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i genuinely just literally got raped in the fucking asshole by a bwc and came everywhere when it touched my prostate like a faggot i feel so disgusting what fuck do i literally do nigger
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I literally just got home after being anally raped. I genuinely feel so fucking disgusting right now. Genuinely how could I let another man fuck my ass and cum in me? Genuinely I fucking hate myself right now I am so disgusting I can't believe I just let a man rape me and cum inside my ass. Genuinely how could I let this happen? And not only that but as his cock got deeper it began touching my prostate and it actually fucking felt good having my prostate touched by his tip and I feel like a disgusting faggot sissy I didn't want this I didn't consent how am I so much of a filthy faggot slut that I let a man cum in my ass and enjoy it, even if only a little bit. My ass hurts idk why my nerves just made me feel that way I am disgusting I hate myself I can't get foids yet somehow I can take a fat cock like a slutty bitch faggot? Genuinely what do I do?
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I literally just got home after anally raping someone. I genuinely feel so fucking euphoric right now. Genuinely how could I top this feeling? Genuinely I fucking love myself right now I am so strong and alpha I can't believe I just raped a man and came inside his ass. Genuinely how did i pull that off? And not only that but as my cock got deeper it began touching his prostate and it actually fucking felt good having my tip tickle his fun button and I feel like a manic faggot bear I wanted this he didn't consent how am I so much of a filthy faggot stud that I came in his ass and enjoyed it, even if only a little bit. His ass probably hurts idk why my nerves just made me feel that way I am perverse buu I love myself I can't get foids yet somehow I can dish out my fat cock like a horny rapist faggot? Genuinely what else can i do
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alexander the great would not be as fondly remembered if he lived longer because he would have done a fuck-up that raped his legacy
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this site is becoming the long-dead website
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miss circle large breast
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>LQRD AND SAVIQR DQNALD TRVMP will be launching wigger nukes across europe to save the south according to my carrier mcchicken who flew all the way to tel aviv to bring you such news, vishnu bless or however the prayers are sent to the masses
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which would you rather fuck? neither have gotten bottom surgery
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do 'eens still care about raiding?
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>wanting to fuck miss circle ev&oe she's a child murderer
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>guy who draws poopsons and shitjaks all day and calls himself the party pooper
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>what's wrong, nusoi? come sit on my lap, not like i would ever grope you without consent or anything along those silly things…
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I literally just got home after being anally raped. I genuinely feel so fucking disgusting right now. Genuinely how could I let another man fuck my ass and cum in me? Genuinely I fucking hate myself right now I am so disgusting I can't believe I just let a man rape me and cum inside my ass. Genuinely how could I let this happen? And not only that but as his cock got deeper it began touching my prostate and it actually fucking felt good having my prostate touched by his tip and I feel like a disgusting faggot sissy I didn't want this I didn't consent how am I so much of a filthy faggot slut that I let a man cum in my ass and enjoy it, even if only a little bit. My ass hurts idk why my nerves just made me feel that way I am disgusting I hate myself I can't get foids yet somehow I can take a fat cock like a slutty bitch faggot? Genuinely what do I do?
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What is the worst thing you've ever seen on the internet that isn't illegal?
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why so fatfur nyaa~ o algo
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>Ok
marge what is the context of this fuggen jerdee
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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i archived the fag rape bait thread
many gegs had but where you really baiting op?https://megalodon.jp/2026-0220-1216-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15258260.html
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>encyclopedia dramatica
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im considering leaving because of how stale raiding has been, even when i contributed in the last meaningful "raid" against diavatalks, i was the one sending all the 'za and 'craignukes despite the thread moving at 5+ posts a minute. raiding is the only reason i even use this site anymore and im the only one who cares to do it.
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which z*rtyCUCK is getting the best head
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>healthy masculinity
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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.
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who wins in a fight?
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>eat ze bug
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fucking Jarty
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youtube is 3 panes now
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I'm the mayor of a small rural town in the US state of Illinois. AMA
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why did the thread about the guy who got raped get deleted
was it not bait
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alternatives to 'za

I know this is SNCA but does anybody know ways to IRL troll other than ordering 'zas? needs to be free too if possible
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BREATHE IF U A PEDOPHILE JERDEECUCK
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RAID SCOUTING THREAD

>what is this thread about?

