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as the title says, what attracts you in a significant other? it can be physical attraction, hobbies, behaviours, anything you'd like

 79605[Quote]>>79609>>79671>>80816

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Ohhhhh you know

 79608[Quote]>>79611>>80816

Attractive and not boring

 79609[Quote]>>79619

>>79605
No nigga I dont know. Thats why I'm asking!!!!

 79610[Quote]>>80816

idk I want a sisa who browses this website, but that is very unlikely

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>>79608
and what does that mean to you?

 79612[Quote]>>80816

on the same wavelength of autism as me and has similar interests, i dont care much for looks as long as she isnt hideous

 79614[Quote]>>80816

>>79604 (OP)
similar religious views and at least a hobby

 79617[Quote]>>79618>>80816

>>79604 (OP)
I like mentally ill women, most foids are somewhat boring and go out of their way to make themselves seem interesting.But
when you talk to a chick that's genuinely schizo that whole "listen to my SNCA" part is actually fun.

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>>79617
good luck with that bro you can have em all

 79619[Quote]>>79626>>79671

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>>79609
You must be a nusoi then, alright I'll tell you. She should be an absolute sisa, nice ass and tiddies, white Aryan. Hates kikes, niggers, sandniggers, slavniggers, all kinds of niggers. Plays vidya, watches old movies, isn't religious (not a fan of da big cope), similar sence of humor. Never ending libido, sex after sex, after sex, dominant in bed. And most importantly a giant veiny FUTACOCK.

 79624[Quote]

Rot can’t draw for shit

 79625[Quote]

>>>79609
>You must be a nusoi then, alright I'll tell you. She should be an absolute sisa, nice ass and tiddies, white Aryan. Hates kikes, niggers, sandniggers, slavniggers, all kinds of niggers. Plays vidya, watches old movies, isn't religious (not a fan of da big cope), similar sence of humor. Never ending libido, sex after sex, after sex, dominant in bed. And most importantly a giant veiny FUTAC-AAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK!!!!!!

 79626[Quote]>>79629

>>79619
You're asking too much as a jartycuck who spams tranime troonslop animation fictional girl on an obscure imageboard all day

 79627[Quote]>>79630>>80816

>>79604 (OP)
She must be a Christian, and I would like her to have interesting discussions with me about history and other things i find interesting, i wouldnt like someone who is a total cattle talking about rnca gossip and typical normslop
And all the other traits like being kind and empathetic and caring

 79629[Quote]

>>79626
>tranime troonslop animation
RetardGOD that's not tranime

 79630[Quote]

>>79627
>Christian
>Discuss history
Just say you want her to talk about fantasy worlds, no need to larp

 79632[Quote]>>79633>>80816

I like women who are humble. Too many bitches with egos, plus they the only ones who will talk to me. That, and anorexic women all have a certain type of personality idk, I feel like I can relate to them.

 79633[Quote]>>79634>>79671

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>>79632
And a giant FUTACOCK too?

 79634[Quote]>>79635

>>79633
literally go to bed animefag

 79635[Quote]>>79671

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>>79634
Geeeeeeg, FUTA WQN, troonfags LQST. FUTAWORLDOMCORP

 79637[Quote]

I absolutely adore gingers

 79642[Quote]>>80816

>>79604 (OP)
Oh shit I actually wanted to make a thread like this.
There's something I really like with those shy, introverted girls. They seem way more down to earth and smarter than most nowadays, maybe because of insecurities or something else entirely. It's easy to tell them apart usually due to the way they dress and look.
I don't think people like that exist anymore though. They're either somewhere else or are replaced with blond whores with the intelligence of stale bread. Either way, I'm still hopeful.

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I have never been attracted more to anyone in my life than my boyfriend. I feel like I won the lottery. He’s 6’0, curly hair, lean but muscular, big nose (not a jew nose doe), and beautiful blue eyes they are the bluest i’ve ever seen. I feel giddy just describing him. I love his smile too

 79668[Quote]>>79683

>>79667
bait fag, kys

 79669[Quote]>>79683

>>79667
>>>>>>>>>>won the lottery
>6 foot
>not muscular
>big nose
ur a baiting u faggot.

