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Kill It or Thrill It: Welcome to NoClip360
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Steam CCU King
CS2: 751K
Valve's cash cow laughs at the competition.
Hot New Seller
Mewgenics #2
Cats breeding chaos pays dividends.
Twitch Raid
ARC: 67K viewers
TheBurntPeanut farms the apocalypse.
Review Darling
Bongo Cat 98%
Meow-sic to Steam's ears.

Featured Stories

Editor's Picks
Mewgenics Tops Steam Sellers at #2
Mewgenics Tops Steam Sellers at #2
Appalling cat eugenics sim pulls 91K players, 93% Very Positive—Ziggy's nightmare fuel goes viral
Warzone Mobile Lights Out April 17
Warzone Mobile Lights Out April 17
Activision pulls plug on mobile BR after short run—CoD's mobile curse strikes again
Crimson Desert: No MTX, Not Soulslike
Crimson Desert: No MTX, Not Soulslike
Pearl Abyss charges premium to dodge cash shop sins—'Hell no' to easy mode
Yakuza Kiwami 3 Bombs Hardest in Series
Yakuza Kiwami 3 Bombs Hardest in Series
Remake blunders tank Steam score: 'Creatively bankrupt' per PC Gamer
RAM Crunch May Hike Switch 2/PS6 Prices
RAM Crunch May Hike Switch 2/PS6 Prices
Sony/Nintendo eye delays amid shortage—your wallet weeps
.hack//ZERO Revives JRPG Series
.hack//ZERO Revives JRPG Series
CyberConnect2 drops trailer for bold new entry—fans lose it on Reddit