'eens will browse the web, looking for sites to attack for the next big raid.

post everything you find here, and discuss raiding tactics for potential nuraids
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guys
i think i was born in the wrong body
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>ITT dox jardee
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im extremely racist.
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>raid meeeeeee
>raid meeeeeee jerdeeeh
>raiiid meeeeee
>raid meee agaiiiin
>im not the only slut
>yeaahhh
>i need it in mah butt
>yeaahhhhh
>im not the only slut
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dubs decides what i goon to
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NewGOD questions for oldGODS thread
I remember seeing a thread like this and it was good but also I have some questions (I'm not a newGOD doebeit so I might answer some too)
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>Baskin roberts
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>ITT we sexualize cobblestone
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>I fucking love science
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why is there asian shit everywhere
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ITT dox jardee
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brimestone that needs to be gemmed

>marge?

similar to post the on /raid/, it is filled with tranny brimstone filth

chat filter slurs but allows custom usernames with no signup

onio.club
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What are your favorite stims?
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Pingas on the 'log
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ITT we sexualize cobblestone
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Does doing no bad actions but thinking bad things make you a bad person or does how much you feel bad about doing bad things make you a good person
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She is so cute I want to cook meth with her
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In what situation would you use this image?

>being the situation this image is used for
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you no make bing bong ahh log
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nu 'mutt
>coca cola sauce or how I'd eat that at Buc-ee's
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fat sumo nigger
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Operation Kim Jong Un

THIS RAID IS A TANGENTIAL RAID FOR OPERATION: POMMU AND THE ONGOING COLONISATION OF NICONICODOUGA

Let's raid and spam in Japanese imageboards because the reactions would be pretty funny, and because many of these are full of tranny nigger paedophile japcucks
Some prime targets:
* http://momi3.net/ (もみぞう; Momizou)
* https://www.2chan.net/ (ふたば☆ちゃんねる; Futaba Channel)
maybe more but these were the most interesting ones i had in mind

What will we do?
You'll need a VPN that can connect to Japan because these imageboards are all selfish little fucks that ban you if you post from outside of Japan

Spam Korean nationalist sentences like "한국은 작은 일본을 무너뜨릴 것이다" (Korea will crush tiny Japan)
There's the possibility the imageboard might block any sentence with Korean writing (because xey hate koreans geg), if that happens use the Japanese translation (韓国は小さな日本を潰すだろう), make sure to use google translate or anything that is obviously machine translated
Alternatively write Chinese slogans insulting Japan (since Chinese and Japanese share a writing system it's much harder for them to block Chinese messages)

Alternatively pretend to be Indian/Pakistani/Nepali migrant workers and say stuff like "saar we are coming for your women saar india is are wonned" but translated to japanese
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>goes to a fancy restaurant to order plants in a bowl
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it says in the news today that some guy named Mr. Beast is a homosexual racist pedo nigger
>SHOCKING NEWS: FAMOUS YOUTUBER MR. BEAST RAN IN THE STREET NAKED WITH HIS BIG BIRD OUT AND blak NIGGERS WERE FUCKING HIM IN PUBLIC OR SOMETHING
he has also a small BBC btw
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if this thread gets 1000 replies quote has to add an "unquote" button right next to the quote button for us giggers
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>I identify as Aryan
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>getting molested
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Do tranners like shy bottom boys? >w<
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why is every pooner that used this site obsessed with soytan and nate?
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Does Anyone Else Feel Bad For Him? :(

I know TND and all but does anyone feel bad for this one? I know that it's supposed to be an Aryan gem but something about his face makes me take pity on him. He genuinely looks human, almost, like he's feeling genuine pain and isn't just some soulless jeet. I think I'm going to cry.
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>what is salad is that some sort of chinese invention or something
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>geg this shitskin anglo is so jealous of my pure white heritage go and take it up the ass for abdul and make a curry for him while youre at it, disgusting subhuman scum
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what photo editors do you use to make your gems
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i want to stop

i feel awash with guilt every time i beat it, how do i stop
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torrenting

how do i confirm the torrent i got from fitgirl is not a virus? how do i update the vidya and preserve my saved files?
>seeding is le bad
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>Do tranners like shy bottom boys? >w<
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Is he a good variant?
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I like the soyjak party I don't really know what the fuck is going on here most of the time
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kys pisslamic shitskins
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I literally just got home after being anally raped. I genuinely feel so fucking disgusting right now. Genuinely how could I let another man fuck my ass and cum in me? Genuinely I fucking hate myself right now I am so disgusting I can't believe I just let a man rape me and cum inside my ass. Genuinely how could I let this happen? And not only that but as his cock got deeper it began touching my prostate and it actually fucking felt good having my prostate touched by his tip and I feel like a disgusting faggot sissy I didn't want this I didn't consent how am I so much of a filthy faggot slut that I let a man cum in my ass and enjoy it, even if only a little bit. My ass hurts idk why my nerves just made me feel that way I am disgusting I hate myself I can't get foids yet somehow I can take a fat cock like a slutty bitch faggot? Genuinely what do I do?
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>yuropoors dont even consume a quarter triple pound bbc with fries for breakfast or something like that
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I hate streamers literally worse than street beggars every one of them is a nigger TSD
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>walking up to a muslim and loudly eating in front of them looking into their eyes
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>eggman isn't caucasian
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>im voting for the republicans because they make the burgers or something
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Hi, everyone.