 79670[Quote]>>79683

>>79667
In the bait world where ur boyfriend exists, every ESL mixxed skinned sharty nigger is both taller and stronger than ur bait world bf

 79671[Quote]>>79681

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>>79635
>>79633
>>79619
>>79605
kys fuggen jardee tranny pedo

 79674[Quote]>>79680>>80816

I really crave a cute and shy black girl, I always imagine her as nerdy and introverted sitting on her MacBook Air in some Starbucks where she is working on a chamber play script about Black history in Slovakia. All the white girls are so hedonistic and whore-like so they won’t get my attention at all.

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I know "Karen" is a dead redditor meme but I'm really insanely attracted to the kind of woman it describes. Loud, abrasive, extremely selfish, entitled, post-menopausal so I don't have to deal with that shit, rulecucked irl, oh god I'm getting so hard just writing this

 79680[Quote]

>>79674
>not hedonistic and whore-like
>uses macbook and drinks starbucks
pick one

 79681[Quote]>>80674

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>>79671
Why are so obsessed with that 'p site? Forget about it and enjoy some heterosexual adult sex with FUTA QUEEN

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>>79668
>>79669
>>79670
“bait bf” GEEEEG

 79684[Quote]

You guys are brown

 79685[Quote]

>>79683
Couldn’t care less + scrub your meta data off Nusoi, i can see your location KEEEEEK

 79688[Quote]>>79690

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>>79683
Is the self-insert holding the camera signifying you're a cuckold?

 79690[Quote]>>79691

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>>79688
Signifying I’m the one who took the photo. Selfie cause he looked cozy sleeping and I thought it was cute

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>>79690
im axing cuz
1) he grabbina shoulder or something
2) this means that, judging by the angle of your nose, you couldnt look back like that without breaking your neck
3) meaning that (You) taking the picture, are making a selfie of him & another person
4) judging by how far down he is, compared to the shoulder, him and this first person had, or are having anal sex.
5) (You) mentioned staring HRT in another thread, and having high T-levels, meaning you're a man and a tranny
6) Your self insert filming this interaction, there are picture of this family guy character taking a selfie, but you chose not to use it
7) THUS the above leads to the logical conclusions:
I: You're a man
II: You're gay
III: You're trans
IV: You're a cuck

 79692[Quote]

Niggerbabble thread

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>>79683
HE'S GAY!
HE'S TRANS!
HE'S A CUCK!
<fact space
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGG!!!

 79695[Quote]

>>79691
>Reaffirming pooners delusions by calling her a man.
Nusoigoogoos…….mm

 79696[Quote]

Datamining thread do not interact.

 79716[Quote]>>79750

>>79683
That nigga got a big ass forehead

 79725[Quote]>>79726>>79750

>>79683
your boyfriend kind of looks like one of those malformed babies stuffed in jars

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>>79725
i forgot to attach picture

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>>79604 (OP)
Not being fat

 79746[Quote]>>80816

If I can argue with her constantly, then it's good

 79750[Quote]>>79760

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>>79691
1) He was holding his own hands in his sleep hence why I took the photo, I thought it was cute.
2)We were laying side by side but he was cuddled up to me. His wrists were resting by my shoulder so his hands were by my face.
3) I am taking a selfie of only us.
4) He’s down so far cause he’s a weird nigger and likes to sleep with no pillows sometimes.
5) Are you retarded? HRT is not exclusive to MtF. Hormone replacement therapy, replacing my biological estrogen from BEING BORN a woman with Testosterone.
6) Sorry that my Chris folder is small nigger
7) Correct, correct, you’re projecting. You wanna watch us sooo badly it seems.

>>79725
GEG he sleeps weird so he kinda did.

>>79716
He doesn’t, this photo just sucks. Only one I could post without showing our faces properly.

