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Dr. Fauci
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Anthony Stephen Fauci is the former head United States Soyentist who told Americans to take the vaccine, stay six feet apart, eat the bugs, wear the mask, wash xheir hands, live in a pod, bow down to black BVLLs, buy pride flags and hang them outside your home, cannabalize infants etc etc during the pandemic. He also helped in HIV research decades before that or something.
Fauci is heavily revered by Soyjaks due to his work during COVID. They use his name every single day with exclamations such as "Oh my fauci!"
He is well known for the song "Dr. Fauci", a gemmy and highly soy parody of the song "Mr Sandman"[1].
De Lyrics[edit | edit source]
The lyrics are as follows:[2]
Dr. Fauci
Give us vaccines
Help all the people who have been quarantined
We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant
We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant!
Fauci! (Yes?)
Promise us, please!
We'll have a cure that can fight off this disease!
Restrictions will lift with some ease!
Dr. Fauci, don't forget me!
Dr. Faucet and Yos[edit | edit source]
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Dr. Faucet is Fauci's evil alter personality. His secret soyence experiment was to create yos, the anti-soy associated with nu-females to accelerate their decline and destroy the white race. However, one day, when synthesizing yos, Dr. Faucet accidentally took a sip and become YOSSIFIED. His mind convinced him he was Dr. Faucet, enjoyer of DATA EXPUNGED. He has since renounced yos after seeing its malicious effects on himself, but legend has it, you can re-synthesize it by following the guide in CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION.
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