How leaky are mods of the Banty? Let's just say I gave them a taste of the 'ki tonight.
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>i voted for trump because he promised more bbc porn to israel or whatever
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>troons only make coa-ACK!
https://youtu.be/kFigkIIbr_Q?si=-isQLEynW7f0kcjD
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Soyness Combat thread number #9
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nigga…………….
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>obsessed yuropoors dont even shart in their food or something
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>taking a BWC up your ass, moaning, and posting about it on the sharty
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>the united kingdom isnt caucasian unlike azerbajian or something. been to buenos aires once, ZERO white people. #OceaniaHasFallen
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>Dude dude.. duuude… SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>BEING UNCIRCUMSIZED IS A HUGE NERF
<reddit space
>YOU WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE AN ANTEATER
<'ddit space
>EVERY GIRL IS SECRETLY DISGUSTED BY HOW IT LOOKS
<'dit space
>YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU AN AESTHETIC ADVANTAGE
<'it space
>TERRIBLE LIFE.
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WHOLESOME JAKS THREAD!!

post your wholesomejaks
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>god bless the united sharts or whatever
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>BGM
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>Ok sisters… let's unpack this.
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GEM THIS YT STREAM UP

STREAM LINK https://youtube.com/watch?v=rpJf2HWG3aI

GO GO GO
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>Oh sweet summer child.. it’s almost as if you’re not using reliable sources to win this debate! Yikes!
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>
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itt post bee bee sea gems
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Have you ever seen a nusoi fail this hard? She just deleted her post, btw.
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i don't get it why are we hostile towards new users instead of welcoming them do we even want the sharty to grow anymore?
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https://soyjakwiki.org/List_of_alternate_angle_templates
someone please update these
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rate the 'log right now albeit im not math
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quote stole my penis and used it for a doorstop at his mother's house.
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>oughugoughh we look like that
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It's only me.
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using soyspeak irl
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>you used to be the happiest man alive ever since you met her and had a child with her
>it all came down after the accident that left her completely paralyzed and brain damaged
>you couldn't bring yourself seeing her in this state
>the person you loved died on the accident and instead of wasting time with her corpse you chose to join her
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Im feeling lonely can someone be my sharty gf
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>Picture my booty up in 3d
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Don't mind me, I'm testing something
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usecace for fuggen jerdee?
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>Actual soyquotes in threads instead of incel or fairy tale shitflinging
Holy sovl
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Am I a homo?