 79751[Quote]>>79754

>>79683
who's the girlfriend and who's the boyfriend? I can't even tell

 79754[Quote]>>79755>>79792

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>>79751
We’re both boys

 79755[Quote]>>79758>>79870

>>79754
awww helll nawww on foenem grave

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>>79755
At least we ain’t doing anal

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>>79750
1) thats not a hand, you're moving the goalposts because I caught you in a lie
2) yeah thats my point. Also good job contradicting yourself within 2 sentences. I though he was holding his own hand? Somehow they're by your shoulder now. All it takes is one look at that picture to know he's not holding his own hand.
3) not substantiated
4) he's down so far cuz hes GAY!
5) HRT is exclusive to MtF. Pooners do not exist, tomboys do not exist. No woman is retarded enough to turn herself into a stinky, hairy, sweaty, sub-5 male.
6) Google. You can use it, you know how.

You're clearly getting off on showing obscured pictures of yourself getting cuckolded on bald man with glasses forum. Its a fetish, you're a little gay freakdiddy.

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>>79760
He’s holding his own hands and resting them clasped together on my shoulder? What’s so hard to understand. Nigga I have a twin sized mattress that we BOTH have to fit on of course the position is gonna be a little squished up and awkward, there is no way to fit a third person in this fuckass bed if we even tried lmfao. If HRT is exclusive to troons then what is it called when i’m replacing my hormones with testosterone? And yeah, of course he’s gay. I don’t think being attracted to a hairy dude with a deep voice and a moustache makes you straight.

You have the IQ of a somali. Please get a DNA test.

 79787[Quote]>>79825

Byakuren Hijiri

 79791[Quote]>>80068>>80816

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i met several girls who were exactly all i ever wanted in a woman, none of them liked me back

i like nerdy girls, the more autistic and weird the better, i like them with glasses and i like girls who are like chubby but not fat, but also like if they are skinny and not so curvy like a frail doll

i like art and stuff like that so most girls ive liked had art as a hobbie, and also geeky stuff like anime and comics or videogames

i also like punk and metal but i would prefer to not date alternative women

 79792[Quote]

>>79754
You ain't fooling anyone pooner

 79794[Quote]>>80816

>>79604 (OP)
>no bodycount
>christian
>takes care of herself
all i want

 79801[Quote]

>>79667
arent you pooning out though

 79802[Quote]

nigga if a 6' aryan is scoring only pooners then im hopeless in the dating pool jsid already

 79804[Quote]>>80816

>>79604 (OP)
I have rather specific standards
>shorter and smaller than me. preferred my age or younger.
>physically clingy, likes cuddling, but doesn't spam my phone with snca 24/7 for validation
>not immature, has goals in life
>not jaded, cares about other people and animals etc
>likes babies (doesn't need to want children, I just find it really cute that some foids like babies)
>good/passable social skills. can take care of herself independently
>nerdy, and around my intelligence level
>I prefer failed normies (not full normies or complete autists)

 79825[Quote]

>>79787
Byakuren

 79826[Quote]

Genuine kindness, it's impossible to fake

 79833[Quote]

>>79786
>If HRT is exclusive to troons then what is it called when i’m replacing my hormones with testosterone?
Lying is what its called.
All ppl were axing fo was a pic of your bf, you could have just posted a normal one where he's standing or something, instead you posted gay butt cuckoldry that gives no indication of height whatsoever
and you did this on purpose because you're a gay pedophile that wants to EPI soyteens
you should kill yourself NOW!

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>>79755
im betting 500 dollars on this bitch de-transitioning in 5 years when her hairline starts receding

 79929[Quote]>>80816

>>79604 (OP)
if theyre nice

 80042[Quote]>>80816

>>79604 (OP)
Cute, soft, twinks with abs who are nice to me

 80043[Quote]>>80047>>80816

I like super shy socially anxious girls who have no friends and are huge losers and who are chronically online and who don't shower and who are also racist and homophobic and transphobic and also hates the jews

 80047[Quote]

>>80043
same bro same

 80050[Quote]

>>79604 (OP)
I think a girl who makes scrapbooks is pretty cute

 80068[Quote]>>80073>>80892

>>79791
‘Teen…I almost perfectly fit your criteria…tell me your favorite anime and vidya

 80069[Quote]>>80816

>>79604 (OP)
average or above appearance, and I can be my earnest aspie self around her, and she is also aspie probably, and she's also capable of making me laugh and vice versa

(I vvon… that's my current gf)

 80073[Quote]

>>80068
>edating.shitty

 80076[Quote]>>80079>>80816

>>79604 (OP)
I wish I could be with a woman that wont leave me, sits on the corner of the room all day without uttering a word, and cooks good food.

