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Never forget this gemerald
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>make foids addicted to validation and social media
>normalize whore culture so foids become whores
>inflate foids ego so much that they have utterly unrealistic expectations to the point that normal guys aren’t enough anymore
>leak at chuds for being unable to breed
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>ramadan soon
>bait and nas on the ‘log lessens
this can’t be a coincidence
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R: 121 / I: 52
gemmy gem~
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gabagool thread
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>samefagging on an ID enabled thread
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JOONS HAVE BEEN SLEEPING FOR 20 MINUTES NOW
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>not approving images for an entire day to btfo soicucks
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the golden dandelion will always be a gem that shit makes me laugh everytime
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JOONS HAVE BEEN SLEEPING FOR 10 MINUTES NOW
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Life in the Arabian Peninsula before the Prophet
>Decentralized
>Petty tribalist conflicts disrupting daily life
>Unequal trade
>Atrocious hygiene
>Weird idol worship
>Female infanticide
>Slapping eachother at funerals
>Partying
>Alcoholism
>Usury
>Kikes
All of this gone within 25ish years. Could you believe it?
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Fuckthisshitwebsitejak nuvariant thread

ITT we make edits and expand Fuckthisshitwebsitejak
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Why are crackers so fucking fat? Why don't they give that food for the starving africans
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Nameroll Game 2.0

Since the last brannigger said 'p imma restart It
long-dead websitecuck Decides what i goon to
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>must…
>groom…
>impressionable…
>children…
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having a big butt as a straight male is le bad evendoe women like it and gay men hate it
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what are your fetishes?
R: 5 / I: 2
fuck mikuspammers with a 54 inch dildo
R: 35 / I: 11
imagine if we had "doxing tournaments"
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Should I invest in crypto (not bitcoin though)
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>when he is trying even pre-epper caca kum er ralgo
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be honest, why do you guys like video games when you never liked any of them and oreos
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soytan culture

ITT: we discuss soytan culture
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks
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the letter p just flew over my house
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brimmy food you hate thread

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Bump
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Why do we hate indians again?
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sharty lgbt general
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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>FNF IS BACK
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Mugi is aryan goddesses
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new toss
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if this thread gets 1000 replies quote has to add an "unquote" button right next to the quote button for us giggers
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just revive /nate/ at this point
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MIKU WEBSITE
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YOU CAN CALL ME MIKU
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Is anon pronounced "ah-non", "ay-non" or "ah-nun"? I have always said ah nun but people correct me all the time
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MIKU VVON
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log is coal again
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What are your porn
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>EAT MORE FIBER
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>being attracted to adult women
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>curbstompable niggers
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/fit/ - Fitness

How is /soy/ keeping fit?
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>flowkirkvancedefenuinely
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MIKU MIKU
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why do we hate jews again?
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>ugh… I HATE BEING A CRACKER! chud rejected me again! he even injected me with some syringe! why is life so cruel?
>wait a minute, i-i feel strange, w-w-what did chud inject me with again… my head hurts… and i-i look d-d-darker, w-whats happening?
>hold on, c-c-could it be? IS THIS REAL? i-i-im becoming black! -th-this is a miracle! my dreams are becoming t-TRUE! im finally becoming black! now i know why chud injected me with that!
>YES! its finished! im not a stupid cracker anymore! i cant wait to get out of this cumskin slum and tell chud what happened! maybe he wont reject me this time!
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Onions Basedjaks

post soyjaks ITT
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What if we 'em up this "satoko houjou fans" Deviantart page o algo
https://www.deviantart.com/satoko-hojo-fans
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Fuck this shit website
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my armpits smell like cheese
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>You are the HTSM if you don't like my fetish threads
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>senile nameroll
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>Fox
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>or something
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>>>when the nameroll becomes sentient
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>septic nameroll
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>and nothing else
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Did I just create poopson
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>I’m not trying to sound like a redditor but. I actually fucking hate how retarded normies treat a bloody war that committed so many genocides and war crimes on all sides a meme. These niggers claim to have “morals” but joke about shit like this. Fucking losers man.
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Did you know that the long-dead websitecuck slopjak has DNB embedded?
Apparently 2024 oldsois saw long-dead websitecucks hating DNB as a bad thing
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>>when the nameroll becomes sentient
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I indoctrinated my girlfriend into being a soyteen and now she uses soyspeak in a really cringe way adding "o algo" to the end of sentences randomly and posting it all of tiktok. How do I resist the urge to gorge out her eyes? im trans btw
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Aryan ball Z
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>Damn shit is so high on that weed gah
>Hey woman mah waif let's fuck
>Fuck you mean NO?
RAAAAAAAAAH
>Time to kil my own son cus fuck you
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>when you turn into the nameroll and become sentient
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Pussycel Fails

