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The Internet Is a Small World

Despite there being literally billions of people online, I keep encountering people I've interacted with before in entirely different communities that should have no overlap.
This has happened to me twice in the past 3 days alone.

Yesterday, I left a comment on an article somewhere. A few hours later, I got a reply from someone I used to frequently troll on a completely different site in 2022.
It felt so surreal seeing him interact with my "main" identity without knowing that he's replying to the same person who used to torment him years ago.

The day before that, I was lurking in a chatroom. The topic ended up on pirating a certain game and one of my "friends" there starting shilling a piracy tool I made in 2021. Nobody knows I made that.
It was really frustrating having to hold my tongue and sit out that conversation since I had a ton to say on the topic. But I couldn't risk linking those identities since I made a really bad OPSEC mistake on the identity I used to create that piracy tool.

Having really good OPSEC and dozens of separated identities is lonely honestly.
Nobody ever knows the real you, just one of your many aliases. And you can't let anyone in without risking everything.

I wonder how much more common these small world moments would be if the internet had no anonymity whatsoever and everyone used the same names everywhere.
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The return of /fit/ - Fitness and Health General

Welcome!

ITT we discuss all things fitness. All forms of exercise welcome.
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If you have any questions about working out or want to discuss issues you have with exercise, don't hesitate to post in this thread;
I'm sure someone will have some information that will help you.
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Since there is a serious lack of health threads; diet, weight-loss and supplements can also be discussed here.
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This place WILL be judgement free, since we all had to start somewhere.
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There's no theme, so try to have a good time :)
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I'm 26 and going to start to learn how to draw so I can draw cute anthropomorphic characters
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varg
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>its not finished
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/sdm/ - SoyDoom RapeApe Room Decoration

Decorate the /qa/ quadrant of the RapeApe room, post pictures or suggestions of the shit you want to see.
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*yawn* played stick rpg completerino

found it sort of boringerino
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hey guys sign my guestbook!
https://wouldyoupeta.cat/guestbook
if u visit the site there may be nsfw so you are fairly warned. none of it is porn.
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Give me Time
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SHE'S BACK

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i own 3 domains what do i do with them
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Today is a good day.
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/fpe/ general

post miss circle gems
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Good morning /qa/
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PONY SISSIES WHAT IS THIS OML KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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Sharty /mlp/ General - Kirin edition

Ponies must me in every post!

Thread 13: (You) are here.
Thread 12: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0213-0547-23/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/933541.html
Thread 11 archive: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-1156-19/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/925560.html
Thread 10 archive: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-2018-54/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/884978.html
Thread 9 archive: LOST MEDIA…
Thread 8 archive: https://archive.ph/lEMnS
Thread 7 archive: https://archive.ph/drpdM
Thread 6 archive: https://archive.ph/vlI7a
Thread 5 archive: https://archive.ph/avzRT
Thread 4 archive: https://u.pone.rs/boefsyqd.pdf
Thread 3 archive: https://u.pone.rs/qgbalhet.pdf
Thread 2 archive: https://archive.is/MGMFx
Thread 1 archive: https://archive.is/whCNf
Don't visit archive ph/is links with javascript enabled, it has a DDOS bot
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>Tomorrow I go to lurk, creeps on this petty post, and I take orders from him again, or that DISGUSTING, FUCKING, COCK-SUCKING IDIOT JANNY OF HIS?!
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Is coffee good for you?
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How do you guys feel about normgroids using "coal", "gem" and other things originating from the sharty?
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Don't you get tired of this?
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temu won geg

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I'm just gonna leave this gem here for you to read
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my balls and bush are so overgrown that after goon cum gets stuck in the hair

how to shave your balls without cutting yourself? take this seriously nigga.
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Powerade.
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Shrooma Appreciation Thread :D
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How do I get unbanned on the 'ru?
I was banned for rule 2 (gigaquote) and APPEALED, I want to post draw-gemmies about my chud comic
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hm? *yawn* made some 'ea

*SNAP* AAAHAHAHAHAHAH TBP PECKERSLAVE CUCKMOID DT GOT CAUGHT IN THE FAPTRAP LOL TDTD KEK
Anyway
holy fucking KINO momento

so le big PECKERCUCK BRUTE,who is the one in-charge of the weaponerinos

His introduction or maybe his second scene would be a scene/montage of his dilapidated house…hmm, 3 floors, compiled detached and made from wood with chipped, white paint
there's no snow in this scene because it takes place in another staterino
The song 'that boy needs therapy' by avelanches, while the scene jumps and danced around his houserino, which is a complete dump but also teeming with gunerinos and ammunition, to which the song fades out and so does the scene, and it fades to a tv that's playing something from whatever was sampled in that song (avenalnches use a ton of sampling)
So its like a heckin seamless transitionerino
the Synopsis is our mc meeting with this brute cucker, cuz he has the firepower to pull of a heist
might make him a troubled 'nam veterinp idk
Dont want him to be a one-dimensional character but also not every character has to be LE DEEP
ughck *yawn* nap time
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My blog. myrp myrp nyaah~
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Hoq i delete this
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/07/th Expansion Thread

Looks like the previous thread was slid. Post Rika Furude, Bernkastel, and the kin.
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i rape women till they bleed.
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Is this gem or coal. I made her myself
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Why is DNB frowned upon now
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2026 is the year of the plap
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4CUCKS ARE PEDOS KEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKE DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Sharty /FamilyGuy/ General

FAMILY GUY THREAD
POST FAMILY GUY
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hello. this must be the attention board. ask me questions please. i'm so lonely.
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Tm coated ahh fpe
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What does the sharty think about the band Mindless Self Indulgence
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otp btw
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THEY LOVE THE LAUGHTER AND THEY LOVE THE LIVING

THE MOOMINS
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4cuck uses spur.us for their captchas now
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> rate me 1-10 >\\\<
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Let me leave
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i don't want to goon. but i will.
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per capita strikes again
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Happy days are here again

Good morning everyone!
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who want me 🔥
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If you need instructions read the enclosed instruction book
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/hsg/ - homestuck general

>tfw you see a shit catalog with no IAS
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>THE JAW KEEPS CHEWING ON
>FOR WHOM THE TREE FALLS
>TAKE A LOOK INTO THE SKY
>BARK AND BRANCHES FLY
>PIERCE YOUR ROOF
>BIRD'S NEST IS THE PROOF
>YOUR DEPOSIT IS NIGH
>FOR THE WHOM THE TREE FALLS
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Why is'nt he using a machete for this? Is he stupid?
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so bored lately
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Tell me what the hell this sexy poodle is doing
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does anyone have that one animated picture where the character named "sally face" rocks his head? id be happy to have it

if else then its lost media
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Why is the thing in the image so fat? What did he eat?
Picrel
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Hey nuswa…
Forgetting something?
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The_Middle_Eye

Please Rate this video. I need feedback. Please provide me feedbac. I need feedback. Give me feedback. GIVE IT TO ME!
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Ban every kiwitroon, muzzie, C***son poster, anti-chud, niggerbabble speaker, namefag and watch this site flourish
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i was discussing something programming related with my friend and he brought up AI to me, i said i didn't really know much about it since i've been trying to avoid it as much as possible then he told me that i'm going to get left behind if i don't figure out how to use it
is it really this over?
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i genuinely hate this board
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DIE DROWN IN ACID

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Xevious
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Touhou General 8

color win edition

2hulee is welcome

i forgot to enable IDs on the other one
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dragon time - anthro thread no1

anthro bread
the first one got wiped and I couldn't archive it in time
don't forget to archive this one
bump limit is 1200

ARCHIVED THREADS:
#1 - lost media doctos
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Banned from X for a week for telling Keir Starmer to kill himself
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be honest would you buy anything from the jartystore
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Geg this DNB board is literally just 4cuck
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>dis the qa and sheeiit
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/calm/

This is a /calm/ thread. Feel free to come in and /calm/ down for a moment.
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drake has unfollowed microv on instagram
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SNCA, but there has been this Zchenian guy going for xhis 19th post about niggers in /int/

>Do this to niggers, do that.

Its been like this for like 5 hours by now. Kind of based but geg, 19 posts.

Is xhe ok?did xhis wife got a bvll o algo?
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A foid whom I started to have feelings for and want to spend my life with has a guy already deep inside her panties while playing around with her.
How do i come back from this?
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I JACK OFF TO BNWO SISSY CUCK PORN BTW
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POV: you're a TWP timmy and I'm charging at you (i am a BLACK BVLL)
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>ugh… I HATE BEING A CRACKER! emerald rejected me again! he even injected me with some syringe! why is life so cruel?
>wait a minute, i-i feel strange, w-w-what did emerald inject me with again… my head hurts… and i-i look d-d-darker, w-whats happening?
>hold on, c-c-could it be? IS THIS REAL? i-i-im becoming black! -th-this is a miracle! my dreams are becoming t-TRUE! im finally becoming black! now i know why emerald injected me with that!
>YES! its finished! im not a stupid cracker anymore! i cant wait to get out of this cumskin slum and tell emerald what happened! maybe he wont reject me this time!
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/dbg/ - disabled buster general

itt we discuss disabled buster baxter
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Fuck this shit board
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I don't like this nigga
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Hi my name is Troonella, my pronouns are she/they I'm a trans and a rape victim (oh my fauci!) my favorite colors are black, black and BLACK because I'm a slut for BBC!