I had a dream where I kissed a non-trap boy and whenever I need to take a fat shit, I like to get on my knees and shit and and forth because it feels good in my ass.
Am I gay?
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>And now we wish to honour you with the story of Joseph Smith The American Moses!
>Well this is very good, praise Christ
>Mormon!
>I'm going to take you back in time! (mormon)
>To the United States year 1823 (mormon)
>A small and odd village called oopstate New York (oopstate)
>There was Disease, and famine (so sick)
>But also in the village lived a simple farmer who would change everything
>His name was Joseph Smith
>Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
>Joseph Smith, American Moses!
>Praise be to Joseph! American prophet man
>Ay! My name is Joseph Smith, and I'm going to fuck this baby!
>What?!
>No no Joseph! Don't fuck the baby!
>Joseph Smith, don't fuck the baby!
>Suddenly the clouds parted
>And Joseph Smith was visited by God!
>Joseph Smith, do not fuck a baby
>I'll get rid of your AIDS if you fuck this frog
>Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
>Joseph Smith fucked the frog god gave him
>And his AIDS went away!
>Then a great wizard named Moroni came down from the Starship Enterprise
>Joseph Smith! Your village is shit!
>You should lead the villagers to a new village
>Take these fucking golden plates (away)
>And on the plates were written the directions to a new land
>Sal Tlay Ka Siti! (Sal Tlay Ka Siti!)
>Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates
>Liberation! Equality! No more slavery for oopstate Mormon people!
<Reddit space
>I got de golden plates! (gold plates)
>I gunna lead the people! (we head west)
>We gotta stick together! (for months)
>We gotta help each other! (we will for months)
>And so we climb the mountain! (we head west)
>And we cross the river (we head west)
>And we fight the oppression! (for months)
>By being nice to everyone (we are Mormons)
<Reddit space
>Not so fast Mormons! You shall not pass my mountain!
>(Down from the mountain look who comes! The American warman, Brigham Young!
>Yes! I am Brigham Young!
>I cut off my daughter's clitoris
>That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment!
>(Brigham Young, his nose was a clitoris)
>What will you do Joseph? Will you fight the clitoris man?
>Not fight him, help him! (oh)
>Joseph Smith took his magical fuck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young's clit-face
>And behold, Brigham was cured!
>Joseph Smith! Magical AIDS frog!
>Brigham Young, frog on his clit-face!
>Brigham Young was so grateful, he decided to join the Mormons and their journey
>Compassion!
>Courtesy!
<Reddit space
>Let's be really fucking polite to everyone!
>I got de golden plates! (gold plates)
>I gunna lead the people! (we head west)
>We gotta stick together! (for months)
>Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad (oh)
>After travelling for so long
>The Mormons ran out of fresh water
>And became sick, with dysentery
>(Water go to the water, water go to the cup
>Cup go to the stomach, shit come out the butt
>Shit go in the water, water go in the cup
>Shit go down the stomach, shit come out the butt)
>Oh fuck!
<Reddit space
>Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick!
>(Shit go in the water, water go in the cup
>Cup go to the thirsty, shit go to the stomach
>Blood come out the butt
>Blood go in the water, water go in the cup
>Cup to the the cup
>Shit blood in the stomach, shit blood in the mouth
>Shit blood on the insides, water come out the butt)
>Brigham Young, you must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the promise land!
>Desperation!
>Mortality!
>Loss of faith!
>Ah, got the golden plates (gold plates)
>I gunna lead the people (we head west)?
>Even though their prophet had died
>The Mormons stuck together
>And helped each other
>And were really nice to everyone they came across
>And then one day, the Mormons finally found
>Sal Tlay Ka Siti! (Sal Tlay Ka Siti!)
>And then, the Mormons danced with ewoks
>And were greeted by Jesus!
>Welcome Mormons!
>Now, let's all have as many babies as we can
>And make big, Mormon families!
>Woohoo!
<Reddit space
>Fuck your woman, fuck your man
>It is all part of God's plan
>Mormons help God as they can
>Here in Salt Lake City land!
>Thank you! Thank you
>For now we are fucking
>Thank you! Thank you
>Come god wants us fucking
>Thank you! Thank you
>But get back to fucking
>Thank you! Thank you god!
>Joseph Smith fuck frog
>Brigham Young clit face
>Shit come out the but
>Jesus says fuck fuck Mormons
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>being a handicapped wheelchair user with major mental disability but having the perfect tall and strong gentle femdom mommy to take care of you and bring you crayons so can pass time around her
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merge every board into >>>/hobby/ again
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SOICUCKS… SAY IT WITH ME
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>soytan
>soyniqua
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holy fucking coal
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>
this gif is a nightmare fuel. I can't explain why, but the way he moves his hands and head is horrifying.
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shroomcord is real. I am deleting this thread in 1 minute. I can't reveal my identity
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This is me posting my L, hope your happy moids

It’s a really awkward story, I was over at his place and asked to use the toilet, he told me to use the bathroom down the hall, not the one right next to his room, anyway I didn't listen to him because that sounded stupid for me to have to walk all the way down the hall just to use the toilet. so I go into the toilet he told me not to use, and right next to the toilet I find a towel on the floor, weird, but not the weirdest thing, the bathroom like except for that towel was nice, clean and he even had a little bin in there too so I wasn't too concerned till I noticed a corner of the white towel was stained yellow.

Curiosity killed the cat so I picked the towel up to see just what was going on and noticed it smelt like deodorant, but still had a strong smell of piss, immediately I started putting it all together and felt disgusted I had just picked up a towel encrusted with a moids piss, WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I expect this kind of shit from patients at work, not someone I’m dating.

Immediately I walked back into his bedroom and threw the piss towel in his face and screamed at him calling him a disgusting subhuman manchild, he tried to calm me down by pathetically explaining because he has foreskin he needed a way to wipe piss off his shriveled little dick after he was done + sometimes he somehow misses while pissing and has to clean it up, eww eww eww this is why I hate moids seriously what the fuck, like apart from this he was a great guy had paid for everything on our dates and even stalking around a little bit I only saw how good he was, he paraglided and was a few years younger then me but had his life together pretty well, good photos and no forensic history.

