TLDR: There's a script on archive.today to make your browser silently spam requests to a certain site, with the intention of using the combined traffic of all archive.today vistors to DDoS that site. Do not visit archive.today/archive.ph/archive.is/etc with javascript enabled. Rearchive all archive.ph links to megalodon.jp wherever you see them.
https://gyrovague.com/2026/02/01/archive-today-is-directing-a-ddos-attack-against-my-blog/

This page is "edit" protected. The "sysop" right is required to "edit" this page.<ul class='mw-logevent-loglines'> <li data-mw-logid="113297" data-mw-logaction="protect/protect" class="mw-logline-protect"> <a href="/index.php?title=Special:Log&amp;logid=113297" title="Special:Log">13:31, 24 July 2025</a> <a href="/User:Cobblestone" class="mw-userlink" title="User:Cobblestone"><bdi>Cobblestone</bdi></a> <span class="mw-usertoollinks mw-changeslist-links"><span><a href="/User_talk:Cobblestone" class="mw-usertoollinks-talk" title="User talk:Cobblestone">talk</a></span> <span><a href="/Special:Contributions/Cobblestone" class="mw-usertoollinks-contribs" title="Special:Contributions/Cobblestone">contribs</a></span></span> protected <a href="/List_of_copypastas/2" title="List of copypastas/2">List of copypastas/2</a> [Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) <span class="comment">(Archiving the page: Too long. New page.)</span> <span class="mw-logevent-actionlink">(<a href="/index.php?title=List_of_copypastas/2&amp;action=history&amp;offset=20250724133147" title="List of copypastas/2">hist</a>)</span> </li> </ul></ul>
This page is "move" protected. The "sysop" right is required to "move" this page.<ul class='mw-logevent-loglines'> <li data-mw-logid="113297" data-mw-logaction="protect/protect" class="mw-logline-protect"> <a href="/index.php?title=Special:Log&amp;logid=113297" title="Special:Log">13:31, 24 July 2025</a> <a href="/User:Cobblestone" class="mw-userlink" title="User:Cobblestone"><bdi>Cobblestone</bdi></a> <span class="mw-usertoollinks mw-changeslist-links"><span><a href="/User_talk:Cobblestone" class="mw-usertoollinks-talk" title="User talk:Cobblestone">talk</a></span> <span><a href="/Special:Contributions/Cobblestone" class="mw-usertoollinks-contribs" title="Special:Contributions/Cobblestone">contribs</a></span></span> protected <a href="/List_of_copypastas/2" title="List of copypastas/2">List of copypastas/2</a> [Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) <span class="comment">(Archiving the page: Too long. New page.)</span> <span class="mw-logevent-actionlink">(<a href="/index.php?title=List_of_copypastas/2&amp;action=history&amp;offset=20250724133147" title="List of copypastas/2">hist</a>)</span> </li> </ul></ul>

List of copypastas/2

From Soyjak Wiki, the free ensoyclopedia
Jump to navigationJump to search

Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality

This article is a list of soyjak-themed or more broadly Sharty culture copypastas created by soyposters on 4chan and the Party.


A continuation of this list can be found here.

Someone's farewell

Open 'pasta

The valuable lesson that the internet has taught me

Open 'pasta

2025 sharty

Open 'pasta

Friends with someone who loves wojacks

Open 'pasta

Amerimutt school schedule

Open 'pasta

Jaksworld rant

Open 'pasta

November 2022 oldCHAD

Open 'pasta

Frognigger’s Warning

Open 'pasta

Confused Teacher on Reddit

Open 'pasta

Perturbed Soyteen

Open 'pasta

Reverse version:

I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. When my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large-breasted character known as “Soy Tan”. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my Jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved husband.

Homosexuality is a Mental Disorder

Open 'pasta

Fuck You

Open 'pasta

You will catch on

Open 'pasta

Imageboards should have never been created

Open 'pasta

Essential transcore

Open 'pasta

itt pretend this is 4cuck and i just said a shitty reddit tier comeback to someone

Open 'pasta

Twittershit Tries to Gaslight Soyteens

Open 'pasta

Foot the Mongolian

Open 'pasta

Fuck this shit website

Open 'pasta

Kiwifarms Slobbermutt

Open 'pasta

2024 sharty

Open 'pasta

AI replacing trans artists

Open 'pasta

average nigger booru comment section

Open 'pasta

I'm sick of Swedish niggers

Open 'pasta

Sewerslvt

Open 'pasta

Soytan is real

Open 'pasta

A little ironic that the soyteens hate discord while their leaders meet on it.

