the site have created and circulated racist edits depicting His Serene Highness as a black man in a derogatory and mocking manner, perpetuating harmful racial stereotypes. In addition, threads on the platform have openly discussed plans to “colonize” the Principality of Monaco, treating our sovereign nation as a target for online harassment and absurd fantasies of takeover.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Such content stands in direct contradiction to the values of respect, dignity, inclusion and sovereignty that the Principality of Monaco has long defended, both within our borders and in our international commitments.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>After consultation with the Department of the Interior, the Directorate of Digital Affairs and the relevant judicial authorities, His Serene Highness has decided as follows:
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Effective immediately, access to the domains soyjak.party, soyjak.st, and all associated websites, mirrors and proxies whose principal purpose is to replicate or continue the dissemination of its content is officially blocke* throughout the territory of the Principality of Monaco.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Internet service providers operating in Monaco are required to implement technical measures to prevent access to these addresses. Any attempt to circumvent these restrictions for the purpose of distributing prohibited hateful content may give rise to penal proceedings in accordance with Monegasque law.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>The Principality reaffirms its commitment to combat all forms of discrimination, racism, online hatred and threats to our national sovereignty, while preserving freedom of expression within the limits imposed by public order, the rights of others and human dignity.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Done at the Prince’s Palace, Monaco, this 20th day of February 2026.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Albert
>By the Prince,
>The Minister of State
>Official Statement from H.S.H. Prince Albert II
>Principality of Monaco
>20 February 2026
<[MONACO SPACE]
>The Sovereign Prince has taken note with grave concern of the content disseminated on the website known as “soyjak.party”.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>This platform has repeatedly hosted and promoted material that is explicitly transphobic, dehumanising and intended to incite hatred and contempt toward transgender persons. Furthermore, users of the site have created and circulated racist edits depicting His Serene Highness as a black man in a derogatory and mocking manner, perpetuating harmful racial stereotypes. In addition, threads on the platform have openly discussed plans to “colonize” the Principality of Monaco, treating our sovereign nation as a target for online harassment and absurd fantasies of takeover.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Such content stands in direct contradiction to the values of respect, dignity, inclusion and sovereignty that the Principality of Monaco has long defended, both within our borders and in our international commitments.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>After consultation with the Department of the Interior, the Directorate of Digital Affairs and the relevant judicial authorities, His Serene Highness has decided as follows:
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Effective immediately, access to the domains soyjak.party, soyjak.st, and all associated websites, mirrors and proxies whose principal purpose is to replicate or continue the dissemination of its content is officially blocke* throughout the territory of the Principality of Monaco.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Internet service providers operating in Monaco are required to implement technical measures to prevent access to these addresses. Any attempt to circumvent these restrictions for the purpose of distributing prohibited hateful content may give rise to penal proceedings in accordance with Monegasque law.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>The Principality reaffirms its commitment to combat all forms of discrimination, racism, online hatred and threats to our national sovereignty, while preserving freedom of expression within the limits imposed by public order, the rights of others and human dignity.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Done at the Prince’s Palace, Monaco, this 20th day of February 2026.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Albert
>By the Prince,
>The Minister of State
R: 17 / I: 8
>ban html
>ban html
R: 0 / I: 0
heh don't be jealous bro
heh don't be jealous bro
R: 13 / I: 2
>writing o algo after your post for no reason
>writing o algo after your post for no reason
R: 12 / I: 11
>WAAAH WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAH
>WAAAH WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAH
R: 5 / I: 1
>'o 'e or 'ot 'o 'e, 'at is the 'stion:
>'ther 'tis 'bler in the 'ind 'o 'ffer
>the 'ngs 'nd 'rrows of 'rageous 'tune
>or 'o 'ake 'rms 'gainst a 'ea of 'bles
>'nd by 'pposing end 'em, 'o 'ie, 'o 'eep
>no 'ore, 'nd by a 'eep 'o 'ay we end
>the 'art-ache 'nd the 'sand 'tural 'ocks
>'at 'esh is 'eir 'o: 'tis a 'summation
>'voutly 'o 'e 'ish'd.
>'o 'e or 'ot 'o 'e, 'at is the 'stion:
>'ther 'tis 'bler in the 'ind 'o 'ffer
>the 'ngs 'nd 'rrows of 'rageous 'tune
>or 'o 'ake 'rms 'gainst a 'ea of 'bles
>'nd by 'pposing end 'em, 'o 'ie, 'o 'eep
>no 'ore, 'nd by a 'eep 'o 'ay we end
>the 'art-ache 'nd the 'sand 'tural 'ocks
>'at 'esh is 'eir 'o: 'tis a 'summation
>'voutly 'o 'e 'ish'd.
R: 106 / I: 41
FemboyEngineering is insane pedotroon EPI nigger doing cannons from bottles like 2016 DYI raisin to attract cacas.
>why?
Generate some seethe and hopefully send rapeson to xer house.
PLQN:
1. Datamine socials and get his old usernames, for example with wayback machine/google dorking.
2. Get personal information from breach data, snopes it.
3. Get his addy and send 67 'zas.
Finland has good privacy laws, so there's not a big chance we can find his addy. In that case, our secondary goal is finding xis real name and old pictures, back from when xe wasn't a troon, and shame him, any info we discover in the process is applicable.
First glance info:
Socials:
https://www.youtube.com/@Femboy_Engineering
ko-fi.com/femboy_engineering (or however troon kofi is advertised)
https://www.instagram.com/femboy_engineering/
JewTube account based in Finland. <-if you're binnish then you VILL join the raid.
Muh personal army, ON FORWARD!!!
TroonEngineering raid
>who?FemboyEngineering is insane pedotroon EPI nigger doing cannons from bottles like 2016 DYI raisin to attract cacas.
>why?
Generate some seethe and hopefully send rapeson to xer house.
PLQN:
1. Datamine socials and get his old usernames, for example with wayback machine/google dorking.
2. Get personal information from breach data, snopes it.
3. Get his addy and send 67 'zas.
Finland has good privacy laws, so there's not a big chance we can find his addy. In that case, our secondary goal is finding xis real name and old pictures, back from when xe wasn't a troon, and shame him, any info we discover in the process is applicable.
First glance info:
Socials:
https://www.youtube.com/@Femboy_Engineering
ko-fi.com/femboy_engineering (or however troon kofi is advertised)
https://www.instagram.com/femboy_engineering/
JewTube account based in Finland. <-if you're binnish then you VILL join the raid.
Muh personal army, ON FORWARD!!!
R: 12 / I: 1
Nu 'toss
Nu 'toss
R: 2 / I: 0
add nameroll that adds a random emoji to your post
add nameroll that adds a random emoji to your post
R: 9 / I: 2
do you guys like my drawing of our wives?
do you guys like my drawing of our wives?
R: 2 / I: 1
>In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist, but in here… I am Falcorn, Defender of the Alliance. I've braved the Fargodeep mine, defeated the Bloodfish at Jarod's Landing an-ACK
>In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist, but in here… I am Falcorn, Defender of the Alliance. I've braved the Fargodeep mine, defeated the Bloodfish at Jarod's Landing an-ACK
R: 2 / I: 1
are you scared of spiders?
are you scared of spiders?
R: 13 / I: 2
fuggen jerdee
fuggen jerdee 
R: 4 / I: 2
Please fill out the captcha's text field.
Please fill out the captcha's text field.
R: 0 / I: 0
another day when i come onto this site to see how are mine dudes are doing on this wholesome (sometimes) soyjak board
another day when i come onto this site to see how are mine dudes are doing on this wholesome (sometimes) soyjak board
R: 1 / I: 1
Cute Girls are my kryptonite.
Cute Girls are my kryptonite.
R: 3 / I: 0
just got the 42 million GET on 4cuck /x/ today ama
>
just got the 42 million GET on 4cuck /x/ today ama
>
R: 5 / I: 3
no, your epstein jokes aren't funny
no, your diddy jokes aren't funny
no, your 9/11 jokes aren't funny
no, your israel jokes aren't funny
no, your rape jokes aren't funny
no, your school shooting jokes aren't funny
not everything is a fucking joke!!!
no, your epstein jokes aren't funny
no, your diddy jokes aren't funny
no, your 9/11 jokes aren't funny
no, your israel jokes aren't funny
no, your rape jokes aren't funny
no, your school shooting jokes aren't funny
not everything is a fucking joke!!!
