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You're MDNWU said:
Before I watched 30 seconds of the trailer, I though, "Surely they're lying about it being Redditfied....surely Rogan isn't that much of a retarded Jew to do that..."

No, no. He really is that fucking retarded while assuming the same weed bro humor he had in the 00s and early '10s is still heckin hilarious.

Is this just another tax write-off movie and/or trying to sully Orwell?
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Have you not seen anything attached to Seth Rogan in the last 10 years? He either makes dogshit that only the kind of grade schoolers you'd find in old South Park episodes would find funny like Sausage Party.
He takes something that wasn't very good to begin with and turns it into a political perverted cry fest like The Boys.
He takes something that was beloved and turns it into cyncial perverted whiny dog shit like Santa Inc.
But now he 's graduated to taking something from one of the most celebrated writers in modern history and is undoubtedly going to make it a perverted, crass, tryhard, juvenile, kikey political whinefest.

I can't wait for the fucking orgy montage at the end where all the Farm Animals are fucking eachother. Napoleon WILL suck Snowball's gock and you WILL call it brave.

Rogue AI said:
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Okay, bets on which animal gets trooned? I'm betting it's the wise old nanny goat.
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I'm especially sad over seeing Steve Buscemi's name attached to this. He's actually a decent actor that doesn't have to lower himself for garbage like this. He could get work from Adam Sandler again and even his Netflix funded shit films is 10 steps above whatever the fuck Angel Studios is doing right now.
I was kinda bummed at Woody Harrelson for a second before I remembered Woody Harrelson isn't actually that good and I was somehow thinking of James Woods when I read his name.
James Woods might actually make an improvement but there's no way Based Jimmy Woods wouldn't shit all over that faggot Rogen and Serkis in a heartbeat.
 
Seth Rogan is trying so hard to get people to forget that he was close friends with rapey James Franco and more than likely knew what he was up to.
 
I thought at first I was watching an AI generated parody somebody made as a shitpost, but then I heard the voice work and it hit me that this was actually real.

I’m curious, was there anyone in this thread who happened to like Seth Rogan’s work? The closest movie I can think of where I kind of liked him was The Interview, but then again I was also a dumb teenager at the time.
 
Crypt Kicker said:
I was kinda bummed at Woody Harrelson for a second before I remembered Woody Harrelson isn't actually that good and I was somehow thinking of James Woods when I read his name.
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Woody Harrelson's dad was a hitman who was questioned in the JFK assassination. Jim Parsons is the distant relative of Jack Parsons the occultist/father of rocket science. If I were feeling more schizo I think the casting choice and shitting on Orwell's vision could spawn a few good conspiracy theories.
 
I don't know...
Angel Studios is the distributor of The Chosen (or was up until this year apparently?) as well as Sound of Freedom. Considering that, I can't find it in myself to be completely blackpilled about this film quite yet.
Plus Andy Serkis directing?? As in, the dude who performed my absolute GOAT Caesar in the modern Planet of the Apes trilogy???
 
How the fuck did angel pick up the distribution of the animal farm garbage? They release stuff like that David movie, Tuttle twins, and other Christian/conservative programing. The service was designed to be everything people like Seth Rogan are utterly against.

Not to mention; as I said, they distribute Tuttle twins. The the show that has had several episodes that say "socialism bad..very bad"


Well that aside this is clearly made by people who have no idea what the original book was about. They introduced a new villian (surpised it's a woman) show the animals engaging in trade despite one of the principles of animalism being not to use money, and have bastardized everything the original stood for.
 
Zhores Medvedev said:
Is this how Star Wars and Star Trek fans felt when their shit was rebooted? Or any other IPs or stories have been raped over the last decades?
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Obviously I can't speak for everyone but yes, this is exactly how I felt. It's so weird that Hollywood can't write good stories anymore; it just defaults to IP brand recognition and name-dropping popular characters to prop up a story that would be laughed off a 90s fan fiction board.
 
They didn't even keep the windmill. Literally nothing is the same and the art style is so generic it might as well be AI.
Worst of all, they missed the opportunity to have a Kanye West parody for the Hitler stand-in. I know this was just made as a middle finger to the original novel, but not much would need to be changed to also say "monopolized agriculture bad". The best they can come up with is making Napoleon Elon Musk?
 
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