That or a corpse

 80079[Quote]

>>80076
fucking cornball geg

 80507[Quote]

>>>79671
>Why are so obsessed with that 'p site? Forget about it and enjoy some heterosexual adult sex with FUTA QUEEN
>"heterosexual"
this shit might just be fag cope gang. liking dick isn't straight nigger, futas don't exist, only troons/men. abandon the pornslop already stupid ass jew, get a regular girl instead or ropemaxx.

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i want a slim, non-normgroid, nerdy dude with brown/black hair who has the same humour as me, is equally as autistic as me, and digs the same snca as me e.g vidya and music.
leans towards androgyny in terms of demeanor, and is average-looking.
introverted but loves talking to me. virgin. atheist or agnostic. neither a white supremacist, nor a palestinian cock sucker.
DOESN'T WATCH PORN.

 80666[Quote]

>>80665
>nerdy dude
nahhh this guy's gayyy 😂 🫵

 80667[Quote]

>>79679
you're a fucking weirdo that was probably was raped by a granny as a child

 80668[Quote]>>80681

>>80665
good luck finding anyone who doesn't watch porn at all born after 2000

also faggot

 80670[Quote]>>80672>>80816

I want to be able to smell her sweet hair
I love when she's blond and stupid

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why did this thread attract all the annoying fags
go back to your goonhitler splinters

 80672[Quote]>>80673

>>80670
diddy biden

 80673[Quote]

>>80672
I need to drown in her scent while she laughs and calls me a weirdo
then I fuck her

 80674[Quote]

>>79681
fuck off Meiji.

 80681[Quote]

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>>80668
<flood detected

 80682[Quote]

Test

>unoriginal nigger

 80789[Quote]

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>>80665
Sounds oddly similar to me

 80793[Quote]>>80809

>>80665
are you a foid or gay?

 80809[Quote]

>>80793
the former

 80813[Quote]>>80814>>80893

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she has to be a literal clone of myself but female
im not even joking
if i cant share the same hobbies, struggles, ideals, mindset, thoughts, and life with her than she's not for me
i've already accepted this woman doesnt exist and am volcelling for life

 80814[Quote]

>>80813
looks dont matter unless shes literally a sub 2, but i would like her to be around a normie. i honestly dont want her to be a fucking goddess because that would make me feel insecure and make me more protective and could affect our bond
personality doesnt matter unless she's unbearable to be around
i'd like if we had similar or contrasting ones though

 80816[Quote]

>>79605
EPId as a child award
>>79608
has no standards award
>>79610
the only women who browse this site are attention whores, horifically malformed to the point that they might as well not be a woman, or pedophiles
>>79612
gigachad says this
>>79614
has 0 standards award
>>79617
pray for this nigga bro he's gonna end up being in 4 different countries simultaneously
>>79627
giggle chad says this
>>79632
>anorexic women
she will die on you buddy
>>79642
giggle chad says this
>>79667
Pooner
>>79674
Soyak says this
>>79679
who raped you buddy
>>79746
tsunderes aren't real buddy
>>79791
ggs time to kill yourself
>>79794
>no bodycount
you only find these girls at jobs (rarely) and being childhood friends at school
>>79804
gigachad says this
>>80043
the only women like this are transgender and are actually men or pedophiles
>>79929
0 standards award
>>80042
KILL YOURSELF
>>80069
I hope she's cheating on you with some black guy. Fuck you. Kill yourself
>>80076
nigga
>>80665
kill yourself
>>80670
Rapeson…

 80892[Quote]>>80942

>>80068
>>80665
None of these are women chuds, women don't browse this site.