R: 2 / I: 0
I was taking a nap, why is /soy/ so upset? What happened?
I was taking a nap, why is /soy/ so upset? What happened?
R: 3 / I: 0
<NATE. STOP BEING A SELFISH LITTLE SHIT AND SHARE THE COMPUTER WITH YOUR BROTHER
>sure thing dad (whatever, he's just a dumb baby, what's the worst that could happen
<old bro got turned into speed before gta 6 🥀🥀
>SHIT SHIT SHIT HE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE HTSMs FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
<NATE. STOP BEING A SELFISH LITTLE SHIT AND SHARE THE COMPUTER WITH YOUR BROTHER
>sure thing dad (whatever, he's just a dumb baby, what's the worst that could happen
<old bro got turned into speed before gta 6 🥀🥀
>SHIT SHIT SHIT HE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE HTSMs FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
R: 2 / I: 0
Whenever you want to bitch about the 'log just look at old /qa/ archives, we have it pretty good actually
Whenever you want to bitch about the 'log just look at old /qa/ archives, we have it pretty good actually
R: 0 / I: 0
I asked GEMini to explain the legislative branch using soyspeak
Listen up, anon. You’re trying to understand Article I of the Constitution, but your attention span is cooked from scrolling the 'log.
1. The Dual-Thread System (Bicameralism)
The Great Compromise was the original "gem." To stop the big states from "mogging" the small ones, they split the legislature into two boards.
The House of Representatives (The NAS Chamber)
* Vibe: Total chaos. High-frequency posting. This is where the "passions of the people" (the soy-rage) are felt most.
* The Stats: 435 members. It’s "total population death" for small states here.
* Terms: 2 years. They are constantly "rent-free" in their constituents' heads because they’re always up for re-election.
* The Power: They have the "Power of the Purse." All revenue bills must start here. They also initiate impeachment (voting that a President is "total coal").
The Senate (The IAS Chamber)
* Vibe: Slow, elite, and "Incredibly Always Sneed" (IAS). It was designed to be the "cooling saucer" to stop the House from posting too much brimstone.
* The Stats: 100 members (2 per state). Small states are "ascended" here.
* Terms: 6 years. They don't care about your "chud-rage" because they’re in for the long haul.
* The Power: "Advice and Consent." They confirm the President’s mods (Cabinet/Judges) and treaties. They also hold the trial to decide if it’s actually "over" for the President.
2. The Jannies (Leadership)
You can’t run a thread without mods.
* Speaker of the House: The ultimate admin. They decide which bills are "gems" and which are "dust." If they don't like you, your bill gets "pigeonholed" (the legislative equivalent of a ban).
* Whips: These are the "power-mods" who make sure everyone in the party posts the same "copypasta" (votes the same way).
* The Rules Committee: Only in the House. They act as the "spam filter," deciding how long a bill can be debated and if "edits" (amendments) are allowed.
3. Sorting Gems from Coal (How a Bill Becomes Law)
95% of bills are "total brimstone" and die in committee.
* Introduction: A member posts a bill to the board.
* Committee Phase: The bill gets "pilled" or "debunked." Most are "pigeonholed"—meaning they are left to rot in the archives.
* Floor Debate: * House: Strict time limits. No "effort-posting."
* Senate: The Filibuster. This is where a Senator posts a "wall of text" to stop a vote. You need 60 votes for Cloture to make them shut up.
* The President: * Signs: The bill is "Ascended."
* Veto: "The West has fallen." The bill is sent back. Congress can override with 2/3 (The ultimate "No U").
4. Gerrymandering (Border Gore)
Every 10 years, after the Census, states redraw their district maps. This leads to "aesthetic border gore."
* Packing: Putting all the "soy" voters in one district so they only get one seat.