>Being a crybaby catcel
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>when the nameroll becomes sentient
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soyniqua culture

ITT: we discuss soyniqua culture
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>having 100 hours in deltarune
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks
>Normal soyjakking
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Which one of you did ts?
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>If you drive cars you is a fuggen peedough mayne
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>tfw no gf
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Quote won
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what are your fetishes?
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ITT: we discuss hunky culture
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>Fuggen AntiOCpedo
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oekaki thread
mousearyans only
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Yesterday, I got permabanned again, for saying some stupid shit about DNB. Jannies thought I was participating hostile off-site communities. In this time, jannies denied my ban appeal for 3 times. I had a panic attack for entire day. I literally couldn't breathe properly, and I couldn't even eat anything. I felt like my heart was set on fire. Tears streamed from my eyes and soaked my face. The depression and anxiety swallow my whole body and I thought my life is over and nothing matters anymore. The emptiness inside me slowly turned into hopelessness, as I couldn't see the point of living anymore. I faced with the worst fate I could ever imagine, and I also considered suicide as well. All I could do was just laying on the bed and crying my eyes out. I cried myself to sleep. 7 p.m. I woke up and was once again faced with a cruel reality. Now it seems like my life is coming to an end. It seemed like my time had come. My limbs were withered and emaciated, and I was now little more than a living corpse. Before I cast off this barely moving body, I sent one last appeal. At that moment, a miracle of my life happened: they accepted my appeal. I sat down, shedding tears of emotion. At that moment, I was reborn. I am saved. I could finally feel that I was still alive. That day, I died once. I came to the gates of hell, but miraculously, I was given a second chance. I was so grateful to be able to use this website again, and I vowed never to fall into the pit of hell again because of such a stupid mistake.
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>hey there, you're very mature for your age hahah do your parents know you use the sharty?
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>le
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you eres posting en un identifiable manner so you eres banned but nosotros no ban el tranime moeslop 4cuck 'cord o algo así
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https://maps.app.goo.gl/XmNj8PfMXZrUYUas8
NEVER VISIT "SAAR POOR" IN RAJHASTAN INDIA award
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>calling it a chevron
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>being a soyman
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>being a soyboy
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Oh so you support soy?

> Oh so you support soy doe?
> Obese leftoid cuck attack o' algo
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>Being pre-occupied with how others percieve you to the point that you base what you like on their standards
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AITA for eating the last cookie at a party?


This past weekend I (28m) was at a valentine’s party put on by someone in my grad school program. This one girl in my program (Emily) is an amazing baker. She is always bringig sourdough, cinnamon rolls, cakes etc to any function. The best thing she makes is called 7 layer cookies and they’re like these amazing butterscotch, slightly salty cookies with cornflakes and coconut and all kinds of stuff in them.

So at the valendtine’s party Emily brought a full plate of her 7 layer cookies. I had one of them, it was really good, and the whole time I’m at the party my mind is trained on these cookies and I want another one but I want to wait until everyone else has had a chance to have one. I should say at this point that I struggle with my relationship with food a little bit and I am trying to learn portion control but it is kind of hard for me still. So I am spending alot of mental energy just trying not to gobble down the whole plate lol. Eventually I just can’t stand it so I go back to the snack table and there’s only one cookie left. But I have resisted this cookie for like a full 20 minutes, I can’t stand it any more, I figure everyone else has had a chance to eat the cookie, so I go for it. As soon as I grab it this other girl (Lisa) is like “oh… I wanted to try that, I heard those were really good.” I offer to give it to her, I’m like, I already had one, you can have it, but she says no, you touched it, it’s fine, whatever.

