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>Cuties is based even tho its pro women and has niggers and has ugly kids and is about islam
>Cuties is based even tho its pro women and has niggers and has ugly kids and is about islam
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female soyjaks (soytan, female cobson, cobbess) are
female soyjaks (soytan, female cobson, cobbess) are
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hello /soy/
hello /soy/
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Women of the sharty, has a scrote ever sexualized you against your will?
Women of the sharty, has a scrote ever sexualized you against your will?
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what if co-opt a company or troon coded character and make them extremely muh bigoted to the point people don't want to associate with it anymore
what if co-opt a company or troon coded character and make them extremely muh bigoted to the point people don't want to associate with it anymore
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Take a look at this https://www.instagram.com/p/DU9eLMVlbhq/
Take a look at this https://www.instagram.com/p/DU9eLMVlbhq/
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>fuggen a 16 year old iz fuggen peadough
>fuggen a 16 year old iz fuggen peadough
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how would a hyper twink soi machine look like?
>, how could you tell?
how would a hyper twink soi machine look like?
>, how could you tell?
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>you say you have a twp, nusoi? seems big enough for me…
>you say you have a twp, nusoi? seems big enough for me…
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Are feet actually sexual?
Are feet actually sexual?
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stop putting normie memes here
stop putting normie memes here
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Ben Garrison released
Ben Garrison released
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ITT we sexualize cobblestone
ITT we sexualize cobblestone
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Moids can't handle a single box KEK
Moids can't handle a single box KEK
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How do we filter the hunky spam?
How do we filter the hunky spam?
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maid
maid
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>shutting it down before quote can
>shutting it down before quote can
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>>>41989924
>It can't be a coincidence that:
>- the thrembo meme was essentially an x-files themed covid-era precursor to the six and seven memes.
>- the Ϫ (Coptic letter Djandja) is one of the 6 or 7 letters derived from Demotic Egyptian to represent sounds not found in Greek. Mosf Coptic letters are borrowed from Greek, but the Djandja in specific was borrowed from Egypt to write out the pronunciation of Egyptian places and people.
>- In some manuscripts, it may be found interchanged withϭ(Chima) or evenⲇ(Delta) due to scribal errors, or regional accents (one of the root causes of language evolution lol).
>- The Djandja is from the Coptic alphabet — which was developed specifically to translate the Bible and liturgical texts from Greek and Hebrew into their native Egyptian tongue. As such, the script itself is often viewed as a "sacred vessel" for the Word of God — and it is if you're a Christian. Literally the only language like it, and it's just for the Bible.
>- Gnostics believed the seven vowels of the Coptic/Greek alphabet corresponded to the seven planetary spheres. While Ϫ is a consonant, it was seen as a modifier of sorts that could change the vibration of the celestial sounds.
>- Because Ϫ (Djandja) and ϭ (Chima) produce sibilant or affricate sounds, they were sometimes associated with the "breath of life" or the "hiss of the serpent" (Sophia/Wisdom). In Gnostic texts like the Pistis Sophia, specific letter combinations are used as "words of power" to pass through celestial gates.
>Personally, I think it's a rabbit. I think it's Isis/Venus/Inanna/Asherah/Sophia snuck back into the most sacred language. Yeshua ben Yosef is the Sun, and she is the Moon (usagi). Together, they breathe the sacred breath of life that flows through us all.
>>>41989924
>It can't be a coincidence that:
>- the thrembo meme was essentially an x-files themed covid-era precursor to the six and seven memes.
>- the Ϫ (Coptic letter Djandja) is one of the 6 or 7 letters derived from Demotic Egyptian to represent sounds not found in Greek. Mosf Coptic letters are borrowed from Greek, but the Djandja in specific was borrowed from Egypt to write out the pronunciation of Egyptian places and people.
>- In some manuscripts, it may be found interchanged withϭ(Chima) or evenⲇ(Delta) due to scribal errors, or regional accents (one of the root causes of language evolution lol).
>- The Djandja is from the Coptic alphabet — which was developed specifically to translate the Bible and liturgical texts from Greek and Hebrew into their native Egyptian tongue. As such, the script itself is often viewed as a "sacred vessel" for the Word of God — and it is if you're a Christian. Literally the only language like it, and it's just for the Bible.
>- Gnostics believed the seven vowels of the Coptic/Greek alphabet corresponded to the seven planetary spheres. While Ϫ is a consonant, it was seen as a modifier of sorts that could change the vibration of the celestial sounds.
>- Because Ϫ (Djandja) and ϭ (Chima) produce sibilant or affricate sounds, they were sometimes associated with the "breath of life" or the "hiss of the serpent" (Sophia/Wisdom). In Gnostic texts like the Pistis Sophia, specific letter combinations are used as "words of power" to pass through celestial gates.
>Personally, I think it's a rabbit. I think it's Isis/Venus/Inanna/Asherah/Sophia snuck back into the most sacred language. Yeshua ben Yosef is the Sun, and she is the Moon (usagi). Together, they breathe the sacred breath of life that flows through us all.
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NewGOD questions for oldGODS thread
I remember seeing a thread like this and it was good but also I have some questions (I'm not a newGOD doebeit so I might answer some too)
NewGOD questions for oldGODS thread
I remember seeing a thread like this and it was good but also I have some questions (I'm not a newGOD doebeit so I might answer some too)
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i gotta choose between IT and electrical engineering by tomorrow
i initially enrolled for EE but i made very good friends in IT and i don't want to abandon them and become a chud surrounded by normgroids that i can barely interact with again, but from everything i've seen IT seems to be oversaturated and i don't want to risk my future + my math and problem solving skills are complete shit, and i feel like my friends are the only thing keeping me anchored to reality because my family is composed of ocd niggers that hate me and keep me irritated 24/7, if i were to abandon my friends i wouldn't have anyone good to interact with and i don't want to be more fed up with them than i am already, seeing them during breaks all in the other side of the building isn't enough
what do i do? i'll clarify any details if you ask
i gotta choose between IT and electrical engineering by tomorrow
i initially enrolled for EE but i made very good friends in IT and i don't want to abandon them and become a chud surrounded by normgroids that i can barely interact with again, but from everything i've seen IT seems to be oversaturated and i don't want to risk my future + my math and problem solving skills are complete shit, and i feel like my friends are the only thing keeping me anchored to reality because my family is composed of ocd niggers that hate me and keep me irritated 24/7, if i were to abandon my friends i wouldn't have anyone good to interact with and i don't want to be more fed up with them than i am already, seeing them during breaks all in the other side of the building isn't enough
what do i do? i'll clarify any details if you ask
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>nigger nigger nigger nigger
>nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>ohio_cat.mp4
>ohio_cat.mp4
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/rnt/- Random NAS Thread
post random NAS
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ok nusoi, infront of you is a glass of "milk", it might be either from cobblestone or miss circle
just by taste alone… which is it?
if you guess correctly, you get a free gempass!
ok nusoi, infront of you is a glass of "milk", it might be either from cobblestone or miss circle
just by taste alone… which is it?
if you guess correctly, you get a free gempass!
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/pol/ has higher pph JSID
/pol/ has higher pph JSID
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>hey guys timmy twp here, I can't breed cuz my penis is literally too small too penetrate, and women are too busy getting blacked by superior black men anyway.
>hey guys timmy twp here, I can't breed cuz my penis is literally too small too penetrate, and women are too busy getting blacked by superior black men anyway.
