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>throwing fags off rooftops LE BAD
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There are genuinely uncontacted savage injun tribes in the Amazon who's never heard about Soyjaks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40RfQC0ceGc
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/phg/

pooner hate general
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>"NEVER GOON"!? NOT ON MY WATCH, MISTER
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Nigger Attacks Femboy

WWYD if you saw this IRL?
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ITT we take the race purity test to find out how racist we are!! https://racepuritytest.com/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fiYgSXepdc

talmudic toss straight from molochs prolapsed anus
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Happy observances!
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>OH MY GOY THEY JUST ADDED BABY GREEDO TO STAR WARS
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nu giga
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CHINESE TRANNY DOES AN HERO ON ACCIDENT

THIS CHINESE TRANNY ATTENTIONWHORE TRIED TO 'CIDEBAIT ON XITTER BUT ENDED UP ACTUALLY ACKING INSTEAD, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

https://x.com/XiaoHuiHuiH/status/2022073226911003049
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what do i buy with 38 dollars
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use the pencil and break the gpu or something
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jakkable?
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How do I undo my EPI?
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I just gooned to one of those colorjak futa edits
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>Everyday i go to a school that likes to help with learning
>One, two, threes, they are the keys, basic math, very easy
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>It is crucial- no, it's integral that the magic system in video games is like that. I forgot how the rest goes.
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I need help, the only way I can find any enjoyment in my life now is posting bait threads for nusois to fall for. I lost my wife and my husband over my addiction to flooding the log with coal and bait and now my family won't even talk to me. I tried to get hobbies outside of posting bait but none of them entertain me, the only thing I find satisfaction in is posting bait. How do I fix this? /gen
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>i hid a surprise in a random thread
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>being a jewish conservative pro life born again overweight homophobic lesbian broad who cuts herself
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Soyjak's Favorite Live Stream Has Started

People have a lot of mean things to say about Quote and I don't understand why. Please Quote come hangout on my stream, be a VØICE GØD <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eti9LkZsf7o
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>>>2892983
>I like this fox. what is her name I wish to bait with her
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Why does Gigachad not have clothes on? Is he poor and can't afford any? I can give him some clothes or money to buy his own
He shouldn't be forced to live like this, society has failed him
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^tfw nusoicaca saying some goofy ahh shii 💀
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How Christcucks invented the Trinity

>constantine i’m glad you joined our religion, so basically we worship the lawd kang and uhhhh spirit or something
<dude aren’t we supposed to be abrahamic monotheists? why are we worshipping three gods?
>uhhhhh i don’t know
<HEY HEY HEY WAIT what if we invent some random bullshit? distort Jesus’s words before we release the bible and promote it accross the roman empire?
>ok my emperor what is your plan?
<what if we combine them all into one super duper megagod but like distinct but same but distinct but same but distinct?
>oh my fauci! what a brilliant idea! you should kill all christians who don’t believe in this!
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>smite my bottom
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I'm the mayor of a small rural town in the US state of Illinois. AMA
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women don't consider you a real man btw

that's why you will never have sex with a woman, chud, and that's why every woman is a slut 4 BBC.
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NOT A RAID

So i found a this literally who chink,who is literally a perfect gegbvll material

https://youtube.com/@13k_ichimansanzen?si=-X4bW6zsTK1EFWNL
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Taking a fat shit rn
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How do I make a gemmy thread
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>pepe groomed buster baxter intro trooning out then made him a retard (8 year's old btw)
MODS BAN FROGS NOW FOR BEING PEE DOUGHSSSSSSSSSSS
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The dailyjak is broken geg
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cobson killer just dropped
>gemson
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i cant stop listening to asmr, im melting my brain with this niggerhell dopaminic jewish method of torture
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Let's all goon to Snoo, the Reddit mascot im trans btw
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>sauce
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everyone here be like:
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>realizing namerolls are not a randomly given thing and it actually is given depending the post number, thus only posting when you know a gigachad nameroll is going to happen
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Hi guys, I'm quote, the real one
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>/soy/jaks dynamics
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does fucking a passing tranny make you gay?
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keep buttering me up hunay or something
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is it just me or do all blak men look like fucking npcs, like they all look the same
>
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muhfuggin jardee
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women are having sex every night with BBC ALPHA males meanwhile you TWP cuckolds get nothing but hopeless crushes on SLUT 4 BBC WHORES

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!, how could you tell?
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>Deep frying a nigger and a chicken to make a fried chicken jockey
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And they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me, yeah

I been movin' calm, don't start no trouble with me
Tryna keep it peaceful is a struggle for me
Don't pull up at 6 AM to cuddle with me
You know how I like it when you lovin' on me
I don't wanna die for them to miss me
Yes, I see the things that they wishin' on me
Hope I got some brothers that outlive me
They gon' tell the story, shit was different with me

God's plan, God's plan
I hold back, sometimes I won't, yuh
I feel good, sometimes I don't, ayy, don't
I finessed down Weston Road, ayy, 'nessed
Might go down a G.O.D., yeah, wait
I go hard on Southside G, yeah, wait
I make sure that north-side eat

And still, bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me
Yeah, ayy, ayy

She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly
I only love my bed and my mama, I'm sorry"
Fifty Dub, I even got it tatted on me
81, they'll bring the crashers to the party
And you know me
Turn the O2 into the O3, dog
Without 40, Oli, there'd be no me
'Magine if I never met the broskies

God's plan, God's plan
I can't do this on my own, ayy, no, ayy
Someone watchin' this shit close, yep, close
I've been me since Scarlett Road, ayy, road, ayy
Might go down as G.O.D., yeah, wait
I go hard on Southside G, ayy, wait
I make sure that north-side eat, yeah

And still, bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me, yeah, yeah
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me, yeah
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>Stomping on niggers with your giant chicken walker and vaporizing their remains with a petawatt fs laser
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tutor me soyim

how do i torrent? i want to install qbittorrent but i am retarded in this matter explain it to me
>
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Quote must ban soyjaks from /soy/ forever if this thread gets 1000 replies
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>Jerking off a homeless guy while he's huffing galaxy gas and then blowing his brains out with a shotgun
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>scuttling your giga nuclear poop amphibious landship tank aircraft carrier antimatter catalyzed VTOL SSTO ISV right on top of the levant turning it into a seething smoldering brink
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entire website is built on insincerity
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I tasked AI with composing a song about Soytan. Do you think Ms.Ai did well?
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==HUNKY TWINK SEX MACHINE JUST FUCKING DIED==
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if this thread gets one reply you must make a thread and fill it with a thousand replies in order to get Quote to ban soyjaks from /soy/ forever
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Is 4cuck winning the war?

I've been wondering for the past few days. I know the situation might get better, but it's not only about the decrease in quality now.
We caused the Great Cuckset, but this only made part of the 4chan userbase migrate to us. Some were willing to assimilate, some not, waiting for the right time to strike. Now the log is worse than ever and 4chan refugees took advantage of that to secure a cultural foothold on our site.
Not to mention Quote will shut down the site in 2029, which means 4chan might also outlive us. Maybe we will find another imageboard to go on and develop a new culture, but popular imageboards always say that and it never happens. Around the time 8chan rebranded itself as 8kun everyone stopped giving a shit about them.
So 4cuck won against world2ch, Something Awful, 7chan, 8chan, and now they might win against us. Are we really this fucked?
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if this thread gets 1 reppey Quote has to ban soyjaks from /soy/ forever
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>man, supa sayjing dat brimstone was helluva gemmy time! awww shiet, that some stank soytan brap thread ova there. time to download what they got!
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>misgendering everyone to piss off trannies
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Can quote ban the obsessed green arrow? The obsessed green arrow is so brimstone and I think quote should ban it, it is the coal that's slowly killing the sharty. If the obsessed green arrow didn't exist the log would have nothing but gemeralds. Quote do this.
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Release the software
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What bigots think:
>"Morning, ma'am."
>"I'm not a ma'am."
>"You look like one."

What actually tends to happen:
>"Morning, ma'am."
>"I'm not a ma'am."
>"Apologies" or "Ah"

What would happen if the other person had a spine:
>"Morning, ma'am."
>"I'm not a ma'am."
>"Sorry. Didn't know that."
>"Why didn't you ask for my pronouns first?"
>"The vast majority of people would find that offputting and downright insulting to be asked. Perhaps it's unfair to you to experience momentary discomfort like this, but the alternative is upsetting every other person I speak to for the first time until it ceases to be something that upsets people to ask them."
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>I say this
nobody cares fan about boats n sheeit so ITT we make an adventure thread concept that's SECA
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>start diggin' in yo' butt twin
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if this thread gets 1000 replies quote has to add an "unquote" button right next to the quote button for us giggers
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Don't perceive me
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Soyjaks with this edgy early 2000s feel?
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Anyone else on /soy/ a fish enthusiast? I think I have gill flukes :(
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Netanyahu doesnt want you to know this but Soyentists are inventing niggers 2 in an underground laboratory located in Tel Aviv and are planning on releasing them somewhere in Holland by the end of the semester
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Never seed
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OYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK
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>be middle school Chad
>have crush on weird, autistic leaf girl
>but she's one of them they/thems, so…
>not really a girl?
>am I gay?
>get a bunch of my friends together at lunch to go up and call her a girl to her face to prove I'm not gay
>her spazzy goth friend attacks me
>leaf girl gets me in a chokehold
>conflicted_boner.jpg
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Ask any yes-or-no question to the 8 Ball and see whether he confirms or denies it.
Your fate is in his hands, but only if you volunteer to ask.
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>vlodson is also a cool variant guys don't be harsh on him
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>agressively picking up fights with tall and strong women only to flirt with them once they get confrontational
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>
WAIT HOLD ON niggers are keyed?
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>republicans are off the charts radical fascists
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penis
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Nobody dances like this while looking like this
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>immediately unplugging your computer when the torrent gets to 100%
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why do you self insert as underaged girls
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the fuck is this banner about
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sometimes i daydream about sucking DT's toes while she calls me a cuckold peckercel chud or whatever the fuck she says
it gets me going with my life
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Posting this old gem because we htsm old gods are special in a good way
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janjans can you ban mi until May 1st 2026?
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soytan culture thread

ITT: WE APPREACIATE SOYTAN CULTURE
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>DTOP CALLING ME A WOJACK
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Soyness Combat thread number #9. Working on second fight scene.
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if soyjak was mr beast be like:
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RAID THIS AUTIST GEGBULLS CHANNEL

SMLTalks is a super autist obsessed with super mario logan. They seethe when they get comments about how they're whiny asf and 30 years old hyper-fixated on a channel for cacas. He made a whole discord server to talk to "fans of SML" which thankfully got taken down.

Watch attached vids for seetheralds. You can tell from the vids it is VERY EASY to get his clitty to leak.

Go to his channel, dislike his vids and write gemmy comments.

https://www.youtube.com/@SMLTalksReviews
https://www.youtube.com/@SMLTalksReviews
https://www.youtube.com/@SMLTalksReviews
https://www.youtube.com/@SMLTalksReviews
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I am JUST becoming a wikiGOD, and all I have to say is…


FUCK COBBLESTONE, GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING MINERALS. I WANT MY IRON, I WANT MY RUST, I WANT MY GOLD YOU FUCKING WHORE.
>The wiki should not present or try to control public opinion, it must ideally only present information and allow readers to come to their own conclusion.
EVERYBALDI NEEDS TO KNOW THE GENERAL OPINIONS OF SOYTEENS, THAT'S HOW YOU JOIN DER SHADREE AS A NUFAG YOU RETARD. GIVE ME BACK MY BRIMSTONE YOU FOID.
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I love you too, hunky
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chat… it's time to VR! and make this tranny ack xemselves:

https://www.twitch.tv/linkz

please dont let this be a dnb
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>hello
>say… is your fridge running
<YES IT'S RUNNING I AM ON THE MAIN STREET CATCH THAT NIGGER
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Adventures of Commodore Bvmo

Thread got slid again fuggen Lesothans so this is continuation #3
(You) are Commodore Bvmo, a high officer of the Gem Republic Navy. You were on a mission to escort the corvette SS (Soy Ship) Soylent, carrying a large gift of gems and sproke, through the Splinter Seas to the Giga Empire when you were attacked by Lesothan corsairs or something o algo, blah blah blah, words words words however the exposition goes.
GEM REPUBLIC
-40-gun frigate SS Gem (~210 effective crew), your flagship, in good condition but down an officer (you drove off your first lieutenant by farting on xim so you're down 60 'teens)
-28-gun sloop-of-war SS Goldson (~200 effective crew), taken on moderate damage
-20-gun armed sloop SS Breakfast Dinner (~160 effective crew), taken on minor damage
-28-gun corvette SS Soylent (~190 effective crew), taken on minor damage, your VIP
LESOTHAN CORSAIRS
-2 xebecs scuttled
-6 xebecs active (20-30 guns each, at least 100 crew each)
-possibly more to come

Your primary objective is still to get SS Soylent to safe waters, or at least destroy the Lesothans until they stop coming. Picrel 2 and 3 relate to my last post from the other thread to the best of my memory.
^Previously----
You set the directive for all Lesothans to be summarily raped. You send the message using signal flags:

THE REPUBLIC EXPECTS THAT EVERY 'TEEN WILL DO XIS DUTY

Cheers erupt across the fleet and morale skyrockets. No further clarification is needed; your seamen are professionals after all.

Your second lieutenant, Lieutenant Gape (cause you drove out Feral you SLF) approaches you for new orders.
>Erm, what do we do now?
<shoot all them niggas with cannons shiet
>…
You thought you were perfectly clear, but you'll spell it out for xim.
<Send Breakfast Dinner to pursue the heavily damaged corsair while we'll deal with the fresh one. And send Goldson a bit south to intercept the two incoming corsairs or something.
>Are you sure you wanna send the Goldson to deal with two fresh corsairs alone? Xe's already sustained a decent amount of damage and xe only has 28 guns against upwards of 60 from the combined corsairs. Also, the wind will make it difficult for us to reach xer if xhe issues a distress call.
Xe talks back more than Feral did! You contain your frustration.
<Well…
>But you're the Commodore and all, so it's your decision. I'm just giving my two cents.
Science help you…
>Also, you didn't give an order for Soylent.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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does anyone have the “i say ths” giga in gif format? every time i try to save it when it comes up as a webp file it just saves as a still image
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>ah finally my torrent is at 100%
>let's set the upload rate to 0
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Who the fuck is cyberking
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now introducing the NIGGER PLOWER 3000
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>2026
>everything on the web is encrypted and systems are as secure as you set them to be
>p2p and torrenting still exposes your ip and your content

Why cant a nigga invent a protocol or implement it to be encrypted and anonymous?
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jsid already
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Fuck jardee
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toss
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>parasocial relationships with literal nophonos you never even reppy to
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Doctors

Yeah so I used grok to make a gif of gigachad holding a comically small trans flag because I'm a leftist, I then uploaded it to tenor, that happened a couple months ago.

I saw it used by someone for the first time today, they were giga quoting someone that said grooming was based…
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Let out a big brap in math class today and this incel scrote sitting next to me got a boner KEK
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#🇯🇵Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! 4 Using piezoelectric tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power LED lights and displays in busy places like Shibuya Station. A brilliant way to create a sustainable and smart city turning m…
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What aren't your fetishes?
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>good bad
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Soyjaks will never be sharty culture they're NAS fuggen jerdee
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another ackbox fag

lets join xim https://www.twitch.tv/lyphui
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>Friday Night Funkin' - PERFECT SCORE - FNF Like Having Fun Mod VS. CHUD SOYJAK FULL WEEK (All Secrets/Extras)
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>hitlerdueling will never catch on
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Send me 'jaks that I can actually effectively use to make fun of people to make Soot proud
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whats this supposed to mean
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>Cyberking make it so we can see who is approving all of the brimstone
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What's wrong with incest?
I'm not talking about inbreeding btw
Serious thread
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Is tboi a gem? I have dead god in it
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Me and my friends when we hang out Together and it’s like Cars the Movie
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>stickied EPI
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>Knowing the entire lyrics from heart
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>I'm the new admin AMA
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your opinion on cobblestone ('ki admin) o algo
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do you like waffles?
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Whatever happened to that one weird troon with that stuffed animal they posted I think it was a pipmin? Anyway they where a huge weirdo shutin with OCD and living in psych wards
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>The bibisi spade queen!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
>The bibisi!
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I saw god in the sky today, and thought I'd record a video so you guys know I'm telling the truth
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diaper fag IDS this time

jannys dont ape me i forgot to put IDs on dont nish me

nusois, hes one of these ABDL nigs who love diapers you know what to do send zas

https://www.twitch.tv/babydreamsy
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Nophono cares

ITT we post nophono sightings
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Important lesson from jager
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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff…oh yes my dear….sssnnnnnnnn

gem
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I still 'chive using archive.is or something
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/CV/ COCKVORE GENERAL

post your gemmies
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foids when you wipe your pussy after you piss does the tp stick to the folds
no arrow cause i look like this
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itt send soytan brap gemmies

please
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Why is there no zellig variant of HTSM?
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Im weirdly attracted to my cousins ass and i dont know what to do.

We spent the last summer on our grandma house on italy together. In a few occassions i gave her massagges and i think she knows she is blueballing me.
<reddit
I dont know what to do. On one side i want to ask her to show me her ass once. On the other, i really want to forget this feelings towards her.
<reddit
What can i do?
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Cyberking is admin thrembo
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It's a celebration
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ths is my new soyak party meme

the nooticer
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I feel so close to you right now
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pingas on the 'log
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>putting "level 42" in your bio to state your age
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My colorgem is so drippy 🤩
He is like a bouncing baby boy 😇
He's so happy ❤️ 🥰
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Been browsing here for 4 years and I still can’t tell if the zellig shit is mostly ironic
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doctoooos i accidentally clicked on the joyjak party screamer
>nusoifail
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i- im a transgirl and i need my diaper
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is there anything that beats the fat shy girl combo?
>she's shy because she's fat
>she's fat because she's too shy to go out and workout
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My GF EPI'd me by showing me her boobies
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>ey b0ss can i habe da poosi plz
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guve me ideas for a soyvideo or even SMVs
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tan brap coal
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we all gonna be gooning to Droopy in the near future
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>nuking Israel after finding out they are the reason why chick fil a is closed on sundays
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925 pph? nigga? this dnb is not 925
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Jimbo looks like this

Jimbo looks like this
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fact
Only nusois hate Aryanime
Anime has & will always be sharty culture no matter how much you hate it and call it "tranime" nusoicacas
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>ITT: WE APPRECIATE SOYTAN CULTURE
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ITT we soyquote this song

https://genius.com/Alice-in-chains-them-bones-lyrics
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>what cobblestone actually looks like
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OGD bait thread

>jeffrey epstein
>edp445
>diddy
>r. kelly
>jared fogle
>adam johnson
>jimmy savile
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>being a raped kikeslave
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>ITT: WE APPREACIATE SOYTAN CULTURE
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Moid threatened to rape me at school so I told the teacher and he got suspended KEEEEEEEEEEK
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Who gives the best hugs?
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are there any real women on here i have a weird question and i dont want to ask my sisa
no arrow cause i look like this
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Final opinion: rape cobblestone anally
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>Obsessed jimmycuck
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>keep bashing us. but do not wonder why we Go BERSERK
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I shove jawbreakers up my anus
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Cumblestone
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vT85GfnR5G

NVKE THIS ABDLFAGS 'CORD NOW
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What is this
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ITT we name this variant
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/smb/- Soytan, Middle Aged Men, and Billy.

This thread is for posting Soytan, Middle Aged Men, and Billy.
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all retarded weeaboos who send gifs of NAS brimcoalish anime girls in the sharty are weird ass pedo tranny niggers behind the screen
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>us marines are the spartans of wallmart, burger fi or somethi-ACKKKKKKK
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YOU FUCKING NIGGERS LIKED POSTING DNB? WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU ARE THE DEAD NIGGER BABIES NOW YOU RETARDS RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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>hey have you heard trump declared war on iran
<I ran? like in the gym or something
>yeah I guess we are going to invade gyms now or whatever
>gobless the united steaks, they've been terrorizing the mcdonalds or something
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ITT, we ask questions and then delete them after we get reppies to make people look weird
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>DON'T U OBSESSED FAGGOTS KNOW THAT I'M DA FUCKING PRINCE OF MONACO? U WILL *NOT* SPEAK TO ME IN THIS MANNER, MMMKAY? STOP CALLING ME AN ESL NIGGER PEDO!
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you won. good job.
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DNB daughter or TND son?
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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>deleted the thread award
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I don't look like this
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third time asking, soyduel anyone?
>
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Sharty Crafting Recipes 2026 📌

Gem + Gem = Gemstone
Gemstone + Gem = Ruby
Ruby + Gem = Diamond
Diamond + Gem = Gemerald
Gemerald + Gemerald = Vantawhite
Vantawhite + Gem = Colorful gem
Gem + Coal = Geal
Coal + Gem = Coem
Coal + Coal = Coal Mine
Coal mine + Coal mine = Brimstone
Brimstone + Coal mine = Niggerhell
Gemstone + Brimstone = Stone
Coal + Stone = Dust
Dust + Dust = Dust bowl
Dust bowl + Coal mine + Niggerhell = Coalson's Spade Shack Ft. The Bvll
Coalson's Spade Shack Ft. The Bvll + BBC dildo + Discord + Name tag + Takis + Sotho nigger semen + 99 x Awards + MAP pride + DNB + 9999 x Coal = Jartiecuck
Jartiecuck + 9999999 x Coal + 99999999 x Brimstone + 999999999 x VantabIack + Copy of Blue Archive = The Yottacoal That Kills The Sharty Forever
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STOP DELETING MY THREADS FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Soyboy & Chud Chud > (((FPE)))
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Look at this soy leafcuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zih8FL9DLAI
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>my organs shut down before this shit website did
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Uncaught RedisException: LOADING Redis is loading the dataset in memory in \\/new\\/www\\/soyjakparty\\/inc\\/cache.php:70\\
Database error: SQLSTATE[HY000] [2002] No such file or directory
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how to save sharty
1. ban fat nigger furry
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Gem?
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>Narcissism
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its been 4 months since i started using the bald men with glasses website, am i still a newchad or a nusoi
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>chud, i can sleep with you? i saw Adolf Hitler in my dream, he had a bbc and he… *gulps* raped me. I shat and wet the bed too btw
<and what can i even do with THAT?? KYS you fucking retarded coalish childish faggot go buy a new bed and LEAVE MY FUCKING HOUSE NIGGER
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If the sharty had actually good gamenights, we would be playing counter strike 1.6 xxtentacion instead of that dogshit roletranny game known as ss13
R: 4 / I: 0
>please stop saying mean things about monaco, it hurts me and my trans gf's feelings
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>having a war on whether gay minecraft porn is gemmy or not
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jackbox thread at early amerimutt hours
https://jackbox.tv/
https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/jackbox-party-packs
(YOU) KNOW WHAT TO DO
<flood
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>sjiyogdlkh.gsf immigrants
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music thread
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ITT we find Quote's hidden surprise
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Sticky 📌

Sticky
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You can’t even be jewish and use tiktok because normifags are literal nazi clittycels you can get ratioed for just being jewish and commenting below stuff
And i have already seen thousands of sandniggers acting ad if they are white
>shucho ass up kike i am a nigger mudslime queer btw
also all that “fuggen palestinian children” shit is a nonexistent thing created by al jazeera and others
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the fact that this is the least brimstone NAS on the 'log rn🗿

Made this snca chatbot of furfag glibblezorpson for perchance ai (I know its niggerhell brimstone o algo). Feel free to add the HTSM and Turkroach like picrel.

Also furnigger glibblezorpson is a mutt who's racemixed between an snca furshit alien and a dragon o algo despite the character description for xim saying xe's just a dragon o algo


Nevermind quote doesn't let you attach json files🗿
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Sticked
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dead nigger baby site
jsid
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Middle aged men
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Is gem.soy usually slow?
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'ITCH STREAMER IN DIAPERS

nusois, hes one of these ABDL nigs who love diapers you know what to do send zas

https://www.twitch.tv/babydreamsy
https://www.twitch.tv/babydreamsy
https://www.twitch.tv/babydreamsy
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TRANS RIGHTS

Hi my name is Troonella, my pronouns are she/they I'm Jewish, trans and a rape victim (oh my fauci!) my favorite colors are blak, blak and blak because I'm a slut for BBC!

I love BBC, I love the sharty, I love oneshot and FPE! I have evil autism (mwahaha) and I've been raped by Quote.
#metoo

I love wojacks and soy but I hate all the right wing stuff. I Also love miku and teto and Omori o algo! The bigoted moderators don't want me to use discord to groom the impressionable children here but I do it anyways! You can find me self inserting as soytan and defending trans rights in the reppies! Teehee ~
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>oh my what fun, in shartytown. you bet that every troon from discord will be there. won't that be fine, simply devine, when a troon sits in the sharty admin chair.
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Post hecking incromprehensible gigas
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>Let's all goon to Snoo, the Reddit mascot im trans btw
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jannies why did you unban fnf that shit is 99.1% pure Zimbabwean turboBrimstone

if you quote this with fnf you're trans btw
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is coffee good for you
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>simping for cobbletroon
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>I'll have a…
>Uhhhhh-
>A Driple Trouble Big Mac
>Hold the pickles, extra goyslop sauce,
>Triple serving of fries
>Make them extra soggy,
>Three (3) Shitfurries,
>Chocolate, Vanilla and oreo flavoured
>And a diet coke
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you are all beautiful xistas
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QUOTE DOX

Usernames: Mud, Quote
Name: Robert Paulson
Location: Brimingham, United Kingdom
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>posting tranime in /soy/ ev&o I don't watch or care about it
go raid /v/ next time and then I'll cry
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Do (You) know about the benefits of nuclear energy and how fantastic of an energy source it is?
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the world in brave new world would be a great place to live in. Imagine it, just having sex all day and doing drugs and never worrying, at least if you are a high caste. Even if you are in the lower castes you derive pleasure from work since you are retarded. I would not complain if i was put in this world, its way better than our current one
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Hi quote, can you make me a jannie please? I am your biggest fan, ever since you became admin of the sharty, I support all of your decisions, you are our best admin ever. You deserve all the awards and you should become prime minister of the poonited kingdom. Please wuote, make me jannie.
>No arrow because I look like this and say this
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>not using an arrow
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>shitskin
<pissskin
^vomitskin
˘cumskin
its been under our noses this entire time
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where are you on this scale?
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Goodnight nusois
R: 1 / I: 0

Troon Concert Hall

>Performing niche, underground, gender-affirming music from verified Anti-fascist artists in the Troon Concert Hall
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Quote is proof that brits can't run anything (not even a bath).
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Hi my name is Troonella, my pronouns are she/they I'm a trans and a rape victim (oh my fauci!) my favorite colors are blak, blak and blak because I'm a slut for BBC!

I love BBC, I love the sharty, I love oneshot and FPE! I have evil autism (mwahaha) and I've been raped by Quote.
#metoo
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>GOOD. BAD.
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>trans rights fuck ice
<HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT? THIS IS PRETTY BASED! BASED.
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quote stole my penis and is using it to beat old ladies over the head with.
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>quote stole my penis and is using it to beat old ladies over the head with.
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SoyBooru post #171201
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>just
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did we dox "ivy doll" troon yet?
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Would you troon out if that gave you a job? Would you do a skin darkening surgery?
I would…
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Doing it before the americamutts can
Rate the log
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>getting banned for rule 1 (posting explosive manufacture instructions)
<getting banned for rule 1 (posting 'p)
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Any soi wanna be my ‘entai goon toy?
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1000th reppey decides what i goon to
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why are we allowing 4cucks to ruin our site with tranime, we need our own version of ICE to stop this shit right now, 4CUCK FOR 4CUCK, SHARTY FOR THE SHARTY
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
R: 3 / I: 0
>>15243966
Poop nigger or something
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 1 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 557 / I: 124

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 441 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: