I'm thinking of becoming a local urban legend.>buy a spandex zentai bodysuit>collect dog poop from my yard>wait in the woods for someone to walk nearby>ambush and fling shit at them like a chimpanzeeThoughts?

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▶Chud 3 minutes ago №15235731 [Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15235743

I'm thinking of becoming a local urban legend.
>buy a spandex zentai bodysuit
>collect dog poop from my yard
>wait in the woods for someone to walk nearby
>ambush and fling shit at them like a chimpanzee
Thoughts?

▶Nobaldi 2 minutes ago №15235733 [Quote]

fetish coal

▶Chud 2 minutes ago №15235736 [Quote]>>15235740

>media pending approval
coal

▶Chudbob 2 minutes ago №15235740 [Quote]

>>15235736
was approved 20 seconds before your reply

▶Jackob 2 minutes ago №15235741 [Quote]>>15235744

arrested for harassment of some poor old lady walking xer dachshunds award

▶Meximutt Just now №15235743 [Quote]

>>15235731 (OP)
>urban legends
What are you? 10? o algo

▶Soytan Just now №15235744 [Quote]>>15235754

>>15235741
thats what the bodysuit is for nusoi i conceal my identiyy

▶Chud Just now №15235745 [Quote]

hmmm, this post reads like one of putin's bot farming operations

▶Chud Just now №15235747 [Quote]

Dog poop epi

▶Everybaldi Just now №15235754 [Quote]

>>15235744
>evendoe the glowies are going to catch security camera footage of you leaving your house and collecting dogshit like they did to the piss electrical box guy in california

/soy/ - Soyjaks

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