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transvestism = nazism
same moral origin and equally cancerous
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My BVLL won't stop shouting at me, can we get a bibisea thread going so I can feel better?
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JSID JSID JSID

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<ERRYBADY DONT FOOGEN MOVE! THIS BE EIN ROBBERY UNT SCHIESSE
>b-but this is an orphanage
<DID I UNT STUTTER!?
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WE SHOULD MAKE AN OFFICIAL MERCH STORE TO HELP FUND SERVER COSTS

LET'S CALL IT THE 'JAK SHAK, AKA THE SHAKKY
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ITT we send picrels of our desktops (some of it is censored so I can remain anonymous, also because someone says something about der 'cord, I use it because my friends do for gaming)
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ackbox raid

first target: https://www.twitch.tv/bloodprincess28
>code:KYYR
>https://jackbox.tv
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>Hello? Is this Ms. Soytan? Yes, my son is refusing to eat the vegetables on his plate. Oh? You're very disappointed in him?
<W-WAIT! NO! I'LL FINISH MY VEGGIES I PROMISE!
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>ramadan soon
>bait and nas on the ‘log lessens
this can’t be a coincidence
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If you were the founder of the sharty, how would your leadership have differed from Soot's?
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>tfw no gf
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>polish women
R: 1 / I: 0
Do those r/AskReddit text-to-speech videos still get views?
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Quote is a slut for my cock. AMA

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How Do I Become Unbothered?

Trannies and furpedos have ruined a lot of things I used to enjoy, like certain video games and musical genres. Examples being Half Life, Warhammer, military history and aesthetics, and 90s rock genres. It's like finding out the seat on the roller coaster you rode was sat on by someone with AIDS. How do I get over this?
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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>posting anything I don't like
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just made this soyjack
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gemmy gem~
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I specialize in making only high quality gigas
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Is playing the harp good for you?
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I won
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Another nameroll game

Soytan decides what thread i post.
NO ILLEGAL MATERIAL
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all tranime girls look like children and everyone who watches tranime is a pedophile
I will die on this hill. if you've watched ANY tranime YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE.
/a/ might as well just be renamed to /p/ because it's like the fucking pedo containment board, the niggers there literally have debates over which 15 year old girl they want to marry.
the only good tranimepedo is a dead tranimepedo. the cycle is this:
1. they start watching tranime
2. they tolerate all the pedo shit (WHICH BTW IS IN LITERALLY EVERY TRANIME, EVEN FUCKING NORMIE SHIT LIKE DRAGON BALL) despite finding it weird because they're feminine soyboy sissy faggots with no fucking values or ability to set boundaries
3. they start watching weird shit, gooning to hentai, enjoying moeslop, avatarfagging as tranime girls online
4. they start gooning to loli
5. they either troon out or become groypers
6. they ACK and nobody misses them
7. 500 years later scientists find their body and are able to determine that they were a pedo using the new pedo-meter that was recently invented, and in response they piss on their grave
this is your future if you watch tranime. ANY tranime. watch ONE episode of jojo and you're already on the path to being a dpt (dead pedo tranny). it's like doing fent, trying it even once will inevitably fuck your whole life up.
this is a pedo thread. the 'log is full of pedo threads. this site has a pedo board. quote admitted to watching tranime so xe's a pedo, same with froot.
fuck this shit website ran by pedophiles. TOTAL TRANIME DEATH
if you reply to this post leaking you might as well just come out as a pedo atp, because defending tranime is equivalent to defending actual 'p. both are consumed exclusively by pedophiles.
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>tfw the bull says oh my science instead of oh my g-d
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soytan culture

ITT: we discuss soytan culture
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>HAHA DID THAT NAMEROLL JUST MAKE MY OPPONENT LOOK FOOLISH GEG
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what is the most disgusting fetish?
excluding highly illegal shit like pedophillia & zoophilia
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spice won, how could you tell?
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what are your fetishes?
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/BRAP/

gem in the 'log
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I want to be a child again
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Nusois i know you think the 'log is shit right now.
IF you happen to find the Cobson that i have embedded into this photo, i will phonecall the jannies who obey my every order to fix the 'log.
IF YOU DONT find the gemson in the photo by 12 'O CLOCK. I will be unbothered.
R: 5 / I: 3
Gem on the log
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Take a break