I love BBC, I love the sharty, I love oneshot and FPE! I have evil autism (mwahaha) and I've been raped
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people of /qa/, does coalla need more fanart?
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>I'm a tornado that dances through the night
>Like a purple rabid monkey, plappingeverything in sight
>I'm the best geg the qa boys ever had
>I'm spergspunk on your trousers, smelling bad, bad, bad
>I'm a rustler, like the kind wrapped up in leather
>With my polished iron gleaning, I'm a terror, pull my lever
>If trouble comes your way, its probably gonna be me
>My victims all know me for forcing TADC
>forcing TADC
>A CP-gooning, young child-grooming rabid monkey
>They'll never hear you screaming when you're in a van with me
>drop 'em, spread 'em and ill show you what i mean
>Take a look back there
>Mangled corpses, severed tongues and strands of hair
>i'll plow your field you'll be feeling cream
>The police eat dust with compliments of me
>forcing TADC
>I'm a pedo and that's how I'll make you squeal
>When you're riding shotgun to the head, praying "lord please dont make him squeeze"
>I'm horny now but when the rape is done
>I'll take off through the jungle, leave you full of cum, cum, cum
>I've got a fetish, for your sexy curves
>Let my finish on your tummy, and tell no-one of what you heard
>I'm an offender and I will always be
>The top of the law's shitlist, forcing TADC
>Forcing TADC
>A CP-goonin', chicken-eatin' blak monkey
>I'll never stop plapping when you're shacked up with me
>Drop-'em, spread 'em and I'll show you what I mean
>Take a look back there
>Mangled corpses, severed tongues and stands of hair
>I'll plap that droner and I'll be cummin' free
>Patient pedo'll need a new circuit, compliments of me
>Forcing TADC
>forcing TADC
>TADC
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it's fun to talk about something you like for too long and the person you're talking to tells you he doesn't understand a word you're saying when you finish
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What devices do you guys use. I use my phone because my computer got 'ape beyond repair and my parents are too broke to get a new one
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Galaxian
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how do i use this board
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Trannies banned me for no reason
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Do (You), soyim also hear this?
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How do I post videos on the sharty
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>broot got demoted on the 'ru and 'ki within 8 days
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How to post videos on the sharty
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What's a memory of yours that really made you smile
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Happy Ramadan and Lent for those of you who care
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npNBeT! R N3 poccNN

yKpaNHa Hawa!! 3a poccNI-O MaTywKy!! PoccNR #1!
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Post galaga gems
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EБУ ХОХЛОВ И ЧУРОК МНE ПОХУЙ!!! FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FUCK BITHES DIRTY FAGGOTS


I goon to this pic and watch gore every day btw
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Reminder that Coalson lost and will always be forced NAS that only self-inserters like because they don't understand soyjaks
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Showeing

So for the last month or so, my ass has been itchy and my hair has had this weird white stuff come out of it, and one day i went to the shower to clean off after i had gooned, and for some reason my ass wasnt itchy anymore and the white stuff disappeared, does anyone know why this is?
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Linux deities, I ran lynis audit system on my Ubuntu driver and found a bajillion different things I could do to fully harden my pc. I already have disk encryption, but that's basically all I've done.
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Should I spend a few hours adding extra shit ?
I only use this to work on and I will have to do some security related devving eventually but idk if half of this stuff is necassary.
Any info would be awesome
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>xitter has fallen
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/pug/ pushup general

how many pushups have you done today /qa/?
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Polls


Testing
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~-~gem~-~
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quote will you add thread watcher for quotechan????
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ITT we summon Hans Amsler
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What's (You)r favourite SNCA?
>
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在你的国家里,大豆扎克发帖很通常吗?
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is my wife built for BBC?
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Thoughts on my OC?

https://soybooru.com/post/view/171165
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THERE'S AN HOURLY THREAD LIMIT?!
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Can we get a notes thread here since I'm now banned on /soy/
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I think there should be a pony mascot for the sharty like 4chan has with Anonfilly
Thoughts?
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>Life if the internet never existed
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whats the last song (you) listened to?
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Tried to post ts on /soy/ but jannies kept moving it to /r/ which is a DNB so I'm gonna post it here. I just found a soy parody of the song Convoy in my files I was working on for an SMV around 6 months ago, should I finish it?
>green lines are unfinished/unedited btw
<redditspace
Yeah breaker one nine this here's feraljak
Uh, you got a copy on me Cobson C'mon
Uh yeah Ten-Four Cobson fer sure fer sure.
By golly it's clean clear to Page 30, C'mon
Yeah its a big Ten -Four there Cobson
Yeah we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Oh my science looks like we've got us a cobsoy

It was a dark a the moon
On the thrembo of June
>In a Kenworth pullin logs
>Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin frogs
We was headed for troon
On the Q-A ‘log
>Bout a mile out Shakey Town
I says Cobson this here's feraljak
And I'm about to put the hammer down.