I don't know why I stuck around to argue with him over this, somehow, I thought he would change, but this moid LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME

oh yeah, I asked why the fuck did you not use toilet paper? "errrm well when I use toilet paper it sometimes it tears off and sticks to my dick and it’s difficult to get off" apparently even pissing in the toilet accurately is hard, lol I’ve had geriatric patients without a prostate have less issues then this moid, he talked to me abt split streams and how his dick is bent and so much other shit, like this dude was autistic as fuck explaining how difficult it was to accurately piss.

I wish I had taken a photo of his pathetic piss towel to mock him with, but seriously I’m not being weird here this was a genuinely grown man acting like a teenager blaked his ass and tried to forget, but this incident got so much deeper under my skin then anything disgusting I’d seen at work, I can separate my time inside hospital and outside hospital pretty well but this felt like it blurred the lines for me, had escaped the hospital to remind me of every old moids piss I had cleaned up, I’m not heartless I have endless sympathy and love for my patients and don't pass judgement on them to maintain our therapeutic relationship but this man had forced me to touch piss without gloves on, for what?????? WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE A PISS TOWEL???
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Let's say hypothetically, how many DNBs would it take to change a light bulb?
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Quote o algo award
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>i love adding random statements praising the rape of prepubescent girls to the end of my posts because they stop shitposters copying my soyjak.party post with a gray man image!
>now time to think of the perfect 10 word endorsement of child rape to put after my soyquote about walkable cities!
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>2023 was 0.75 showers ago
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keep buttering me up hunay
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im trans btw

IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO RAID THEN JOIN THIS
Feel free to upload soy-related videos to NicoNico Douga. Also make sure to comment on every sharty video at different points
https://soyjakwiki.org/Colonization_of_Nico_Nico_Douga#All_videos
View all videos posted so far
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>duuuude my wifes boyfriend gave me five hours on reddit! also i believe prepubsecent children are mature enough for sex!
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>reddit poopybutt humor guy plays reddit poopy butt humor game
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>On a dark desert highway
>Cool wind in my hair
>Warm smell of colitas
>Rising up through the air
>Up ahead in the distance
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>DNBs are not to be used for electricity
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trying to troll for gegs on 4cuck right now and holy shit it's so unusable, any soysphere site mogs it
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JACKBOX RAID

RAID THIS blak FOID'S JACKBOX STREAM NOW!!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/boilingbaduser
https://www.twitch.tv/boilingbaduser
https://www.twitch.tv/boilingbaduser
NUGAME STARTING SOON HURRY
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i am a pooner and i often tell myself i hate children but the truth is i'm a sensitive pussy and i cry when i see fathers with their children outside because i can't breed or have a family and i will never be like them
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> Hey soyak, I was wondering if-
< Whites only! No grayskins allowed!
> But I just wanted to-
< Get out, you stupid fucking GIGGER!
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INDIA GEMMIES THREAD
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>preserving the planet for your grandchildren by being child-free
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https://soyjakwiki.org/Discord_tag
Quote just said it was very common to see it when it existed, geg JSID
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Are (You) racist?
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>trigger warnings
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Would any trannies try putting their gock in a milking machine for a chasers enjoyment. I just want to tie up and watch a cute tranny girl squirm and be forced to cum even if she hates it. specifically a Venus 2000 which you can look up. Its intense sucking you can control and could make any cute tranny explode in a minute. Really want my tranny gf to try it but she hates anything to do with it, when its actually just fun and intense and a means to kill her for My Sadistic pleasure
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>barely cooked the lasagna just in time for my working wife
>it's burnt
>she lashes out at me and pushes me on the couch
<"you little bitch you can't do anything right"
<"you know how bad my day was and how hungryyy i am"
>she rips out my pants and sucks hard on my dick while clenching on my balls
>by the time she's done she orders pizza