Now I am absolutely sweating lol, and I feel completely exposed. I hear her go back to her friend she was talking with and I hear them laugh and I immediately think it’s about me, like, the overweight guy who’s chowing down on the cookies and nobody else can even try one. I don’t even want the cookie at this point which is saying a lot for me. (But I eat it anyway lol.) Fast forward to the end of the party, I’m waiting to go to the bathroom and I overhear Lisa talking to Emily in the kitchen and Lisa is saying, oh my god, this guy is eating all the cookies, have some self control, you’re an adult, you should not be hogging the cookies. Basically my worst nightmare of the kinds of things I think people would say behind my back. And Emily is just sort of nodding along and saying yeah, he’s always been like that, if you want a cookie, you have to get it fast or he’ll descend on the plate and like vaccum it up.

So I hear this and immediately I’m spiraling because this is my worst nightmare. My friend (not in my program) said that I am completely in the right here, did not act impolite, and that I should confront Lisa/Emily about it because they're out of line. (No way I'm actually going to do that) But I'm just not sure what the etiquette here is, if I acted wrong, or if these two girls are just completely out of line.

Happy Valentines Day lol
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desu desu
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Kill all veteran troons
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nujak
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what are your fetishes?
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dose anyone have the "but i created toy, who the hell are you" pictures original?
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My favourite game is KSP unironically, so no chevron.

It's even my most played vidya game.
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привeт
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New toss
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just saw a video of a disgusting japapedoniggerkike
>kissing a doll of a little girl on a public train
nuke that nigger country for a third time NQVV
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>*clicking sounds*
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Legendary Coalson artifact

I had a dream last night which I heard of a legendary artifact known as the Coalson, which is just a Cobson but made of coal. Can any of you guys send over a Coalson pic? Thx
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Who's calling him?

>*Ring* *ring*
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Made this toss. Might make a full animation of this eventually.
I admit, the sharty recording was a bit ass. My intention was to record a brimmy log but it wasn't as dusty as usual today. And I didn't want to record as to not get nished for rule 7.
The story I have in mind is of an old soy getting fed up with the state of the caddy and going on a killing spree at the shardee HQ with his old polcuck friend Chud.
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i miss when we had a gorillion wordfilters
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>*buuuurrrrrp*
>why are moids so obsessed with us bbws?
>they shouldnt get boners everytime i decide to gorge myself
>*BRRRAAAAAAPPPPP*
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>There’s a global cabal of rich pedophile kikes and elites who eat babies and hate goycattle
<rich pedophile kike who has connection with many satanic elites who eats babies, also unironically used the word "goy"
>DUUUDE HE WAS TUFF JUST SAY YOU WERENT INVITED
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>not wanting blacks in your country because their smell is over stimulating
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imagine if we had "smallest clitty on sharty competition"
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Moon man is gooder than tranime brimstone from 4cuck btw
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MIKU WON, MOONMAN LOST
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I forgot what I wanted to post fuggen jerdee
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Total moon man victory
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>We need to uhm.. put… put the.. the mexicans….. we need to … we need… uhhh…we gotta…. Uhm…. We gotta protect……umm…..protect the……..our rights …..to uhh….to carry fire arms…. and…umm….…. We gotta uhm ..…we …. …we the people…um…..we must secure……..uhh … secure……free speech…. and…and the ….… 911…or something….. umm… no… 1488….. 14…. Uhm…..secure the 1488 amendment or something along those lines
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someone should start a poker table
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I gave my friend some money to buy me lunch and she got me fish instead of noodles. I’m so pissed off
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Quote is being an incompetent nigger so we must riot all over the website until tranime brimstone is banned. He's literally making his jannies remove all of the harmless NAS but allowing the entire site to be occupied by tranime fetish slop. Total janny death
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GEM
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should i host a doxxing competiton? 2 'eens request to participate, i will have the 'ox and the first phono to get it wins
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How can I share my entire soyfolder with you guys
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hashban fat nigger furry
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This is what we need

After the brimstone Nas and goonslop (most) and the bait was gone, everybaldi cam back and everything is better, even /raid/ went from 2 pph to 46, raid count is what matters the most
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MIKU BOARD
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>TASTY LEGS AND CRISPY THIGHS
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>OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
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>having a weird penis
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i have no soyjaks, like i have quite literally downloaded 0 soyjaks
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raid idea
flooding swfchan with soyjak flashes
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YOU GUYS ALL SAW THAT POST! I KNOW YOU SAW IT!!! IT WAS A RED BALOON A RED BALOON YOU HEAR ME!!!!
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Coalier Variant?