 80893[Quote]>>80897>>80943

>>80813
The only people on earth with your exact same hobbies, struggles, ideals, mindset and thoughts are 50 year old chinese men or trannies. You will never find a woman exactly like you because women are different from men and naturally gravitate towards different things, even the way women process emotions and the world around them is different. Please get real and stop searching for something that doesn't exist and just date a woman who is fun and has an overall positive impact on your life.

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>>80893
relevant toss

 80932[Quote]>>81259

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Oh boy.

Must be a devout Christian (this is by far the most important requirement).
Must be white (not Jewish) and have natural brown or blond hair.
Must take care of herself and have a healthy diet.
Must have similar and interesting interests and hobbies as me, and be able to engage in thoughtful discussions about history and other topics I enjoy. I wouldn’t want someone who only talks about gossip or normie stuff.
Must be nerdy and around my level of intelligence.
Must be right-wing and hold traditional views, such as being pro-life.
Must have goals in life and not be immature.
Must not be jaded, she should care about other people and animals.
Must like babies (she doesn’t have to want children though).
Must be physically affectionate and enjoy cuddling, but not be emotionally needy or constantly seek validation.
Must have good or at least passable social skills and be able to take care of herself independently.
Must be an introvert or at least introvert-leaning.
Must be around my height or shorter than me.
Must be about my age or younger.
Must be a virgin (no body count).
Must not have tattoos, piercings, or other body modifications.
Must be kind, empathetic, caring, and have a decent personality and understanding.
Must be very attractive and cute.
Must not be an influencer on Instagram or something.
Must know how to cook a variety of things (I will help, of course).

Yeah, I'm probably never gonna get a wife like this but it would be nice I suppose.

 80942[Quote]>>81047

>>80892
I am a woman doe

 80943[Quote]

>>80893
thanks for the advice. i am now moving to china so i can get dicked down by 50 year old chinese men

 81047[Quote]

>>80942
you lie…

 81050[Quote]>>81061>>81259

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Any girl that looks like ts, genuinely theyre so fucking cute but no girl i see looks like this and they do they're posers who are fat and listen to sabrina carpenter instead of punk or any music you'd associate with them, its not fucking fair I want her

 81051[Quote]>>81053>>81107>>81259

>>80665
Your entire preference is dictated by tiktok algorithms and trends you fucking retarded foid, you do realise fetishing people who are "nerds" breeds posers upon posers. You dont like nerds..you like ATTRACTIVE nerds. Fucking hell when do we get total foid death already
<oalgo
>muh nerdy interests
JSID

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>>81051
>Heck yeah i love haunted shower!
>Stomp a transphobe and kill the coppss in the w00ds!
>i love horror films where the woman gets raped but also gtfo trumpie!
pure normalgroid filth to the highest degeneracy

 81059[Quote]>>81068

>>81053
Go and rot HAUUUUUUGGGGHHH 🎃🎃🌈🌉

 81061[Quote]>>81124

>>81050
Women who look like that are mentally ill whores with no exception and no that's not cute or quirky and no you will never be able to "fix her" she will just fuck your brain until you'll have had enough and dumped her

 81063[Quote]>>81068

>>>81051
>>Heck yeah i love haunted shower!
>>Stomp a transphobe and kill the coppss in the w00ds!
>>i love horror films where the woman gets raped but also gtfo trumpie!
>pure normalgroid filth to the highest degeneracy

farted mound is lowkey cool tho cuz like they sing about murdering foids

 81068[Quote]>>81095

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>>81059
>HAWWW IN THE NIGHTTT IN MY TRUEYS AND MY WIGGA RAP KILL THE COPS N BIGOTS HAWWW
>>81063
k fag lmao, but seriously haunted shower is literal torture on the ears, not even mentioning the dogshit lyrics

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>>81068
Hi fried

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>>81051
Kys, Joeyy won #oneteam

 81110[Quote]

HPI asperger aka loser nerdettes
I am a loser who likes history and science stuff but thinks the cia/tranime is le bad, i enjoy losers who like history and think the cia/tranime is le bad. I dont go for anything else and i have so far made some success but many failures just gonna keep trying till marriage.

