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 15240044[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15240050>>15240082>>15240099>>15240308>>15240448

Hello shardee,
I want to buy a bunch of stuff before 2030 because (((they))) want to take our right to own anything. I already have a list that includes things like an instrument or the bible (which I bought), but I think I still lack some stuff that could be useful.
Suggest me useful/cool things I should get until that year comes.

 15240050[Quote]>>15240063>>15240077

>>15240044 (OP)
Why 2030

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I have no clue why it supersaged

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geg this shitskin is still seething

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A super Nintendo and a crt

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>I have no clue why it supersaged

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>>15240050
Because the NWO is planned to finalize it's plan to limit people's rights for the sake of (((sustainability)))

 15240082[Quote]>>15240126

>>15240044 (OP)
Survival guidebooks and just guidebooks in general. Can openers, weaponry, knife and bottles to hold drinks. Filters and other stuff. This is just incase shit goes south.

Tldr standard survival shit.
Just make sure to buy good clothes for summer and winter.
Also buy books with puzzles like sudoku. Keeping your brain active is key for brain health

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>>15240073
It probably saved my email field. Oh well

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>>15240083
Fingerboy just supersages or sages depending if you have supersaged recently

 15240089[Quote]>>15240126

thinkpad
thinkcentre
nokia 7410
Wii
DS
3DS
PS2
Gamecube
get a bunch of classic literature too

 15240099[Quote]>>15240140

>>15240044 (OP)
nigga you'll be lucky if you are still alive in 2030 geg

 15240126[Quote]>>15240172

>>15240082
Gemmy response. I've already bought a Victorinox SAK, so this only seems logical
>>15240089
I only own a 3DS form this list and Meditations by Marcus Aurelius. Any good books you can recommend?

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>>15240099
That makes my point stand even better. Better to die happy and educated than a lonely incel

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>Wii

>DS
>3DS
>PS2
>Gamecube

 15240168[Quote]>>15240229

get a house, some way to defend yourself
>You must solve a captcha to post
Kys captcha I’ve been posting on this site for a year

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>>15240126
any religious scripures, you don't need to follow them but it's intresting to learn about it + you can deboonk better

philosophical works by Plato, Nietzsche and Schopenhauer

classics like moby dick and don quijote aswell as 1984

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I promise you reading and video games will be the least of your concerns and oreos

 15240206[Quote]>>15240229

buy a gun

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this list should help you

 15240229[Quote]>>15240254

>>15240172
>any religious scripures, you don't need to follow them but it's intresting to learn about it + you can deboonk better
So alongside the Bible, I should also get the Qur'an and the Talmud for example?
>Plato, Nietzsche and Schopenhauer
Will do. Thus spoke Zarathustra was in my radar for some time now.
>classics like moby dick and don quijote aswell as 1984
Yeah 1984 seems like a no-brainer when talking about (((them))). Moby Dick and Don Quixote are still worthwhile to read, regardless of the situation.
>>15240168
>>15240206
>>15240209
I'm a Europoor, so no gun for me. Only a Swiss Army Knife

 15240233[Quote]>>15240238>>15240247>>15240271>>15240276

>>15240209
What if I live in Europe am I already fucked?

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toss

 15240238[Quote]>>15240325

>>15240233
buy a 3d printer or design your own gun make your own gunpowder

 15240239[Quote]>>15240257

Bbc dildo

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>>15240233
Crossbow

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>>15240229
I think technically you can own guns in europe (like in switzerland you have to) its just that you’re restricted to a certain mag capacity (i think where i am it’s 10 or 20) and you need to go through a year of courses and tests to own it

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>>15240239
sentient

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>>15240233
Do it the Bri'ish way and get yourself a knife or something similar. If you want utility, go for a Victorinox (Leatherman seems to be worse), if you want actual kill power, start from Victorinox, as they have a good knife line

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>>15240233
Throw acid at intruders