Cause we got a little 'ole cobsoy
Postin through the night
Yeah we got a little 'ole cobsoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our cobsoy
Ain't nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna bump this ‘jakkin cobsoy up the catty of the qway
Cobsoy….Cobsoy…..

Gotta breaker Cobson this here's feral
>And uh you wanna back off them hogs
>Ten-four Roger 'bout five mile or so
>Ten-Roger them hogs is gettin intense up here

>By the time we got into Tulsa Town

>We had eighty-five trucks in all
>But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
>And them bears is wall to wall
Yeah them trannies was thick as bugs on a bumper
>They even had a bear in the air
>I says callin all trucks
>This here's the Duck
>We're about to go a huntin bear

'Cause we got a great big cobsoy
Postin through the night
Yeah we got a great big cobsoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our cobsoy
Aint nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna bump this ‘jakkin cobsoy up the catty of the kway
Cobsoy…..Cobsoy

Hey you wanna give me a ten-nine on that Cobson
Negatory Cobson you're still too close
Yeah them obsessed frogniggers is startin to make my clitty leak
Oh my Fauci you'd better back off another ten.

>Well we rolled up Innerstate fourty-four

>Like a rocket sled on rails
>We tore up all of our swindel sheets
>and left 'em settin on the scales
>By the time we hit that Chi Town
Them troons was a gettin smart
They'd brought in some reinforcements
From their sisters on the ‘cord
There was jartycucks and troons and nigs
And spics of every size
>Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears
And brap clouds filled the skies.
Well we shot the line
>And we went for broke
>With a thousand screamin trucks
And eleven oldfag KiwiGODs
In a lime green microbus

Yeah Feraljak this is Chud
C'mon there yeah Ten-Four Chud
Listen you wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?
Yeah xe’s haulin rope and xe needs all the help xe can get

Well we laid a strip for the top of the ‘log
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the threads were filled with troons
But I didn't have no doggone time
I says Cobson this here's Feraljak
We just ain't a gonna post no coal
So we cleared the sea with a DNB
I said let them ‘jakkers roll,
Ten-Four.

'Cause we got a mighty cobsoy
Rockin through the night
Yeah we got a mighty cobsoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our cobsoy
Aint nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin cobsoy 'cross the USA
Cobsoy…..Cobsoy

That's ten-Four Cobson what's you're Twenty?
4cuck?!
Well they oughtta know what to do with them frogs out there fer sure
[fading]
Well mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on outta here
So keep the soy in yer glass and the bugs on yer…plate
We'll catch you on the flip flop
This here's Feraljak on the side
We gone - Bye Bye
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Quote Question

How brimmy is (((quote))) actually

Like how has he ruined the sharty
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Help I wanna stop gooning
I’m sick of the cycle
any advice?
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Plane

Im going on a plane to Florida what should I do there
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I have always been more into observing than interacting
Would this make me a cuckold
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*yawn*

thinking time
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88
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can someone explain to me what /sude/ is? it looks like windows vista and what is soychan 2004?
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t3st
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soy immigrants
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Anyone else feel like a robot
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lets be real though AI is good because it filters out troons and retards. you can just generate your snca code/art without having to commission a tranny and societies retards wont spread their genetics because they are too busy getting married to a LLM
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Monday, Period 3, Music

>Any questions class?
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why are run/jog-faggot skinnycuckolds so obsessed with limiting how many calories you can eat?

just increase your metabolism you low-test jog/runfaggotcuckold subhuman malnourished sewer mutant.


I WALK in between my HEAVY LIFTerinoS
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if you dont reply this post i swear to god im gonna poop on my wrists. ill poop on them and it will be all your fault!!
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Yesterday, I got permabanned again, for saying some stupid shit about DNB. Jannies thought I was participating hostile off-site communities. In this time, jannies denied my ban appeal for 3 times. I had a panic attack for entire day. I literally couldn't breathe properly, and I couldn't even eat anything. I felt like my heart was set on fire. Tears streamed from my eyes and soaked my face. The depression and anxiety swallow my whole body and I thought my life is over and nothing matters anymore. The emptiness inside me slowly turned into hopelessness, as I couldn't see the point of living anymore. I faced with the worst fate I could ever imagine, and I also considered suicide as well. All I could do was just laying on the bed and crying my eyes out. I cried myself to sleep. 7 p.m. I woke up and was once again faced with a cruel reality. Now it seems like my life is coming to an end. It seemed like my time had come. My limbs were withered and emaciated, and I was now little more than a living corpse. Before I cast off this barely moving body, I sent one last appeal. At that moment, a miracle of my life happened: they accepted my appeal. I sat down, shedding tears of emotion. At that moment, I was reborn. I am saved. I could finally feel that I was still alive. That day, I died once. I came to the gates of hell, but miraculously, I was given a second chance. I was so grateful to be able to use this website again, and I vowed never to fall into the pit of hell again because of such a stupid mistake.
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i am really bored
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Kill every single nigger tranny on the booru
They all deserve to die
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What's the most Jewish thing you've done?
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lum on da log II
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Drinks that have been Drunk