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>how do I let women know that I am not a moid that rapes women or is a pedophile and that I am actually part of the chill ones
>how do I let women know that I am not a moid that rapes women or is a pedophile and that I am actually part of the chill ones
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Who'd win
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itt we post only Sally Acorn
itt we post only Sally Acorn
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Gigachad racing
Gigachad racing
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>fidget spinners
>fidget spinners
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JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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I actually shower everyday
I actually shower everyday
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New gif award
New gif award
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ok NIGGER
RTL (Rate the Log) 20/2/2026
ok NIGGER
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Despite calling themselves "anti-porn and EPI" they sure do post pornography on their board to "bait" eachother, makes you think
Despite calling themselves "anti-porn and EPI" they sure do post pornography on their board to "bait" eachother, makes you think
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ITT: We discuss hypothetical future plans to expand upon and continue Operation Impish Resolve
<wordswordswords
Back in December, I went to (((Disney World))) to gem it up by taking photos of Pushup Impjak at various spots across the park. I also highly encouraged for others to go to different theme parks and/or famous landmarks and gem them up with 'jakeralds. Where to next, soyGODS?
>'ki page: https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Impish_Resolve
Operation Impish Resolve Discussion 'read
ATTENTION GRABBING TEXTITT: We discuss hypothetical future plans to expand upon and continue Operation Impish Resolve
<wordswordswords
Back in December, I went to (((Disney World))) to gem it up by taking photos of Pushup Impjak at various spots across the park. I also highly encouraged for others to go to different theme parks and/or famous landmarks and gem them up with 'jakeralds. Where to next, soyGODS?
>'ki page: https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Impish_Resolve
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theorical nu raiding meta: jeetnvkes
after successfully 'oxing someone's name and phone number, search for obvious tech service scam websites and tell the 'jeets working there via chat to call the phone number and shout the full name of the 'oxing victim (with the excuse that "your phone doesn't work that well") for extra gegs
theorical nu raiding meta: jeetnvkes
after successfully 'oxing someone's name and phone number, search for obvious tech service scam websites and tell the 'jeets working there via chat to call the phone number and shout the full name of the 'oxing victim (with the excuse that "your phone doesn't work that well") for extra gegs
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>xe really thinks that chud is an effective insult and isn't just used ironically by chuds themselves
>xe really thinks that chud is an effective insult and isn't just used ironically by chuds themselves
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video game music thread
video game music thread
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itt we post evilson gems
itt we post evilson gems
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itt we continue watching this gem
itt we continue watching this gem
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>trans le bad loli le good
can somebody dox the whole gacha grail group?
can somebody raid gacha grail?
i am sick and tired of these shitty subhumans to say>trans le bad loli le good
can somebody dox the whole gacha grail group?
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new idea: taxNVKE
you know trannies who do commissions? chances are they don't report that money to the irs and just use paypal for transactions. you can snitch and get them in trouble with the authorities.
new idea: taxNVKE
you know trannies who do commissions? chances are they don't report that money to the irs and just use paypal for transactions. you can snitch and get them in trouble with the authorities.
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who would you rather fuck? both of them have gotten bottom surgery
who would you rather fuck? both of them have gotten bottom surgery
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And what will happen after that?
darius
what will darius do after the 15th grade? No college is going to take him, no jobs will hire him, his mom is going to have to sustain him for the rest of her life.And what will happen after that?
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Gemmy BBW femjak fem gapejak
Gemmy BBW femjak fem gapejak
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+=remember to keep bumping this thread until it reaches really close, then we start raiding
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=x&get=42000000&chan=4chan
https://boards.4chan.org/x/
NU 4CUCK GET RAID
/x/ 42m get in an estimated 4 hours+=remember to keep bumping this thread until it reaches really close, then we start raiding
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=x&get=42000000&chan=4chan
https://boards.4chan.org/x/
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>you have some nice hair nusoi… *sniiiffffff…* fuucckkkkkk…
>you have some nice hair nusoi… *sniiiffffff…* fuucckkkkkk…
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>blowing things out of proportion
>the great crisis of february 2026
>blowing things out of proportion
>the great crisis of february 2026
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2hu wabag
2hu wabag
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I took down a website by posting DNB there
I took down a website by posting DNB there
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This is me posting my L, hope your happy moids
It’s a really awkward story, I was over at his place and asked to use the toilet, he told me to use the bathroom down the hall, not the one right next to his room, anyway I didn't listen to him because that sounded stupid for me to have to walk all the way down the hall just to use the toilet. so I go into the toilet he told me not to use, and right next to the toilet I find a towel on the floor, weird, but not the weirdest thing, the bathroom like except for that towel was nice, clean and he even had a little bin in there too so I wasn't too concerned till I noticed a corner of the white towel was stained yellow.
Curiosity killed the cat so I picked the towel up to see just what was going on and noticed it smelt like deodorant, but still had a strong smell of piss, immediately I started putting it all together and felt disgusted I had just picked up a towel encrusted with a moids piss, WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I expect this kind of shit from patients at work, not someone I’m dating.
Immediately I walked back into his bedroom and threw the piss towel in his face and screamed at him calling him a disgusting subhuman manchild, he tried to calm me down by pathetically explaining because he has foreskin he needed a way to wipe piss off his shriveled little dick after he was done + sometimes he somehow misses while pissing and has to clean it up, eww eww eww this is why I hate moids seriously what the fuck, like apart from this he was a great guy had paid for everything on our dates and even stalking around a little bit I only saw how good he was, he paraglided and was a few years younger then me but had his life together pretty well, good photos and no forensic history.
I don't know why I stuck around to argue with him over this, somehow, I thought he would change, but this moid LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME
oh yeah, I asked why the fuck did you not use toilet paper? "errrm well when I use toilet paper it sometimes it tears off and sticks to my dick and it’s difficult to get off" apparently even pissing in the toilet accurately is hard, lol I’ve had geriatric patients without a prostate have less issues then this moid, he talked to me abt split streams and how his dick is bent and so much other shit, like this dude was autistic as fuck explaining how difficult it was to accurately piss.
I wish I had taken a photo of his pathetic piss towel to mock him with, but seriously I’m not being weird here this was a genuinely grown man acting like a teenager blaked his ass and tried to forget, but this incident got so much deeper under my skin then anything disgusting I’d seen at work, I can separate my time inside hospital and outside hospital pretty well but this felt like it blurred the lines for me, had escaped the hospital to remind me of every old moids piss I had cleaned up, I’m not heartless I have endless sympathy and love for my patients and don't pass judgement on them to maintain our therapeutic relationship but this man had forced me to touch piss without gloves on, for what?????? WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE A PISS TOWEL???
This is me posting my L, hope your happy moids
It’s a really awkward story, I was over at his place and asked to use the toilet, he told me to use the bathroom down the hall, not the one right next to his room, anyway I didn't listen to him because that sounded stupid for me to have to walk all the way down the hall just to use the toilet. so I go into the toilet he told me not to use, and right next to the toilet I find a towel on the floor, weird, but not the weirdest thing, the bathroom like except for that towel was nice, clean and he even had a little bin in there too so I wasn't too concerned till I noticed a corner of the white towel was stained yellow.
Curiosity killed the cat so I picked the towel up to see just what was going on and noticed it smelt like deodorant, but still had a strong smell of piss, immediately I started putting it all together and felt disgusted I had just picked up a towel encrusted with a moids piss, WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I expect this kind of shit from patients at work, not someone I’m dating.
Immediately I walked back into his bedroom and threw the piss towel in his face and screamed at him calling him a disgusting subhuman manchild, he tried to calm me down by pathetically explaining because he has foreskin he needed a way to wipe piss off his shriveled little dick after he was done + sometimes he somehow misses while pissing and has to clean it up, eww eww eww this is why I hate moids seriously what the fuck, like apart from this he was a great guy had paid for everything on our dates and even stalking around a little bit I only saw how good he was, he paraglided and was a few years younger then me but had his life together pretty well, good photos and no forensic history.