>I hate being a house husband
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>DUUUUDE YOU CANT MAKE THE SOYQUOTE SAY RULE-BREAKING STATEMENTS AT THE END TO PREVENT GIGGERS!! THERES NOT WRONG WITH HAVING SEX WITH ANIMALS!!!!
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why am i questioning my marriage, I'm a 31 in a t4t relationship, we are both mtf. I make okay money (100kish), put my wife through her dream job school, pay for most things obviously, she is a bit younger and a lot more attractive, a solid 8/10 unsure how I managed to be with her. Paid for her top surgery a few years back.
I recently just feel like I don't love her / don't want to talk or be around her and it is killing me, I don't know why. I want to leave her and everything behind. I am maybe a 5/10 and fear being alone but every time I get a few years into a relationship I just feel like I can't stand living with them anymore. Idk if this is something I can keep up, I'll end up just dropping everything and running again. Anyone else feel this way? I imagine dating / marrying a man next but it feels delusional and like I'll end up dying alone after two more marriages. Is anyone else like this?
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GEEEG NUFROOGOOGAGAS MAKE EXCEPTIONS FOR THEIR blak BVLLS
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Did you fantasize about having sex with your penis before transition? Were you able to perform with a woman? What fantasies and modes of pleasure would you use to achieve orgasm?
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Remember when everyphono hated frQQt for rulecucking website to death?
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>r/shorthorrorstories
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nah, imma do my own thing
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milk nigger
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not all niggers but its always them.
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Quote: I'm going to shut down this site in 3 years
Me:
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>r/transtummies
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Do (You) use a custom CSS theme?
R: 0 / I: 0
>reading a book and spotting badspeak mid-page
<taking a picture of the page and posting it on on r/BadBooks
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>fiddleafox
>fiddle a fox
>fiddle is an euphanism for having sex
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starting to feel like the trannies were right about you having one joke
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vocal minority =/= whole group
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Jardee
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>The Snarky that got too Snappy: a retrospective
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AIGod, can you do this? Thanks
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Thrad census


How frequently do you post new threads?
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Sharty disgraced YouTubers (((you))) unironically watch
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everybody on the planet owns a car yet when one thing goes wrong it's fucking 400 dollars to fix every little goddamn thing, i don't understand how the fuck everyone else is affording this shit
R: 7 / I: 2
create oc of this poopson itt
>arra
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/sdm/ - SoyDoom Message

I know there were some people interested in doing music for this project. I wanted to let those interested know that MIDI style music is entirely optional, GZDoom can support a wide array of formats, so don't feel restricted on what to make.
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>The Gem that will save the Sharty: here's what you need to know
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>
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Magyar7

Rate my jak. I am drinking, i might be drunk too. Yet i felt like I wanted to draw a soy.
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>no reliable source
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>okay but seriously why isn't there a peer-reviewed study on batman's toxic masculinity yet????
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==RAID THIS PEDO TROON==

https://www.youtube.com/@Ramboh/videos
Raid and dox this pedo troon chink for making brimstone videos like "how to join epstein's island" and also for being a chink and censoring pipo in the comments
MY PERSONAL ARMY GO GO GO!
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>when the bull says oh my science instead of oh my god im a pedophile btw
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>r/antinatalism selected me as a mod
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>2023 was 0.75 showers ago
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>Thread specified does not exist.
R: 6 / I: 4
>oh my science my post on r/antinatalism just got 1000 updoots! time to eat some bugs to celebrate! i kill innocent animals btw
R: 2 / I: 2
>i love BBWs
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>I don't know what to write just pretend there's a gemmy soyquote here
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Give me videos so that I can viggle niggers I don't like onto them
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Explain to me why you can't just eliminate taxes and instead nationalize the entire economy and just take a percentage of margins of the nation's economy to fund the state.

It would better obfuscate the fact that a third of one's wage is stolen for the purposes of supplying a gravy train for people that hate you and want you dead. It would also, on paper, be easier to manage. The individual doesn't have to worry about filing their taxes every year unless they're a small business owner - the responsibility is done by a state representative whose job is to manage the percentage of margin taken every year for use by the state.