* Cracking: Spreading them out so they can never "mog" the majority.
* Baker v. Carr: The court ruled that "one man, one vote" is a "gem." Districts must be equal in population.
* Shaw v. Reno: Ruled that "race-based border gore" is "coal" (unconstitutional).
5. The Elastic Clause (The "Sneed" Clause)
The Constitution gives Congress Enumerated Powers (the stuff explicitly written, like coining money). But the "Necessary and Proper Clause" is the ultimate "hidden gem." It allows Congress to stretch its power to do anything "necessary."
> "It's not in the Constitution!"
> "I'm stretching my power."
> "SNEED!"
>
This was confirmed in McCulloch v. Maryland, which basically said federal law "mogs" state law (Supremacy Clause).
I asked GEMini to explain the legislative branch using soyspeak
Listen up, anon. You’re trying to understand Article I of the Constitution, but your attention span is cooked from scrolling the 'log.
1. The Dual-Thread System (Bicameralism)
The Great Compromise was the original "gem." To stop the big states from "mogging" the small ones, they split the legislature into two boards.
The House of Representatives (The NAS Chamber)
* Vibe: Total chaos. High-frequency posting. This is where the "passions of the people" (the soy-rage) are felt most.
* The Stats: 435 members. It’s "total population death" for small states here.
* Terms: 2 years. They are constantly "rent-free" in their constituents' heads because they’re always up for re-election.
* The Power: They have the "Power of the Purse." All revenue bills must start here. They also initiate impeachment (voting that a President is "total coal").
The Senate (The IAS Chamber)
* Vibe: Slow, elite, and "Incredibly Always Sneed" (IAS). It was designed to be the "cooling saucer" to stop the House from posting too much brimstone.
* The Stats: 100 members (2 per state). Small states are "ascended" here.
* Terms: 6 years. They don't care about your "chud-rage" because they’re in for the long haul.
* The Power: "Advice and Consent." They confirm the President’s mods (Cabinet/Judges) and treaties. They also hold the trial to decide if it’s actually "over" for the President.
2. The Jannies (Leadership)
You can’t run a thread without mods.
* Speaker of the House: The ultimate admin. They decide which bills are "gems" and which are "dust." If they don't like you, your bill gets "pigeonholed" (the legislative equivalent of a ban).
* Whips: These are the "power-mods" who make sure everyone in the party posts the same "copypasta" (votes the same way).
* The Rules Committee: Only in the House. They act as the "spam filter," deciding how long a bill can be debated and if "edits" (amendments) are allowed.
3. Sorting Gems from Coal (How a Bill Becomes Law)
95% of bills are "total brimstone" and die in committee.
* Introduction: A member posts a bill to the board.
* Committee Phase: The bill gets "pilled" or "debunked." Most are "pigeonholed"—meaning they are left to rot in the archives.
* Floor Debate: * House: Strict time limits. No "effort-posting."
* Senate: The Filibuster. This is where a Senator posts a "wall of text" to stop a vote. You need 60 votes for Cloture to make them shut up.
* The President: * Signs: The bill is "Ascended."
* Veto: "The West has fallen." The bill is sent back. Congress can override with 2/3 (The ultimate "No U").
4. Gerrymandering (Border Gore)
Every 10 years, after the Census, states redraw their district maps. This leads to "aesthetic border gore."
* Packing: Putting all the "soy" voters in one district so they only get one seat.
* Cracking: Spreading them out so they can never "mog" the majority.
* Baker v. Carr: The court ruled that "one man, one vote" is a "gem." Districts must be equal in population.
* Shaw v. Reno: Ruled that "race-based border gore" is "coal" (unconstitutional).
5. The Elastic Clause (The "Sneed" Clause)
The Constitution gives Congress Enumerated Powers (the stuff explicitly written, like coining money). But the "Necessary and Proper Clause" is the ultimate "hidden gem." It allows Congress to stretch its power to do anything "necessary."
> "It's not in the Constitution!"
> "I'm stretching my power."
> "SNEED!"
>
This was confirmed in McCulloch v. Maryland, which basically said federal law "mogs" state law (Supremacy Clause).