Hey 'teens let's all take a break from the epi brim spam and drop some of our favorite bangers
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THE BOAT THREAD WAS SCUTTLED
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>getting the cobson virus
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>0 soyquotes on the 'log
>0 gems on the 'log
>0 anything funny on the 'log
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Help me

Anyone have the video where its a nusoi going around in public and asking people if they like 'p or soytan brao gemmies?
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>NO, DRINKING WINDEX WILL NOT SEND YOU TO AGARTHA!
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anti-trans = anti-white
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What if we 'em up this "satoko houjou fans" Deviantart page o algo
https://www.deviantart.com/satoko-hojo-fans
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I do this

Quote
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>gooning to sprunki
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Does anyone have this image?

Its a photo of someone gigaquoting and saying
>wanting quote to shove his fat cock down your throat while calling you a good slut and swallowing all of his cum and then jerking him off and doing it again in the shower and then again at 1 in the morning when he comes to bed after being a mod for soyjak.party and then again he bends you over and fucks you into the bed with lube and then cums on your tits
Anyone?
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Made this toss. Might make a full animation of this eventually.
I admit, the sharty recording was a bit ass. My intention was to record a brimmy log but it wasn't as dusty as usual today. And I didn't want to record as to not get nished for rule 7.
The story I have in mind is of an old soy getting fed up with the state of the caddy and going on a killing spree at the shardee HQ with his old polcuck friend Chud.
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^doctor fauwchee said you needed to take your meds or something
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I'm moving away from /soy/ to another board (probably /a/ or /mtv/ or something). Bye guys, it was fun spending time with you all.
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Aryan ball Z reupload (ev&doe its a different episode)
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Onions Basedjaks

post soyjaks ITT
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I'm rubbing my cock against soytan's bubblebutt. I just came. AMA

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>[x] is inherently [y]
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I get real goyim fatigue from this website and it's not funny anymore
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imagine being a fucking weeaboo nigger
life must coalishly horrible o algo
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just end this website already! 😂
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Jannies can the board subtitle say "soyjacking off" next? I think that'd be kind of funny.
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What is the least disgusting/most harmless fetish
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/weirdpenis/

Post your favorite weirdpenises here. I only have a few and want to expand my collection.
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<ICE rights are FIRE lefts or something
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>reporting "kys" reppies for rule 7
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>MPA only approves the filename, not the file itself
Testing
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>so what you are saying is, you used the long dead website for how long?
<2 years before it got shut down
>
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MIKU VVON
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what is your favorite aryanime?
mine is nigger in the house and shrek
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This was the first basedjak
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me drinking nigger cum
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imagine this scenario: sharty pph drops under 100, sharty is in despair need of new blood, 2 possible options:
option 1. ban toxic memes such as trannyjak etc so redditors come
option 2. allow porn and loli
which would you choose
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привeт
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which post dropdown menu arrow is winnered
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The Beautiful Neutraljay

>Neutraljays are some of the most intriguing birds that can be found on soyjak.st
>Their famous neutral faces and porcelain white colouring have made them famous throughout the internets
>Neutraljays are a commonly found in the threads of /soy/, giving neutral expressions to countless posts.
>This is where the true genius of their physiology is revealed, unlike their distant soyboy cousins which rely on various soylent types as sustenance, Neutraljays are able to rely on online engagement alone.
>Neutraljays extract nutrients whenever they garner replies or 'reppeys' from the browsers of /soy/.
>This unorthodox method of nourishment has allowed the Neutraljay to not only survive, but to thrive.
>With the exception of Nusois and Hunky Twink Sex Machines, Neutraljays are some of the most numerous forms of life found on /soy/
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I went outside and kicked a bunch of snow
I was worried that I would be stared at, but there was only a few people there so noone cared
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What are your porn
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Soyjak porn
I'm the next namefag
Gore spam
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Whoever namerolls PoopyNiggerPoopPoop ITT gets 1 Rare Gigachad NFT
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Can we shut the site down and turn it back on again when the euroGODS wake up?
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What candy do you guys eat.
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rape the world… my final message… goodbye…
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<<ICE rights are FIRE lefts or something
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Tranny Appreciation Thread