I don't know why I stuck around to argue with him over this, somehow, I thought he would change, but this moid LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME
oh yeah, I asked why the fuck did you not use toilet paper? "errrm well when I use toilet paper it sometimes it tears off and sticks to my dick and it’s difficult to get off" apparently even pissing in the toilet accurately is hard, lol I’ve had geriatric patients without a prostate have less issues then this moid, he talked to me abt split streams and how his dick is bent and so much other shit, like this dude was autistic as fuck explaining how difficult it was to accurately piss.
I wish I had taken a photo of his pathetic piss towel to mock him with, but seriously I’m not being weird here this was a genuinely grown man acting like a teenager blaked his ass and tried to forget, but this incident got so much deeper under my skin then anything disgusting I’d seen at work, I can separate my time inside hospital and outside hospital pretty well but this felt like it blurred the lines for me, had escaped the hospital to remind me of every old moids piss I had cleaned up, I’m not heartless I have endless sympathy and love for my patients and don't pass judgement on them to maintain our therapeutic relationship but this man had forced me to touch piss without gloves on, for what?????? WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE A PISS TOWEL???
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Can a giga fly?
Can a giga fly?
R: 19 / I: 8
frog rpg thread
I finally released a playable demo of my epic vidya. Is it soycuck friendly? whaddya think?
R: 0 / I: 0
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Eviscerate sandniggers
Eviscerate sandniggers
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he has phone verification required for his chat, so have to get creative with it and be wary of mods.
he has a lot of troll channels clipping his streams and making him seethe would be very easy and very geg-worthy.
https://www.twitch.tv/idubbbz
goal: make idubbbz seethe, which is extremely easy. demoralize in his chat
operation: ragebait idubbbz
idubbbz streaming now get in boyshe has phone verification required for his chat, so have to get creative with it and be wary of mods.
he has a lot of troll channels clipping his streams and making him seethe would be very easy and very geg-worthy.
https://www.twitch.tv/idubbbz
goal: make idubbbz seethe, which is extremely easy. demoralize in his chat
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SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, NUSOI
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, NUSOI
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>I'm thankful to have been born with a completely unremarkable penis
>I'm thankful to have been born with a completely unremarkable penis
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>THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME BULG-
>dafuq MAAANN THIS MOTHERFUCKER CARDBOARD
<THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME, YOU SHITSKIN PEDO!?
>FUUUAAAHHCCKKKM
>THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME BULG-
>dafuq MAAANN THIS MOTHERFUCKER CARDBOARD
<THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME, YOU SHITSKIN PEDO!?
>FUUUAAAHHCCKKKM
R: 12 / I: 3
Just picked up 2 9.5% abv tallboys from the gas station who else is drinking with me
Just picked up 2 9.5% abv tallboys from the gas station who else is drinking with me
R: 7 / I: 0
Wiki article ideas
>
Wiki article ideas
>
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Things to note:
- i WILL NOT destroy the whole world
WORLDBOX THREAD 2
This is where we left off last timeThings to note:
- i WILL NOT destroy the whole world
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https://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/41989732
>schizo rant about 'jaks being demonic
geg im trans btw
https://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/41989732
>schizo rant about 'jaks being demonic
geg im trans btw
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new member
I am a new member of the sharty, what do i do?
R: 8 / I: 1
Why do soyniggers leak every time they see anime? Is it genetic?
Why do soyniggers leak every time they see anime? Is it genetic?
R: 2 / I: 1
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>arrow so i don't look like that
>arrow so i don't look like that
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>Official Statement from H.S.H. Prince Albert II
>Principality of Monaco
>20 February 2026
<[MONACO SPACE]
>The Sovereign Prince has taken note with grave concern of the content disseminated on the website known as “soyjak.party”.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>This platform has repeatedly hosted and promoted material that is explicitly transphobic, dehumanising and intended to incite hatred and contempt toward transgender persons. Furthermore, users of the site have created and circulated racist edits depicting His Serene Highness as a black man in a derogatory and mocking manner, perpetuating harmful racial stereotypes. In addition, threads on the platform have openly discussed plans to “colonize” the Principality of Monaco, treating our sovereign nation as a target for online harassment and absurd fantasies of takeover.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Such content stands in direct contradiction to the values of respect, dignity, inclusion and sovereignty that the Principality of Monaco has long defended, both within our borders and in our international commitments.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>After consultation with the Department of the Interior, the Directorate of Digital Affairs and the relevant judicial authorities, His Serene Highness has decided as follows:
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Effective immediately, access to the domains soyjak.party, soyjak.st, and all associated websites, mirrors and proxies whose principal purpose is to replicate or continue the dissemination of its content is officially blocke* throughout the territory of the Principality of Monaco.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Internet service providers operating in Monaco are required to implement technical measures to prevent access to these addresses. Any attempt to circumvent these restrictions for the purpose of distributing prohibited hateful content may give rise to penal proceedings in accordance with Monegasque law.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>The Principality reaffirms its commitment to combat all forms of discrimination, racism, online hatred and threats to our national sovereignty, while preserving freedom of expression within the limits imposed by public order, the rights of others and human dignity.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Done at the Prince’s Palace, Monaco, this 20th day of February 2026.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Albert
>By the Prince,
>The Minister of State
>Official Statement from H.S.H. Prince Albert II
>Principality of Monaco
>20 February 2026
<[MONACO SPACE]
>The Sovereign Prince has taken note with grave concern of the content disseminated on the website known as “soyjak.party”.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>This platform has repeatedly hosted and promoted material that is explicitly transphobic, dehumanising and intended to incite hatred and contempt toward transgender persons. Furthermore, users of the site have created and circulated racist edits depicting His Serene Highness as a black man in a derogatory and mocking manner, perpetuating harmful racial stereotypes. In addition, threads on the platform have openly discussed plans to “colonize” the Principality of Monaco, treating our sovereign nation as a target for online harassment and absurd fantasies of takeover.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Such content stands in direct contradiction to the values of respect, dignity, inclusion and sovereignty that the Principality of Monaco has long defended, both within our borders and in our international commitments.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>After consultation with the Department of the Interior, the Directorate of Digital Affairs and the relevant judicial authorities, His Serene Highness has decided as follows:
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Effective immediately, access to the domains soyjak.party, soyjak.st, and all associated websites, mirrors and proxies whose principal purpose is to replicate or continue the dissemination of its content is officially blocke* throughout the territory of the Principality of Monaco.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Internet service providers operating in Monaco are required to implement technical measures to prevent access to these addresses. Any attempt to circumvent these restrictions for the purpose of distributing prohibited hateful content may give rise to penal proceedings in accordance with Monegasque law.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>The Principality reaffirms its commitment to combat all forms of discrimination, racism, online hatred and threats to our national sovereignty, while preserving freedom of expression within the limits imposed by public order, the rights of others and human dignity.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Done at the Prince’s Palace, Monaco, this 20th day of February 2026.
<[MONACO SPACE]
>Albert
>By the Prince,
>The Minister of State
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>ban html
>ban html
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heh don't be jealous bro
heh don't be jealous bro
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raping people to death is bad
raping people to death is bad
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>writing o algo after your post for no reason
>writing o algo after your post for no reason
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>WAAAH WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAH
>WAAAH WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAH
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I might start a Minecraft yt channel and do an Xbox 360 edition lets play. The channel would basically be like a combination between ibxtoycat and troglodyte. Would this be a gemmy idea?
I might start a Minecraft yt channel and do an Xbox 360 edition lets play. The channel would basically be like a combination between ibxtoycat and troglodyte. Would this be a gemmy idea?