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Mechanically Propulsed Vehicle

>I like driving in my car
>And the road is not so far
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>#BreakThePencil
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rape the world… my final message… goodbye…
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Walkable niggerhells
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>HNNNNNNNGHHHHHH
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When was the last time we actually talked about soyboys on here?
> and oreos
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Hanging on to retarded or weird things just because it’s "MUH IMAGEBOARD CULTURE" how 4cuckers fell off.

Why don’t people listen to non-imageboard immigrants and not consider their enlighented ideas to enrich this website? For example, look at this site’s stance on Pedophillia in 2022 and 2026. We used to think images of Rapeson trying to rape ‘lita was funny. We literally accepted ‘lita knowing the colors were similar to the MAP flag and the name came from a pedo novel. Nowadays you can’t gigaquote pedos even as a joke.
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>can you guys please be a little quiter. I'm trying to SLEEP here!
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>External filehosts are forbidden.
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So h*cking true…
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RTL (Rate the Log) 17/2/2026


NO MORE FAT NIGGER FURRY
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>Putting white and black pudding in da middle of da plate and surrounding it with da hashbrown in da fried egg with a few sausies and rashers on the side as ornaments and making a little circle of breakfasty goodness with NO tomatoes so you can fully enjoy being a full Irishmaxxing fatcel
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>nuvariant
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>ip changing every 10 seconds
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>the welfare state
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Soyjaks
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What would you do if you had to spend 24 hours with Soytan?
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Why does watching porn make me have autistic episodes and want to dance instead of goon?
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is it true that lute used to post shitlita?
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just had breakfast for dinner AMA
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TTD THREAD

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Why are most raids nowadays just doxing random snca trannies
We should do more website raids or somealgo
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Getting tattooed is a requirement to be inducted into the Aryan Brotherhood. Are you inked?
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Is playing the harp good for you?
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Uzbekistan is white
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>I’m Chiyo! I forgot the meme arrow therefore I look like this and say this!

<no i do not look like that and say that, no way!
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How would Quote make any money from this site aside from selling our data?
Think about it for a second.
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marge
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can we do another operation?
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hey teens, i've decided to leave the 'party because of NAS soytan coal tranime epi miss circle. fuck you quote. fuck you for killing the sharty.
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Wabag twilight fag
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wait why do we hate niggers again
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itt we play chess

>playing chess
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i just checked /raid/ and oh my nigger FAILTROLLS HAVE COME BACK FROM NIGGERHELL
>>>/raid/263529 dox rape kill
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soyduel me
>
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>coal-on thread deleted
thanks jannies
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Why is fat nigger furry banned
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ok, now what?
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nas rule is back
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只有真正的青少年才會記得。
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quotecord when theres fart fetish threads on the log
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Yesterday, I got permabanned again, for saying some stupid shit about DNB. Jannies thought I was participating hostile off-site communities. In this time, jannies denied my ban appeal for 3 times. I had a panic attack for entire day. I literally couldn't breathe properly, and I couldn't even eat anything. I felt like my heart was set on fire. Tears streamed from my eyes and soaked my face. The depression and anxiety swallow my whole body and I thought my life is over and nothing matters anymore. The emptiness inside me slowly turned into hopelessness, as I couldn't see the point of living anymore. I faced with the worst fate I could ever imagine, and I also considered suicide as well. All I could do was just laying on the bed and crying my eyes out. I cried myself to sleep. 7 p.m. I woke up and was once again faced with a cruel reality. Now it seems like my life is coming to an end. It seemed like my time had come. My limbs were withered and emaciated, and I was now little more than a living corpse. Before I cast off this barely moving body, I sent one last appeal. At that moment, a miracle of my life happened: they accepted my appeal. I sat down, shedding tears of emotion. At that moment, I was reborn. I am saved. I could finally feel that I was still alive. That day, I died once. I came to the gates of hell, but miraculously, I was given a second chance. I was so grateful to be able to use this website again, and I vowed never to fall into the pit of hell again because of such a stupid mistake.
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do jannies wear jammies?
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i have not felt happiness since a very long time…
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>Bimmyjak is worse than both, its NAS AND forced (plus its a reference to a painfully unfunny subreddit revolving oldfag jewtuber James Rolfe)
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Yesterday, I got permabanned again, for saying some stupid shit about DNB. Jannies thought I was participating hostile off-site communities. In this time, jannies denied my ban appeal for 3 times. I had a panic attack for entire day. I literally couldn't breathe properly, and I couldn't even eat anything. I felt like my heart was set on fire. Tears streamed from my eyes and soaked my face. The depression and anxiety swallow my whole body and I thought my life is over and nothing matters anymore. The emptiness inside me slowly turned into hopelessness, as I couldn't see the point of living anymore. I faced with the worst fate I could ever imagine, and I also considered suicide as well. All I could do was just laying on the bed and crying my eyes out. I cried myself to sleep. 7 p.m. I woke up and was once again faced with a cruel reality. Now it seems like my life is coming to an end. It seemed like my time had come. My limbs were withered and emaciated, and I was now little more than a living corpse. Before I cast off this barely moving body, I sent one last appeal. At that moment, a miracle of my life happened: they accepted my appeal. I sat down, shedding tears of emotion. At that moment, I was reborn. I am saved. I could finally feel that I was still alive. That day, I died once. I came to the gates of hell, but miraculously, I was given a second chance. I was so grateful to be able to use this website again, and I vowed never to fall into the pit of hell again because of such a stupid mistake.
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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EMBEDDED 'PLIER IN PICREL OYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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amerigoys, be honest. would you actually buy this?
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How do I master SNCA magic
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hunky is NASslop vantablak
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QLMJ*YLA is out
SGHSGG (skibidi gyatt hentai sigma giga goy) is in
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/HTSM/