I guess one of the reason's why it *might* not work is that the transition would be too complicated for the bureaucracy to handle - transfer cost and all that. And yes, I know that the state isn't a magical, non-human entity that solves all problems that are handed to it. or something
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what is it about rape that jeets love so much? why cant they just ask?
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Feels thread
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>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH STAR WARS STAAAAAAARRRRRRRR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS I CANT PICKLE RICKING BELIEVE IT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING OH MY SCIENCE PRAISE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON AND THE DRAGON QUEEN THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW MY HEART OOOOOOOAOOAOAAAAAAAAAAH MY HEART I CANT EVEN >UUUUUURRRRRGHGHGHGHHRRRRRRRLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRR >HHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>*inhales*
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>DISNEY DOES IT AGAIN, THEY DID IT AGAIN, THIS IS HOW YOU GET PEOPLE EXCITED, DISNEY CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER, I LITERALLY CANT WAIT I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP OR EAT OR ANYTHING THIS IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN IN HUMAN HISTORY SINCE ELON MUSK LAUNCHED AN ELECTRIC SPORTS CAR INTO SPACE WHILE PLAYING DAVID BOWIE WHICH WAS SUCH A LITERAL FUCK YEAH SCIENCE EPISODE BY OUR LITERAL REAL LIFE TONY STARK BUT DISNEY LITERALLY MANAGED TO EVEN OUTDO THAT EPIC STYLE EPIC AWESOMENESS ON SUCH AN EPIC NARWHAL BACON DEGREE THIS IS LIKE THE TIME THE AVENGERS FOUGHT THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY EXCEPT IN SPACE HOLY CRAP, ITS SO AMAZING AWESOME SAUCE IT ALMOST MAKES ME BELIEVE IN GOD, BUT DISNEY PROVES SCIENCE IS EVEN COOLER
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>we need a quote button i cant find the arrow key
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FIDDLEAFOX (AVERI CREATOR) RETURNED OYYY
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itd be nice to have gotten breasts, but even after years there's still a few fingers space between my gyno
i guess not everyone can have breasts
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>um actually you can't just start a story without proper trigger warnings! YIKES!!!
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>i freaking love science!!! especially when it validates my extremely niche headcanonerinos!!!!
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>fun fact: captain marvel objectively clears the bechdel test with room to spare
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>Oh boy, where do I start..
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The English Alphabet consists of 26 letters: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
R: 12 / I: 5
This is me
R: 20 / I: 7

Europe Globohomo Faggotry

My country is legalizing same-sex marriage and LGBTQ rights. I feel like I've failed my ancestors so fucking hard
R: 2 / I: 1
>did you know the mcu has a staggering lack of non-binary representation?
R: 9 / I: 6
>2023 was 0.75 showers ago
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merry christmas
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I’m a skinny boy having a huge chunky ass. Does any one know why
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Hey I figured a thread for helping each other with our voices would be good! So let's do this!

Here's mine, I'm still a beginner I've been training for a month now
R: 5 / I: 1

new article

https://soyjakwiki.org/Exclamations
need a list of athiest exclamations
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elon musk and trump are aryanGODS
R: 15 / I: 11
Post doctos gems that I can show my dad
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nnnnNNYYAAHH!!!
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confess ur sins, soybeans.
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>HOLY HECKING WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM! THIS TRANS QUEEN JUST DREW MY FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER AS KILLING ICE AND SAVING THESE WHOLESOMARINO MEXICANS!!!!
R: 8 / I: 4
How do I turn off the autofilter? I need to goon to my soytan diaper gemmies
R: 7 / I: 6
Japan is turning footsteps into electricity
R: 0 / I: 0
>the reel chuds were the foids we failmogged along the way
R: 1 / I: 0
>the year starts on january 1
>elite ball knowledge bro you know hecking ball!
R: 4 / I: 2
Itt we brap up the log
R: 9 / I: 5

Are you a virgin?
R: 17 / I: 9

Andrew Visser is Live!!

>Come hangout on the soyjaks favorite livestream to raid and fall in love. I will play five nights at Cobsons when we hit 20 viewers.
R: 0 / I: 0
>does the mymy plushie have a hole in it
R: 12 / I: 11
>"black fatigue"
R: 12 / I: 6
Got my wisdom tooth removed
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>Melting all pedophiles in a giant microwave
R: 0 / I: 0
>soytan and soyniqua race swap duel
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Outside the sharty. Whats the stupidest ban you ever had? And it has to be legit.
R: 17 / I: 9
Pic related is the most attractive trans woman I've seen online if I'm being honest.
R: 12 / I: 6
>jerdee jerdee are you here?
R: 23 / I: 6
why do tiny white pecker cuckoldoid subhumanoids get so hysterical about racism as if it were some cardinal super sin?

white subhumans must all unironically worship MOLOCH BAAL (a giant BLAK BVLL) and at everyone of their altars is a GINORMOUS BLAK VEINY BBC that they suck and kiss every night LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
R: 3 / I: 0
>I prefer being /calm/
>but the nigger who dropped the the bomb appears to disagree with my lifestyle
R: 7 / I: 1
I may be wrong but I think why BBC memes and terms like "whiteoid/wh*toid" and other "oid" types became popular among websites like these were because of the 2017 Turkish raids onto 4cuck's pol. I remember not seeing such memes and first seeing them when they were spamming those threads
R: 9 / I: 3
boiled potatoes are good as fuck
R: 3 / I: 2
>white guilt
R: 1 / I: 1
>When the bull is eating beef, but your pod is carbon-negative, so it's a net zero in your family polyaganomic circle
R: 6 / I: 1
BBC slut pregnancy reveal! + white cuckold in attendance.

whitebois, how does this make you feel?