R: 5 / I: 1
>'o 'e or 'ot 'o 'e, 'at is the 'stion:
>'ther 'tis 'bler in the 'ind 'o 'ffer
>the 'ngs 'nd 'rrows of 'rageous 'tune
>or 'o 'ake 'rms 'gainst a 'ea of 'bles
>'nd by 'pposing end 'em, 'o 'ie, 'o 'eep
>no 'ore, 'nd by a 'eep 'o 'ay we end
>the 'art-ache 'nd the 'sand 'tural 'ocks
>'at 'esh is 'eir 'o: 'tis a 'summation
>'voutly 'o 'e 'ish'd.
>'o 'e or 'ot 'o 'e, 'at is the 'stion:
>'ther 'tis 'bler in the 'ind 'o 'ffer
>the 'ngs 'nd 'rrows of 'rageous 'tune
>or 'o 'ake 'rms 'gainst a 'ea of 'bles
>'nd by 'pposing end 'em, 'o 'ie, 'o 'eep
>no 'ore, 'nd by a 'eep 'o 'ay we end
>the 'art-ache 'nd the 'sand 'tural 'ocks
>'at 'esh is 'eir 'o: 'tis a 'summation
>'voutly 'o 'e 'ish'd.
R: 110 / I: 41
FemboyEngineering is insane pedotroon EPI nigger doing cannons from bottles like 2016 DYI raisin to attract cacas.
>why?
Generate some seethe and hopefully send rapeson to xer house.
PLQN:
1. Datamine socials and get his old usernames, for example with wayback machine/google dorking.
2. Get personal information from breach data, snopes it.
3. Get his addy and send 67 'zas.
Finland has good privacy laws, so there's not a big chance we can find his addy. In that case, our secondary goal is finding xis real name and old pictures, back from when xe wasn't a troon, and shame him, any info we discover in the process is applicable.
First glance info:
Socials:
https://www.youtube.com/@Femboy_Engineering
ko-fi.com/femboy_engineering (or however troon kofi is advertised)
https://www.instagram.com/femboy_engineering/
JewTube account based in Finland. <-if you're binnish then you VILL join the raid.
Muh personal army, ON FORWARD!!!
TroonEngineering raid
>who?FemboyEngineering is insane pedotroon EPI nigger doing cannons from bottles like 2016 DYI raisin to attract cacas.
>why?
Generate some seethe and hopefully send rapeson to xer house.
PLQN:
1. Datamine socials and get his old usernames, for example with wayback machine/google dorking.
2. Get personal information from breach data, snopes it.
3. Get his addy and send 67 'zas.
Finland has good privacy laws, so there's not a big chance we can find his addy. In that case, our secondary goal is finding xis real name and old pictures, back from when xe wasn't a troon, and shame him, any info we discover in the process is applicable.
First glance info:
Socials:
https://www.youtube.com/@Femboy_Engineering
ko-fi.com/femboy_engineering (or however troon kofi is advertised)
https://www.instagram.com/femboy_engineering/
JewTube account based in Finland. <-if you're binnish then you VILL join the raid.
Muh personal army, ON FORWARD!!!
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Nu 'toss
Nu 'toss
R: 2 / I: 0
add nameroll that adds a random emoji to your post
add nameroll that adds a random emoji to your post
R: 9 / I: 2
do you guys like my drawing of our wives?
do you guys like my drawing of our wives?
R: 2 / I: 1
>In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist, but in here… I am Falcorn, Defender of the Alliance. I've braved the Fargodeep mine, defeated the Bloodfish at Jarod's Landing an-ACK
>In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist, but in here… I am Falcorn, Defender of the Alliance. I've braved the Fargodeep mine, defeated the Bloodfish at Jarod's Landing an-ACK
R: 2 / I: 1
are you scared of spiders?
are you scared of spiders?
R: 13 / I: 2
fuggen jerdee
fuggen jerdee 
R: 4 / I: 2
Please fill out the captcha's text field.
Please fill out the captcha's text field.
R: 0 / I: 0
another day when i come onto this site to see how are mine dudes are doing on this wholesome (sometimes) soyjak board
another day when i come onto this site to see how are mine dudes are doing on this wholesome (sometimes) soyjak board
R: 1 / I: 1
Cute Girls are my kryptonite.
Cute Girls are my kryptonite.
R: 3 / I: 0
just got the 42 million GET on 4cuck /x/ today ama
>
just got the 42 million GET on 4cuck /x/ today ama
>
R: 5 / I: 3
no, your epstein jokes aren't funny
no, your diddy jokes aren't funny
no, your 9/11 jokes aren't funny
no, your israel jokes aren't funny
no, your rape jokes aren't funny
no, your school shooting jokes aren't funny
not everything is a fucking joke!!!
no, your epstein jokes aren't funny
no, your diddy jokes aren't funny
no, your 9/11 jokes aren't funny
no, your israel jokes aren't funny
no, your rape jokes aren't funny
no, your school shooting jokes aren't funny
not everything is a fucking joke!!!
R: 2 / I: 0
I was taking a nap, why is /soy/ so upset? What happened?
I was taking a nap, why is /soy/ so upset? What happened?
R: 3 / I: 0
<NATE. STOP BEING A SELFISH LITTLE SHIT AND SHARE THE COMPUTER WITH YOUR BROTHER
>sure thing dad (whatever, he's just a dumb baby, what's the worst that could happen
<old bro got turned into speed before gta 6 🥀🥀
>SHIT SHIT SHIT HE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE HTSMs FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
<NATE. STOP BEING A SELFISH LITTLE SHIT AND SHARE THE COMPUTER WITH YOUR BROTHER
>sure thing dad (whatever, he's just a dumb baby, what's the worst that could happen
<old bro got turned into speed before gta 6 🥀🥀
>SHIT SHIT SHIT HE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE HTSMs FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
R: 2 / I: 0
Whenever you want to bitch about the 'log just look at old /qa/ archives, we have it pretty good actually
Whenever you want to bitch about the 'log just look at old /qa/ archives, we have it pretty good actually
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I asked GEMini to explain the legislative branch using soyspeak
Listen up, anon. You’re trying to understand Article I of the Constitution, but your attention span is cooked from scrolling the 'log.
1. The Dual-Thread System (Bicameralism)
The Great Compromise was the original "gem." To stop the big states from "mogging" the small ones, they split the legislature into two boards.
The House of Representatives (The NAS Chamber)
* Vibe: Total chaos. High-frequency posting. This is where the "passions of the people" (the soy-rage) are felt most.
* The Stats: 435 members. It’s "total population death" for small states here.
* Terms: 2 years. They are constantly "rent-free" in their constituents' heads because they’re always up for re-election.
* The Power: They have the "Power of the Purse." All revenue bills must start here. They also initiate impeachment (voting that a President is "total coal").
The Senate (The IAS Chamber)
* Vibe: Slow, elite, and "Incredibly Always Sneed" (IAS). It was designed to be the "cooling saucer" to stop the House from posting too much brimstone.
* The Stats: 100 members (2 per state). Small states are "ascended" here.
* Terms: 6 years. They don't care about your "chud-rage" because they’re in for the long haul.
* The Power: "Advice and Consent." They confirm the President’s mods (Cabinet/Judges) and treaties. They also hold the trial to decide if it’s actually "over" for the President.
2. The Jannies (Leadership)
You can’t run a thread without mods.
* Speaker of the House: The ultimate admin. They decide which bills are "gems" and which are "dust." If they don't like you, your bill gets "pigeonholed" (the legislative equivalent of a ban).
* Whips: These are the "power-mods" who make sure everyone in the party posts the same "copypasta" (votes the same way).