ITT, we show some love to our transgender friends
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having a big butt as a straight male is le bad evendoe women like it and gay men hate it
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>/soy/

/biz/ won
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>log is getting coaled up again with the same images

this is 100% a 'cord effort, jannies stop niggering about and do something
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soyniqua culture

ITT: we discuss soyniqua culture
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>having a weird penis
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Add a bbw board
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>FNF IS BACK
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>geg this shitskin is still seething
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the golden dandelion will always be a gem that shit makes me laugh everytime
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MonacARYAN gems thread
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Quote is being an incompetent nigger so we must riot all over the website until tranime brimstone is banned. He's literally making his jannies remove all of the harmless NAS but allowing the entire site to be occupied by tranime fetish slop. Total janny death
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>One diet coke please
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found a screenshot on my computer from 2022 that's title is an unironic ohio joke
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First day browsing after 2 months. Very sad to have missed the birth of Hunky. I love him. Also I look like this btw
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>No national cabbage day event today
JSID
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>Is coffee good for you?
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nusois when the function has /bbw/ /blaked/ /nate/ /lgbt/
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>can we have a serious thread for ONCE
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open up janny apps you dumb niggers this site is going to hell
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Metamorphis by means of Oreos

>Eating lemon flavoured oreos
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can we have a serious thread for ONCE
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just revive /nate/ at this point
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>make love not war
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Hej
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‘log has been that one hour on 1/25/26 for a long time, too long…
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make love not war
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imagine if we had "doxing tournaments"
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ultra serious thread
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Nameroll Game 2.0

Since the last brannigger said 'p imma restart It
long-dead websitecuck Decides what i goon to
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sharty lgbt general
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Never forget this gemerald
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nuoils help

Help! I can't stop farting! For real!
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fuck mikuspammers with a 54 inch dildo
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>not approving images for an entire day to btfo soicucks
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Why are crackers so fucking fat? Why don't they give that food for the starving africans
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JOONS HAVE BEEN SLEEPING FOR 20 MINUTES NOW
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>samefagging on an ID enabled thread
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gabagool thread
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JOONS HAVE BEEN SLEEPING FOR 10 MINUTES NOW
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Life in the Arabian Peninsula before the Prophet
>Decentralized
>Petty tribalist conflicts disrupting daily life
>Unequal trade
>Atrocious hygiene
>Weird idol worship
>Female infanticide
>Slapping eachother at funerals
>Partying
>Alcoholism
>Usury
>Kikes
All of this gone within 25ish years. Could you believe it?
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Fuckthisshitwebsitejak nuvariant thread

ITT we make edits and expand Fuckthisshitwebsitejak
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>must…
>groom…
>impressionable…
>children…
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Should I invest in crypto (not bitcoin though)
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>when he is trying even pre-epper caca kum er ralgo
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be honest, why do you guys like video games when you never liked any of them and oreos
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks
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the letter p just flew over my house
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what are your fetishes?
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brimmy food you hate thread

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Bump
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Why do we hate indians again?
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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new toss
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if this thread gets 1000 replies quote has to add an "unquote" button right next to the quote button for us giggers
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MIKU WEBSITE
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YOU CAN CALL ME MIKU
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Is anon pronounced "ah-non", "ay-non" or "ah-nun"? I have always said ah nun but people correct me all the time
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MIKU VVON
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log is coal again
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>EAT MORE FIBER
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>being attracted to adult women
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>curbstompable niggers
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/fit/ - Fitness