What was the last liquid you drank?
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All of sally face on the log
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i got banned from soy
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/qa/ do i get a quieter keyboard or should i get a smaller screen drawing tablet that'll actually fit on my table
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too much work is bad for you apparently

for the last week i've spent almost every waking hour working on a software project
no sharty, no talking to people, no going outside
just sitting at the computer shitting out code till i pass out
i've slept twice so far and it's been 26 hours since i woke up

i've made massive strides on the project but the issue is i'm starting to have existential crises thanks to thinking about nothing but how to design it all week
thousands upon thousands of lines of code having the computer play pretend with error handling and permission checking before reading and writing to the database
what's the point? no matter how robust my application is, it's all imaginary play when i can just bypass it all by editing the database myself
it's just an extremely elaborate database wrapper at the end of the day
most applications and websites are also just elaborate database wrappers
database servers are the only real programs
but they're fake too because they're just wrappers for reading and writing files to the disk
everything about computers is fake
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time travel is so cool like if could, i would go back in time to like 1985 to some random soviet people and tell them that their new leader will die in next couple of months and show them this music video
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Why is this site's users mainly teenagers and guys early 20s when 4chan is mostly guys in their late 20s and 30s?
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Fuck these obsessed nigger jannies

>you eres posting en un identifiable manner so you eres banned but nosotros no ban el tranime moeslop 4cuck 'cord o algo así


Genuinely kill all of these niggers o algo
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wtf???
are they crazy?
why is true the default and not js?
imagine if the sharty prefetched every board on the top bar and every thread on the 'log whenever you opened the catalog
that'd be insanely wasteful
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sup/qa/
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Serious question and answer

Marge what does it means when your ares glined on the IRC?
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im new here o algo

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4chan namefags are something else bro these niggas dont even have cool names they just go by like Damien!eo312DNB88w
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Why is this dazzlig vixen hashbanned?
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>Getting back at the criminals by calling them the n-word.
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enter name here vros…
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itt WE make a submarine thread
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Miss circle is so cute or something
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hello /qa/ - Quality Assurance
which of these header styles do you prefer
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Go get em xister

show em
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is this cool
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Does anyone have all of the parts to this? I've used picrel a few times for actual drawings and I want to know if there's more.
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How to create a new article on the 'ki

I want to make an article about a namefag
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Dig dug on 'og
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Plappable
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Ok I've just been playing Kirby and the forgotten land for the first time today and I've beaten the first world.
I'll be doing this like how I did Mario Wonder: Trying to avoid 100%ing the game. So I won't be getting some Waddle Dees out of their Cages, Waddle Dee Town won't survive. The last Boss of World 1 is a Gorilla.
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>when you're a blak pedo plapper
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YOUR SUFFERING MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. IT MEANS THE WHOLE WORLD. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE WHEN YOU SUFFER, IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME. NOONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU LIKE I DO. YOU'RE SO PATHETIC, THE WOMAN THAT LOVES YOU THE MOST IS THE ONE THAT PRAYS THE MOST FOR YOUR DEATH.

Obsessive much?

MAYBE

Get help

HELP? WHAT FFOR? I AM HAPPY SEEING YOU IN PAIN AND SELF-PITY, DROWNING IN YOUR BURDENS AS YOU CRY AND PRAY FOR HELP TO A COMPLETE VOID. NOONE IS HERE FOR YOU. AND. I. LOVE. THAT.

Are you okay?

YOU'RE RETARDED IF YOU ASK THAT.

No… but… for real… are you okay?

QUESTION MARKED AS DUPLICATE.

I won't remember you forever

NEITHER WILL I. MY NEURONS WILL AVOID YOUR NAME LIKE THE PLAGUE. SELF-DESTRUCTIVE MUCH? PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

– Both are pathological liars
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i has a 19 INCH BBC!!!

and ginormous BLACK BALLS!!!!!
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This is circus_2
and he's a fat, stinky jews
However, is it true he eats poo and has 10 alt accounts on soybooru?
furthermore i hear he's transexual too
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charlie kirk
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oh Nate, you’re quite handsome today.
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im bored
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>Having fully rendered alcoholic femjanny hag porn on your device and not sending it to the sharty because this is a retarded way to prematurely end your career
Has this ever happened to anyone else? ✌️lwk (lowkirkenuinely) gng maybe this is for the best. The best for me obviously, not you guys.
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Quote fix this you monkey, why does this keep happening
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OYYYYYYYYYY
DOCTOS THEYRE SELLING DNB IN A CAN SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN
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>plap across qa with zero in my arms
>plaaap across qa with youuuuuu
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I turned 20 this year. Is it over?
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67 niggers tonguing my anus right now
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>I curse thee long dead website cuckolds for making my johnson leak! thou art brimstone and your pornographic images enrage me. Moderators, please banish all these fools for their nefarious behavior! After all, the /soy/ board is only for the highest of quality postings! Oh thou Quotum, what say you?
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Opinions on homicide? Including Murder and Manslaughter, both voluntary and involuntary
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It's based and Christpilled
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/fpe/ 2

