[–] ▶ №15236898[Quote]>>15236905
can you take a picture of your office or something
▶ №15236905[Quote]>>15236907
>>15236898does my bedroom count as the office? there's no town hall here like there would be in a larger town or the county seat.
▶ №15236907[Quote]>>15241719
>>15236905can you post some type of proof
literally anything could suffice im inclined to believe you because this is a weird thing to lie about
▶ №15236910[Quote]>>15236921
Are your people safe from nigs?
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Snopes
▶ №15236918[Quote]>>15236927
>>15236892 (OP)how are you young enough to be posting on here but old enough to hold office? aren't politicians almost always oldfags?
▶ №15236921[Quote]>>15236925>>15236985>>15237101
>>15236910population is 98.2% white according to the census. and no im not telling what town it is because it would be self-'oxxing
▶ №15236923[Quote]>>15236935
>>15236892 (OP)Whats your tax policy?
▶ №15236925[Quote]>>15236930
>>15236921Why did you say what state it's in geg that's already so dangerous
▶ №15236927[Quote]>>15236942
>>15236918im 22, and yes most mayors tend to be old people. the age requirement to hold the office of mayor varies, but im qualified here.
▶ №15236929[Quote]>>15236938
>>15236892 (OP)do you have a city administrator?
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>>15236925there's thousands of small towns so you aren't finding me geg
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>>15236923sales tax rate of 7.5%
▶ №15236942[Quote]>>15236949
>>15236927How did you win? I want to run for office someday
▶ №15236949[Quote]>>15236954>>15236957
>>15236942there simply wasn't any competition. everyone here is either cacas, doesn't want to run, or too old to give a shit. i didn't even expect to win geg
▶ №15236950[Quote]>>15236958
>>15236938how big is your city pop? did you have to campaign a lot to get in? do you get a mayors house?
▶ №15236954[Quote]>>15236967
>>15236949what sort of obligations do you have? i assume the job of mayor isnt really intensive and you work right?
▶ №15236958[Quote]>>15236968>>15236971
>>152369501. less than 500
2. campaigning in a small town is like running for class president at a high school, so no there's really not any sort of major funding that has to go into it apart from some flyers
3. no, i just live in my own place
▶ №15236967[Quote]>>15236975>>15237003
>>15236954my job is literally to just make a spreadsheet of our budget and sit at council meetings. if im being honest, i dont know what im doing or why i even ran in the first place. i just thought it'd be funny if i won
▶ №15236968[Quote]>>15236974
>>15236958sounds chill do you have to draft town plans or whatever thats called
▶ №15236971[Quote]>>15236973>>15236978>>15236981>>15237006
>>15236958we should really register a political party called the Soyjak Party and try to win some SNCA office
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shit larp no one that successful would ever post on here
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>>15236971if there are any midwestGODS ITT that would be possible
▶ №15236974[Quote]>>15236982
>>15236968my first decree was legalizing the sale of alcohol on sundays
▶ №15236979[Quote]>>15236984
do you like zelig
▶ №15236984[Quote]
>>15236979no. 'zellig is gay and stupid
▶ №15236985[Quote]>>15236991
>>15236921Now that I think about it, having a tiny yet mostly white population must be easy mode
No crime, no destruction, very few fires, etc
The only thing that might be an issue would be like a natural disaster or if evil democrat and decide to import 100k illegals at the same time or something
▶ №15236991[Quote]>>15237000
>>15236985pretty much. we only have one police officer from the county sheriff's office and he hardly has to do anything.
▶ №15236993[Quote]>>15236998
can you nuke israel
▶ №15237000[Quote]>>15237001
>>15236991What party did you run for?
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>>15237000im registered with the republican party (GOP)
▶ №15237003[Quote]>>15237009>>15237010
>>15236967You should run for senator or governor after a few years and pretend like your genius policies led your town to prosperity, comparing it to other subpar towns
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>>15236997i pretty promise i wont do anything nigga i just want to know geg
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>>15236971TSMT im trans btw
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>>15237003maybe, maybe not. we'll see if I get voted out by the next election cycle.
▶ №15237015[Quote]>>15237033
What policies would you enact on this site and what do you think of Quote's administration?
▶ №15237031[Quote]>>15237067>>15237085
S.O.G.
(Sharty-occupied government)
▶ №15237033[Quote]
>>15237015Quote is a disaster and I think I would do a better job. If I was the mayor of this site too, I'd merge or remove dnb boards as my first decree. also I'd repeal the changes made to rule 13
▶ №15237037[Quote]>>15237049
post literally any piece of proof
▶ №15237044[Quote]>>15237085
force your townspeople to use this site so we can get the pph up
▶ №15237049[Quote]
>>15237037i have this official fancy name plaque that goes on my desk but i cant find it. hang on
▶ №15237061[Quote]>>15237065
>>15237017average republican canidate in 2026
▶ №15237067[Quote]
>>15237031You vvill own a house.
You VVILL have a wife.
You VVILL have kids,
und you VVILL be happy
▶ №15237072[Quote]
>>15236892 (OP)first soicaca occupied government (SOG)
▶ №15237075[Quote]>>15237085>>15237141
If I find your town somehow can I move there? It seems nice
▶ №15237090[Quote]>>15237141
can you invade and rape chicago to death
▶ №15237101[Quote]>>15237108>>15237141
>>15236921If this thread is somehow real, that leaves a question hanging:
How many small town governors are actually just closeted national-socialists or something like that?
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>>15237101small town governments tend to unironically be more corrupt than washington is so i wouldnt doubt this being a possibility
▶ №15237110[Quote]>>15237187
when did you run?
▶ №15237138[Quote]>>15237154
>>15237124i hate to be a begging chooser but cmon mane
▶ №15237141[Quote]
>>15237101not nazis, no. but some mayors in the past have had ties with the klu klux klan.
>>15237090i would if i had that kind of power
>>15237075sure!
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>>15237138you'll just have to take my word for it then
▶ №15237167[Quote]>>15237170
Gulfport?
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>>15237167no, stop trying
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>>15237110last election cycle
▶ №15237209[Quote]>>15237214
are you in wikipedia
▶ №15237215[Quote]>>15237221
Redmon?
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alright, that wraps up tonight's Q&A since its late and I need to get to bed. i'll continue in the morning if the thread is still up
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>>15237221is it the same county
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Make sharty flag the flag of the city
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Mayor Nate is real
▶ №15241347[Quote]>>15241669
alright. im back for more Q&A
▶ №15241676[Quote]>>15241945
biggest liar ever award
▶ №15241686[Quote]>>15241938
Do you get to wear cool buff overcoats and big red ties? Do you get a big, golden, pair of scissors to cut shit with. Do you have an office and a 'world's best mayor' mug? Do you larp as the villager from New Leaf?
▶ №15241731[Quote]>>15241749
holy fail thread get shit on shartyshit niggers
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>>15241731>fail threadspecify 'fail'
▶ №15241756[Quote]>>15241949
What are your work hours?
▶ №15241938[Quote]
>>15241686No cool outfit
Big key, but no scissors
My office is my bedroom, but my favorite mug has elephants on it
No
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>>15241702its clipboardimage because I put it on imgur from my phone
▶ №15241949[Quote]
>>15241756My work hours are whenever I have to sit at council meetings