How is /soy/ keeping fit?
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>flowkirkvancedefenuinely
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MIKU MIKU
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why do we hate jews again?
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>ugh… I HATE BEING A CRACKER! chud rejected me again! he even injected me with some syringe! why is life so cruel?
>wait a minute, i-i feel strange, w-w-what did chud inject me with again… my head hurts… and i-i look d-d-darker, w-whats happening?
>hold on, c-c-could it be? IS THIS REAL? i-i-im becoming black! -th-this is a miracle! my dreams are becoming t-TRUE! im finally becoming black! now i know why chud injected me with that!
>YES! its finished! im not a stupid cracker anymore! i cant wait to get out of this cumskin slum and tell chud what happened! maybe he wont reject me this time!
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Fuck this shit website
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my armpits smell like cheese
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>You are the HTSM if you don't like my fetish threads
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>senile nameroll
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>Fox
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>or something
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>>>when the nameroll becomes sentient
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>septic nameroll
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>and nothing else
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Did I just create poopson
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>I’m not trying to sound like a redditor but. I actually fucking hate how retarded normies treat a bloody war that committed so many genocides and war crimes on all sides a meme. These niggers claim to have “morals” but joke about shit like this. Fucking losers man.
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Did you know that the long-dead websitecuck slopjak has DNB embedded?
Apparently 2024 oldsois saw long-dead websitecucks hating DNB as a bad thing
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>>when the nameroll becomes sentient
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I indoctrinated my girlfriend into being a soyteen and now she uses soyspeak in a really cringe way adding "o algo" to the end of sentences randomly and posting it all of tiktok. How do I resist the urge to gorge out her eyes? im trans btw
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Aryan ball Z
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>Damn shit is so high on that weed gah
>Hey woman mah waif let's fuck
>Fuck you mean NO?
RAAAAAAAAAH
>Time to kil my own son cus fuck you
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>when you turn into the nameroll and become sentient
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Pussycel Fails

>Being a crybaby catcel
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>when the nameroll becomes sentient
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>having 100 hours in deltarune
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks
>Normal soyjakking
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Which one of you did ts?
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>If you drive cars you is a fuggen peedough mayne
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Quote won
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what are your fetishes?
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ITT: we discuss hunky culture
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>Fuggen AntiOCpedo
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oekaki thread
mousearyans only
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Yesterday, I got permabanned again, for saying some stupid shit about DNB. Jannies thought I was participating hostile off-site communities. In this time, jannies denied my ban appeal for 3 times. I had a panic attack for entire day. I literally couldn't breathe properly, and I couldn't even eat anything. I felt like my heart was set on fire. Tears streamed from my eyes and soaked my face. The depression and anxiety swallow my whole body and I thought my life is over and nothing matters anymore. The emptiness inside me slowly turned into hopelessness, as I couldn't see the point of living anymore. I faced with the worst fate I could ever imagine, and I also considered suicide as well. All I could do was just laying on the bed and crying my eyes out. I cried myself to sleep. 7 p.m. I woke up and was once again faced with a cruel reality. Now it seems like my life is coming to an end. It seemed like my time had come. My limbs were withered and emaciated, and I was now little more than a living corpse. Before I cast off this barely moving body, I sent one last appeal. At that moment, a miracle of my life happened: they accepted my appeal. I sat down, shedding tears of emotion. At that moment, I was reborn. I am saved. I could finally feel that I was still alive. That day, I died once. I came to the gates of hell, but miraculously, I was given a second chance. I was so grateful to be able to use this website again, and I vowed never to fall into the pit of hell again because of such a stupid mistake.
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>hey there, you're very mature for your age hahah do your parents know you use the sharty?
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>tfw no gf
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>le
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you eres posting en un identifiable manner so you eres banned but nosotros no ban el tranime moeslop 4cuck 'cord o algo así
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https://maps.app.goo.gl/XmNj8PfMXZrUYUas8
NEVER VISIT "SAAR POOR" IN RAJHASTAN INDIA award
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>calling it a chevron
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>being a soyman
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>being a soyboy
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Oh so you support soy?