Open 'pasta

Picture this

Open 'pasta

I hate my parents and I am trans pasta.

Open 'pasta

Nine More Years.

Open 'pasta

Shut up retard

Open 'pasta

‘Ru Namefag Copypasta

Open 'pasta

Chuddle Bass

Open 'pasta

Improper grammar

Open 'pasta

TFW its 2032

Open 'pasta

Which way, soyjak.party "man"?

Open 'pasta

4cuck

Open 'pasta

The Splinter Cycle

Open 'pasta

4chan vs sharty history

Open 'pasta

/soy/ history vs /g/ history

Open 'pasta

Essential tranny and pedo discord/twitter/bant/shartyqa core

Open 'pasta

Zoomer lingo

Open 'pasta

EINSTEIN OF RAGEBAIT

Open 'pasta

Average day of a nunusoisperga

Open 'pasta

"MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!"

Open 'pasta

"green hair girl"

Open 'pasta

Edit: Thanks for the gold

Open 'pasta

Olympics of who will act as biggest mentally ill retard.

Open 'pasta

It's like being called gay and then just sitting there repeating "i'm gay" over and over to yourself

Open 'pasta

Holy shit this board is so fucking bad.

Open 'pasta

See, this is why I never browse /bant/

Apologize to him /v/.

Open 'pasta

Hardly gem-worthy.

Open 'pasta

Is that a beautiful family of

Open 'pasta

Kys tranny

Open 'pasta

It's over for the sharty

Open 'pasta

POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN!

Open 'pasta

BREAKCORE ALBUM

Open 'pasta

Yes, I love breakcore

Open 'pasta

Ytboi Beatdown

Open 'pasta

How many waffles

Open 'pasta

THE SKIBIDI TRVTHNUKE THAT BTFO ALL TRANNIES

Open 'pasta

Cobson's quest

Open 'pasta

Source? Source? Source?

Open 'pasta

SoyBooru tropes

Open 'pasta

Italian Win

Open 'pasta

Froot: A Critique

Open 'pasta

Youtube

Open 'pasta

Soyquixote Jakflamingo

Open 'pasta

MUTTMAXXING GUIDE

Open 'pasta

Fnf pedo navy seals

Open 'pasta

Gooey cum strings

Open 'pasta

Ongezellig creepypasta

Open 'pasta

Manolo cabeza de huevo

Open 'pasta

WE NEED MORE DRAMA ON THE SHARTY

Open 'pasta

new thread

Open 'pasta

"Just go outside chud"

Open 'pasta

The amerimutts at Omaha beach

Open 'pasta

Redditbabble

Open 'pasta

Checked the sharty

Open 'pasta

sharty tried to steal it for barneyfag

Open 'pasta

Delete /qa/

Open 'pasta

Miss Circle

Open 'pasta

Miss Cobson

Open 'pasta

MM69 copypasta

Open 'pasta

Dear white men

Open 'pasta

Unironically might start going by Jerma

Open 'pasta

SoyBooru jargon

Open 'pasta

Soyjak Cosplay

Open 'pasta

Yes, /QA/autists do indeed really.

Open 'pasta

Biggest booty on earth

Open 'pasta

Warning to Noah Samsen by ChudsAnonymous

Open 'pasta

Every single sharty drama

Open 'pasta

oh in an amerimutt

Open 'pasta

so, why are y'all so transphobic and racist?Jane(she/her)

Open 'pasta

Kill All Taigs

Open 'pasta

Ching Chong

Open 'pasta

Wall Of Leebait

Open 'pasta

Indonesia

Open 'pasta

read the whole thing before you move janny

Open 'pasta

Homestar Runner mogs Ongezellig in every way possible

Open 'pasta

Part 2

Open 'pasta

BLACKED Note

Open 'pasta

Spadeson Blackedpants

Open 'pasta

NuSharty drama

Open 'pasta

I spam distorted irl fatjak gifs

Open 'pasta

Is no one going to realize that Sharty history closely mimics actual Chinese history?