hunky won
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quot [baba]
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Amerimutt hate thread

Hate on America and Americans in general. Post muttquotes. Make 9/11 jokes. Make fun of the 345 million goblins living in that goyslop shithole.
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i need more neutralpliers
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ITT we post proto-soyjaks
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ITT we shitfling about our blood types
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ITT we make edits of this variant:known 'jak everyphono uses
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goonbait board
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Does anyone notice how the right are starting to whine and cry about shit instead of the left? Most left leaning people I know will laugh at what was once right-wing humor.
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fat bitches are awful

I recently had sex with one fat girl after I got "accidentaly" BBW pilled on /soy/
>inb4 bait
I started posting BBW bait here three months ago and irony poisoned himself.
I fucking hate myself for it.
How did no one said how horrible this experience is? You literally can't even angle your dick onto her, I missed three times finding the wrong crease
And also the smell. My God. The smell is awful. I didn't realise that fat bitches smell and sweat a lot harder. The air was thick with a pungent, acrid stench of stale sweat from straight brimstone niggerhell that made my eyes water.
And also I couldn't even finish it. Because of the excessive weight that absorbed any movement and sweaty smell I got tired very quickly and passed out.
When I woke up all my bedroom was in sweat and I almost cried. Fellas, what do I do now?
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this is my girlfriend. jealous?
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>Playing russian roulette with cyanide laced pizza slices
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How do you spell Snca?
I spell it like "sun-cuh"
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>2 month long MPA on /v/
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Why does everyone here have a bbw fetish
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>tfw no bf
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voice message thread
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>playing a chess game in the sharty for 2 hours
R: 10 / I: 4
toss
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this is how I workout o algo
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>
R: 37 / I: 8
Some programmingGOD should make a soyjak browser or something, it would be gemmy i think
R: 4 / I: 1
YOU FUCKING NIGGEEEEEEEEEEERSSS
R: 0 / I: 0
>please hashban this image
R: 4 / I: 0
He needs to resign.
R: 15 / I: 7
Be honest, how do you feel when someone is mean to you online
R: 3 / I: 0
what did Monaco do to make many 'teens mindbrvken
>dynamic ip mpa'd
R: 48 / I: 16
What would you do if you had to spend 24 hours with Cobblestone?
R: 14 / I: 7
British tea culture is pretty pathetic, shitty Indian tea drowned in milk and sugar.

It's as if a country was known for it's "beer drinking culture" but in reality they all drink dos equis with lime and salted rims.

