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Froot derangement syndrome

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Pictured here is a Gigachad, a typical sufferer of Froot derangement syndrome

Froot derangement syndrome or FDS is a mental illness in which an individual gets severely butthurt at the mere mention of the fourth owner of soyjak.st, Froot.This is typically caused by being keyed. Sufferers of Froot derangement syndrome commonly spend more time on splinters with each passing day, typically to seethe about the orange man.

It is a subtype of Admin derangement syndrome (AIDs ADS).

Symptoms of Froot derangement syndrome[edit | edit source]

  • The most obvious symptom and what the mental illness is named after, severe butthurt at the mere mention of Froot
  • Using Discord and/or splinters such as the Jarty
  • Wishing kuz or DOLL to come back
  • Calling the Sharty the "shitty"

Sufferers of Froot derangement syndrome[edit | edit source]

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