Open 'pasta

Shittoko was obsessed

Open 'pasta

Kaiju Paradise Schizopost

Open 'pasta

Here in Sweden

Open 'pasta

14_TRVE_VVVRIOR_OV_ODIN_88

Open 'pasta

be me j0el

Open 'pasta

This made my 14 year old brother commit suicide

Open 'pasta

10 facts about Hamas_2

Open 'pasta

Kiwicuck here.

Open 'pasta

A man fucked a squirrels in the park, police reveals he fucked them due to looking like "Soytan"

Open 'pasta

Sharty 2025

Open 'pasta

Ongezellig TIFU post

Open 'pasta

SOYJAK PARTY DOWN, KIWI FARMS UP

Open 'pasta

Is this Jakkable?

Open 'pasta

you ESL SHITSKIN

Open 'pasta

I'm cis btw

Open 'pasta

Soynobyl

Open 'pasta

Oh Im A Clittycel

Open 'pasta

New boogeymen drama dropped

Open 'pasta

Just lost NNN (No N-word November)

Open 'pasta

Soycredibles: Office scene

Open 'pasta

I am tired of the Soysphere and this is my farewell

Open 'pasta

Makorays Fan

Open 'pasta

Demoralization Trvke

Open 'pasta

KYM comment on troonjak.

Open 'pasta

/anthro/

Open 'pasta

Ongezellee

Open 'pasta

Aryan Nigger

Open 'pasta

Prolific Editor

Open 'pasta

Variants

View variants

Why does every single G*ldson country have an anti-cheese party?

Open 'pasta

Here's the facts about you Jimbo

Open 'pasta

Covenant

Open 'pasta

Two steps ahead

Open 'pasta

Soy History

Open 'pasta

Gigachad assasination attempts

Open 'pasta

copy and paste this message into 20 breads to show your love for the aryan motherland

Open 'pasta

please help, "soy jacks" have taken over my son's life

Open 'pasta

I haven't nutted since the day I destroyed my sex doll.

Open 'pasta

My sex doll is destroyed.

Open 'pasta

I think my doll has mold.

Open 'pasta

I powdered my sex doll.

Open 'pasta

I cuddled my sex doll last night.

Open 'pasta

My mother can smell my sex doll from the other room.

Open 'pasta

The American culture is centered around niggers

Open 'pasta

PLEASE LISTEN

Open 'pasta

Stay comfy in Tel Aviv while you still can

Open 'pasta

Die, you fucking Barneyfag

Open 'pasta

Lads, i think it's about time

Open 'pasta

im a 3 year old oldgod

Open 'pasta

Life is hard for black women

Open 'pasta

An obsession

Open 'pasta

Kill all faggots

Open 'pasta

In the coming months the system will start backing down on a few woke issues (the sign-tapper copypasta)

Open 'pasta

anyone else feels like a heckin super cool underground web haxxor when using soyjak party?

Open 'pasta

gold's leakage

Open 'pasta

If there is one living person in this world whom I pity to the highest degree more than anyone else, it is Joshua Conner Moon.

Open 'pasta

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Open 'pasta

My ideology: Authoritarian Sootism with Dollist Characteristics

Open 'pasta

The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity

Open 'pasta

Has anyone else noticed frogposters on 4cuck attacking other chud memes?

Open 'pasta

Shiwis... I may actually be pooning out.

Open 'pasta

r/rightcantmeme user visits the sharty

Open 'pasta

Soyjaks in the big 2025

Open 'pasta

Liberal woman visits India

Open 'pasta

Fuck this site

Open 'pasta

YWNBAW creepypasta

Open 'pasta

Onimai

Open 'pasta

Imagine taking the time to make this

Open 'pasta

Warrior-Z copypastas (KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)

Main article: Warrior-Z#Copypastas

Toby Fox conspiracy theory

Open 'pasta

Imageboards should have never been created

Open 'pasta

Snopes

List of copypastas/2 is part of a series on
Language & Dialect
Visit the Soyspeak portal for more.

Soyspeak [-+]
Phrases [-+]
Copypastas [-+]
Miscellaneous [-+]