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>buy a 3d printer or design your own gun make your own gunpowder

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>>15240044 (OP)
Most people are saying things like weapons, like guns, especially guns and crossbows, puzzles, guidebooks, books, classic literature, and they're right, though I also recommend water purifier, swords, fishing rods and drones

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>>15240238
Shalom officer

 15240336[Quote]>>15240355

All you need is some schematics for a simple gun, like a revolver or something. Maybe find some place you can get bullets

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>>15240140
so true brother

 15240355[Quote]>>15240362

>>15240336
Also swords

 15240357[Quote]>>15240367

Big blak dildos

 15240361[Quote]>>15240374>>15240416

>>15240308
>Water purifier
That's not a bad idea! You mean the portable travel ones or the ones for household use?
>Swords
What kind?
>Fishing Rods
Why? Is it to naturally gather my own food?
>Drones
Also, why?

 15240362[Quote]>>15240424

>>15240355
swords are useless against guns, which the zog police will have

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>>15240361
Drones probably to scout out areas
Fishing rods for food most likely

 15240378[Quote]>>15240447

plant based meat, nintendo switch and a chasity cage

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>>15240172
don quijote
>Don' quoteMe

 15240387[Quote]>>15240399>>15240427

buy live hens, for eggs

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>>15240387
Livestock in general is a good idea, but that requires a stable house, and I don't have that yet

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just save up as much money as you can and become a king in a third world shithole

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>>15240361
1. I'm talking about travel ones as household ones can cost £100,000 to £1,000,000 and are difficult to move and difficult to install

2. Any that is long range, like the traditional European one or the jap one like katana

3. Fishing is easiest food source, though they might contain so much plastic during agenda 2030, but still they're by far the most efficient option.

4. Drones are great for navigation, seeing real time maps without needing a map

 15240424[Quote]>>15240433

>>15240362
I was talking about for hunting, and Europoor police don't have guns anyways

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>>15240387
That also!

 15240433[Quote]>>15240445>>15240455

>>15240424
Most europoor police. They still have them and I guess during very bad times they’ll be more armed than ever before so it’s probably wise to think about that

 15240445[Quote]>>15240453>>15240456

>>15240433
Right, but most aren't as armed compared to US ones in Red states

 15240447[Quote]

>>15240378
Do this

 15240448[Quote]

>>15240044 (OP)
Gold and silver.

 15240453[Quote]>>15240463

>>15240445
Yeah most aren’t it’s usually around cities such as London or specific situations where they get more armed. Typical police officers won’t normally be armed beyond a taser or something similar but not as lethal as a gun

 15240455[Quote]>>15240463

>>15240433
I know that Norway may have a high chance to not own any guns. Their police still rides horses GEEEEEEEEEEEG

 15240456[Quote]

>>15240445
Und they're weaponed with less harmful guns also if they're armed at all

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>>15240453
Yes, only around London and Bristol I've seen armed police
>>15240455
This, so much this.

 15240475[Quote]>>15240495

>>15240416
>or the jap one like katana
Katanas were secondary weapons used by samurais, and they were used like a last resort thing, sabres are better

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>>15240475
Right, although I wasn't talking about human warfare, but hunting since ammos are usally limited and not much required against harmless animals because I assumed OP would start a life in Forest or something

 15240516[Quote]

buy avocados from mexico

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>>15240495
subjectively, for hunting, you shouldn't use anything that isn't as long as a pike or a halberd. You shouldn't let animals get close to you

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>>15240495
>I assumed OP would start a life in Forest or something
To be honest that WOULD be cool, but I'm currently interested in moving to a small island with not that many residents. I've been there for a trip once, and it has beautiful nature

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what country do you live in?

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OP if you get a sling and become really good with it you could kill anything from rabbits to men

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you could buy an air rifle, and use it to hunt rabbits when (((they))) ultimately start forcing you to eat bugs

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>what country do you live in?



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