* The Rules Committee: Only in the House. They act as the "spam filter," deciding how long a bill can be debated and if "edits" (amendments) are allowed.
3. Sorting Gems from Coal (How a Bill Becomes Law)
95% of bills are "total brimstone" and die in committee.
* Introduction: A member posts a bill to the board.
* Committee Phase: The bill gets "pilled" or "debunked." Most are "pigeonholed"—meaning they are left to rot in the archives.
* Floor Debate: * House: Strict time limits. No "effort-posting."
* Senate: The Filibuster. This is where a Senator posts a "wall of text" to stop a vote. You need 60 votes for Cloture to make them shut up.
* The President: * Signs: The bill is "Ascended."
* Veto: "The West has fallen." The bill is sent back. Congress can override with 2/3 (The ultimate "No U").
4. Gerrymandering (Border Gore)
Every 10 years, after the Census, states redraw their district maps. This leads to "aesthetic border gore."
* Packing: Putting all the "soy" voters in one district so they only get one seat.
* Cracking: Spreading them out so they can never "mog" the majority.
* Baker v. Carr: The court ruled that "one man, one vote" is a "gem." Districts must be equal in population.
* Shaw v. Reno: Ruled that "race-based border gore" is "coal" (unconstitutional).
5. The Elastic Clause (The "Sneed" Clause)
The Constitution gives Congress Enumerated Powers (the stuff explicitly written, like coining money). But the "Necessary and Proper Clause" is the ultimate "hidden gem." It allows Congress to stretch its power to do anything "necessary."
> "It's not in the Constitution!"
> "I'm stretching my power."
> "SNEED!"
>
This was confirmed in McCulloch v. Maryland, which basically said federal law "mogs" state law (Supremacy Clause).
I asked GEMini to explain the legislative branch using soyspeak
Listen up, anon. You’re trying to understand Article I of the Constitution, but your attention span is cooked from scrolling the 'log.
1. The Dual-Thread System (Bicameralism)
The Great Compromise was the original "gem." To stop the big states from "mogging" the small ones, they split the legislature into two boards.
The House of Representatives (The NAS Chamber)
* Vibe: Total chaos. High-frequency posting. This is where the "passions of the people" (the soy-rage) are felt most.
* The Stats: 435 members. It’s "total population death" for small states here.
* Terms: 2 years. They are constantly "rent-free" in their constituents' heads because they’re always up for re-election.
* The Power: They have the "Power of the Purse." All revenue bills must start here. They also initiate impeachment (voting that a President is "total coal").
The Senate (The IAS Chamber)
* Vibe: Slow, elite, and "Incredibly Always Sneed" (IAS). It was designed to be the "cooling saucer" to stop the House from posting too much brimstone.
* The Stats: 100 members (2 per state). Small states are "ascended" here.
* Terms: 6 years. They don't care about your "chud-rage" because they’re in for the long haul.
* The Power: "Advice and Consent." They confirm the President’s mods (Cabinet/Judges) and treaties. They also hold the trial to decide if it’s actually "over" for the President.
2. The Jannies (Leadership)
You can’t run a thread without mods.
* Speaker of the House: The ultimate admin. They decide which bills are "gems" and which are "dust." If they don't like you, your bill gets "pigeonholed" (the legislative equivalent of a ban).
* Whips: These are the "power-mods" who make sure everyone in the party posts the same "copypasta" (votes the same way).
* The Rules Committee: Only in the House. They act as the "spam filter," deciding how long a bill can be debated and if "edits" (amendments) are allowed.
3. Sorting Gems from Coal (How a Bill Becomes Law)
95% of bills are "total brimstone" and die in committee.
* Introduction: A member posts a bill to the board.
* Committee Phase: The bill gets "pilled" or "debunked." Most are "pigeonholed"—meaning they are left to rot in the archives.
* Floor Debate: * House: Strict time limits. No "effort-posting."
* Senate: The Filibuster. This is where a Senator posts a "wall of text" to stop a vote. You need 60 votes for Cloture to make them shut up.
* The President: * Signs: The bill is "Ascended."
* Veto: "The West has fallen." The bill is sent back. Congress can override with 2/3 (The ultimate "No U").
4. Gerrymandering (Border Gore)
Every 10 years, after the Census, states redraw their district maps. This leads to "aesthetic border gore."
* Packing: Putting all the "soy" voters in one district so they only get one seat.
* Cracking: Spreading them out so they can never "mog" the majority.
* Baker v. Carr: The court ruled that "one man, one vote" is a "gem." Districts must be equal in population.
* Shaw v. Reno: Ruled that "race-based border gore" is "coal" (unconstitutional).
5. The Elastic Clause (The "Sneed" Clause)
The Constitution gives Congress Enumerated Powers (the stuff explicitly written, like coining money). But the "Necessary and Proper Clause" is the ultimate "hidden gem." It allows Congress to stretch its power to do anything "necessary."
> "It's not in the Constitution!"
> "I'm stretching my power."
> "SNEED!"
>
This was confirmed in McCulloch v. Maryland, which basically said federal law "mogs" state law (Supremacy Clause).
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>#🇯🇵Japan is turning footsteps into electricity!
>#🇯🇵Japan is turning footsteps into electricity!
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>the antagonist is literally kuz
>comes from other spirit-god appealing family (kolyma.net)
>summon demons -from kolyma 'cord
>tries to summon soypocalipse
>did 'p (or something with his sister)
>vanishes after finding a foid
>the antagonist is literally kuz
>comes from other spirit-god appealing family (kolyma.net)
>summon demons -from kolyma 'cord
>tries to summon soypocalipse
>did 'p (or something with his sister)
>vanishes after finding a foid
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>heh, take that soicuckz! now u cant make fun of my shit country anymore!
>heh, take that soicuckz! now u cant make fun of my shit country anymore!
R: 4 / I: 2
Ban HTSM
Ban HTSM
R: 8 / I: 3
Nusubvariant dropped
Nusubvariant dropped
R: 3 / I: 0
>being such a DNB of a country that your prince leaks so hard at baitposts on snarky snappy that xe blocks the site
>being such a DNB of a country that your prince leaks so hard at baitposts on snarky snappy that xe blocks the site
R: 6 / I: 5
>SNCA
toby fox has done irreparable damage to thrembillions of cacas
>SNCA
toby fox has done irreparable damage to thrembillions of cacas
R: 2 / I: 0
Check em
Check em
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Any updates on the nusoi imageboard software?
Any updates on the nusoi imageboard software?
R: 2 / I: 2
>gigachad_futa.png is not real take your fucking med-
>gigachad_futa.png is not real take your fucking med-
R: 6 / I: 3
What's up niggers, it's Kliksjak. Remember to shift+click threads you don't like on the catty.
What's up niggers, it's Kliksjak. Remember to shift+click threads you don't like on the catty.
R: 0 / I: 0
Fucking long-dead website
Fucking long-dead website
R: 3 / I: 1
itt we make new hunkies
itt we make new hunkies
R: 1 / I: 0
>gooning to the thought of the fuggen jardeee
>gooning to the thought of the fuggen jardeee
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Ohnononononono DNB haters not like this
Ohnononononono DNB haters not like this
R: 6 / I: 3
>*Teleports behind you*
>*Steals your genes*
>Wider than you ahmed
what would you do
>*Teleports behind you*
>*Steals your genes*
>Wider than you ahmed
what would you do
R: 7 / I: 3
“Why do we and the Pharisees fast much,
but your disciples do not fast?”
Jesus answered them, “Can the wedding guests mourn
as long as the bridegroom is with them?
The days will come when the bridegroom is taken away from them,
and then they will fast.”