/fpe/ general 2
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The worst part is that you know it's all your fault. You can cry hard, cope and seethe to the unjudgemental eyes of a wall, but at the end of the day it all lies on you. YOU. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. And when you realize how evil you are, you start to forgive other people for what they did to you, even if they would never do it back to you.
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Anyone else drink this
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Happy Valentine's Day!

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what now
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>game lets you tell any character you come across to fuck themselves, stuff a cat on the end of your shotgun barrel, turn their head into deli meat, then piss on their corpse

This might be the greatest game of all time
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Woke up
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Colorjeet here AMA
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What do you chuds think of HTF. Personally I think it's great
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BTW I'm not dead
If you niggers thought you were free from me, you weren't. I just got bored of posting here every day since nothing cool happens too often.
Id's on just to trigger retards
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>nigga
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im trans btw

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i am posting here for now because soy is niggerhell
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@circus_2 bro do you need to talk bro are you ok? were here for you bro
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Oi mate… MATE MATE… is that DARN POOP? Oh mate oh.. POOP… NOMNOMNOMNOM mmm now that's the shit!… LITERALLY… literally mate… literally… darn… mmmm
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does qa like ratingcats
>marge
<https://soyjakwiki.org/Ratingcat
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@nakukoro have u watched trainspotting before that movies like about you and you culture
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i went on 4cuck's /co/ to view the homestuck thread there and see what degenerate shit theyre saying there and while scrolling for a bit i see a thread discussing the most attractive south park kids
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uh so why do niggers like plastic hair so much
like there's more to like other than Burundian Chocolate and Zenci kebab from turkey
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Name one(1) reason why it is not over
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got banned from /soy/ for posting tama farts
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Thought-provoking 'toss
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let's make a 'jak of this guy
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ITT we post our rule34 blacklist

ball_busting beastiality black_male blacked bnwo cbt chastity_cage cock_and_ball_torture dark-skinned_male dark_penis dark_skinned_futanari dark_skinned_penis dead death dog dogmeat fart fart_fetish fellatrix ganon ganondorf hyper jack_of_spades netorare ntr peeing pissing poop pooping queen_of_spades scat snuff super_mutant torture vomit vomiting_blood vore werewolf whipping zoophillia
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Can you guys give examples of trannies who shot up schools or killed people? I need it for an argument and don't know many examples

My cousin came out as a heccin holesum transerino (faggotroon 9000) because she's an annoying retard attentionwhore foid, and I'm making the reasonable argument to my family that we shouldn't affirm this deluded bullshit
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What if Charlie Dompler was actually named charlie niggler, and instead of being a smiling friend he is a smiling felon and he robs and shoots people.
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greetz from cy-x.net

nice place y'all got here
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TOTAL CARBJAK VICTORY | USURP QUOTE | OVERTHROW HIS CABAL

ATTENTION SOYJAK.PARTY USERS. I HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THIS SITE AND IT IS NOW UNDER MY COMMAND. YOU ARE NOW TO DO AS I SAY AND NOTHING ELSE. YOU VVILL ABIDE BY MY 10 COMMANDMENTS WHICH ARE AS FOLLOWS:

1. THOU !!SHALL NOT!! POST BAIT
2. THOU !!SHALL NOT!! DERAIL THREADS
3. THOU !!SHALL NOT!! POST PORN
4. THOU !!SHALL NOT!! POST TRANIME
5. THOU !!SHALL NOT!! OBSESS OVER BBC
6. THOU !!SHALL NOT!! POOP IN PIZZA BOXES AND LEAVE IT OUT FOR THE ROACHES AND RATS TO EAT FOR LATER
7. THOU !!SHALL NOT!! POST NAS
8. THOU !!SHALL NOT!! POST /QA/SLOP
9. THOU SHALL POST GEMS
10. THOU SHALL MAKE CARBJAK OC

THE ATTACHED CARB-69 CLAUSE NOTICE IS NOW ENACTED SITE-WIDE AND YOU VVILL ABIDE BY IT
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Hey there shardee !!