R: 2 / I: 1
>#🇯🇵Japan is turning footsteps into electricity!
>#🇯🇵Japan is turning footsteps into electricity!
R: 9 / I: 4
>the antagonist is literally kuz
>comes from other spirit-god appealing family (kolyma.net)
>summon demons -from kolyma 'cord
>tries to summon soypocalipse
>did 'p (or something with his sister)
>vanishes after finding a foid
>the antagonist is literally kuz
>comes from other spirit-god appealing family (kolyma.net)
>summon demons -from kolyma 'cord
>tries to summon soypocalipse
>did 'p (or something with his sister)
>vanishes after finding a foid
R: 4 / I: 2
>heh, take that soicuckz! now u cant make fun of my shit country anymore!
>heh, take that soicuckz! now u cant make fun of my shit country anymore!
R: 4 / I: 2
Ban HTSM
Ban HTSM
R: 8 / I: 3
Nusubvariant dropped
Nusubvariant dropped
R: 3 / I: 0
>being such a DNB of a country that your prince leaks so hard at baitposts on snarky snappy that xe blocks the site
>being such a DNB of a country that your prince leaks so hard at baitposts on snarky snappy that xe blocks the site
R: 6 / I: 5
>SNCA
toby fox has done irreparable damage to thrembillions of cacas
>SNCA
toby fox has done irreparable damage to thrembillions of cacas
R: 2 / I: 0
Check em
Check em
R: 16 / I: 3
Any updates on the nusoi imageboard software?
Any updates on the nusoi imageboard software?
R: 2 / I: 2
>gigachad_futa.png is not real take your fucking med-
>gigachad_futa.png is not real take your fucking med-
R: 5 / I: 2
What's up niggers, it's Kliksjak. Remember to shift+click threads you don't like on the catty.
What's up niggers, it's Kliksjak. Remember to shift+click threads you don't like on the catty.
R: 0 / I: 0
Fucking long-dead website
Fucking long-dead website
R: 3 / I: 1
itt we make new hunkies
itt we make new hunkies
R: 1 / I: 0
>gooning to the thought of the fuggen jardeee
>gooning to the thought of the fuggen jardeee
R: 11 / I: 1
R: 38 / I: 15
Ohnononononono DNB haters not like this
Ohnononononono DNB haters not like this
R: 6 / I: 3
>*Teleports behind you*
>*Steals your genes*
>Wider than you ahmed
what would you do
>*Teleports behind you*
>*Steals your genes*
>Wider than you ahmed
what would you do
R: 7 / I: 3
“Why do we and the Pharisees fast much,
but your disciples do not fast?”
Jesus answered them, “Can the wedding guests mourn
as long as the bridegroom is with them?
The days will come when the bridegroom is taken away from them,
and then they will fast.”
Matthew 9:14-15
St. Francisco Marto and St. Jacinta Marto, ora pro nobis.
Daily Lenten Gospel - Day 3
The disciples of John approached Jesus and said,“Why do we and the Pharisees fast much,
but your disciples do not fast?”
Jesus answered them, “Can the wedding guests mourn
as long as the bridegroom is with them?
The days will come when the bridegroom is taken away from them,
and then they will fast.”
Matthew 9:14-15
St. Francisco Marto and St. Jacinta Marto, ora pro nobis.
R: 18 / I: 6
Well, can (You) handle this?
Could /soy/ handle fighting 10 kids simultaneously?
Well, can (You) handle this?
R: 15 / I: 13
>fuggen bran1ggers stealin' my heckin' gemmy soy woahjaque 2018 maymay templates mayne
>fuggen bran1ggers stealin' my heckin' gemmy soy woahjaque 2018 maymay templates mayne
R: 1 / I: 0
old toss
old toss
R: 4 / I: 2
>inageboard culture
>inageboard culture
R: 2 / I: 1
>gigapenguin
>gigapenguin
R: 22 / I: 8
I'm a nusoi who just joined the sharty, what am I in for?
I'm a nusoi who just joined the sharty, what am I in for?