 81115[Quote]

cute girls with big dumb smiles and a bubbly but not overwhelming personality. preferably not a completely basic person, i like to think im a pretty worldly person so i wouldnt like to be with someone that isnt.
the hardest i ever had a crush on a girl had all of these she was this short little blonde girl, older than me. she just said all these dumb things and she was just so positive and odd she was the only reason i liked that class. i think i also just liked how as i talked to her more and more she got less and less quiet and more talkative, its faggy but she was just so adorable

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>>81061
Silly foid, mentally ill women ARE my type

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Prob quiet women, the girls i've dated were older than mi so that too

 81141[Quote]>>81159

>>81124
God, only dating bpd hoes must fuck a guy up

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>>81141
idk if they're clingy and schizophrenic i just block them lol

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xe said what makes you attracted not your criteria for dating
>likes me back
>autism
>genuinely cares for other people
>looks cute and not fat (to deny this is to deny that men are a kind of animal, which is a cope)
>innocence and purity (e.g doesnt dress like a whore, doesnt have an <extensive history>)
>shares some of my interests like linguistics and philosophy
>doesnt hate her own heritage and otherwise not mindraped by the zeitgeist
things that i dont care about:
<height
<hair color, eye color, orifice color
<the size of your nose or ears
<whatever bullshit women are insecure about for some reason
AUTISTIC FOIDS CONTACT MI IMMEDIATELY
i know for a fact these women exist and i could treat them better

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>>81051
>Your entire preference is dictated by tiktok algorithms
I won't lie that a lot of women into nerds are bullshitting, but I am a nerd myself. I want someone like me. I don't want a chad. + I don't even use social media outside of yt and imageboards (if the latter even counts as social media in the first place). Don't call me a tiktard.
I LOVE how moids whine about most women desiring attractive men when looks matter EVEN MORE for them. I see plenty of fat, ugly men getting with more conventionally attractive women who mog them to oblivion just because they're funny. But I rarely ever see an ugly woman with a handsome scrote. Take a look at this thread too.
<preddit space
>>80932
>Must be very attractive and cute.
>>81050
>Any girl that looks like ts
^cmon man this guy's preferences are completely based on looks and he's not even trying to hide it
>>81124
>Silly foid, mentally ill women ARE my type
^and he's fetishizing mental illness. but im bad cause i… like nerds?
>>81095
ooh! speaking of the most famous incelcore artist, he even sings "her face is cute, but she's obnoxious. I still wanna put my fucking cock in it" (song's name is I Wanna Date Her).

But no! When I so much as bring up wanting an average-looking guy, all hell breaks loose.

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My type is when they are loyal, have atleast some similar taste to me, and mature too
body wise I just like tall girls

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>>81259
>I see plenty of fat, ugly men getting with more conventionally attractive women who mog them to oblivion just because they're funny. But I rarely ever see an ugly woman with a handsome scrote. Take a look at this thread too.
trve
i have noticed the shallowness in most males also
not limited to gender, it shows up in all spiritually dead people, people who lack conviction, people absorbed by vanity
neurotypicucks are idolators because they worship the status quo (many will not understand this principle)
spergs vvon
blackedpill is right as it pertains to neurotypicuck soyciety

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I made a female BLACKEDpill thread a month ago >>78212 (OP) but the soyim called it bait
>im so lonely i would choose any girl
falsenuke, i heard countless stories of guys like this rejecting girls and i did so myself (but not because she was ugly, rather she was secretive and loved gossip)

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Smart one because i'm dumb as shit

 81277[Quote]

White
average looks
with in my age
not to much ego
Not a harlot
christian (could be arranged if they are just not lustful)

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>>81259
Larp. Nusois are trannies kekle

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Idk
If she likes me then I'll date her

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>>81259
>muh average looking guy
I dont care what you want, what annoys me is that foids like you are cattle that let your fucking preferences be dictated by an algorithm

>waaaaah he only wants looks

yeah because looking like an emo chick probably means you have similar interests to me, unlike normgroid women who shop at bershka and wear fake tan geg

Fried won btw

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>>81473
Daily reminder to all moidGODS to never take a girl out for dinner or buy them anything, fuck them and then leave, theyre nothing but parasites that crave validation and material possessions

 81475[Quote]

>>81473
Fake tan is ugly, it looks nasty.
The whole point of it is that theyre ashamed of their whiteness so they want to look brown to feel like they have a heritage

 81477[Quote]

>>81259
honestly a trvke especially the last sentences
a lot of incels just like a lot of people are assholes
muh moralchadding is still rare even in spaces where you think sympathy would grow

 81478[Quote]>>81479

>>81474
are you a faggot or something

 81479[Quote]>>81482>>81502>>81702

>>81478
Slut 4 Andrew Tate
>>81473
Her taste in men is dictated by Homestuck geg

 81480[Quote]>>81481>>81702

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>>>79605
>EPId as a child award
>>>79608
>has no standards award
>>>79610
>the only women who browse this site are attention whores, horifically malformed to the point that they might as well not be a woman, or pedophiles
>>>79612
>gigachad says this
>>>79614
>has 0 standards award
>>>79617
>pray for this nigga bro he's gonna end up being in 4 different countries simultaneously
>>>79627
>giggle chad says this
>>>79632
>>anorexic women
>she will die on you buddy
>>>79642
>giggle chad says this
>>>79667
>Pooner
>>>79674
>Soyak says this
>>>79679
>who raped you buddy
>>>79746
>tsunderes aren't real buddy
>>>79791
>ggs time to kill yourself
>>>79794
>>no bodycount
>you only find these girls at jobs (rarely) and being childhood friends at school
>>>79804
>gigachad says this
>>>80043
>the only women like this are transgender and are actually men or pedophiles
>>>79929
>0 standards award
>>>80042
>KILL YOURSELF
>>>80069
>I hope she's cheating on you with some black guy. Fuck you. Kill yourself
>>>80076
>nigga
>>>80665
>kill yourself
>>>80670
>Rapeson…

>unoriginal nigger

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>>81480
Qbbsessed

 81482[Quote]

>>81479
i thought he was left in '22 or something, actually embarrassing

 81483[Quote]

She should definitely be neurodivergent, but not too difficult; I don't want to be ableist, but I can't overcome some of these hurdles either.
Ideally, she would maintain a certain distance from politics in general, or rather a meta-perspective on politics; I would much prefer that she deal with her own morality, and she can be philosophical, artistic, or creative in general. However, a certain pseudo-intellectual, performative attitude would put me off.
She should distance herself 100 percent from the internet and especially from mindless entertainment apps, and devote herself solely to artistic projects; since I spend a lot of time online, I would use it, so to speak, as a means to an end. I know it sounds somewhat cognitively dissonant.

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I met this girl a week or 2 ago and shes exactly my type
quiet, religious, sweet, gun nut, has glasses and not to mention gorgeous

 81490[Quote]

>>81489
sisa
>Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 0 seconds!

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>>81489
all you could ask for

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>>81473
>you are cattle that let your fucking preferences be dictated by an algorithm
what o algorithm is dictating my preferences? i mentioned before that im barely active on soycial media
>fried won btw
never ask a fried by fluoride fan his opinion on 15 year olds
>>81479
>Her taste in men is dictated by Homestuck geg
what does this even mean? also, can you guys make up your minds already about whatever the fuck is dictating my preferences

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>>81474
>
how nigga felt typing this

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>>81502
many unknowable subconscious mental processes are dictating your tastes. We are just saying random shit that matches patterns with what you expressed

 81510[Quote]>>81527>>81702

>>81489
oh she also doesnt use social media so she's perfect

 81511[Quote]

A pulse (this is negotiable however)

 81515[Quote]

>Oh my god, she is so attractive!
<unibomberaboriginal

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Xhe should not have the overly high "kawaii sude" voice, nor a really "loud" one (idk how to desribe it).
Very long black hair and a nice face.
Xhe can have every hobby xhe wants except being obsessed over psychology.
< fact space
BUT MOST IMPORTANT XHE MUST BE THE ONE CONFESSING (or whatever it is called) BECAUSE I AM A SELFISH LITTLE FUCK AND AN UN-SOCIABLE CHUD.
< fact space
Big ass and tits are not real and if they are then xhe's a harlot.

 81526[Quote]

>>81525
Also NOT a normgroid because it just needs to be ok???

 81527[Quote]>>81530

>>81510
She’s a keeper bro

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>>81525
Being from central/north asia is a plus.

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>>81528
>central asia

 81530[Quote]>>81702

>>81527
not to mention white with dirty blonde hair

 81532[Quote]

Tall emo chicks.

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>>81502
whatever foidnigger words words words

 81572[Quote]

>>81540
leak moar

 81577[Quote]>>81581>>81613

I WANT A GOTH GIRL
I WANT A BIG TITTY MENTALLY UNSTABLE GOTH GIRL
I'M TOO IMMATURE FOR A REAL PERSON BROS I NEED ARCHETYPES THAT DON'T EXIST IRL
FUCK

 81581[Quote]

>>81577
imagine ernest khalimov saying this

 81582[Quote]

is a nice person

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>I WANT A GOTH GIRL
>I WANT A BIG TITTY MENTALLY UNSTABLE GOTH GIRL
>I'M TOO IMMATURE FOR A REAL PERSON BROS I NEED ARCHETYPES THAT DON'T EXIST IRL
>FUCK
>IM A NIGGER

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>>81577
Foidcoperald

 81702[Quote]>>81704

>>81162
srs question why do you niggas want autistic women

>>81259
fat yellow pooner stop

>>81473
everyone on this world is influenced by society and current popular trends

>>81474
faggot

>>81479
>homestuck bad because im a leaky /soy/cuck

>>81480
he was only reddit crying a24 soyjak when he started telling people in relationships to kill themselves

>>81489
>>81510
>>81530
congrats

>>81525
>BUT MOST IMPORTANT XHE MUST BE THE ONE CONFESSING (or whatever it is called) BECAUSE I AM A SELFISH LITTLE FUCK AND AN UN-SOCIABLE CHUD.
you have to be the man in the relationship dont wait for opportunities to come to you like this. thats retarded and unrealistic

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>>81702
REDDIT SPACED AWARD
>srs question why do you niggas want autistic women
i am autistic and neurotypical women keep blackpilling mi. And autism is an inherently aryan trait.
>>homestuck bad because im a leaky /soy/cuck
even though gigachad says this and youre obsessed with forcing troonslop
>>BUT MOST IMPORTANT XHE MUST BE THE ONE CONFESSING (or whatever it is called) BECAUSE I AM A SELFISH LITTLE FUCK AND AN UN-SOCIABLE CHUD.
>you have to be the man in the relationship dont wait for opportunities to come to you like this. thats retarded and unrealistic
even though asking out the huzz is dangerous and unsuccessful most of the time. We are spergs and we had to live through constant public humiliation through all of school.

 81708[Quote]

>>79604 (OP)
Dark, large eyes

 81709[Quote]

>>79604 (OP)
>as the title says, what attracts you in a significant other? it can be physical attraction, hobbies, behaviours, anything you'd like
niggers dying

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>niggers dying

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>>81704
>spacing out your replies le bad because reddit
no words soiloompas
>i am autistic and
could it possibly be the autism that lowered your "chances" at a relationship rather than women just being rude out of nowhere
>And autism is an inherently aryan trait.
conflict of interest
>even though gigachad says this and youre obsessed with forcing troonslop
gigachad is actually a inclusive and loving liberal man who loves his favorite fandoms such as homestuck and ongezellig
>even though asking out the huzz is dangerous and unsuccessful most of the time.
i mean im neurotypical and even i had to deal with this. this is just a human thing.
>had to live through constant public humiliation through all of school.
another thing that applies to everyone



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