Niggers used to get lynched for this but nice jewish friends lobbied hard and psyopped every white cuck into fearing being racist as if being a racist is equal to being a pedophile.

look at how the white race dwindles closer to extinction LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
R: 2 / I: 1
Pls upload tot he ru
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hrt femboys are very cute! I love the fact that they didn't want to age as men but had no choice but to estrogenize their body! I love watching them enjoy their skin softening and body hair thinning and head hair thickening and how much it validates them. but I ESPECIALLY love how their cute little cone tits start growing and people start ma'aming them and their fat redistributes to their thighs and ass. Unlike a proper trans woman, they are never truly comfortable with their femininity, as the most extreme aspects of their transition are more a price they have to pay rather than what they looked forward to. In exchange for locking in their pretty looks, they have to deal with the embarrassment and awkwardness of their body changing into that of a woman instead of truly staying as a svelte twink, yet are unable to stop because the alternative is to age into a normal dude or worse, a doughy, balding newmale. The validation and happiness of their preliminary changes juxtaposed with the discomfort of their additional, unwanted feminization is adorable!
R: 9 / I: 3
GET IN MA BELLY
R: 2 / I: 2
why is diego like this?
R: 5 / I: 0
Kek! Its turkish!
R: 8 / I: 2
what phenotype is this
>
R: 9 / I: 6
How do i delete corrupted downloads from mod organizer 2
R: 5 / I: 0

wordfilter test

long-dead website
long-dead website
jakparty.soy
R: 3 / I: 1
>Judeo-christanity
R: 1 / I: 1
>DOOOOOOOOOOG TOOOOOOOOOOOOES IT'S THE JERDEE
R: 4 / I: 2
>post bussy now or gtfo
R: 3 / I: 1
Why do some people call me a faggot even though i hate faggots more than anything else
R: 11 / I: 0
>ITT we make up nexpo/nick crowly style youtube story where each person adds on to the last 'teen's part
R: 4 / I: 3
>I’m a skinny boy having a huge chunky ass. Does any one know why
R: 4 / I: 2
im burning in hell right now for all my neutralplier posts
R: 34 / I: 12
So some 'teens back in January 3th 2026 finally 'oxxed Garabatoz. A known meximutt 'p artist who has worked with Minus8 the Korean pedophile. But no 'zzas have been ordered at all. And xis address is still not snopes confirmed.
But here is what there is about xim.
https://soyjakwiki.org/Garabatoz
R: 25 / I: 11
rate my drawing
R: 6 / I: 2
I have a zyn in and i'm drinking a coffee and i still can't shit
R: 0 / I: 0
>crying while jerking off in the cuck chair
R: 2 / I: 1
>*Flicks away at Mach three*
R: 9 / I: 4
how do I stop placing value on material things? I do not wish to convert to buddhism, but merely to adopt some of ther philosophies.
R: 4 / I: 2

I'm so happy

The 'arty is healing
R: 5 / I: 1
Soyjak.party why does me grandmother keep giving my mom beer and vodka when she knows she's killing her, why does she ignore me talking to her about this. why does she want her own daughter to die
R: 7 / I: 5
>developing an orgasm denial and rejection fetish from decades of being rejected by girls at school
R: 19 / I: 9
>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
R: 3 / I: 0
>and I am warning you for the LAST time
>if you keep killing your protestors that are mossad agents
>we WILL bomb your country or something
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>quote do dis
<quote do dat
^quote do dey
R: 4 / I: 0
>Never got banned from any place but my friends were banned from a shopping mall after trying to rip the head of a spiderman toy because they thought it was funny
>I wasn't banned because I didn't go with them that day
R: 0 / I: 0
>being bilt fo bibisi
R: 2 / I: 0

Daily Lenten Gospel - Day 2

Jesus said to his disciples:
“The Son of Man must suffer greatly and be rejected
by the elders, the chief priests, and the scribes,
and be killed and on the third day be raised.”

Then he said to all,
“If anyone wishes to come after me, he must deny himself
and take up his cross daily and follow me.
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it,
but whoever loses his life for my sake will save it.
What profit is there for one to gain the whole world
yet lose or forfeit himself?”
Luke 9:22-25

St. Barbatus, ora pro nobis.
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 139 / I: 64
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 481 / I: 102

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 132 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 557 / I: 124

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 441 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 462 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 330 / I: 223
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: