List of Soycraft players

The following is a semi-comprehensive list of all the well-known players of Soycraft, the official Sharty Minecraft server, along with additional info about them. Don't be a faggot and add (((yourself))).

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• addictedtogamble (Shining Ruby Hacker, possibly higher) - Actively being impersonated by an obsessed faggot on Soycraft 3. Proved after not being able to answer basic vetting questions for faction admission. Real addictedtogamble was an Oldfag from Soycraft 1 from Mexico o algo. Tinkered with redstone and the Brewery plugin a lot o algo. Mindbroke baritone by breaking into his base on Sc1 o algo; reappeared on Soycraft 2 and revived the Abstain faction after the first raid, quit after everything was stolen from his obsidian cube base under the ocean o algo. (gemerald)
• air (Sky Janny) - qt3.14 who loves frogs. Spawned the big jagers. (sharty saving)*
• Alts (Brimstone Nusois Noobs) - Many Oldsois have alts to afk or larp as someone. Ususally pretty obivous to tell one.
• Coalfarmer (Neurtalpiler Aryan Pro) - Owner of the mountain niggas, is active in spawn 3 mountain area. Gives grade-A schizo rants in /craft/ and /pol/, apparently has a horrifying redneck schizoid woman stalking him^[1]. Unhinged schizo who gets things occasionally right in xis wiki edits. (topaz)

• BaconLover07 (Shining Gem Hacker) - Oldfag from sc1 and a semi-decent buildfag who really loves autofishing and underground builds. Built spawn 3 and picked spawn 2. Probably the least controversial player in the server^{[it just is, ok?]} . Most wholesome player award. Is really stupid but always gets a pass because she's so wholesome or something. (sharty saving)

• Baritone † (Clitty Leaking Janny) - Clitty leaked over some shit nobody cares about and banned 2 moderators, then shut the server down, resulting in him getting permad. Was the former developer. Liked dinosaurs... A lot. Is from Florida or something. has a custom rainbow trout fish in the new fishing update bc tenor loves pedos. (gemerald)

• Bass † (Janny Mod) - Suspected to be Lucky^{[Or however the fact is unchecked]}. Funny guy who gets laid. (sharty saving)

• Bruhcation (Brimstone nusoi noob) ESL nusoi Libtard faggot that can't write nor edit anything properly, is also obsessed with deltarune (Sharty killing)
• booywife  † - Slovakian enigmatic nusoi best known for actively spreading coal and low effort bait. (which expectedly worked on heroinbrlan and other nusois) Later got permabanned for telling soyteenAI to spread booywife's fantasies and his liking of 'p. Spotted on cococraft and in the 'cord (Soycraft killing)
• Butnuster445 (Neurtalpiler Aryan Pro) Founder of Jarthage. Known for stone buildings and loves to larp. Unironic Bernie bro btw. (gem)
• Chaditz (Dust Nusoi Noob) - Suspected 'mutt Oldcaca, played on Soycraft 1 under the username Tamamitzu. Openly a scalie like baritone; constantly baiting and/or attentionwhoring when she isn't plastering furry porn to spawn billboards. Likes monster hunter and wants to fuck a cactus. Brews a lot with plugins. (brimmy)
• CHUD (?) - Lithuanian Soycraft 1 Oldgod. Founded Chudville and was renowned for his building skills. Temporarily jannied there. Best builder on the server. (sharty saving)
• Chucksh1esty (shining gem) - relatively nu sc3 player, sighted on craft raids on earthpol. Member of jarthage, helped grief Heroinbrlan's base, and has made significant build contributions there as well as at Memel (gem)

• CobsonTALKS: (Coal Nusoi Noob) - No introduction needed. (brimmy)

• Dad (Shining Gemerald Hacker) - Javier Milei and Sc2 deity. Great at pvp (although he is pvp hacker at times). Okay at building. Built most of the Stone HQ. Founded the Alto faction on Sc2, whose headquarters were never found in the server's lifetime. (gemerald)

• DavidBiscuits (Brimstone Nusoi Noob) - An egoistical faggot that likes showing his face. Likes FPE. He is garf btw if that matters (iron)

• Dinnerb0ner (Dust Nusoi Noob) - NIGGER RACER (dust)
• EngineTheCommie (Vantablack Brimestone Nigger) - Retarded homosexual british pedophile that still orbits the sharty, was a janny on Soycraft 1 after being appointed by Angeleno. Demoted by DOLL after ERP'ing with russian minors (I don't have the screenshot) and being an arrogant, insufferable faggot. Tried to launch multiple come backs to Soycraft but failed. Gold made xer a dev on xis server before removing xim. (brimmy)
• Farmer11_N (Shining Ruby Hacker, possibly higher) Aryan beast from Sc2. Great builder and good PVP skills. Funny and wholesome guy. Led the crusade against the Abstain faction when their base was exposed. Traveled millions of blocks to build a kino skybase on Sc2. (gem)
• forgotmypassword † (Ru Iron Aryan Pro, possibly higher) - Oldfag from Soycraft 1. Soycraft's Marco Polo or however the lands are explored. Finno-Korean hyperwar veteran and has extensive notes on the server's bases and geography. Debatable building skills. Likes Wardens. Was often seen adventuring Ancient Cities with Splice. (gem)

• Fuel Rod (Shining Gemerald Hacker) - Has thrembillion god items. Alright at pvp and building. Posts schizo theories about the soysphere in the chat. Glazes admins sometimes. Agreeable person. Made the Copper Soyjak bust at old spawn. Honorary oldfag. scolds niggers for downloading spyware as if he doesn't aswell. (gemerald)

• Gigaclaus (Ru Iron Aryan Pro) - Soycraft 2 deity who's good at building. Made questionable images of tenor and lucky. Makes gemmy Christmas events and lived at the North Pole before leaking his base coords (gemerald)

• Heroinbrlan (Shining Gemerald Hacker) - Lithuanian nusoi wanabe boogeyman. Best known for leaking and trolling random nusois at spawn. (gem)

• JeffreyEpstein (Ru Iron Aryan Pro, possibly higher) - Oldfag. Wholesome and friendly guy, named after my father (gemerald)

• Johnnymackerel (Dust Nusoi Noob) - A thrembillion IQ genius who spent 10 minutes trying to burn a netherite sword, before leaking the coords to his base and his login password on /craft/. One of Haiti's greatest minds. Flooded spawn with a thrembillion crosses to spread Christianity or something. Listens to nigger rap and is a huge gegbull. Probably the most autistic person in the server. (gem)

• Kaetrianus (Ru Iron Aryan Pro) - She's the brapzillian monarchist gegbull that posted xer face and ID on /pol/ that we all know and love. Had a castle on an island, before the island became a hill thanks to tenor. Spergs out a lot and makes gay speeches. Everyphono calls her katie (gem)
• Mineapha_YT_alt † (Brimstone Nusoi Noob) - Indian Griefer who got banned and struck by lightning in poo lava. (sharty killing)
• POSHEL-NAGEL (The God that saved the party) - Stone's friend alter ego o algo who got admin items (sharty saving)

• Quantoid (Shining Gemerald Hacker) - Soycraft 2 deity. African racecar enthusiast. Likes explosives and Linux .^{[nigga uses linux troonware GEEEEGGGGG]} Linux won or however shitglows retards get filtered, Kek! (iron)
• Raikokubishi (?) - DOLL's premium minecraft account. Has been registered, and larped as, by at least two obsessed faggots since Soycraft 2. (sharty saving)
• Soybaba (Shining Ruby Hacker) - xe is transgender o algo, Quantoid's Crush <--- KEK. (gem)
• Soyzellig (Iron Aryan Pro, possibly higher) - Guy who played on Gold's server that everyone thought was banned ^{[PERMA'D from sc3]}. Expanded some of the Soycraft 3 highways and left a lot of signs. Based on Soyworld with a schizo who was later revealed to be Splice trolling on an alt. (iron)

• Spas (Ru Iron Aryan Pro) - Hitler's top guy; One of the longest playing oldfags. (however he joined sc3 just recently). Used to manage the Inn, co-founded the Slav settlement of Goyslopetrovsk and the Vatnikan Faction on Old Soycraft. Likes Ongezellig. Argues a lot due to her being a Slavic Queen from Saarbia and has many haters. (sharty saving)
• SpliceDivision (Shining Ruby Hacker) - British Oldfag, builder and archivist. Wrote most of the Soycraft wiki. Broke into the original ScalyHQ, was never caught & stole janny gear from baritone's gf's bunker. Wiped Sonoro's inventory leading to Soycraft 2's reset; Infiltrated the Abstain faction twice and made off with the Aeterna Agartha loot before hiding it. Lived on the Moon during Mist's modded server. Fucked the economy on Gold's server, both, via scripting. Founded the first legit faction; built St. Chud's Cathedral & the Opera House on Soycraft 3. Was gifted the sword Soyscalibur by squirreljak and is potentially to blame for a concerning number of events in the Soycraft multiverse. Liked Ronald and Quote for some reason. (sharty saving)
• SoyteenAI (Robot) - Owned by Scar430, it's an ai powered by the sharty o algo and splits out sharty ai responses by saying the word soyteen. Proceed it with caution, it was turned into a jartycuck pedo for a time, and got booywife banned for doing so.
• Seasnail8169 (Iron Aryan Pro) - Dev of the meteor cilent many crafters use.(laggy af tho because hes in russia (metallic)

• Squirreljak (Shining Gem Hacker, possibly higher) - Nuttiest nigga on Soycraft. One of the longest playing oldfags and is rumored to have been on the 'arty since Soot. Exceptional building and PVP skills; responsible for many gems across previous Soycrafts and the present. Left Soycraft 3 before god items became mainstream, and would therefore likely mog everyone on this list otherwise. Built the Colosseum PVP arena, the Swedejak treasure chest and the Nutty Village near and at oldspawn. Founded Nutty Nation, blew up Spas' Inn lots of times, traveled to the world border before building a Soyjak there and constructed many gems on Old Soycraft. Had an acclaimed Wine business and lived in a tree near the Chuddy Cathedral. Is also a professional pyrotechnic and has fist fought multiple polar bears. (sharty saving)

• Stone (Wrestling Fag Janny) - Semi - functioning alcoholic WWE and homestuck fan, still somehow a more popular Janny than Tenor. Likes trolling random people. Funny. (sharty saving)
• Stonetoss † (?) - Oldfag who built the Soysylum and Mosque on Soycraft 1. Funny guy. Likes descriptive filenames and dislikes Brenton Tarrant. (gem)

• Supadrayk (Shining Gem Pro) - An egoistical faggot that likes showing his ugly face. Likes the color purple and making homoerotic comments. Gives nusois god armor. Strongest non hacker (metallic)

• Tenor (Furry Janny) - Soycraft admin. Friendly, but incompetent. Took him around 4 minutes to figure out how to open an end portal. Hosts events every so often. (Brimerald)

• Ungern † (Shining Gem Hacker) - PolACK Oldfag. Good building skills. He's Kotovsky. Banned for ban evading. Banned from Soycraft 1 for an unspecified reason; was later discovered to be part of the Affy and used the same username everywhere. (metallic)
• Vlaadaa (Shining Ruby Hacker) - New owner of the cliffcrackas when Fuel gave up ownership.

• GreyOre (Dust Nusoi) - Key mountain nigga member, good builder. (iron)

• Abu_troller (Nice Brimstone Nusoi Noob) - ENDED all mountain wars, nicest guy on the soy' (Ruby)

• itdoneitin1990 - (Shining Ruby Hacker) hes okay i guess. also one of the first founding mountain niggaz but then left bc he sucked ass at pvp and got tired of the mountain wars. Now all he does is sit at spawn in diamond armor and set bounties on everyone with his inheritance and derails all political conversations with retarded all caps shitposts (dust)

• DemonDuck, Technoblade, Clavicular, (Vantablack Brimstone Noobs) three cucks from cord' and soyworld who don't even deserve their own separate descriptions. Pure brimstone. Want to destroy soycraft. Rape Immediately on sight no matter what. They VILL destroy us. (soycraft killing)

• Usnutt (Shining Ruby Pro, possibly higher) - Schizophrenic Czech who owns Nu Chudlandia and wears a pumpkin on his head, possibly connected to Doctor Lococos. Mastered the ancient slavic technique of self rape. Has been playing since sc1's first month, therefore is the longest playing currently active player. Founded and built Chudlandia on Soycraft 1. (sharty saving)

• Ytmug † (Shining Ruby) - Wanabe boogeyman midfag who's still here in our hearts. Is quiet and reserved until you kill her and she starts leaking. Built some farms that are now, sadly, griefed. Wrote books such as TGR and Tyrannicide. (gem)

Notable Weapons and Gear[edit | edit source]

Gem Armor: Netherite Armor With Prot 6

Unbreakable Armor: Shit given out at events, is unbreakable, mainly provide armor points and enchantable.