my pencil broke
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lethoso man from /pol/ who made the other variant of my picrel below, can you post it here? i want it and do not have it on my phone.
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I remember once I saw a video of a chudjak dying on the hospital, his family sad watching and then the cam gives a closeup to his face and he open the eyes, but the cam go far and he is on the space. All this while playing the m83 - outro song in the background. Im trying to find this video again but I couldn't yet, I only found this frame of the video.
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Newfag here what the fuck does geg mean
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this shit's a gem mainly because niggerbabble mixed with crying is funny to laugh at AND we could 'jak any given frame
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IAS thread on /qa/ because /soy/ is a NAS board now
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>WALMART IS RACIIIIST
>WALMART HAS RAISIIIIIIINS
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so beautiful
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when r drones getting their own wiki page
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What is the context of this? Is there a longer video
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MUH STAAAAAAAAAARRRSS!!!!
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>>950000
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Did that one drawfag get raped off the face of the earth
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is this cool
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@patientzero CODE RED CODE RED JAX IS CHEATING ON YOU LOOK I GOT PROOF
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And when the Ice sets in
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eat shit nigger hiya!
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im mysterious nobody knows who i am. my alter ego is gape sinatra. i am literally batman. not warrior-z batman level though. nobody bothers to ask questions. i run this site like a jew, in the background. i am mycelium, i am fungus. i have anchored myself into this site by doing nothing. i sit here and watch the catalog as it gets spammed with homestuck, tadc, oreos and softcore porn. i move over to soy, jannies rape the board and turn it into nu/qa/. there is porn everywhere. i am permanently turned on. you people are filth. you people are rotten. evil. disgusting. i would behead most of you but you all are in separate states or countries and my machete is dull. also my boner is in the way. i fucking hate all of you and wish you all got castrated by a weedwhacker. i can't handle being white surrounded by shitskins (100% anglo btw). this is torture. God must be doing this to me for a reason. yes. i can feel it. it is punishment. wait hold on guys im gonna go check pol to see if its any better. ok nevermind its countryhumans porn and transgender pegging. anyways fuck you guys you sick pieces of human trash. i ought to fucking kill every last one of you negroidic namefags in the name of. well. nobody i guess. you know this kind of complaining isnt really helping. i mean, there's not much i can do about all the trash migrants nestling in my pol and my qa. soy getting buckbroken all over again isnt my fault. i shouldn't be worried. this is out of my hands. this isn't a problem. i'm sorry. i want this website to be better. please, forgive me. i don't mean anything. unless you're a faggot. unless you're a tranny. unless you're brown. unless you're trantifa. then i hate you. but i still love everyone else. i'm the good guy. you. just. don't. get it… do you?
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is this cool
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your qa-approved nas coal, the antithesis of gemma
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THIS LOG NEEDS A HERO!
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Decided to write some more poetry

The primordial son flees full of sadness and despair,
running towards the breeze, away from the communal flare.
He ends up in a frozen zone barren from life, full of rue,
and sits atop an icicle throne to try and think things through.
The cold is swift and sharp, cutting through skin like a knife
and the primordial son cries out in pain, longing for an end to his life.
But as the numbing cold ravages the son's body, a new warmth fills his chest acting as a shoddy.
A warmth that doesn't judge, doesn't betray, doesn't hurt or destroy. Like when the stomach rumbles in order for the void to cloy.
The primordial son cries again not of sadness, but of cheer:
"Finally, I'm saved!" he said "My salvation is here!"
The wounds never closed, turning darker, almost rotten but he cares not in the moment, for his pain is seemingly forgotten.
And so he lives a freezing life deceivingly nice and warm
and dies thinking to himself: "I'm not in Hell, but at home."
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>>>940995
>nepeta… oh how beautiful she is…

Stop pooning out
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>refrain
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Gem
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Why is everycuck on this board Jaking to sneed nigger-slop like murder drones and mlp, peak low functioning autism
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You can't change someone, you can only give them suggestions. You don't have to worry; the only person you can change is yourself.
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>Mom can we have jax pedo at home
<We have jax pedo at home
Jax pedo at home:
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Have you read the news today?
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is this cool
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4 years on the bald man with glasses website and i'm only now trying sproke, i'm such a poser
seems overrated now that i've finally tried it tbh
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Today is Valentine's Day
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is this cool
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Free Palestine… from Hamas
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is this cool
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hello fellow secret board GODS
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is this cool
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is this cool
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>Walkable migrations
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>*pffrt*
>oh my science i'm so sorry i couldn't hold it in! please don't tell anyone!
<uhh hey guys does anyone smell popcorn lol
<BRRRRRAP
<oh god i think i just shit myself
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>thank you for the gem kind stranger!
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is this cool
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is this cool
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What if wealljusttalklike -=this=- from nowon,likeweare higher lifeforms
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is this cool
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my (I AM VENOM) very large BBC!