> Oh so you support soy doe?
> Obese leftoid cuck attack o' algo
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>Being pre-occupied with how others percieve you to the point that you base what you like on their standards
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AITA for eating the last cookie at a party?


This past weekend I (28m) was at a valentine’s party put on by someone in my grad school program. This one girl in my program (Emily) is an amazing baker. She is always bringig sourdough, cinnamon rolls, cakes etc to any function. The best thing she makes is called 7 layer cookies and they’re like these amazing butterscotch, slightly salty cookies with cornflakes and coconut and all kinds of stuff in them.

So at the valendtine’s party Emily brought a full plate of her 7 layer cookies. I had one of them, it was really good, and the whole time I’m at the party my mind is trained on these cookies and I want another one but I want to wait until everyone else has had a chance to have one. I should say at this point that I struggle with my relationship with food a little bit and I am trying to learn portion control but it is kind of hard for me still. So I am spending alot of mental energy just trying not to gobble down the whole plate lol. Eventually I just can’t stand it so I go back to the snack table and there’s only one cookie left. But I have resisted this cookie for like a full 20 minutes, I can’t stand it any more, I figure everyone else has had a chance to eat the cookie, so I go for it. As soon as I grab it this other girl (Lisa) is like “oh… I wanted to try that, I heard those were really good.” I offer to give it to her, I’m like, I already had one, you can have it, but she says no, you touched it, it’s fine, whatever.

Now I am absolutely sweating lol, and I feel completely exposed. I hear her go back to her friend she was talking with and I hear them laugh and I immediately think it’s about me, like, the overweight guy who’s chowing down on the cookies and nobody else can even try one. I don’t even want the cookie at this point which is saying a lot for me. (But I eat it anyway lol.) Fast forward to the end of the party, I’m waiting to go to the bathroom and I overhear Lisa talking to Emily in the kitchen and Lisa is saying, oh my god, this guy is eating all the cookies, have some self control, you’re an adult, you should not be hogging the cookies. Basically my worst nightmare of the kinds of things I think people would say behind my back. And Emily is just sort of nodding along and saying yeah, he’s always been like that, if you want a cookie, you have to get it fast or he’ll descend on the plate and like vaccum it up.

So I hear this and immediately I’m spiraling because this is my worst nightmare. My friend (not in my program) said that I am completely in the right here, did not act impolite, and that I should confront Lisa/Emily about it because they're out of line. (No way I'm actually going to do that) But I'm just not sure what the etiquette here is, if I acted wrong, or if these two girls are just completely out of line.

Happy Valentines Day lol
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desu desu
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Kill all veteran troons
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nujak
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what are your fetishes?
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dose anyone have the "but i created toy, who the hell are you" pictures original?
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My favourite game is KSP unironically, so no chevron.

It's even my most played vidya game.
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New toss
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just saw a video of a disgusting japapedoniggerkike
>kissing a doll of a little girl on a public train
nuke that nigger country for a third time NQVV
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>*clicking sounds*
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Legendary Coalson artifact

I had a dream last night which I heard of a legendary artifact known as the Coalson, which is just a Cobson but made of coal. Can any of you guys send over a Coalson pic? Thx
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Who's calling him?