R: 6 / I: 2
@Grok generate Miss Circle with SMALL breasts
@Grok generate Miss Circle with SMALL breasts
R: 0 / I: 0
don't act like it ain't swedey
don't act like it ain't swedey
R: 1 / I: 0
Im at work taking a brake right now. I crave the leftover pizza in my fridge, but I feel sad knowing that I won't be able to eat it until the evening.
Im at work taking a brake right now. I crave the leftover pizza in my fridge, but I feel sad knowing that I won't be able to eat it until the evening.
R: 21 / I: 22
hand drawn 'aks thread bc the one in /pol is dead lmao
hand drawn 'aks thread bc the one in /pol is dead lmao
R: 61 / I: 10
They deleted the archived frankie fey dox thread
They deleted the archived frankie fey dox thread
R: 16 / I: 3
R: 0 / I: 0
>phased, bothered, not in my lane, floundering
>phased, bothered, not in my lane, floundering
R: 4 / I: 0
Wait do jannies ACTUALY clean up nas threads? What happened
Wait do jannies ACTUALY clean up nas threads? What happened
R: 7 / I: 1
I still care about you after all these years…
I still care about you after all these years…
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
>pushing bricks on the block
>pushing bricks on the block
R: 27 / I: 8
stoned ass fuck ask me anyhying
stoned ass fuck ask me anyhying
R: 0 / I: 0
Does anyone want to play recroom with me
we can do funny raids and stuff
Recroom is like VRchat but more like 'blox and it has moderation that works, it's playable on PC and android doebeit
https://store.steampowered.com/app/471710/Rec_Room/
Does anyone want to play recroom with me
we can do funny raids and stuff
Recroom is like VRchat but more like 'blox and it has moderation that works, it's playable on PC and android doebeit
https://store.steampowered.com/app/471710/Rec_Room/
R: 5 / I: 3
Users of all levels are welcome to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share experiences.
* Please be civil, notice the "Friendly" in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread *
Before asking for help, please check our list of resources.
If you would like to try out GNU/Linux you can do one of the following:
0) Install a GNU/Linux distribution of your choice in a Virtual Machine.
1) Install a GNU/Linux distribution of your choice on bare metal and run your previous OS in a Virtual Machine.
2) Use a live image and to boot directly into the GNU/Linux distribution without installing anything.
3) Go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux.
Resources: Please spend at least a minute to check a web search engine with your question.
Many free software projects have active mailing lists.
Users of all levels are welcome to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share experiences.
* Please be civil, notice the "Friendly" in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread *
Before asking for help, please check our list of resources.
If you would like to try out GNU/Linux you can do one of the following:
0) Install a GNU/Linux distribution of your choice in a Virtual Machine.
1) Install a GNU/Linux distribution of your choice on bare metal and run your previous OS in a Virtual Machine.
2) Use a live image and to boot directly into the GNU/Linux distribution without installing anything.
3) Go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux.
Resources: Please spend at least a minute to check a web search engine with your question.
Many free software projects have active mailing lists.
R: 2 / I: 0
>The Aryan nameroll does NOT append "im aryan btw" to your post.
>The Aryan nameroll does NOT append "im aryan btw" to your post.
R: 14 / I: 5
I want to work on my sharty OC effortstone but I got distracted again and posted on /soy/ for 4 hours straight instead
somephono that still makes OC here, how do you get shit done?
no arrow
I want to work on my sharty OC effortstone but I got distracted again and posted on /soy/ for 4 hours straight instead
somephono that still makes OC here, how do you get shit done?
no arrow
R: 7 / I: 3
>Mane dis be me and mah cuhsin las summah
>Mane dis be me and mah cuhsin las summah
R: 397 / I: 65
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
Soy Conlang General Thread
ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 482 / I: 102
A Heist with Neutralplier
>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 133 / I: 39
What do you do?
NusoiNeanderthal Adventure
The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.What do you do?
R: 507 / I: 103
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 556 / I: 124
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 465 / I: 193
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
OPERATION REALITY 2
Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 330 / I: 223
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 440 / I: 76
are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 534 / I: 251
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread
>slid again awardin the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Soysylum Adventure
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.