Matthew 9:14-15
St. Francisco Marto and St. Jacinta Marto, ora pro nobis.
Daily Lenten Gospel - Day 3
The disciples of John approached Jesus and said,“Why do we and the Pharisees fast much,
but your disciples do not fast?”
Jesus answered them, “Can the wedding guests mourn
as long as the bridegroom is with them?
The days will come when the bridegroom is taken away from them,
and then they will fast.”
Matthew 9:14-15
St. Francisco Marto and St. Jacinta Marto, ora pro nobis.
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Well, can (You) handle this?
Could /soy/ handle fighting 10 kids simultaneously?
Well, can (You) handle this?
R: 15 / I: 13
>fuggen bran1ggers stealin' my heckin' gemmy soy woahjaque 2018 maymay templates mayne
>fuggen bran1ggers stealin' my heckin' gemmy soy woahjaque 2018 maymay templates mayne
R: 1 / I: 0
old toss
old toss
R: 27 / I: 4
VIDEOS (COMMENT, LIKE AND DO WHATEVER TO MAKE THEM HAVE MORE VIEWS
https://soyjakwiki.org/Colonization_of_Nico_Nico_Douga#All_videos
UPLOAD A VIDEO TO NICONICO DOUGA
https://garage.nicovideo.jp/niconico-garage/video/videos/upload
NICONICO DOUGA RAID THREAD 3
only raid going on right now awardVIDEOS (COMMENT, LIKE AND DO WHATEVER TO MAKE THEM HAVE MORE VIEWS
https://soyjakwiki.org/Colonization_of_Nico_Nico_Douga#All_videos
UPLOAD A VIDEO TO NICONICO DOUGA
https://garage.nicovideo.jp/niconico-garage/video/videos/upload
R: 4 / I: 2
>inageboard culture
>inageboard culture
R: 2 / I: 1
>gigapenguin
>gigapenguin
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I'm a nusoi who just joined the sharty, what am I in for?
I'm a nusoi who just joined the sharty, what am I in for?
R: 6 / I: 2
@Grok generate Miss Circle with SMALL breasts
@Grok generate Miss Circle with SMALL breasts
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don't act like it ain't swedey
don't act like it ain't swedey
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Im at work taking a brake right now. I crave the leftover pizza in my fridge, but I feel sad knowing that I won't be able to eat it until the evening.
Im at work taking a brake right now. I crave the leftover pizza in my fridge, but I feel sad knowing that I won't be able to eat it until the evening.
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hand drawn 'aks thread bc the one in /pol is dead lmao
hand drawn 'aks thread bc the one in /pol is dead lmao
R: 61 / I: 10
They deleted the archived frankie fey dox thread
They deleted the archived frankie fey dox thread
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>phased, bothered, not in my lane, floundering
>phased, bothered, not in my lane, floundering
R: 4 / I: 0
Wait do jannies ACTUALY clean up nas threads? What happened
Wait do jannies ACTUALY clean up nas threads? What happened
R: 7 / I: 1
I still care about you after all these years…
I still care about you after all these years…
R: 0 / I: 0
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>pushing bricks on the block
>pushing bricks on the block
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stoned ass fuck ask me anyhying
stoned ass fuck ask me anyhying
R: 0 / I: 0
Does anyone want to play recroom with me
we can do funny raids and stuff
Recroom is like VRchat but more like 'blox and it has moderation that works, it's playable on PC and android doebeit
https://store.steampowered.com/app/471710/Rec_Room/
Does anyone want to play recroom with me
we can do funny raids and stuff
Recroom is like VRchat but more like 'blox and it has moderation that works, it's playable on PC and android doebeit
https://store.steampowered.com/app/471710/Rec_Room/
R: 5 / I: 3
Users of all levels are welcome to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share experiences.
* Please be civil, notice the "Friendly" in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread *
Before asking for help, please check our list of resources.
If you would like to try out GNU/Linux you can do one of the following:
0) Install a GNU/Linux distribution of your choice in a Virtual Machine.
1) Install a GNU/Linux distribution of your choice on bare metal and run your previous OS in a Virtual Machine.
2) Use a live image and to boot directly into the GNU/Linux distribution without installing anything.
3) Go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux.
Resources: Please spend at least a minute to check a web search engine with your question.
Many free software projects have active mailing lists.
Users of all levels are welcome to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share experiences.
* Please be civil, notice the "Friendly" in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread *
Before asking for help, please check our list of resources.
If you would like to try out GNU/Linux you can do one of the following:
0) Install a GNU/Linux distribution of your choice in a Virtual Machine.
1) Install a GNU/Linux distribution of your choice on bare metal and run your previous OS in a Virtual Machine.
2) Use a live image and to boot directly into the GNU/Linux distribution without installing anything.
3) Go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux.
Resources: Please spend at least a minute to check a web search engine with your question.
Many free software projects have active mailing lists.
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>The Aryan nameroll does NOT append "im aryan btw" to your post.
>The Aryan nameroll does NOT append "im aryan btw" to your post.
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I want to work on my sharty OC effortstone but I got distracted again and posted on /soy/ for 4 hours straight instead
somephono that still makes OC here, how do you get shit done?
no arrow
I want to work on my sharty OC effortstone but I got distracted again and posted on /soy/ for 4 hours straight instead
somephono that still makes OC here, how do you get shit done?
no arrow
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>Mane dis be me and mah cuhsin las summah
>Mane dis be me and mah cuhsin las summah
R: 4 / I: 0
Does anyone have that one video of that guy playing an accordion and is singing in Polish or something
Does anyone have that one video of that guy playing an accordion and is singing in Polish or something
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>Soyjaks: Evolution of an earlier meme used to bait and hated by users of the dying website that popularised its predecessor
<Hunks: Evolution of an earlier meme used to bait and hated by users of the dying website that popularised its predecessor
>Soyjaks: Evolution of an earlier meme used to bait and hated by users of the dying website that popularised its predecessor
<Hunks: Evolution of an earlier meme used to bait and hated by users of the dying website that popularised its predecessor
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my dad once gave me a small loan of a million dollars
my dad once gave me a small loan of a million dollars
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how do I let women know that I am not a moid that rapes women or is a pedophile and that I am actually part of the chill ones
how do I let women know that I am not a moid that rapes women or is a pedophile and that I am actually part of the chill ones
R: 3 / I: 0
imagine being quote, inventor of the sharty, he's like willy wonka a little bit i wanna be just like him someday
imagine being quote, inventor of the sharty, he's like willy wonka a little bit i wanna be just like him someday
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THE SLIPPERY SLOPE!?
THE SLIPPERY SLOPE!?
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Is BBW sharty culture?
Is BBW sharty culture?
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» When You Find Out The Child Isn’t Biologically Yours, What’s The Next Step? «
» When You Find Out The Child Isn’t Biologically Yours, What’s The Next Step? «
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Cosby killer o algo
Cosby killer o algo
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I shower once a year
I shower once a year
R: 5 / I: 2
I lowcobenuinely shed tears when I saw this. How about (You) /soy/?
I lowcobenuinely shed tears when I saw this. How about (You) /soy/?
R: 0 / I: 0
Day 4 of posting George Floyd Creepy pastas because of how much I fucking hate quote
Day 4 of posting George Floyd Creepy pastas because of how much I fucking hate quote
R: 1 / I: 0
Is Goatis gem or coal ?
Is Goatis gem or coal ?
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>making an entire thread because this image made muh clitty leak
>making an entire thread because this image made muh clitty leak
R: 6 / I: 1
I'm taking a shit right now
I'm taking a shit right now
R: 5 / I: 2
Flying niggers are real ask joe
Flying niggers are real ask joe
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Theory: Froot added "and oreos" to nojak to appease fpeposters
"I’m trans btw" "or something" "award" "o algo" etc. are all common catchphrases. Everyone associated them with the variants except nojak. Nobody said the phrase "and oreos" frequently before namerolls. It wasnt a common catchphrase.