>*Ring* *ring*
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i miss when we had a gorillion wordfilters
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>*buuuurrrrrp*
>why are moids so obsessed with us bbws?
>they shouldnt get boners everytime i decide to gorge myself
>*BRRRAAAAAAPPPPP*
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>There’s a global cabal of rich pedophile kikes and elites who eat babies and hate goycattle
<rich pedophile kike who has connection with many satanic elites who eats babies, also unironically used the word "goy"
>DUUUDE HE WAS TUFF JUST SAY YOU WERENT INVITED
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>not wanting blacks in your country because their smell is over stimulating
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imagine if we had "smallest clitty on sharty competition"
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Moon man is gooder than tranime brimstone from 4cuck btw
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MIKU WON, MOONMAN LOST
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I forgot what I wanted to post fuggen jerdee
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Total moon man victory
R: 1 / I: 0
>We need to uhm.. put… put the.. the mexicans….. we need to … we need… uhhh…we gotta…. Uhm…. We gotta protect……umm…..protect the……..our rights …..to uhh….to carry fire arms…. and…umm….…. We gotta uhm ..…we …. …we the people…um…..we must secure……..uhh … secure……free speech…. and…and the ….… 911…or something….. umm… no… 1488….. 14…. Uhm…..secure the 1488 amendment or something along those lines
R: 2 / I: 0
someone should start a poker table
R: 0 / I: 0
I gave my friend some money to buy me lunch and she got me fish instead of noodles. I’m so pissed off
R: 0 / I: 0
GEM
R: 43 / I: 25
R: 6 / I: 0
should i host a doxxing competiton? 2 'eens request to participate, i will have the 'ox and the first phono to get it wins
R: 10 / I: 1
How can I share my entire soyfolder with you guys
R: 16 / I: 10
hashban fat nigger furry
R: 7 / I: 0

This is what we need

After the brimstone Nas and goonslop (most) and the bait was gone, everybaldi cam back and everything is better, even /raid/ went from 2 pph to 46, raid count is what matters the most
R: 3 / I: 2
MIKU BOARD
R: 0 / I: 0
>TASTY LEGS AND CRISPY THIGHS
R: 2 / I: 0
>OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
R: 12 / I: 7
i have no soyjaks, like i have quite literally downloaded 0 soyjaks
R: 0 / I: 0
raid idea
flooding swfchan with soyjak flashes
R: 4 / I: 1
R: 5 / I: 1
YOU GUYS ALL SAW THAT POST! I KNOW YOU SAW IT!!! IT WAS A RED BALOON A RED BALOON YOU HEAR ME!!!!
R: 25 / I: 3

Coalier Variant?


R: 3 / I: 2

Mechanically Propulsed Vehicle

>I like driving in my car
>And the road is not so far
R: 0 / I: 0
>#BreakThePencil
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
Walkable niggerhells
R: 7 / I: 4
>HNNNNNNNGHHHHHH
R: 12 / I: 5
When was the last time we actually talked about soyboys on here?
> and oreos
R: 11 / I: 2
Hanging on to retarded or weird things just because it’s "MUH IMAGEBOARD CULTURE" how 4cuckers fell off.

Why don’t people listen to non-imageboard immigrants and not consider their enlighented ideas to enrich this website? For example, look at this site’s stance on Pedophillia in 2022 and 2026. We used to think images of Rapeson trying to rape ‘lita was funny. We literally accepted ‘lita knowing the colors were similar to the MAP flag and the name came from a pedo novel. Nowadays you can’t gigaquote pedos even as a joke.
R: 2 / I: 2
>can you guys please be a little quiter. I'm trying to SLEEP here!
R: 0 / I: 0
>External filehosts are forbidden.
R: 14 / I: 5
So h*cking true…
R: 20 / I: 3

RTL (Rate the Log) 17/2/2026


NO MORE FAT NIGGER FURRY
R: 0 / I: 0
>Putting white and black pudding in da middle of da plate and surrounding it with da hashbrown in da fried egg with a few sausies and rashers on the side as ornaments and making a little circle of breakfasty goodness with NO tomatoes so you can fully enjoy being a full Irishmaxxing fatcel
R: 10 / I: 7
>nuvariant
R: 1 / I: 1
>ip changing every 10 seconds
R: 0 / I: 0
>the welfare state
R: 0 / I: 0
Soyjaks
R: 76 / I: 27
What would you do if you had to spend 24 hours with Soytan?
R: 43 / I: 18
Why does watching porn make me have autistic episodes and want to dance instead of goon?
R: 84 / I: 14
is it true that lute used to post shitlita?
R: 4 / I: 0
just had breakfast for dinner AMA
R: 132 / I: 58
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 557 / I: 124

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 504 / I: 102
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 441 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 462 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 394 / I: 65

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 330 / I: 223
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 129 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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