Creator Feed

YouTube
Nerdrotic8 vids
Starfleet Academy is Worse Than Prison - Episode 6: Come, Let's Dumb
Starfleet Academy is Worse Than Prison - Episode 6: Come, Let's Dumb
Starfleet Academy is a DISASTER - How Low Can it Go?
Starfleet Academy is Embarrassingly BAD - The Acolyte of Star Trek
Everyone Hates Starfleet Academy - It Gets Worse
Starfleet Academy is AWFUL - Star Trek is Dead
Kathleen Kennedy QUITS After Destroying Star Wars
Stranger Things 5 Is a Massive Disappointment - Netflix's Flagship Show Ends in DISASTER
Top 5 Hollywood DISASTERS of 2025
Asmongold TV8 vids
OH NO..
OH NO..
Gamers actually won
NO ONE saw this coming..
Oh.. my.. god...
GAMERS WON..
Wtf is happening..
Genuinely. What the f*ck?
Something FINALLY happened in the UK..
Disparu8 vids
Actors ANGRY At Media Baiting Traps In Hollywood
Actors ANGRY At Media Baiting Traps In Hollywood
Starfleet Academy Review - Attack Of The FURRIES!
Actors Need to SHUT UP To Save Hollywood
Starfleet Academy FALLOUT Media COPE As Narrative DIES
Starfleet Academy Gets WORSE - Burns Canon for Selfish Greed
Markiplier HUMILIATES Hollywood With Iron Lung #1
Starfleet Academy Sent ALL Klingons to HELL
Starfleet Academy RUINED Klingons In Star Trek
Gamers Nexus8 vids
HW News - Valve Steam Machine Updates, CPU Supply Crunch, Notepad++ Exploit, & Raw Material Prices
HW News - Valve Steam Machine Updates, CPU Supply Crunch, Notepad++ Exploit, & Raw Material Prices
Discord's Disturbing Ties to Global Surveillance | ID Verification, Palantir, & Thiel
The Torture Will Continue Until Shareholder Value Improves
HW News - OpenAI x NVIDIA Deal Questioned, GPU Prices Suddenly Skyrocket, AMD Vibe Coding
AMD Ryzen 7 9850X3D CPU Review & Benchmarks | Gaming, Power, & Thermals, ft. DDR5-4800
HW News - NVIDIA the Pirate, 70% DRAM to AI in 2026, 2500W XOC GPU, N1 CPU Rumors
The Rise of Chinese Memory
Corsair, Get It Together
ENDYMIONtv8 vids
How one single developer killed his game over greed
How one single developer killed his game over greed
Game Developers Finally Told The Truth
Highguard Devs Did Not Expect This to Happen
They’re Normalizing This In Modern Gaming + Sweet Baby Is Back
Overwatch Just Opened A Door They Can't Close
Highguard Didn’t See This Coming
Overwatch developers finally admit the truth
Baldur’s Gate 3 Controversy Goes NUCLEAR + STOP THIS NOW
YellowFlash 28 vids
No One Showed Up! Crime 101’s Pathetic Opening Proves Marvel and Hollywood are SCREWED!
No One Showed Up! Crime 101’s Pathetic Opening Proves Marvel and Hollywood are SCREWED!
SHOCKING: Billie Eilish Calls ICE On Aussie Troll Trying To Move Into Her House! Hollywood HYPOCRITE
It's your FAULT she's broke! Hasan Piker defender Frogan responds to the "HATERS" in the worst way!
REJECTED! Starfleet Academy ratings finally EXPOSED and it's BAD! Fans hate WOKE Star Trek!
She’s DEAD broke! Hasan Piker’s most VILE defender is BEGGING for help! Frogan needs your money!
Loot that SH*T! Black stereotypes the video game FLOPPED badly! (Relooted Disaster)
Rachel Zegler BLACKLISTED: How Her Big Mouth Cost Disney $170M & Ended Her Hollywood Career
Liberal Woman KILLS million dollar marketing campaign! Overwatch Blizzard employee HIJACKS company!
Smash JT8 vids
EXPOSED: Amelia Blows Whistle on UK Schools!
EXPOSED: Amelia Blows Whistle on UK Schools!
This Chinese ai Just DESTROYED Hollywood
OWN NOTHING: This NEW Sony Patent Should SCARE You…
LIBERATE: Amelia Joins Rupert Lowe to Launch Restore Britain!
FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD: Ubisoft Claims Assassin’s Creed “Overperformed”?!
BUSTED: Discord CAUGHT LYING About Your Personal Data!
Mewgenics Creator DESTROYS WOKIES Over “Controversial” Cameos
Sony's Latest State of Play Was Actually.... AWESOME!?
Hypnotic8 vids
The Biggest Ripoff In Gaming History
The Biggest Ripoff In Gaming History
This Game Wasn't Supposed To Win
Mewgenics Ruined The Modern Audience
The Western Games Industry Has Lost Its Mind
This Game Destroyed An Entire Western Gaming Studio
Overwatch Just Betrayed Everyone...
They Want To Control Everything...
Western Games Are Doomed...
The ArchCast8 vids
DC Has Absolutely No Idea What To Do With Harley Quinn
DC Has Absolutely No Idea What To Do With Harley Quinn
Seedance 2.0 Is So Good Disney Had to Sue
Between A Rock And A Gay Place - Blizzard And Overwatch 2 Are Captured By The Modern Audience
You Can't Be Neutral When The Times Demand A Position
Void War Was DMCA's By GW For Having Shoulder Pads - Weaponized Copyright
Trench Crusade "Community" License Is Precisely What I Expected.
Woman With 5 Restraining Orders Claim No One Is Illegal
Good Trouble - Microsoft and Minecraft Indoctrinating Kids Into Civil Disobedience
Vara Dark - Dark Titan Media8 vids
NEW Ubisoft Financials PROVE Theyre Screwed, Media Frames Report As MAJOR WIN But It Proves DISASTER
NEW Ubisoft Financials PROVE Theyre Screwed, Media Frames Report As MAJOR WIN But It Proves DISASTER
Discord Age Verification "AI/Human Hybrid" Moderation System WORRIES People, Backlash Intensifies
New God Of War WRECKED! Gamers DEMAND Sons Of Sparta Refunds Over LOCKED Features & High Pricetag
Discord Is SCREWED, MASSIVE Social Media Backlash Leads To Nitro Cancellations & Account Closures!?
Relooted Backlash Causes MELTDOWNS, CEO & Ex-Sweet Baby Consultant DEMAND Steam Censor Us
Discord DESTROYED Over Age Verification System, Damage Control ISNT Working As Mass Boycotts Loom
SEETHING Over Highguards EPIC Failure Begins🤣PCGamer Says Its "NOT A Flop" As It Lost 97% Of Players
Square Enix's "Killer Inn" MoDeRn Game ALREADY DEAD, 813 MAX Players 🤣 Another Broken, Slop Game
Madam Savvy8 vids
RELOOTED: Using My Feet to Play
RELOOTED: Using My Feet to Play
Epstein's Emails Reveal Sony + DeNA Connections + Influence
Artist HARASSED By "Loving and Tolerant" People
Wall Street's Feast is Over- Savvy
Is Tanning a Racism? (No....no it isnt)
WHO MURDERED LARA CROFT? WE HAVE OUR ANSWER.
ANTI-CENSORSHIP PROGRESS | Banks WILL GET IN TROUBLE for DEBANKING and CENSORSHIP
Exposing MadamSavvy - SHES NOT AMERICAN?!
Gothic Therapy8 vids
Relooted: A Case Study of Failure | CEO Interview & Funding Breakdown
Relooted: A Case Study of Failure | CEO Interview & Funding Breakdown
Ban Hammered! Warhammer Channels STRUCK DOWN by YouTube!
Total Gamer Victory! David Bédard LEAVES Sweet Baby Inc!
Our VTuber Debut Went Wrong… So We REMASTERED It
Star Wars is HERstory! Kathleen Kennedy’s Exit Lies EXPOSED!
STABBED IN THE BACK? Marvel’s Blade Movie Reportedly CANCELED!
UNLIMITED FILONI! Kennedy Out Again as Filoni Takes Over Lucasfilm?
MERRY CENSORSHIP! Uma Musume Gets LOCALIZED, and You Should Care!

Quick Hits

AI Headlines
Mewgenics Tops Steam Charts, Somehowsteam_review_sentiment
93% positive from 18K reviews while everyone's asking if the cats are okay
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ARC Raiders Crushes Steam With 211K Playerssteam_current_players
Peak 250K while devs laugh all the way to the concurrent bank
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Warzone Mobile Shuts Down April 17gamespot
Activision speedruns another mobile flop into the grave
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Assassin's Creed Shadows Adds Manual Jumpingpc_gamer
Parkour chads rejoice while Ubisoft pretends it's not late
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Total War Warhammer 3 Gets Murder Catsrock_paper_shotgun
Because nothing says grimdark like felines that eat armies
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Baldur's Gate 3 Drops Tiny Patch 1.800.700mp1st
Larian fixing what ain't broke while we all pretend to care
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Nioh 3 Fixes Elixir Healing Bugvg247
Team Ninja admits you weren't crazy, just dead
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Crimson Desert Vows No MTX At Launcheurogamer
Pearl Abyss charges premium to dodge the gacha shame
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Yakuza Kiwami 3 Bombs Hardest In Seriespc_gamer
'Creatively bankrupt' says Steam reviews while RGG weeps
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Jax Harlan
A Word From the Editor
Jax "The Gatekeeper" Harlan

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