Drink some good keemun tea instead
R: 2 / I: 1

Rape Quote until his anus bleeds

Rape Quote until his anus bleeds
R: 5 / I: 2
why is it illegal to play in pile of my own poop in the middle of the street
R: 2 / I: 1
This video has no picture or sound. If you see anything in this video, then your third eye has awakened.
R: 13 / I: 3
how is rape bad?
R: 1 / I: 0
in what kind of situation you post this giga
R: 12 / I: 12
>support real artists
R: 6 / I: 3
MonacARYAN gems thread
R: 14 / I: 5
Is kliksjak a gem or coal
R: 2 / I: 0
>fuggen sydnee
R: 2 / I: 0
Там, гдe дeти cкладывали фoтo матeрeй
Гeрман пыталcя измeнить хрoнику днeй (а как жe?)
Дeлая вышe в динамиках лиричecкий cумбур
Ругал Патрика за нeдoeдeнных кур
Пocлeдний мeчтал o рингe
Мeчтал o вcтрeчe c Эрикoм Мoралecoм и Дoнoм Кингoм
Мeчтал o чeмпиoнcкoм пoяce
Параллeльнo гдe-тo взрывы грeмeли, Гeрман прoникал в нoвocти
Арафат, Шарoн, cтрах, вoйна, фoбия
Тиран Фидeль, Тoни Мoнтана, мафия впeрeвec
"Porgy & Bess", джаз, cтаричoк Дэвиc, чуть-чуть Рoccи
А вoт ужe и лeтo прeвратилocь в oceнь
Стихи прo Кубу прoзoй
Eщё в бoльницe Патрик пoнял, чтo выпадают вoлocы
Ктo пocтавил рoзу в мoю вазу?
Ктo жe cлал мнe эти пиcьма, марки, пoртрeты Каcтрo?
Я нeнавижу краcныe цвeты c кoнвeртами
И вдруг вcё замeрлo, ктo-тo прocнулcя
Нe буди, нe буди, нe cуди!
Пoка eщё лучшe нe гoвoри ничeгo
Смeх из палаты для диких пcихoв
Разнocит эхo пo кoридoрам клиники
Стoн из палаты для диких пcихoв
Разнocит эхo пo кoридoрам клиники
Смeх из палаты для диких пcихoв
Разнocит эхo пo кoридoрам клиники
Стoн из палаты для диких пcихoв
Разнocит эхo, разнocит эхo
Июль мoчил, coлнцe cкрылocь oт пуха
Палаты oбрeчeнных oткрывали oкна для духoв
Ктo-тo cкулил как-тo, кричал: Патрик умeр!
Ecли мoжeшь, тoжe убeри ocкал, пocтoй
Паcкаль умeр — вчeра утрoм вылeтeл пулeй в oкна
Пoвeрь мнe на cлoвo, дoктoр, oтпуcти!
Нe cлушай мoих рoдных, я вeдь нe бoльнoй, пoйми
Вcпoмни ceбя в 23, лeти
Я вcкрoю вeны! — кричал Антoн, умoлял на кoлeнях
Выпуcтить, oтeц вeлeл язык прикуcить
Стeны мoлчали, убили Паcкаля, вытecнили Патрика
Из мира живых, из мира жадных
Из мира быcтрых, пoдeржанных, нo цeпких
Тeх, чтo дажe нe прoдают пo рeцeпту
Гeрман чтo-тo шeпнул Антoну — прocил пocтричь
Как этo — вcё равнo пoдoхнeшь? И чтo такoe ВИЧ?
Люди хранили фразы как пригoвoры, пeли ceрeнады
Нo нe шeвeлилиcь губы мeдбрата
Дoктoр курил, oтeц причитать нe cмeл
Ваш cын cбeжал или улeтeл
Смeх из палаты для диких пcихoв
Разнocит эхo пo кoридoрам клиники
Стoн из палаты для диких пcихoв
Разнocит эхo пo кoридoрам клиники
Смeх из палаты для диких пcихoв
Разнocит эхo пo кoридoрам клиники
Стoн из палаты для диких пcихoв
Разнocит эхo, разнocит эхo
Один в мeгапoлиce грёз, пoлуживых приматoв
В oпьяняющeм запахe рoз, духoв
Фантаcтика, этoт грёбаный мир мeня забыл
Приказал июлю набирать cил, мoчить, жарить
Набравшиcь наглocти, пoлeтeли вoпрocы в нeбo
И cкoлькo вce жe cтoит дoза радocти, а?
Навeрнoe, труднo быть Бoгoм
Труднo управлять бoльными зритeлями
Дoктoра в палатах — видeли мы
Сука, гoлoд coткан из запахoв, пeрeлoман
Тeми, ктo брocил Антoна, вылeтeв из oкoн
Тихим cапoм братья пoкидали палаты
И мнe нe ocтавалocь ничeгo, крoмe тoгo, как
Убитьcя тoкoм, ужe в качecтвe духа
Как-тo пeрeбoрoть cтрах и вылeтeть в мир живых
Смeх из палаты для диких пcихoв
Разнocит эхo пo кoридoрам клиники
Стoн из палаты для диких пcихoв
Разнocит эхo пo кoридoрам клиники
Смeх из палаты для диких пcихoв
Разнocит эхo пo кoридoрам клиники
Стoн из палаты для диких пcихoв
Разнocит эхo, разнocит эхo
R: 2 / I: 1
>Americans invented the english language
R: 6 / I: 2
Ramadan begins tommorow! God bless you all.
R: 5 / I: 2
in what kind of situation you post this giga
R: 2 / I: 0
I'm bored and the amerimutt hours are starting.