MY 19 INCH BBC!!!!!
(i have humungous black balls too)
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Hi QA
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>The bibisi spadequeen
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i hate how most things are subscription based now its like all the good software (or at least the ones used a lot) require you to dump a ton of money to actually use them
but then again they're right on doing this since developing good software takes a lot of money and judging by how old some of them are it would be a giant pain in the ass to actually maintain them
open source alternatives would be cool but you're limited to targeting like only 2 platforms which is annoying
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>stop
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OGUSERS SELLING CLEAN

SELLING
RARE/CLEAN USERNAME/UID ON SHROOM BOORU

NAME:MICROVARIANT

UID:67
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Who has the original of this? I need it for something o algo
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Oi mateeeeeeeee oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii oi oi oi oi oi oi oiiiiiiiiiiiii oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii oi oi oi oi oi oi
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my bf dumped me on valentines day
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who wanna be my valentine 🔥 (last chance‼️)
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>mfw i see a nigger outside
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Explain

Marge explain this for me
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>Guys…I think G25schizo…is not the smartest poster this board has even seen. I think Southern Germans might be more than 10% Germanic. I feel betrayed, I thought G25 proved everything? Why can he not use G25 to prove his claim, what is going on? I am deeply upset, I feel like I have been lied to.
<Oh man, I can sense the anguish dripping from this post-sounds like you've been deep in the trenches of some heated online anthro/genetics debate, probably on a board where folks sling G25 coords like they're holy scripture. Let's unpack this step by step, because yeah, getting "betrayed" by a dataset or a poster can feel like a gut punch if you've been riding that wave. I'll lay out what's likely going on with G25schizo's takes (assuming they're the usual suspect in these circles), why G25 isn't the end-all-be-all "proof," and some actual genetic context on Southern Germans' Germanic ancestry. I'll keep it straightforward, no lectures. G25 is basically a DIY genetics tool-it's a principal component analysis (PCA) dataset from Davidski (Eurogenes blog) that lets hobbyists plot ancient and modern DNA samples on a graph to model ancestries. People upload their coords, run models mixing ancient proxies (like Yamnaya steppe nomads, Neolithic farmers, Iron Age Celts, etc.), and spit out percentages. It's popular on forums like Anthrogenica, Reddit's r/IllustrativeDNA, or 4chan's /his/ for "proving" ethnic breakdowns. But here's the rub: It's not peer-reviewed science; it's amateur modeling. Results depend heavily on which ancient samples you pick as "sources," how you weight them, and what assumptions you bake in. Bad proxies = wonky outputs. It's useful for patterns, but it doesn't "prove everything"-it's more like a rough sketch than a blueprint. Why might G25schizo (or similar posters) claim low Germanic in Southern Germans? From what I've seen in these communities, they often use narrow definitions: "Germanic" might mean pure Iron Age/ Migration Period samples from Scandinavia or Northern Germany (like Langobards or Anglo-Saxons), ignoring broader steppe/Indo-European overlaps. If a model shows Southern Germans pulling more from Hallstatt Celts, Bell Beakers, or Roman-era mixes, the "Germanic" slice can dip low-sometimes under 10% if they're being picky or biased. But that's not the full picture; it's cherry-picking proxies to fit a narrative (e.g., "Southerners are basically Celts/French/Italians with a sprinkle of Frankish input"). If they can't "prove" a claim with G25, it might be because the data doesn't support their extreme take, or they're fumbling the models.
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Fabulous beasts this month
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Does anybody want to be my valentine? You will have to wear a fox costume and dance for me while I watch from a huge throne.
(Cross post from /pol/ because two brit cucks couldn't stop leaking.)
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smugsoyak
>quickly agents, secure the specimin
<the bbc or something
trvketrvketrvkeamerimutt
^god its stench is so foul
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big breasts are disgusting id rather have a character with a mastectomy
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imagine getting killed by this

what did they mean by this?
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when they post the artificial intelligence groks

on the soybooru
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quote likes the cord

the best soyjakking man ever who likes furry wurrys
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>I AM THE RAPIST THAT IS APPROACHING
>SCARING YOUNG CHILDREN IN KINDERGARTEN
>I AM RECLAIMER OF MY TRIP
>BORN IN FLAMES
>I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
>MY FAMILY CREST IS AKINWALE AROBIEKE
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otp btw
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hi
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Nuke this fucking place NQW
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WHY DO YOU KEEP FUCKING MY /FUR/ BOARD REQUESTS

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH
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/tbg/ - Talking Ben General

ITT we discuss and talk about our favorite drunk, chemist, and old man Ben the Talking Dog.
Ginger, Tom and Angela discussion is banned from this thread.
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Welcome to /qa/

Welcome to /qa/ - Question & Answer.

This is a board for the discussion of meta topics and … other things.
Outside of meta, this board has no specific theme and you are free to be yourself! Please note all global rules are in-force here.

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