R: 0 / I: 0
i am a new soy who just joined
i am a new soy who just joined
R: 2 / I: 0
>the trans queen has a bwc
>the trans queen has a bwc
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If I hear that porn prevents sex crimes, then why do gooners say that I am not fit for sex because I have a small penis and I am not muscular due to autism?
If I hear that porn prevents sex crimes, then why do gooners say that I am not fit for sex because I have a small penis and I am not muscular due to autism?
R: 5 / I: 1
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How long before an amerilard proves it?
>
How long before an amerilard proves it?
>
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Could quote allowing NAS be interpreted as the breaking of soot's final wish? fuggen jerdee
Could quote allowing NAS be interpreted as the breaking of soot's final wish? fuggen jerdee
R: 3 / I: 1
Everything is so vulgar, if you could build your own world, what would it look like?
Everything is so vulgar, if you could build your own world, what would it look like?
R: 4 / I: 1
>Why I am shaded?
>Why I am shaded?
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>they sdded funko pops to marvel
>they sdded funko pops to marvel
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me and the wife
me and the wife
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made an FNF pedo clitty leak AMA
made an FNF pedo clitty leak AMA
R: 5 / I: 0
Wha exactly was the ‘o incident?
Wha exactly was the ‘o incident?
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⎅⟒⏃⎅ ⋏⟟☌☌⟒⍀ ⍜⎎ ⏃ ⍙⟒⏚⌇⟟⏁⟒
⎅⟒⏃⎅ ⋏⟟☌☌⟒⍀ ⍜⎎ ⏃ ⍙⟒⏚⌇⟟⏁⟒
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>bobr kurwa weeel NEVA be rocksta-
<ONE TREEE! ONE ONE TOOTH! ONE SPECIES! ONE TRUTH
<ONE RIVER, ONE DAM, ONE BROWN FURRCOAT
<ONE POLE, ONE BITE O KURWA GRYZE OH WOAHHH OOAH HOH OH OHYEAHHH
>bobr kurwa weeel NEVA be rocksta-
<ONE TREEE! ONE ONE TOOTH! ONE SPECIES! ONE TRUTH
<ONE RIVER, ONE DAM, ONE BROWN FURRCOAT
<ONE POLE, ONE BITE O KURWA GRYZE OH WOAHHH OOAH HOH OH OHYEAHHH
R: 0 / I: 0
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GEG. I found this screenshot from back when I was a normgroid.
I didn't like using plebbit btw, but xitter and 'stagram are arguably more shit
GEG. I found this screenshot from back when I was a normgroid.
I didn't like using plebbit btw, but xitter and 'stagram are arguably more shit
R: 2 / I: 1
>ex fatty who was shamed by her ex bf posted a new bideo about mcrib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzSoB6P4UQU
>ex fatty who was shamed by her ex bf posted a new bideo about mcrib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzSoB6P4UQU
R: 22 / I: 2
>your post ID predicts the future theory
test fuggen jerdee
>your post ID predicts the future theory
test fuggen jerdee
R: 4 / I: 2
Sneed site? Sneed site.
Sneed site? Sneed site.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 25 / I: 3
>THOSE BALD CARTOON MEN WITH GLASSES MADE WITH MSPAINT ARE FUCKING DEMOOOOOONS
https://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/41989732
>THOSE BALD CARTOON MEN WITH GLASSES MADE WITH MSPAINT ARE FUCKING DEMOOOOOONS
https://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/41989732
R: 1 / I: 1
Were you ever on an island?
Were you ever on an island?
R: 5 / I: 1
Is /soy/ the nu nu/qa/?
Is /soy/ the nu nu/qa/?
R: 1 / I: 0
>open log
>first thread is troonslop with 100 reppys
JSITFD at this point nigga
>open log
>first thread is troonslop with 100 reppys
JSITFD at this point nigga
R: 2 / I: 0
New neutralplier subvariant
New neutralplier subvariant
R: 17 / I: 7
The Beatles is troonslop
The Beatles is troonslop
R: 5 / I: 0
Should I learn how to juggle?
Should I learn how to juggle?
R: 4 / I: 3
No BBC challenge will be held February 29, 30 and 31
No BBC challenge will be held February 29, 30 and 31
R: 0 / I: 0
Nigga where is the fnac 2 thread? Weren't still some VAs needed?
Nigga where is the fnac 2 thread? Weren't still some VAs needed?
R: 5 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
New giga might generate more tomorrow though
New giga might generate more tomorrow though
R: 5 / I: 1
Hello everyone on soyjak.party,
I am an employee from the Bundesverfassungsschutz (Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution), Right-Wing Extremism department. My superiors have tasked me with systematically monitoring, analyzing, and logging all the right-wing extremist content posted here.
Please keep posting your memes, threads, and “based” takes as usual — it helps me a lot with my daily reports. Everything is automatically saved and forwarded to Berlin.
Thank you for the good cooperation,
BfV Abteilung 2
Hello everyone on soyjak.party,
I am an employee from the Bundesverfassungsschutz (Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution), Right-Wing Extremism department. My superiors have tasked me with systematically monitoring, analyzing, and logging all the right-wing extremist content posted here.
Please keep posting your memes, threads, and “based” takes as usual — it helps me a lot with my daily reports. Everything is automatically saved and forwarded to Berlin.
Thank you for the good cooperation,
BfV Abteilung 2
R: 0 / I: 0
Counting the days until 4chan becomes a dead nigger.
How long do I have to wait?
Counting the days until 4chan becomes a dead nigger.
How long do I have to wait?
R: 0 / I: 0
>THE BULL BOUGHT ME A NEW FUNKO POP
>THE BULL BOUGHT ME A NEW FUNKO POP
R: 0 / I: 0
If joker from batman existed he would be a troon
If joker from batman existed he would be a troon
R: 1 / I: 1
>it's plastico on a plastic beach
>it's plastico on a plastic beach
R: 5 / I: 1
O algo
Algospeaking check this out
R: 3 / I: 0
Hunky got moves
>
Hunky got moves
>
R: 16 / I: 6
Which one are you choosing, nusoi?
Which one are you choosing, nusoi?
R: 0 / I: 0
&^^
&^^
R: 2 / I: 1
RACIAL HOLY WAR IS NOW
TND IN 5 MINUTES
RACIAL HOLY WAR IS NOW
TND IN 5 MINUTES
R: 1 / I: 0
AH shit man! Those sambosas were so good. Ramadan is awesome!
AH shit man! Those sambosas were so good. Ramadan is awesome!
R: 15 / I: 4
Just watched the Frankie Fey video and have no idea why you niggers had to go on and dox her. She is cute and was respectful of soyjak history and you SLFs still had to go on and further ruin this site’s reputation
Just watched the Frankie Fey video and have no idea why you niggers had to go on and dox her. She is cute and was respectful of soyjak history and you SLFs still had to go on and further ruin this site’s reputation
R: 1 / I: 1
what happened to the beesquitoes
what happened to the beesquitoes
R: 0 / I: 0
>You ARE "neurodivergent"
>You ARE oppressed
>You ARE to be pitied
>You ARE mentally ill
>You WILL take your meds
>You ARE "neurodivergent"
>You ARE oppressed
>You ARE to be pitied
>You ARE mentally ill
>You WILL take your meds
R: 18 / I: 12
>blacked soytan porn
>troonhou
>furfag glibblezorpson
>fpe
>nyanwolf
>azumanga daiyoh
>watamote
>zellig
>blacked soytan porn
>troonhou
>furfag glibblezorpson
>fpe
>nyanwolf
>azumanga daiyoh
>watamote
>zellig
R: 3 / I: 2
cobso killer
cobso killer
R: 2 / I: 1
>obsessed pancake o algo
>obsessed pancake o algo
R: 7 / I: 3
I have exams in a few hours can someone help me
Im in college btw so above 18
I have exams in a few hours can someone help me
Im in college btw so above 18
R: 3 / I: 0
INDIA IS ACTUALLY COOL
INDIA IS ACTUALLY COOL
R: 3 / I: 2
You guys see my really cool gemmy thread? Well none of you are invited. It's an awesome thread, with woahjacks and soyjacks and they're all wholesome and incomprehensible, and NONE OF YOU CAN POST.
You guys see my really cool gemmy thread? Well none of you are invited. It's an awesome thread, with woahjacks and soyjacks and they're all wholesome and incomprehensible, and NONE OF YOU CAN POST.
R: 0 / I: 0
Is it possible to get a beautiful blak trans girlfriend like this in Slovakia?
Is it possible to get a beautiful blak trans girlfriend like this in Slovakia?
R: 0 / I: 0
>goyim are people too
>goyim are people too
R: 2 / I: 1
/qa/ drawfag thread
ITT we post brimstone made by /qa/ drawfags
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 31 / I: 31
itt we post rage comics
itt we post rage comics
R: 5 / I: 1
>I curse thee long dead website cuckolds for making my johnson leak! thou art brimstone and your pornographic images enrage me. Moderators, please banish all these fools for their nefarious behavior! After all, the /soy/ board is only for the highest of quality postings! Oh thou Quotum, what say you?
>I curse thee long dead website cuckolds for making my johnson leak! thou art brimstone and your pornographic images enrage me. Moderators, please banish all these fools for their nefarious behavior! After all, the /soy/ board is only for the highest of quality postings! Oh thou Quotum, what say you?
R: 3 / I: 0
What if there was a Sharty imageboard but by and for the Japanese
What if there was a Sharty imageboard but by and for the Japanese
R: 0 / I: 0
Sansjak wabag
Sansjak wabag
R: 0 / I: 0
This thread is of a rather verbose nature due to the enviable vernacular vocabulary of the english tongue. but without further ado I present my thread. Due to the unfortunate and in hindsight inevitable fact that individual posts on the estrogenics which are found in soy related products influenced man who's head was subject to depilation website owned by it's British administrator, "Quote" are at an all time low during hours in which people who are part of small countries that are members of the european union are cognisant and I find it of uttermost importance and concern.
>I have intentionally not included a green arrow as for I look like the image attached to this post and I say the words said in this post.
This thread is of a rather verbose nature due to the enviable vernacular vocabulary of the english tongue. but without further ado I present my thread. Due to the unfortunate and in hindsight inevitable fact that individual posts on the estrogenics which are found in soy related products influenced man who's head was subject to depilation website owned by it's British administrator, "Quote" are at an all time low during hours in which people who are part of small countries that are members of the european union are cognisant and I find it of uttermost importance and concern.
>I have intentionally not included a green arrow as for I look like the image attached to this post and I say the words said in this post.
R: 5 / I: 5
Is this an IAS?
Is this an IAS?
R: 2 / I: 5
>This Fish Deeply Changed How I See Myself
>This Fish Deeply Changed How I See Myself
R: 121 / I: 23
Windows 10 Iot Enterprise LTSC cured my Linux distrohopping
Windows 10 Iot Enterprise LTSC cured my Linux distrohopping
R: 2 / I: 3
>wut le fug iz dis ef pee eee thang bix nood? dat do bee sumthin' to eet mayne?
>wut le fug iz dis ef pee eee thang bix nood? dat do bee sumthin' to eet mayne?
R: 10 / I: 0
What happens if I use the ((("🔒" admin locked templates))) on the 'ki? Do I get banished? award
What happens if I use the ((("🔒" admin locked templates))) on the 'ki? Do I get banished? award
R: 2 / I: 4
Rapeape should open /qa/ and only allow fnf to be posted there once quote shuts it down
Rapeape should open /qa/ and only allow fnf to be posted there once quote shuts it down
R: 397 / I: 65
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
Soy Conlang General Thread
ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 4 / I: 2
Rapeape should open /qa/ and only allow hunky to be posted there once quote shuts it down
Rapeape should open /qa/ and only allow hunky to be posted there once quote shuts it down
R: 15 / I: 2
do you think that xhe cares?
do you think that xhe cares?
R: 1 / I: 0
itt we put random numbers in the embed and see what appears
itt we put random numbers in the embed and see what appears
R: 1 / I: 1
>2023 was 5,292,239 braps ago
>2023 was 5,292,239 braps ago
R: 7 / I: 2
You nusois keep ignoring my gems so here's a bait thread instead. Fuck you. You don't deserve gems because you take them for granted.
You nusois keep ignoring my gems so here's a bait thread instead. Fuck you. You don't deserve gems because you take them for granted.
R: 20 / I: 5
>under 60pph
quote just shut it down already
>under 60pph
quote just shut it down already
R: 1 / I: 0
>2023 was 0.75 showers ago
>2023 was 0.75 showers ago
R: 0 / I: 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY9nZehqMfM
Come comment on this Homestuck troon's shitty indiean art project, /soy/cacas
Hussie is at it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY9nZehqMfM
Come comment on this Homestuck troon's shitty indiean art project, /soy/cacas
Hussie is at it again
R: 2 / I: 2
Why are they so retarded and subhuman?
Why are they so retarded and subhuman?
R: 4 / I: 3
>I've joined the sharty 1 minute ago
>I've joined the sharty 1 minute ago
R: 0 / I: 0
>We monegasques are aryan o algo
>We monegasques are aryan o algo
R: 482 / I: 102
A Heist with Neutralplier
>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 1 / I: 0
>is this really what you spend your time doing? seething over monaco? get a life ou quelque chose
>is this really what you spend your time doing? seething over monaco? get a life ou quelque chose
R: 0 / I: 0
>Dude.. Dude.. Hol’ up… SCIENCE!!!!!!!!
>Dude.. Dude.. Hol’ up… SCIENCE!!!!!!!!
R: 5 / I: 0
JSID
JSID
R: 1 / I: 0
>monacoposting will never catch on, so just leave us alone already you obsessed faggots
>monacoposting will never catch on, so just leave us alone already you obsessed faggots
R: 1 / I: 0
>Yeah, the Putein files are just a distraction from the liberals, or something.
>Yeah, the Putein files are just a distraction from the liberals, or something.
R: 3 / I: 0
I once remember going to soyjak.st/p, and it said 403 forbidden instead of 404 not found
I once remember going to soyjak.st/p, and it said 403 forbidden instead of 404 not found
R: 2 / I: 0
>When the bull is african black instead of hood black
>When the bull is african black instead of hood black
R: 3 / I: 0
itt we rape everyone
itt we rape everyone
R: 0 / I: 0
>distraction from the epstein files
>distraction from the epstein files
R: 0 / I: 0
>walkable soylent bottled
>walkable soylent bottled
R: 1 / I: 0
why isn't 'g working for me? when I click it I hear nothing
why isn't 'g working for me? when I click it I hear nothing
R: 133 / I: 39
What do you do?
NusoiNeanderthal Adventure
The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.What do you do?
R: 507 / I: 103
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 557 / I: 124
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 441 / I: 76
are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 465 / I: 193
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
OPERATION REALITY 2
Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 330 / I: 223
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 534 / I: 251
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread
>slid again awardin the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Soysylum Adventure
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.