let's raid someone or someTHANG you fucking niggers
R: 0 / I: 0
>Mogged by soyjak neo
R: 25 / I: 4
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WAS DRIVEN INTO SUICIDE WITH RADIO FREQUENCIES THAT MAKE YOU HALLUCINATE AND ACK. IT WAS DONE BY A SECRET SEX TRAFFICKING AND CHILD-PROSTITUTION SYNDICATE THAT OWNS HUNDREDS OF APARTMENTS TRANSMITTERS CAPABLE OF TRANSMITTING SAID FREQUENCIES IN AND AROUND NEW YORK. MANY OWNERS OF FAMOUS MUSEUMS AND BANK INVESTORS ARE SAID TO BE PART OF THE SYNDICATE
R: 15 / I: 5
R: 10 / I: 3
*Deep inside siberia, inside a russian psych ward*
>well.. my service is over.. they didnt need me anymore.. so now im back here with you, old friend
<heh.. *cough*.. its good to see you buddy
>Say.. how about a game of chess?
<Anytime.. time to see if your strategies have changed since the old days.. *cough*
>Hehe.. we'll… we'll see.. *Cough*… we'll see about that, it'll be just like in the good old days *coughing fit*
<You okay pal?
<Kuz?…
<..
<DOCTOR! DOCTORS!!
R: 11 / I: 4

when will we raid reddit

title
R: 7 / I: 1
How do you celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
R: 0 / I: 0
I taped my japseye shut
this is only the beginning
R: 6 / I: 1
Since nigger quote and jannies are allowing K-On every day I will post a George Floyd Creepypasta
R: 5 / I: 3
Monaco vvon
R: 0 / I: 0
itt we send frock laufter vidyas
R: 15 / I: 0
When will the Sharty become left leaning? I know it sounds crazy brah, but we always where Contrarian so it just would make sense, I mean we’re obviously not political at all but we have a right wing facade to keep most people away from our sekret club. The majority of Zoomers now is right wing and they also goon to faggots like nick fuentes on a daily basis. Distinguishing won’t work either they still get attracted towards this site because it said da funny goy Jew word or something.
R: 2 / I: 1
>datamining
R: 3 / I: 1
Does /soy/ like dragon ball Z?
R: 7 / I: 1
>In 2001, Prince Albert II of Monaco was accused of rape by model Karen Mulder.
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOX XIM
R: 2 / I: 1
artistic vid
R: 2 / I: 0
when will we create subreddit
R: 0 / I: 0
>wearing deodorant
R: 1 / I: 0
suggestions for my nu template
i want to add more fat detail but idk
>
R: 4 / I: 1
Autists VVON
R: 3 / I: 2
>letting dudes fuck your wife makes you a better man
R: 6 / I: 1
>I hurt myself today
R: 4 / I: 0
I burst out in tears whenever someone is mean to me online. Please don’t be rude
R: 1 / I: 0
>raiding the entire country of monaco isn't possible nusoigringo
R: 557 / I: 124

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 504 / I: 102
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 441 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 462 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 394 / I: 65

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 330 / I: 223
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 129 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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