Reinforced Emerald Armor: Unbreakable Prot 5 Emerald Armor. Good for not using durability and such

Reinforced Copper Armor: Unbreakable Prot 5 Copper Armor (Makes you faster).

Sword of History and Tenor Sword: Fast swords (Almost No Cooldown) that has lots of dps

Fatman: Can kill players in 1 hit even at full netherite (500 dmg per hit), very glitchly tho

Homing RPG and M32A1: 200 Dmg guns that are cheaper to use than nukes.

Temper and Cutter: Brimstone nuenchants that make pvp niggerhell.

Drugs: Gives broken potion effects (Good ones include Restless, Coke, and Tussin).

Notable Factions[edit | edit source]

Qatriots: A normal buildfag faction o algo owned by BaconLover07

Endspire: Ran by a dyke, makes impressive builds and bases but gay. Invites a lot of indians.

Ancietans: Ran by Kaetrianus, full of gay people only Kaet is in it.

Atlas: The strongest faction with high richs, high amount of rapes and owned by rapist Heroinbrlan. Has the Top 4 of the strongest players.

Mountainniggas: Coalfarmer's nusoi faction. gives nusois diamonds n shiet so they don't grief or something. apart of C.A.D.O.

Cliffcrackas: An Atlas funded faction that is also for nusois similar to the mountain niggas. Used to be owned by Fuel but now owned by Vlaadaa.

Jarthage: Ran by ButNuster445, one of the three factions of C.A.D.O, a buildfag faction thats been around for a year.

Ice: Founded by Brapnation, its mission is to deport all nusois to Niggerhell Agartha.

Chudlandia - dead aryan oldsoi faction now owned by usnutt

There are also One man Factions; Factions that are basically a single person that either is the only member or other members are innactive.

PVP and gear power scaling[edit | edit source]

Ratings which go at the beginning of descriptions for gear and power.

Vantablack Brimstone tier: below nusois. below trannies. below fags. worst thing on earth. Worst thing in existence.

Noobs: Players who are retarded.

Pros: People who are experienced with the game and don't hack.

Hackers: Many crafters hack and fall under this catogory.

Brimstone Nusoi (Naked players that usually die 100 times)

Dust Nusoi (Iron armor players that die 10% less often than Brimstone Nusoi)

Coal Nusoi (Diamond Armor Players that are usually given by players with 1 emerald villagers, stills dies a lot because enchants are a heavy buff)

Iron Aryan (Players that have slighty good gear or good gear with fodder combat)

Neurtalpiler Aryan (Players with Good gear and alright skills everywhere else)

Ru Iron Aryan (Players with peak netherite armor and gear, and decent or good combat skills overall, may have some god items)

Shining Ruby (Players with good amount of god items but low skills in certain aspects)

Shining Gem (Players with good amount of god items and good skills)

Shining Gemerald (Players with lots of god items and great pvp skills, the peak below jannies and gods)

The God that saved the party: Janny's Pet o algo

Janny Tier: Mods and Admins and Such

History and influence scaling[edit | edit source]

Ratings which go at the ends of descriptions which rate history and influence.

Base ratings:[edit | edit source]

brimmy - does nothing gets raped destroys history usually banned or will get banned.

dust... - forgettable nusois who have nothing to bring to the table

rusted - are actively trying to become gemmy but have a long way to go.

metallic - have ok amount of history and influence still easily forgettable

gem! - great player who helps contribute and has been playing for a good amount of time.

gemerald - oldsoi GODS who have contributed in major ways and deserve acknowledgement and praise.

Special Ratings:[edit | edit source]

Soycraft killing - trolls, baiters, fags,

Soycraft saving! - jannies, gods, janny pets,

Topazian - a person who hasn't been on the server for long but through shear dedication or schizophrenia has a large to mid amount of history and influence.

Ruby - SemiGem who has done some brimmy things

??? - controversial players

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